谁跟我聊聊,这拧巴的人生？——你最爱的青年导师在网上
《Without Me》Eminem版歌词带翻译完整版
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outsideTwo trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outsideGuess who's backBack againShady's backTell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's backguess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back,I've created a monster,cause nobody wants to see Marshall no moreThey want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)Well if you want Shady,this is what I'll give yaA little bit of **** mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operatingWhen I'm rockin the tablewhile he's operatin (hey!!)You waited this long, now stop debatingCause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheneybut your hu**and's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me beor let me be me, so let me seeThey try to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty, without meSo, come on and dip, bum on your lips**** that, cum on your lips,and some on your t**sAnd get ready,cause this s*it's about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits,**** YOU DEBBIE!Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meLittle Hellions, kids feelin rebelliousEmbarrassed their parentsstill listen to ElvisThey start feelin like prisoners helpless'til someone comes along on a missionand yells *****!!!A visionary, vision of scaryCould start a revolution,pollutin the airwavesA rebel, so just let me revel and baskin the fact that I got everyone kissin my assAnd it's a disaster, such a castastrophefor you to see so damn much of my ass;you asked for me?Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naFix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna enter in, in the front of your skinlike a splinterThe center of attention, back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Investing in your kid's ears and nestingFeel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is freeA nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meA-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this s*it, that s*itChris Kirkpatrick,you can get your ass kickedworse than them little Limp Bizket bastards You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag,blow meYou don't know me, you're too old, let goIt's over, nobody listen to technoNow let's go, just gimme the signalI'll be therewith a whole list full of new insultsI been ****, suspenseful with a pencilever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the s*it just seemseverybody only wants to discuss meSo this must mean I'm dis-gus-tingBut it's just me, I'm just obsceneNo I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presleyto do black music so selfishlyand used it to get myself wealthy(Hey!!) There's a concept that worksTwenty million other white rappers emergeBut no matter how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty, without meNow this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meI said this looks like a job for meSo everybody, just follow meCause we need a little, controversyCause it feels so empty, without meEminem sings this twice:EMx2Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laChem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laKids!两个住在拖车里的穷女人在外面瞎逛(此段是对早期白人饶舌歌手Malcolm McLaren的Buffalo Gals的引用)各种鬼混两个住在拖车里的穷女人在外面瞎逛各种鬼混猜猜谁回归了?是谁再一次回来了?Shady]回来辣!快奔走相告吧!猜猜谁回来了?猜猜谁回来了?猜猜谁回来了?猜猜谁回来了?我曾制造了一个怪物(指Slim Shady这种人格)因为没人想看真的Marshall他们只想要Shady,我本人也太five了(chopped liver在俚语中是useless的意思)好吧如果你们真的想要Shady那哥就闪亮登场辣！抽点**在来点儿小酒（阿姆曾透露他的Shady人格仅仅是他喝高**了之后的个性）再来点儿伏特加让哥心跳加速到比被电疗了还快但是哥休克了在医院被电疗的时候哥可一点不配合大夫电我的时候我在手术桌上一顿摇奥距上张专辑两年了,久等了8？