马达加斯加2
30部最令人匪夷所思的爱情电影

30部最令人匪夷所思的爱情电影推荐30部最令人匪夷所思的爱情电影,真爱重口味!并非所有爱情电影都唯美浪漫的,或许是老翁老妪、野兽家禽,孤魂野鬼、外星来客……看片前请慎重选择!何为爱情?千百人心中会有千百种答案。
在五彩斑斓、光怪陆离的电影世界中,尤其是在善于“造梦”的好莱坞电影中,爱情从来都不是帅哥美女牵手逛街、拥抱热吻这么简单。
想象力丰富的电影人给传统的爱情戏码增添了无限可能,在电影里的主人公们眼中,只有你想不到,没有他们爱不上的。
情人眼里出西施,管你是老翁老妪、野兽家禽,孤魂野鬼还是外星来客,只要咱俩对上了眼,那就一定要轰轰烈烈爱个够,什么家庭的阻挠,世俗的眼光,甚至是战争的炮火……都是浮云。
在狂热的恋人眼中,痛痛快快地相爱一场,那才是最要紧的头等大事。
下面,我们为您精选出好莱坞电影中30个最令人匪夷所思的爱情故事。
看看下面这三十部电影,见识见识这些千奇百怪的“不可能爱情”,一定能激励你对爱情的信心:他们都能相爱,凭什么我和他/她就不可以!NO.1 《充气娃娃之恋》(2007)怪异之处:嗯,你没看错,就是你想到的那种充气娃娃每个寂寞苦闷,为找不到异性伴侣而烦恼不已的宅男都应该看看这部《充气娃娃之恋》,它会让宅男们前所未有的振奋。
单身汉拉斯(瑞恩·高斯林饰)患有严重的自闭症,童年的不幸给他心灵埋下了挥不去的阴影,他无法与女孩子相处,只能把所有的痴迷集中在一个充气娃娃身上,他们俩一起吃饭,入眠,参加家庭聚会,去教堂做礼拜,甚至要与她举行婚礼。
所有人都觉得拉斯已经疯了,但拉斯的内心却在这不可思议的举动中发生着潜移默化的改变。
对充气娃娃怪异的感情并没有让拉斯在自闭的世界里越陷越深,相反,对爱对生活全新的理解使他孤独的心得到了解放。
拉斯最终找到了自己心爱的真人女孩,彻底与童年阴影诀别,步入成人世界。
至于充气娃娃嘛,小编一直很好奇,会不会有专门的男性充气娃娃和她配个对呢?NO.2 《暮光之城》(2008)怪异之处:108岁的吸血鬼与17岁的懵懂少女,口味偏重身份,地位,财富之外,年龄也是关乎爱情关系是否牢固的重要一环,男女年龄差距太大的话,额,不是小编诅咒你们,真得容易杯具。
《马达加斯加2》观后感

《马达加斯加2》观后感《马达加斯加2》观后感1星期三下午,我去看了电影《马达加斯加2》,大体内容是:一只贪玩又爱跳舞的小狮子,它的爸爸在与人打架时,被抓进木箱里,爸爸没能救出它,木箱子落入河里飘入大海,飘到纽约,最终它到了纽约动物园。
在那里它长大并且交到了三个好伴侣,是斑马、河马、长颈鹿。
三个好伴侣确定出去游玩,乘坐轮船来到了马达加斯加,在那里度过了很多开心的时间,它们又想回到纽约动物园,于是乘坐企鹅开的飞机回去。
不幸,飞机出事故迫降到非洲大草原,故事从这开头了。
在非洲大草原,狮子意外见到了它的父母,老狮子是狮子王。
但是,加入狮子群要通过成年礼,它没有通过。
它被狮子群驱除了。
它又难受难过了。
狮子去找伴侣斑马、河马、长颈鹿,但它们都找到了自己的同类,在一起玩耍。
不幸的事发生了,爱护区里的水流断了,没水了。
大家不知怎么办好。
这时,狮子出来确定走出爱护区,查找水源。
它叫上好伴侣,经过千辛万苦的查找,发觉水流被一群纽约人堵住了。
最终,老狮子也来帮助,企鹅开着的飞机也来了,大家努力把水坝冲垮了,爱护区又有水了。
狮子又回到了狮子群,当上了狮子王,伴侣们坐着飞机又回到纽约动物园。
看完电影,我大有感受,一群动物都能团结互助,舍己为人,为了大家冒着生命危急走出爱护区去查找水源,我觉得团结就是力气,当遇到困难,想方法解决。
伴侣是我们身边不能缺少的力气,我们要珍惜友谊。
也不能为了自己抛弃伴侣。
我喜爱这部电影,它带给我欢乐和启示。
《马达加斯加2》观后感2动物其实跟人类一样,有亲情、友谊、爱情,有欢乐、悲伤、生气,不同的是,他们有时比人类更可爱。
这是看完动画片《马达加斯加2》后的感悟。
会跳舞的狮子亚历克斯、独一无二的斑马玛蒂、羞涩的长颈鹿先生和温顺的河马小姐组成无与伦比的和谐团队,他们乘坐企鹅的飞机,偶然落到了非洲草原,亚历克斯找到了他的父母,而他的父亲正是草原之王,艾力克由于只会跳舞,被另一只强壮的狮子战胜,全家被赶出家族。
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你真是个怪孩子。怪孩子。来吧,再试一次。
Oh,Alakay Stop...stop it,stop it rigth now,don't going...
哦,Alakay。别跳舞,停。
-Makunga: It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want it to.
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-Marty: I don't like looks of this guy.
