家有喜旺(半路奶爸)中英文字幕第一季第一集(下)学英语必备
看电影学英文--适合中学生看的50部欧美剧之欧阳学创编
适合中小学生看的50部欧美剧2.狮子王3.冰河世纪系列4.超人5.机器人总动员（=机器人瓦力）6.星球大战系列7.当幸福来敲门The Pursuit of Happiness8.Good Luck Charlie9.Glee10.Fallen11.What I like about you12.Lizzie McGuire13.Sonny with a chance14.The war at home15.The Suite life of Zack & Cody16.The Middle17.Modern Family18.I am in the band19.Jonas20.The simpsons21.Boy meets world22.成长的烦恼23.《Lie To Me》别对我撒谎24.<The Simpsons>辛普森一家（动画片）25.《风雨哈佛路》26.变形金刚系列27.哈利波特系列28.肖申克的救赎29.美丽人生30.逃出克隆岛31.太阳浩劫32.惊涛大冒险33.阿甘正传34.荒岛余生35.小鬼当家1,2,3,436.勇敢的心37.蜘蛛侠38.钢铁侠39.指环王（=魔戒）40.亚瑟王41.阿凡达42.生化危机系列43.侏罗纪公园44.后天45.少年魔法师46.黑客帝国47.纳尼亚传奇48.走遍美国49.美丽心灵50.ET外星人51.小孩不笨252.一球成名53.少年特工54.海豚湾（纪录片）。
摩登家庭-SE01-E05-中英文
1--Let's go, buddy. Schooltime.走吧伙计该上学了2--Oh, and Gloria, if you want to get together with the girls later,歌洛莉亚如果你待会和你闺蜜有约3--I could just, you know, watch the football game or something.我可以自己看看橄榄球赛什么的4--That means he wants to watch a football game.其实他就是想看橄榄球赛5--I'm not talking to you.我不是和你说话6--What are you drinking coffee for anyway?你为什么要喝咖啡7--It's my culture. I'm Colombian.这是我的文化习俗我是哥伦比亚人8--Oh, yeah? What part of Colombia是吗这些法式吐司9--are those French toaster sticks from?也是哥伦比亚的吗10--Babe, I'm not sure about the game.亲爱的我不太确定你今天能看比赛11--The whole family's coming over for the barbecue.因为全家人都要过来烧烤12--- That's today? - See.-是今天吗-没错13--It's the Ohio State game.今天可是俄亥俄州赛14--So? Everybody can watch.那又怎样每个人都能看15--I don't like watching the game with people who don't know the game.我不喜欢和不懂球的人一起看比赛16--People talk.七嘴八舌乱指点17--You talk at my football games.你也会乱指点我的橄榄球比赛18--For one thing, it's called soccer.首先你那个是足球19--Your team scored two goals all season.而且你们队整个赛季只得了两分20--I'm not taking a big risk.我随便说也不会冒风险21--How much of this did you drink?你到底喝了多少啊22--Give me a break. I have to climb a rope today.饶了我吧我今天得去攀绳呢23--- Hey, Mom. - Yeah?-妈妈-怎么了24--Can I have $40 for lunch?能给我40块钱吃午饭吗25--Forty dollars?40块26--- I also need a book for school. - What book?-学校还让我们买本书-什么书27--I want a dress.我想买条裙子28--Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?你知道你撒谎撒得多失败吗29--I'd be more worried that我更担心的是30--she couldn't come up with a single book title.她连一本书的名字都想不出来31--Luke, come on. We're late.卢克快点我们要迟到了32--Mmm, there's a first- inside out and backwards.这是第一次里外前后全都穿反了33--At least it isn't zipped into his...至少他没把衣服塞进...34--Oh. There it is.好吧真塞进去了35--Well, there's book smart, and then there's street smart.有人是"读书大智慧" 也有人是"市井小聪明"36--Yeah, and then there's Luke.没错卢克属于第三类怪胎37--Oh, he's just... He's just curious. That's all.他只是他只是好奇心重仅此而已38--He's got this almost scientific mind...他有着科学家的头脑39--with a thirst for knowledge.以及对知识的渴望40--He's like this little Einstein.他像小爱因斯坦一样41--Some people ask, "Why?"有些人会问"为什么"42--Luke asks, "Why not?"但卢克会问"为什么不呢"43--I ask "Why?" a lot.我经常问"为什么"44--We're at the ten. We're at the five.我们在十码区现在是五码区45--We're at the one. Daddy, we're scoring a touchdown!到达一码爸爸我们触地得分啦46--No, please... please don't spike our baby.别小心别弄伤孩子了47--Why is she dressed like the Hamburglar?为什么她穿得像汉堡神偷公仔48--She's a referee.她是裁判49--Do... Do we even have to go to my dad's tonight?我们今晚一定要去我爸那里吗50--Are you kidding me? We're playing Ohio State.你在开玩笑吗今晚是俄亥俄州赛51--I collect antique fountain pens.我收集古董钢笔52--I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement-我很擅长日式插花技术53--ikebana-花道54--and I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois.而且我曾是伊利诺伊大学的首发进攻内锋55--Surprise.惊讶吧56--- I don't like football. - You know what?-我不喜欢橄榄球-你知道吗57--I thought part of being in a relationship...我认为维持恋情的一方面58--was pretending to enjoy your partner's interests.就是要爱屋及乌59--Do you think I really loved home pickle-making?你以为我真的喜欢做腌菜吗60--Yeah, 'cause you did.是的因为你确实喜欢61--For a week, 就喜欢一周62--until we became the weird guys who gave everybody pickles.到后来别人都以为我们是到处送腌菜的怪胎63--Oh, thank you, Marvin, for inviting us into your lovely home.马文谢谢邀请我们到你温馨的家来64--Here. Would you care for a sack of pickles?给你请收下这包腌菜65--It was charming.你真可爱66--We were picklers, Mitchell.我们是腌菜工米奇尔67--Okay, you know what? Fine.好吧那就算了68--Stay home with your little jagged scissors.和你的小剪刀待在家里吧69--Maybe catch up on your scrapbooking.你可以继续弄你的剪贴簿70--Come... You loved scrapbooking.拜托你也喜欢剪贴簿啊71--Did I, Mitchell? Did I?我有吗米奇尔我有吗72--Stop. Don't do the "Double question to prove a point" thing.够了别以为搞个双重反问就是真的了73--I hate it when people do that.我讨厌别人那么做74--Do you, Mitchell? Do you?是吗米奇尔是吗75--Stop, Lily.别闹了莉莉76--No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks.没问题我们马上过来谢谢77--Hey, honey. What's up?亲爱的怎么了78--The school just called. Luke got in a fight.学校刚刚来电话了卢克打架了79--Oh, geez. Is he okay?天呐他还好吗80--Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there.他没事但老师想要我们去一趟81--- Where are you? - I'm showing a house.-你在哪里-我在带人看房子82--What house?什么房子83--I'm golfing.我在打高尔夫球84--I bet it was that Durkas kid.我猜是那个叫德卡斯的小孩85--I hate that kid.我讨厌那个小孩86--He probably jumped on Luke也许是他突然挑衅卢克87--and Luke just fought back.而卢克只是反抗而已88--- Kid's a menace. - He made fun of my hair once.-那小孩真讨厌-他曾经取笑我的头发89--Shh. The parents are probably in there.嘘他的家长可能在里面90--I slept on it funny.我只是睡觉把头发睡乱了91--Like that never happened to him?就好像他没有过一样92--Come on.走吧93--What are you doing here?你们在这里干嘛94--These two knuckleheads were fighting each other.这两个笨蛋在一起打架95--- What? - Could've been worse.-什么-幸好是你啊96--I was not ready to face Durkas today.我还没准备好今天面对德卡斯97--So what happened?发生什么事了98--Well, apparently there was some name-calling很明显在操场上发生了骂人99--and shoving on the playground.和斗殴的事情100--By the time a teacher separated them,老师把他们分开的时候101--Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.卢克正坐在曼尼的胸上102--- Luke, that's not like you. - Wait a minute.-卢克那可不像你啊-等等103--- You're Luke's father? - Grandfather.-你是卢克的爸爸吗-外公104--- So Manny's father is... - Javier.-那么曼尼的爸爸是-哈维尔105--Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.一个疯子就是从他身上遗传到的暴脾气106--- Okay, you're... - He's our son.-好吧你是-他是我们的儿子107--- And my grandson. - I'm his daughter.-我的外孙-我是他女儿108--- So you're... - His uncle.-那么你是-他小舅舅109--Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again.你要再敢这么说我还会坐到你的胸上110--Ho! Wait a second. Is that what this was all about?等一下打架就是因为这个吗111--He keeps calling me his nephew.他一直说我是他的外甥112--You are my nephew.你就是我的外甥113--- Shut up! - Okay, okay.-闭嘴-好了好了114--I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.我明白了你们似乎是一家人115--So it's probably best if you work this out at home...所以也许你们最好能回家自己解决116--so the boys can go back to class, okay?这样孩子们就能回去上课了好吗117--But we're not happy about this, boys.但是我们很生气你们这样小伙子们118--This is not how mature young men behave.这不是成熟的年轻小伙的行为119--Here's your note for Miss Passwater.把这便条给"帕斯沃"老师120--Look, I wouldn't worry. They're good kids.我并不担心他们都是好孩子121--It's just tough when one kid's a little different.只是当某个孩子比较怪异时会有点难处理122--- Yes. - Yes.-是的-是的123--You heard how she said that, right?你听到她那么说了对吗124--Yes.是的125--She thought Luke was the weird one. Luke.她觉得卢克是怪异的那个卢克126--Her kid gets his head stuck in the furniture,她家孩子把自己的头卡在家具里127--and Manny is the different one.还好意思说曼尼怪异128--I will tell you what's weird.我来告诉你什么怪异129--Our son is not weird.我们的孩子并不怪异130--What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave怪异的是她的孩子抹须后水131--and dresses like a count.而且打扮得像个伯爵132--I think we should cancel with them for the barbecue.我想我们别请他们过来烧烤了133--If we cancel, it'll just make this a bigger deal than it is.如果我们不去只会把问题越闹越大134--It'll be good for Luke and Manny to spend some time.让卢克和曼尼多相处一下对他们两个都好135--- Might be good for You And Gloria too. - Why?-也许对你和歌洛莉亚也好-为什么136--She's always had a problem with me.她一直对我有意见137--I think I'm gonna find out what it is.我觉得我该找出是什么问题138--That's the worst thing you could do.那是你最不该做的139--Just sweep it under the rug.就当没发生过忍忍就过去了140--- I'm not a sweeper. - Trust me on this.-我可不是个"忍者" -听我的没错141--I think you two need to talk it out.我觉得你们俩得谈谈这件事142--I don't have anything to say to her.我跟她没什么好说的143--She's the one with the problem, not me.她才是有问题的那个不是我144--Whose side are you on?你到底向着谁145--She's my daughter. You're my wife.她是我的女儿你是我的妻子146--Let's remember what's important here.让我们先理清重点147--There's a football game on.橄榄球赛马上就开始了148--I just hate it when my two girls aren't getting along.我只是不想我的两个女孩相处得不好149--How exactly is she your girl?她怎么成你的女孩了150--I got a few things for the party.我为聚会准备了一点东西151--Is Lily ready to go?莉莉准备好要走了吗152--Oh, yeah, yeah. She's ready.是的她准备好了153--What's wrong?怎么了154--I'm just really worried about C.J. Hightower.我真的很担心C·J·海托155--With the bad ankle,他脚踝受伤了156--I don't know how he's gonna run his corner routes.我不知道他要怎么跑完三角线路157--What did my boyfriend just say?我男友刚刚说了什么呀158--Listen, I heard what you said, and I thought, yes,我听了你之前说的我同意你的话159--I should try to learn more about football.我应该多了解一下橄榄球160--That is very mature of you.你这么做真是成熟了161--I figure, if football fans can learn it,我觉得橄榄球迷都能学会162--how hard can it be?那能有多难呢163--That's very elitist of you.就你最聪明164--I'm taking baby steps here, all right?我才刚刚起步好不165--I'm actually- I'm really looking forward to it.其实我真的很期待166--'Cause it's not just the game.因为这不仅仅是比赛167--It's-It's the bands and the drama, the pageantry.而且现场彩旗招展锣鼓喧天168--Don't forget about the team mascots.别忘了还有球队的吉祥物169--They wear ascots?他们戴"宽领带"吗170--No. Mascots. With an "M."不是是"吉祥物" 有个"M"开头171--That could have been very embarrassing.要是在外人面前你就丢脸了172--Okay.好吧173--Am I straight?直吗174--I'm not sure what you are right now.我也不知道你是直男还是什么175--How ya doin'?你们好吗176--- Hey, Gramps. - Hi, beautiful.-外公好-小美女好177--Hi, Phil. Good to see ya.你好菲尔见到你真好178--Let me guess. Game's on?让我猜猜比赛开始了吗179--Just started.刚开始180--Hey. For you.送给你的181--It's nice to see you, Gloria.很高兴见到你歌洛莉亚182--Ah! Two times today.今天两次哦183--- Okay, Well... - Uh, Phil?-抱两次好啊-菲尔184--She means we've seen them two times today.她的意思是我们今天见了两次185--Okay, everybody, the food's in there. The drinks are in there.大家听着吃的在那边喝的在那边186--- I'll be in here. - Hold on, Jay.-我进屋去了-等等杰187--I think we should address the elephant in the room.我觉得我们不该忽视明显存在的一个问题188--Uh, Luke, Manny. Bring it in.卢克曼尼都过来189--Come on. Huddle up.快点聚在一起190--Football.像打橄榄球一样191--Now in light of what happened at school today,鉴于今天在学校里发生的事情192--do you have any feelings you'd like to express?你们有什么想说的吗193--I think this is the proper forum...我觉得现在是个合适的表达机会194--For god's sakes. All right, both of you.老天啊得了吧你们两个195--Now, in this family, do we kick and punch each other,在这个家里我们是欺负彼此196--or do we love each other?还是关爱彼此197--Love each other. That's right.关爱彼此这就对了198--I'II be in the den.我进屋去了199--So, I brought dessert.我带了些甜点200--Okay. Thank you.好的谢谢你201--I make pie too.我也做了派202--You can never have too many pies, right?派再多也不嫌多对吧203--Okay, whoa. Whoa.行了204--Everybody take a deep breath.大家深呼吸205--Let's think about getting real.我们面对现实吧206--Phil, no.菲尔别这样207--Why "Phil, no"?为什么说"菲尔别这样"208--What is Phil doing?菲尔要干嘛209--I'm just gonna say it.我只是想说出来210--There's tension between you two.你们俩之间的紧张气氛211--Bam. It's out there. 已经弥漫出来了212--I'm gonna kill you.我要宰了你213--I think he's right, and I think we should talk about it.我想他是对的而且我们应该谈谈214--That's what I'm talkin' about...我就是想说这个215--you two talking... about it.你们谈谈这个事儿216--I like football.