都别咋呼我不发专是因为我不行了哥回归又上了报纸了并且正排卵呢!(有种说法是:rag在俚语中指报纸，on the rag双关了大姨妈，所以排卵(然而排卵期并不是大姨妈那几天))我知道反对暴力黄色歌曲是你的工作Ms Cheney(当时美国副总统的妻子)但是你还是快去管管你老公的心脏病去8美国通信委员不让电台播我的歌(这里有个有趣的小故事)或者不让我做我自己，行那你等着奥(fcc让很多饶舌歌手自己哔掉将要在电视上播放的歌曲的敏感词)他们还想在MTV封杀我(但是阿姆不干啊,他认为这是fcc的活,这样fcc难免有疏漏,所以有时候会听到阿姆在电视上骂人)但是没了我该多无聊啊(fcc不太喜欢这种事,而且因此被罚款了,所以他们就想在电视上禁播阿姆的歌)行8来点能过审核的歌词吧,屁股放你嘴上你来舔一哈去NM的FCC的规矩，还是来点劲爆的词发射在你嘴唇上，有一些都流到了你的neinei上了都给我准备好了接下来只会越来越劲爆我刚打完我所有的官司吔屎啦DEBBIE(阿姆的妈妈，这首歌录制之前她起诉阿姆诽谤要求赔偿一千万，最终赔偿一千六)看来引起躁动这活是非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了我说引起躁动这活非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了小坏蛋们，叛逆的孩子们他们都因为父母还在听猫王而感到丢脸（猫王曾经也是反叛的代表）他们感觉被囚禁在老掉牙的世界里直到有个人肩负着引起躁动的使命大喊了一声:碧池！！！！！！！！我对自己做了个规划，前景真是太吓银了用我的歌没准都能引起一场geming更别提污染电视广播这种小事了哥是个反叛的人，让我自恋一哈因为大家都在亲我屁屁(指讨好阿姆)这真是太可怕了，简直就是个大灾难奥!我能给你老多屁屁让你亲到痛快还想接着要马？好吧哥回来了(这段阿姆唱的是蝙蝠侠电视节目的主题曲，MV中阿姆扮演罗宾，Dre扮演蝙蝠侠)修好你家弯曲的天线，调好频道哥马上就闪亮登场了哥就像扎你皮肤上的刺一样哥就是人们关注的焦点,冬天里的太阳我太有意思了，我就是发明摔跤以后最牛p的东西钻进你家孩子的耳朵并且扎下了根当有人提到哥的时候哥都能感到你们在紧张哥要给你很多建议,而且不收费（two cents指意见）谁说哥是个令人讨厌的混蛋？是你？看来引起躁动这活是非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了我说引起躁动这活是非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了你们批评哥的话就像儿歌一样谁说哥坏话哥就要和他干到底Chris Kirkpatrick（N Sync中唯一一个被阿姆嘲讽后回击的成员）劳资把你腚给你踢烂喽你的下场绝对Bizket还要惨（阿姆有一首diss他的歌叫Girls）你这个36岁光头老猥琐男过来给我咬吧你根本不懂我，上岁数的人你都过气儿了你早就完辣，没人听你那老掉牙的电子舞曲出发吧，只要你给我打个信号我就会出现带着一串热乎的Diss送你哥一直以来都这么帅，拿笔写下悬疑的歌词自从音乐家普林斯改名成一个符号那年(1993应该是阿姆开始写歌那年)就这样了但是为啥有时候这事儿看起来不太对呢阿猫阿狗都想要讨论哥所以这一定意味着哥一定很招人烦但哥就是这个德行,我只不过就是下流点嘛哥不是第一个话题之王再他们嘴里我是猫王之后最烂的玩意自私的做着黑人音乐(猫王也曾被指责歌曲中偷窃了黑人元素)然后用我的歌让哥发了大财这招好像还挺有用的(指白人做黑人音乐)我火了之后一下冒出来两千万个白人rapper 但是不管海里有多少鱼如果没了哥，那就太空虚了看来引起躁动这活是非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了我说看来引起躁动这活是非我莫属大家伙都跟紧了这世界太需要我来引起争议如果没了哥，那就太空虚了嘿啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦嘿啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦你们全是弟弟！。
大学生活英语演讲稿（精选18篇）
大学生活英语演讲稿（精选18篇）大学生活英语篇1campus lifeHello everyone.Today I'm glad to be here to give a speech about my fresh experience in China Agriculture University.First I must say the campus life is really different from what I have experienced in high school.For instance,I used to lean upon my dormitory teacher to wake me up on time.But now I have to set several alarm clocks to make myself could hear them in the morning.otherwise，I would miss my class.And then even worse there would be nobody remind me except my teacher!So the differences are everywhere and I could easily find them.The change of life is great and it's wonderful:I have more time of my own and the rights to decide how I live.My campus activities are rich and colorful.Learning English has become a habit to me cause I plan to study abroad in next few years.Playing Guzheng is my favorite activity.I have kept on practising it since I was a little girl and I wish to win more competitions in my campus life.Our university has the first level equipments and the most experienced teachers,also has the best students(laugh).I consider it to be a honor that I've got a chance to study here and I sincerely hope that we could live wonderful lives in our campus!大学生活英语演讲稿篇2Time flies!Our freshmen have spent two months in our beautiful campus of university. Every new beginning is a new can't expect anything to be the same as our erent envirenment is a new are always curious with the things gh we come fromdifferent placeswe have our own dream our own ambition our own the mankind is sometimes so fragile that it can't withstand outside lure.Many students are the first time to be so far away form come to a foreign city a foreign campus facing so many foreign but friendly ty of activities bring us fresh air and pleasant busy with study and work enriches our lifehelping preventing