我不喜欢这家伙的样子。
-Gloria:Well, I think he is kind of cute.
cute: 可爱的
我觉得他还满可爱的呀。
-Marty: I think he is kind of show off.
在我把你打得落花流水之前,让我问问你,你究竟到底为什么想要当领头狮子?
-Makunga: I am better looking, I have better hair, I am deceivingly smart and... I want everyone else to do what I say.
孩子,听着,你将来会长大,某天会长成像你爸爸一样,你要学会怎么搏斗呀。
Alakay, let me show you something, OK? You see this mark?
好了,Alakay,我给你看样东西,好吗?看见这个记号了么?
You and me are the same and when you're bigger,
封上,走吧。
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世界票房201008排名1.阿凡达Avatar (2009) $27.343亿/导演:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/编剧:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/主演:萨姆·沃辛顿Sam Worthington 佐伊·索尔达娜Zoe Saldana 西格妮·韦弗Sigourney Weaver 希·庞德CCH Pounder 米歇尔·罗德里格兹Michelle Rodriguez/第82届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果、最佳艺术指导、最佳摄影2. 泰坦尼克号Titanic (1997) $18.353亿/第70届奥斯卡最佳影片、最佳视觉效果/导演:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/主演:Leonardo DiCaprio,Kate Winslet3. 指环王3:国王归来The Lord of the Rings : The Return of the King (2003) $11.292亿/第76届奥斯卡最佳影片、最佳视觉效果/导演:Peter Jackson /演员:Elijah Wood,Viggo Mortensen,Orlando Bloom,Sean Astin-------------------------------------3----------------------------------------------------4. 加勒比海盗2:聚魂棺/亡灵宝藏Pirates of the Caribbean : Dead Man's Chest (2006) $10.603亿/第79届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果/导演:Gore Verbinski/演员:Johnny Depp,Orlando Bloom,Keira Knightley5.爱丽丝梦游仙境Alice in Wonderland (2010) $10.233亿/3D6↑玩具总动员3Toy Story 3 (2010) 10.121亿7. 蝙蝠侠前传2:黑暗骑士The dark knight (2008) $10.019亿8. 哈利·波特1:哈利·波特与魔法石Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $9.687亿9. 加勒比海盗3:世界尽头Pirates of the Caribbean : At World's End (2007) $9.584亿10. 哈利·波特5:哈利·波特与凤凰社Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) $9.370亿--------------------------------------10------------------------------------------------11.哈利·波特6:哈利·波特与混血王子Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) $9.340亿12. 星战前传1:魅影危机Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace (1999) $9.224亿13. 指环王2:双塔奇兵The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $9.216亿/第75届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果14. 侏罗纪公园1 Jurassic Park (1993) $9.197亿/第66届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果15. 哈利·波特4:哈利·波特与火焰杯Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $8.922亿16.冰河世纪3:恐龙的黎明Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) $8.878亿/3D动画片17. 蜘蛛侠3 Spider-Man 3 (2007) $8.854亿18. 怪物史莱克2 Shrek 2 (2004) $8.809亿/动画片19. 哈利·波特2:哈利·波特与密室Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $8.663亿20. 海底总动员/寻找尼莫Finding Nemo (2003) $8.650亿/第76届奥斯卡最佳动画长片奖/动画片---------------------------------------20-------------------------------------------------21. 指环王1:护戒使者The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $8.607亿/第74届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果22. 星战前传3:西斯的复仇Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of the Sith (2005) $8.485亿23. 变形金刚2:卷土重来Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) $8.353亿24. 独立日Independence Day (1996) $8.112亿/第69届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果25. 蜘蛛侠Spider-Man (2002) $8.067亿26. 星球大战1 Star Wars (1977) $7.979亿/第50届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果27. 史莱克3Shrek the Third (2007) $7.911亿/动画片28. 哈利·波特3:哈利·波特与阿兹卡班的囚徒Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $7.895亿29. 蜘蛛侠2 Spider-Man 2 (2004) $7.836亿/第77届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果30. 狮子王The Lion King (1994) $7.834亿/动画片31. 夺宝奇兵4:水晶头骨王国Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) $7.830亿32.2012 (2009) $7.668亿/动画片33. 达芬奇密码The Da Vinci Code (2006) $7.572亿34. 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1.阿凡达Avatar (2009) $27.54893602亿(沙发,BT种子。
)导演:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/编剧:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/主演:萨姆·沃辛顿Sam Worthington 佐伊·索尔达娜Zoe Saldana 西格妮·韦弗Sigourney Weaver 希·庞德CCH Pounder 米歇尔·罗德里格兹Michelle Rodriguez/第82届奥斯卡最佳视觉效果、最佳艺术指导、最佳摄影影片的预算超过5亿美元,成为电影史上预算金额最高的电影。
全球票房:$2,754,893,602全球电影票房历史排名第一全球第一部票房突破19亿并一路到达27亿美元的影片全球影史票房最快过十亿美元记录:17天.最快破一亿(3天)、二亿(5天)、四亿(10天)唯一突破7亿并到达14亿的影片2. 泰坦尼克号Titanic (1997) $18.43201268(板凳,带泰坦尼克号2的电影观看视频。
)第70届奥斯卡最佳影片、最佳视觉效果/导演:詹姆斯·卡梅隆James Cameron/主演:Leonardo DiCaprio,Kate Winslet该片是当时电影史上第一昂贵的电影,全球票房收入为18亿3540万美元(北美地区为6亿美元,中国三点六亿人民币),是位居全球及北美地区历史单部影片票房的第二名,仅次于詹姆斯·卡梅隆指导的另一部影片,2009年已上映的《阿凡达》。
全球票房$1,843,201,268北美票房$600,788,188海外票房$1,242,413,0803.↑哈利·波特7与死亡圣器(下)(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)(地板,这个系列的前7部电影BT种子,哈利波特7下没有。
)2011年7月7日英国伦敦首映。
经典影视 欧美原版动画180部

