《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》
旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?
(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？
阿三: Honey, I am coming.
亲爱的，我来了。
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？
阿三：After screening , I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
阿三：Yes.
Action II
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁：Yes.
荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’world.
好的。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是世界头号杀手之王。
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?
你想挑战我吗？
荆轲：Off course!
李莫愁：Come on!
李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
发生了什么？你为什么不疼？
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
妈妈常说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我明白了，妈妈是对的。
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
哦，天哪！你能给我一个创新的回答“你好吗？”？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too! May I have your name card, please?
哦，我也是在开玩笑呢！我可以要一张你的名片吗？
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
IC、ID、IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
看！她是世界上最漂亮的女孩。如果你说好的，她就是你的。
荆柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
我不得不说她是一个非常性感美丽的女孩，但中医是我唯一的爱！
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯：Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
嘿，兄弟！你这么聪明，但为什么你不知道中医？任何人都可以给你答案。
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM.
传统的中国美眉
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
我必须告诉你的王牌。女士们，先生们，这是立顿减肥茶。这是一个全新的联合利华中国产品。
荆柯：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
减肥茶！我梦想它数千次。我的妻子总是威胁说要离开我，如果我不能减轻我的体重。
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
你想得倒好？假如你想要！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你很有诚意，我很高兴，你还是要说出来。你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要？
荆柯：Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
告诉我，我应该做什么？我会为你做任何事。
Action III
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
英雄，我们已经达到了沂水河。
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
就停在这里。再见，我的朋友
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
荆珂：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
我爱你。对我而言，你比这个世界上的任何东西都更有意义。
荆珂：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
我更爱你。哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
怎么样。作为一个男人，就去做！我会一直在这里等你。
荆珂：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise
亲爱的！你一定要帮我这个忙…答应我你会活下去…你绝不会放弃…不管发生什么事…无论多么的绝望…现在就答应我，永远不要忘记你的承诺
妻子："I promise."
荆轲："Never let go. “
永不放弃
妻子："I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
这是一个去死的好日子。再也回不来了。不......从未......
妻子：Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本 The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed so me good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way. 第一幕：Conspire(密谋) 太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状. 太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent? 阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly. 太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible. 第二幕：tournament (比武) 西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下） 西门吹雪 （Xi Men Chui Xue） 身高：190cm Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qq Favorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer 血型：O Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，****** Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out. 荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。 旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue? 西门吹雪：Just come on. 荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story? 西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