our homesick.Life in campus is different with that in elementary school and middle have much spare time dominated by our campus is just like another le from all corners of our country come together to form a big e are tears as well as have troubles but we are also learning to conquer become more and more brave and more and more are no longer the little baby that will never grow up in our parents are growing up day by day.I love the life in our university. We have a new starting pointa new origin and a period of a brand new freshmen life is se wait and see our brilliant achievement!光阴似箭，岁月如梭，转眼间大一新生在x大学这座美丽的校园里度过了两个多月。
人生规划心得体会范文(精选)
人生规划心得体会范文（精选）一年前，我校（江苏省横林高级中学）在“人文至善，和谐发展”办学理念指导下，开展了中学生人生规划教育，在促进学生自主发展的过程中关注学生人生理想的确立与实现。
经过一年多的实践，现在就高中生人生规划教育谈一点我自己的心得体会。
曾看到一篇文章，说人生的幸福在于人生的规划，而高中生的人生规划对于一个人的未来有着积极的作用。
高中是一个人成人的关键时期。
在这关键的三年里，我们的学生应该努力把握自我，从思考中确立自我，在挑战中超越自我，明确奋斗方向，奠定事业基础。
古人云：“凡事预则立，不预则废。
”在中学阶段就树立明确的人生目标，可以有效地调动学生的学习积极性，激发其学习潜能，从而使每个学生的发展都能适应社会发展与个人成长的需要。
有人说：“垃圾是放错了地方的宝贝。
”每个人都有自己天生的优势和局限。
成功的人生规划，就在于扬长避短最大限度地发挥自己的优势。
爱因斯坦在念小学和中学时，功课平常。
教他希腊文和拉丁文的老师对他很厌恶，曾经公开骂他长大后肯定不成器，甚至曾想把他赶出校门。
但他对数学、几何和物理方面有着浓厚的兴趣，凭借他在这些方面的优势，最终成为伟大的物理学家。
比尔盖茨尚未读完大学就被迫退学，但他凭自己在计算机上的优势和天分成为世界首富。
还有许多在校成绩平平的同学，走向社会后却取得了惊人的成绩，这都是因为他们找到并最大限度地发挥了自己的优势。
历史和现实中的例子告诉我们：只有善于经营自己长处的人，才能使自己的人生价值增值。
在高中阶段，如果能够正确看待自己，知道自己的优势与劣势，我想我们的学生在步入社会后会有一番作为的。
人的一生，面临着很多选择，规划自己人生的过程也是一个做出选择的过程。
选择的对错对于一个人来说是很重要的，而一旦做出了路线选择，重要的还在于坚持到底。
很多时候，我们发现做规划容易些，但实施起来会有一定的难度，有时甚至感到迷茫。
这个时候。
就需要我们学会坚持。
当坚持达到一定的程度，成功就会悄悄来临。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
Rachel. We're running low on resumes. 瑞秋履历表快用完了You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 你真想到《大众机械》杂志社上班吗Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, 如果你想要从事机械行业those are the ones to work for. 那你就算找对地方了Guys, I'm going for anything here. 各位我什么都得试试I can't be a waitress anymore. 我不能再当服务生了I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 我已厌倦顾客不把我当人使唤Rach, did you proofread these? 瑞秋这些你校对过吗Yeah. Why? 对有问题吗Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed 没事他们对你高超的with your excellent "compuper" skills. "电恼"技术定会印象深刻的Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them? 糟了每一份上面都这样吗No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. 没事我肯定富士施乐打印机改掉一些了- Hey, guys. - Hey. -嗨小伙子们 -嗨Hi, ladies. 嗨姑娘们Can I get you anything? 需要什么吗Did you bring the mail? 信件带来了没- Lots of responses. - Really? -很多回复 -真的吗Sure, we have scones left! 我们这儿当然还有烤饼Read them to me. 快念给我听"Dear Miss Greene: "亲爱的格林小姐Thank you for your inquiry. "However" 感谢您的申请然而..."- We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." -我们有苹果肉桂 -"亲爱的格林小姐" Yeah, yeah! No. 好好不行- What? - Your Visa bill is huge! -怎么了 -你的信用卡账单不少呀Give me that. 给我I can't believe you. Linda's so great. 我真不敢相信琳达那么好Why won't you go out with her? 你为何不再和她约会- I don't know. - ls this still about her... -我也不知道 -还是因为她说了- I don't know. - ls this still about her... 60年代美国动画片故事以原始人为背景... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?《摩登原始人》里的情节真有可能发生It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... 不仅仅是那样我要一个能让我有感觉...who gets my heart pounding. 能让我心跳加速Who makes me.... 能给我...Little playthings with yarn? 做小毛绒玩具吗What? 什么Could you want her more? 你是有多喜欢她Who? 谁Who? 美国七十年代情景喜剧Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. 阿蒂《发生何事》中那个犀利的妹妹Look, I'm totally over her. 我早就不喜欢她了- Hi! - Coffee? -嗨 -要咖啡吗- No, we're fine. - Okay. -不用加 -好的- Shut up! - We're not saying anything. -闭嘴 -我们什么都没说- What? - Joey cried last night. -怎么了 -昨晚乔伊哭了- Thank you. - We were playing poker -谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点You should have seen him. 可惜你没看到"Read them and weep!" 他说"准备痛哭流涕吧"And then he did. 