生活大爆炸 第二季 07
生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词13
-Leonard: No kidding?
kidding: 玩笑
不是吧?
Fu Manchu, a handlebar,pencil?
handlebar: 八字胡 pencil: 笔状
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡又尖又长?
-Howard: It's extracted from the plant., - I'm not sure yet.
data: 数据 statistically: 统计上 significant: 重大的
收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果
Very impressive.
impressive: 印象深刻的
灰常了得
-Howard: What a jerk.
jerk: 蠢人
蠢货一个
-Rajesh: Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative, results are still results.
tehs超市买龙舌兰酒
-Howard: You'd think a guy like that would, have some kind of booze lackey.
guy: 家伙 booze: 酒 lackey: 仆人
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
Tapioca: 西米【这里H还没来得及说完呢】
好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
-Sheldon: Tapioca is extracted from the root, of the plant manihot esculenta!
Tapioca: 西米 extract: 榨取 root: 根 plant: 植物 manihot: 木薯
生活大爆炸字幕 TBBT the big bang theory S01E13
100:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,380ew,more details about the new star trek film.200:00:03,730 --> 00:00:07,230there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.300:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,610i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.400:00:12,060 --> 00:00:16,430oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr500:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,310the extremely private matter.600:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,290still i'd like to know the details.700:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,440his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.800:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,730maybe they had to go to a clinic.900:00:26,070 --> 00:00:30,800imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.1000:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,290How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same1100:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,890no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.1200:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,940hi can you help me iwas writing an email1300:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,300and the a key got stuck1400:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,310now it's just going aaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530 --> 00:00:50,730what did you spill on it?1600:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,530diet coke1800:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,570and yoghurt1900:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,680a little nail polish2000:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,120i'll take a look at it2100:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,340gentlemen, switching to local nerd news2200:01:03,860 --> 00:01:08,230fishman chan...2300:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,660youre kidding, why not?2400:01:09,790 --> 00:01:14,490they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520wow, so in your world2600:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,110youre like the cool guys2700:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,630this is our year2900:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,380entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",3000:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,900- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story3200:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,310- count me out - what? why?3300:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,580you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 3400:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,290will you ask picasso to paint picturnary3500:01:48,830 --> 00:01:48,830will you ask noah webster to play boggle?3600:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,680will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?3700:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,280c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.3800:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,760by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.3900:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,800tickets to that plz.4000:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,450sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?4100:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,480no, dont.4200:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,050- the needs of the many4300:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,440outweigh the need of the few4400:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,410or the one4500:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,580damn it, i'll do it.4600:02:21,830 --> 00:02:26,020<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-proudly presents</font>4700:02:29,230 --> 00:02:35,330<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-sync:咔肉肉</font>4800:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,810<font color=#ffff00>the big bang theory season 1 episode 13</font>4900:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,040ok, first physics bowl business5000:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,960we need to truly kick-ass team name5100:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,280how about the perpetual motion squad?5300:02:57,230 --> 00:03:01,130it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.5400:03:02,050 --> 00:03:06,790- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.5500:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,360- i like it - i dont5600:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,540teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.5700:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,650then we could be the bengal tigers ?5800:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,540poor choice5900:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,260graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 6000:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,880maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass6100:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,390Let's put it to a vote.All those in favor...6200:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,300 point of order.6300:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,130I move that any vote onteam names must be unanimous. 6400:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,910No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger6500:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,490 when common sense dictatesit should be an army ant.6600:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,560Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?6700:03:46,570 --> 00:03:47,700I will yield.6800:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,820 After we go through the exerciseof an annoying series of votes,6900:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460all of which the gentleman will lose, 7000:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,910 does he then intend to threatento quit if he does not get his way?7100:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,490He does.7200:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,710I move we are the armyants. All those in favor?00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,920Good afternoon, and welcome totoday's physics bowl practice round.7400:04:03,930 --> 00:04:09,200I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 7500:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,550and isn't that just a little sad?7600:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,410Gentlemen, are you ready?7700:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,180- Yes- Of course7800:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430 --> 00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,740He'll be okay once the womenare mixed into the crowd.8100:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,210He only has a problem whenthey're one-on-one and smell nice.8200:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,170Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.8300:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,610I was actually the one whonoticed. Okay, let's just start.00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, the first questionis on the topic of optics.8500:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 "What is the shortestlight pulse ever produced?"8600:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,550 dr. Cooper.8700:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,340 And ofourse the answeris 130 attoseconds.8800:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,860 - That is correct.- I knew that, too.8900:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,770 Good for you, sweetie.9000:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 9100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,230 "used to encode dataon hard-disk drives?"9200:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,830 howard?9300:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,520 And of course the answeris giant magnetoresistance.9400:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,210 Right.9500:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,850Hey, I buzzed in.9600:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,030And I answered. It's called teamwork.9700:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,730Don't you think I should answerthe engineering questions?9800:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,160I am an engineer.9900:05:08,190 --> 00:05:12,780By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 10000:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,990- Just ask another one.- Okay.10100:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,230"What artificial satellite has seen glimpsesof einstein's predicted frame dragging?"10200:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,950and of course, it's gravity probe B.10300:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,830Sheldon, you have tolet somebody else answer.10400:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,860Why?10500:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,590Because it's polite.10600:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,810What do manners have to do with?10700:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,840Itthis is war.10800:05:35,850 --> 00:05:40,710Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 10900:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,590Leonard, you said I onlyhad to ask questions.11000:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,790The objective of the competitionis to give correct answers.11100:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,950If I know them, whyshouldn't I give them?11200:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680Some of us might havethe correct answers, too.11300:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,730Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.11400:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,690All right, that's it!11500:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,950- Howard, sit down.- Okay.11600:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,840Maybe we should take a little break.11700:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,660 Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 11800:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,090All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 11900:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,590I agree.12000:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,110 What did he say?12100:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,830He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product12200:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,910one might use on summer's eve. 12300:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,810 Yeah, and the bag it came in.12400:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,750 Leonard, excellent. Iwant to show you something.12500:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,270Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 12600:06:31,280 --> 00:06:31,980Just look.12700:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,600I've designed the perfectuniforms for our team.12800:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,360The colors are based on startrek: The original series.12900:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,720The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.13000:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,870Why do they say "aa"?13100:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,340Army ants.13200:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,590Isn't that confusing?13300:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,130 "Aa" might mean somethingelse to certain people.13400:06:52,140 --> 00:06:56,220Why would a physics bowl teambe called anodized aluminum?13500:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,310No, I meant... never mind.13600:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,880Hey, check it out, I gotyou a batman cookie jar.13700:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,660Oh, neat! What's the occasion?13800:07:08,670 --> 00:07:14,250Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 13900:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,600What?14000:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,720Howard, raj and I justhad a team meeting.14100:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,560No, you didn'T.14200:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,480Yes, we did. I just came from there.14300:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,420Okay, I don't knowwhere you just came from,14400:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,830but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 14500:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,580Ergo, the team did not meet.14600:07:31,590 --> 00:07:37,400Okay, let me try it this way: I was ata coffee klatch with a couple of friends,14700:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,100and one thing led to another, andit turns out you're off the team.14800:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,920Why?14900:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,480Because you're takingall the fun out of it.15000:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,400I'm sorry, is the winner of the physicsbowl the team that has the most fun?15100:07:49,420 --> 00:07:54,780Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 15200:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,570I see.15300:07:58,580 --> 00:08:04,930Well, at this point I should informyou that I intend to form my own team15400:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,480and destroy the molecular bondsthat bind your very matter together15500:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,490and reduce the resultingparticulate chaos to tears.15600:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,790Thanks for the heads-up.15700:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,110You're welcome.15800:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,900- One more thing.