荆轲刺秦王剧本
荆轲刺秦王 时间：战国。 地点：燕都蓟，秦都咸阳。 人物： 荆轲、嬴政、太子丹、高渐离、樊於期、秦舞阳、蒙嘉、夏无且 第一幕 （旁白：秦国猛将王翦攻破赵国，俘虏了赵王，将赵国领土全部纳入秦国版图。然后又向北进军，直逼燕国南部边界。）(同时，王翦正一脚踩赵王身上，然后抬头很狂地看着太子丹) 燕国太子丹恐惧（丹来回踱步，神色焦急），于是请来荆轲（荆轲上），说：秦兵早晚会渡过易水，这样的话，燕国不保啊！ 荆轲：就算太子没有说这些话，臣也是要自请行动的。而现在行动的话，没有什么信物，是无法接近秦王的。但是眼下，秦王以千斤金万家邑悬赏樊将军的人头。如果得到樊将军的人头和燕国督亢一带的地图，献于秦王，秦王必定会很高兴接见臣，然后。。。（笑） 太子：你的意思是？ 荆轲：（很邪恶一笑，手中拿出一张牌:杀）杀！ 太子：樊将军陷入困境而投奔燕国，丹不忍心以一己之私利辜负了长者的情意，希望你重新考虑一下吧。（拜） 第二幕 （旁白：荆轲知道太子心软，于是私下里单独去见了樊於期。） （樊於期在房中，荆轲上。）（与旁白同步） 荆轲：秦国对将军实在残忍，杀将军全家，购将军人头，将军您咋办？ 樊於期（很重很重一叹）：我每次想到这些，痛都深入骨髓，不知。。奈何！（做思考着状，然后慢慢抬头）（注意表情） 荆轲：现在有个办法可以解决燕国的困境，又可以报将军的深仇，您觉得怎么样？ 樊於期（瞪眼，疾步走上前去，一掌拍过去）：啥？ 荆轲：若得到将军的首级进献给秦王，秦王必定高兴而宣见我。我就用左手抓他袖，右手裖他胸，然后将军的仇也报了，燕国被羞辱的耻辱也没了，将军觉得怎么样？（说完后再把那个抓修刺胸的动作很夸张的来一遍） 樊於期（头一甩，很潇洒）：大爷的我天天在想这件事！小子，说的好！（刎颈自杀特技）（旁白：太子丹听说了这件事，立刻赶了过去。） 太子丹（与上面的旁白同步，冲进房间，看到地上的尸体，趴在上面，痛哭失声直到下面的旁白结束）：将军！ （旁白：事情已经发生，太子丹无可奈何，于是吩咐安放好樊於期的头颅，用匣子装好。） 第三幕 （旁白：太子丹预先征集世上最锋利的匕首，得到了赵国徐夫人的匕首，用一百金将它买了下来，让工匠用毒药淬炼。用此匕首试人的时候，鲜血渗透衣服，没有不立即死去的。）（与上面旁白同步：龙套用刀试几个人，死法各异） （旁白：燕国有一勇士名叫秦武阳，十三岁就杀了人，人们都不敢与他对视。于是太子丹令秦武阳做荆轲的副手。） （与上面的旁白同步：1.秦舞阳很狂地抱胸，眼神吓人来个龙套被吓着。2.太子丹端坐于大殿中，秦武阳单膝跪地接受命令。）
最新《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。 Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. 亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：After screening , I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
荆轲刺秦王(英文版)话剧
The man wants to kill the king 旁白：Long, long ago , it was Warring States Period, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every king or minister tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time went by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way. 第一幕：Conspire(密谋) 太子丹:(上，叹气）Ying Zheng, that bad guy, treats me even worse than before. Resorts to lots of persons in his hand, he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun. Recently, he has got much more cities from my hands. How can I live if these things happen again(急)。Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am. (向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 阿三:（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm, please! Let me see! （盘坐在地,两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok, I get one, we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties, jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状. 太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea, Good idea! But do you think who we can sent? 阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue. He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly. 太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible. 第二幕：tournament (比武) 西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下） 西门吹雪（Xi Men Chui Xue） Height: 190cm Favorite doing: chatting War power: endless
英语话剧(英语课可以表演的)
话剧《荆轲刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on!
英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王
荆轲刺秦王 很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。于是，白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。 白哥（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？ 魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人” 白哥高兴状 然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。 对白哥说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........ 白哥回到宫中 “欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？” 仆人上 “哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。” 白哥：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 仆人：“对不起，亲爱的，我知道错了，我完全知道你现在的苦恼，我有一个好主意，那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政！”