【开心一笑】爆笑“中式英语”,别说你没说过!
中国人说英语笑哭老外,史上最尴尬对话!
中国人说英语笑哭老外，史上最尴尬对话！中式英语到底能有多尴尬1. 我在北京大街上被一票老外拦下来，问我where is the Heaven?我以为是传教的，我就说in your heart 老外都疯了……后来才知道他们在找天坛2. 本人当年刚来美帝，去星巴克点冰咖啡，想要吸管，大声问道：can I have a pipe? 服务员傻眼，答道：you are not in Netherlands...（pipe：管子，通常指抽大麻用的玻璃管）3. 外国人坐国航，有事叫来空姐。
空姐优雅端庄走过来面带微笑地问这位外国友人他遇到了什么困难——“what' s wrong with you?”（what’s wrong with you: 你有什么毛病？）4. 某女性朋友，小时候刚来美国没多久，参加高中的游泳课，一大帮子美国同学。
游得太差，不会自由泳和蛙泳，只会狗刨，故开始卖萌来化解尴尬：I cannot swim, but I'm very good at doggy style... 围观女生满脸鄙夷，围观男生满眼放光...（doggy style:老汉推车...）5. 在伦敦某公交站等车，来了个英国人。
问我：How long have you been here? 我还在想这人怎么感兴趣问我来英国多久了，就笑着回答说：About three years.他震惊了。
那一瞬间我忽然懂了，他是在问我在车站等车等多久了…你以为只有中国人能干出这事？Too young too simple.1. 一个西班牙老外学中文学疯了。
有天问他，最近看什么呢？他回答说：棋牌室。
后来想半天没想起来是什么剧叫这个。
后来才发现，他在看纸牌屋（House of cards)。
2. 一个老外两年前选了中文课，结果痛不欲生，感觉踏上了一条不归路。
中国人最常用的动词是什么，是HIT！我们来看一下中英对照：Make a call——打电话Type words——打字Get some water——打水Get a taxi——打车（打表，打表…）老外的内心：中国平时的生活，该有多么的暴力和刺激啊！！！关于学英语，少废话，先看一张图1. 是理想中最快的途径，一开始就知道路该怎么走。
令人爆笑的Chinglish
1．We two who and who!咱俩谁跟谁啊！2．How are you ? how old are you?怎么是你？怎么老是你？3．You have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！4．As far as you go to die！有多远死多远！5．Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!有事启奏，无事退朝！！6．You me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！！8．Know is know ，noknow is noknow...知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can makehole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸12．One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．Go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
最全最搞笑的中式英语大集合!
最全最搞笑的中式英语大集合!最全最搞笑的中式英语大集合!2015-03-21一分钟英语一分钟英语一分钟英语微信号 one6399功能介绍学英语，每天只需一分钟!提示:点击上方一分钟英语一键关注很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些"中式英语"，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。
做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽!1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿。
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4.you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看。
ernment abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁6.At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。
7.You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!8.Chop the strange fish 生鱼块9.watch sister 表妹10.take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足12.Where cool where you stay!哪凉快上哪呆着13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放14.colour wolf 色狼15.dry goods 干货16.want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条17.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.let the horse come on 放马过来20.I give you face you don't wanna face 给你脸你不要脸21.red face know me 红颜知己22.seven up eight down 七上八下23.no three no four 不三不四24.do morning 做早操;do class between 做课间操25.you try try see!你试试看!26.love who who 爱谁谁27.look through autumn water 望穿秋水28.go you mother's 去你妈29.May I borrow your light? 借光30.Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝31.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞32.morning three night four 朝三暮四33.king eight eggs 王八蛋34.no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一35.go and look 走着瞧36.poor light egg 穷光蛋37.ice snow clever 冰雪聪明38.first see you，i shit love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你39.horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎40.no money no talk 没钱免谈41.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝42.you me you me 彼此彼此43.know is know， noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...44.watch sisiter 表妹45.American Chinese not enough 美中不足46.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述47.go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过48.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条49.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
搞笑中式英语
Master:You can you up, no can no bb.Good good study, day day up.Internal victory: watch sisterAmerican Chinese notenough.Go past no mistake past.AM:Want money no; want life one.Where cool where you stay!Knight:We are brothers, who and who ah!No three no four.ACE:You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you!How are you? How old are you?FB:As far as you go to die.I give you face, you don’t wanna face.TGW:I hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say, if you have nothing to say, go home!1．We two who and who？2．How are you ? How old are you?3．you don’t bird me,Idon’t bird you4．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see5．You Give Me Stop!6．watch sister7．American Chinese not enough8．Where cool where you stay！9．colour wolf10．want money no; want life one!11．People mountain and people sea.12．I give you face you don’t wanna face13．no three no four14．go and look15．horse horse tiger tiger带翻译：1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看5．Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！8．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块9．watch sister 表妹10．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足12．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．colour wolf 色狼15．dry goods 干货16．want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海18．you have two down son。