- Yes?15900:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,030It's on, bitch.16000:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,040So who'd he get to be on his team?16100:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,200He won't say.16200:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,060He just smiles and eatsmacaroons out of his bat jar.16300:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,800He's using psychological warfare.16400:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,640We must reply in kind.16500:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,520I say we wait until helooks at us, then laugh like,16600:08:45,530 --> 00:08:49,950"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,"but we are also smart and strong,16700:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,430and we have a reasonablechance of defeating you."16800:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,210How exactly would that laugh go?16900:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,980that sounds more like,17000:09:02,990 --> 00:09:08,010"we are a tall, thin woman who wantsto make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 17100:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,350Guys, let's remember that sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.17200:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,160So?17300:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,040So nothing. Let's destroy him.17400:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,520 Gentlemen.17500:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,330 okay, we're going to need astrong fourth for our team.17600:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,310You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 17700:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,990She got a phd. Inneuroscience or something.17800:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,220Raj, we're not getting tv's blossomto join our physics bowl team.17900:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,860How about the girlfrom the wonder years?18000:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,490 Gentlemen, I believe I've foundthe solution to all our problems.18100:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,910We can't ask leslie winkle.18200:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,850 Why?18300:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,290Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 18400:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,910Yes.18500:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,340Sometimes you've got totake one for the team.18600:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,410Yeah, sack up, dude.18700:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,960Fine.18800:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,320Here I go, taking one for the team...18900:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,400in the sack.19000:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,070Hey, leslie.19100:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,120Hi, guys.19200:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,420So, leslie, I have a question foryou, and it might be a little awkward,19300:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,780you know, given that I...19400:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,240hit that thang. （=thing）19500:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,890Leonard, there's no reasonto feel uncomfortable just19600:10:38,900 --> 00:10:44,290because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.19700:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630There's not?19800:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,180Gee, 'cause it sure soundslike there should be.19900:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,270Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,20000:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,320your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 20100:10:59,330 --> 00:11:03,980Th's all very comforting, but if it'sokay, I'd like to get on to my question now.20200:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,090Proceed.20300:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,530We are entering the physics bowl,and we need a fourth for our team.20400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,480No, thanks. I'm really busy with mylike-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.20500:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,760Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.20600:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,930Sorry.20700:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,930Well, we tried.20800:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,450We'll just have to face sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano.20900:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,830Wait, you're going upagainst sheldon cooper?21000:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,670Yes.21100:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,810That arrogant, misogynistic,east texas doorknob21200:11:30,820 --> 00:11:36,540that told me I should abandon my work withhigh-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 21300:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,180She's in.21400:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,760so, how do you feel?21500:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,100Nice and loose? (严阵以待)Come toplay? (一鼓作气)Got your game face on?（士气如虹）21600:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,370- Are you ready?- Yeah.21700:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,260You know, you don't haveto stay for the whole thing.21800:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,750Oh, no, no. I want to.Sounds really interesting.21900:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,900 Gentlemen.22000:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,900- Sheldon.- Sheldon.22100:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,140 sheldon.22200:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,120I'm just gonna sit down.22300:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,100So, is that your team?22400:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,760 Actually, I don't need a team.22500:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,630I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.22600:12:26,650 --> 00:12:31,060So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 22700:12:31,070 --> 00:12:35,220and my spanish is not good--either her son or her butcher.22800:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,220And what about your team?22900:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,470What rat have you recruitedto the S.S.Sinking ship?23000:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,100 Leslie: Hello, sheldon.23100:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,470Leslie winkle.23200:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,100Yeah, leslie winkle.23300:12:48,110 --> 00:12:52,180The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 23400:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,350Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.23500:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,010So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 23600:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,450returns on its originaltrajectory and adheres to you.23700:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,490Okay, if everyone couldplease take your seats.23800:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360Here's your t-shirt.23900:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840Pms?月经前不快症状（Pre-Menstrual Syndrome）24000:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,110It's a couple days early...24100:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,740no. It stands for"perpetual motion squad."24200:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,870Oh, right, of course.What was I thinking?24300:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,590Good afternoon, everyone, andwelcome to this year's physics bowl!24400:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,920Today's preliminary matchfeatures two great teams.24500:13:45,930 --> 00:13:51,020Aa versus...pms.24600:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,950All night long, y'all!24700:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,630WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT24800:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,970Okay, well, let's jump right in.24900:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,880First question for ten points:25000:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,250"What is the iso-spin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?"派零介子的同重旋单重配合物是什么？25100:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,260pms?25200:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,080- The eta meson.埃塔介子- Corect.25300:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,440- Formal protest.- On what grounds?25400:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,480The velcro on my wrist(我袖口的维可牢-尼龙搭扣粘住我衣服了）brace caught on my shirt.25500:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,940Denied.25600:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,620All right, for ten points,25700:14:20,630 --> 00:14:26,220"what is the lightest element onearth with no stable isotope?" aa25800:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,440And of course, the answer is technetium.锝25900:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,520Terrific.next question:26000:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,280"What is the force between two unchargedplates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"由于量子真空波动造成两块无电荷板间产生的力是什么？26100:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,110Pms?26200:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,730Sheldon can suck on...the casimir effect.卡西米尔效应26300:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,510Correct.26400:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,710How does a quantum computer（量子电脑如何分解大数）factor large numbers? Pms?26500:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,930- Shor’s algorithm.肖式算法- Correct!26600:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,1904.1855 times ten to theseventh ergs per calorie.4.185乘以10的7次方尔格（功的单位）每卡路里26700:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440Prevost's theory of exchanges.普雷乌斯特交换定理26800:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,830Lambda equals one over pi r squared N.兰马达（入）等于派 R平方分之一26900:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840760 degrees celsius...27000:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,590the approximate temperature ofthe young lady in the front row.27100:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,250Mr. Wolowitz, this isyour second warning.27200:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,300A sigma particle.（西格玛粒子）27300:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 27400:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 Host: Correct.27500:15:27,220 --> 00:15:31,760 Ladies and gentlemen, I holdin my hand the final question.27600:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,090The score now stands:27700:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,640Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.27800:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,110So, for 100 points and the match, 27900:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,770 please turn your attentionto the formula on the screens.28000:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,750 Solve the equation.28100:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,930Holy crap.28200:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,020 What the hell is that?28300:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,790 Looks like something theyfound on the ship at roswell.28400:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,910 Come on. Think. Leslie?28500:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,640 Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 28600:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,690You are never gonnalet that go, are you?28700:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,390Ten seconds.28800:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,850 Pms?28900:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,620 Sorry, I panicked.29000:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,990Then guess.29100:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,260 eight.....29200:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,730.429300:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,160I'm sorry, that's incorrect.29400:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,520Aa, if you can answercorrectly, the match is yours.29500:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,140He doesn't have it.29600:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,840He's got squat.29700:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,770Aa, I need your answer.29800:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,350The answer is minus eight pi alpha.29900:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,450Hang on. Hang on a second.That's not our answer.30000:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,460What are you doing?30100:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,340Answering question.Winning physics bowl.30200:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,210How do you know anything about physics?30300:17:08,220 --> 00:17:13,410Here I am janitor. In formersoviet union, I am physicist.30400:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,010Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears.30500:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,470Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 306I answer the questions.30700:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270You didn't answer question.30800:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,670Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 30900:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,850but on this physics bowlteam, I rule with an iron fist.31000:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,670Aa, I need your official answer.31100:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840- Well, it's not what he said.- Then what is it?31200:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,010- I want a different question.- You can't have a different question. 31300:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,350- Formal protest.- Denied.31400:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,470- Informal protest.- Denied.31500:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,880I need your official answer.31600:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,650No. I decline to provide one.317Well, that's too bad because theanswer your teammate gave was correct.31800:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,590That's your opinion.31900:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,380- All right, the winner of the match is...- hang on.32000:18:03,390 --> 00:18:08,090Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important32100:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,990that you would rather lose byyourself than win as part of a team?32200:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,150I don't understand the question.32300:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,590Go ahead.32400:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,180The winner is pms.32500:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720* We are the champions, my friends *32600:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,910* and we'll keep onfighting till the end *32700:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,590* we are the champions *32800:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,470。
生活大爆炸S06E07有趣的细节
生活大爆炸S06E07有趣的细节By fishingsnow / November, 8, 2012 / 1 comments剧情提要事实证明Sheldon 在S05E14 中开始拍摄Fun with Flags节目并不是一时冲动，他不仅坚持到了现在，而且还邀请了一位特别嘉宾。
谁知道这位嘉宾竟然和Amy 之间龃龉不断，Sheldon 无奈之下只好找到了情感大师，虚心请教：Penny，这事你怎么看？Penny 直接给Sheldon 灌了两杯黄汤就解决了问题——至少不再是她的问题了……另一边Howard 从地下带到天上又带回来的炸弹终于爆炸，在是否搬出母亲的房子和Bernadette 同住的问题上摇移不定，最后还是经验丰富的爱情大师Penny 一锤定音，让Howard 决定搬出“连墙壁都会说话”的家……细节一Sheldon 在S05E14 中开始录制一个打算在Y ouTube 上播放的节目Fun with Flags，而且他还筹划了一个让观众们设计自己的旗帜的活动，不过似乎唯一的投稿人是一个叫做GameyGamer75 的露臀癖……今天Sheldon 的主题是《星际迷航》（Star Trek）中的旗帜，为此他请到了自己之前的“宿敌”、现在的哥们Wil Wheaton。
他对Wil Wheaton 的介绍是Internet Personality, former star of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized in 1/16 scale… Set phasers to “fun”… for my friend, Wil Wheaton.Wil Wheaton 是美国电视演员，1987 年到1990 年间在《星际迷航：下一代》中出演Wesley Crusher，他曾经在《生活大爆炸》系列中多次以他本人的真实身份出场。
生活大爆炸第二季03剧本
-Penny：Oh, son of a bitch!
他妈的！
-Sheldon：I believe the condensation on your frozen foods weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
settle：定居 Scandinavian：斯堪的纳维亚（北欧）的 Germanic：日耳曼的 characteristic：特有的 facial：面部的 bone：骨骼 structure：结构
在美国中西部定居的人们大多都是斯堪的纳维亚人和日耳曼人，他们脸部的结构是很有特色的…
-Penny：I know what it means, Sheldon!
我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢。
Make yourself comfortable. Not there.
comfortable：使人舒服的
你随便坐，那里不行。
Sheldor is back online.
Sheldor回来了。
-Penny：Sheldor?
-Sheldon：The conqueror.
看 Big Bang Theory 学英语第二季3集: The Barbarian Sublimation
-Sheldon：Fellow warriors, This is Sheldor the conqueror.
Fellow：同伴 warrior：武士 conqueror：征服者 【Sheldor：Sheldon在游戏中的人物名】
condensation：冷凝物 frozen：冷冻的 weaken：使削弱 structural integrity：结构的整体性
『关注』生活大爆炸：奇客生活2.
