生活大爆炸第二季台词(中英文对照)11
生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词13
-Leonard: No kidding?
kidding: 玩笑
不是吧?
Fu Manchu, a handlebar,pencil?
handlebar: 八字胡 pencil: 笔状
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡又尖又长?
-Howard: It's extracted from the plant., - I'm not sure yet.
data: 数据 statistically: 统计上 significant: 重大的
收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果
Very impressive.
impressive: 印象深刻的
灰常了得
-Howard: What a jerk.
jerk: 蠢人
蠢货一个
-Rajesh: Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative, results are still results.
tehs超市买龙舌兰酒
-Howard: You'd think a guy like that would, have some kind of booze lackey.
guy: 家伙 booze: 酒 lackey: 仆人
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
Tapioca: 西米【这里H还没来得及说完呢】
好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
-Sheldon: Tapioca is extracted from the root, of the plant manihot esculenta!
Tapioca: 西米 extract: 榨取 root: 根 plant: 植物 manihot: 木薯
高中英语 生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕20素材
生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕2000:00:14,330 --> 00:00:15,790有问题吗Problem?200:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,790-这是泰国菜 -又来了- This is Thai food. - Here we go.300:00:20,230 --> 00:00:21,610我们周四不吃泰国菜We don't have Thai food on thursday.400:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,990我们吃批萨We have pizza on thursday.500:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,550对但我们说过每月第三个星期四Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday600:00:25,550 --> 00:00:28,030是一切皆有可能的星期四At every month would be anything can happen thursday.700:00:28,030 --> 00:00:30,460显然没有满足我的消化系统要求Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system800:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,390在一切皆有可能的星期四which when startle has its own version900:00:32,390 --> 00:00:33,910也有自己的要求On anything can happen thursday.1000:00:36,010 --> 00:00:38,560拜托一切皆有可能的星期四Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday1100:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,840它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.1200:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,540刻板你是说连贯性吧Rut? i think you mean consistency.1300:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,050如果要废除这个And if we're going to abandon that,1400:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,490那干嘛要叫它星期四Then why even call it thursday?1500:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,120直接称为狂口日Let's call it quorncle day,1600:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,240分为29小时17分钟And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,1700:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,280杀鸡宰羊来庆祝感谢万能的刻板之主And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.1800:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,400我同意杀鸡宰羊I can go for some goat.1900:01:00,820 --> 00:01:04,190谢尔顿我们说好今晚做点改变Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.2000:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,450好啊All right.2100:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,500我们去漫画书店吧Let's go to the comic book store.2200:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,030我们昨晚就去过了We went to the comic book store last night.2300:01:09,030 --> 00:01:10,410昨天是星期三Last night was Wednesday2400:01:10,410 --> 00:01:12,600星期三是漫画之夜Wednesday is comic book night2500:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,950今天去就是周四去啦Tonight we will be going on Thursday2600:01:13,950 --> 00:01:16,970因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday2700:01:17,980 --> 00:01:19,120何必出去Rather then get outside,2800:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,440在饭盒面前拜神啊谢尔顿But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.2900:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,820我们今晚到底干什么So what are we gonna do tonight?3000:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,840听我的建议吧If I may profer a suggestion3100:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,560在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧in bars, all across this great nation3200:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,450我们的周四应该是美女之夜Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night3300:01:31,450 --> 00:01:34,890到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking3400:01:34,890 --> 00:01:35,66099分一杯的玛格丽特99 cent margaritas3500:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,460还有买一送一的果子冻饮料and two-for-one jello shot00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:41,800拜托霍华德Come on Howard,3700:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,790我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero3800:01:44,790 --> 00:01:47,240你听过德瑞克方程式么ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation3900:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,100那个用来估算与外星人接触的概率The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extrate rrestrials4000:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,240通过计算逐步增加的By calculating the product of increasing4100:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,940一系列分数值的乘积restricted series of fractional value4200:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,290比如具有行星的星系such as external planet4300:01:54,290 --> 00:01:55,800或者有生命存在的行星and the planet likely to develop life4400:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,400N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*LN=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L4500:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,290对就是那个Yeah, That one.4600:02:10,940 --> 00:02:14,430你可以通过把you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex4700:02:14,430 --> 00:02:17,170数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA4800:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,490通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量and the number of those i find attractive4900:02:19,490 --> 00:02:22,680用来计算我们有爱可做的概率by what i call the wolowitz coefficient5000:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,280沃罗威茨系数?The wolowitz coefficient?5100:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,300欲望*次数*压力的平方needing us times stress size square5200:02:29,740 --> 00:02:30,790计数来看counting the numbers i come5300:02:30,790 --> 00:02:35,450我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius5400:02:35,930 --> 00:02:37,230你开玩笑吧you're joking.5500:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,490我是个性饥渴的工程师莱纳德i am a horny engineer leonard.5600:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,250我从不拿数学和性开玩笑i never joke about math or sex.5700:02:45,330 --> 00:02:48,460那还等什么俺们快去钓马子what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.5800:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,430你说得对oh, you're right.5900:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,350今天是一切皆有可能的星期四it's anything can happen thursday6000:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,920大家去酒吧美眉let's hit the club and meet hot women.6100:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,860太对了看好女儿哦here we go, lock up your daughter.6200:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,190不然我们上完可不买账哦we're going to hit them and quit them.6300:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,220还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.6400:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,530也是个好主意also a good plan.6500:03:11,830 --> 00:03:13,500好吧但下个一切皆有可能的星期四all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.6600:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,610我们一定要去酒吧we ll definitely go into a bar6700:03:14,610 --> 00:03:15,880当然了Absolutely.6800:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,320听见没有美女们我们迟早会临幸你们的You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.6900:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,110有意思Fascinating.7000:03:51,140 --> 00:03:52,480伙计们去哪儿Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?7100:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,660漫画书店To the comic bookstore.7200:03:53,660 --> 00:03:57,060你可能在想星期三去漫画书店You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday7300:03:57,060 --> 00:04:00,260明明要掉到兔子洞怎么就变成迷幻世界了Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.7400:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,240如果你没有听懂的话If you've failed to take into account Penny7500:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,660今天是一切皆有可能的星期四This is anything-can-happen-Thursday7600:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,040被你说对了You got me.7700:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,830你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics7800:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,620给我外甥当生日礼物for my nephew's birthday?7900:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,950你说的是漫画书吧No, I think you mean comic books8000:04:13,950 --> 00:04:16,330漫画只是苍白无力的幽默comics are feeble attempts humor featuring8100:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,680搞些说话的小人儿拟人的宠物talking babies and anthropomorphized pets8200:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,310旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.8300:04:23,570 --> 00:04:26,630莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?8400:04:26,630 --> 00:04:27,760好啊他爱看什么Sure what does he like?8500:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,920不晓得他才13岁随便挑吧I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.8600:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,320随便挑?Just pick out anything?8700:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,080说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him8800:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,680给他挑一套新衣服without knowing his size.8900:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,040或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下or pick out his career form9000:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,440给他挑一份工作申请表without knowing his aptitude.9100:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,000又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下or pick out his breakfast cereal9200:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,700给他挑一盒早餐麦片without knowing his fiber requirements9300:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,200或者他喜不喜欢小软糖Or