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这套动画是我亲自整理上传,可谓每部都是经典,绝对物超所值~~适合年龄:3-16岁视频格式:MKV格式语言:英语有字幕资源大小:259G+清晰度:高清动画特点:专门为儿童精心挑选的动画片,推荐给小朋友们看!001.无敌钢铁侠002.无敌破坏王(2012)003.仙履奇缘1950004.仙履奇缘2美梦成真005.仙履奇缘3时间魔法006.小鸡快跑(2000)007.夏洛特的网008.小鹿斑比1009.小鹿斑比2010.邪恶新世界011.幻想曲2000012.极地特快013.精灵旅社(2012)014.小叮当:夏日风暴015.野兽家园016.钟楼怪人017.太空堡垒暗影编年018.玩具总动员1019.玩具总动员2020.玩具总动员3021.玩具总动员之夏威夷假期022.小红帽后现代版2023.星银岛024.蜜蜂总动员025.狮子王1026.狮子王2027.狮子王3028.小飞象029.奇妙仙子与精灵杯大赛030.汽车总动员1031.汽车总动员2032.忍者神龟033.圣诞颂歌034.守护者联盟035.双鼠记036.泰山1037.太空犬038.猫和老鼠:飙风天王039.猫和老鼠:胡桃夹子的传奇040.猫和老鼠:绿野仙踪041.猫和老鼠与福尔摩斯042.美食从天降043.牧场是我家044.纳尼亚传奇:魔幻王国:狮子、女巫和魔衣橱045.玛丽和马克思046.猫狗大战1047.猫狗大战2048.匹诺曹049.汽车闯天关050.拯救小英雄051.老太太与死神052.料理鼠王053.绿野仙踪054.马达加斯加1055.马达加斯加2:逃往非洲056.马达加斯加3057.美女与野兽058.加菲猫059.精灵鼠小弟1060.精灵鼠小弟2061.科学怪狗062.空中大灌篮063.狂野大自然064.蓝精灵065.里约大冒险066.虫虫特工队067.地下理想国068.辛巴达七海传奇069.星河战队:入侵070.驯龙高手071.战鸽快飞072.阿拉丁1073.阿拉丁2074.埃及王子075.艾尔文与花栗鼠2076.艾尔文与花栗鼠3077.白雪公主1937078.拜见罗宾逊一家079.卑鄙的我080.怪物史莱克1081.怪物史莱克2082.怪物史莱克3083.怪物史莱克4084.狐狸与猎狗2:终生的朋友085.花木兰1086.花木兰2087.拯救小兔088.超级大坏蛋089.超人特工队090.风中奇缘1091.风中奇缘2092.公主与青蛙093.怪兽电力公司094.怪物大战外星人095.海底总动员096.海绵宝宝历险记097.爱丽丝梦游仙境098.超狗任务099.穿靴子的猫100.大丹麦狗马默杜克101.丁丁历险记102.怪兽屋103.变形金刚大电影104.查理和巧克力工厂105.超人大战极英盟106.超人与蝙蝠侠:启示录107.彼得潘1108.彼得潘2109.别惹蚂蚁110.冰河世纪1111.冰河世纪2112.冰河世纪3113.冰河世纪4114.大雄兔115.勇敢传说116.机器人总动员117.黑神锅传奇118.森林王子2119.石中劍120.星际宝贝121.熊的傳說122.亚特兰帝斯:失落的帝国123.飞屋环游记124.机器人历险记125.神奇太空裤126.剃刀边缘127.月球野餐记128.凯尔经的秘密129.鲨鱼黑帮130.疯狂原始人131.快乐的大脚2132.快乐的大脚133.消失的天猫座134.南方公园电影版135.圣诞夜惊魂136.泰若星球137.鼠来宝1138138.功夫熊猫139139.功夫熊猫2140140.加菲猫Ⅱ141.魔法保姆麦克菲142.鬼妈妈(2D版)143.南极大冒险144.小鬼当家1145.亚瑟和他的迷你王国146.豚鼠特工队147.圣诞狗狗148.闪电狗149.冲浪企鹅150.亚瑟和他的迷你王国3 151.阿童木152.魔发奇缘153.鼠国流浪记154.逃离地球155.木偶奇遇记156.神奇海盗团157.浪漫的老鼠158.辛普森一家159.睡美人160.霍顿与无名氏161.魔法保姆麦克菲2 162.老爸向前冲163.小鬼当家2164.丛林大反攻165.通灵男孩166.了不起的狐狸爸爸167.飞鸟娱乐168.尼斯湖水怪169.雾都孤儿170.蝙蝠侠:黑暗骑士崛起171.捕鼠记172.小屁孩日记3173.仙镜之桥174.犬八公的故事175.飞机总动员176.火星救母记177.小美人鱼1178.小美人鱼2179.小美人鱼3180.冰雪奇缘[180部原版动画]1942-2014MKV[中英字幕/259G]链接:/s/1o62ZjYU 密码:uco8本文来源于百度网盘资源 , 原文地址:/15095.html。
马达加斯加2经典台词大全

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那么你有了解过台词吗?以下是小编精心整理的马达加斯加2经典台词,仅供参考,大家一起来看看吧。
马达加斯加2经典台词1他们不像你期待的那样长大真的很令人失望啊It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want it to.我还是觉得他太显摆了I still think he is kind of a show off.肯定是的啊他是动物嘛You got to give it to him, the guy is an animal.如果你们有天来曼哈顿的话别担心打个电话就行If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.不过说真的绝对要先打个电话好吗Seriously no, call. OK?如果机舱内气压瞬间下降请把面罩罩上In case of losing cabin pressure, please place the mask over your face...好让其他乘客不被你惊吓的表情吓坏to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.我们可能这样就完了马蒂This could be it Marty.但我还是想说你是个真正的朋友百万里挑一的I just want you to know that you are truly a one in a million friend.谢谢伙计你是最棒的永远都是Thanks buddy. You are the best ever.我知道如果我告诉你你不会介意的I know you won't mind when I tell you...告诉我啊告诉我什么Come on. Tell me it, tell me, tell me what?—我把你的iPod弄坏了—什么?!—I broke your iPod! —What!按键太小了嘛我受不了...The button were so small.—太恐怖了—对不起嘛—It made me mad. —I'm sorry.—我要杀了你! —是个意外嘛对不起啦I'm gonna kill you!注意我是机长This is your captain speaking.我有好消息也有坏消息I've got good news and bad news.好消息就是我们马上就要降落了The good news is, we will be landing immediately.坏消息是The bad news is...我们会是坠落的`we are crush landing!当你们要航空旅行时我们知道你们别无选择When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.马达加斯加2经典台词2但还是要谢谢你们选择企鹅航空But thanks again for choosing air penguin.科沃斯基伤亡报告Kowalski, casualty report.只有两名乘客不知去向机长Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.这个数字我可以接受着陆不错伙计们!That's a number I can live with.Good landing boys. 喂女孩你够壮的啊Goodness girl. You're huge.你的朋友是谁呀? 或者那是你的屁股?Who is your friend, or is that your butt?你反应倒是真快Girl, you are as quick as you all have to.所以你叫摩托摩托?So, you are Moto Moto.这么好听的名字当然要说两次The name is so nice, when you say it twice.我太老了还不想死I'm too old to die.我真想亲亲你猴子I'd like to kiss you monkey man.只剩2天可活的话Only had two days left to live.会实现所有我梦想要做的事I'd do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. 什么事?Like what?我想成为职业口哨家I'd love to became a professional whistler.我现在已经非常令人惊艳了I pretty amazing that I did know.但我要好上加好But I wanna get luck even better.完全可以以此为生I'd make my living out of it.你知道我还会做什么其它事么You know what else I'd do?我要去侵略临国的地盘I'd invade a neighboring country and impose... 不管他们愿意与否都会强加我的意识形态予他们...my own ideology even if they didn't want it. 她爱我She loves me.她爱我的眼睛She loves my eyes.她爱我She loves me.她爱我的过去She loves my ass.她爱我圆滚滚的身材She loves my roundness.她爱我的强壮She loves that I'm chunky.她爱我的丰满She loves that I'm plumpy.她爱我的嘻哈味道She loves my healthiness.她爱我的风趣She loves my zestiness.她永不停止的爱我She loves me restlessly.她永远的爱我She loves me forever.她爱我因为她爱我She loves me, because she loves me.听着摩托摩托你最好像女皇一样待这位女士Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen.因为我的朋友你找到了完美的女人朋友Because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.我若像你样幸运If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman我会天天送她花束I would give her flowers every day.而且不是随便什么破花And not just any flowers, OK?她最喜欢白色的兰花Her favorites are orchids. White.要在早餐送到床边六条全麦面包正反两面都涂黄油And breakfast in bed. Six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides.不要面包皮她喜欢这样的做法No crusts. The way she likes it.我会借她肩膀哭成为她最好的朋友She has the most...most amazing laugh.我是说我要是你就那么做Well, I mean. That's what I would do, if I were you.可我不是你你最好乖乖做But I'm not. So you do it.可能有某人不希望让这些照片流传在外呢。