说到吉姆·帕森斯，他和谢尔顿有着本质的区别，虽然他们同样来自得州，语速快、神经质，没有女友，和生活中的“佩妮”也是一对欢喜冤家兼密友，同时，他拥有着谢尔顿博士的专注精神，但吉姆·帕森斯比谢尔顿低调，他在出演《生活大爆炸》前履历单薄得可怜，绯闻也乏善可陈，拿到艾美视帝的他近期终于亮出了一条未经证实的传闻：要和交往多年的男友订婚了。同时，吉姆声称自己其实不是奇客和宅男，他不爱好漫画，也对动漫、蝙蝠侠、超人这些宅人必备之物毫无兴趣。而且吉姆喜欢开车，他无法适应坐在车里驾驶座以外的位子。即便如此，吉姆在艾美奖颁奖礼上狂喜、失措、神经质又孩子气的谢尔顿附体行为，依然让全世界会心一笑，人们不在乎他是否是真正奇客、宅男和书呆子，反正，他出色无比的演出，令其应运而生地成为了这个时代符号的最佳代表者。
奇客宅男统治的世界
还记得《朱诺》里那个令少女怀孕的呆瓜男孩吗？他是《太坏了》中不会泡妞的书呆子，是动漫文化混搭电影的代表作《歪小子斯科特》的主演，这个叫做迈克尔·塞拉的演员有一张标准的Geek脸，茫然、生涩又无奈的神情，正迎合了当下“黑色幽默+宅人喜剧”的潮流。
著名的英剧《IT狂人》瞄准的也是奇客一族，两位专修电脑与负责公司IT网络的宅男龟缩在办公室的一亩三分地里，用Email报警、用燃烧的火苗当屏保、用二进制的电脑思维思考人生，上演着被忽略、被踩扁、被狂殴的各色天马行空的喜剧。
高学历、高智商、无厘头、无常识、无社交、无女友，在网络世界就能完成自给自足与自娱自乐，充满着不肯向生活和主流世界妥协的天然坚决。这个需要躲在电脑后社交的web 2.0时代，每个人心里都住着一个谢尔顿。影视创作者让曾经是社会“边角碎料”的Geek宅人一族成为了性感偶像，因为他们恰如其分地取悦了这个时代，令人们在热热闹闹的欢笑中忘记了自己所有的偏执与绝望。
生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季1-2-
Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 2 (s01e02)Title: The Big Bran Hypothesis---> Dialog only <---LEONARDHere you go. Pad thai, no peanuts.HOW ARDDoes it have peanut oil?LEONARDI'm not sure. Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.SHELDONSince it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.RAJESHAre there any chopsticks?SHELDONYou don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food.LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONThailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth they use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.LEONARDAsk him for a napkin, I dare you. I'll get it.HOW ARDDo I look puffy? I feel puffy.PENNYHey, Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi, Penny.PENNYAm I interrupting?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou're not swelling, Howard.HOW ARDNo, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages.PENNYSounds like you have company.LEONARDThey're not going anywhere. So, you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work?PENNYWell, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it to 'em.LEONARDSo you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?PENNYMm... Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah. Um, anyways I was wondering if you could help me out with something, I'm kinda...LEONARDYes.PENNYOh. Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so, oh... Hello.HOW ARD[speaks in Russian]PENNYI'm sorry?HOW ARDHaven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian? PENNYNo, I haven't.HOW ARDGet used to it.PENNYYeah, I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon.SHELDONHi.PENNYHey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh?SHELDONDon't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.HOW ARDHe can't talk to atractive women, or in your case, a cheesecake- scented goddess.LEONARDSo there's gonna be some furniture delivered?PENNYYeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?LEONARDYeah, no problem.PENNYGreat, here's my spare key. Thank you.LEONARDPenny, wait.PENNYYeah?LEONARDUm... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?PENNYA marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?SHELDONYou're kidding, right?PENNYYeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that? LEONARD, SHELDON,HOW ARD, RAJESHOne.SHELDONYou realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.PENNYYes, I know, men can't fly.SHELDONNo, no. Let's assume that they can. Ahem. Lois Lane is falling. Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.LEONARDUnless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.SHELDONIn what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.LEONARDExcuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption thatSuperman's flight is a feat of strength.SHELDONAre you listening to yourself? It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.HOW ARDYeah and you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night? SHELDONOh. A combination of the moon's solar reflection and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.PENNYI'm just gonna go wash up.LEONARDI have 2600 comic books in there. I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.SHELDONChallenge accepted. We're locked out.RAJESHAlso, the pretty girl left.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay. Her apartment's on the fourth floor, but the elevator's broken, so you're gonna have to... Oh, your're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.SHELDONI hardly think so.LEONARDWhy not?SHELDONWell, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.LEONARDWe don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.SHELDONArchimedes would be so proud.LEONARDDo you have any ideas?SHELDONYes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.LEONARDEasy.SHELDONEasy.LEONARDOkay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.SHELDONExactly half.LEONARDExactly half. Let's push. Okay. See, it's moving. This is easy. It's all in the math.SHELDONWhat's your formula for the corner?LEONARDWhat? Oh, okay. Ah. Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.SHELDONAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.LEONARDMen do things for women without expecting sex.SHELDONYeah, those would be men who just had sex.LEONARDI'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.SHELDONNo, we're not.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONNo, we're not! No, we're not! Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. LEONARDYeah.SHELDONOh God, my fingers!LEONARDYou okay?SHELDONNo, it hurt... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place.LEONARDSo Penny is a little messy.SHELDONA little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos. Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.LEONARDDid it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.SHELDONExcuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times. LEONARDCome on, we should go.SHELDONHang on.LEONARDWhat are you doing?SHELDONI'm straightening up.LEONARDSheldon, this is not your home.SHELDONThis is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. LEONARDWhen the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place. SHELDONBecause it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms. LEONARDWhat were you doing in his closet?SHELDONI helped him run some cable for a webcam.PENNYHey, guys.LEONARDOh, hey, Penny. This just arrived. We just brought this up. Just now. PENNYGreat. Oh, was it hard getting it up the stairs?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, we'll get out of your hair.PENNYOkay, great. Thank you again.SHELDONPenny. Ahem. I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.PENNYWhat's he talking about?LEONARDIt's a joke.PENNYI don't get it.LEONARDYeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon? Sheldon?? Hello? Sheldon! SHELDONShh! Penny's sleeping.LEONARDAre you insane? You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.SHELDONI had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway,and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this. LEONARDDo you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.SHELDONI just gave you a reasonable explanation.LEONARDNo, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.SHELDONDon't be ridiculous. I have no peers.LEONARDSheldon, we have to get out of here.SHELDONYou might want to speak in a lower register.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONEvolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.LEONARDThat's ridiculous!SHELDONNo, that's ridiculous.LEONARDFine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.SHELDONI'm not leaving until I'm done.LEONARDOh, no.SHELDONIf you have time to lean, you have time to clean.LEONARDOh, what the hell.SHELDONGood morning.LEONARDMorning.SHELDONI have to say I slept splendidly. Granted not long, but just deeply and well.LEONARDI'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.SHELDONSarcasm?LEONARDYou think?SHELDONGranted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality oflife.LEONARDYou know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.SHELDONYou don't think that crosses a line?LEONARDYes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?SHELDONYou have a sarcasm sign?LEONARDNo, I do not have a sarcasm sign.SHELDONYou want some cereal? I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, …Honey Puffs“.PENNYSon of a bitch!LEONARDPenny's up.PENNYYou sick, geeky bastards!LEONARDHow did she know it was us?SHELDONI may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.PENNYLeonard?LEONARDGod, this is gonna be bad.SHELDONGoodbye, …Honey Puffs“. Hello, …Big Bran“.PENNYYou came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping? LEONARDYes, but only to clean.SHELDONReally more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.PENNYGive me back my key.LEONARDI'm very, very sorry.PENNYDo you understand how creepy this is?LEONARDOh. Yes, we discussed it at length last night.PENNYIn my apartment? While I was sleeping?SHELDONAnd snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.PENNYAnd what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?SHELDONDepending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon. Oh.PENNYGod!LEONARDOkay, look, Penny. I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today when you're feeling a little less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.PENNYStay away from me.LEONARDSure, that's another way to go.SHELDONPenny, Penny, hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive. LEONARDYou are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. LEONARDWhat's funny?SHELDONThat wasn't sarcasm?LEONARDNo!SHELDONWhoo. Boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this.PENNYWhat?SHELDONI am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.PENNYHey, Raj. Hey, listen, I don't know if you heard about what happened last night with Leonard and Sheldon, but I'm really upset about it. I mean, they just, they let themselves into my place and then they cleaned it. Can you even believe that? How weird is that? ...RAJESHOh, she's standing very close to me. Oh, my. She does smell good. What is that? Vanilla?PENNY... You know. Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. Okay? And you don't shoot to wound. I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. Wait, what was I saying? ...RAJESHShe's so chatty. Maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. We'd have the same cultural background and my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me. PENNY... It's obvious that they meant well, but I'm just, I'm having a really rough time. Like I said, I broke up with my boyfriend and it's all freaking me out ...RAJESH[starts to sing an Indian lullaby]PENNY... I mean, just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. Right?RAJESHShe asked me a question. I should probably nod.PENNYThat's exactly what I thought. Thank you for listening. You're a doll. RAJESHUh-oh. Turn your pelvis.HOW ARDGrab a napkin, homie. You just got served.LEONARDIt's fine. You win.HOW ARDWhat's his problem?SHELDONHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HOW ARDBeen there.RAJESHHello. Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.HOW ARDReally? You? Rajesh Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?RAJESHActually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.LEONARDWhat did she say? Is she still mad at me?RAJESHWell, she was upset at first, but probably because her sister shot somebody. But then there was something about you and then she hugged me.HOW ARDShe hugged you? How'd she hug you? Is that her perfume I smell? RAJESHIntoxicating, isn't it?PENNYHi.LEONARDOh.PENNYWhat's going on?LEONARDUh. Here's the thing: …Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment.The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...“PENNYLeonard.LEONARDYeah?PENNYWe're okay.LEONARDSix two-inch dowels?SHELDONCheck.LEONARDOne package Philips head screws?SHELDONCheck.PENNYYou guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. I think I can put together a cheap, swedish media center.LEONARDNo. Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...SHELDONConsidering what? How great this place looks?HOW ARDOh, boy, I was afraid of this.LEONARDWhat?HOW ARDThese instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here is why Sweden has no space program.PENNYWell, it looked pretty good in the store.LEONARDIt is an inefficient design. For example, Penny has a flat screen TV, which means all the space behind it is wasted.SHELDONWe could put her stereo back there.LEONARDAnd control it how?SHELDONRun an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.HOW ARDGood point. How are you gonna cool it?Hey guys, I got this. SHELDONHang on, Penny. How about fans? Here and here.LEONARDAlso inefficient, and might be loud.HOW ARDHow about liquid coolant? Maybe a little aquarium pump here, run some quarter-inch PVC...PENNYGuys, this is actually really simple.HOW ARDHold on, honey, men at work. PVC comes down here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.LEONARDOh, really? Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and an overflow reservoir?SHELDONAnd if water's involved, we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.PENNYGuys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes. LEONARDOh, I've got it. What about if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?SHELDONRight, then the entire thing will be one heat sink.HOW ARDPerfect. Leonard, why don't you and Sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and I'll run down to my lab and get the oxyacetylene torch.LEONARDMeet back here in an hour?HOW ARDDone.LEONARDGot it.PENNYOkay, this place does look pretty good.THE ENDScript compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 1 (s01e01)Title: Pilot---> Dialog only <---SHELDONSo if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slitis observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it won't have gone through both slits.LEONARDAgreed. What's your point?SHELDONThere's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.LEONARDExcuse me.ALTHEAHang on.LEONARDOne across is …Aegean“. Eight down is …Nabokov“. 