成长的烦恼第一季117中英台词对照表
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本608 Happy Halloween _Part 2 of 2
608 Happy Halloween (Part 2 of 2)Previously on growing pains:Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth.Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween.Chrissy: What did they do?Jason: No, they told scary stories.Carol: If that's my blind date calling to cancel, tell him I'm not here.Jason: Hello.Carol: Tell him I'm out with somebody incredible good looking.Jason: That was Eddie on the phone. Mike was supposed to pick him up a half hour ago and he hasn't shown.Chrissy: It's light enough.Maggie: Close the door Chrissy, you're not going anywhere.Chrissy: Oh no! It figures.Jason: Come on, close the light, close the door and tell us some more scary stories.Carol: I'm not finished with my face yet.Ben: Yeah, well maybe you will have it ready for the Olympics of''92. Jason: All right who wants the next turn? Carol?Carol: Oh I'm not with you people, I'm just waiting for this stiff.Jason: Looks like I could use some help here Ben.Ben: Carol, get your butt over here right now and tell a story.Carol: No.Jason: Ben, I'm saying you say a story.Ben: Ok, once upon a time on Halloween, at the sweat t-shirt contest…Maggie: Ben…A Halloween story, scary.Ben: Ok, scary. It was Halloween and I was coming home from school. (Story begins to be depicted)Ben: Mom, dad, it's your favorite son…you know…Ben….Ok well I'm going to be up I'm my room studying like Oas.Ben: It was odd. No one to greet me, no one to tussle my hair.And then I heard a noise…a stranger noise I had never heard before. Jason: Hold it!(Story ends)Ben: What? What did I do this time?Maggie: Ben I want a scary story, really scary.Ben: Ok, well, I got you this time.Chrissy: I like the pizza story Benjamin.Ben: Thank you Chrissy, but this one is better. This is the story of why I stopped trick or treating.(Story begins)I was like any other kid with this Halloween thing, you know…there were good ones, there were bad ones. I had been around the block a time or two…I mean I had been doing this trick or treating scam since before sugar was a dirty word. And through all those years of begging, there was one house you never visited. The word was out: Don't go to Bulager's house. Not that anybody had ever seen him, but we all heard the stories. If you went there, you didn't come back.I mean, isn't that where the Logger family disappeared? All ten of them, wiped out without a trace. I had to find out, even if it was the last thing I ever did. I couldn't make any noise.Ahhhhhhh…(Story continues)I could have run, I could have turned weenie, but I decided to face this like a man. It was odd, even with my heart beating like that. A strange calmness took over me. I think it was because of that smell. Where had I smelled that before? It was warm, inviting…with a hint of cheese, and just a dash of oregano. (Story finishes)Ben: Wait until you hear the ending, seriously.Jason: Carol, do you have anything to contribute?Carol: I don't want to tell these stupid Halloween stories.Maggie: It doesn't have to be a Halloween story, just a scary story.Jason: Come on Carol, I have every confidence you can frighten all of us. Carol: Well, there is this dream I have been having…I've been having it a lot actually.(Dream begins)I'm in a subway station, and I'm late.Speaking in dream: Where is everybody? Is this some sort of Jewish holiday? Got to make my train…I jumped the turn stile… no that would be wrong, and I never do anything wrong…it's the tragedy of what I am.VOICE: Attention please! Stop winning and jump the turn stile. Yeah... I'm talking to you bookworm.Carol: Wow, can you believe I did that?Grandma: It doesn't matter, that train is never coming.Carol: What?Grandma: I didn't say anything.Carol: Oh sorry.Grandma: I thought it.Carol: I can hear your thoughts?Grandma: And I can hear yours.Carol: I'm just going to ignore her, and get on that train, and get out of here. Grandma: Its isn't coming, it's the subway car called success. And it doesn't come to people who just wait for it.Carol: Well, what are you waiting for?Grandma: I always wait here. I have been doing it since I was a freshman at Columbia University. My name is Carol seaver, what's yours?Carol: You are not Carol Seaver, I'm Carol Seaver. This is so