his feelings about little marshmallows.9400:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,830《蜘蛛侠》给他挑《蜘蛛侠》Spider-man. get him spider-man.9500:04:49,900 --> 00:04:53,640《神奇蜘蛛侠》《终极蜘蛛侠》《惊奇蜘蛛侠》Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,9600:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,100《惊险蜘蛛侠》《蜘蛛侠2099》The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-m an 2099?9700:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,560莱纳德Leonard?9800:04:58,630 --> 00:04:59,960你知道他会说个没完You know this can go on all night.9900:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,230直接跟我们去吧Why don't you just come with us?10000:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,140我就是不想跟你们去That's what I was trying to avoid.10100:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,100我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.10200:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,650多可爱的小店啊Aw, what a cute, little store.10300:05:18,330 --> 00:05:22,500大家都盯着我Ev-everybody's staring at me.10400:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,500别担心他们比你还惊讶呢Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.10500:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,830咋不像呢Unlikely.10600:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,700送这个给我侄子怎么样Here, what about this one for my nephew?10700:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,200-眼光一流 -太好了- A superb choice. - oh, great.10800:05:36,260 --> 00:05:39,290但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,10900:05:39,290 --> 00:05:43,100还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.11000:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,160什么是多元宇宙What's a "multiverse"?11100:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,230带她出去Get her out of here.11200:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,060来吧我帮你选Come on, I'll help you pick something.11300:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,430没错她和我们是一起的That's right. she's with us.11400:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,230这些家伙真可怜Guys like that are so pathetic.11500:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,660说说看Tell me about it.11600:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,430瞧新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.11700:06:07,730 --> 00:06:08,830好啊莱纳德Oh, hey, leonard.11800:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,200需要帮忙吗Can I help you find something?11900:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,630你好史都华这是佩妮Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.12000:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,300她想买几本漫画书She's just looking for some comic books.12100:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,600是吗Oh, really, wow.12200:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,830如果不是自愿来的眨两下眼睛Blink twice if you're here against your will.12300:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,800还好啦史都华I think we're fine, stuart.12400:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,130需要帮忙就叫我Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.12500:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,500谢谢Thanks.12600:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,660他人好像挺不错呢Oh, he seems like a nice guy.12700:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,760你说喜欢漫画的人吗You mean for someone who's into comic books?12800:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,130不不是No. no-no-no.12900:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,830我是说...没错I just meant for... yeah.13000:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,140佩妮Penny,13100:06:34,140 --> 00:06:37,660喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.13200:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,460史都华是个天才艺术家呢Stuart's a terrific artist.13300:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,630他在罗德岛学校学过设计He went to the rhode island school of design.13400:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,650那那个穿超人T恤What about the guy over there in the13500:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,900还塞进运动裤的人呢Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?13600:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,830那是运动裤船长Uh, yeah, that's captain swea tpants.13700:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,700他确实不是我说的那种人He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.13800:06:56,530 --> 00:07:10,900-买过 -买过- Got it. - got it.13900:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,330-没买 - 没买- Need it! - Need it!14000:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,340放手谢尔顿Let it go, sheldon.14100:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,140为什么我先看到的Why should I let go? I saw it first.14200:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,100但我从正面看到的Yes, but I saw it from the front.14300:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,670这算什么伎俩A far less impressive feat.14400:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,770拜托Oh, come on!14500:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,470我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的I need this for my batman collection.14600:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,170我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢Well, I need it for my robin collection.14700:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,840石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-spock?14800:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,940我干嘛要冒险Why would I gamble?14900:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000我的放手It's mine. let go.15000:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,300-你放手 -你放手- You let go. - no, you!15100:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,970-你放手 -怎么回事- No, you! - problem?15200:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,270他抢我的漫画书Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.15300:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,340是我的才对It's my comic book!15400:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,770莱纳德做个裁决Leonard, we need a ruling.15500:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,470裁两半吧Cut it in half?15600:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,300打扰一下Excuse me.15700:07:40,370 --> 00:07:41,440你好啊Oh, hello again.15800:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,870给13岁男孩的礼物你有什么推荐Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy? 15900:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,54013岁的女孩A 13-year-old girl.16000:07:48,970 --> 00:07:53,700如果你一定要选漫画的话试试这个But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.16100:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,000《地狱神探》Oh, hellblazer.16200:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,140讲什么的What's this about?16300:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,100一个走在正邪之间因抽烟患有肺癌A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,16400:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,240被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.16500:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,440如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,16600:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,840真不知道什么会了I don't know what will.16700:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,700这画的是我?Is this me?16800:08:11,770 --> 00:08:14,040看情况了你喜欢么Depends. do you like it?16900:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,140画的真棒Wow, it's really good.17000:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,640没错就是你Yes, that's you.17100:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,100太可爱了但如果我不喜欢呢That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?17200:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,370还是你不过我就是个傻瓜It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.17300:08:26,270 --> 00:08:27,700真不敢相信I don't believe it.17400:08:27,770 --> 00:08:30,170史都华在对佩妮采取行动Stuart's putting the moves on penny.17500:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,040我真该学学怎么画画I have got to learn how to draw.17600:08:34,070 --> 00:08:39,500再一次你被你的恶趣味打败Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.17700:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,940哥几个你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?17800:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,170没人霸着谁Nobody's up in anybody's business.17900:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,070买完东西赶紧闪人吧Let's just buy our stuff and go.18000:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,540你有我的电话号码了Okay, you've got my number.18100:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,670现在把这幅画给我吧Now, give me the picture.18200:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,440你真会砍价You drive a hard bargain.18300:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,570给你But here.18400:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,740记得打电话给我All right. so, um, just give me a call.18500:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,400莱纳德你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?18600:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,270快看Look at that.18700:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,340这有个凹痕That's a dent.18800:09:13,740 --> 00:09:17,340谢谢霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.18900:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,650你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic19000:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,700播到一半时居然把电视关了?The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?19100:09:27,770 --> 00:09:30,140显然是这样的Apparently so.19200:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,000你生病了?Are you ill?19300:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,340-没有 -好的- No. - all right.19400:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,250这么说你就是因为今天早些时候Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of19500:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,670佩妮的事而在生闷气咯Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?19600:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,540你什么时候注意到的?When did you pick up on that?19700:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,280就在刚才A moment