26 across is …MCM“.14 down is... Move your finger... …Phylum“ which makes 14 across …Port-au-Prince“. See, …Papa Doc's capitol idea“, that's …Port-au-Prince“. Haiti.ALTHEACan I help you?LEONARDYes. Um, is this the high-IQ sperm bank?ALTHEAIf you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.SHELDONI think this is the place.ALTHEAFill these out.LEONARDThank you. We'll be right back.ALTHEAOh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait. SHELDONLeonard, I don't think I can do this.LEONARDWhat, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.SHELDONNo. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. LEONARDSheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.SHELDONI know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poorwoman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?LEONARDI'm sure she'll still love him.SHELDONI wouldn't.LEONARDWell, what do you want to do?SHELDONI want to leave.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONWhat's the protocol for leaving?LEONARDI don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. SHELDONLet's try just walking out.LEONARDOkay.ALTHEABye.SHELDON, LEONARDBye.LEONARDNice meeting you.SHELDONAre you still mad about the sperm bank?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?LEONARDNot really.SHELDONIf the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.LEONARDI don't care. Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.SHELDONNo, it's true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.LEONARDIs that why they sent you to boarding school?SHELDONNo. That was a result of my work with lasers.LEONARDNew neighbor?SHELDONEvidently.LEONARDSignificant improvement over the old neighbor.SHELDONTwo-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. PENNYOh, hi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi?LEONARDWe don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.PENNYOh, that's nice.LEONARDOh, no. We don't live together. I mean...LEONARDWe live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. PENNYOh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. LEONARDLeonard. Sheldon.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi. Well... ah... Oh, welcome to the building.PENNYOh, Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.LEONARDOh, great.PENNYGreat.SHELDONGreat.LEONARDGreat.LEONARDWell, ah, bye.PENNYBye.SHELDONBye.LEONARDBye. Should we have invited her for lunch?SHELDONNo, we're gonna start season two of …Battlestar Galactica“.LEONARDWe already watched the season two DVDs.SHELDONNot with commentary.LEONARDI think we should be good neighbors, invite her over, make her feel welcome.SHELDONWe never invited Louie-slash-Louise over.LEONARDWell, and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. SHELDONI have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on …MySpace“.LEONARDYes, and you've never met one of them.SHELDONThat's the beauty of it.LEONARDI'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. SHELDONChat? We don't chat. At least not off-line.LEONARDWell, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.SHELDONTo what end?LEONARDHi. Again.PENNYHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDAnyway... um... We brought home Indian food. And... um... I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just... one less thing to worry about.SHELDONLeonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. PENNYOh, you're inviting me over to eat?LEONARDUh, yes.PENNYOh, that's so nice. I'd love to.LEONARDGreat.PENNYSo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SHELDONWell, today we tried masturbating for money.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay, well, make yourself at home.PENNYOkay. Thank you.LEONARDYou're very welcome.SHELDON[mouths: You're very welcome.]PENNYThis looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this? SHELDONActually, that's my work.PENNYWow.SHELDONYeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.PENNYSo you're like one of those …Beautiful Mind“ genius guys.SHELDONYeah.PENNYThis is really impressive.LEONARDI have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.PENNYHoly smokes.SHELDONIf by …holy smokes“, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure. LEONARDWhat?SHELDONOh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below …here I sit broken-hearted“?LEONARDAt least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.SHELDONI didn't invent them. They're there.LEONARDIn what universe?SHELDONIn all of them, that is the point.PENNYAh, do you guys mind if I start?SHELDONUm, Penny.PENNYYeah?SHELDONThat's where I sit.PENNYSo sit next to me.SHELDONNo, I sit there.PENNYWhat's the difference?SHELDONWhat's the difference?LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONIn the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but... I think I've made my point.PENNYDo you want me to move?SHELDONWell...LEONARDJust sit somewhere else.SHELDONFine.LEONARDSheldon, sit!SHELDONAh.LEONARDWell, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.SHELDONThat's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time. LEONARDYes, I know, but...SHELDONTuesday night, we played …Klingon Boggle“ until one in the morning. LEONARDYeah, I remember.SHELDONI resent you saying we don't have company.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONThat is a negative social implications.LEONARDI said I'm sorry!PENNYSo... …Klingon Boggle“?LEONARDYeah. It's like regular …Boggle“, but in …Klingon“. That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.PENNYUm, me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.SHELDONYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.PENNYParticipate in the what?LEONARDI think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.PENNYOh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see, what else. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. No, except for fish and the occasional steak. I love steak!SHELDONWell, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.LEONARDAh, so, do you have some sort of a job?PENNYOh, yeah. I'm a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDOh, I love cheesecake.SHELDONYou're lactose-intolerant.LEONARD。
生活大爆炸第二季学习笔记
看<The Big Bang Theory>学英语-剧情+演员+典故+单词+俚语+花边2011.俚语wing it：To do something with no preparation 即兴做某事home run swing：to have sex “本垒打”To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).switcheroo：(北美, 非正式)（尤指惊人或有欺骗性的）转变，逆变，调换2.普通级词汇yogurt：酸乳，酸牛奶berry：浆果draft：通风; 气流; 穿堂风; 通风装置crash and burn：失败hyperventilate：呼吸加速be into：〈口〉给迷住,对…深感兴趣,深深卷入respiration：呼吸pupil：瞳孔undilate：未放大，未膨胀close-up：（照片、电影、录像的）特写clench：（牙）（尤指愤怒，下定决心、压抑感情时）紧咬iguana：鬣蜥(西印度、南美所产大蜥蜴)dewlap：（动物或鸟，尤指牛）颈部（或喉部）的垂肉delicate：(非正式)精致的织物（或衣服）digestive：（与）消化（有关）的brainiac：(北美，非正式)奇才，天才slash：斜线号（即“/”）ex post facto：事后的; 在事后 追溯既往的（地）；有追溯效力的（地）endeavor：努力, 尽力tic：（常指脸上肌肉的）抽搐tick：(寄生于体大动物的吸血小虫)壁虱phrase：v.叙述; 措词salmon：大马哈鱼teriyaki：（日式的）红烧鱼（或肉）酱glaze：(浇在食物表面的)糖浆sticky rice：糯米tryptich：三幅相联的图画或雕刻conformational：构象的de novo：从头开始；重新constitutionally：本质地,天生,体质上prestigious：有威信的，有威望的；有声望的；地位显赫的kinda：有一点,有几分（kind of）qu'est que(法)=whatcadaver：(医 诗／文)尸体necrophilia：恋尸狂,恋尸癖generic：（货物，尤指药品）没有牌子的，无商标的；非注册商标的ketchup：调味番茄汁rinse：漂洗, 冲洗cilantro：（尤指墨西哥烹饪中用作调味或饰菜的）芫荽叶teeny：（口）极小的,极微的subvert：颠覆，破坏leprous：麻疯病的,患麻疯病的lumbar support：(椅子等的)腰部支撑date someone=be involved with=go out withbouncy：弹性的roughhouse：喧闹的游戏或打斗comfy：(非正式)舒适的；轻松的；自在的unnerve：使丧失勇气（或自信）；令人胆怯Valium：安定(镇静药)3.爆炸级词汇acidophilus：乳酸杆菌，嗜酸杆菌culture：专门培养的细胞组织carrageenan：角叉菜胶autonomic reflex ：植物神经反射;自主反射supercollider：(物理)超级超导对撞机4.精选语录Leonard：Why don't we just figure out where we're going. And when we want to get there. And then rate of speed equals distance over time. Solve for R.精彩的物理问题生活化Leonard：I'm not there because I'm taking things slow Which, by the way compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.L确实是这四个里交女朋友最多的了。
生活大爆炸 第二季 18
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720马吃掉后的象Knight to queen's bishop-five.200:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,640高招莱纳德要如何应对Oh, very nice. what's leonard going to do this?300:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,590是舍弃卒还是改换布局呢Does he give up the pawn or does he give up the position?400:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,090马上揭晓Let's find out.500:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,180莱纳德准备好了吗Leonard, ready?600:00:11,810 --> 00:00:14,480-好了-开始- Ready. - Go.700:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,010该死滑了一下Damn it. I slipped.800:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,160真可惜Too bad.900:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,410但你清楚激光障碍特工象棋的规则you know the rules of secret agent laser obstacle chess.1000:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,060莱纳德又死了谢尔顿你上吧Leonard died again, sheldon. you're up.1100:00:47,530 --> 00:00:51,250虽然我深爱象棋激光和空气消毒剂Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant,1200:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,430但我必须放弃I must forfeit.1300:00:53,260 --> 00:00:53,930为什么Why?1400:00:54,210 --> 00:00:56,310-因为快到11点了-那又怎样- Because it's almost 11:00. - so?1500:00:57,050 --> 00:01:00,840佩妮给我立了"11点前敲门就往喉咙揍一拳"规则So, penny has a "don't knock or I punch you in the throat" rule.1600:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,890这个主意好不好Hey, you know what'd be a great idea?1700:01:08,030 --> 00:01:12,000我们找些女生来玩激光视觉脱衣象棋We get some girls over here and play laser optical strip chess.1800:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,640相信我霍华德肯玩象棋的女生Believe me, howard, any girl who would be willing to play that,1900:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,070你不会想看她们的裸体Y ou don't want to see naked.2000:01:19,550 --> 00:01:21,190你太低估我了Y ou underestimate me.2100:01:28,090 --> 00:01:30,130佩妮佩妮Penny. penny.2200:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,670佩妮Penny.2300:01:32,700 --> 00:01:33,630好啊谢尔顿Hey, sheldon.2400:01:35,870 --> 00:01:36,980上午11点到了It's 11:00 a.m.2500:01:37,150 --> 00:01:38,390我知道你安全了I know. you're safe.2600:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,430包裹送到时你在上班This package came while you were at work2700:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,370太好了我订的莱茵石谢谢oh, great, my rhinestones.Thank you.2800:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,490-等等-怎么了- Excuse me. - what?2900:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,650你要签收Y ou have to sign this.3000:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,720这是什么What is it?3100:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,320我签收了包裹When I signed for the package,3200:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,760我就代表邮递公司I was deputized by the united parcel service3300:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,400并受委托最终送达And entrusted with its final delivery.3400:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,050我现在要你确认收到包裹I now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package3500:01:55,310 --> 00:01:57,670我才算完整履行法律义务So that i'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.3600:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,620谢尔顿只不过是一盒莱茵石而已Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.3700:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,080这跟物品无关Well, the contents are irrelevant.3800:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,750法定委托关系已经形成A legal bailment has been created.3900:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,100你一点都不重视吗Is that mean nothing to you?4000:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,960没有人会重视这个It means nothing to anybody.4100:02:10,170 --> 00:02:11,440过来给你看看我做的东西Come here, let me show you what I'm doing.4200:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,020‘委托’在普通法里的解释是"bailment" describes a relationship in common law4300:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,180当个人的私有财产where a physical possession of personal property,4400:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,260或者说动产or "chattels,"00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,340从委托人一方转移到is transferred from one person, the bailor,4600:02:20,410 --> 00:02:22,010受托人一方To another person, the bailee...4700:02:22,120 --> 00:02:22,840对对对快看Y eah, yeah, yeah. look, look, look!4800:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,300我做起了一门生意I started a business.4900:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,560显然不是干净的生意Obviously, not a cleaning business.5000:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,310不是我在做花花发夹看No, I'm making flower barrettes. see?5100:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,010我起了个名字叫佩妮花花I call them penny blossoms.5200:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,160我给自己做了一个I made one for myself,5300:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,200接着店里的女生也想要then all the girls at work wanted one.5400:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,690然后我拿给在旧城镇开店的老板娘看Then I showed some to this lady who runs a shop in old town.5500:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,780她卖一些卡和自制首饰She sells cards and homemade jewels,5600:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,900她说想卖呢我答应了She said she wanted to sell them. I said, "okay."5700:02:42,030 --> 00:02:44,850一周里我赚了156美刀And in one week,i made a $156.5800:02:45,020 --> 00:02:46,830真好签收吧Good for you, Sign here.5900:02:49,730 --> 00:02:50,800谢尔顿你没听懂吗Sheldon, don't you get it?6000:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,050如果生意做下去If this takes off,6100:02:52,050 --> 00:02:53,200我就不用当服务员了I won't have to be a waitss anymore.6200:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,880那周二晚上谁给我带干酪汉堡But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on tuesday nights?6300:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,590其他服务员呗Another waitress.6400:02:58,790 --> 00:02:59,750她叫什么名字What's her name?6500:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,890我怎么知道I don't know.6600:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,020那你还放心让她负责我的食物And you're going to let her handle my food?6700:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,770南希她叫南希Nancy. her name is nancy.6800:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,840你瞎编的名字吧I think you're just making that up.6900:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,080谢尔顿抱歉不能给你带牛肉汉堡了Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay?7000:03:11,170 --> 00:03:13,370我不想一辈子就做个服务员I just don't want to be a waitress for the rest of my life.7100:03:13,430 --> 00:03:15,330干酪汉堡我要的是干酪汉堡Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger.7200:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,110行干酪汉堡Fine, cheeseburger.7300:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,430说不定让南希负责更好Maybe I'd be better off with nancy.7400:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,520你觉得怎么样So, what do you think?7500:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,290这门生意能做对吧I mean, this could be a business, right?7600:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,370你一天能做几个How many of these can you make a day?7700:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,840大概20个About 20.7800:03:28,110 --> 00:03:30,970每个...