结果哭的是他Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌Yeah, what is that? 对啊为什么Like some kind of sexist guy thing? 这是性别歧视的问题吗It's poker, so only guys can play? 这是扑克只有男人才能玩No. Women can play. 不啊女生也欢迎加人Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know 那么为什么...这到底是为什么All right, what is it? 快说到底为什么There are just no women in our game. 只是刚好女生没加入罢了We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. 对我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生That is such a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. 这个借口真烂男生都是这种反应Do you know how to play? 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌No. 不会- But you could teach us. - No. -但你们可以教我们 -不要Okay, so now we draw cards. 现在开始抽牌So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. 我不需要对吧因为我一把顺- Oh, good for you! - Congratulations! -你太棒了 -恭喜了- Pheebs, how many do you want? - I just need two. -菲比你要几张 -我需要两张The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. 黑桃十和梅花六Pheebs. No, you can't 菲比不你不能这么要Wait! I have the 10 of spades! Here. 等等我有你要的黑桃十给Thanks! 谢谢!No, you can't do that. 不你不能那样It's ok. Don't need them. I'm going for fours. 没关系我不需要我要四张同点Oh, you're. 哦是吗Here we go. 开始吧We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites. 我们有炸鲑鱼圈配蔬菜沙拉Monica. What are you doing? 莫妮卡你在干什么This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. 这是打扑克食物名称不能超过两个字It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz. 得是薯片沙司百奇之类的OK, so at this point, the dealer... 现在发牌的人...We got it. Let's play for real. 我们会了开始玩真的吧High stakes. Big bucks! 高赌资大笔钱You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 你当真菲比刚丢出一双十一点because they didn't look happy. 就因为他们好像不开心But I'm ready. So just deal. 但我准备好了发牌吧Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.... 各位最后通知乔伊Three. 三点Eight. 八点Eight. Three. All right, very good. 八点三点好的不错Damn it, damn it, damn it! 该死该死该死- I see, so you were lying. - About what? -我明白了你们在骗人 -骗什么- About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing. -骗你们牌有多好 -那是唬人And what is bluffing? 什么是唬Is it not another word for lying? 不就是骗的同义字吗Sorry to break up this party, 抱歉我不能再玩了but I've got to go fax resumes before work. 我得在明天工作前打好履历表but I've got to go fax resumes before work. settle也有定居之意- We've got to settle. - Settle what? -瑞秋我们得算帐 -什么定居The Jamestown colony of Virginia. 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯敦殖民地See, King George is giving us the land.... 乔治三世把它给了我们美国所以...-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. - Right. -是扑克瑞秋你欠我们钱 -对哦You know what, you guys? It's their first time, 这样吧兄弟们这是她们第一次打扑克why don't we just forget about the money, alright? 别和她们计较钱了Hell, no. We'll pay! 那怎么行我们会付钱的Monica, I had another answer all ready. 莫妮卡我本来准备好另一个回复了And you know what? We want a rematch. 你们知道吗我们要重来一盘Well that's fine with me. Could use the money. 我无所谓钱多不嫌烧手So basically, you get your ya-yas 这么说你们的组合家具基本上by taking money from your friends. 都是用朋友的钱买来的Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA. 没错而且我是在"宜家"家具商场买的You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less. 得自己动手装但便宜一点Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win. 瑞秋这是扑克牌玩就是要赢For me to win, others have to lose. 如果我想赢就得有人输If you're gonna play pocker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy. 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我做个好人Because once those cards are dealt.... 因为牌一发出Yeah? 然后呢I'm not a nice guy. 我就不是个好人All right, boys, let's eat. 各位吃吧Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? 这是从"我爱瑞秋披萨屋"买的吗You still on that? 还没笑够啊Come on. What was with that Black Bart speech? 得了吧不然你为何学黑道电影讲话"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." "玩起牌来我就不是个好人"You're way off. 