我喜欢橄榄球217--Haley hates it, which is weird海莉很讨厌这很奇怪218--because it's all boys... and there's no reading required.因为里面全是男孩也不必看书219--Do you know that she spends你知道吗她每天早上220--at least 45 minutes every morning doing her hair?至少花45分钟弄她的头发221--And then sometimes...而且有的时候222--Let's go, Illini!冲啊伊利诺伊队223--Let's go! Right now!冲啊快冲224--Looks like I gotta watch the game with Dick Butkus.看来我要和迪克·布特库斯一起看比赛了225--Dad! Dad, come on. That's offensive.老爸别这样太冒犯人了226--Mitchell, he's one of the greatest linebackers米奇尔那人是伊利诺斯州227--to ever play at Illinois...最棒的中后卫球员之一228--and one of my personal heroes.也是我自己的偶像之一229--And his name is "Butt-kiss"?难道他的名字真是"亲屁股"吗230--We're just choosing to...我们只是想要231--Okay. All right.好吧没什么232--Dad, I thought you were being homophobic. I'm sorry.老爸我以为你恐同呢抱歉233--- We got All night. - Yes, We do.-我们有一整晚要相处呢-好吧234--- are You joining us here? - Yeah.-你要和我们一起看吗-是的235--Jay, you know what? He's been studying up.杰你知道吗他正在钻研呢236--I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried about C.J. Hightower.跟你说我有点担心C·J·海托237--Right? With the bad ankle?没错吧他脚踝受伤了238--I'm wondering how he's gonna run his corner routes.我很好奇他怎么能完成三角线路239--- Hightower's out. - What?-海托不上场-什么240--Oh. Then who is gonna run the corner routes?那谁来跑三角线路241--I'll tell you who it won't be- Billings.我来告诉你谁不会上吧比林斯242--That's low. He's in jail.太明显了他在坐牢243--Oh, wow. Yeah. Then no.是啊他不会上244--Double tight end,双侧边锋245--it's gonna be a quarterback roll-out to the left.四分卫要冲到左边了246--- They're gonna run it. - No, trust me.-他们要成功了-不可能相信我247--He's got the slot.他抢到位置了248--In the end zone! Touchdown!到达阵区了触地得分249--Lucky call. Maybe they, uh, should've considered blitzing.真幸运也许他们该考虑下闪电战250--Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get outta here.闪电战没用的一边儿凉快去吧251--Oh, gosh. Blitzing.天呐闪电战252--So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...于是我对橄榄球的兴趣突然消失殆尽253--as the climax of West Side Story.就像《西区故事》在高潮时戛然而止254--I'm a musical theater fan.我是个音乐剧迷255--Surprise.惊讶吧256--Okay. The truth?好吧说实话吗257--I sometimes feel like you don't like me.有时候我觉得你不喜欢我258--Powerful, powerful stuff.开门见山重磅出击259--Claire? Tell us how that makes you feel.克莱尔告诉我们你怎么想260--Right now, I'm feeling a lot of anger.此时此刻我感到怒火中烧啊261--No, don't tell me. Tell her.别别跟我说跟她说262--Gloria, right now, I'm really angry at Phil.歌洛莉亚我现在很生菲尔的气263--Let's respect the process.别跑题了264--Gloria, I don't know歌洛莉亚我不知道265--why you think I don't like you.为什么你觉得我不喜欢你266--Sometimes when you see me, you make that face. 有时你在我面前会摆出那种表情267--What face?什么表情268--Like this. 就像这样269--- I do not make a face like that. - Oh, my God.-我才没做过那种表情呢-我的天啊270--- That is so Claire. - Mitchell!-那可是克莱尔的招牌表情-米奇尔271--See? She does that with everyone.看见没她对谁都那副表情272--It's just her face.已经习惯成自然了273--No, it's not just the face.不仅仅是那种表情274--From the beginning,从最开始到现在275--I feel like Manny and I are not welcome in this family.我觉得我和曼尼在这个家不受欢迎276--That is so crazy.这也太疯狂了吧277--No, it's not so crazy. It's how I feel.不一点都不疯狂是我的真实感受278--I am sorry if you feel that way.如果你那么想我很抱歉279--I really am, because from the moment I met you,真的很抱歉从我见到你的那一刻起280--I have tried to make you feel comfortable with us.我就想让你融入到我们当中来281--You think it's all in my head?你觉得这只是我自己胡思乱想282--No. Kind- I don't know.没有点我不知道283--I mean, we really love having you and Manny in our family.我是说我们很欢迎你和曼尼加入我们家284--- Really? - Really.-真的-真的285--So, you don't have to be so defensive.所以你用不着这么有戒心286--I do that, don't I?我是有戒心是吧287--Well, a bit.有一点吧288--I'm feeling a hug.我觉得应该拥抱了289--I was thinking group hug,我是想说三人群抱290--- But this is nice. - I'd be there if I could.-但这也不错-我要能去的话就去了291--Oh, my God. There's hugging.天啊这还有人搂搂抱抱呢292--Haley, get off the phone already.海莉不打电话会死啊293--Where did you go?你去哪了294--You heard him.你听见他说什么了295--He said, "Get outta here."他说"一边凉快去"296--Oh, my God. You're such a girl.天啊你真像个娇弱的小姑娘297--Dad- I was coming to get a beer anyways.爸反正我也想要喝杯啤酒的298--Nice apology. 你道歉真有诚意299--Nice beer.啤酒真不错300--Hey, there are the little roustabouts.嘿两个壮小伙来了301--- You look like You patched things up pretty good, huh? - Yeah.-看来你们和好如初了-没错302--Oh, we can learn so much from the children.我们能从孩子身上学到许多东西啊303--Bet it seems kind of silly now现在再回头想想打架的事304--what you were even fighting about, huh?是不是觉得当时很蠢啊305--- I made fun of his accent. - What accent?-我笑他的口音-什么口音306--I made fun of him for having the same thing for lunch every day.我笑他每天的午餐都一样307--I made fun of him because his mom used to dig coal.我取笑他因为他妈妈以前是挖煤的308--What?什么309--He said you were a coal digger.他说你是个挖煤工310--Okay. I think we can move on.好了我觉得该换个话题了311--Who said I was a coal digger?谁说我是个"挖煤工"312--That's what my mom told me.我妈告诉我的313--What's a coal digger?什么是挖煤工314--Sweetheart, he heard it wrong.宝贝他听错了315--It's "Gold digger."那叫"淘金工"[傍大款]316--I'm gonna have to call you back.我得过一会再打给你了317--I really do not think that I remember ever saying that.我真的不记得说过这话318--Well, you said in the car.其实你在车里这么说过319--You said it at Christmas.你圣诞节这么说过320--- You said it in the Mexican restaurant- - Okay, -你还在墨西哥餐厅这么说过-好了321--Mr. "Leaves His Sweatshirts at School Every Day...乖儿子你每天丢三落四322--Suddenly Remembers Everything," Thank you.今天却记忆如神真谢谢你了323--And it was all in my head, huh?还说是我自己胡思乱想哈324--Oh, listen. Gloria, it was...听我说歌洛莉亚其实325--like, a year ago, before I knew you.都是一年前的事了那时我还不了解你呢326--Nice going. 你真行啊327--Now my mom and my sister are fighting.搞得我妈和我姐吵架了吧328--If I say something that everybody else is thinking,如果我说了众人都想说的话329--does that make me a mean person?是不是意味着我很刻薄呢330--Or does it make me a brave person?或者说我很勇敢呢331--One who is courageous enough to 我就是一个有勇气332--stand up and-and say something...顶住压力挺身而出333--behind someone's back在背后悄悄地说334--to a 10-year-old.只敢在小孩面前说335--Well, she's pissed.她现在可是气疯了336--Yeah. She wouldn't even come out of her room.是啊她甚至连房间都不愿意出了337--Did you really have to call her that- a gold digger?你真的非要说她是"傍大款的"吗338--Well, you know what, Dad? It was a year ago.知道吗爸爸那可是一年前339--And it was a natural question to ask.所以人家自然而然会问啊340--She's a beautiful, hot woman,她那么漂亮那么性感341--and you're not exactly, you know-而你却不那么你懂的342--Not exactly what?不那么什么343--Um- Mitchell, little help?米奇尔帮帮忙啊344--No. You are doing great.不用你说的挺好的345--See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug-看见了吧所以说家事要忍着346--so people don't get hurt.这样大家才不会受伤害347--Yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug.话是没错但如果老是忍着憋着348--Then you got a lumpy rug.矛盾就越积越多349--Creates a tripping hazard. You open yourself up to lawsuits.矛盾爆发的危险也越大也会惹祸上身350--Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking.岳父大人你可以好长时间不眨眼啊351--Gloria? It's Phil.歌洛莉亚我是菲尔352--Can I talk to you for a second?能和你谈一会吗353--Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem...克莱尔总是说"你要么是问题制造者" 354--or part of the solution.要么就是问题解决者355--But I happen to believe that you can be both.而我则认为解铃还须系铃人356--Listen, Claire feels terrible.听着克莱尔感到很抱歉357--Why don't you talk to her?要不你找她谈谈358--Why? I know what she thinks- a coal digger.为什么我知道她认为我是个挖煤的359--You know she's saying "Gold digger"? 你知道她说的其实是傍大款的吧360--Yes, Phil!我知道菲尔361--Well, I-I know she said that.我知道她这么说过362--But that was a long time ago,但那是很早以前的事了363--before she knew you. 那时她尚未真正了解你364--Does Jay buy me nice things?杰是不是给我买好东西了365--Yes! Of course! All beautiful things.没错当然了全是好东西366--Look at this- yellow, red, blue.看看这些黄的红的蓝的367--All the colors.五颜六色的368--Do you think I can't live without this? 你认为我没了这些就活不了了吗369--Take them away, Phil.拿走啊菲尔370--Gloria, 歌洛莉亚371--we all know you'd be fine without underwear.我们都知道你不穿内裤也没事372--I mean, we know it's not about that.我是说我们知道你说的不是这个373--No. It's about me not being accepted by my new family.对我说的是我不被这个家庭所接纳374--That is not true. 不是这样的375--Gloria, look, you're a beautiful woman.歌洛莉亚听着你是个大美女376--In fact, you're probably one of those其实你很有可能377--beautiful women who doesn't even know it.都不知道自己是美女378--No, I know it.不我知道的379--So it's natural 所以克莱尔自然380--for Claire to wonder about you and her dad.会对你和她爸的关系产生联想啊381--This family's very protective of each other.这是个保护欲很强的家庭382--I remember the first time Claire brought me home.我还记得克莱尔第一次带我去她家的时候383--Do you think Jay thought I was good enough for his little girl?你以为杰会觉得我配得上他家千金吗384--No way. But over time,才不会但是过了一段时间385--he realized that I loved Claire as much as he did.他意识到我和他一样深爱着克莱尔386--And by then, Mitch had brought Cam home,与此同时米奇把小卡带进家门387--so I was golden.相比之下我就是金龟婿了388--Claire just needs a little time.克莱尔只是需要些时间389--And then, trust me,相信我过段时间后390--she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had.她就会成为你最亲的闺蜜了391--You're not leaving, are you?你们不是要走吧392--You know, there's kind of a lot of drama.你也知道现在这儿闹得有点不愉快393--- So we're torn. - Let me ask you something.-我们深受折磨-我问你们点事394--Your sister said that Gloria你姐姐说歌洛莉亚395--would never go for anybody who looked like me.绝不会喜欢上我这种样子的男人396--Now, you guys basically are like women.所以说基本上你们和女人差不多397--You know, you look at guys.你们喜欢男人398--So what do you think?所以你们怎么想399--You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?你真是在问我们你是否有吸引力吗400--Well, I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything.我知道自己算不上高帅富401--- I'm just curious is all. - Dad.-我只是好奇罢了-爸402--So if I was in one of your bars and-所以如果我出现在同志酒吧然后403--Righteous Brothers were on, you know.播着经典老歌404--Would you, uh,你会不会405--I don't know, check me out?我不知道和我搭讪406--Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me.爸你快要毁了做基佬的情调了407--- All right, Fine. Whatever. - Jay. Jay, now listen.-那好无所谓-杰听着408--I think it's- I just think it's我觉得我只是觉得409--a little weird for a son to say this to his father.要一个儿子对父亲这么说实在太诡异410--But for the record, I think you're smokin' hot. 但我声明一下我觉得你超性感的411--Really?真的吗412--Yeah, 100%. You're totally my type.当然百分百肯定你绝对是我的菜413--You're dangerous, you're getable,你既危险又触手可及414--you have a little "Cashola" In your pocket.你荷包里又装着鼓鼓的钱415--Face, body, the whole-长相身材还是整体416--The whole kit and caboodle, I think. Really.从头到脚都特帅我觉得真的417--- What about a seven? Nine. for sure, Nine.-那有7分吗-9分绝对的9分418--- but You knew that. - I Might have lowballed a little bit.-但你肯定知道的-我有点低估自己了419--Okay, isn't there a game on?不是还有比赛呢吗420--- Touchy. - I know.-他太敏感-我知道421--Gloria? Come on, let's- let's talk about this.歌洛莉亚拜托我们好好谈谈422--I've seen her kick in a door before.我可见过她破门而入过423--I don't know what my husband is saying to you or...我不知道我丈夫和你说了什么或者424--why he's covered in your underwear.为什么他浑身都是你的内裤425--Obviously I'm trying to seduce him for his money.很显然我是看上他的钱了呗426--'Cause that's what I do, right?因为我就是这样的人嘛对不对427--What do I have to give back...我究竟要付出什么428--so that everyone trusts me? Huh?才能得到大家的信任啊429--- These earrings? - no.-耳环吗-不是430--- What? This bracelet? - no.-那是什么手镯吗-不是431--- my new dress? - no.-还是我的新裙子-不是432--I didn't respond because...我没出声是因为433--this shouldn't be about me.其实关键不在于我434--It should be about you...而在于你435--talking to you... about it.和你好好谈一谈436--Phil? Honey?菲尔亲爱的437--No, no, no. No.不不不不用438--You're welcome.不用谢439--I don't know what to say我不知道该说些什么440--except for that I am really, really sorry.只能说我真的非常非常抱歉441--Just tell me one thing.你就告诉我一件事442--How do you really feel that I'm with your father?对于我和你爸的关系你到底怎么想443--Uh, well-其实444--Honestly, at first, it was hard.说实话一开始我很难接受445--I mean, you don't expect to wake up one morning...我是说谁都不会期望有一天醒来后发现446--with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap.多了一个比自己还年轻性感的后妈吧447--But... I'm getting used to it.但是我正慢慢去习惯448--And the important thing is you make him happy,而且重要的是你能让他幸福449--which you do in- in so many ways,用你的各种方法450--so many colors.五颜六色的方法451--Are we okay?我们和好了吗452--- no. - No?-没-没453--You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.你让我在所有人面前出丑了454--What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?怎么要我这么轻易就忘掉吗455--What do you want me to do- 那你想要怎样456--just embarrass myself so we're even?让我也出丑这样我们就扯平了457--Go jump in the pool. 跳进泳池458--Oh, you mean go jump in a lake. Right.是让我离你远点是吧459--Go jump in the pool with your clothes on.我是让你穿着衣服跳进泳池。