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状） 白哥：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍仆人肩膀，做赞许状）好主意，可是谁是好的人选呢？Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 仆人：经调查，有两个人比较合适，一个是李莫愁小姐，一个是荆轲，明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 白哥：“太好了，赶快让我看看胜利者，行么？”Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 仆人：“好的，开拍Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?你想挑战我么？ 荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状李莫愁：“发生了什么，为什么你不受伤？What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?” 荆轲：“你根本就不懂的什么是剑，哎独孤求败啊….ai….. In solitude I seek for defeat.. 李莫愁：“Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.（阿甘正传台词）
《荆轲刺秦王》搞笑版
《荆轲刺秦王》搞笑版 人物（初步设定，按出场顺序）： 旁白 燕 燕国樊於期 荆轲 徐夫人（男） 高渐离（男） 秦王宠臣 下人 秦王政 第一幕燕国大难将至 （旁白：“历史背景：秦将破赵，虏，尽收其地，进兵北略地，至界。燕国大难将至，举国上下陷入混乱。第一幕，太子丹找来樊於期商量对策。”） 樊於期：“大王，微臣惶恐，自从秦氏房地产将赵氏万科收购后，实力大增，已经将咱们燕南界那块地买下来了，恐怕很快就要威胁到我们燕氏集团了，您一定要想想有什么应对之法啊。” 太子丹来回踱步，焦虑状：“秦王真是欺人太甚，之前每次说要请客吃饭都是我付的钱也就算了，现在直接把马桶按到我头上来啦！哼，你占我地，我要你命！来人呐，把荆轲叫来。” 荆轲上：“大王，您call我啊” 太子丹：“荆轲，现寡人有一重任要托付于你，普天之下，恐怕只有你能胜任。帮我把秦王。。坷！” 荆轲：“坷” 太子丹：“拿依做掉（上海话讲）”
荆轲吓得跪地说：“哇，老大，这么危险的任务还是让猎头部去吧，我其实不是什么特种兵，我是个杀猪的。。。” 太子丹：“哦，原来如此啊，那我看你申请的那个员工住房和公积金，还有今年的年终分红问题，我得找李锦涛好好商量商量啊，哦，对了，还有，夏主任上次飞鸽传书给我，说你老婆在人才市场好像干的不踏实啊。。。” 荆轲：“禀大王，微臣刚才认真的想过了，时下正值燕氏集团的生死关头，这项任务我是当仁不让的。此次刺杀行动自当竭尽全力，万死不辞！” 太子丹：“好！好！荆卿果然是忠君爱国，侠骨丹心呐！” 荆轲：“可是大王，我这身子骨好久不练啦，怎么着也得配一副紫菱冠、玄武甲、青龙胯、登云靴、鱼肠剑、赤兔马和50名随从吧。” 太子丹：“我听说你儿子的幼儿园好像近期要分班了吧” 荆轲退步：“大王，荆轲只需一件利器即可。” 太子丹：“这个可以有！可是，到哪里去寻这件刺杀的利器呢” 樊於期：“太子，我知道有一人有这样一件宝贝，取之百金，使工以药淬之。以试人，血濡缕，人无不立死者。” 荆轲：“你是指。。。徐夫人的那把“玄铁匕首” 樊於期：“哈哈，正是。” 太子丹：“速速取来！” （旁白：樊於期找到徐夫人，说明了来意，问其借匕首） 徐夫人大方的表示：“借，当然要借，这可是国之大事，倘若这把匕首真能派上用场，那也是我徐家木业，额，不是，徐家兵业的光荣啊。” 樊於期激动说道：“徐夫人，当真” 徐夫人点头，樊於期上前握住徐夫人的手，激动的说：“党和人民会感谢你的！”徐夫人不以为然的说：“应该的应该的。反正是淘宝上买的，不值几个钱。”樊於期顿时尴尬：“淘。。淘宝。。。呦，您也淘宝，够时尚的啊！额。不是。那这匕首。。。”
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王 Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白 旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对 观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、 graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀 状)
荆轲刺秦王搞笑版(英语对话)
《荆珂刺秦王》Aside：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.旁白：很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式显示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，被送往秦国杀“嬴政”国王。但最终他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么？好了，下一个节目会告诉你真相。丹太子(掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的人？(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 是你呀！) Thank you mirror! 谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? 我是丹太子，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的人。但嬴政是一位充满嫉妒的家伙,我如果镜子告诉他真相，我觉得他会杀了。我怕得要命。现在我能做些什么?(向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 我的大臣在哪里?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.亲爱的,我就来了。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!太子丹:我反复告诉你,你应该叫我“我最美丽、优雅、英俊迷人,可爱,聪明,最亲爱的丹王子”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找到一个英雄杀死嬴政。太子：Oh yeah. What is the
英语短剧主持稿
英语短剧主持稿 英语短剧主持稿，由管理资料网整理如下，为大家整理英语短剧活动的主持词，希望可以帮助大家。英语短剧主持稿女：尊敬的各位评委老师，男：亲爱的同学们，大家（合）晚上好！女：欢迎来到**大学英语短剧大赛决赛的现场。我是主持人许可。男：我是主持人陆云松。男：五月是风华正茂青春洋溢的季节女：五月是激情闪耀放飞理想的季节男：走进五月，拥抱阳光，绚丽青春的舞台女：走进五月，张扬个性，演绎别样的精彩。男：现在由我荣幸地宣布**大学英语短剧大赛决赛正式开始。女：下面请允许我们来介绍一下莅临本次大赛的各位评委老师。他们是：女：本次比赛，各位评委将根据英语口语表达，剧本主题，人气，道具以及时间的分配行综合评分，同时大赛设置两名一等奖，三名二等奖和五名三等奖也将在现场进行颁奖，在这里预祝各组参赛选手取得好的成绩！男：自古以来秦王的暴政可是出了名的，因此，对其统治不满者也确实不在少数。，女：的确是这样，我想其中最出名的还要算是荆轲了吧。男：是的，荆轲的下场是极其悲惨的，但今晚舞台上的《荆轲刺秦王》却道出了荆轲之死的不同原因，那么到底是秦王杀了荆轲，还是小人害了荆轲呢？有请我们今晚的第一组参赛选手，来自外国语学院韩语0901班带来的《TheDeathOf”TheHero”》女：大家掌声有请！男：感谢外国语学院带来的精彩表演。