你扯太远了No, I don't think so, because I think you love her! 我可不这么认为因为我觉得你爱她No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. 不或许我曾对她有爱意Not anymore. 但我已心灰意冷I just 我只是Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? 马塞尔你拿那张光盘要干嘛You are not putting that on again. Marcel! 不能再放上去马塞尔If you press that button,you are in very, very big trouble. 如果你按那个按钮你可有大麻烦了You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 你能相信罗斯刚刚那么混蛋吗- Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive. -我懂 -他的好胜心最强了What? 什么"Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" "你好水壶我是莫妮卡你好黑啊""Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" 罐子笑壶黑谚语指五十步笑百步Please! 拜托I'm not as bad as Ross. 我没像罗斯那么过分I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 我抗议 "画图猜字"那次呢That wasn't an incident. 我不是故意的I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. 我在做手势时盘子不慎从手里滑落了- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? -我有面试机会了 -不是吧在哪- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? 顶级百货公司Saks Fifth Avenue. 萨克斯第五大道精品店Oh, Rachel! 哦瑞秋It's like the mother ship is calling you home. 这就像是母舰在呼唤你归队- What's the job? - Assistant buyer. -是什么工作 -采购助理I would be shopping! 我要靠购物...For a living! 来谋生了That's Aunt Iris. This woman's been playing poker since she was 5. 艾莉丝姑姑来了她从五岁便开始玩牌You've got to listen to every word she says. 她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心ls Tony Randall dead? 托尼·兰德尔死了吗ls Tony Randall dead? 著名演员- What? I don't think so. - He may be now. -什么没有吧 -现在说不定- Because I think I hit him with my car. - My God, really? -因为我好像开车撞到他了 -真的吗No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one. 不唬你们的这是第一课Let me tell you something. 我告诉你们Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! 打扑克时听到的每个字都是狗屁- Nice earrings. - Thank you. -耳环挺好看 -谢...Girls, sit down. 坐吧姑娘们Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. 艾莉丝姑姑这是菲比这是瑞秋Listen, I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? 听着我停车要收费的快点开始吧Ross, could we please listen to anything else? 罗斯求你了我们能听点别的吗All right. 好吧I'm gonna pay for that tonight. 晚上我要遭报应了Hi. Guys, guess what? 伙计们猜猜看怎么了The fifth dentist caved, 第五位牙医妥协了The fifth dentist caved, 该品牌广告中称五个牙医有四个推荐它and now they're all recommending Trident? 他们现在都推销"三叉戟"牌口香糖了吗No, the interview! 不是面试She loved me! She absolutely loved me. 她喜欢我她绝对非常喜欢我We talked like two and a half hours. 我们谈了能有两个半小时We've the same taste in clothes. 我们对服饰的品味一致And I went to camp with her cousin. 我还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营The job is perfect! I can do this. 这工作太完美了我可以胜任That's great! That's wonderful. 太好了太棒了Then she told the funniest story... 然后她给我讲了个超好笑的故事Great, you will tell us and we'll laugh. 很好行了假设你讲完了我们笑完了Let's play poker! 玩牌吧Listen you guys, we talked about it 各位听好我们谈过此事and if you don't wanna play, we completely understand 如果你们不想玩我们完全了解Yes, we can play some other game. 对我们可以玩别的游戏Like, I don't know. Pictionary? 比如说看图猜字Very funny. 真好笑But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 但我们想再试一次打扑克对吧姑娘们Yes, I think we should. 没错我想是的Rach. Do you want me to shuffle those? 瑞秋需要我来洗牌吗No. That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go. 不用了没事我想自己试试So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. 这样菲比欠7块5 莫妮卡欠10块And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones! 瑞秋你欠15块Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. 谢谢教我们"美女斜眼暗示法"You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game. 兄弟们我们平时玩牌的时候也该试试All right, here's my $7.50. 给这是我的7块5But I think you should know that this money is cursed. 不过我告诉你们这钱已受到诅咒- What? - I cursed it! -什么 -我对它下了咒Now bad things will happen to the spender. 花这些钱的人会倒大霉That's alright, I'll take it. 