双语 笑话故事 (中英)力荐

The King and His StoriesOnce there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer.He thought the writer would praise his stories. He waited and waited.However, the writer finally said, “Your stories are so bad that I should throw them into fire”.Hearing this, the king got very angry, and sent him to prison.Several days later, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked,”What do you think of them? ”The writer at once turned to the soldiers and said,” Take me back to prison, please.”Look for a FriendSam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend who looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.”So, they become good friends.What Animals are the sea?海里有什么动物There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look!在海洋里有各种各样的动物。

看！They are coming. 他们过来了。

This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink. 这时一条章鱼，章鱼在喷墨。

This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth. 这是一条鲨鱼，鲨鱼有锐利的牙齿。

This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air.这是一只鲸鱼，鲸把水喷射到空中。

This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell. 这时一直海龟，海龟有坚硬的壳。

These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs. 这些是海星，海星有五条腿。

These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors.这些是扁蛟鱼，扁姣鱼有美丽的花纹。

This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws. 这是一只龙虾，龙虾有强壮的爪子。

This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body.这是一个水母，水母有一个柔软的身体。

They are different. But all of them live in the sea.他们各不相同，但他们都居住在海洋里。

Naughty MonkeyIt’s very hot. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again.This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose.调皮的猴子天气很热。

一位老人在椅子上睡着了。

一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。

老人有一只顽皮的猴子。

猴子在追打苍蝇。

苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇。

这样往返了五六次，猴子很生气。

他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头。

当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。

他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。

Where Is the Hat?Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head.He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same.He can’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet.At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.”Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head.帽子在哪里？杰克是一只小鹅。

它有一顶可爱的帽子，他非常喜欢戴它。

当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上。

它脱下它的帽子并开始用帽子玩游戏。

当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了。

它没有找到他的帽子。

它在哪里？杰克仔细想。

它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子。

这时，它的母亲走进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：“啊！亲爱的，你真笨，帽子在你的头上。

”杰克感到自己很愚蠢。

它不像戴那顶帽子了。

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no fr iends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”汤姆是个小孩，他才7 岁。

当他去电影院的时候。

那时他第一次去。

他买了张票进去了。

但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。

几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。

接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。

一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a WellThere is a frog. He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well. He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well. One day a crow comes to the well. He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says. The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well. How do you fly from the sky?” The crow says, “The sky is very big. You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.” The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can come out and have a look by yourself.” So the frog comes out from the well. He is very surprised. How big the world is!坐井观天有一只青蛙住在井底，他从来没有去过井外面。