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《马达加斯加2》原英文台词2009-2-15 22:02回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝2楼madagascar subtitles2009-02-15 18:02100:00:23,343 --> 00:00:28,705Well done boys.It looks like ice cold sushi for breakfast.200:00:47,004 --> 00:00:49,607No, no son. Over here.300:00:50,663 --> 00:00:53,160See the lion, look at the lion, you get the lion.400:00:57,802 --> 00:01:02,796Now son, if you are going to grow up and be like your daddy someday you got to learn how to fight.500:01:05,538 --> 00:01:08,422Alakay, let me show you something, OK?600:01:09,687 --> 00:01:11,553You see this mark?700:01:11,973 --> 00:01:16,792You and me are the same and when you're bigger,you are gonna be alpha lion just like your daddy.800:01:17,249 --> 00:01:19,536Now, let me see you fight. Ready?900:01:20,588 --> 00:01:22,769No Alakay, no dancing.1000:01:23,190 --> 00:01:27,447You just amuse yourself, don't you?You are a strange kid. You are a strange man.1100:01:30,084 --> 00:01:32,300Oh come on, let's try it again.1200:01:37,084 --> 00:01:39,580It's so disappointing when they don't grow upthe way you want it to.1300:01:40,073 --> 00:01:44,679Oh come on.You are not challenging me again, are you?Look on the bright side Zuba. After I...1400:01:44,929 --> 00:01:50,309...defeat you and take over as alpha lion,you will have so much more timeto spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.1500:01:52,807 --> 00:01:58,046Before I kick your butt, let me ask you,why do you even want to become the alpha lion?1600:01:58,401 --> 00:02:01,389I am better looking, I have better hair,I am deceivingly smart and...1700:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,990I want everyone else to do what I say.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝3楼1800:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,049We'll fight on three.1900:02:07,402 --> 00:02:12,114 One.Pay attention Alakay.Daddy gonna show you how it's done. Two, three.2000:02:35,381 --> 00:02:36,893Who is alpha lion?You are.2100:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,958Don't you forget it.And that Alakay is how you attack.2200:02:43,857 --> 00:02:45,581 Alakay?2300:02:50,258 --> 00:02:53,001That's it. Here kitty kitty.2400:02:55,288 --> 00:02:58,312Ah, this one is a beauty.It will be worth a few bucks.2500:02:59,931 --> 00:03:01,478It just gets easier and easier.2600:03:01,354 --> 00:03:04,435 Daddy!2700:03:04,888 --> 00:03:08,871 Alakay, Alakay, Alakay!2800:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,646 Daddy!2900:03:14,009 --> 00:03:16,839 No, no, no!3000:03:19,161 --> 00:03:20,250 Alakay!3100:03:30,308 --> 00:03:33,018 Daddy!Alakay! Daddy got you, hold on.3200:03:37,115 --> 00:03:38,592 Daddy!3300:03:52,581 --> 00:03:55,849 Alakay!3400:04:00,902 --> 00:04:03,046 Daddy!3500:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,948 MADAGASCAR 2Subtitles by LalCan...3600:05:14,256 --> 00:05:17,279 I don't like looks of this guy. Well, I think he is kind of cute.3700:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,217I think he is kind of show off.You think he is cute?3800:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,326The king of New York City.3900:05:39,921 --> 00:05:42,109Alex the lion!4000:05:43,233 --> 00:05:47,384I still think he is kind of a show off.You got to give it to him, the guy is an animal.4100:05:47,666 --> 00:05:51,182Maybe you should take a break.You know, we could all use a vacation.4200:05:51,463 --> 00:05:56,209Come on. Where on earth would we go on vacation.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝4楼I don't know about you but I wanna go to Connecticut.4300:05:57,124 --> 00:06:01,413On the loose,several animals including the world famous Alexthe lion the king of New York...4400:06:01,729 --> 00:06:06,584...escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight.The escapees were finally corneredin Grand Central Station.4500:06:07,182 --> 00:06:09,611It was a very bad kitty.4600:06:10,487 --> 00:06:14,959Animal rights activists who convinced zoo officials to have the escaped animals sent to Africa...4700:06:15,203 --> 00:06:20,129...were stunned to learn thatthe shipping freighter carrying the animalswas reported missing today.4800:06:20,729 --> 00:06:26,148Tonight hundreds of New Yorkers have gatheredat the Central Park Zooto mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.4900:06:26,606 --> 00:06:29,840The question on everyone's mind:where are they now.5000:07:09,372 --> 00:07:11,121I like to move it, move it!5100:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,784He likes to move it, move it!5200:07:12,784 --> 00:07:14,491She likes to move it, move it!5300:07:14,557 --> 00:07:15,6925400:07:15,692 --> 00:07:16,700Move it!5500:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,663We are gonna miss you little fuzz buckets.You guys had been a great crowd.5600:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,440Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.5700:07:29,634 --> 00:07:32,324If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan,feel free to call first.5800:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,897Seriously no, call. OK?5900:07:36,897 --> 00:07:41,884Settle down, settle down everybody. Ssh... Be quite.You can't leave without this.6000:07:42,691 --> 00:07:46,567Hey. Surprise freaks!2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头5楼Look. Shake it, shake it.6100:07:47,484 --> 00:07:51,737Yeah, I am a lady, I am a lady everyone.