ago,19800:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,490看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic19900:09:50,490 --> 00:09:54,170看到一半把电视关了的时候The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.20000:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,040想听听我的建议么Would you like some advice?20100:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,170当然了Sure, why not?20200:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,990现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a20300:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,640博客的好时机Blog with an interactive comments section?20400:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,170真是谢谢你了Gee, thanks a lot.20500:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,400你想听听我对此事的看法么Would you rather I offer my personal insight?20600:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,500不必了I don't need any insights.20700:10:15,570 --> 00:10:18,900我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.20800:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,670我们差不多啊We're practically the same guy.20900:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,970我不同意Oh, I disagree.21000:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,730斯图尔特更高更有才自己当老板Stuart is taller, artistic, sel f-employed and, most significantly,21100:10:27,730 --> 00:10:30,400更重要的是他买漫画打五五折He gets 45 percent off comic books.21200:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,740你说的没错You're right.21300:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,970我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助I really should be asking strangers on the internet.21400:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,900我早就说了My original point.21500:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,870中国菜老式游戏Chinese food, vintage video games...21600:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,100经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,21700:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,200现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了This is friday night the way it was meant to be.21800:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,000谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?21900:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,640大家好Oh, hey, guys.22000:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,540佩妮好还有史都华Hey, penny... and stuart.22100:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,670史都华好Hey, stuart.22200:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,970大家好Hey, guys.22300:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,470你们哪玩去So what are you kids up to?22400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,240画展有史都华的一幅画今天正好开幕Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.22500:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,670你们两个一起去呀真好And you guys are going together. great...22600:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,840真不错It is great.22700:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,170真的很不错Really great.22800:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,000简直棒极了Freaking awesome.22900:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,640你们打算干什么What are you guys doing?23000:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,550今天是周五也就是中国菜和老式游戏It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,23100:11:23,550 --> 00:11:23,900对不Right?23200:11:23,970 --> 00:11:27,270老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.23300:11:27,340 --> 00:11:31,700今夜我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORKTonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.23400:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,070而且是有漏洞的贝塔版It's the buggy beta version.23500:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,070强 ZORK呢Wow, zork.23600:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,270你们玩得开心Well, you guys have fun.23700:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,140再见Yeah. see you guys.23800:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,400再见史都华See you, stuart.23900:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,640-霍华德 -什么- Hey, howard? - yes?24000:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,940带我去酒吧泡妞Take me to a bar with women.24100:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,840-真的吗 -对- Really? - yeah.24200:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,470好Okay!24300:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,000我先进去把内裤脱了Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.24400:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,370为什么Why?24500:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,500如果今晚走运我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.24600:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,540来杯鸡尾酒上面插把小雨伞May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?24700:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,840-不不用了 -为什么- No, he may not. - why?24800:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,820我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒I'm not sitting here with a guy24900:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,740还要插把雨伞的人坐一起Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.25000:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,440好吧Fine.25100:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,340换巧克力马提尼I'll have a chocolate martini.25200:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,540又错了Wrong again!25300:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,950拜托你知道我不醉得像Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless25400:12:33,950 --> 00:12:36,480印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.25500:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,340听着洛城有很多酒吧Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles25600:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,140可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,25700:12:44,140 --> 00:12:48,940但去那里已没必要点因为没女人了but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.25800:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,110开窍了gotcha.25900:12:51,180 --> 00:12:54,100我点杯白兰地亚历山大I'll have a brandy alexander.26000:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,780三剑客变成双飞侠了All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.26100:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,880我们不去勾搭那些女的?Should we talk to some of these women?26200:13:00,940 --> 00:13:04,040不现在还太早了No. it's way too early in the night for that.26300:13:04,110 --> 00:13:08,210先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦然后呢See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...26400:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,010我们就直接上老弱病残的We go after the weak and the old and the lame.26500:13:12,410 --> 00:13:13,540这就是你的秘诀That's your system?26600:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,110没错That's my system.26700:13:16,180 --> 00:13:20,110如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞她是我的Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.26800:13:24,280 --> 00:13:24,900拜托Oh, come on.26900:13:24,900 --> 00:13:29,110我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.27000:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,240如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.27100:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,880时间还早You know, it's kind of early.27200:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,980你想喝点咖啡什么的吗Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?27300:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,340好像咖啡晚了点啊Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?27400:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,440你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.27500:13:47,510 --> 00:13:48,910太纯洁了That is so sweet.27600:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040来吧我有脱咖啡因的Come on. I think I have decaf.27700:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,810太好了史都华Oh, good. stuart.27800:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,180我听到你在说话I thought I heard your voice.27900:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,810你有空吗Do you have a moment?28000:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,980大概吧Uh, yeah, I guess.28100:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480谢尔顿我们有点忙Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...28200:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,410你们干啥呢What are you doing?28300:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,610我们要喝咖啡We're having coffee.28400:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,910现在喝咖啡太晚了吧Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?28500:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,910没事她有脱咖啡因的It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.28600:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,110我去找找I'll just go look for it.28700:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,540怎么了What's up?28800:14:15,610 --> 00:14:18,380我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate28900:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,210坛子上辩论想找你帮忙In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.29000:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,580那些小子很顽固的Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.29100:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,740什么话题What's the topic?29200:14:24,810 --> 00:14:28,270我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,29300:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,020那么第一任罗宾迪克·格雷森The original robin, dick grayson,29400:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,380是他最合逻辑的继任人Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.29500:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,940谢尔顿恐怕你错得太离谱了Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.29600:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,080什么More wrong?29700:14:44,580 --> 00:14:49,340错是绝对化的没有比较级的Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.29800:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,740当然有Of course it is.29900:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,940说番茄是蔬菜是小错It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.。
『关注』生活大爆炸：奇客生活2.