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Comrades! We'll leave in 5 minutes, OK?- Ok. - Come on, hurry up!Come on, get ready, we're going, comrade.Come here!Open up the truck now.Bring him, bring him.Sit down, don't move!Give him some water.Ok, enough, enough.Please... I need help.My name is Antoine Habert.Are you with the YPJ?- I need help-- - Shut up! Sit down!第一季第一集Why didn't you wake me up when you got home?- I tried. - Liar.- I missed you. - How was your flight?It was crosswind on landing, so I tapped a little hard. You got scolded?The Captain said the feminists had struck again. Very funny.No, no, this isn't allowed.I need to be in good shape for the meeting.Yes but, I prefer the traditional method.You know what?We will do the modern nowand leave the traditional for this evening. Okay?If not...- Hello Madam. - Hello Madam.We're going to 52 rue Manin, please. In the 19th.The small cup for semen.Ovitrelle is done, perfect.The private cabins are over there.We treat the semen here. Then it's up to you. Insemination, as you must have been told, it's not painful.It lasts a few seconds. You can go.- Yes. - Yes, thank you.Well, it's like I told you. You don't need me.I always need you.Are we making this baby?Come on, stop it.- Here it is. - Very well.We need to check some info. Do you have the hospital card? Yes.- And also the health mutual card. - I don't know if I took it. Thank you.Wait a moment, please. We'll call you.Thank you.Thank you.- Are you ready? - Yes.Are you OK?It's just a small problem at the job. Don't worry.High power is done, we're doing low.And the furniture?It's not for now, right?I've changed the schedule. Bruno didn't tell you?I need it before the end of the week.Call your suppliers. I want all the carpenters tomorrow.- The fire security is here. - That can wait. Thanks.History hasn't been written yet, but we know what's coming. It can end in only one way: total victory.Can you tell us about the YPJ?The legends are all true, comrade. These ladies are ruthless! I'm an anarchist! I'm a feminist!I'm these lionesses' number one fan!I'm these lionesses' number one fan!Jin-Jiyan-Azadi...Happy birthday to you!Happy birthday to you, Anna.Happy birthday to you, Anna.Happy birthday to you.Happy birthday to you.Happy birthday to you.Happy birthday to you.Happy birthday to you.莫娜·霍尔德Do you have news from investors? The second phase is here. Michel is going to come on the building site.- Will you be there? - It's your project. You don't need me. It's your company.- Your name. - It's true.I want to convince them if we're going to aim higher. Higher? It's not high enough for you?You want to impress your old dad, so you want me to come. Exactly.What are you talking about?Your mother is sending me her new manuscript.- You finished it? - Yes.- I can read it in Bangkok. - Do you ever calm down?You never calmed down.The only thing that calms me down is to fly.If I don't fly, I get crazy.I didn't have time to be scared then like I am now.By July, we knew that everything would be in order.I think it's your best book.- Did you watch the news today? - No.A French guy died in Siria.He wanted to fight against islamists.- Can I show you something? - What is it?- The video of the explosion. - Do we have to see it?It's very quick.Here.That woman. Don't you think she looks like her? Like Anna? It's...It's true. There is something...It's out of focus...Yes but...The appearance.What she does with her hair...That small gesture. It's incredible.Incroyable.- I'm sorry, mother. - Forgive me.That's why you seemed absent at the hospital?It's weird, right?- You see what you want to see. - No.- My parents saw it too. - You convinced them.And I think you shouldn't have shown them that video. - You stress them with your theories. - What?It's better not to talk about it?- It's not what I said. - I moved on.When was the last time I talked about her death?You still think about it. It's not fixed. That's the proof. It's impossible, there are still too many questions. They found her watch.- Her body was... - They have identified her.I know.Listen. I didn't want to hurt you.But you have to move on. You understand?You're right. I need to stop thinking about it.I'm going to stop. I promise.- Hello? - Hello, Mehmet? This is Antoine Habert.I talked to your foreign news department.They gave me your number.Ah, yeah, yeah. I read your email.But I wasn't there. I don't know the woman you're looking for. Maybe there's someone else I can talk to?Someone who might know her?Maybe the American from the video. He was only injured. They put him in a hospital here in Istanbul.Really?From the video? Can you reach him? I'd love to talk to him.I don't know. It's not that easy.They're here.Listen, if it's a matter of money, I will send you some.I really, really need to talk to him, okay?You know what? Let me see what I can do.No promises, huh?Thank you, Mehmet. Thank you so much.Hello. How're you doing?- It's going well, right? - Yes, it's impressive.Let's talk budget.Let's talk budget.Let's talk budget.- You're pregnant? - Yes. Triplets.- What's that? - Your mother's new book.It's really good.打给我我和卢克在一起- Do you want a coffee? - Yes, thank you.- Hello? - Hello, Mehmet?This is Antoine Habert, you know?Yes. I'm in the hospital now with the American soldier.Please talk to him.This is the French guy I told you about.Hey, man. It's Luke Murphy.- I'm sorry to disturb you. - It's okay.Mehmet showed me the video. He said you're looking for Shamaran. She's solid, man.The woman in the video, her name is Shamaran?- Committed as fuck. - Is she Kurdish?No, man, she's French. I thought you knew her.- Hey, buddy, you still there? - She's French? Are you sure? Yeah, man, for sure. She had a sexy French accent.What's her name? Is it Anna?I don't know her European name. Here, we call her Shamaran.- She's with the Aleppo battalion. - Okay, wait.I just sent you a photo. Is it the woman you know?Did you get it?- Oh, shit-- - Luke, I have to talk to her.- Sorry, man, I gotta hang up. - Luke?通话结束Are you OK? Antoine?The girl with the ponytail on the video...- I talked with one of the guys. - What?I talked with him, and the call was cut off.Wait, I don't understand. He recognized Anna?I sent him a pic. He reacted but the call ended.But she's French. He told me so.He didn't recognize her. He just said she was French.- It's a crazy coincidence. - Yes, that's what it is, a coincidence. Why didn't you tell me you were doing this?I needed to talk to somebody there.You read the report ten thousand times.She died in a terrorist attack in Cairo.You've got all the evidence, all the testimonies.You know it's her.Forensic report: Anna Habert. 06/04/2012.96% matching DNA.Dental identification, 95%.They could have made a mistake. It happens all the time.So what's more credible? She's still alive, in Siria.An archeologist reborn in Siria.You're just trying to convince yourself of something crazy, because you feel guilty.I'm sorry.I know it's not what you want to hear.We need to talk about it. I'll be back in three days.We'll talk about it as soon as I'm back.Sophie, I hope I don't disturb you.I'm going away for three days.Everything is fine. Don't worry.Yeah, Bruno will calm down. Of course...Mehmet. It's Antoine Habert.Please call me back. It's very urgent.Please call me back. It's very urgent.Can you wait for me here?- Excuse me. - Yes?Orthopedic, please.- Over there. - Thank you.Hello? I'm here to see Luke Murphy.- Leave. - Do you speak English? French?It's forbidden, leave!I only need five minutes with Luke Murphy, please. Five minutes. Okay, it's... Okay?I told you to leave! You're not listening.Okay, okay. I'm leaving. Okay.Sorry.- Hello? - Mehmet, where have you been?Antoine, you have no idea what happened.I was arrested in the hospital because of you.I spent the whole night in the police station.- What? Why? - The American.He helped the Kurds. You know it's not accepted here.So, this is why they don't want me to see Luke.I went to the hospital.What do you mean? You are in Istanbul?Yes. I have to talk to him about the French woman, Shamaran. Forget it. They are going to deport him out of the country. There is no talking to him, or you will be arrested, too!No, no, no! I came just for him.You are not listening to me. It's not possible, Antoine!So, what can I do? I'm not leaving without that information. Listen, if you want information about the Kurds, go to Reyhanli. It's a city next to the border.You want to find out about the girl? Go there.- Is it safe? - The safest place around.All European reporters go there.Can you come with me?No, no way. I have to keep a low profile for a while.I paid you to help me, so let's find the solution.I will contact you with my guy in Reyhanli, Talal.- He will help you, okay? - Thank you, Mehmet.Bonjour,hello.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.I'm going to the airport, please. Domestic flights.- Thank you. - You're welcome.- Hello. - Hello.I'm Talal.- You know why I'm here? - Ya, habib.You cannot come here and ask about the Kurds.This is Turkey. Are you crazy?I was told I could get some help in this place.No, no, no. If someone sent you here, he must come with you. Mehmet, the journalist, told me about this place.You are a journalist?No, I'm not. I'm looking for a French womanwho's with the Aleppo battalion of the YPJ.Here, look.This woman. I just wanna talk to her.Who is she?Someone I care about.Do you know a way of calling them?Call how, habib? There is no phone there.But, you can go there and ask.No, no, no, I cannot go into Syria.Why not? It's too close. It's only one hour by car.I go there every week to bring money for the family.Can you go there for me? I will pay you.- To the Kurds? - Yeah.- No problem. - Just wanna find this woman.- She calls herself Shamaran. - Easy. And?I need a picture of her.I will try. If she say yes picture, you pay.If she say no picture, you pay.- You said it's one-hour drive? - To Tel Assan?