拜月梧桐32位粉丝6200:07:51,737 --> 00:07:57,247Not really, it's me, it's King Julien.Which of you was attracted to me?6300:07:57,616 --> 00:07:58,616Hands up.6400:08:01,924 --> 00:08:06,387Hey freaks!You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.6500:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,867Oh no, thank you.6600:08:10,325 --> 00:08:16,759Yes thank you. It's my plane.Until I return with the spoils from the new country...6700:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,203...Stevie will be in charge.6800:08:24,177 --> 00:08:26,989I don't think they liked that idea so much Julien.6900:08:27,231 --> 00:08:28,605What is that you are saying Stevie?7000:08:28,446 --> 00:08:31,037Oh, oh, no!7100:08:31,267 --> 00:08:38,064What? Really? No, you didn't say that.Oh it's not even possible.7200:08:38,064 --> 00:08:39,399Stevie says:7300:08:39,743 --> 00:08:42,108Let them eat the cake!7400:08:42,713 --> 00:08:45,175King Julien wait for me.7500:08:45,382 --> 00:08:48,583I'm all packed.I have such a whole itinerary plan.7600:08:48,675 --> 00:08:52,343Oh no. It's Mort. He's so annoying.Don't let him on.7700:08:53,187 --> 00:08:56,317Stop that thing, he is carrying scissors and hand cream.7800:08:59,129 --> 00:09:02,913Everybody in quickly. Get in. Get in.Get in quick. Get in quick.7900:09:02,939 --> 00:09:06,829Struts. Checked. Fillets. Checked.Engine. Checked. Coffee mate. Checked.8000:09:12,356 --> 00:09:13,459Oopsie daisy.8100:09:14,795 --> 00:09:18,478That is got to be the second biggest slingshot I have ever seen.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝6楼8200:09:18,660 --> 00:09:22,078But it is got to have to do.Attention. This is your captain speaking.8300:09:22,607 --> 00:09:27,176In the event of a water emergency,place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!8400:09:27,599 --> 00:09:30,200New York City, here we come baby.[Skipper] ...sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that...8500:09:30,410 --> 00:09:32,101...this hunk of junk flies.8600:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,210Personal god, hunk, what?8700:09:35,121 --> 00:09:39,553We are going sir.Open the door. I am outside.8800:09:39,894 --> 00:09:44,901In case of losing cabin pressure,please place the mask over your faceto hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.8900:09:45,323 --> 00:09:49,121Excuse me miss.But aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat.9000:09:49,372 --> 00:09:51,516No sir.OK. boys. Launch.9100:09:52,699 --> 00:09:55,704Launch.Launch.Launch.9200:10:34,568 --> 00:10:35,781Melman!9300:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,349Hey, Mort.9400:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,461Hi.9500:10:46,764 --> 00:10:49,050That was weird.Hey, somebody is dreaming ha?9600:10:49,543 --> 00:10:53,095I think I just saw Mort on the wing of the plane. You got Madagascar on the brain.9700:10:53,503 --> 00:10:58,626... it was quite a, it was incredible, wasn't it?I think we will see much more funthe further way we get from.9800:10:58,626 --> 00:11:02,695Yeah, like when you beat me on the butt?I am gonna take that, that thing you are holding on to...9900:11:02,978 --> 00:11:08,288...and I am going to use it, on stage.So all part of my little actor's salad bar2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝7楼of emotional tidbits.10000:11:08,420 --> 00:11:13,604Are the butts next to the crutons at the salad bar? You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.10100:11:13,604 --> 00:11:18,587Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back,I might assign up for the breeding program.10200:11:18,661 --> 00:11:19,388Breeding program?10300:11:19,475 --> 00:11:25,398I think we all reach a point on our liveswhen we wanna meet somebody,you know settle down, have a relationship.10400:11:25,784 --> 00:11:30,836I see that.What? Like, like dating?Yeah, dating!10500:11:30,917 --> 00:11:33,683Other, other...Other guys?10600:11:34,281 --> 00:11:36,637What do you mean "other guys"?10700:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,423Darn it!10800:11:42,125 --> 00:11:45,537I'm gonna, what is holding up that beverage service.10900:11:45,992 --> 00:11:47,716I'm gonna go and check.11000:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,789Oh, yeah ya, keep talking.I'm gonna catch a few wings.11100:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,219Did you see that?It is so funny.11200:11:53,628 --> 00:11:58,021I like laughing.It is such a nice experience. To laugh.11300:12:02,843 --> 00:12:08,501Do you mind going back? This is first class.It's nothing personal, it's just that we are better than you.11400:12:08,889 --> 00:12:11,843Hey Maurice. I'm awful, hit me, hit me.Is it Vivaldi?11500:12:12,547 --> 00:12:15,113Hey, in flight slave.Can I help you Mr. Mankiewicz?11600:12:15,532 --> 00:12:19,685Bring me my nuts, on a silver plate.We just wanted to check on the drinks we ordered.11700:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,203Oh, sorry. We are in a little backed up.