说到吉姆·帕森斯，他和谢尔顿有着本质的区别，虽然他们同样来自得州，语速快、神经质，没有女友，和生活中的“佩妮”也是一对欢喜冤家兼密友，同时，他拥有着谢尔顿博士的专注精神，但吉姆·帕森斯比谢尔顿低调，他在出演《生活大爆炸》前履历单薄得可怜，绯闻也乏善可陈，拿到艾美视帝的他近期终于亮出了一条未经证实的传闻：要和交往多年的男友订婚了。同时，吉姆声称自己其实不是奇客和宅男，他不爱好漫画，也对动漫、蝙蝠侠、超人这些宅人必备之物毫无兴趣。而且吉姆喜欢开车，他无法适应坐在车里驾驶座以外的位子。即便如此，吉姆在艾美奖颁奖礼上狂喜、失措、神经质又孩子气的谢尔顿附体行为，依然让全世界会心一笑，人们不在乎他是否是真正奇客、宅男和书呆子，反正，他出色无比的演出，令其应运而生地成为了这个时代符号的最佳代表者。
奇客宅男统治的世界
还记得《朱诺》里那个令少女怀孕的呆瓜男孩吗？他是《太坏了》中不会泡妞的书呆子，是动漫文化混搭电影的代表作《歪小子斯科特》的主演，这个叫做迈克尔·塞拉的演员有一张标准的Geek脸，茫然、生涩又无奈的神情，正迎合了当下“黑色幽默+宅人喜剧”的潮流。
著名的英剧《IT狂人》瞄准的也是奇客一族，两位专修电脑与负责公司IT网络的宅男龟缩在办公室的一亩三分地里，用Email报警、用燃烧的火苗当屏保、用二进制的电脑思维思考人生，上演着被忽略、被踩扁、被狂殴的各色天马行空的喜剧。
高学历、高智商、无厘头、无常识、无社交、无女友，在网络世界就能完成自给自足与自娱自乐，充满着不肯向生活和主流世界妥协的天然坚决。这个需要躲在电脑后社交的web 2.0时代，每个人心里都住着一个谢尔顿。影视创作者让曾经是社会“边角碎料”的Geek宅人一族成为了性感偶像，因为他们恰如其分地取悦了这个时代，令人们在热热闹闹的欢笑中忘记了自己所有的偏执与绝望。
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appropriate: 适当的 mark: 作记号【纪念】 historic: 有历史意义的 event: 事件
我们得编句合适的台词来纪念这个有历史意义的科学事件。
三年级时我又咋得罪Jimmy Mullins了?
He still punched me in, the face with my own fists.
punch: 用拳猛击 fist: 拳头
他照样用我的拳头朝我的脸打了一拳。
Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.
也许你会想跟我一起去。
I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.
fella: 小伙子
我相信其他人看见女生肯定会很兴奋。
-Penny: How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?
不了，我今晚要呆在家里洗衣服。啊！！！！
-Wolowitz: Oh, yeah, this door got the full Monte.
噢，耶，这门被Monte毁了。
-Penny: Leonard?
Leonard?
What the hell?
怎么回事?
-Leonard: Killer robot. We built it.