无所谓我接受Bad things happen to me anyway. 我反正够倒霉的了This way, I can split them up with a movie. 这样的话我还可以看场电影分散分散So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.现在只差格林牌扑克机欠了15块没给了It's so typical. 男生都这副德行"I'm a man! I have a penis! "我是男人我有小鸡鸡""I have to win money to exert my power over women!" "我得靠赢钱才能征服女人"You know. This isn't over. 知道吗这事没完We'll play you again. 我们还要跟你们再战And we'll win, and you'll lose. 我们大获全胜你们一败涂地And you'll beg, and we'll laugh. 你们跪地求饶我们仰天大笑And we'll take every last dime you have. 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱And you'll hate yourselves forever! 你们会永远恨死自己Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. 你这有点给我拆台啊莫妮卡So, you gals wanna give us your money now? 姑娘们你们想现在就把钱给我们吗That way, we don't have to go through 这样我们就不必浪费时间the formality of actually playing. 装模作样地玩一场了No, that's fine. 不就这样We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. 我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? 聊完了没可以开始玩真的了吗You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 你们看独眼杰克一直看着我Right. Serious poker. 好玩真的- Excuse me. Where are you going? - To the bathroom. -等下你要上哪儿去 -卫生间Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? 你想上厕所还是玩牌Go to the bathroom. 我想上厕所- Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - No! -好吧我去订披萨 -不行I'm waiting to hear from that job. 我还在等面试回信The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. 他们的店9点关门那时候再吃吧That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. 行那我就含块薄荷糖提神All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. 来吧辛辛那提玩法下注吧Yes! 太好了Or no. 或者不太好All right! Your money's mine, Greene. 你的钱是我的了格林Your fly's open, Geller. 你的裤门没拉盖勒You guys know what I just realized? 你们知道我刚发现什么吗Joker is poker with a "J"! "杰克"就是把"扑克"中的"扑"换掉Coincidence? 是巧合吗That's jo-incidence with a "C"! 这么说"巧合"就是"茄盒"变过来的啊- Phoebe? - Yeah, I'm out. -菲比 -我不跟了- I'm in. - Me too. -我跟 -我也跟Me too. What do you got? 我也跟你拿什么牌Me too. What do you got? flush有"同花"的意思You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. 你最好赶紧洗完澡因为我要冲马桶了Well, well, well! 行了行了行了Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! 滚回来吧小子因为我拿了四张六I got four sixes! I won! 我有四张六我赢了I actually won! Oh, my God! 我真的赢了天哪You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. 你们知道吗我要把小罗斯堆起来I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. 我想这是罗斯的那个也是罗斯的Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it, 你的钱都归了我再也别想见到它and your fly's still open, 你的裤门还没拉I made you look. 我骗到你低头看- I'm in. - I couldn't be in-er. -我跟 -我肯定跟Monica, in or out? 莫妮卡跟还是不跟I hate this game! 我讨厌玩牌Joey, your bet. 乔伊你呢I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... 我输得像是个廉价妓女还被一个by a fat guy with sores on his face. 满脸伤痕的胖子对着肚子踹了一脚I'm out. 我不跟- Ross? - I'm very in. -罗斯 -我确定跟- Chandler? - Couldn't be more out. -钱德勒 -绝对不跟Me too. Rachel? 我也一样瑞秋I will see you and I'll raise you. 我不但跟而且还要加注What do you say, wanna waste another buck? 如何还想再浪费钱吗No, not this time. So, what did you have 这回肯定不会来吧给我看牌- I'm not telling. - Show them. -我不会说的 -给我看- No. - Show them! -不 -给我看- Get your hands out of there! - I've had dates like this. -把你的手拿开 -我约会时常常这样Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? 天啊你真是输不起的家伙Your whole face is getting red. 你的脸涨得好红Veins popping out of your temple! 太阳穴青筋毕露Plus, that shirt doesn't really match those pants. 而且这件上衣跟裤子一点不搭- First of all. I'm not losing. - You're definitely losing. -首先我不会输的 -你输定了Hello. Rachel Greene. 你好瑞秋·格林Excuse me. It's about the job! 不好意思这是有关工作的电话Barbara, hi! How are you? 芭芭拉你好吗No, I understand. 不我理解Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. 不我没事快别这么说But if anything else opens up, please 但如果还有其他职位缺人请Hello? 喂Sorry, Rach. 我很遗憾,瑞秋There's gonna be lots of other stuff. 