- Yeah. - Yeah, it's easy. It's only one hour.Is it safe? What about ISIS, the rebels?No, no, no. ISIS are in Rakka.That is too far. And also, no rebels.Only Kurds. They are very nice.And all the Western journalists go in and out all the time. - Can you take me there? - You said you cannot go to Syria. No, I'm just trying to understand. If we do that now--I can't drive with you night. But...I can take you tomorrow early.You decide for you.Okay.- We'll be back by noon, right? - For sure.- Habib. Now, we walk. - Okay.- We're in Syria? - No. We're still in Turkey.Good morning.Good morning, Sheikh. How are you?Good morning.- Good morning Amani. - What's to eat?Cheese and olive Fatayer.The best in the camp. I made them myself.Go away! Go away, move!From today?No, from tomorrow. Of course, from today.Yallah, give me four.- Wait, wait I'm gonna pay. - Thanks.- Wait, wait I'm gonna pay. - Thanks.Let's go. Bye!Fatayer J'ibna. Try it.All the people here, they're refugees from Syria?Don't be too sad. People here are still alive.We do what we need to do, understand? Whatever we need. - Stop! - What?Welcome to Syria.This is the border? No checkpoint, no fence?I told you. It's easy. Let's go.I told you. It's easy. Let's go.Habib.This is my cousin, Fouad. He will drive us.I brought you a Fatayer. Let's go.Why do you need a rifle? You said it's safe.Habib. We are in Syria, so all the people have one.It's normal. Let's go.Let's go!Let's go!Let's go!Shortcut.Easy.Habib, there are your Kurds friends.I will go talk with them.- The Frenchman is in the car? - Yes.Go and get him!First pay. We said 30 thousand dollars.It's too expensive. I'll give you 15.What's going on?Fouad?No. Fuck you.We had a deal.Maybe I just shoot you in the head and take him for free. Pray to the prophet.You make one move, and my cousin kills him.Yallah ya Emir.I thought the Islamic State had honor.Pay him.There's one alive.- Don't shoot! - Get up!- I do not understand! - Get up!Get up!Come on, get up!Come, come.Come on.Stop there!Take off your clothes!Take off your clothes!Faster.- Take off your clothes! Faster! - Okay, okay, okay. Turn around.Turn around.Faster.Ok. On your knees!On your knees!Please. Please.- Ok, take him. - Please.- Faster, filthy dog. - Come on, come on.Filthy dog!- Faster. - Come on.They got one alive. ISIS scum.Take him to the cell.ISIS scum.My name is Antoine Habert. I'm a French citizen. I need-- Who sends you?Where were you going?You speak french? Please help me.- The others are wrong. - What are you doing here?I'm here to look for my sister.She's with you. With the YPJ.She's called Anna, but here she goes by Shamaran.You did a stupid thing coming here.It's not a good day to reach Daech.。
老妈中英字幕文本第1季第3集
老妈中英字幕文本第1季第3集0001Are we ready to order?请问可以点单了吗Yeah, I think so.我想是的Sis?小妹You go first.你先点Thanks for putting me on the spot.你这不是让我下不来台嘛My sister does this to me all the time.我妹妹总是这样对我Okay,好吧Family, huh?家人就这样对吧-Yep.-Yeah.-是的–没错Okay, let′s see.我来看看I would like the scallop risotto我来一份扇贝调味饭since I am not allergic to shellfish, unlike my sister,因为我对贝壳食物不过敏不像我妹idiot.白痴-Good choice,-Thanks, yeah.-明智的选择-谢谢We′re celebrating her divorce.我们是来庆祝她离婚了Now we′re both single.现在我们都是单身Oh, that′s nice.真好I hope my son and daughter can be there for each other我希望我的儿子和女儿在注定和伴侣反目成仇后when their spouses inevitably turn on them.也能像你们这样彼此支持Oh, you have children.你有孩子I love children.我爱孩子I –I believe they′re our future.我相信孩子是人类的未来So, how about you?那么你呢Do, do you have a spouse turned on you?你的伴侣和你反目成仇了吗Oh, yeah, lot of hard feelings.是的怨气重重Ah, terrific。
小猪佩奇第一季第一集Muddy Puddles中英文字幕及知识点
I’m Peppa Pig. This is my little brother, George. This is Mummy Pig. And this is Daddy Pig.我是佩奇，这是我的弟弟乔治。
这是我的妈妈。
这是我的爸爸。
Peppa Pig 小猪佩奇S1-1 Muddy Puddles泥坑muddy [ˈmʌdi]adj.泥泞的;含泥的;浑浊的;灰暗的v.使变得泥泞;使浑浊puddle [ˈpʌdl]n.水洼;小水坑;(尤指)雨水坑It is raining today. So, Peppa and George cannot play outside.今天外面下雨了，所以佩奇和乔治不能在外面玩。
Peppa: Daddy, it's stopped raining. Can we go out to play?佩奇：爸爸，现在雨停了，我们能出去玩吗？Daddy Pig: All right, run along you two.猪爸爸：好的，你们两个去玩吧。
Peppa loves jumping in muddy puddles.佩奇喜欢在泥坑里玩。
jump [dʒʌmp]v.跳跃;跳过;跃过;快速移动;突然移动n.跳跃;(比赛中需跳过的)障碍物;猛涨Peppa: I love muddy puddles.佩奇：我最喜欢在泥坑里玩了。
Mummy Pig ：Peppa, if you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots.（boot [buːt] 靴子）猪妈妈：佩奇，如果你要在泥坑里跳，你必须得穿上靴子才行。
Peppa: Sorry, Mummy.佩奇：对不起，妈妈。
George likes to jump in muddy puddles, too.乔治也喜欢在泥坑里跳。
Peppa: George. If you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots.佩奇：乔治，如果你要在泥坑里跳，你必须得穿上靴子才行。
摩登家庭-SE01-E04-中英文
1--Jay, I'm home.杰我回来了2--Did Manny call?曼尼打电话回来了吗3--No, because he's fine.没因为他啥事也没有4--It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.他是去睡衣派对又不是黑帮火拼5--I just want him to fit in.我只是想他融入集体6--I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?我要去冲个澡你要一起来吗7--You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.宝贝车库的小提箱里有一杆枪8--If I ever say no to that question,要是我哪天脑袋发昏拒绝和你共浴9--I want you to use it on me.你直接一枪打死我吧10--Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack.玛丽·马克小姐马克马克11--- All dressed in black, black, black. - Shh, shh.-穿成黑色黑色黑色-嘘别出声12--- What's wrong? - With silver buttons, buttons, buttons.-怎么了-银色扣子扣子扣子13--All down her back, back, back.在她背上背上背上14--Why aren't they trying to hurt each other?他们怎么不打架了15--I don't know, but I'm afraid to move.我也不知道我震惊得都不敢动16--- You're really good at this. - Thanks.-你玩得真好-谢谢17--What is happening, Claire?克莱尔这是怎么一回事啊18--What do you think?味道如何19--Now, that is a scone.绝对正宗的松饼啊20--No butter. Nonfat.零黄油无脂肪21--Shut up.得瑟22--I'm gonna go check on Lily.我去看看莉莉23--- Surprise! - Mom!-惊喜哦-妈24--What's that?怎么回事25--Sounds like a bird hit the window.听起来像是有鸟撞上玻璃了26--Oh, God. That's a bad sign.天呐这是个凶兆27--Ow! That hurt, jerk!很痛啊混蛋28--Ow! I'm gonna kill you, stupid!我要杀了你你个白痴29--What happened?剧情峰回路转吗30--Now I'm sad.现在我郁闷了31--- Hi, honey. Mmm! - Hi. I, uh--你好宝贝-你好我...32--I- I didn't know you were in town. You didn't call.我不知道你要来你之前没给我打电话啊33--Well, I couldn't wait to see your new baby. Where is she?我等不及要见我的小孙女了她在哪儿34--- Mitchell, who was that? - It's my mom.-米奇尔是谁啊-是我妈35--Oh, yeah, right,你就使劲儿忽悠吧36--'cause the last time she was here,上回她来的时候37--the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a penta...冰箱门上的磁铁被摆成了五边...38--Grandma!真是奶奶啊39--Mom. Mom, what are you doing to her legs?妈你拽着她的脚干嘛呢40--Tai chi. I did it every day in Sedona.打太极我在塞多纳时每天都打41--Cameron, you should try it.卡梅隆你也该试试42--Mitchell's mother has a problem...米奇尔的妈妈对我...43--with me.有成见44--Last Christmas, for example,比如去年圣诞节45--she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer.她送了我一台健身器材和生菜烘干机46--So, to recap,问题的重点是47--I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings,我送给她的是一副华丽的钻石耳环48--and she gave me a hint.她送的礼物却暗示我很肥49--And living in Sedona has been transformational.住在塞多纳让我改变了许多50--I get up every morning, and I go to a Vortex meditation site...我每天早上起床后去参加冥想集会51--and work with a shaman to在高僧的指导下52--finally understand how to live my spirituality.终于参透精神世界的奥秘了53--Yikes.真棒54--And I've learned that我领悟到55--the only way I can move to the next level of my awakening...让我的修行更上一层楼的唯一方法...56--is if we all can somehow...就是要想办法...57--get past...克服...58--the incident.那件事的阴影59--Oh, no.完了60--The incident.那件事61--Oh, boy.不堪回首啊62--I would like to congratulate Jay and the lovely Gloria.我想恭喜杰和可爱的歌洛莉亚63--I'm very happy for them.我为他们感到高兴64--I wanted a big, beautiful wedding with Jay...我想和杰举办一次盛大的婚礼65--because my ex-husband and I got married...因为我和我前夫的婚礼是在66--in a tiny little office of a judge in Colombia.哥伦比亚一间很小的法官办公室里举办的67--My mother wanted to go to the wedding我妈妈想去参加婚礼68--to show everyone how okay she was with all of it,以显示自己对前夫再婚一事十分大度69--so I convinced Dad and Gloria to invite her.所以我说服我爸和歌洛莉亚邀请她70--Who warned you that that was the worst idea ever?当时是谁警告你那是史上最烂的主意71--Anyone?是谁72--Anyone?是谁啊73--Of course, I've-I've moved on.当然我已经开始新生活了74--I was supposed to come with a date,我本来要带男朋友来的75--but he just hurt his back,但他闪到腰了76--which is very ironic because he's young and-and healthy.真有点讽刺啊因为他可是又年轻又健康77--My mom started drinking...我妈妈在婚宴上...78--these cocktails called "Horny Colombians"...狂饮一种叫做"哥伦比亚淫棍"的鸡尾酒79--with some of Gloria's uncles,和歌洛莉亚的叔叔们大拼酒量80--whom apparently the drink was named after.那酒名显然说的就是那帮家伙81--Oh, come on. They were funny.拜托他们很好玩82--They kept patting my butt.他们一直摸我屁股83--Somebody's full of herself.有人自恋了哦84--It's a- It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said.他们说那是哥伦比亚婚礼的传统习俗85--I would like to make a toast.我来祝个酒86--Yeah. Nanna got totally wasted.是啊外婆醉得不行了87--Uh, it was really funny.真的很好玩88--Then it was gross.然后就乌七八糟的了89--To the bride and the groom- my ex.敬新娘以及新郎也就是我的前夫90--Thirty-five years we were together,我们一起生活了35年91--and he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with Charo.而他见到小骚货10分钟不到就跟着跑了92--That's a joke.开个玩笑而已93--Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other...说真的我知道他们是天生一对94--when I saw his wallet and her boobs.因为新郎"财大"气粗而新娘"胸大"乳挺95--Take your hands off me!把你的脏手拿开96--- Mom. Mom. - Oh, relax, Mitchell.-妈妈-米奇尔放松97--What, did you take your Claire pill?怎么你今天也变得跟克莱尔一样了吗98--- No, no. - Let's just go get a little fresh air, okay?-别别-我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气好吗99--And then it got weird.然后就变得诡异了100--- I'm Gloria! I'm Gloria! - I got her.-我是歌洛莉亚我是歌洛莉亚-我抓住她了101--Kiss me! Oh, hey, kiss me!吻我吧吻我吧102--No! Oh, geez.不天呐103--Nanna is really strong.外婆力大如金刚104--Ayayayayay! Ooh! Ayayayayay!哎呀呦哎呀哟啊嘶嘚啊嘶哆105--During my vows to my first husband,当我对前夫说出婚誓时106--drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge.几个毒贩子冲了进来暗杀了法官107--This was way worse.没想到二婚的情形更可怕108--What can I say? I drive women crazy.说什么好呢我就是能让女人如痴如"狂"109--It's too soon, I guess.可能有点太快了110--Everybody is going to be there, Mom!妈所有人都会去的111--I don't care.我不管112--Your father and I are not about to let you你爸爸和我都不会允许你113--drive two hours to go to a concert...开两小时的车去看一个演唱会114--and then spend the night with a bunch of boys,然后跟一帮男孩子混一晚上115--especially that 17-year-old hormone you're dating.尤其是和你那个17岁的性冲动男友116--It's totally supervised.全程都有人监护的117--Oh, really? By whom?是吗谁监护118--By Spencer Patine's uncle.斯宾塞·潘丁的叔叔119--Who's Spencer Patine?斯宾塞·潘丁是谁120--You know Spencer- the guy with the arm.你认得斯宾塞的就是手里带家伙的那个121--Wait. What kind of arm?等会儿抄什么"家伙"122--What is that even mean?你说的"家伙"是什么意思啊123--His uncle is Uncle Toby.他叔叔就是托比叔叔124--Oh, Uncle Toby. I'll be sure to include that in my Amber Alert.托比叔叔啊我会把他加入"安珀警报"名单的125--- Oh, my God! - Okay. Can I step in here?-我的天啊-我能插句话吗126--I think I can help.我觉得我能帮上忙127--Haley, what your mom is worried about...海莉你妈妈担心的是128--is you getting your heart broken你的心会被伤透129--when Dylan goes off to college next year.因为迪兰明年就要上大学去了130--- He's not going to college. - That's not what I'm--他不上大学-我担心的不是...131--He's not going to college?他不上大学132--He's in a band, okay? They're going on tour.他是混乐队的好吧他们要去巡演呢133--Oh, this just gets better and better.事情发展的真是越来越"好"了134--Why are you always on me about everything?为什么你们每件事都要替我做主135--- Because you need to understand... - Okay. Everybody, calm down!-因为你必须明白-好啦大家冷静一下136--Let's start from the beginning.我们从头来说一说137--What's wrong with Spencer's arm?斯宾塞手里带什么家伙了138--Mom, I'm home!妈我回来了139--Ay, baby! Did you have fun at the slumber party?