佩妮花花能赚多少And how much profit do you make per...Penny blossom?7900:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,670不知道50美分吧不确定I don't know, like, 50 cents. I'm not sure.8000:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,040你当然确定不了好吧Of course you're not. all right...8100:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,6001天10美刀乘以1周5天Ten dollars a day times five days a week8200:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,320乘以1年52周等于2600美刀Times 52 weeks a year is $2,600.8300:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,330就这么多That's all?8400:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,430只是税前Before taxes.8500:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,060我又不用为这些交税I don't have to pay taxes on this stuff.8600:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,890我相信国税局会强烈反对I believe the internal revenue service would strongly disagree.8700:03:52,700 --> 00:03:56,010但是如果你利用现代营销技巧But, if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques,8800:03:56,140 --> 00:03:58,180优化生产过程And you optimized your manufacturing process,00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,540或者能做好这门生意Y ou might be able to make this a viable business.9000:04:00,890 --> 00:04:02,340你知道怎么做吗And you know about that stuff?9100:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,760佩妮Penny...9200:04:07,370 --> 00:04:09,330我可是物理学家I'm a physicist.9300:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,650拥有整个宇宙I have a working knowlge of the9400:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,420及其所有事物的相关知识Entire universe and everything it contains.9500:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,070电台司令[乐队名]是谁Who's radiohead?9600:04:19,170 --> 00:04:30,170囧囧囧囧囧9700:04:30,490 --> 00:04:34,500我有宇宙重要事物的相关知识I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:35,660祝你好运Good luck.9900:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,850谢尔顿等等Sheldon, hold on.10000:04:37,700 --> 00:04:41,270你能教我怎样才能赚多点钱吗Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this.10100:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,240我当然有能力教你Of course I could10200:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,230谢尔顿等等Sheldon, wait!10300:04:46,330 --> 00:04:47,550你会教我吗Will you?10400:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,590首先声明你要我协助你Just to be clear here, you're asking for my assistance.10500:04:56,030 --> 00:04:56,920是的Y es.10600:04:57,070 --> 00:04:59,970你要明白这牵扯到给你解释怎么做And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do?10700:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,320我明白I understand.10800:05:04,020 --> 00:05:07,090而你不准对我明嘲暗讽And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.10900:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,660好吧Okay.11000:05:12,170 --> 00:05:13,100很好Good.11100:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,700我们的首要前提是Let's begin with the premise that11200:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,190你之前所做的全都不对Everything you've done up to this point is wrong.11300:05:20,330 --> 00:05:22,010哇哦我也猜到了Oh, Imagine that.11400:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,130-讽刺我拜拜-不是对不起回来Sarcasm. good-bye. No, sorry, wait. Please come back.11500:05:52,410 --> 00:05:53,660完工There. done.11600:05:53,850 --> 00:05:54,800好All right.11700:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,210-用了12分17秒-噢!12 minutes and 17 seconds. oh!11800:05:57,410 --> 00:05:58,310还不错吧?Pretty good, right?11900:05:58,430 --> 00:06:00,470计算佩妮花花一小时的产量Penny ossoms per hour.12000:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,540再算上批量购买的材料费用Based on your wholesale selling price,12100:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,600你一天实际上只能赚...Y ou'll effectively be paying yourself...12200:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,5405.19美元$5.19 a day.12300:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,210一天?"a day"?12400:06:10,390 --> 00:06:13,340连印度尼西亚的球鞋场童工都赚得比你多There are children in a sneaker factory in indonia who outearn you.12500:06:15,860 --> 00:06:17,200这不可能That just can't be right.12600:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,920-你质疑我的数学能力? -不抱歉Y ou're questioning my math? no, sorry.12700:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,270想见识下我的数学大作吗?Want me to show my work?12800:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,420天啊千万别Oh, god, no.12900:06:22,930 --> 00:06:24,580告诉我该怎么做就好Just please tell me what to do about it.13000:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,390好吧All right.13100:06:25,530 --> 00:06:28,500你知道奥诺雷·布兰在1778年开发的Are you familiar with the development13200:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,380可互换零件吗?in 1778 used interchangeable parts?13300:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,320好吧就是生产流水线The assembly line, of course.13400:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,770听着既然我不讥讽你Okay, you know what, if I'm not allowed to be snide,13500:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,550你也不准显摆Y ou're not allowed to be condescending.13600:06:42,660 --> 00:06:44,310原始协议内不包含这条Sthat wasn't a part of our original agreement,13700:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,520所以我不同意And I don't agree to it now.13800:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,410好吧算了L right, fine.13900:06:47,550 --> 00:06:50,540我们怎么在公寓里架机器和传送带?How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?14000:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,940你那是指流动生产线Y ou're thinking of the moving assembly line,14100:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,570可以理解但依然错得不可原谅An understandable but not excusable mistake. no.14200:06:57,340 --> 00:07:00,880流动生产线是在1908年由亨利·福特发明的The moving assembly line, that was introduced by henry ford in 1908.14300:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,720这项创新通过低成本的生产商品That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer14400:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,820造就了现代消费文化Culture by enabling a low-unit cost for manufactured goods.14500:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,390你说的那个电台司令肯定不知道这个东西吧I guess that isn' one of the topics discussed on your radiohead.14600:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,860来吧可别错过好戏Let's go. we're going to miss the coming attractions.14700:07:18,030 --> 00:07:18,770怎么了?What's the matter?14800:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,160我在吃掉最后一个卒时扭伤了我的蛋蛋I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.14900:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,770请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some timeon ato blow the man down15000:07:37,260 --> 00:07:40,230我是香港的深海水兵初来乍到* I'm a deepwatesailor just come fromong Kong15100:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,390让开让开我来把他放倒* Give me way, hey, blow the man down15200:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,710给我些威士忌* If you give me some whiskey15300:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,330听我把歌儿为你唱* I'll sing you a song15400:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,680请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some time to blow the man down.15500:07:49,820 --> 00:07:50,500喂Hello?15600:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,040-好啊-好啊Hello. Hello.15700:07:53,470 --> 00:07:54,940船尾甲板上的同胞* Come quickly lay aft15800:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,320离开岗哨快快来吧* To the break of the poop15900:07:56,510 --> 00:07:59,380帮我把他放倒!* To me way, hey, blow the man down16000:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,470不然我会用靴子将你踢倒* Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot16100:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,740请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some me to blow the man down.16200:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,060等下怎么回事?W-W-Wait, what's going on?16300:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,870你是指水手之歌吗?I assume you're referring to the sea chanty.16400:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,160这是一首很有节奏的工作歌It's a rhythmic work song16500:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,640能够提高产量designedo increase productivity.16600:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,510没错虽然很疯狂但的确很有效Y eah, it's crazy, but it totally works.16700:08:14,650 --> 00:08:15,590看吧我们不用3分钟Look, we made is Penny Blossom16800:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,970就完成了一个佩妮花花in under three minutes.16900:08:17,710 --> 00:08:21,100很赞但似乎我更加一头雾水了Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.17000:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,340佩妮在做头饰Penny's making hair accessories.17100:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,820我的工作是最优化生产过程I'm helping her optimize her manufacturing process.17200:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,790好了休息时间结束Alright, break's over.17300:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,680听好命令你们全体为一...* Pay attention to orders now you one and all...17400:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,990等等你用的什么黏合剂?Hold on. What are you using as a bonding agent?17500:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,140热熔胶Hot glue.17600:08:34,340 --> 00:08:34,790不会吧Y ou're kidding.17700:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,360任何快干胶都比它好Any of the cnoacrylates would do a better job.17800:08:37,470 --> 00:08:39,090不管用这花容易渗水It won't work, the flower'too porous.17900:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,330我们把矽胶原液注进底层What if we infused the bottom layer18000:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,000这样就有了一个更牢固的底座with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface?18100:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,700好主意Intriguing.18200:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,940问得好Good question.18300:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,880你有什么市场营销渠道吗?Wh are your marketing and distribution channels?18400:08:48,990 --> 00:08:50,420呃和我一起工作的女招待Well, ere are the waitresses at my work,18500:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,790在旧城镇里有一间小巧可爱的商店...and this cute, little shop in Old Town...18600:08:51,890 --> 00:08:53,580停停停没有什么实体店存在Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush-- virtually non-existent.18700:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,720我在考虑我们首先为她I'm thinking that we set her up18800:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,970建立一个电子商务监控系统with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start.18900:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,720还要什么中介系统呢Why not eliminate the middle man?19000:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,060我们可以装一个小服务器群We could install a small server farm19100:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,710IP地址直接是她卧室!with a static IP in her bedroom.19200:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,740那她就需要一些工业制冷系统了She'd need some kind of industrial cooling system.19300:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,400当然了不过慢着Of course, but before we set up19400:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,180我们建立市场营销基础设施之前a marketing andistribution infrastructure,19500:09:09,270 --> 00:09:11,560必须先完善生产过程we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process.19600:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,810首先现在有个严重问题To start with, she has a terrible problem19700:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,640闪粉因为受潮而凝固成块了with moisture-induced glitter clump.19800:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,940是啊真是难伺候Y eah, it's a bitch.19900:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,510这我以前见过Uh, I've seen this before.20000:09:24,670 --> 00:09:25,520在哪儿?Where?20100:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,110脱衣舞娘常遇到的问题It's a common stripper problem.20200:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,190她们一跳舞一流汗就凝固了嘛They dance, they swe, they