工作机会肯定有的是Okay. 好的Where were we? 玩到哪儿了Five-card draw. 五张牌抽法Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. 11点算大大家下注- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. - Yes, we do. -瑞秋别再玩了 -要玩下注- All right. Check. - Check. -好吧不跟 -不跟- I'm in for 50 cents. - Call. -我跟5毛钱 -跟I'm in. 我跟I see your 50 cents... 我跟你5毛...and I raise you $5. 而且我要加5块钱I thought it was a 50-cent limit. 我以为5毛是上限I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. 我刚失去工作机会所以想加5块Does anyone have a problem with that? 各位有问题吗- Not at all. - No. We're out. -当然没有 -没有我们收牌Loser? 废柴- No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold? -我收牌了 -你收牌是什么意思I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." 你不是说"一旦发牌我就不是好人"吗Were you just full of it? 还是只是信口胡说I'm in. 我跟- How many do you want? - One. -要几张牌 -一张Dealer takes two. 庄家两张- What do you bet? - I bet $2. -下多少 -我下2块Okay. I see your $2... 我跟你2块...and I raise you... 再加你... 20. 20块I see your $20... 我跟你20块... raise you $25. 再加到25块I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse. 跟你25块莫妮卡拿我的钱包来Rachel, there's nothing in it. 瑞秋里面没钱Okay, then get me your purse. 那就拿你的钱包来- Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. -给你祝你好运 -谢谢I saw your $25 and I raise you... 跟你25块再加...seven. ...7块teen! 是17块!Joey, I'm a little shy. 乔伊我有点囊中羞涩That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. 没关系罗斯有什么问题可以问我- What do you need? - 15. -要多少 -15块- Here's 10. - I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块- Thank you. - Good luck. -谢谢 -祝你好运I am calling your 17. 再加十七块What do you got? 你拿什么牌Full house. 三张同点加一对You got me. 败给你了- That's tough to beat. - I thought we had it! -那确实很难赢 -我以为我们会赢When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. 没有好牌就是没有好牌But look how happy she is. 瞧她多开心- Airmail. - Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! -航空邮件 -飞机机场《75空难》Airport '77! Airport '79! 《77空难》《79空难》Time's up! 时间到Time's up! 电影名Bye Bye Birdie! "再见了小鸟"That's a bird? 那是小鸟That's a bird! 那就是小鸟Okay, it's my turn. 该我了Go! 开始Bean! Bean! 豆子豆子Bean! Bean! 英文名与"非常像豆子"谐音The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 生命中不能承受之轻That you get? 答对了That you get?! 这样就能猜中第一季第十八集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
2024年人生规划心得体会(通用6篇)
2024年人生规划心得体会（通用6篇）人生规划心得体会1听了一节生涯规划指导课，让我收获了许多道理，面对新高考，我们是第一批面对这个挑战的勇士。
对于新高考，我们有各种各样的选择，如何作出最适合自己的选择，规划自己的人生，是我们高中这三年的主要目的。
高中三年，我们不不应该虚度光阴，我们要为未来的人生作出规划，踏出重要的一步。
看了"苍蝇的一分钟"我感到了人生的忙碌，以及不应照着别人的愿望来完成人生。
看了"90秒的人生"我感受到了人生的短暂，我们应在短短的一生中对社会、国家做出贡献，不虚度年华，不碌碌无为。
无论生活中有多少困难与挫折，我们都应该乐观，坚强地生活下去。
总而言之，我们要在高中的三年里完成对人生的规划，以及对未来想做的.工作进行思考，到达适不适合自己，不应在以后才对高中的放松而后悔，只有规划了的人生才是完美的人生，才算是对自己负责、对家人负责，才能走向成功的道路。
人生规划心得体会2上完这节生涯指导课，我明白了人生是需要规划的，面对人生中不同的事件，不同的关口，我们要提前进行预测并作出正确的选择。
要珍惜自己的青春和时间，充分的运用自己的空闲时间，但也要学会劳逸结合。
不能放松，不要轻易让时间从手中流逝，也不要让压力压得踹不过气，从而精神压力过大。
面对困难时，我们要迎难而上，面对挫折时，我们不轻言放弃。
做出了规划后，一定要付之行动。
俗话说：学而不思则罔，思而不学则殆。
只有行动才能把规划变成现实，才能实现目标。
人生规划心得体会3初中毕业，成了一名高中生。
高中三年，你是如何规划自己的高中生活？当你玩游戏，睡觉的时候，你有想过别人正对着一份试卷奋笔疾书，埋头苦干。
看了《苍蝇的一分钟》，感觉苍蝇的目标很盲目，但却很努力，所以它实现了别的苍蝇的目标，所以首先要树立自己的目标，并为之奋斗，坚持不放松，其次要把握时间，不然时间会如同细沙，从指间点点流失，且不留一点痕迹。
重要的是要看清自己的兴趣，不要盲目选择，最后迫不得已的重新开始。
《一句顶一万句》优秀读后感
《一句顶一万句》优秀读后感一、“不是…不是…而是…”中的绕“全不知她不是上了吴摩西的当，是上了县长老史的当；不是上了县长老史的当，而是上了省长老费的当；也不是上了省长老费的当，是上了总理衙门的当。
不管是上了谁的当，吴摩西成了吴摩西。
”文章有很多这样的句型、段落，初读时一段话要看半天才能理顺，给人感觉就像在凑字数，不过好在多了些趣味性，像极了现实吵架中的理；再读时有点窥见其中的高明，通过否定后又确认原因的方式，反映人物经历或心理活动，这样一来，人物之间那复杂又纠结的关系，读者也能知道的一清二楚。
十六岁的杨百顺要出杨家庄，出杨家庄是因为自己恨老杨，恨老杨是因为老杨把上学的机会给了杨百顺的弟弟，让自己磨豆腐。
可磨豆腐也没那么恨，更恨的是老杨听了老马的话算计自己。
可老马并不是故意要算计自己，老马是嫌老杨烦，随口说了个馊主意。
可老马烦老杨并不是因为这个人烦，而是老杨总想着听老马的主意，老马觉得老杨占了他便宜。
于是当杨百顺情绪爆发要去杀人时，居然不知道该去杀谁，好像自己跟这庄上的人其实都有仇，这才一怒而走。
文中的一句话不是一句话，一句话能绕出十句话，十句话能绕出一万句话，一个人和事绕出另一个人和事绕，而人和事绕也不是人和事本身绕，是人和人互相绕。
人和人不交心，心里是一个意思，讲出来是另一个意思，意思和意思不一样，所以所有的事情都如同一个毛线团一样，弯弯绕绕，最终揉作一团。