宝贝睡衣派对好玩吗140--You must be exhausted.你肯定累坏了141--No, I'm not tired at all.不我一点儿也不累142--I was the first one to fall asleep.我是第一个睡着的143--What's on your face?你脸上是什么144--A smile from having such a good time with my friends.是与朋友欢聚后的幸福笑容145--No. Come here.不是的过来146--Look.看147--That's why they were laughing.原来他们是笑这个啊148--I thought it was my funny take on current events.我还以为是我对时事的评论很逗呢149--Why would they do something like that?他们为什么要干这种事150--Don't worry about it.没什么好担心的151--Guys pull pranks like that all the time.小孩子们成天就搞这种恶作剧152--You just gotta prank 'em back.你也捉弄他们一下呗153--You just gotta show 'em要让他们知道154--you're willing to give as good as you get.你是会以牙还牙的155--What do you think?你想什么呢156--Revenge.报仇157--I like it.我还挺喜欢的158--Well, Mom, instead of dredging up the whole incident,妈妈也许我们不该旧事重提159--maybe we should just try and repress it,就直接全部忘掉好了160--like a- like a normal family.就像一般家庭那样161--I can't. I need closure.我不行我得来个了断162--I'm about to embark on a new journey.我的人生即将开始新的旅程了163--I met a man.我认识了个男人164--Really?是吗165--His name is Chas,他叫查斯166--and he's asked me to come live with him in his foreign land.而且他让我搬到国外和他双宿双飞167--Wow. Where?去哪儿呢168--Canada.加拿大169--You're moving to-to Canada?你要搬到加拿大去吗170--French Canada.加拿大法语区171--That's wonderful.真棒呀172--It is wonderful.确实很棒173--It's just that when I think of all the awful things...只是我一想到自己对歌洛莉亚和杰174--that I said to Gloria and Jay and you and Claire,以及对你和克莱尔说过的那些恶言175--I feel such guilt.我就有罪恶感176--Give it time, and see Banff.往事随风去吧班夫公园再见177--Cam, please.小卡别这样178--I just can't give myself to him sexually.我就是没法对他以身相许179--- Okay. Mom. - Did not see that coming.-别说这妈-没想到你突然说如此劲爆的180--Oh, oh. Don't get me wrong.不不别误会181--We satisfy each other down there-我们"下半身"非常性福182--- Oh! Can't.. - Don't wanna--受不了了-听不下去了183--That's why I need everyone's forgiveness.所以我需要大家原谅我184--I need your help, Mitchell.米奇尔我需要你帮忙185--Did you hear that, Mitchell?米奇尔你听见了吗186--Your mom needs your help to make love to her new man, Chas.你妈需要你的帮助才能跟她的新男友查斯做爱187--That's not weird at all.完全"不"奇怪啊188--Mom, I-妈我...189--I'm just not really sure what you're asking me to do, Mom.我不是很明白你到底想我做什么190--Well, everyone's mad at me.大家都生我的气191--Maybe you could pave the way so that I can apologize.或许你能帮我安排一下我好道歉192--Well, um, you know,这样啊193--we are actually all supposed to have Sunday dinner tonight,其实我们今晚要搞周日聚餐194--so maybe I could go around and ask everyone所以或许我可以问问大家195--if it's okay for you to join us.看看你能不能也来196--Oh! I knew I could count on you.我就知道你靠谱197--Oh, my beautiful boy. Mmm.我的帅小伙儿198--I love you so much.我爱死你了199--There's a fish in nature世上有一种鱼200--that swims around with its babies in its mouth.会一直把小鱼含在嘴里201--That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother...要是这种鱼看见米奇尔和他母亲的关系202--and say, "that's messed up."准会说"乱得不堪入目啊"203--Boy-天啊204--Things with your mom got pretty intense down there, huh?和你妈妈闹僵了对吧205--All like East Coast-West Coast. You feelin' me?好比是水火不容你明白我的意思吗206--Act like a parent, talk like a peer.父亲般的威严朋友般的关爱207--I call it "Peerenting."我称之为"友父"208--I learned it from my own dad, who used to walk into my room...我从我老爸那儿学来的当年他走进我房里209--and say, "what's up, sweathog?"他会说"怎么了小老弟"210--Honey, I would love to let you go to the concert.宝贝我很愿意让你去看演唱会211--Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad.开什么玩笑演唱会多劲爆啊212--Hello? I was a Hall-Raiser.我当年可是个"霍粉"呢213--A what?什么214--I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer.有一年夏天我追着霍尔&奥兹走遍了全国215--Rich Girl Just spoke to me.《千金小姐》唱出了我的心声216--I was dating this girl. Not- Not dating.我当年正和一个千金小姐恋爱也不算恋爱啦217--I guess I was following her too, kind of-我猜自己也只是在追着她而已218--Okay, Mom just doesn't trust me, and it's not fair.妈妈就是不相信我这不公平219--She trusts you. It's just that weird stuff happens at concerts.她相信你只是演唱会很容易就让人乱来220--- Boys get urges. - Ew.-男生们会一柱擎天-真恶心221--Dad, is there something you want?爸你进来有什么事吗222--Yes, there is- to connect with this girl right here.有就这个事来跟你这妹子沟通223--Now, come on. Pretend I'm not your dad.拜托假装我不是你爸爸224--We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.我们只是两个好朋友在果汁吧闲聊225--What's a juice bar?果汁吧是什么东西226--Okay, a malt shop. Whatever.好吧那就茶餐厅吧随便227--- Dad, I don't... - No. Who's Dad?-爸我不... -别谁是你爸啊228--Who's Dad? I'm- I'm Marcus from Biology.谁是你爸啊我是生物系的马库斯229--Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan?海莉你好你和迪兰发展得如何啊230--Has he tried anything inappropriate with you?他有没对你图谋不轨啊231--Girl.妹子232--Hey.喂233--- What are you doing? - I don't know. Nothing.-在干嘛呢-不知道没啥234--Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.在和茶餐厅里碰到的一个傻子聊天呢235--Hey, Mitchell. What's up?你好米奇尔有事吗236--Hey! Just in the hood.你好恰好路过而已237--Do you- Do you remember how Mom gave up a career to raise us?你记得当年妈妈放弃工作来照顾我们吗238--Promising career.大有前途的工作呢239--Oh, God.天呐240--Claire?克莱尔241--Mom.妈妈242--Why so long?怎么这么长243--I know, I know. It's weird when we haven't talked for a while.我知道我知道这么长时间没说话很怪244--I mean your hair.我是说你的头发长245--Well, if I can't tell you, who will?要是我不指出你的形象问题谁会啊246--So, Mom wants you to know妈妈想你知道247--that she's very sorry about the incident,她对那件事非常抱歉248--and-and she wants us to forgive her.而且她希望我们能原谅她249--How very nice of her to say that through you.通过你来道歉她还真有诚意啊250--Do you see?瞧见没251--The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.她的讽刺太伤人了像抽了我一下252--You know how growing up,你知道吧在成长中253--we all have that voice inside our head...我们脑子里总有一个声音254--that tells us we're not good enough?时刻提醒我们自己的不足255--Well, mine was outside my head,而提醒我的声音来自脑外256--driving me to school.每天开车送我上学的时候257--Uh, so- so anyway,总之嘛258--Mom really wants to smooth everything over with Dad and Gloria.妈希望化解跟爸爸和歌洛莉亚的矛盾259--So I was thinking, uh, would it be okay所以我在想你看这样行不260--if she maybe joined us for dinner tonight?她今晚和我们一起吃饭如何261--Because it may be the last time you ever see me.因为这也许是你们最后一次见我了262--- Well... - Okay. Wait, Mom.-这个嘛-好吧妈等等263--What are you talking about?你说什么啊264--Well, I'm- I'm moving...我啊我要去...265--to a far and dangerous place.一个遥远危险的地方266--Canada. But, uh, she met a man named Chas.加拿大不过啊她认识了个叫查斯的男人267--- Yeah. - He's a logger.-是的-他是个记录员268--Uh, like a lumberjack?是个伐木工吗269--No, he logs blood samples into a cholesterol study.不他是给一个胆固醇研究记录血液样本的270--Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle,反正在我走出那次婚礼的阴影之前271--I can't be intimate with him.我没法和他亲热272--We do things to each other.我们互相取悦对方273--- We use our hands. - Oh, my Lord.-是用手来做的-老天啊274--Hey, Nanna.你好外婆275--Oh, my little comet!我的小心肝276--Oh, look at you. You're all grown up.看看你都长成大人了277--Hmm. Tell Mom that.这话你跟妈妈说吧278--She won't even let me go to a concert.她甚至还不让我去看演唱会呢279--Overnight, with her boyfriend.要跟男朋友过夜的好吧280--What are you laughing at?你笑什么281--Oh, karma's a funny thing, that's all.没啥我在笑因果报应282--- Remember Ricky? - Oh, God.-还记得瑞奇吗-天呐283--Ooh. Who's Ricky?谁是瑞奇284--No one.谁也不是285--Ricky was your mother's boyfriend,瑞奇是你妈妈当年的男朋友286--and he looked like Charles Manson.他长得跟邪教杀人狂查尔斯·曼森一样287--And one night, she didn't come home until 4:00 in the morning.有一晚她直到凌晨4点才回家288--4:00. Wow. Wow. Mom, what were you and Ricky doing?4点啊妈你当年跟瑞奇干嘛呢289--Nothing. We were doing nothing,没事我们什么事也没干290--and he was a very sweet boy,他是个很贴心的小伙儿291--which you might have known if you bothered to get to know him.妈你当年愿意了解一下的话就会明白这点292--Dylan's a sweet boy.迪兰也很贴心293--Dylan. Dylan isn't Ricky.迪兰迪兰怎能和瑞奇比294--Ricky- Ricky was a poet.瑞奇是个诗人呢295--Dylan writes songs.迪兰还是歌手呢296--Awesome songs.歌写得可棒了297--And maybe you would know that你也可能会明白这一点298--If you bothered to get to know him.前提是"你愿意了解一下的话"299--Okay, you know? First of all, I am not my mother.好吧首先我不是我妈妈300--I don't judge people before I get a chance to know them.在了解一个人之前我不会先做出评判301--So you invite Dylan over to dinner tonight,所以你请迪兰今晚来吃晚饭吧302--and if he's as sweet and as kind as you say he is,如果他像你说的那样贴心善良303--then I have no problem considering letting you go to the concert,那我就一百个放心地让你们去演唱会304--after I do a background check on Uncle Toby.不过我还得查查托比叔叔的底细305--Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom.谢谢谢谢谢谢妈妈306--I'm gonna go call him!我这就给他打电话307--That's very revealing.真是心胸"开阔"教女有方啊308--That's my parenting style.这就是我为人之母的风格309--- No, I meant your blouse. - Mom!-不我是说你胸部外露了-妈310--Claire, wait. Come...克莱尔等等311--Not making this easy.您这是帮倒忙呢312--Claire, come on. Stop, stop, stop.克莱尔拜托别这样别这样313--Just let her come to dinner, apologize to Dad and Gloria,就让她来吃晚饭吧向爸爸和歌洛莉亚道歉314--and she and Chas can live happily ever after.之后她就能和查斯幸福到永远了315--- in Canada. - in Canada.-在加拿大-在加拿大316--Wait. Why don't you make her fix this,等会你为啥不让她自己解决呢317--instead of you doing it as usual?她每次都找你帮忙318--Whoa. What's that supposed to mean?你这话什么意思319--Mom makes a mess, and there's Mitchell to clean it up.每次老妈一闯祸就让米奇尔来收拾残局320--That is so not true.绝对不是这样的321--If anything,真要细究322--you're the one with the screwed-up relationship with Mommy-其实是因为你跟妈咪的关系太僵了323--- With Mom. - Wow.-跟妈妈-哇塞324--- "Mommy"! - No, I didn't say it--"妈咪" -没我没这么叫325--- Damn it. - Ooh. Fine. Fine.-我擦-好吧好吧326--- She can come, but she's gotta clear it with Daddy. - "Daddy"?-让她来吧但她得亲自跟爹地说-"爹地"327--- I did not say "Daddy." - You said "Daddy."-我没叫"爹地" -你叫了"爹地"328--Hey, Dad.嗨老爸329--Mitchell, what are you doing here?米奇尔你来这儿干嘛330--Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.抱歉打扰你了331--Can I talk to you and Gloria for a second?我能跟你和歌洛莉亚说几句吗332--She's out dealing with a Manny situation.她出去解决曼尼的事儿了333--He set a kid's bike on fire.他把一个小孩的单车给烧了334--Why?为什么335--Oh, I might have told him to get even with some kids,我叫他去报复别的孩子336--and he went all Rambo with it.结果他就做了回"铁血真汉子"337--Not my best parenting moment.是我这个当爹的教育失误338--Not your worst.也不是最糟的一回啦339--What's up?什么事啊340--- Uh, well, you know, uh, Mom's in town. - Your mom?-那个妈妈回来了-你妈妈?341--No, your mom. She's back from the grave.不是你妈妈她从坟墓里爬出来了342--Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad.当然是我妈啦老爸343--My mom would be less scary.我妈诈尸也没她可怕344--Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding,听着是她毁了那次婚礼345--and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone.所以她想今晚一起去吃饭向大家道歉346--Still her little errand boy, I see.你还是她的狗腿子啊347--No- Why does everybody keep saying- No.不为什么大家都这么说啊才不是348--I- I'm just trying to piece this family back together.我只是想让这个家重归于好349--So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?那你会跟歌洛莉亚说妈要一起去吃晚饭吗350--Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years.歌洛莉亚打死都不会同意的351--She's still furious with your mother,她还在生你妈妈的气352--which is why I'm not talking to you.所以我没有在和你谈话353--What did I do?我怎么得罪你了354--This conversation never took place.这次谈话压根就不存在355--That's not very nice.你可有点不近人情啊356--I drove all the way here.我大老远跑来的357--No, you didn't. You were never here.不你从来就没来过358--You never even called.你连电话都没打过359--I would've called,我本来是要打的360--but I thought it would be better-但我觉得面谈比较好361--What's happening here?这是怎么一回事啊362--Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us,听着我也想给这事来个了断363--but Gloria would never forgive me但如果我瞒着歌洛莉亚请你妈来的话364--if I pulled a fast one on her.她是绝不会原谅我的365--That's why you're going to pull a fast one on her,所以要由你瞒着她去请你妈来366--and I'm not going to like it one bit.