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝8楼Then I guess I am gonna back to..11800:12:23,454 --> 00:12:25,852Hey, what happened to your body?You are freaking me out.11900:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,810And can you please go over there please.Thank you very much.12000:12:29,008 --> 00:12:34,493Whatever happened to the separation of the classes. Yeah, I am sure is all democracy thing is just affeered.12100:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,006Skipper, look.Analysis.12200:12:42,006 --> 00:12:46,031It looks like a small incandescent bulbdesigned to indicate something out of the ordinary. Like a malfunction.12300:12:46,521 --> 00:12:49,445I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.That too sir.12400:12:49,730 --> 00:12:52,748Right. Rico, manual.12500:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,108Problemo solved.Sir, we may be out of fuel.12600:12:57,423 --> 00:12:59,465What makes you think that?We lost engine one.12700:13:01,294 --> 00:13:03,403And engine two is no longer on fire.12800:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,161Buckle up boys.12900:13:05,656 --> 00:13:10,093Don't look dull. This might get hairy. Attention. This is your captain speaking.13000:13:10,406 --> 00:13:13,818I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.13100:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,348The bad news is,we are crush landing!13200:13:19,054 --> 00:13:22,464When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.13300:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,889But thanks again for choosing air penguin.13400:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,450Raise your arms Maurice.It's more fun when you raise your arms like this.13500:13:43,249 --> 00:13:45,393I can fly.This could be it Marty.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝9楼13600:13:45,745 --> 00:13:49,224I just want you to know thatyou are truly a one in a million friend.13700:13:49,544 --> 00:13:53,802 Thanks buddy. You are the best ever.I know you won't mind when I tell you (138)Come on. Tell me it, tell me, tell me what?I broke your iPod!13900:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,942What!The button were so small. It made me mad.14000:14:01,504 --> 00:14:04,106I'm sorry.I'm gonna kill you!14100:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,600I love you Gloria,I always have!14200:14:15,538 --> 00:14:19,264Like ah...Like you love the beach or a good book.14300:14:19,722 --> 00:14:20,987Or the beach.14400:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,848My goodness doll,you are shaking like a leaf.14500:14:34,199 --> 00:14:36,519Rico, you had your fun.Haul up!14600:14:39,299 --> 00:14:40,844Gear down.147Gently now. You just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little pack, smooch like a kiss...14800:14:49,145 --> 00:14:50,554I said kiss it!14900:14:55,018 --> 00:14:57,869Now, just a little break.Just a touch, a little whisper.15000:14:58,994 --> 00:15:00,682I believe that's checkmate.15100:15:07,329 --> 00:15:08,686Immersed emergency landing procedure.15200:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,008Flaps up! Deploy!15300:15:26,445 --> 00:15:27,958Oh, we are here.15400:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,699What in the world?15500:15:31,770 --> 00:15:35,589What happened to the plane?OK. I'm OK. OK. I'm alive.15600:15:37,348 --> 00:15:39,668See, I can't even sleep for a minute.157You know what, this is not JFK.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝10楼Kowalski, casualty report.15800:15:43,816 --> 00:15:47,124Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper. That's a number I can live with.15900:15:47,510 --> 00:15:50,815Good landing boys.Who says a penguin can't fly.16000:15:51,838 --> 00:15:54,490Hey, happy slappers.Is there some reason to celebrate?16100:15:54,716 --> 00:15:56,496Look at the plane.We'll fix it.16200:15:56,496 --> 00:16:01,051Fix it? How you gonna fix this?Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.16300:16:01,649 --> 00:16:04,918We should be up and running in say,six to nine months.16400:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,696Sixty nine months?No! Six to nine months.16500:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,686Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage.16600:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,541Where do you get,where do you pull that number out of, huh?16700:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,392I want you to reconfigure the design, so start reconfiguring! Great, that's a great... How do you estimate that?16800:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,935You! Pretty boy!Why don't you and your friends dig a tree, maybe find water.16900:16:20,403 --> 00:16:23,733Hold on, hold on a second.Who made you king of the plane wreck?17000:16:23,936 --> 00:16:27,303Excuse me.Fine, you can be in charge. You fix the plane!17100:16:27,636 --> 00:16:31,472Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?OK then, I'll remain in charge.17200:16:31,929 --> 00:16:36,183Yeah, that's right. You will remain in charge.You and your little happy friends can stay out of our hair.17300:16:36,501 --> 00:16:39,208Correctamundo! Because I decided to.Good for you.17400:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,6242009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝11楼Yeah, well guess what this discussion isn't over.17500:16:43,223 --> 00:16:47,797Higher mammals, you stay with us.We could use your front cortexes and apposable thumbs.17600:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,806Feel crushedwash your hands out with soap.17700:16:52,758 --> 00:16:59,508How, in the.. Hello! are they gonna fix this plane?You know, grit 'n spit and spit, once spit and griten.17800:17:00,107 --> 00:17:02,683Stick to it at mist.They don't sound too promising.17900:17:03,703 --> 00:17:09,610You're right. Right, we are stuck here.Hey guys, as long as we're together we'll be OK.18000:17:10,381 --> 00:17:13,368Yeah, yeah but love ain't gonna get us home.18100:17:13,368 --> 00:17:17,757Behold, the lion!Hey, it's people.OK. There is much to see, moving on.18200:17:18,058 --> 00:17:20,367People.Wait, wait.Wait people.18300:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,145Hey wait, if you stop we'll autograph those.18400:17:30,847 --> 00:17:32,782I know you.18500:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,015You.It's that bad kitty.18600:17:44,107 --> 00:17:45,339How do you like some other?18700:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,545Right in the batteries!18800:18:13,897 --> 00:18:16,676You think that old lady can't take care of you?18900:18:17,202 --> 00:18:19,417Next time I won't go so easy on you.19000:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,570Thank you dear.Moving on.19100:18:25,592 --> 00:18:30,295Are you out of your mind?We need their help, and you're arresting little old ladies?19200:18:30,295 --> 00:18:34,473Out of my mind? Aha!Who is out of my mind?19300:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,219See if you can get an operator?No problem.19400:18:37,236 --> 00:18:40,100Out of my mind?We're going home.19500:18:51,439 --> 00:18:58,242Message A-4: the service user has brought outsideof the coverage area. Please try again later.19600:19:00,786 --> 00:19:02,577Oh my.. Wow...19700:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,757Am I trappen?19800:19:05,285 --> 00:19:07,851All those zebras, like me.19900:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,051Wait a minute, where are we?San Diego.20000:19:11,969 --> 00:19:15,396This time I'm forty percent sure.I know this place.2009-2-15 22:41回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝12楼20100:19:16,079 --> 00:19:17,312I think this is Africa.Africa?20200:19:17,629 --> 00:19:21,533It's gotto be.Our ancestral crib.20300:19:21,696 --> 00:19:25,382It's in our blood. I can feel it.No, no. It's more than that.20400:19:25,382 --> 00:19:29,551It's like dejavu.Like I've, like I've been here before.20500:19:30,542 --> 00:19:36,163It's like roots.No, no. It's like dejavu.Like I've, like I've been here before.20600:19:38,036 --> 00:19:42,752 How? How?20700:19:46,528 --> 00:19:52,538Me, Alex. Me and me friends. Fly. Fly. 20800:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,282In great metal bird.20900:19:56,476 --> 00:20:03,449Then. Plummet.Smash ground. Go boom.21000:20:03,449 --> 00:20:11,754Then here. We emerge.We offer only happiness and good greetings.21100:20:12,737 --> 00:20:15,377Is he dancing about a plane crash.21200:20:16,148 --> 00:20:21,568Yeah, we just... Yeah. I thought. Sorry.You mean, you came from off the reserve.21300:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,521Yeah, way off, from the Central Park Zoo actually.21400:20:32,247 --> 00:20:35,809Don't strain yourself.What is going on here, what is all this have about?21500:20:36,199 --> 00:20:39,997They say they are from off the reserve.That's impossible.21600:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,169Only people come from off the reserve.21700:20:42,169 --> 00:20:46,470You look familiar, do I know you from...How could you possibly survived the