bizarre. (MUSIC)Yes Carol Seaver is bizarre, don't you know that's the kind of person that you are.Don't let up what you did; treat it like a sin, to be the kind of person that you are…Thought you had the knowledge, when you went off to college, how come you not there anymore…Misses, such a miss-fit…or should we call you misfit? Your entire life is rotten to the bone…Hahaha(Song ends)Carol: Ah… (falling)I don't believe this, I'm flying….I'm flying. I'm not an uptight little bookworm who is afraid to sore. I can do something that nobody in the entire world can do. I'm special.Mike: Hey, yo, Carol!Carol: Mike?Chrissy: Hey Mike, wait for me!Ben: Beep beep, coming through.Carol: I'm not special.Chrissy: Hey you can see our house from here.Ben: YeahCarol: Ah…(falling)(Dream ends)Carol: What nobody here has dreams like that?Everybody: Oh yeah, sure, yeah…..Maggie: Honey, it's just a dream, its nothing to worry about or be embarrassed about.Jason: No that's true, and tomorrow I'm going to give you some numbers of some colleagues of mine you can talk to ok?Ben: Carol, your date is here.Mike: Hello?Jason: Mike is that you?Mike: yeah.Carol: Oh great, it's only my stupid brother.Maggie: Quiet Carol. Mike, you scared the life out of us, Eddie called, where have you been?Jason: Something wrong?Mike: Yeah I'll say.Jason and Maggie: Mike, well what's wrong? What happened?Ben: Mike, you look like you have seen a ghost.Mike: Uh, look, I'm not crazy am i?Jason: What are you talking about?Mike: I mean, I'm not the kind of kid who imagines things, right?Maggie: NO honey.Mike: That's what I was afraid of. See, I never really made it to Eddie's tonight. (STORY BEGINS)Mike: I thought I knew every road in long island. I'm going to be fine, nothing to be scared of…Mommy…mommy…Hey are you ok?Kara: I think so.Mike: Ok, well what happened?Kara: I don't know…Mike: Ok, its ok, it's ok... Listen uh, uh, how many fingers do you see? Kara: Two.Mike: Great, you want to go out sometime?Kara: What?Mike: Uh I'm sorry, my name is Mike Seaver.Kara: Kara Danes.Mike: OK, Oh man you are ice cold.Kara: I have been here a while.Mike: Here take my jacket.Kara: Oh thank you.Mike: I'm just glad you are ok, look at this car.Kara: Frank is going to be so mad at me for toweling his car.Mike: Yeah, well Frankie is just going to be happy that you are alive.Kara: You are funny.Mike: Pardon me?Kara: Oh Frankie is such a wonderful dancer.Mike: Hey wo, wo. Are you sure you are ok?Kara: Oh darling hold me just hold me.Mike: Uh, well sure, if I got to.Kara: Will you help me?Mike: Uh well, exactly how big is this Frankie guy?Kara: Take me home.Mike: Sure…Uh Kara, do you have any idea where we are?Kara: Yes.Mike: Well, would you like to share that information?Kara: Why did it have to end this way?Mike: What?Kara: Mike have you ever held someone in your arms and felt eternal love wash over your soul?Mike: Dozens of times.Kara: You are cute….oh, ohw…Mike: Are you ok? I will pull over. Look I'm sorry, most of this car is just jag and metal., let me see that. Oh gosh that is one nasty cut, we are going to have to get this wrapped. If it were bleeding….Kara, why isn't it bleeding?Kara: It must not be very deep.Mike: What are you kidding? This needs stitches. The cut is gone!Kara: I told you.Mike: All right all right, let me see the other hand.Kara: Hey look! It's our favorite place.Mike: Uh?Kara: Don't you remember? We had our first date there.Mike: Uh Kara, look, I have never been to this dinner in my entire life, and believe me, if I had ever one out with you I would remember. Boy, I'd remember. Kara: I'll race you to the door.Mike: Ok she's crazy, but she looks good. What am I talking about? This is what I have been waiting for.Kara: It stopped raining.Mike: There's horses here…uh wait a second I forgot my keys.Kara: Here!Mike: Oh thank you…(Enters)Mike: Oh wow, isn't Halloween great? I mean, everyone is having a costume party.Abe: Later Mr. President, I got a customer.President: Don't worry Abe; Let them find their own booth.Abe: Booth, where?President: Gotha!!!haha.Kara: Let's go to our usual table.Mike: Our usual table?Babe: I hit 50 homeruns in an 8 fielder game.Marilyn: Oh come on Babe, Yankee stadium is only 273 down the right field line. Babe: Hey you know baseball.Marilyn: Yes, and I also know fat.Mike: Uh