而我则假装对此极力反对367--Okay, that's just great.好吧这太好了368--No, that's great. So, it's all up to me.没事好极了看来又是我背黑锅了369--I can't hear you because you're back home, and I'm taking a nap.我听不见你因为你在家里而我在打瞌睡370--- D-Money!There He is. - Hey.-小迪迪你可算来啦-你好371--- come on in. - Hey.-快进来-你好372--- Hi. - How You doing?-你好-你好吗373--Good.我很好374--Um- Uh, hey, everybody.喂各位375--- This is Dylan. - Hey.-这位是迪兰-你们好376--- Hi, Dylan. - Hey.-你好迪兰-你好377--He has a very gentle soul.这孩子心地非常善良378--You got that from "Hey"?一句"你好"你就看出来了379--So, Dylan, see you brought the ax.迪兰我看你带了乐器啊380--- Yeah, Yeah. I just came from practice. - Sweet.-是啊我刚排练回来-真棒381--Miss those days.真怀念当年382--Oh, you were in a band?你以前也在乐队混吗383--Could have been, but in high school本来可以的但是在高中时384--I was really all about my magic, so-一心痴迷于魔术所以嘛385--Oh, my God. Over.老天啊别吹了386--Oh, that's gonna be Dad and Gloria.肯定是爸爸和歌洛莉亚来了387--Oh, Mitchell.米奇388--I know it's silly, but...我知道这很傻但我...389--I'm a little nervous.我真有点儿紧张了390--Oh. That's not silly. You should be.那可不傻紧张是正常的391--- Hola. Hola. - How are you?-好呀-你好392--- Manny? - Phil.-曼尼-菲尔393--- Nice mustache. - Thank you.-胡子真帅-谢谢394--Don't make fun. He may burn your house down.别逗他小心他把你家给烧了395--Oh, boy.老天396--Dede.迪迪397--Hi, Jay, Gloria.杰歌洛莉亚你们好398--What is she doing here?她在这儿干嘛399--What does she mean, "What is she doing here?"她那话什么意思她不知道我要来吗400--- Mitchell told you I'd be here. - Lies!-米奇尔跟你说了我会来-瞎说401--I couldn't tell her, because she wouldn't come.我不能跟她说否则她就不来了402--Gloria, uh, my mom wants to apologize for everything.歌洛莉亚我妈妈想为之前的事道歉403--So you just spring it on Gloria like this?所以你就给歌洛莉亚来个突然袭击吗404--Mitchell, what the hell is wrong with you?米奇尔你有病是吧405--I don't want her apologies.我不想听她道歉406--Who could blame you, honey?宝贝不能怪你407--Which is why this is a terrible idea by you!所以都怪你出的馊主意408--Jay. Manny. Let's go.杰曼尼我们走409--Oh, wait, wait, Gloria.歌洛莉亚等等410--I- I just want to tell you我只是想告诉你411--how sorry I am for ruining your wedding.我对大闹婚礼的事非常抱歉412--I was struggling with being alone.我那时孤独一人日子很不爽413--Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily,同时杰那么快就有了新恋情414--and-and not with just anyone-而且他找的不是一般的女人415--with a...而是一位416--young...年轻的417--and smart and beautiful woman.聪明而且美丽的女人418--I don't expect you to forgive me.我并不指望你原谅我419--If I were you, I'd want to punch me right in the mouth.如果我是你我只想抽我自己丫的420--I think we've had enough revenge in this family for one day.我觉得我们家今天报仇也报够了421--Ah. Okay. Y- You see?真好啊你们看422--Yeah, we're all gonna move past this, and because of me,我们家即将翻开新的一页多亏了我423--who's not a mama's boy, but is我可不是妈妈的小乖乖424--a caring person with wisdom and emotional insight.而是个通情达理善于察言观色的智者425--So make a note, bitches.都给我记着吧衰货们426--It's not a good color on you.你真心不适合王婆自夸427--I forgive you.我原谅你428--I am not prepared for this.我没料到会这样429--I just-我只是430--I- I wanna我想431--- rip your head off! - What?-扭断你的脖子-什么432--What are you doing?搞毛啊433--- You ruined my wedding! - Oh, no!-你毁了我的婚礼-不434--Oh! I got Gloria!我按住歌洛莉亚了435--- I got Gloria! - Mom, come on.-我按住歌洛莉亚了-妈别这样436--Unbend your legs.腿别乱蹬437--I got Gloria.我按住歌洛莉亚了438--Stand up like a big girl. Come on.站好都是大人了别闹了439--All right. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it, the two of you.好了别闹了别闹了都别闹了440--- I am so sorry about this. - No, it's cool. It's cool.-让你见笑了很抱歉-没事没事441--This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me,真是太荒唐了歌洛莉亚不是小三442--Dede, and you know it.迪迪你是知道的443--We grew apart for years,我们夫妻不和已经多年444--and you left to find yourself, remember?你离开家去寻找自我记得吗445--I thought I could handle this.我还以为自己能处理好446--I'm so sorry.我很抱歉447--You don't say sorry anymore!谁要听你丫说抱歉448--- That word means nothing in your mouth! - I got Gloria.-你的抱歉都是放屁-我拉住歌洛莉亚了449--I don't know what just happened.我都不知道出什么事了450--I do.我知道451--I mean, it seems pretty simple to me.我是说在我看来这事很简单452--You're reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.你们都极力想护住些美好的东西453--Um, maybe- maybe you shouldn't...这个或许你不该...454--Look, look, look. I'm not used to this-没事没事我不习惯这样455--the whole big family thing.这种大家族的家事儿456--In my house, we don't even talk to each other.在我家我们甚至互相不说话457--You know, it's funny- the first time I saw Haley,有趣的是当我第一眼见到海莉458--I knew I liked her.我就知道我喜欢她459--I mean, she's beautiful and everything,她很美丽动人460--but it's-it's not just that.但不只如此461--It's that she's got this killer confidence-她还有一种令人折服的自信462--you know, the kind of confidence那种那种自信463--that you get from having a family like this...来自于像你们这样的大家庭464--that's passionate...这种充满激情465--and accepting of hot foreigners...对异国美女的包容466--and gay dudes and nutty people.对基佬和疯婆子的包容467--You know,就是468--a family that actually loves each other.真正相亲相爱的家庭469--I can't believe I'm gonna say this,我无法相信自己会说出这话470--but maybe we should let her go with him.但也许我们应该让她跟他去471--He's perfect.他真是个好小伙472--Everybody, Haley says that Dylan is a musician,各位海莉说迪兰是个音乐家473--and he writes some great songs.而且他写歌写得非常好474--- Yeah. - Play something, bro.-是啊-老弟来演奏一曲吧475--Well, I guess so, if you want me to.好吧你们真想听的话当然可以476--We could all use a nice tune right now.给大家来一首好歌吧477--This is, uh, actually a song I wrote for Haley.这首歌嘛其实是我写给海莉的478--It's called "In the Moonlight."歌名叫《月下》479--- Lovely title, Dylan. - Thanks.-歌名真有爱-谢谢480--*The stars are falling from the sky**星星从天边划过*481--*And you're the reason why**它们都是被你吸引而坠落*482--*The moon is shining on your face**月光洒在你脸庞*483--*Cause it finally feels**因为它终于感到*484--*It's found its place**它找到了归属*485--*Cause baby, baby**因为宝贝宝贝*486--*I just wanna do you do you**我就是想要干你干你*487--*Do you wanna do me, do me**你想不想干我干我*488--*Underneath the moonlight the moonlight**就在这月下月下*。
《辛普森一家》不完全观赏指南--第1季
第一季1、Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire(7G08)Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire (7G08)你发现了吗？Homer给所有的仪表盘标记了“OK”，包括一个亮红灯报警的。
Homer给所有人买了礼物，除了Lisa。
Smithers叫工人抓紧干活之后，所有工人都停下来吃甜甜圈去了，包括一个穿着防辐射服的人。
Bart进入的纹身店紧挨着去除纹身店。
模仿的桥段：无2、Bart The Genius(7G02)Bart The Genius (7G02)你发现了吗？大家在玩拼字游戏的时候，Maggie一个人在旁边拼出了EMCSQU，爱因斯坦的著名公式E=MC2。
而其他人的拼板上都是''do'', ''he'', ''be'' and ''the''之类的单词。
Skinner校长保存的Bart的永久记录装了满满一抽屉。
Bart涂鸦的Skinner校长的糗样漫画后来被裱了起来，落款写着“Bart Simpson之作”。
歌剧院里，Martin和他的父母也在场。
Pryor教授的墙上挂着爱因斯坦和Bart的照片。
模仿的桥段：无3、Homer's Odyssey(7G03)Homer's Odyssey (7G03)你发现了吗？这一集里的Smithers的肤色是黑的，这要归结于动画工作室颜料的混乱。
核电厂的指示牌上写着——“我们的安全纪录：距离上次事故已过去7天。
”数字是可翻动的，其他单词都是固定着的。
孩子们走过的通道上，一个穿着防辐射服的工人正抱着一桶核废料走过。
Bart的成绩单上，没有一个科目的得分超过“D”。
Homer把他的自杀遗言写在了标题为“Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today”的留言纸上。
祸根 -第一季第一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
第一季第一集祸根- Where is she? - She's in her studio. -她在哪 -在她工作室里She's workin'. 她在工作Why hasn't she come back? 她怎么还不回来Why hasn't she come back? 2天前It's crap. It's cra-- Could you just turn that down a bit? 胡说八道你能把声音关小一点吗- Please. I'm trying to concentrate... - What? -拜托我正努力集中注意力 -什么on a very delicate operation, here. 这手术很有难度Blenders don't have volume control. 搅拌机没法控制音量Well, that's a pathetic excuse. Just turn it down, anyway. 好吧理由真差劲不管怎样把音量弄小点Dad. Yeah. I did some research last night. 爸爸我昨晚做了些调查- Yes? - On golden doodles. -什么 -金毛和贵宾的串儿-Oh, God-- And they don't shed. They're hypoallergenic. -拜托 -它们不掉毛不容易导致过敏-No, no-- Listen, Hen. They're really, really, really cute. -不行听着亨利 -它们真的真的很可爱We're not having-- Tell him. Tell him. 我们不能养你跟他说- It's the dog thing again. - But why, Dad? -又纠结养狗的事了 -为什么啊爸We can't have a dog because as I've said before, 我们不能养狗因为我说过了all dogs make my throat close up, 什么狗都让我喘不了气so no air gets to my lungs, which makes me die. 空气进不了我的肺部我就完蛋了So it's-- It's undesirable. 所以不可能But...Think of another pet. You know, you can have a, 不过呢你再想个别的宠物吧比如a cat, or a hamster. 猫或仓鼠Or... I don't know what kids have these days. 或者我不知道现在的孩子们都养什么Have a, have a vampire bat. 养只吸血鬼蝙蝠- Is that a promise? - Yes. That is a promise. -这是承诺吗 -对这是一个承诺Like the, the promise of... 就像是那次...a road trip, too? Just you and me? 自驾游的承诺只有你和我That's a low blow. That will happen. 不带这么打击人的会实现的- Will it? - It will happen. -会吗 -会的Shit, my violin! 我的小提琴- Help me, please. - What is going on? -帮帮我 -什么情况I don't know why I'm suddenly six years old. 我不知道怎么突然变六岁了Oh, God. All right. Why the tie, hmm? 好吧为什么打领带Not another funeral? 又参加葬礼吗It's The Turd's idea. 讨厌鬼的主意And no, no. 另外不是葬礼Not all my patients die. 不是我所有的病人都会死Why are you so dressed up? What's his name? 你为什么盛装打扮他叫什么名字Ladies' tea. Planning the fundraiser. 太太们的下午茶计划筹款活动School auction. Did I mention I'm not going? 学校拍卖会我说过我不去了吗- Oh, did I mention you are? - I think you'll find I'm not, my love. -我说过你会去吗 -我想你会知道我不去的Isn't it enough we give them tons of money anyway? 我们给他们撒的钱还不够多吗We actually don't give them money. 我们实际上不给他们钱Well, your dad does, which is very sweet of him. 你爸会给他真是太贴心了Which reminds me, we have dinner with him next Thursday. 说到这个我们下周四和他一起吃晚饭Right. So I have Reardon and your dad in the same week. 好吧所以一周之内我得去里尔登还得见你爸I'm just the luckiest girl in New York. 我是纽约最幸运的宝宝Don't you like Reardon? 你不喜欢里尔登吗Well, do you like Reardon? You, you like your school? 你喜欢里尔登吗你喜欢你的学校Yeah. 喜欢- And I love it. Go on, kiss your mom. We have to go. - Mom... -那我也喜欢去亲亲你妈 -妈No, I'm not kissing Mom. You do it. 不要我才不亲老妈了你自己亲吧You need to clean this up. 你得把这个清理干净I'm not doing this every single morning. 我不能每天早上都清理这个No, no, I want to kiss you. I like this. 不我想吻你我喜欢Yeah. Right. 好了- Henry? Henry? - What? -亨利亨利 -什么No more smoothies. You never, ever clean up... 你不许吃冰沙了你从来都不清洗All right, here's a question and don't lie. 好吧问你个问题别撒谎Did you, in fact, practice that thing at all this week? 你这周练过这玩意吗- Because I heard nothing. - No, I practiced. -因为我没听见动静啊 -我练习过- Really? - Yeah. I swear. -真的 -嗯不骗你Do you know, he doesn't even think I'm any good. Mr. Rosenbaum. 你知道吗他觉得我根本不行罗森鲍姆先生He actually said that, did he? 他真是这么说的吗No. It's not that he says it. 不他没这么说It just-- He used to say a lot more good stuff. 只是他总是说些好听的I mean, sometimes with the looks he gives me, 但有时从他看我的眼神来说I-I think he wants me to quit. 我觉得他想让我退出Well, is it possible that, as your mom might say-- 有没有可能像你妈妈说的那样You're actually projecting that sentiment. 你实际上是在表达这种情绪Because somewhere deep down, 因为在你的内心深处in the bowels of your teenage psyche, 在你十几岁的心灵深处you actually want to give it up. 你其实是想放弃I don't want to give up. I love violin. 我不想放弃我喜欢小提琴Okay, well, that's great then. 好吧那太好了You know, Rosenbaum, he's an unhappy man. 你知道吗罗森鲍姆他是个不快乐的人It is never a good idea 通过不快乐的人to take measure of ourselves 来衡量我们自己through the eyes of the joyless. 不是个好主意Well, you can be joyless. 好吧你可以不快乐- Beg your pardon? - Yeah. -你说什么 -是啊You can be joyless when you're...When you're stressed. 当你有压力的时候你可能会不快乐Do I seem stressed a lot? 我看起来压力很大吗Some... lately. 最近有点Brilliant. Well, now... 太棒了好吧现在Now I'm stressed about being stressed, so... 我因为压力而感到有压力所以- Thank you very much. - You're welcome. -非常感谢你 -不客气You don't, you don't play your violin for Rosenbaum, anyway.你又不是为了罗森鲍姆拉小提琴You owe him your respect and your hard work, 你是该尊重他该努力but in the end, your relationship with song 但最后你和歌曲的关系is between you and your music. 就是你和音乐的关系- Got it. - Right. And you're brilliant, okay? -知道了 -好你很棒的So fuck Rosenbaum. 