clump.20300:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,370你是不是在考虑Are you thinking about adding20400:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,830加点硫酸钙进去用作干燥剂呢?a desiccant ke calcium sulfate?20500:09:40,390 --> 00:09:43,310其实我在想一个叫薇迦的脱衣舞娘Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named V ega.20600:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,760当然啦可以用硫酸钙But re, calcium sulfate could work.20700:09:50,050 --> 00:09:52,050让我们再想想别的Let's think out the box for a moment.20800:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,900用分子筛怎么样How about a molecular sieve?20900:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,840我厨房里有个意面筛子I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen.21000:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,070我们可以从化学实验室Hey, we could liberate some21100:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,730拿些微孔活性炭出来micro-porous charcoal from the chem lab.21200:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,170很好拉杰你和霍华德去拿活性炭Oh, great.Raj, why don't you and Howard go get the charcoal?21300:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,110莱纳德你去给网站做个初步设计Leonard, why don't you start working on preliminary web site designs.21400:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,160我去我们公寓里腾些地方出来I'll make some space in our apartment21500:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,980这样我们可以展开生产过程so we can move the manufacturing process.21600:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,680我的公寓哪里不好了?Well, what's wrong with my apartment?21700:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,450这里不是我的公寓It's not my apartment.21800:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,960等等我该干什么Wait, wait, what am I going to do?21900:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,760呃这是你的生意Uh, hey, it's your business.22000:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,790做你想做的任何事Do whatever you want22100:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,130好真不错Okay, cool.22200:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,850我要睡一觉I'm gonna take a nap.22300:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,160我还在修改中I'm still twinking things a little bit,22400:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,600但能给你们看网站的大致样子了but this will give you the general idea of the Web site.22500:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,670你们觉得怎么样So, what do you guys think?22600:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,860呃不管我用何种方式说出来Uh, pretty much any way I say that22700:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,350都会伤到他的感情的is going to hurt his feelings.22800:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,710有什么问题吗Okay, what's wrong with it?22900:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,830有什么问题What's wrong with it?23000:11:03,970 --> 00:11:05,110不是你我没在问你Not you. I wasn't asking you.23100:11:07,310 --> 00:11:07,930佩妮Penny?23200:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,890呃有一点点幼稚Uh, well, it's a little juvenile.23300:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,670看着像一个13岁女孩的I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page23400:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,910个人主页of a 13-year-old girl.23500:11:15,430 --> 00:11:16,600不像啊No, it doesn't.23600:11:16,850 --> 00:11:20,390拜托约会热线都可以拿这个来吸引色狼了Please. <i>Dateline</i> could use it to attract predators.23700:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,560佩妮这是你的公司Penny, this is your enterprise,23800:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,020所以最终决议权在于你so it's ultimately your decision,23900:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,560但基于他工作的质量but based on the quality of his work,24000:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,730我强烈建议开除莱纳德I'd strongly recommend that we let Leonard go.24100:11:33,550 --> 00:11:34,540你想开除我?Y ou want to fire me?24200:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,560我怎么想都没有关系这是佩妮的决定What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.24300:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,460佩妮?Penny?24400:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,980等等既然我做得那么糟Excuse me, but if I did such a bad job,24500:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,660那为什么已经有人下订单了then why do we already have orders?24600:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,410真的吗We do?24700:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,720看Uh-huh. Look.24800:11:47,090 --> 00:11:50,880阿拉巴马亨斯维尔的菲奥娜·冯戴尔太太要两个Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two.24900:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,100没开玩笑吧两个?No kidding. Two? Uh-huh25000:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,180看那些评论Look at the comments.25100:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,830谢谢佩妮花花这些为我遮羞再好不过了Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These will be perfect, to cover my bald spot."25200:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,550真感动that is so sweet.25300:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,560当作遮羞的用途Camouflaging bald spots.25400:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,250这能够吸引男士目光That's primarily a male concern.25500:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,970也许我们可以扩大市场Perhaps could expand our market.25600:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,920花花发卡怎么能吸引男人呢How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?25700:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,720我们加上蓝牙!We add Bluetooth!25800:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,230太聪明了男人喜欢蓝牙Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth.25900:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,510等等等等Wait a minute, wait a minute,26000:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,710你想做一个装有蓝牙的发卡?you want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth?26100:12:25,860 --> 00:12:29,130佩妮任何东西加上了蓝牙都会好很多Penny, everything is better with Bluetooth.26200:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,690噢天啊Holy crap.26300:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,380有人刚订了一千个佩妮花花Someone just ordered a thousand Penny Blossoms.26400:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,400怎么可能Get out!26500:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,660谁会需要一千个带莱茵石的Who needs a thousand sparkly flower barrettes26600:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,110花花发卡with rhinestones?26700:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,160第五届新泽西州东卢瑟福德"The Fifth Annual East Rutherford, New Jersey,26800:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,030男同女同双性恋者和变性人联盟宴会Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance Luau."26900:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,290噢又一个可以开拓的市场Oh, another market to expand27000:12:51,410 --> 00:12:52,740裸体基佬To balding gay men.27100:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,220我打赌女同们喜欢蓝牙And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth.27200:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,520我们该开始工作了We should get to work.27300:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,490等等为什么他要一天内加急交货Wait, wait, why does it say "one-day rush"?27400:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,540我们什么时候提供加急服务了Since when do we offer a one-day rush?27500:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,510亚马逊购书网提供加急服务的Amazon offers one-day rush.27600:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,450但他们又不需要把书黏在一起Y eah, but they don't have to glue the books together.27700:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,800我们怎么才能在一天内How the hell are we going to make27800:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,660做出一千个佩妮花花呢a thousand Penny Blossoms in one day?27900:13:13,010 --> 00:13:13,910别对我吼啊Don't yell at me.28000:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,010我又不是负责生产的我只负责网页设计I'm not manufacturing. I'm just Web design.28100:13:16,900 --> 00:13:19,180好吧我要去打电话取消订单Okay, well, I'm gonna have to call and cancel the order.28200:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,220什么Excuse me,28300:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,200这难道不正是你的目标吗but was this not your goal?28400:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,700通过企业的独特性Financial independence28500:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,920和创新性来达到经济独立的目的through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?28600:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,910是我的独特性和创新性但仍是你的目标My brilliance and innovation, of course, but still.28700:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,630我只是不知道我们怎么才能完成这活I just don't see how we can pull this off.28800:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,950就是这种支吾的语气和自我怀疑That, right there, that equivotion and self-doubt,28900:13:36,220 --> 00:13:38,280这可不是美国精神that is not the American spirit.29000:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,350戴维·克罗基特[拓荒时代英雄]放弃阿拉莫了吗Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo?29100:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,980吉姆·鲍伊[美国英雄人物]放弃了吗Did Jim Bowie?29200:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,530他们是没放弃他们被宰了They didn't quit.They were massacred...29300:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,550被无数愤怒的墨西哥人宰了by like a gazillion angry Mexicans.29400:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,030这么说吧Let me put it this way.29500:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,430你这单的毛收入Y our gross receipts on this one order29600:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,060将会超过3000美金只要工作一晚will be over $3,000 for one night's work.29700:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,830大家开工Y ou guys get started.29800:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,520你在干嘛What are you doing?29900:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,180上网买鞋子Going online to buy shoes!30000:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,700。
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00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,830时间到Time!200:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900好的克林贡迷们放下铅笔All right, Klingons, pencils down.300:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960好的我这有"pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语] Okay, I have "pokh."400:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,630有了有了Have it. Got it.500:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,630"Potl""Potl."600:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,900有了有了Yup. Have it. Have it.700:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,900"Pukhpa""Pukhpa."800:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,230有了有了Have it. Got it. Yup.900:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,230我有"chorrr"I have "chorrr."1000:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,130有了Got it. Yup.1100:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,330-"Nekhmakh" -有了-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,760和"kreplach"And "kreplach."1300:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,160等等"Kreplach"吗Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"1400:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,990对Yeah.1500:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,380那不是克林贡语那是依地语意思是肉馅饺子That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.1600:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,430看来它也是克林贡语中的词语Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.1700:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,860真的吗给它下个定义Really? Define it.1800:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,600"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.1900:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,960裁判怎么裁决Judge's ruling?2000:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,830不予采纳Bilurrrbe.2100:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,630大伙我要看一下你们的电视Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.2200:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,800你的怎么了What's wrong with your TV?2300:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,960我也不知道刚刚没影了I don't know. It just died.2400:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,300里面全是雪花I'm getting a bunch of static.2500:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,460你付你的有线电视费了吗Did you pay your cable bill?2600:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,960你这口气跟有线电视公司一样Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.2700:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960好吧大家安静All right, so, shh!2800:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,730泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从全美超模大赛里踢人了Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.2900:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,460抱歉佩妮但我们要Excuse me, Penny, but we're...3000:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,460别别别告诉她No, no, don't tell her.3100:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,530正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏playing Klingon Boggle.3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,260哦Aw...3300:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,630你"哦"什么What do you mean, "Aw"?3400:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,760难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗Like she didn't know we were nerds?3500:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,030好吧如果你一定要看的话All right, if you must watch,3600:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,560那就请你静音只看字幕then mute it with closed captions, please.3700:01:13,630 --> 