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most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 太子:噢是啊。在这个世纪里什么商品最昂贵?人才,人才! 好主意!但是谁是最合适的人选?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.阿三:经筛选后我手上有两个很有前途的杀手。一个是李莫愁小姐,另一个是荆轲先生。明天，他们将为成为世界第1杀手PK。太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?太子:嗯,告诉我尽快的赢家,好吗?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲：Are you Li mochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’world.好吧。我是荆轲,你肯定如雷贯耳了吧,我要让你知道我才是天下第一杀手。李莫愁：Are you challenging me?你是挑衅我吗?荆轲：Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来，一阵刀光剑影，李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?李莫愁痛苦状:发生什么事了吗?你为什么不疼吗?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 太子丹：我的天啊！你能给我一个创新的回答“你好吗？”荆柯：Sure!荆柯：当然！太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?荆柯：很好，谢谢你和你的妻子吗？太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!荆柯：嗨，伙计，我是在开玩笑！太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?太子丹：哦，我是在开玩笑太（毕恭毕敬）请问您的名片？荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上
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go, Jack. I'll never let go."妻子：“我保证我永远不会放弃的，杰克我永远不会放弃。。。”（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努
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