去他妈的罗森鲍姆- I'm telling Mom you said that. - Take your violin, -我告诉妈妈你这么说的 -拿起你的小提琴- and shove it up his Rosen-bum cheeks, okay? - Dad... -抽他丫的罗森鲍姆吧 -爸爸- Morning. - Morning. -早上好 -早上好Rebecca Harkness has arrived way too early. 丽贝卡·哈克尼斯特别早就来了Great. 好的It just doesn't make any sense to me. 我真的想不明白One minute, he's attentive, loving. 上一分钟他细心又有爱The next minute, he's borderline abusive. 下一分钟他几乎是在辱骂I got both swings last night. The full pendulum. 昨晚我承受两种情绪就像钟摆And fucking forbid I call him bipolar. I mean... 还不许我说他躁郁症Fucking forbid! 他妈的不许So you're back to thinking that he's, um, that he's bipolar. 所以你又开始认为他是躁郁症I don't know. The mood swings... 我不知道那种情绪波动What do you think? 你怎么认为Well, I don't know him. 我不认识他- I only know you. - Meaning? -我只认识你 -什么意思- Do not give me that look. - This is your third marriage. Isn't it? -别那样看我 -这是你的第三次婚姻不是吗So, what, we're keeping score? 怎么着还得计数的No. No, I'm just... 不不我只是- I'm not doing that. - Okay, this is going somewhere, -我不会那么做的 -好吧情况有所进展and I'm not exactly sure where, 但我不确定是什么进展other than a direction not in my favor. So just say it. 除了对我不利的方向之外你就说吧- Say it! I pay you. Say it. - Reb-- -说啊我付钱给你说吧 -丽贝卡Rebecca. 丽贝卡I have met few people more discriminating than you. 你是我见过的最有鉴别能力的人You read 100 Yelp reviews 在选择铺地毯的人之前before choosing someone to install your carpet. 你得先看上百条网站评价Am I right? You, you try on 20 pairs of shoes 我说得对吗你试了20双鞋before making a choice. 才做出决定You do background checks on your hair colorist. 你对你的染发师做背景调查You did a background check on me, no doubt. 毫无疑问你对我做了背景调查You vet everything. Everything. 你什么都检查过什么都查- Which is fine. I mean, that's appropriate. - But... -这很好这样做没问题 -但是But an attractive man comes along, 但是一个有魅力的男人出现了and shows an interest in you, and judgment be gone. 对你表现出兴趣你的判断力就消失了No. That is not what is happening. 不不是这样的I mean, the day that you met Kevin, you floated into this office. 你认识凯文那天你走进了这间办公室It was an appointment that was made to deal 那次约诊是为了解决with the anguish of husband number two, 你第二任丈夫给你的痛苦only to declare that you'd met husband number three. 结果成了宣布你认识了第三任丈夫So, I'm saying... 所以我是说Maybe it's possible... 也许有可能that you're less of a victim of Kevin's moods 你不是凯文情绪的受害者than you are of your own. 而是你自己情绪的受害者So, excuse me, this is my fault? 不好意思这是我的错- No. - It is. You're blaming me. -不 -就是你在怪我I'm not blaming you. 我没有怪你I'm just saying there's a particular type of person 我只是想说你想和that you want to be with, 特定类型的人在一起and maybe you're a little too quick 也许你有点太快了to see that person in the men that you meet, 在你遇到的男人中找到那个人instead of seeing what's actually there. 而没有看清真实情况Well, i'll probably Never see her again 好吧我可能再也见不到她了Because they hire you to give them the hard truths, 因为她们雇你来告诉她们真相And then, then they fire you for delivering them. 然后又因为你说了真相而解雇你Well, just-- just up your prices. 好吧你就把价格提高The more exclusive you seem, the more she'll come begging. 你越高不可攀她就会越上赶着你I have some bad news. 我有个坏消息The, um, 就是the dress code for the fundraiser is fancy-glam. 募捐活动的着装要求很花哨I'm not wearing a tux. 我可不穿燕尾服Listen, this is for Henry's school. 听着这是给亨利的学校If I can tough out a ladies' tea, 如果我能忍受太太们的下午茶you can stomach one fundraiser. For Henry. 你就能忍受一次募捐都是为了亨利I will do it. But not for Henry's school. 我同意但不是为了亨利的学校I will do it for you. 我是为了你Because you're hot. 因为你很性感Anyway, I'm here. Okay? 都行我到了好吗Later, smart ass. 晚点见就会耍嘴皮子Yeah, later. Bye. 晚点见拜拜Come in. 进来- Let me take your coat. - Yes. -把你外套给我 -好的They're waiting for you upstairs. 她们在楼上等你- Hello! - Sorry I'm late. -你好 -对不起我迟到了Not a problem. 没关系We have a new mom. 来了一个新妈妈A Scholarship. 靠奖学金的She brought her infant. She's changing her in the bathroom. 她带了个婴儿正在卫生间给她换衣服You look fabulous. 你看起来好美- Oh, hi, Grace. - Hi. -你好格蕾丝 -你好Is she, uh, on the committee? 她是委员会成员吗Uh, wants to be an involved parent. 想成为一个有责任感的家长Sorry. 不好意思Thanks. 谢谢Did any of you even know that she was coming? 你们有人知道她要来吗I mean, I'm usually the first one to learn of anything. 通常有情况我是第一个知道的People can't wait to tell me stuff. 大家都迫不及待地想跟我先说Because you're so quick to disapprove. 因为你特别快就会否定Well, exactly. 嗯没错All right, we should get going here. Sorry! 好吧我们该开始了对不起She's a bit nervous. 她有点紧张She's back to being the auctioneer. 她又当起了拍卖师I thought you got the guy from Sotheby's. 我以为你找了苏士比拍卖行的人No, he dropped out. We'll be fine. 不他退出了我们没问题的I've done this before. 我以前做过I'm Grace Fraser. 我是格雷丝·弗雷泽Elena Alves. Nice to meet you. 埃琳娜·阿尔维斯很高兴认识你Elena has a boy in fourth grade? 埃琳娜有个四年级的男孩You said his name was Miguel? 你说他叫米格尔- Yeah, yeah. - Your baby's gorgeous. -是的没错 -你孩子真漂亮- Thank you. - Hello. Boy or girl? -谢谢 -你好男孩还是女孩Girl. Teresa. 女孩特蕾莎Teresa. 特蕾莎- I love your eyelashes. - Okay, come on, folks. -我爱你的睫毛 -好了开始吧各位The auction's tomorrow. 明天的拍卖会Thank you so much for letting me join. 非常感谢你们让我加入Are you kidding? We're happy to get all the help we can. 说什么呢有人帮忙我们来者不拒That you even have the time with two kids. 你带两个孩子还能有时间呢- I have twins. So regret it. - Jolene! -我有双胞胎可后悔了 -乔琳I mean, they're so much work, right? 我是说工作量很大对吧Okay, let's, uh... 好了我们- let's rank the items. - Yes. -我们把物品列一下 -嗯We'll start with the least expensive. 我们先从最便宜的开始Work our way up to the... the big tickets. 循序渐进到最贵的There's a lot of stuff here. 东西还真不少啊- Well, we have over 200 people confirmed coming. - That's a record. -我们已经确认有200多人来了 -破纪录了Thanks to the Spensers lending us their home. 多亏了斯宾塞夫妇借给我们地方用I did a walk-through yesterday. Oh, my God. 我昨天逛了一圈我的天啊Did you see the David Hockneys? 你看到大卫·霍克尼的作品了吗Two of them, on facing walls in the dining room. 其中两张挂在餐厅正对的墙上- And what about Suki's closet? - Oh, I'll get there. -苏姬的衣橱呢 -我会去的- Maybe Monday night, with any luck. - Yes! -如果运气好的话可能周一晚上 -好- Okay, let's do this. - Okay! -好了开始吧 -好We got four separate stays in the Hamptons. 我们有四晚汉普顿斯A pair in Vail and Aspen. 两晚阿斯比和维尔地区A cooking lesson at Tribeca for eight. 在翠贝卡的八天烹饪课You never know how much those go for. 你可不知道这些要花多少钱Stem-cell facelift. 干细胞整容Does anybody really believe in those? 真有人相信这些吗Kathy Sennot got one. Did not work. 凯西·森做过一次没用We have a bunch of consults. A college admissions counselor. 我们有一群顾问大学招生顾问A pre-school admissions counselor. 学前教育招生顾问A genealogist that'll come to your house. 一位系谱专家会去你家That could actually go. 这是可以的I don't see any artists. Where are the artists? 我没有看到任何艺术家艺术家们在哪里Are you saying we can't scratch up 你是说整个纽约市one lousy playwright in all of New York City? 我们连个差劲的剧作家都找不到Grace, maybe you could donate a therapy session. 格蕾丝也许你可以捐个心理辅导课程I am not doing that. That is not happening. 我不要这可不行Why not? "Do I hear $500 on saving your marriage?" 为什么不行"我听说花500元就能挽救婚姻"500, and I will throw in my husband. 500 我送我老公去Grace, you know what would be awesome? 格蕾丝你知道怎么样会很棒吗I think Jonathan would be a huge get. 我想乔纳森会是个大卖点You want to auction Jonathan? 你想拍卖乔纳森- Well... - Yes! I'm putting him up. -嗯... -可以我要把他放上去Grace's husband is a doctor. 格蕾丝的丈夫是个医生He was featured in "New York" magazine. 他上了《纽约》杂志的特辑He's an oncologist, Sally. Who's gonna bid on cancer? 他是研究肿瘤的莎莉谁会竞标癌症啊A private, after-hours tour at the Guggenheim. 古根海姆博物馆闭馆后私下参观They're doing the Salon de la Rose Croix. 他们要办玫瑰十字沙龙You know, I was just there on Tuesday for the Chagall exhibit. 我周二刚去看夏加尔的展览I swear, I actually felt light-headed. 我发誓我真的感到头晕I don't really get Chagall. 我不太喜欢夏加尔I mean, who doesn't get Chagall? 有谁不喜欢夏加尔啊Me. One minute he's a modernist. 我啊前一分钟他还是现代派Then it's stained glass. The guy's all over the place. 然后就是彩色玻璃到处都是那家伙If he were alive today, they'd put him on Prozac... 如果他今天还活着他得喝百忧解抗抑郁Hold on. 等下Tell me that wasn't odd. My God! 这还不奇怪啊我的天She was just feeding her child. 她只是在喂孩子Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 不不是的There was definitely something more going on. 肯定还有其他情况- Excuse me. - Like what? -不好意思 -比如Like she was... 比如她是Point! Point your foot! 踮脚尖踮脚尖Like she was being passive-aggressive about it. 好像她就是在消极反抗You didn't get that? 你不觉得吗No. 没有You know, I've seen her at the school before. 知道吗我以前在学校见过她Sitting across the street On one of those benches. 坐在街对面的长椅上After she drops her son off, She just sits there. 她送儿子下车后她就坐在那里With the baby? 带着孩子Well now with the baby. Before when she was pregnant. 现在是带着孩子在她怀孕之前She wouldn't even be reading a book. 她甚至连本书都不看的I feel like telling her, "You live in New York. 我想告诉她你住在纽约It is a crime not to be frantically busy." Who just... 不忙是犯法的谁能就那么Sits around quietly? 呆坐着What an unfathomable state of being. 多么深不可测的状态啊Albeit with... 尽管...spectacular breasts. 胸部可是够大的- You're bad. - Oh, my god. They were beautiful. -你真够坏的 -我天可是真好看啊Up, up, up, up, up. 往上往上Up, up, tall. Get your-- Tall. 往上高点高点Shoulders down. Shoulders down. 肩膀压低肩膀压低Stop smiling. Stop smiling! 别笑别笑了Elena, what's wrong? 埃琳娜怎么了It was hostile. It just was. 这就是敌意就是But I don't blame her. I mean, we were talking about art. 但我不怪她我们当时在谈论艺术We were talking about money. It was, it was pretty vulgar. 我们当时说的都是钱非常俗不可耐And she was just trying to say, "Hey, here I am. 她就好像在表达看到我没"I'm a real, real woman. I'm a real mom. 我是个真正的女人我是个真正的妈妈I'm struggling, and..." 我在挣扎而且I don't know. Sometimes I think we should move out of the city. 说不好有时候我觉得我们应该离开这座城市Said the most New York person I've ever met in my life. 我这辈子见过的最纽约的人如是说No, but don't you worry sometimes 不但你有时不担心that you're raising your son in a bubble? 你把你儿子养在一个泡泡里I thought that was the whole 我以为这就是essence of modern parenting, isn't it? 现代育儿的精髓不是吗Keep them protected from reality for as long as possible 尽可能让他们远离现实so that when they finally emerge, 这样当现实最终浮现时they can't cope and end up self-harming. 他们无法应对最后自残I thought we were doing really well at that. 我觉得我们在这方面做得很好What about Schenectady, huh? 斯克内克塔迪市怎么样- I've heard nice things about Schenectady. - It sounds horrible. -我听说斯克内克塔迪不错 -听起来就可怕Even phonetically. 读着都可怕So, is this a serious conversation? 咱俩这谈话是认真的吗Yeah. 是啊Yep. Manhattan is a lonely place. 是的曼哈顿是一个孤独的地方I mean, when you think about it, 当想起它的时候we don't have a lot of close friends. 我们都没什么亲密的朋友Well, that's only 'cause we hate everyone. 好吧那只是因为我们恨所有人You hate everyone. I don't. 你恨所有人我可不是I wouldn't call us isolated. 我不会说我们是孤立的Our days are stuffed with people and their problems. 我们的生活充满了人和他们的问题I mean, we're right up close with them at their most vulnerable. 我们就在他们最脆弱的地方It's not a conventional social life, 这不是传统的社交生活but in terms of meaningful human interaction, 但就有意义的人际互动而言I would say we did very well. 我想说我们做得很好I don't like you being lonely. 我不喜欢你孤独You lonely in there? 你在里面寂寞吗Would you like some company? 你需要人陪吗Would you like to be washed? 你想洗个澡吗Grace, Dr. Fraser, with his magic hands. 格蕾丝弗雷泽医生用他的魔法之手Shall I get my rubber gloves? 我要拿我的橡胶手套吗- Come on. Come in. - I'm coming, Grace. -来吧进来 -我来了格蕾丝Grace? 格蕾丝Elena. 埃琳娜- We met at the fundraiser committee. - Yes, yes. Of course. -我们在筹款委员会见过面 -是的当然How are you? 你好吗- I'm, I'm well. - Good. -我很好 -那好Thank you so much for making me feel so welcome. 非常感谢你让我感到如此受欢迎The other women... 其他女人嘛I don't know, I felt like an intruder. 我觉得自己像个外人But you made me feel at home. So... 但你让我有宾至如归的感觉所以Thank you. 非常感谢Well, I know that, 我知道Everybody was very happy to have you there. 大家都很高兴有你参加We need all the help we can get. 所有的帮助我们都来者不拒How can I help? 我怎么帮忙呢'Cause nobody actually made me do anything. 因为没人让我做事I suppose... 我想because most of the work was already done, and... 是因为大部分的工作已经完成了And you were occupied with your sweet baby. 