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Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 2 (s01e02)Title: The Big Bran Hypothesis---> Dialog only <---LEONARDHere you go. Pad thai, no peanuts.HOW ARDDoes it have peanut oil?LEONARDI'm not sure. Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.SHELDONSince it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.RAJESHAre there any chopsticks?SHELDONYou don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food.LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONThailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth they use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.LEONARDAsk him for a napkin, I dare you. I'll get it.HOW ARDDo I look puffy? I feel puffy.PENNYHey, Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi, Penny.PENNYAm I interrupting?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou're not swelling, Howard.HOW ARDNo, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages.PENNYSounds like you have company.LEONARDThey're not going anywhere. So, you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work?PENNYWell, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it to 'em.LEONARDSo you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?PENNYMm... Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah. Um, anyways I was wondering if you could help me out with something, I'm kinda...LEONARDYes.PENNYOh. Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so, oh... Hello.HOW ARD[speaks in Russian]PENNYI'm sorry?HOW ARDHaven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian? PENNYNo, I haven't.HOW ARDGet used to it.PENNYYeah, I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon.SHELDONHi.PENNYHey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh?SHELDONDon't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.HOW ARDHe can't talk to atractive women, or in your case, a cheesecake- scented goddess.LEONARDSo there's gonna be some furniture delivered?PENNYYeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?LEONARDYeah, no problem.PENNYGreat, here's my spare key. Thank you.LEONARDPenny, wait.PENNYYeah?LEONARDUm... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?PENNYA marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?SHELDONYou're kidding, right?PENNYYeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that? LEONARD, SHELDON,HOW ARD, RAJESHOne.SHELDONYou realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.PENNYYes, I know, men can't fly.SHELDONNo, no. Let's assume that they can. Ahem. Lois Lane is falling. Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.LEONARDUnless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.SHELDONIn what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.LEONARDExcuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption thatSuperman's flight is a feat of strength.SHELDONAre you listening to yourself? It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.HOW ARDYeah and you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night? SHELDONOh. A combination of the moon's solar reflection and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.PENNYI'm just gonna go wash up.LEONARDI have 2600 comic books in there. I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.SHELDONChallenge accepted. We're locked out.RAJESHAlso, the pretty girl left.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay. Her apartment's on the fourth floor, but the elevator's broken, so you're gonna have to... Oh, your're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.SHELDONI hardly think so.LEONARDWhy not?SHELDONWell, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.LEONARDWe don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.SHELDONArchimedes would be so proud.LEONARDDo you have any ideas?SHELDONYes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.LEONARDEasy.SHELDONEasy.LEONARDOkay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.SHELDONExactly half.LEONARDExactly half. Let's push. Okay. See, it's moving. This is easy. It's all in the math.SHELDONWhat's your formula for the corner?LEONARDWhat? Oh, okay. Ah. Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.SHELDONAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.LEONARDMen do things for women without expecting sex.SHELDONYeah, those would be men who just had sex.LEONARDI'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.SHELDONNo, we're not.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONNo, we're not! No, we're not! Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. LEONARDYeah.SHELDONOh God, my fingers!LEONARDYou okay?SHELDONNo, it hurt... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place.LEONARDSo Penny is a little messy.SHELDONA little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos. Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.LEONARDDid it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.SHELDONExcuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times. LEONARDCome on, we should go.SHELDONHang on.LEONARDWhat are you doing?SHELDONI'm straightening up.LEONARDSheldon, this is not your home.SHELDONThis is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. LEONARDWhen the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place. SHELDONBecause it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms. LEONARDWhat were you doing in his closet?SHELDONI helped him run some cable for a webcam.PENNYHey, guys.LEONARDOh, hey, Penny. This just arrived. We just brought this up. Just now. PENNYGreat. Oh, was it hard getting it up the stairs?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, we'll get out of your hair.PENNYOkay, great. Thank you again.SHELDONPenny. Ahem. I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.PENNYWhat's he talking about?LEONARDIt's a joke.PENNYI don't get it.LEONARDYeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon? Sheldon?? Hello? Sheldon! SHELDONShh! Penny's sleeping.LEONARDAre you insane? You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.SHELDONI had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway,and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this. LEONARDDo you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.SHELDONI just gave you a reasonable explanation.LEONARDNo, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.SHELDONDon't be ridiculous. I have no peers.LEONARDSheldon, we have to get out of here.SHELDONYou might want to speak in a lower register.