wow, you are a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.Marilyn: Trick or treat.Kara: Mr. President, they are at our table.President: hey you two, you have been hogging that table for four score and seven years.Laurel: Well there's another nice mess you got me into.Hardy: (indistinctive)Colonel Sanders: And Truman, you ought to see what I can do with red bean. Truman: Promises, promises.Mike: Uh Kara, look, I know I don't need to tell you this because I know that you already know, but I have never actually been here with you before.Kara: You are right.Mike: Oh come on Kara don't cry…I meant that I have been here with you before, lots of times. Hey, who's kidding who? I am a regular! Hey hey, give me my usual, hold the sprouts.Kara: No, you are just a sweet dear boy who found a lonely soul on the side of the road trying to get home.Mike: Look Kara, why don't you just give me your phone number and I will call your parents and tell them that you are fine.Kara: It's 555-5406Mike: Ok, fine. You just sit right here and relax, ok? Everything is going to be just fine.Kara: I know it is, Frankie.Truman: He seems like a nice young man.Kara: Truman, be good. I'll go powder my nose, I'm going home Truman. Home…Mike: Thanks…Excuse me but have you seen the girl I came in with?Abe: Yeah, whoooooMike: No,no,no, I mean she disappeared. See, I was on the phone with her mother, who by the way burst into tears and hung up on me. Does that say anything to you?Abe: What's a phone?Kara: I'm ready to go.Mike: Good lord! How did you get here?Kara: You drove me.Mike: Hey look, I was on the phone with your mother ok? She started crying and told me that I was playing some sort of cruel joke on her, and then she hung up on me. What kind of trouble are you in?Kara: Come, I'll show you the way.Mike: To where?Kara: To where I have been trying to go for 17 years.Mike: Uh?Man: ladies and gentlemen, now coming up soon for our youngsters up there, our little friend from Italy, Topo Shizo But first, right here on this stage, paradise dinner is proud to present Mr. Jimmy Hendrix and Liberachi. Jimmy, Li, get up here.Liberachi: Now Jimmy, it's magic time.Hendrix: Yeah, I'm with ya Li.Kara: Let's go.Mike: Hey, it looked like you floated to me.Kara: We are almost there.Mike: I don't see any houses.Kara: Mike, stop the car.Mike: Why?Kara: Because I'm home, I'm finally home.Mike: Kara, we are in the middle of nowhere.Kara: Dance with me Frankie.Mike: It's Mike, remember?Kara: Please….Mike: Uh Kara, you are loosing me here.Kara: For one moment, that's all I ask. I know we promised to love only eachother, but I release you from that promise.Mike: Thanks.Kara: I hope you find love, I hope you find happiness.Mike: You know Kara; I just really hope that you are ok.Kara: I miss you.Mike: What do you mean?Kara: I know you will find another love.Mike: Look, Kara, I got an idea. What do you say we get back in the car, I'll drive you home and everything is going to be ok. All right, Come on…obviously you have been through a lot of shock today and you are a little confused.Kara: Goodbye.Mike: Hey wait, where are you going?Kara: Home.Mike: Home? Kara look, there are no houses up there. Come on, there are no houses for miles…Kara? Kara? Hey Kara, this isn't funny... Kara? Kara? Where are you? Hello?(Story ends)Maggie: Honey are you ok?Mike: Yeah, you know it's just that the one thing that makes no sense whatsoever is…is…How you guys could be so gullible.Maggie: What?Jason: None of this happened?Maggie: Mike you scared us to death.Mike: Is there a better night for it?Chrissy: Yeah, you would have made a great pilgrim.Jason: You planned all this.Mike: No I didn't, I just planned to come home and scare Ben. I mean I knew he would be here toilet papering the house.Ben: I have had it. Everybody is accusing me of this, but there is not one scrap of evidence.Maggie: How about your hundred pounds of 2-ply?Ben: I'll go to my room.Mike: You guys being here only made it better. Thank goodness for this storm. Chrissy: Yeah yeah yeah.Maggie: Hey the storm, its over.Chrissy: So I can go?Jason: Yeah, go on.Chrissy: Let's go let's go let's go, let's go maties.Maggie: Chrissy wait for me.Jason: You didn't have me fooled for a second.Mike: Oh come on dad, how could you sit there in damp shorts and tell me that? Carol: Oh great, so everybody is happy now except good old Carol.Jason: Yep.Carol: Oh that better be that clown or else…Hello, I'm Carol, Lou-Ann'sfriend…this is my brother, my father…lets go.Jason: Did I ever tell you about the Halloween night I had when I was about your age?Mike: Yeah yeah yeah, with the yellow eyes?Jason: No, they were orange eyes. But that's getting ahead of the story. It was a Halloween night, much like this…I was about your age..and…I don't have any candy…I got to give them fruit.Mike: Oh come on dad, don't give them fruit…Jason: What else do I have?Mike: Give them some money.Jason: Yeah, or I could give them one of my kidneys.Larry: Hi, I'm Larry Leaky, Lou-Ann's friend. I m here to pick up..uhm….Carol Seaver.Jason: You are her date?Mike: Then who did she leave with?Carol: I hope Lou-Ann didn't exaggerate too much about me. So what line of work are you in?Death: Procurement.Carol: Where are we going?Everyone: Happy Halloween from growing pains.608万圣节(下)上次在成长的烦恼中…爸爸我们每次都吃糖果消磨时间。
新成长的烦恼搞笑台词
14.凯特叫人邀请利齐她们去生日晚会时…… 利齐:就算这是地球上最后一个晚会我也不会去的。 某同学:去年她在糖果袋里放了手机。 利齐和米兰达：我去！ 戈多：等等，能打长途电话吗？ 某同学：当然！ 戈多：我去！我去！我去！”
搞笑台词
1.戈多：你四年级的时候真的迷恋过我吗？ 利齐：那时候我还小, 不知道有更好的。
2.利齐父：你应该爱马特。 利齐:是的我爱马特,尤其是他不在的时候。
3.利齐听说要跟凯特一组，便很不高兴地抱着枕头在床上打滚，戈多(对米兰达)说：“她比我想象的坚 强！”
4.米兰达:实际上，你永远不会把伊桑和拉里出现在同一个句子里。 戈多:实际上 你刚才就那么做了。
15.利齐（要去打工）:我自由了！我解放了！除了有个恶老板扼着我的脖子。
8.戈多:作为一个聪明的男孩，有时候我是不是太傻了！
9.戈多:比起美味的食物，玩是次要的。
10.戈多:我会用智慧征服女人，而不是钱～！
11.戈多:我喜欢向我的父母要东西，那是我和他们唯一沟通的机会。
12.社会课的假结婚伊桑选角色时：“外科医生？ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้是一种医生，对吗？”
5.利齐母：以前你们是朋友 你们肯定有共同的地方。 利齐：对！我们都无法忍受对方！
6.马特：哦 !你是谁 ?请告诉我刚才不是你在说话 ,一个利齐已经很麻烦了.”
7.利齐：也许她比我更漂亮 更聪明 、更有趣。 戈多：那不可能！ 利齐：为什么？ 戈多：因为没有人比你更漂亮、 更有趣！ 利齐：你漏了更聪明！
成长的烦恼第一集1 英文台词
Growing Pains 101 Pilot第一集出师受挫Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kid s with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids.Jason: They’re great kids.Maggie: Most of the time.Jason: And the rest of the time……Maggie: We love them , anywayJason: Yeah.Ben: Unbelievable.Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambledMaggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky .Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck磁带放送机for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous空的；空虚的；空洞的.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case我的话就到此为止了。
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本418 Fool for Love
沪江英语编辑制作
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沪江英语ould go right now before all the best desserts are eaten. You know how I love desserts. Mike: Sure do. Jason: You'll be home by midnight? Carol: Uh hu. Mike: You know it's a very wise thing sandy, cos uh, carol turns into a porker at midnight. Carol: I said let's go. Mike: Hey Ben, come on. Something really embarrassing could happen on the way to Sandy's car and it would be a shame not to get that on tape. Ben: You're right. Maggie: You know Jason, I've really gotten to like Sandy. Jason: Uh hu. Maggie: He's polite, he's bright, he's ideal for Carol. Jason: Uh hu. Maggie: You know I bet no matter how perfect the guy was that she brought home, you'd still be suspicious. Jason: Uh hu. Sure glad they didn't get that on tape. Ben: Cut! Sandy: Mike was wrong. Carol: What? Sandy: At midnight you turn into a sex maniac. Carol: I should go. Sandy: Oh. Yeah. Carol: Ok, you talked me into it. I'll stay one more minute. Sandy: That's me. One smooth talker. Carol: Shut up Sandy. I had such a wonderful time tonight. Sandy: Me too. Carol: You know I've never been to a college party before. Sandy: They're not much different than high school ones. Just more people with facial hair. Carol: Guys. Sandy: If you're lucky. Carol: And that restaurant was so romantic. Sandy: Shindigs? It's a bar with sawdust on the floor. Carol: Well yeah. They didn't card me. I guess I look older when I'm with you. Sandy: It's probably the bare shoulders. Listen Carol, I know it's probably short notice, but there's this Deans List Luncheon tomorrow and, I was wondering if you'd like to go with me? Carol: Oh, I'd love to. But my whole family is going into the city to have brunch with my grandma and her fiancé. I've got o be there. I mean if I don't show up, I'll be dead. Sandy: Oh right. Ok, well I understand. Just would have been kind of nice to have my girlfriend there with me.