00:01:14,900随你Fine.3800:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,960好了拼字斗士们开始吧All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!3900:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,300看看这些姑娘Look at those women.4000:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,630真是光彩照人啊They're gorgeous.4100:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,700"Worf" 不错名词当专有名词就太可惜了Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.4200:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,300看那位她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4300:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,300不对等等那位才是No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4400:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,700头上戴着With her head in the lap of...00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,560真是太巧了她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4600:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,430对她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.4700:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,060现任的沃罗威茨夫人The current Mrs. Wolowitz.4800:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200"qochbe'"是用嘴发音还是用喉咙发音Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?4900:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,860为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?5000:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,030那是阿娜伊斯That's Anais.5100:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,300房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她None of the other girls in the house like her.5200:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,260房子什么房子House? What house?5300:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,960她们都居住在同一所房子里They all live in a house together.5400:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,630房子在哪A house, where?5500:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,760我不知道洛杉矶的某个地方吧I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.5600:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,930等一下Wait a minute.5700:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,800你是说我只需开车就能到You're telling me that I'm within driving distance5800:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,760这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?5900:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,460对我想是的Yeah, I guess.6000:02:32,530 --> 00:02:38,230她们住在一起一同沐浴还And they live together and shower together and...6100:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,800裸体枕头大战have naked pillow fights?6200:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,500你要去哪Hey, wh-where are you going?6300:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,460去付我的有线电视费To pay my cable bill.6400:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,760好的放下铅笔All right, pencils down!6500:02:50,830 --> 00:02:54,970我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."6600:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,510你们有吗Anybody got those?6700:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,260我错过什么了吗她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?6800:03:31,330 --> 00:03:36,200还没不过她在水下拍的照片真是丢死人了Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.6900:03:36,210 --> 00:03:40,660很不幸吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.7000:03:40,730 --> 00:03:45,600对她来说是好事我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.7100:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,200谢尔顿食物买来了Sheldon, the food's here.7200:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,400到屋子了Ooh, there's the house.7300:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,800定格快定格Freeze frame, freeze frame.7400:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,460你们在干什么What are you doing?7500:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,700标记星辰位置和地理特征Marking the star positions and physical landmarks7600:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,300那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦so we can find the house of the supermodels.7700:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,460为什么Why?7800:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,130这不是明摆着吗Isn't it obvious?7900:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,260她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,8000:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,400让她自尊受损感觉在这里不受欢迎making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.8100:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,130也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.8200:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,130-我的中号汉堡好了吗-好了-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.8300:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,930-片状莳萝不甜的吗-对-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.8400:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,060-调味品是单独包装吗-对-Individual relish packets? -Yes.8500:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,560-有洋葱圈吗-有-Onion rings? -Yes.8600:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,730-还有额外的面包吗-我问了-Extra breading? -I asked.8700:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,660-他们怎么说-没有-你抗议了吗-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?8800:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,230-是的-吵架了吗-没-Yes. -V ociferously? -No.00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,530那你怎么现在才来Well, then what took you so long?9000:04:31,530 --> 00:04:32,860你就吃吧Just eat.9100:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,600大伙我错过什么了吗Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?9200:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,900吉塞尔现在命悬一线Giselle's hanging by a thread.9300:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,160太好了我讨厌她Oh, good, I hate her.9400:04:40,230 --> 00:04:43,900那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了Then you're not invited to our wedding.9500:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,900给你Here you go.9600:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,060谢谢Thank you.9700:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,630咱们还要看Oh, do we have to suffer through this9800:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,330这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?9900:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,560对Yes.10000:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,830咱俩有固定的电视节目表You and I have a standing TV schedule,10100:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,430那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.10200:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,830除非是插播新闻否则任何变更Any alterations except for breaking news10300:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,260都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.10400:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,700写在议程里吧Put it on the agenda.10500:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,460但你必须先提案才能写到议程里But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.10600:05:05,530 --> 00:05:08,300我可以提案呀但你不会喜欢的Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.10700:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,260好吧你就嘲笑议会程序吧Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.10800:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,360至少能把声音关掉吧At least put it on mute.10900:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,600吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.11000:05:17,660 --> 00:05:19,160穿得是越来越清凉了啊It's totally going to be Summer.11100:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,860咋啦What?11200:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,830谢尔顿的洋葱圈快放回去Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!11300:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,530不过是个洋葱圈嘛It's one onion ring.11400:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,800在他发现前赶快放回去Just put it back before he comes!11500:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,330错错错No, no, no!11600:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,100我觉得原来不是放在那的No, I don't think that's where it was.11700:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160他来了大家不要承认啊Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, people.11800:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,260都别吭气Wall of silence.11900:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,630谁动了我的Who touched my...12000:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,000佩妮佩妮干的Penny! Penny did it.12100:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,460你为什么要这么对我Why would you do that?12200:05:45,530 --> 00:05:46,530不知道我饿了I don't know. I was hungry?12300:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,900有什么大不了的What's the big deal?12400:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,460没有人可以动我盘子里的食物The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.12500:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,330好吧我不知道对不起了All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.12600:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,830我也对不起了但你二振了Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.12700:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,500什么What?12800:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,930你有两振了You have two strikes.12900:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,730三振出局Three strikes and you're out.13000:06:05,730 --> 00:06:08,460这是个体育方面的暗喻It's a sports metaphor.13100:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,330体育方面的暗喻A sports metaphor?13200:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,230是的棒球Yes, baseball.13300:06:13,860 --> 00:06:16,160好吧我加入All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.13400:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,300我什么时候一振的What was my first strike?13500:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,600三月十八号March 18th.13600:06:18,660 --> 00:06:22,260你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.13700:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,760我有吗I did?13800:06:23,830 --> 00:06:28,000那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?13900:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,960拜托每个人都喜欢搞笑猫Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."14000:06:31,030 --> 00:06:36,460多可爱啊它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.14100:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,530我信任你才给你我的邮箱I trusted you with my email address,14200:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,260你发网络老古董给我这就背叛了我对你的信任and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:14300:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,600一振strike one.14400:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,330动了我的食物二振Touching my food: strike two.14500:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,460别担心只在你的档案里保存一年Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.14600:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,200你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉可就得去上他的课You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.14700:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,160拜托我就碰了一个洋葱圈Come on, I touched one onion ring.14800:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,560没错但你又把它放回来了Yeah, and then you put it back,14900:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,530从而污染了其它洋葱圈compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.15000:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,800亲爱的你以后还想不想搭我的车了Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?15100:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,730听着佩妮我也想对你宽容一些Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,15200:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,760但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,15300:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,100我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.15400:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,930恭喜了你正式成为我们中的一员Congratulations. You're officially one of us.15500:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,560新成员新成员One of us, one of us.15600:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,230太激动了Well, what a thrill.15700:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,400你坐在我的位子上了You're sitting in my spot.15800:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,530天呐别跟我开玩笑了Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.15900:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,660莱纳德她坐在我的位置上呢Leonard, she's in my spot.16000:07:33,730 --> 00:07:36,830事情是这样的Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.16100:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,830你走了以后我还要和他住在一起After you leave, I still have to live with him.16200:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,930我不管我就坐这了I don't care. I'm taking a stand.16300:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,730这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场] Metaphorically.16400:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,900那好吧三振出局All right, that's it. Strike three.16500:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960噢三振Ooh, strike three.16600:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,860我被驱逐了I'm banished?16700:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,360什么东西啊What the hell kind of crap is that?16800:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100别担心我会和他谈谈的Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.16900:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,460没错你谈吧Yeah, you do that.17000:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,460弱弱地问一句你愿意来听他的课么Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?17100:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,060你可以在网上听You