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONEvolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.LEONARDThat's ridiculous!SHELDONNo, that's ridiculous.LEONARDFine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.SHELDONI'm not leaving until I'm done.LEONARDOh, no.SHELDONIf you have time to lean, you have time to clean.LEONARDOh, what the hell.SHELDONGood morning.LEONARDMorning.SHELDONI have to say I slept splendidly. Granted not long, but just deeply and well.LEONARDI'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.SHELDONSarcasm?LEONARDYou think?SHELDONGranted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality oflife.LEONARDYou know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.SHELDONYou don't think that crosses a line?LEONARDYes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?SHELDONYou have a sarcasm sign?LEONARDNo, I do not have a sarcasm sign.SHELDONYou want some cereal? I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, …Honey Puffs“.PENNYSon of a bitch!LEONARDPenny's up.PENNYYou sick, geeky bastards!LEONARDHow did she know it was us?SHELDONI may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.PENNYLeonard?LEONARDGod, this is gonna be bad.SHELDONGoodbye, …Honey Puffs“. Hello, …Big Bran“.PENNYYou came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping? LEONARDYes, but only to clean.SHELDONReally more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.PENNYGive me back my key.LEONARDI'm very, very sorry.PENNYDo you understand how creepy this is?LEONARDOh. Yes, we discussed it at length last night.PENNYIn my apartment? While I was sleeping?SHELDONAnd snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.PENNYAnd what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?SHELDONDepending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon. Oh.PENNYGod!LEONARDOkay, look, Penny. I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today when you're feeling a little less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.PENNYStay away from me.LEONARDSure, that's another way to go.SHELDONPenny, Penny, hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive. LEONARDYou are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. LEONARDWhat's funny?SHELDONThat wasn't sarcasm?LEONARDNo!SHELDONWhoo. Boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this.PENNYWhat?SHELDONI am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.PENNYHey, Raj. Hey, listen, I don't know if you heard about what happened last night with Leonard and Sheldon, but I'm really upset about it. I mean, they just, they let themselves into my place and then they cleaned it. Can you even believe that? How weird is that? ...RAJESHOh, she's standing very close to me. Oh, my. She does smell good. What is that? Vanilla?PENNY... You know. Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. Okay? And you don't shoot to wound. I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. Wait, what was I saying? ...RAJESHShe's so chatty. Maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. We'd have the same cultural background and my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me. PENNY... It's obvious that they meant well, but I'm just, I'm having a really rough time. Like I said, I broke up with my boyfriend and it's all freaking me out ...RAJESH[starts to sing an Indian lullaby]PENNY... I mean, just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. Right?RAJESHShe asked me a question. I should probably nod.PENNYThat's exactly what I thought. Thank you for listening. You're a doll. RAJESHUh-oh. Turn your pelvis.HOW ARDGrab a napkin, homie. You just got served.LEONARDIt's fine. You win.HOW ARDWhat's his problem?SHELDONHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HOW ARDBeen there.RAJESHHello. Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.HOW ARDReally? You? Rajesh Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?RAJESHActually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.LEONARDWhat did she say? Is she still mad at me?RAJESHWell, she was upset at first, but probably because her sister shot somebody. But then there was something about you and then she hugged me.HOW ARDShe hugged you? How'd she hug you? Is that her perfume I smell? RAJESHIntoxicating, isn't it?PENNYHi.LEONARDOh.PENNYWhat's going on?LEONARDUh. Here's the thing: …Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment.The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...“PENNYLeonard.LEONARDYeah?PENNYWe're okay.LEONARDSix two-inch dowels?SHELDONCheck.LEONARDOne package Philips head screws?SHELDONCheck.PENNYYou guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. I think I can put together a cheap, swedish media center.LEONARDNo. Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...SHELDONConsidering what? How great this place looks?HOW ARDOh, boy, I was afraid of this.LEONARDWhat?HOW ARDThese instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here is why Sweden has no space program.PENNYWell, it looked pretty good in the store.LEONARDIt is an inefficient design. For example, Penny has a flat screen TV, which means all the space behind it is wasted.SHELDONWe could put her stereo back there.LEONARDAnd control it how?SHELDONRun an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.HOW ARDGood point. How are you gonna cool it?Hey guys, I got this. SHELDONHang on, Penny. How about fans? Here and here.LEONARDAlso inefficient, and might be loud.HOW ARDHow about liquid coolant? Maybe a little aquarium pump here, run some quarter-inch PVC...PENNYGuys, this is actually really simple.HOW ARDHold on, honey, men at work. PVC comes down here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.LEONARDOh, really? Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and an overflow reservoir?SHELDONAnd if water's involved, we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.PENNYGuys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes. LEONARDOh, I've got it. What about if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?SHELDONRight, then the entire thing will be one heat sink.HOW ARDPerfect. Leonard, why don't you and Sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and I'll run down to my lab and get the oxyacetylene torch.LEONARDMeet back here in an hour?HOW ARDDone.LEONARDGot it.PENNYOkay, this place does look pretty good.THE ENDScript compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 1 (s01e01)Title: Pilot---> Dialog only <---SHELDONSo if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slitis observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it won't have gone through both slits.LEONARDAgreed. What's your point?SHELDONThere's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.LEONARDExcuse me.ALTHEAHang on.LEONARDOne across is …Aegean“. Eight down is …Nabokov“. 26 across is …MCM“.14 down is... Move your finger... …Phylum“ which makes 14 across …Port-au-Prince“. See, …Papa Doc's capitol idea“, that's …Port-au-Prince“. Haiti.ALTHEACan I help you?LEONARDYes. Um, is this the high-IQ sperm bank?ALTHEAIf you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.SHELDONI think this is the place.ALTHEAFill these out.LEONARDThank you. We'll be right back.ALTHEAOh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait. SHELDONLeonard, I don't think I can do this.LEONARDWhat, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.SHELDONNo. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. LEONARDSheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.SHELDONI know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poorwoman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?LEONARDI'm sure she'll still love him.SHELDONI wouldn't.LEONARDWell, what do you want to do?SHELDONI want to leave.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONWhat's the protocol for leaving?LEONARDI don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. SHELDONLet's try just walking out.LEONARDOkay.ALTHEABye.SHELDON, LEONARDBye.LEONARDNice meeting you.SHELDONAre you still mad about the sperm bank?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?LEONARDNot really.SHELDONIf the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.LEONARDI don't care. Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.SHELDONNo, it's true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.LEONARDIs that why they sent you to boarding school?SHELDONNo. That was a result of my work with lasers.LEONARDNew neighbor?SHELDONEvidently.LEONARDSignificant improvement over the old neighbor.SHELDONTwo-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. PENNYOh, hi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi?LEONARDWe don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.PENNYOh, that's nice.LEONARDOh, no. We don't live together. I mean...LEONARDWe live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. PENNYOh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. LEONARDLeonard. Sheldon.