在我印象中啊，有一部美国大片让我震撼，也颇有些惊叹女：哦，是什么片子啊男：《肖申克的救赎》，里面男主人公为了挣脱牢狱的束缚，获得自由，可谓是百年磨一剑女：恩，是的，像这样反映越狱题材的影片的确很受大众欢迎。不过，今晚我们的舞台却上将上演一出”入狱”的精彩短剧。男：入狱？女：是的，主人公索比在冬天即将到来的时候，使尽各种办法想让警察逮捕他，从而发生了一系列可笑的事。男：索比为什么要让警察逮捕他呢？让我们来欣赏由生物科学与技术学院的同学带来的短剧《警察与赞美诗》女：《thecopandtheanthem》掌声欢迎他们！女：感谢生计学院的同学们的精彩演绎。人间有多种爱，而母爱却是其中最温馨、最令人感动的音符，它不仅仅是指母亲对孩子的爱，也包含着孩子对母亲的爱。一场突如其来的车祸使Anny永远的失去了母亲，对于一个孩子来说，生命怎能承受如此之重？下面请欣赏由医学院带来的英语短剧《Anotherdayinparadise》大家掌声有请！男：感谢医学院同学们的带来的精彩表演。英国戏剧大师，莎士比亚写过这样一部喜剧，它有一个如梦如幻的名字，是莎翁青春时代最为成熟的喜剧作品，同时也是他最着名的喜剧之一。女：哎，作为戏剧协会的一员，这个你可难不倒我，一定是《仲夏夜之梦》男：没错儿，《仲夏夜之梦》中讲述了由”魔汁”引起的冲突及冲突被解决、有情人终成眷属的故事。女：好，那就让我们有请旅游烹饪学院营养0901的赵莎莎等同学，为我们诠释莎翁这一经典的喜剧《仲夏夜之梦》，《AMidsummerNight’sDream》掌声有请。男：刚才我们欣赏的是莎翁的经典喜剧，接下来参赛的这一组选手将为我们展示的是莎翁的经典悲剧：《KingLear》。它叙述了年事已高的李尔王意欲把国土分给3个女儿，口蜜腹剑的大女儿和二女儿因其宠信而瓜分国土，小女儿却因不愿阿谀奉承而一无所得。可当李尔王离位后，他会有怎样的遭遇呢？要想知道接下来的故事，还是让我们把目光聚焦在我们的参赛选手身上吧！旅游烹饪学院旅游0902班带来的《kingLear》有请！女：。感谢李尔王这一经典悲剧的精彩演绎。童年是真的梦，童年是梦的真。回望童年的时光，依稀可见那一座座神奇的城堡。男：。是的，还记得童话里那位美丽的白雪公主和那群可爱的小矮人吗？就是他们妙笔生花，把幸福写得源远流长。女：下面有请社会发展学院的同学们带来的《SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs》，让我们一起去追寻着童话的梦。男：。掌声有请！女：感谢社会发展学院带来的美丽童话。”孔雀东南飞，五里一徘徊。”流传上千年的经典爱情故事《孔雀东南飞》缠绵悱恻，哀伤情节令人动容。但今晚外国语学院日语0901班的同学们独辟蹊径，将在悲伤的情节中巧妙地增添一些喜剧的色彩，那么究竟这个故事会如何演绎呢？让我们拭目以待！掌声有请
英文版英语课本剧——荆轲刺秦王(改编版)
Unclassified Story of Jingke Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (墨镜)：You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ It’s true~ )太子丹（高兴状）：Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy. He will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬且妖里妖气) : Honey, I am coming~~~~ 太子丹（嫌弃）：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most cute, smart, charming, handsome, graceful, beautiful and dearest Prince Dan”!(节奏越来越快，从again and again开始，节奏感慢慢出来，背景的rap beat加入，后面的内容以rap形式呈现。 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find an awesome killer to kill YingZheng!（作杀状） 太子：You are so brilliant! But who is the right choice? 阿三：I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, the other one is Mr. JinKe. Tomorrow they will fight for the honor of No.1 killer. 太子：Well, tell me the result as soon as possible. 阿三：Yes, my prince! Action II （第一段：拳击赛热身的背景音乐，六人分别簇拥着李莫愁和荆轲从两边上场，一个捶腿，一个揉肩，一个揉脸） （第二段：热身结束，伴舞退场，音乐换成《十面埋伏》，二人手持刀剑，架势摆开，慢慢绕圈踱步） 荆轲: Lady first. 李莫愁: Don’t look down on women. You first. 荆轲: No no no, I am always a gentleman. I don’t bully woman. 李莫愁: Cut your crap. Don’t waste my time! I still have lots of housework to do
荆轲刺秦王搞笑版剧本
荊軻刺秦王搞笑版劇本 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑
荆轲刺秦王五人英语剧本
荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 演员表： 秦王 荆轲 太医 秦舞阳 赵高 对话原文： Outside 荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin? 秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him! 荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not! 秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word. 荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin. Inside 宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in. 宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖 秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother. 荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man. 秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down. 荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you. 秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want. 荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money. 秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。（拿出地图） 秦王：Oh! Go ahead and show me. 荆轲上前，并在秦王面前慢慢展开地图：My load, please look here. 荆轲突然拿出匕首， 秦王大惊：Oh! Shit! You want to kill me. Help me! Help me! 赵高上前挡住，被刺伤！