can do it online!17200:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,960根据我们的三角测量法So based on our triangulation,17300:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,030我们锁定了超模的所在地we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house17400:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,730在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.17500:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,900或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.17600:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,860我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么When we find it, you want to go with us?17700:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,830去做什么To do what?17800:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,660和漂亮姑娘开派对啊Party with the pretty girls, dude!17900:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,100你疯了么Are you insane?18000:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,760你可去不成You're not going to party with them.18100:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,560你连接近那个地方都做不到You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.18200:08:32,630 --> 00:08:36,760关于月球当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.18300:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,760没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.18400:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,760为了送一个人上月球The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure18500:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,230整个国家做出了十年的努力to put a man on the moon.18600:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730我亲爱的美国兄弟们不出今年Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,18700:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,760我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.18800:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,260之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过And a large number of people will believe it never happened.18900:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,100让我想想Okay, let me guess.19000:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,100莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.19100:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,500谢谢Thank you.19200:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,100不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds19300:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,860是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.19400:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,230给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,19500:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,900专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉the meatlover's pizza, no meat.19600:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,430马上就来Coming right up.19700:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,630等下Wait. Excuse me.19800:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,060你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,19900:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,530烤肉酱培根芝士单放barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.20000:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,730我没告诉你么Oh, I didn't tell you?20100:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,430你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.20200:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,830为什么Why?20300:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,060因为你三振了呀Well, you have three strikes.20400:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,900进门一振坐下二振One: coming in. Two: sitting down.20500:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,500三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度And three: I don't like your attitude.20600:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,060你不能这么做You can't do that.20700:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,360这不仅违反了加州法律Not only is it a violation of California state law,20800:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,400而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.20900:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,030不会现在有新的规定了Yeah, no, there's a new policy:21000:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,330日本人与谢尔顿不准进入No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.21100:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,830我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.21200:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,830佩妮我能和你说句话么Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?21300:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400事情是这样的Well, here's the thing.21400:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,260我和谢尔顿谈过了他也觉得自己过分Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible21500:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,100他也认为他有点不可理喻有点过火了and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.21600:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,700真的吗那太好了Really? Well, that's great.21700:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,760是的跟他道个歉好吗Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?21800:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,600什么我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.21900:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,900别这样其实很简单Oh, come on. It's easy.22000:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,130他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉He'll even tell you what to say.22100:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,300莱纳德你还没开窍吗Leard, don't you get it?22200:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,200如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮If you guys keep going along with his insanity,22300:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,510会助长他的气焰you're just encouraging him.22400:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,770才没有我们是卑躬屈膝We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.22500:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,940我喜欢和你们一起Look, I like hanging out with you guys,22600:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.22700:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,670事实上严格来说你真的有做Well, actually, technically, you did do it.22800:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100那是一振莱纳德That's strike one, Leonard.22900:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,770这是你的油炸玉米粉饼There you go: quesadilla.23000:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,340沙拉Salad.23100:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,940还有你的披萨There's your pizza.23200:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion23300:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970热烈讨论后with my manager23400:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,570一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,23500:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,300烤肉芝士汉堡送上barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.23600:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,700谢谢Thank you.23700:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,340别客气尽情吃Go ahead. Eat it.23800:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,450有种就吃I dare you23900:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,200就是这里找到了我找到了全美超模That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!24000:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,240真的吗Are you sure?24100:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,400看啊房顶上Look, on the roof.24200:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,970阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.24300:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,340还是欧式的European-style.24400:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640单从google的卫星地图你就能把她们认出吗You can recognize people on Google Earth?24500:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140当然不是Of course not.24600:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,140一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.24700:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,740北美防空联合司令部你还动用了军用飞机NORAD? You're using military aircraft?24800:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,900它被设定任务去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.24900:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,140我也最多借来用一个小时I took it an hour out of its way, tops.25000:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,140好了他在哪Okay, where is he?25100:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,700谢尔顿吗我载他去了漫画店怎么了Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?25200:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,970这试试上网Here. Try and go online.25300:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,670-无线上网有问题吗-你试试啊Problem with the WiFi? Just try.25400:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,700你好乱抓汉堡的人Greetings, hamburger toucher.25500:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,770或许你在讶异You are probably wondering25600:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,270为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下why you cannot IM with your little friends25700:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,040你的生活是多么如此这般美妙about how much you "heart" various things.25800:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,800这段录像是在警告你This recorded message is alerting you25900:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,340你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子that I am putting an end26000:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,740已经一去不复返to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.26100:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,000如果你想补救现状If you want to remedy the situation,26200:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,070你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司you can contact the phone company,26300:12:16,140 --> 00:12:21,640自己开个无线账号自己付钱或者你可以跟我道歉set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.26400:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970看Well?26500:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240早说了卑躬屈膝I reiterate: knuckle under.26600:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,300不不不我要宣战了No, no, no, no, no. It is on.26700:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,100我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.26800:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,170佩妮没人想要跟谢尔顿对着干Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.26900:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,900这人是从超级恶人实验室事故里逃出来的The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.27000:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,540我不管我以前还是牛仔呢I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.27100:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,600不用一分钟我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.27200:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000别这样对一个书呆子嘛No need to neuter the nerd.27300:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,640我能帮你上网I can get you back online.27400:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100看问题解决了There, see? Problem solved.27500:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,240好啦[依地语犹太人使用的国际语]V oil?27600:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,140你好啊小虫子SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.27700:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,500作为和我对着干的惩罚As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,27800:13:02,570 --> 00:13:06,440你们每人都额外增加一振everyone is awarded one additional strike.27900:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,440多亏你啊霍华德Thanks a lot, Howard.28000:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,900你在哪里啰嗦什么What are you complaining about?28100:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,370我还要去接受他的教育I'm the one who has to take the class again.28200:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040你好Hello.28300:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,170要去洗衣服吗Time to do your laundry, huh?28400:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,170周六晚嘛It's Saturday night.28500:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,140周六是洗衣之夜Saturday is laundry night.28600:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,970我知道I know.28700:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,740每个周六的8点15分Every Saturday at 8:15.28800:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040老少咸宜Easy to anticipate.28900:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,270你这是什么意思What are you implying?29000:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,270我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.29100:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,070如果因为某些事周六晚上8点15分And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry29200:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,640不能洗衣服on Saturday at 8:15,29300:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,000你会觉得you might find it...29400:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,400不爽unpleasant.29500:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,840甘拜下风吧Knuckle under? My ass.29600:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,700不是吧所有的机器都有人用Oh, no, are all the machines taken?29700:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,600你该怎么办呢What are you gonna do?29800:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,740没问题No problem.29900:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440换一个晚上再洗好了I'll just do my laundry another night.300。