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi. Well... ah... Oh, welcome to the building.PENNYOh, Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.LEONARDOh, great.PENNYGreat.SHELDONGreat.LEONARDGreat.LEONARDWell, ah, bye.PENNYBye.SHELDONBye.LEONARDBye. Should we have invited her for lunch?SHELDONNo, we're gonna start season two of …Battlestar Galactica“.LEONARDWe already watched the season two DVDs.SHELDONNot with commentary.LEONARDI think we should be good neighbors, invite her over, make her feel welcome.SHELDONWe never invited Louie-slash-Louise over.LEONARDWell, and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. SHELDONI have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on …MySpace“.LEONARDYes, and you've never met one of them.SHELDONThat's the beauty of it.LEONARDI'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. SHELDONChat? We don't chat. At least not off-line.LEONARDWell, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.SHELDONTo what end?LEONARDHi. Again.PENNYHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDAnyway... um... We brought home Indian food. And... um... I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just... one less thing to worry about.SHELDONLeonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. PENNYOh, you're inviting me over to eat?LEONARDUh, yes.PENNYOh, that's so nice. I'd love to.LEONARDGreat.PENNYSo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SHELDONWell, today we tried masturbating for money.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay, well, make yourself at home.PENNYOkay. Thank you.LEONARDYou're very welcome.SHELDON[mouths: You're very welcome.]PENNYThis looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this? SHELDONActually, that's my work.PENNYWow.SHELDONYeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.PENNYSo you're like one of those …Beautiful Mind“ genius guys.SHELDONYeah.PENNYThis is really impressive.LEONARDI have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.PENNYHoly smokes.SHELDONIf by …holy smokes“, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure. LEONARDWhat?SHELDONOh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below …here I sit broken-hearted“?LEONARDAt least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.SHELDONI didn't invent them. They're there.LEONARDIn what universe?SHELDONIn all of them, that is the point.PENNYAh, do you guys mind if I start?SHELDONUm, Penny.PENNYYeah?SHELDONThat's where I sit.PENNYSo sit next to me.SHELDONNo, I sit there.PENNYWhat's the difference?SHELDONWhat's the difference?LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONIn the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but... I think I've made my point.PENNYDo you want me to move?SHELDONWell...LEONARDJust sit somewhere else.SHELDONFine.LEONARDSheldon, sit!SHELDONAh.LEONARDWell, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.SHELDONThat's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time. LEONARDYes, I know, but...SHELDONTuesday night, we played …Klingon Boggle“ until one in the morning. LEONARDYeah, I remember.SHELDONI resent you saying we don't have company.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONThat is a negative social implications.LEONARDI said I'm sorry!PENNYSo... …Klingon Boggle“?LEONARDYeah. It's like regular …Boggle“, but in …Klingon“. That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.PENNYUm, me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.SHELDONYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.PENNYParticipate in the what?LEONARDI think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.PENNYOh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see, what else. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. No, except for fish and the occasional steak. I love steak!SHELDONWell, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.LEONARDAh, so, do you have some sort of a job?PENNYOh, yeah. I'm a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDOh, I love cheesecake.SHELDONYou're lactose-intolerant.LEONARD。
《生活大爆炸》第二季_英语单词及短语总结 -回复
《生活大爆炸》第二季_英语单词及短语总结-回复1. The Big Bang Theory - the title of the TV show.2. Season 2 - the second season of The Big Bang Theory.3. Sheldon Cooper - one of the main characters in the show.4. Leonard Hofstadter - another main character and Sheldon's roommate.5. Penny - Sheldon and Leonard's attractive neighbor and love interest.6. Howard Wolowitz - one of Sheldon and Leonard's friends and colleagues.7. Rajesh Koothrappali - another friend of Sheldon and Leonard, known for his selective mutism.8. Bernadette Rostenkowski - Howard's girlfriend and later wife.9. Amy Farrah Fowler - a neuroscientist and Sheldon's girlfriend.10. Relationship drama - the various romantic relationships and complications in the show.11. Physics - the science field that Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard work in.12. Geek culture - the show often references aspects of geek and nerd culture.13. Apartment - the main setting for the show, where Sheldon and Leonard live.14. Comic book store - a frequent setting where the characters often hang out.15. Science fiction - a genre of literature and film which is often referenced in the show.16. Nerd - a term used to describe someone who is highly intellectual or obsessed with particular topics.17. Sitcom - an abbreviation for "situation comedy," which is the genre of the show.18. Laugh track - canned laughter that is added to the show to enhance comedic effect.19. Social awkwardness - a recurring theme in the show, particularly with Sheldon's character.20. Catchphrases - there are several memorable catchphrases from the show, such as Sheldon's "Bazinga!"。
生活大爆炸第二季台词(中英文对照)11
生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词11.txt 你的论点完全缺乏科学论证。
argument: 论点 lack: 缺乏 scientific: 科学的 merit: 价值It is well established Superman cleans his, uniform by flying into Earth's yellowsun,establish: 确定 Superman: 虚构的超级英雄，美国漫画中的经典人物，诞生于1938年6月，出现在DC漫画公司的多种书籍中，还被改编成动画、电影、电视剧、舞台剧，影响深远uniform: 制服十分肯定的是，超人飞到地球的黄色恒星，可以清洁他的超人服。
which incinerates any contaminate matterincinerate: 烧成灰 contaminate: 受到污染的 matter: 物质任何污染物都可以烧掉。
and leaves t invulnerable Kryptonian, fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.invulnerable: 不会受伤害的 Kryptonia: 克里普顿星，超人出生地 fabric: 纤维织物unharmed: 没有受伤的 daisy: 极好的【非常的】 fresh: 新鲜的【干净的】只留下不可摧毁的氪星球纤维布，完全无害，超级干净。
-Wolowitz: What if he gets something, Kryptonian on it?要是又染上啥氪星球的东西怎么办?-Sheldon:Like what?比如什么呢?-Wolowitz: I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.mustard: 芥末不知道，也许氪芥末吧。
-Sheldon: I think we can safely assume that all, Kryptonian condiments were destroyedassume: 假定 condiment: 调味品 destroy: 毁坏我觉得我们完全可以设想，所有氪星球调味品都被毁灭掉了。
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Penny 我好像不太喜欢私藏北Los Robles公寓楼2311号逃犯
-Penny: It's no big deal.I'm just, a little behind on my bills
social situation: 社会情境 situation: 情况
抱歉我还没搞清是什么状况
Could you give me some, guidance as to how to proceed?
guidance: 指导 proceed: 继续进行
你能给点指示告诉我接下来干啥吗?
-Penny: The building manager's showing an apartment, downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent.
别急别急这有个7-11便利店
We smuggle Srpies, which are, essentially Icees, in under our coats,
smuggle: 走私 essentially: 本质上
我们把思乐冰雪泥藏衣服里带进去就当做冰吸果饮
after having a pleasant meal, either here, here or here.
building: 建筑 manager: 管理员 apartment : 公寓 rent: 租金
大楼管理人在楼下介绍房子呢我还没付房租
-Sheldon: Oh, I see.