成长的烦恼美剧经典句子
成长的烦恼美剧经典句子1. 五部美剧的二十个句子（每部）【不朽法医】（《Forever》）经典台词⒈It's not a numberof years we live that matters. Our lives just add up to a series of moments. Wewill never kown when or where they'll happen, but they stick with us, markingour souls forever.有多少年的寿命并不重要，我们的生命是美好时刻的集锦。
我们永远不知道美好会在何时何地发生，但它们永远跟随我们，铭刻于我们的灵魂中。
⒉I 've spent myentire life studying the human body ,and I can say with scientific certaintythat what keeps us alive, more important than blood or oxygen or even love…Ishope.我一生都在研究人体，我可以十分肯定地说，使我们存活的，比血和器官甚至爱更重要的，是希望。
⒊Nothing can erasethe pain of losing someone you love. You carry it with you for the rest of yourlife, however long that might be. The best you can hope for is that over time, thewound begins to heal. But no matter how strong we are, no matter how hard wefight…the scar always stay with us.失去挚爱的痛是无法抹除的，它将伴随你的余生，无论你的生命有多长。
成长的烦恼1
知"就乱翻我的东西，没收了Ｎ盒磁带，Ｎ 本漫画书，Ｎ本课外书……这还不算，又全 部地垄断了我与外界联系的一切东西（电视 天线被拔，反正我也不看；收音机被没收； 两部心爱的随身听也一起被带出房间……） 我房间内除了课本、笔、书桌、台灯、床外， 就只有这张信纸了。Ｏｈ ｄｅａｒ！门也
小小少年，很少烦恼，
序
眼望四周阳光照。
小小少年，很少烦恼， 但愿永远这样好！
一年一年时间飞跑， 小小少年转眼高，
随着年岁由小变大， 他的烦恼增加了。
——烦恼随时间而来，智 慧也随时间而来，这是一
个人成长的“成本”。
帮帮他们
烦恼一 ：……呜呜……如今在学校中，
女生打男生是天经地义。在我们班，有几 大猛女居然用圆规叉人！！我的一个男同 胞向我诉苦，我一看他手背，全是圆规尖 扎的孔！惨哪！！我的同桌也是女生，她 对我又打又骂又扔书，又踢又蹬又……我
被锁，每隔１５分钟巡察一次！快救救我！ 我要出去！
烦恼三:
我的学习底子不大好,但我很希望我能 进步,因此,我常常抓住机会向班里的同 学讨教,时间一长，同学们不大愿意和 我接近了。不知道我还能不能找回以前
和同学一起的和谐关系……
倾 诉 你 的 烦 恼
少年也识愁滋味
◎学习的烦恼 ◎生活的烦恼 ◎情感的烦恼
长！
六、真情流露
下列题目中任选一题：(不少于600字)
1、成长的烦恼 2、少年也有愁滋味 3、其实你不懂我的心 4、让我尽情（唱一曲、玩一回、睡一觉） 5、我只能对你说 6、请允许我为自己辩护 7、我长大了
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成长的烦恼第一季台词第6集
Carol: You'll be honest?
Ben: Snide comment. Mom says Mike can make three more at you during dinner.
Jason: probably that was last one, right, Mike?
Mike: Why, yes, father, I believe it was. Байду номын сангаас
Carol: Anyway, tomorrow is the moment of truth. Tomorrow, Mr.Simmonds reads all the articles and decides who gets the job.
