多人剧英语剧本 猪八戒背媳妇搞笑英语话剧剧本八人组合
西游记英文版剧本
[标签:标题]篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本孙悟空Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精Jenny White ( J for short )唐僧Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪Yellow ( Y for short )沙僧Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒Pig ( P for short )Act 1（J 照着镜子上台）（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。
）Y: Hello! It’s me.J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。
Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。
)J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。
)Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。
J便观察起T的行踪来。
)J: ( 欢喜万分) Ah-ha,(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M：Hi,master.T; monkey,where are we ?M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShiM; Ok，we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)M；master，please（指着一休息地方）（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir! I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it. Now it’s too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.”If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Beat it!人物：T:唐僧吕欢 M:孙悟空徐彩凤 P:猪八戒艾翘 S:沙僧李岩艳X:白骨精原型乌凡迪 X1:白骨精变成的男人张伊僮X2:白骨精变成的女人王彧 Q:女儿国王后孙栾营T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）T：bajie! Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊) hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》or 《dabeizhou》?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记In this funny English play。
we have ___。
Bajie。
Wukong。
the prototype of the female and male White Bone Spirits。
and the King of the Women's Country。
Tang and his disciples arrive at a beautiful place。
but they don't know where they are。
Tang asksfor the map。
but Bajie is too busy reading a book。
Tang gets angry and demands the map。
but Bajie still ignores him。
Eventually。
___ why they can't think about ___ to listen to Tang and looks innocent.need proper food。
not just bananas。
Get me some rice and vegetables。
And next time。
make sure you listen to my ___.After giving ns to Monkey。
Tang turned to Pigsy and asked him to leave so he could rest in peace。
Once Pigsy left。
Tang ___ to call his lover。
the king of the girl country。
When he finally got through to her。
she ___ he could only call her when he was alone。
猪八戒背媳妇 英文话剧
8人英语小品剧本
交通路口进行整改措施交通路口是城市道路中最容易发生事故的位置之一，交通路口对于城市的交通运输具有重要作用。
然而，由于交通量大、车速快和交通行为不规范等多种因素，交通路口时常发生交通事故。
为保障交通安全，必须对交通路口进行整改措施。
一、交通路口整改的必要性交通路口为城市中最为繁忙、重要的区域之一，同时也是交通事故最频繁、最容易发生的区域之一。
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二、交通路口整改的具体措施（一）规划合理的路口在进行交通路口的整改措施前，必须制定一个规划方案。
在规划过程中，应根据路口异形、交通量、交通行为等已有情况进行分析，制定出详细的规划方案。
合理的路口规划能够缓解交通拥堵，防止车辆堆积、交通事故发生，提高通行效率。
（二）设置交通指示标志在交通路口的繁忙区域，应该设置交通指示标志，包括交通信号灯、交通标志和交通指示牌等。
这些标志能够指示交通参与者行驶方向、交通行驶顺序等，提高交通安全水平。
（三）设置隔离设施对于比较繁忙的交通路口，应该设置隔离设施，包括道路隔离带、护栏等。
这些将交通路口划定清晰的行驶区域，防止车辆或人行道横穿马路，保障交通安全。
（四）修建天桥、地下通道对于那些繁忙的交通路口，在路口上方或下方修建天桥、地下通道，可以分离车辆和行人、自行车的行动。
天桥和地下通道不仅更安全，还可以提高繁忙的区域的容积率，扩大行车、行人和自行车的通行空间。
（五）安装视频监控设施为减少交通事故，在交通路口安装视频监控设施可以对交通行为进行监督和管理。
通过实时监控，能够记录下隐患，及时采取措施，保障交通安全。
三、总结交通路口整改措施是提高城市交通安全水平的重要方法之一。
通过规划合理的路口、设置交通指示标志、设置隔离设施、修建天桥、地下通道和安装视频监控设施等措施，可以减少因堆积、事故和污染带给城市带来的巨大损失，提升城市交通环境质量和生活质量，实现经济社会的快速发展。
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。
发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can’t we think about girls? I just don’t understand…唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song ！(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss，I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？, 悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样）：嘿嘿its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！you seldom give me a call。
猪八戒背媳妇搞笑英语话剧剧本八人组合复习资料
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey KingCast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。
下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......第一幕旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。
At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The pig is coming soon.（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。
多人剧英语剧本 英语话剧剧本八人组
語話劇劇本《高老莊搶親》廣西財經學院木槿花開根據教客網原話劇改制An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey KingCast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孫悟空) The old man （老頭）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老媽) pig(八戒)大家好，今天我們小組給大家表演の話劇是高老莊搶親。
下麵我介紹一下我們組分配の角色，XX扮演の是XX......Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......第一幕旁白：唐僧和孫悟空初到高老莊就遇到了奇怪の事兒。
At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：沒關係，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裏再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小女子（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.（小女子走幾步又回頭跑回老媽の懷裏，抱頭痛哭。
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Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......
Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama isGao Laozhuangrob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
（继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。）
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. Thepigis coming soon.
（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.
老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。）
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。I here!
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.
老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！”
Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!
唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！”
老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
(猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。)
八戒：Darling, here I am.
旁白：猪八戒见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。The Pig to see nothing happened, feel strange, looking into the house, see above a red sleeve, a clap hands in delight.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
（两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。）
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
That’s why I am so ugly.
小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。
You look too ugly to meet people.
小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
第二幕
旁白：猪妖要来了，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖，小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。孙悟空很镇定，不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。Pig monster is coming, the old man a scared to stand up to mix body shaking, little women scared straight to mom arms. The master and the old man family hide into the room .The Monkey King is very calm, leisurely and hide in the door, revealing a red sleeve.
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
（音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。）
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.
第四幕 身份确认
旁白：八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。 The Pig listen to the happy to sit down to rest here, little girl looked him carefully.
第一幕
旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong toGao Laozhuangmet strange things
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。