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生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词11.txt 你的论点完全缺乏科学论证。
argument: 论点 lack: 缺乏 scientific: 科学的 merit: 价值It is well established Superman cleans his, uniform by flying into Earth's yellowsun,establish: 确定 Superman: 虚构的超级英雄，美国漫画中的经典人物，诞生于1938年6月，出现在DC漫画公司的多种书籍中，还被改编成动画、电影、电视剧、舞台剧，影响深远uniform: 制服十分肯定的是，超人飞到地球的黄色恒星，可以清洁他的超人服。
which incinerates any contaminate matterincinerate: 烧成灰 contaminate: 受到污染的 matter: 物质任何污染物都可以烧掉。
and leaves t invulnerable Kryptonian, fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.invulnerable: 不会受伤害的 Kryptonia: 克里普顿星，超人出生地 fabric: 纤维织物unharmed: 没有受伤的 daisy: 极好的【非常的】 fresh: 新鲜的【干净的】只留下不可摧毁的氪星球纤维布，完全无害，超级干净。
-Wolowitz: What if he gets something, Kryptonian on it?要是又染上啥氪星球的东西怎么办?-Sheldon:Like what?比如什么呢?-Wolowitz: I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.mustard: 芥末不知道，也许氪芥末吧。
-Sheldon: I think we can safely assume that all, Kryptonian condiments were destroyedassume: 假定 condiment: 调味品 destroy: 毁坏我觉得我们完全可以设想，所有氪星球调味品都被毁灭掉了。
when the planet Krypton exploded.planet: 星球 explode: 爆炸因为氪星已经爆炸了。
-Raj: Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite,turn into: 变成或者全变成芥末放射物了。
the only way to destroy a rogue, Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.rogue: 劣质的 hotdog: 热狗 threaten: 威胁这是消灭威胁地球的，劣质氪星热狗的唯一办法。
-Leonard: Raj, please, let's stay serious here.serious: 严肃的Raj，拜托，严肃点讨论。
Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore, his sweat is Kryptonian.therefore: 因此 sweat: 汗超人的身体来自氪星，他的汗水也是。
-Wolowitz: Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?pit: 痕迹 stain: 污点对，还有氪星的汗渍呢？-Sheldon: Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.超人在地球不会出汗。
-Wolowitz: Okay, he's invited for dinner, in the Bottle City of Kandor.invite: 邀请 dinner: 宴会 Bottle City of Kandor: Kandor瓶子城(超人家乡，氪星爆炸后被保存在瓶子里)好吧，他到Kandor瓶子城里赴宴。
He miniaturizes himself, enters the, city where he loses his superpowers. miniaturize: 使…小型化 lose: 遗失 superpower: 超能力他变小后，进入城市，就会失去超能力。
Now, before dinner, his host says, Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball? host: 主人 tetherball: 绳球宴会开始前，主人问，谁想来玩玩氪星绳球?Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat, comes back to Earth,超人说"当然愿意"，自然他就出了汗水，带回了地球。
his uniform now stained with, indestructible Kryptonian perspiration. indestructible: 不可毁灭的 perspiration: 汗液他的超人服就这样，被不可摧毁的氪汗水污染了。
-Raj: Boo ya.boo ya: 我赞成<英语口语>没招了吧你。
-Sheldon: Superman would have taken his uniform to a, Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.dry cleaner: 干洗店离开瓶子前，超人会去Kandor城干洗店，洗超人服。
-Raj: Kandorian dry cl... I give up.give up: 放弃Kandor城的干洗... 我不玩了。
You can't have a rational, argument with this man.rational: 合理的这家伙蛮不讲理。
-Wolowitz: Hey, isn't that the guy who won the, MacArthur genius grant last year? 嘿，那不是去年麦克阿瑟天才奖的得主吗?MacArthur genius grant: 麦克阿瑟天才基金奖。
麦克阿瑟天才基金奖是创立于1981年，为纪念银行生命灾难公司的。
麦克阿瑟基金会总部设在芝加哥，麦克阿瑟基金奖颁给在各个领域内有创意的优秀人才，奖金50万美元，获奖者可自由支配。
genius: 天才 grant:补助金No, not all at once.别，不要一起看。
-Raj: Then how?那怎么看?-Wolowitz: LeonardLeonard.Now, Raj.该你了，Raj。
Now, Sheldon.现在Sheldon。
-Raj: I didn't get a good, look. Can I go again?我没看清楚，我可以再看看吗?-Wolowitz: No.不行。
-Leonard: It's David Underhill. So what?是David Underhill 那又怎样?-Sheldon: So what?那又怎样?His observation of high-energy positrons, has provided the first conclusive evidence observation: 观察 high-energy: 高能的 positron: 正电子 provide: 提供conclusive: 决定性的 evidence: 证据他对高能正电子的观测第一次实证了for the existence of, galactic dark matter.existence: 存在 galactic: 银河的 dark matter: 暗物质宇宙暗物质的存在。
-Leonard: I have two words for you. The, first is "big," the other's "whoop." whoop: 欢呼声送你两个词，第一个是"大声"，第二个是 "叫哇"。
-Sheldon: It is a big whoop.是该大声叫哇 (大肆宣扬)。
It made almost all the work you've done, since you've been here completely useless. completely: 完全地 useless: 无用的几乎让你来这之后的一切研究都没了意义。
-Leonard: Did not.,才不是。
-Wolpwitz: Did, too.的确是。
-Leonard: Did... Okay, maybe some of it, but...不... 好吧，可能有些是吧，但...Look, the guy was just in the right place, at the right time他不过是适时适地，with the right paradigm-shifting, reinterpretation of the universe.paradigm-shifting: 转换示例 paradigm: 示例 shift: 转换 reinterpretation: 重新解释 universe: 宇宙适当地给出了阐释宇宙的转换示例，He got lucky.lucky: 幸运的走运而已。
-Raj: In more ways than one.可不止那样。
He's a very handsome man.handsome: 英俊的他还是个帅哥呢。
-Wolowitz: Doesn't do anything for me.我那么帅，又有啥用。
If I was gonna go that way, I'm, more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.gonna: <美俚>=going to Zac Ephron: 迪士尼电影《歌舞青春》男主角扮演者 kinda: 有几分要是我成名了，我也是Zac Ephron那种类型的。
-Raj: Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.说的好像你跟Zac谈过朋友啊。
-David: Excuse me... Are you Leonard Hofstadter?请问..你是Leonard Hofstadter吗?-Lenord: yeah.,是我。