[搞笑] 中式英语大全
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[搞笑] 中式英语大全[搞笑] 中式英语大全[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of smallpeople’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I nowvery busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover 101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah 114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year 120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]。
令人爆笑的美国人翻译的中文菜单
令人爆笑的美国人翻译的中文菜单(图)很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条?How are you ? How old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡You ask me，me ask who？你问我，我问谁Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上No three no four. 不三不四Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!要钱没有，要命一条watch sister 表妹fire big 火大As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？people moumtain people sea 人山人海但是最近我在海外华人论坛上看到流传一组照片，是外国人的英译中文，更加令人捧腹。
有美国网友在搭乘皇家加勒比海(Royal Caribbean)邮轮出游时，发现邮轮上菜单的翻译十分搞笑。
搞笑的中式英语翻译
搞笑的中式英语翻译前一段时间在微博上看到了类似“to male business”对公业务之类的爆笑中式英文，忍俊不禁之余也想和大家分享一些来中国人更加常用常见的中式英语。
扇贝叔希望大家笑过之后可以学会用英文的思维去说英文。
这里附上一篇从前的周刊文章：如何避免说中式英语1 Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上2 How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！4 You ask me，me ask who？你问我，我问谁5 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？6 No three no four. 不三不四7 Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎8 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述9 people moumtain people sea 人山人海10 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条11 Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知12 watch sister 表妹13 As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远14 Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球被用为：四喜丸子15 Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡16 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！17 Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放18 Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过19 fire big 火大20 Wash after relief 用过请冲水解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！。
十大爆笑中式英语
英语常用语排行榜
• 001 See you later.
• A: I have to go. • B: See you later.
002 What’s up? • A: Hey! What’s up? • B: Nothing much! As usual.
003 It’s on me. A: The beer is on me. • B: Thank you.
• 004 I mean it. A: Do you really want to quit your job?
• B: I mean it.
005 Check, please. A: Check, please. • B: Yes, sir.
• 006 • Mind your own business.
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• 6.No three, no four. • indecent /dubious • 7. Horse horse tiger tiger • Just so-so. /Nothing special. /careless • 8. One car come,one car go,two car
十大爆笑中式英语
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• 1. Good good study, day day up. • 2. How are you? How old are you? • how could it be you，how could it always be you • You! You again! • 3. You have seed. I will give you some color to see
A: What were you talking about? • B: Mind your own business.
十大最搞笑中式英语
十大最搞笑中式英语中国是一个包罗万象的国家，以其独特的文化著称于世。
许多中国人习惯着以英语作为第二种语言。
尽管他们非常努力，尝试要学习掌握英语，但是仍然有一些“中式”的英语现象，同样的，充满了搞笑的趣味。
今天，让我们来看看十大最搞笑的中式英语。
第一，“全体都听我放屁”，在中国，这句话被认为是“All stand to attention”，表示大家都要静止不动。
但是，只要一个中国人用英语说这句话，就会给人一种“全体都听我放屁”的调侃意思，实在是太搞笑了。
第二，“多喝热水”，这句话被误用来代替“Drink more hot water”，原句所表达的意思是让人多喝热水，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“多喝热水”的搞笑话语。
第三，“干你娘”，这句话被误认为是“Thank you”，其实，他们想要表达的是一句“谢谢你”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“干你娘”的搞笑话语。
第四，“面包没有酱”，这句话被误认为是“No butter”，原句所表达的意思是表明面包上面没有黄油，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“面包没有酱”的搞笑话语。
第五，“学习天起床”，这句话被误用来代替“Study hard”，原句是表明要让人学习努力，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“学习天起床”的搞笑话语。
第六，“病害我的”，这句话被误用来代替“I sick”，原句所表达的意思是表明“我感到不舒服”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“病害我的”的搞笑话语。
第七，“特殊房间”，这句话被误用来代替“Special room”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一个特殊的房间，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“特殊房间”的搞笑话语。
第八，“一样的桌子”，这句话被误用来代替“Same table”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一张一样的桌子，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“一样的桌子”的搞笑话语。
第九，“小孩跑西边”，这句话被误用来代替“Go West”，原句所表达的意思是表明要让人向西走，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“小孩跑西边”的搞笑话语。
2024年搞笑的中式英语句子
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
2.不三不四——No three no four.