hunters.21800:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,705Hunters, we didn't see any hunters.What are you looking at?21900:20:50,057 --> 00:20:53,540Me? Nothing.This watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feed.2202009-2-16 01:09回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝13楼00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:58,795So just get out of back to wherever you came from. OK. Was there a maybe like a manager we can talk to?22100:20:59,186 --> 00:21:01,825Oh, I see.You're here to challenge me.22200:21:01,825 --> 00:21:05,193What? No! No, no.What else would start you look on to me?22300:21:05,193 --> 00:21:08,766Hold on, Zuba, wait.Don't call woman, don't you see I am trying...22400:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,482Yeah, yeah...Zuba. Hold on.00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:15,509Alakay, is that you?22600:21:15,830 --> 00:21:18,469No, it's Alex. "X", like New York Knicks.22700:21:18,469 --> 00:21:23,602- Zuba, look.Oh, I have always had that, have had checked it out, it's really...22800:21:24,163 --> 00:21:26,167it's kind of a beauty spot, really.22900:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,487Mark.23000:21:28,670 --> 00:21:30,418Alright, this is a little weird.23100:21:31,944 --> 00:21:35,276Honey, he has come home.What?23200:21:36,299 --> 00:21:38,304You've come home.23300:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,796Son.23400:21:52,897 --> 00:21:54,409Dad.00:21:56,064 --> 00:22:00,434Mom and dad.Mom and dad. Mom and dad.23600:22:00,469 --> 00:22:01,794It's my mom and dad.23700:22:03,265 --> 00:22:07,421I've got a mom and dad.My baby is alive.23800:22:08,301 --> 00:22:12,241My son.My son is home.23900:22:21,275 --> 00:22:25,736Alakay, yeah. The pathetical son returns.This is perfect.24000:22:26,193 --> 00:22:27,950I thought you hated Zuba.24100:22:28,477 --> 00:22:32,150No I do. I do, I do. I hate him. Oh, I do.24200:22:32,185 --> 00:22:38,079And I am going to use Alakay.2009-2-16 01:09回复锡罐头14楼Yes. I am going to use himto get rid of Zuba once and for all.拜月梧桐32位粉丝00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,073Move out of the way, stand aside.24400:22:43,599 --> 00:22:51,882New York. Hmm, it's a bit of a dumb.Are you sure we are not in New Jersey?Hello New Yorkers, your new king is here.24500:22:52,092 --> 00:22:58,463This calls for celebration.Maurice, I think they like me.You got to love a known house to take off.24600:23:00,389 --> 00:23:01,666Chaka chaka what?24700:23:08,344 --> 00:23:12,423Excuse me, excuse me.I'm Marty. I'm kind of new around here.24800:23:13,165 --> 00:23:14,396Hey Marty.24900:23:15,396 --> 00:23:20,899Hey, you are a good looking group.You like to run?25000:23:20,997 --> 00:23:29,020Oh yeah. Running is crackalacking.That's right, that's right, crackalacking.You guys are speaking my crackalacking language.25100:23:29,196 --> 00:23:32,997What, you don't have doctors here?Well, not any more.25200:23:33,629 --> 00:23:38,484What if you catch a cold?We go over to the die holes and we die.25300:23:40,980 --> 00:23:45,059OK, you guys really need a doctor.Hey, we have an opening.25400:23:45,446 --> 00:23:48,577Would you be interested?Me? A doctor?25500:23:53,289 --> 00:23:56,454It's raining men, hallelujah.You are gotto going all.25600:23:57,227 --> 00:24:00,915How come you don't have a man in your life.25700:24:00,915 --> 00:24:04,896Listen girls, Manhattan is short on two things:parking and hippos.25800:24:04,896 --> 00:24:09,665Hey everybody! I just found out thatmy son is a king.25900:24:10,087 --> 00:24:11,809The king of New York.2009-2-16 01:09回复锡罐头拜月梧桐32位粉丝15楼26000:24:14,134 --> 00:24:16,809Show me some of your moves son. Come on.Don't be bashful.Alright.26100:24:17,142 --> 00:24:19,316Ooh, this one always knocks them dead.26200:24:22,316 --> 00:24:25,109The king is mad, the king is mad.26300:24:25,589 --> 00:24:29,117Now, let's all welcome him back into the prideabove the arms.26400:24:33,417 --> 00:24:37,843Welcome to the herd Marty.Me, in a herd?I've always wanted to be a part of a herd.26500:24:38,413 --> 00:24:40,554It's one for all,and all for all.26600:24:43,565 --> 00:24:49,126How do I look?Technicly, a traditional witch doctor has a bone to his nose.26700:24:50,145 --> 00:24:52,254Don't worry, it has just a clip on it.26800:24:52,472 --> 00:24:57,248V oila, he's a witch doctor.My mother would be so happy.26900:25:01,117 --> 00:25:04,845Look out. I think Moto Moto likes you.27000:25:07,693 --> 00:25:09,240Here he comes.27100:25:11,504 --> 00:25:12,883I like 'em big.27200:25:13,315 --> 00:25:14,875I like 'em chunky.27300:25:15,334 --> 00:25:16,596I like 'em big.27400:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,779I like 'em plumpy.27500:25:19,297 --> 00:25:20,647I like 'em round.27600:25:21,351 --> 00:25:22,537With something, something.27700:25:22,967 --> 00:25:26,004They like my sound.They think I'm funky.27800:25:26,146 --> 00:25:28,571 Goodness girl.。