有一个人不绕，就是传教的老詹。
他要教导别人信主的理由是主能让你明白，“你从哪里来，你往哪里去。
”可他一辈子只有八个半信徒，延津人不信他，延津人觉得自己已经明白了。
二、说得着与说不着“一个人的孤独不是孤独，一个人找另一个人，一句话找另一句话，才是真正的孤独。
”文中塑造了许多平凡的老百姓，每个人都在寻找一个可以说上知心话的人，找一个好朋友已经很不容易，你可能跟一些人是好朋友，但是你们在一起未必就能说得上话，比人找人更不容易的就是话找话，无法言传，像影子一样跟着人的苦闷和孤独。
【社区文艺晚会主持词范本】社区文艺晚会的主持词
【社区文艺晚会主持词范本】社区文艺晚会的主持词各位领导、各位来宾、观众朋友们，大家晚上好!女：灿烂的五月，散发着热情，朝气蓬勃的祖国，沐浴在“” 的春风中，斗志昂扬，一路高歌向天涯。
男：火红的五月，迸发着激情，伴着春天的旋律，十三亿华夏儿女喜迎奥运，以歌舞传情，与岁月同乐。
女：今夜星光绚烂，在这个放飞梦想的夜晚，我们相聚在一起，让我们燃烧所有的热情，去创造更加美好的未来。
下面，我非常荣幸地向大家介绍出席今天晚会的领导：名单让我们对他们的到来表示热烈的欢迎。
男：和谐南苑，激情满怀，理想人居，欢歌笑语，下面请欣赏由社区夕阳红腰鼓队为我们带来的“喜庆腰鼓” 。
表演(1)女：欢乐的南苑，欢乐的海洋，在改革开放的今天，展现在我们面前的是一个和谐、安宁、幸福、美好的社区，请欣赏由社区党员合唱队表演的大合唱《我们走在大路上》和《中国中国鲜红的太阳永不落》。
表演(2)男：在每次的社区文艺演出中，我们都能看到一群年轻的身影，他们是来自宁波电子职业学校的同学们，他们热心于社区公益活动，经常性地深入社区进行志愿服务，今天，他们为我们带来的节目是舞蹈《阿佤人民唱新歌》，请欣赏。
表演(3)女：全世界瞩目的 20xx 年北京奥运会，凝聚着全人类向往前进的心声。
期盼的奥运，燃起激情的圣火，让我们用自己的方式，为奥运送去最美好的祝福和祝愿，下面，请欣赏社区夕阳红健身球队带来的健身球表演。
表演(4)男：大家有没有这样的经历：骑车出去办事，半路碾到黑心钉，补补胎却又被敲竹杠，真够倒楣的，你看，那边就有一个苦恼的碰上了黑心钉的老阿姨。
请欣赏小品“补胎” 。
表演(5)女：谢谢李伟麟先生和虞和琴女士的精彩表演，他们二位都是我们社区的居民，有着文艺特长，又很热心于社区活动，是社区夕阳红俱乐部的成员。
南苑社区夕阳红俱乐部自去年成立以来，已组建了太极拳队、门球队、腰鼓队、排舞队等多支队伍，多次参加了各种文艺演出和比赛，是一支充满活力的，真正属于居民自己的文体团队。
吕宁思精彩的段子
吕宁思精彩的段子展开全文令人最开心的生活细节1、摸摸口袋，竟然发现里面有钱；2、成功赶上了将要出发的汽车或火车；3、别人为你按着电梯门的“开”键，等着你进来；4、电话响了，你拿起听筒，发现正是刚才在想的人；5、请别人为你挠背，他一下子挠到了你最痒的部位；6、你打算买的东西降价了；7、一下子将废物扔进了垃圾箱，太准了！何谓祖国？何谓祖国？就是你一天可以抱怨八遍，却不让外国人微词一句的地方；何谓作家？就是你一天可以牢骚八遍，却不让外人小看的地方；何谓孩子？就是你一天可以打八遍，却不让别人碰一下的小东西；何谓爱人？就是你一天可以亲八次，却不让别人亲一下的人；何谓朋友？就是你一天可联系八次，也不会嫌你烦的哥们儿。
插播一段，谈谈什么是能人？小处不渗漏，暗处不欺隐，末路不怠荒，才是真英雄；大事不糊涂，难事不回避，急事不着慌，才是好角色；大节不含糊，细节不疏忽，小节不计较，才是大人物！换位思考：“如果”…大家都知道被称为美国的成人教育之父的卡耐基的那本名著叫《人性的弱点》吧，其时，不论您今天处于什么地位，或者说不论别人处于什么地位，大家的弱点都是一样的。
今天先为您插播这样一个段子：医生如果变成病人，比病人还暴躁；病人如果变成医生，比医生更不耐烦。
干部如果变成群众，比群众更爱闹事；群众如果变成官员，比官员更腐败。
资本家变成工人，比工人还想跳楼；工人变成资本家，比资本家还抠门。
再来一段，说说几类专门人才的”职业特点”：会计师：他们知道东西的成本，却不知道它们的价值；考古学家：他们的事业建立在废墟和坟墓之中；建筑师：他们能做出最漂亮的模型和最糟糕的建筑；银行家：阳光灿烂，他们借伞给你:下雨了，要还给他们；顾问：他们把你的手表解下来，然后一本正经地告诉你，现在几点了；律师：他们写出好几万字档，再告诉你这仅仅是摘要；软体工程师：他们以你无法理解的方式，去解决你尚未发现的问题；社会学家：一美女走进来，所有人的目光都盯着她，而此时社会学家则盯着每一个人。
女人自述和三个男人的故事
很多人问我，为什么单身了3年那么久，问我为什么很少提及自己的感情。
我想我写了那么多的字，写职场写心灵，感动过那么多人，却从来没有写篇文章感动下自己。
今天我想好好写写关于我和生命里三个男生的故事。
当然，和所有故事一样，还有一个无比庸俗的顺带目地，希望通过这些掏心掏肺的故事，告诉看文章的你：如果你觉得你的感情让你乱七八糟，让你经历着兵荒马乱地反复折腾，请不要慌张，是的，请不要慌张，我们都一样。
（一）2000年我读了初中。
我18岁以前都在上海郊区的小镇上度过。
幼儿园小学也都在这个小镇上心平气和地晃过去。
幼儿园和小学离家里步行只需要3分钟。
所以小学六年级毕业的暑假，有好几个夜晚我无法入睡，因为初中学校离家太远了步行需要15分钟才到，而且要穿一条5米宽马路。
我当时当真地算过，如果我每天算上中午步行从学校回家吃饭的话，需要穿6次马路，3年，就是6570次马路，而我又怎么不会被马路上的车撞死？小时候的烦恼就是这样，可以为了穿一条马路而担心上好一阵子。
后来证明，我穿过了远远超过6570次的马路，而且无比侥幸地活到了现在。
当然那时后来的事情了。
如果我的初中3年就是穿马路那么单纯的内容，那么故事现在就该结束了。
可惜A男生出现了。
他是我的同班同学，成绩一直很好。
可惜太冷了，觉得距离很遥远。
我一点也不看好他，因为不温暖，更不用谈喜欢了。
可是后来幼稚就是那么来的，不知不觉的喜欢就在怄气和看不惯里萌芽了。
他做在我同一小组最后第二排，传本子的时候看到他的本子会下意识地多停留一下；早上到学校，会看看他的位子是不是有人了；每次分数出来会看看我和他的距离有没有近一点那个时候能做的就那么一点，因为太自卑了。
恩，因为太自卑了。
他那么高高在上的优等生，而我从来就是个假小子毛丫头。
印象里做过最丢脸的事儿，是因为暗恋了这个小伙儿，妈妈陪我去鞋店，我选了一双粉红色的皮鞋。
第二天穿上被班里的第一排的调皮男生嘲笑了一个礼拜以后，之后的很多年，我再也没有敢扮过正经姑娘。
校园话剧剧本《课堂上》
三一文库（）〔校园话剧剧本《课堂上》〕*篇一：校园话剧剧本校园话剧剧本（一）人物：学生小妞妞、来福、旺才、甲老师旺才：别人叫我旺才，我叫自己张狗屁。
你看我从小学习不好，大学没有考到，如今下了岗，工作实在难找。
去打工，怕受罪。
去干活，我嫌累。
还是自己当老板开个公司最好。
我发现现在最好赚的钱是学生钱，瞧！"减负公司",想方设法为广大学生服务，为他们减轻负担，我公司的口号是：一切为了学生，为了一切学生。
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小妞妞：好，咱们现在就去。
（二人来到教师办公室，跟老师言语一番）小妞妞：咱们现在就去，这样这样这样！来福：走！小妞妞：等一下，我先来打个电话。
（掏出电话，作拨打电话状）旺才：（铃声响起，大喜）你瞧，开公司多好，生意来了！（接听电话）你好，这里是减负公司，本公司竭诚为广大学生朋友服务。
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小妞妞：你好，我是学校的学生，听说你们公司专门为学生减轻负担，我们同学都不清楚，叫我来问问，你有哪些服务项目。
旺才：好！我给你介绍介绍！小妞妞：我怕电话里听不清楚，我到你公司来。
旺才：欢迎欢迎，热烈欢迎你们过来考察考察！（忙着整理）（二人推门进）旺才：你好，欢迎光临！来福：我们是学校的学生，想来问问。
旺才：请坐，请坐。
秘书倒杯水来。
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哦！秘书还没请。
我公司的服务你放240个心。
来福：（疑惑不解状）240个心，没听说过？旺才：放120个心听说过吗？小妞妞：听说过。
旺才：两个人呢？来福：两人240个心。
小妞妞：还好，还不是250.你怎么想起来办这个公司？旺才：你知道吗？在这方面我是有经验的人，相当有经验。