Wanted something so much you could feel it with your entire body?
Mike: Well, now that you mention it.
106 Caroles Article
Maggie: Mike, would you get your sister, please.
Ben: No way!
Mike: We didn't want you to know this, but...well, Mom needs an operation.
Mike: You are right. It's a boy's name.
Jason: Is she still working on that article? She's taking this try-out for the school paper very seriously.
成长的烦恼第一季117中英台词对照表
成长的烦恼第一季117117 charity begins at home 生日礼物[00:04.50]Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.[00:04.50]卡罗尔：迈克，迈克，迈克我正在打电话呢。
[00:12.40]Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.[00:12.40]迈克：哦，是的。
我没注意到卡罗尔，真是抱歉。
[00:17.40]Mike: Neat![00:17.40]迈克：真是的！[00:19.70]Carol: MichaeI![00:19.70]卡罗尔：迈克尔！[00:31.90]Jason: Hi, guys.[00:31.90]詹森：嘿，孩子们。
[00:33.60]Children together: Good afternoon, father.[00:33.60]孩子们聚过来：下午好，爸爸。
[00:37.80]Jason: Oh, it's allowance day![00:37.80]詹森：哦，今天是发零花钱的日子！[00:39.90]Mike: It is?[00:39.90]迈克：是吗？[00:41.30]Carol: Oh?[00:41.30]卡罗尔：哦？[00:42.30]Ben: What do you know?[00:42.30]本：怎么了？[00:45.30]Jason: You kids really think you can con me.[00:45.30]詹森：你们这些孩子个个装得挺像的。
[00:47.80]Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.[00:47.80]迈克：抱歉，爸爸。
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成长的烦恼第一季117117 charity begins at home 生日礼物[00:04.50]Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.[00:04.50]卡罗尔：迈克，迈克，迈克我正在打电话呢。
[00:12.40]Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.[00:12.40]迈克：哦，是的。
我没注意到卡罗尔，真是抱歉。
[00:17.40]Mike: Neat![00:17.40]迈克：真是的！[00:19.70]Carol: MichaeI![00:19.70]卡罗尔：迈克尔！[00:31.90]Jason: Hi, guys.[00:31.90]詹森：嘿，孩子们。
[00:33.60]Children together: Good afternoon, father.[00:33.60]孩子们聚过来：下午好，爸爸。
[00:37.80]Jason: Oh, it's allowance day![00:37.80]詹森：哦，今天是发零花钱的日子！[00:39.90]Mike: It is?[00:39.90]迈克：是吗？[00:41.30]Carol: Oh?[00:41.30]卡罗尔：哦？[00:42.30]Ben: What do you know?[00:42.30]本：怎么了？[00:45.30]Jason: You kids really think you can con me.[00:45.30]詹森：你们这些孩子个个装得挺像的。
[00:47.80]Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.[00:47.80]迈克：抱歉，爸爸。
我听不见，我正在擦灰尘，。
[00:50.80]Jason: Ok, ok, Here's your blood money. Just don't think for a minute I bought into your act. And thanks for going to the trouble of trying to deceive me.[00:50.80]詹森：好吧，好吧，给你们血汗钱。
不要以为我是出钱买你们做样子的。
谢谢你们想出好主意来蒙骗我。
[01:01.20]Mike: Oh, any time.[01:01.20]迈克：啊，随时恭候。
[01:04.20]Jason: And it warms my heart to know that this room will been clean and the[01:04.20]詹森：另外，我会很高兴在你妈妈回来之前你们把房间弄干净点，[01:08.70]laundry neatly folded by the time your mom gets home.[01:08.70]把洗好的衣服也叠整洁一点。
[01:15.60]Ben: Hey dad. You gave me too much money..(Stopped by Mike)[01:15.60]本：嗨，爸爸，你给我的钱太多了。
（被迈克制止）[01:20.80]Carol: Me too, gave me double.[01:20.80]卡罗尔：我也是，给了双份。
[01:22.70]Mike: Me too. I don't like this.[01:22.70]迈克：我也是。
我不喜欢这样。