你得顾着你可爱的宝宝Yeah. 是啊But I want to be a part of it. 但我想成为其中一份子At school. 在学校I really do. 我真的想I know. 我知道I really do. 我真的想She was just standing there. 她就站在那里Naked. 赤身裸体- Yeah? - I'm all for women being comfortable with their bodies, -是吗 -我完全赞成女人对自己身体感到舒服but it was... 但当时- Weird. - Good weird? -有点奇怪 -正常的那种吗Were you a little bit... 你有没有一点St-- Aroused? 兴奋- No. - Oh, Christ. We're nearly there. -才没有 -天哪我们快到了The sooner we can get out, the better. 我们越快出来越好Look, I've got that early flight to Cleveland. 我得搭去克利夫兰的早班机When do you get back? 你什么时候回来Possibly tomorrow night, if I can get away, 可能明天晚上如果我能脱身but you know, I do hate to forfeit my Hyatt reward points. 但你知道我不想失去凯悦酒店的奖励积分And that's how you get the complimentary breakfast, Grace. 你就是这样得到免费早餐的格蕾丝Okay, here we are. 好了我们到了Slump, dread, sob... 沮丧恐惧哭泣- Despair... - Look at me. -绝望 -看看我I'm very proud of my wife. Come on. 我为我妻子感到骄傲来吧Oh, Christ. They're coming. 天哪他们来了Hold the elevator! 按住电梯Sorry. Sorry! Just-- 不好意思没按住- Couldn't face it. - You're so bad. -无法面对 -你太坏了Profound, and existential dread. 深刻存在的恐惧Profound, and existential dread. 里尔顿学校- May I take your coat? - Thank you. -我可以帮你拿外套吗 -感谢Thank you. 感谢Thanks. Thank you. 谢谢非常感谢- Champagne? - Thank you. -香槟 -感谢Thank God. Thank you. I love you very much. 太好了非常感谢爱死你了I thought there was gonna be some glam. I didn't think this much. 我还以为会多精彩呢没想到是这场面Can we hide? 我们能躲起来吗Let's go and pretend to be interested in those Hockneys, mm?我们去假装对那些霍克尼作品感兴趣吧No, we're stuck here for a bit. 不行我们得在这待会We have to have cocktails with the headmaster first. 我们得先和校长喝鸡尾酒- Come on. - Oh, Christ. -来吧 -天啊- Robert. - Hi. Grace. -罗伯特 -你好格蕾丝Jonathan. 乔纳森Oh, thank you both so much for coming. 感谢两位到场- There you are. - It's a-- -你们在这 -真是一个- Dad? - Hello. -爸 -你好Franklin. 富兰克林Such an honor and a privilege, sir. 真是荣幸先生- You left out "thrill." - Yes, I did. -你忘了说激动 -是的是的- Well, thank you for coming. - I'm not coming. I'm going. -好吧谢谢你来 -我不是来而是要走- Really? Now? - I bid on the silent auction. -现在就走吗 -我在无声拍卖中竞价了I'm apt to win one of Henry Ford's original dipsticks. 我很有可能赢得亨利·迪普姆的原作之一I would like to be long gone before that happens. 我得趁竞标成功之前赶紧走人- Jonathan. - Franklin. -乔纳森 -富兰克林- You're looking well. - I am? -你看着状态不错 -是吗Uh, very surprising. Thank you. 真没想到非常感谢- Dinner Thursday? - Absolutely. -星期四吃晚饭 -当然Hello. 你好Hi, darling. 你好亲爱的- Jonathan. - Franklin. -乔纳森 -富兰克林You're not gonna fucking believe this. 你简直没法相信- What? - They're not even here. -什么 -他们竟然没来- Who? - The Spensers. -谁啊 -斯宾塞夫妇What, you don't think that's rude? 什么你不觉得这样很无礼吗We could take it as rude or it could be, 我们可以视为无礼或者可以视为"While we're gonna be out of town, 我们要出城了happy to let you use our palace." 有幸各位使用我们的宫殿Can't you ever just be not nice? 你就不能别那么善解人意吗Oh, she can, I promise you. 她能我向你保证You hear those fucks didn't show? 你们知道那些混球没来吧It's a fabulous turnout. I was worried that people wouldn't show, 到场率真不错我还担心没人来呢and it seems that absolutely everybody is here, so we can relax. 似乎都到齐了我们可以放松一下了There she is. 她在那Our lactator-in-chief. 我们的首席哺乳师She looks a bit uncomfortable. 她看起来有点不舒服That's the mom I was telling you about. 她就是我跟你说的那个妈妈Oh, that's her? 就是她啊- The nudist? - I want those boobs. -那位裸体主义者 -我想要那对胸You know, we should go talk to her. 我们应该去找她谈谈She must be feeling so awkward. 她一定觉得很尴尬Actually, she seems okay. 其实她看起来还好Mm, maybe better than okay. 可能不止还好呢- Am I missing something? - Look at the men. -我错过什么了吗 -看看那个男的Like Pavlov's dogs. 就像巴甫洛夫的狗Grace, I, I think she might be looking at you. 格蕾丝我想她可能在看着你Really? Is she? 是吗她看我呢- Uh, yeah. I think she is. - Well, here you all are. -是的我想她是的 -你们都来了I think they'd like to get started. It's bidding time. 我想他们应该开始了投标时间到了- Start herding the people. - All right. Here we go. -赶紧组织人 -好吧我们开始吧Come on. 来吧Is that enough? We've put in an appearance. 可以了吗我们都到场了- Can we go? - Would you stop? -能走了吗 -别说了I'll make it up to you later. 我晚点会补偿你的Make it up to me now. Let's find a room. They must have a few. 现在就补偿我吧我们找个房间吧这肯定有- You're so bad. - Come on. In Suki's closet. -你太坏了 -来吧苏姬的衣橱- In Suki's clothes. Both of us. - Stop! -穿苏姬的衣服我们一起 -别说了Make an Englishman happy. Come on. 让英国人高兴来吧- You know what I love about this? - What? -你知道我喜欢这里什么吗 -什么You could never tell they were rich. 你永远看不出他们很有钱It's all so classy and understated. 这一切都是那么优雅和低调Hi. We're ready to start. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 各位我们要开始了非常欢迎I'm Sally Maybury, head of the auction committee, 我是莎莉•梅普里拍卖委员会的负责人for our wonderful Reardon School! 为了我们美好的里尔顿学校We have a positively fabulous afternoon in store for you. 我们为大家准备了美妙的下午Now, some of you might be thinking, 现在你们中的一些人可能会想"Don't I already pay enough in tuition?" 我不是已经交够学费了吗Damn right! 可不是嘛Yes. Of course you do. Yes, I feel the same way. 是的当然交够了我也有同感But, it is our responsibility 但是这是我们的责任to make sure that Reardon can accept 以确保里尔登学校能录取the students it wants to accept, 它想录取的学生and that those students are able to attend, 还有那些可以入校的学生despite their financial circumstances, 不论他们的经济条件如何ensuring that the name Reardon is always synonymous with...确保一提到里尔登这个名字就能想到Diversity! 多样性And of course, we have to make sure that our teachers are so well paid 当然我们必须保证我们老师的薪水that we do not lose them to other schools. 避免被其他学校挖人We love our teachers at Reardon! 我们爱里尔登的老师Just not enough to invite them to the party. 那也没邀请他们参加派对啊Okay, now, Diane Porter is gonna start the party. Let's go! 现在黛安·波特要开始派对了走起Before we turn to our scheduled items for bid... 在我们开始拍卖之前Observe. 请看This may look like an ordinary glass of tap water, 这看起来就是一杯普通的自来水but it is much more than that. 但是没这么简单This is very special water 这杯水很特别that will serve to prime the pipes to your generously deep pockets. 它可以填充你们雄厚的财力What is the value, you may ask, 你们可能很好奇of an ordinary glass of tap water? That depends. 一杯普通的自来水值几个钱那要看情况了What is the value of your children's education? 你们孩子的教育价值是多少The value of his or her teachers? 老师的价值呢The opportunity of the less fortunate 让不幸的人to enjoy the privilege of your offspring. 有机会享受你们后代的特权Who will bid $1,000 for this glass of water? 谁愿意出一千美元买这杯水Who is gonna stand up and clang that bell? 谁愿意敲响这个竞价铃- 1,000! - $1,000! -一千 -一千Thank you. Money for our kids. 非常感谢为我们的孩子投资Elena. Sorry-- 埃琳娜抱歉- I... - Sorry. -我 -抱歉Are you okay? 你没事吧I'm sorry. 对不起'Cause sometimes I just feel... 有时候我觉得overwhelmed. 不知所措And lost. 迷茫I... 我Do you ever feel that? 你有这种感觉吗If you ever want to talk... 如果你想谈谈For free, uh... 免费的I apologize. I didn't mean it to sound like that. 抱歉我不是这个意思But if you do ever wanna talk... 但如果你想谈谈You're so kind. Thank you. 你真好谢谢。
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喂，那是我们店的手推车吧？Hey, is that one of our carts?不，这是我家的。
Oh. No, I it’s my family’s cart.我三岁的时候它就在我家院子里了。
Uh, it’s been our backyard since I was three.得了吧，把它还回来。
Yeah, right, come on, just give it back.我没骗你，好吗，真是我家的I’m not lying, all right ? It’s ours.天气好的时候，我们就把它架在火上当烧烤架。
Uh, when it’s nice out, we put it over a fire and use it as a grill.看到没See? Look.上面还有奶酪呢。
There’s a little cheese left.怎么还有个孩子在里面？Why is there a baby in there?我还没买到专用的婴儿推车。
I don’t have a regular baby pusher thing yet.我们正要去典当行。
S o, we’re headed to the pawnshop right now.先生，这是谁的孩子？Sir…whose baby is that?我的，她叫碧昂丝公主，但我打算改个名字。
Mine. Uh, her name is Princess Beyonce, but I’m thinking of changing that.看，我还没来得及买奶瓶。
See, I don’t have a bottle yet.我几个小时前才有了她。
I just got her a few hours ago.塞布丽娜！Sabrina!你死哪儿去了？What the dog doo?休息够了，快进来！Break’s over! I need you!有人又把货架上所有的汤罐都放反了。
Somebody took all the soup cans off the shelf and put’em back upside down again!谁能干出这种事啊？Who would put all the soup cans upside down?我。
Oh, me.-为啥啊？-不知道，我在杂货店工作。
-Why? - I don’t know, I work at a grocerytory--一时无聊。
I get bored.塞布丽娜！Sabrina!好吧，你…Okay, just…你保证这真是你的孩子吗？Promise me that that’s your baby.我保证Oh, I promise.淡定，奶奶Just calm down. Maw Maw.没你想得那么糟。
It’s not as bad as you think.咋回事Wha t’s going on?她清醒了。
She’s lucid.整整五分钟了。
It’s been almost five minutes.妈呀，真长Whoa, that is long one.所以，你是想说我让你们所有人在我家白吃白住？So, you’re telling me that I just left all you live in my house free?难以置信。
Unbelievable.吉米的电话。
It’s Jimmy.喂。
Hello.你他妈又是谁？Who the hell are you?我是迈克·吉米的表兄。
I’m Mike, Jimmy’s cousin.因为某次离婚，咱俩就扯上亲戚关系了。
You and I are related by divorce or something.我住在你洗衣房的帐篷里。
I live in a tent in your laundry room.不，你别想继续住了No, not anymore you don’t.你们都给我收拾行李，卷铺盖走人，找别的奶嘴去吸吧。
You guys, pack up all your gypsy circus and find another teat to suck on. 你开什么玩笑？You’re kidding me.他在典当行把购物车弄丢了。
The shopping cart got stolen when he was in the pawn shop.不是吧。
Oh, man!我还打算这周烤汉堡的。
I was gonna grill burgers this weekend.这孩子把家里搞得一团糟.This baby’s messing up everything.我现在走不开。
Well, I can’t just leave.我们这儿也有麻烦。
We’ve got a situation here.你曾奶奶的Your great-grandmother’s…是威尔弗雷德打来的吗?Is that Wilfred?让他回家的时候去一趟肉店，格林斯汀一家晚上要来吃饭，冰柜里只有猪排了。
Tell him to stop by the butcher shop on the way home, because the Greensteens are coming over for dinner tonight and all I’ve got in the ice box is pork chops.没事了，麻烦解决了。
Never mind. We’re good.我就知道我早晚会被连累。
I knew I was gonna get snookered into this.我没空带孩子，吉米。
I do not have time for a baby in my life, Jimmy.只此一次，下不为例。
It’s one time. I won’t bother you again.现在我买了婴儿椅，带她坐车安全多了。
Now that I have the car seat, it’s safe to have her in my van.你的货车没有后座。
Your van doesn’t have a back seat.你把婴儿椅系在哪啊？Where are you gonna strap it in?系在哪是啥意思？What do you mean, strap it in?她没事，她没事。
She’s fine.She’s fine.完全没事。
She’s totally fine.真不敢相信你居然没把椅子系上。
Can’t believe you didn’t strap it in.我以为只要把孩子系在椅子上，没想到把椅子系到车上。
I just thought you had to strap the baby to the seat, not the seat to the car.我不知道这椅子怎么用。
Look, I don’t know how this stuff works.重力作用总该知道吧。
You know how gravity works, don’t you ?别自作聪明。
Don’t try and act so smart.你知道要把椅子系在车上，只是因为你带过孩子。
The only reason you knew to strap it in is’ cause you already had a baby.才不是。
That’s not true.你小的时候，我们还没有这种安全设施。
We didn’t have those kind of safety things,when you were a baby.骗谁啊你。
What are you talking about?这种座椅二十年前就发明出来了。
They had car seats 20 years ago.我没说，没发明出来。
I didn’t say, they didn’t have them.我是说，我们没用过。
I said, we didn’t have them.二十年前Twenty years ago维吉尼亚，松鼠Mm. Virginia, squirrel.吉米，小心别掉进洞里。
Jimmy, be careful you don’t fall in the hole.我真不敢相信我居然还活着。
I can’t believe I’m still alive.你活着，你要是想要这孩子也活着，就得听我的，把他送去消防局。
Well, you are. If you want that baby to stay alive, you’ll listen to me and take it to the fire station.我不会丢下我的孩子。
I’m not safe dropping my baby.你根本不知道自己在做什么。
You don’t know what you’re doing.我在学，而且我学的越多，越认识到你以前的错误，还有I’m learning, and the more I read, the more I realize all the stuff you did wrong.E.I.你不能在婴儿面前抽烟。
You’re not supposed to smoke in front of babies.只有怀孕的时候才不能，蠢货。
That’s only when you’re pregnant, stupid.反正我不信这套。
Anyway, I don’t believe that.我在你面前抽烟，你还不是好好的。
I smoked with you, and you’re fine.好，我有17年的哮喘病。
Fine? I had asthma the first 17 years of my life.有7颗恒牙到现在都没长出来I’ve got seven permanent teeth that still haven’t come in.还对水果过敏。
And I’m allergic to fruit.水果。
Fruit.走你的呗，我们散步回家。
Fine. We’ll walk home.书上说新鲜空气对婴儿有益。
Book said fresh air is great for her.是你啊。
Oh, hey, it’s you.怪人。
Weird guy.安全椅不错。
Nice car seat.谢谢。
Oh, yeah, thanks.这是二手的。