[01:26.60]Carol: Something smells rotten[01:26.60]卡罗尔：一定有问题。
[01:31.40]Mike: It's Ben.[01:31.40]迈克：是本。
[01:34.70]Ben: No, it's February, remember?[01:34.70]本：不，现在是二月，记得么？[01:39.40]Mike: Oh, yeah, dad's annual birthday's scam. The old man thinks he's gonna con us into spending all this on him.[01:39.40]迈克：哦，对了，爸爸的生日要到了。
老头子是想我们把钱都用来给他买生日礼物。
[01:48.20]Carol: Poor guy.[01:48.20]卡罗尔：可怜的家伙。
[01:52.50]Mike: So, Carol, what are you going to get him?[01:52.50]迈克：那么，卡罗尔，你打算送什么给爸爸？[01:55.20]Carol: I'm not telling.[01:55.20]卡罗尔：我不告诉你。
[01:56.80]Mike: what another Preppy shirt like you get every year? How, how will I even topthat?[01:56.80]迈克：像往年一样再送一件普利佩的衣服？哦，如果我压倒你怎么样？[02:03.60]Ben: I've got the perfect present.[02:03.60]本：我有最棒的礼物。
[02:05.90]Carol: What?[02:05.90]卡罗尔：什么？[02:07.10]Ben: I am giving dad the ashtray I created in school[02:07.10]本：我要把在学校里做的烟灰缸给爸爸。
[02:12.90]Mike: Great present for a guy who doesn't smoke.[02:12.90]迈克：对像他这样一个不抽烟的家伙来说这可真是个好礼物。
[02:17.60]Carol: Yeah, well what are you going to get?[02:17.60]卡罗尔：那么，请问你到底会送他什么？[02:19.80]Mike: Alright, you guys ready for this?[02:19.80]迈克：好，你们准备好要听清楚了。
[02:21.60]Carol: Sure.[02:21.60]卡罗尔：好了。
[02:23.20]Mike: A book![02:23.20]迈克：一本书！[02:24.80]Ben: Dad already has a book![02:24.80]本：爸爸已经有了一本书。
[02:29.10]Mike: My God, he's right.[02:29.10]迈克：我的上帝，被他说对了。
[03:33.40]Jason: (singing) I wish me a happy birthday, I wish me a happy birthday. I wish me [03:33.40]詹森：（唱歌）祝我生日快乐，祝我生日快乐。
祝我[03:37.60]a happy birthday. Because I am such a cool guy.[03:37.60]生日快乐。
因为我很酷。
[03:45.30]Maggie: Hi, sweet heart[03:45.30]马吉：嗨，亲爱的。
[03:46.20]Jason: Hi, honey.[03:46.20]詹森：嗨，宝贝。
[03:47.80]Maggie: How was your day?[03:47.80]马吉：今天怎么样？[03:49.00]Jason: My day, listen the old miracle worker had a major break through with a patient I've been trading for two years now[03:49.00]詹森：我的今天，我这个妙手回春的老神医在一位已经咨询了两年多的病人上突然有了重大的突破。
[03:55.20]Maggie: Is that the vacuum cleaner?[03:55.20]马吉：那是吸尘器吗？[03:58.20]Jason: Yeah, yeah, the kids are cleaning. So anyway, this patient&..[03:58.20]詹森：对，孩子们在清洁呢。
总之，这位病人……[04:01.90]Maggie: All of them?[04:01.90]马吉：他们一起做的？[04:03.50]Jason: Yeah. So let me tell you about this guy, he was terrified of his own bodily fluid. [04:03.50]詹森：是的。
那么让我来告诉你这个家伙的事，他恐惧自己的体液。
[04:10.00]Maggie: How did you get them to do it?[04:10.00]马吉：你怎么使他们心干情愿做家务的？[04:13.10]Jason: I'm a master communicator.[04:13.10]詹森：我是个高明的外交家。
[04:16.30]Maggie: So, how was your day?[04:16.30]马吉：对了，你今天怎样？[04:18.70]Jason: Oh, fair.[04:18.70]詹森：哦，还行。
[04:21.10]Maggie: Nothing exciting happened with any of your patients?[04:21.10]马吉：你的病人没发生什么令人兴奋的进展吗？[04:23.30]Jason: No, no, no&. so how was your day?[04:23.30]詹森：没，没，没……你今天怎样？[04:27.60]Maggie: Oh, fantastic! Fred Mathers called me in his office and assigned me an entire series for next week.[04:27.60]马吉：哦，好极了！弗瑞德叫我去他办公室，他分配我一篇要连载一星期的报道。