3.马马虎虎——horse horse tiger tiger.
4.走着瞧！——Go and look.
5.你真有两把刷子！——You really have two brusheቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱ.
搞笑的中式英语句子4
1.u ask me,i ask who?你问我，我问谁？
2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see.如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4．know is know noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知。
3.If you want money,I have none; If you want life,I have one.要钱没有，要命一条。
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2015-04-09树童英语信阳分校树童英语信阳分校
xyshutong树童英语，我们一直在倾听，在探索，在创新，力争引领英语语言教育培训行业的发展。
在国内，上英语课时班长喊“起立”Stand up，然后同学们向老师问好。
英语国家的人这时候会说All rise而不说Stand up ，这就是所谓的Chinglish即中式英语——用中国人的方式说英语。
下面为大家举例日常生活中最常用到的英语口语，让我们一起看看这些神翻译吧! PS 可不要模仿哦~
1. 我非常喜欢它。
I very like it.
2. 这个价格对我挺合适的。
The price is very suitable for me.
3. 你是做什么工作的呢? What’s your job?
4. 用英语怎么说? How to say?
5. 明天我有事情要做。
I have something to do tomorrow.
6. 我没有英文名。
I haven’t English name.
7. 我想我不行。
I think I can’t.
8. 我的舞也跳得不好。
I don’t dance well too.
9. 现在几点钟了? What time is it now?
10. 我的英语很糟糕。
My English is poor.
11. 你愿意参加我们的晚会吗? Would you like to join our party on Friday?
12. 我没有经验。
I have no experience.
13. 我没有男朋友。
I have no boyfriend.
14. 他的身体很健康。
His body is healthy.
15. 价钱很昂贵/便宜。
The price is too expensive/cheap.
16. 我们下了车。
We got off the car.
17. 车速快了。
The speed of the car is fast.
18. 这个春节你回家吗? Will you be going back home for the Spring Festival?
19. 我觉得右手很疼。
I feel very painful in my right hand.
20. 他看到她很惊讶。
He looked at her and felt surprised.
21. 我读过你的小说但是没料到你这么年轻。
I have read your novels but
I didnt think you could be so young.
22. 她脸红了，让我看穿了她的心思。
Her red face made me see through her mind.
23. 看到这幅画让我想到了我的童年时代。
The sight of these pictures made me remember my own childhood.
24. 别理她。
Dont pay attention to her.
25. 我在大学里学到了许多知识。
I get a lot of knowledge in the university.
26. 黄山正在读书。
Samuel is reading a book.
27. 永远记住你。
Remember you forever.
28. 我遇到了很多困难。
I am having many difficulties。
29. 请快点走，否则我们会迟到的。
Please hurry to walk or well be late.
30. 东施效颦 Doingshi imitates Xishi
31. 人山人海 people moutain people sea
32. 好好学习，天天向上 good good study,day day up
33. 不用谢 no thank you
34. 月下老人 Moon under old man
35. 我要给你点颜色看看 I will give you some color to see see.
36. 开门见山 Open the door see mountain
37. 五花八门 Five flowers eight doors
38. 小心路滑 To take notice of safe
39. 二锅头 Small two pots of heads
40. 咱俩谁跟谁啊! we two who and who!
41. 怎么是你?怎么老是你? how are you ? how old are you?
42. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们!一起上! You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up!
43. 有多远死多远! As far as you go to die!
44. 有事起奏，无事退朝 !
Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
45. 彼此彼此 you me you me
46. 你给我站住! You Give Me Stop!
47. 知之为知之，不知为不知… Know is know，noknow is noknow…
48. 表妹 WATCH SISTER
49. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞! dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
50. 童子鸡 Chicken Without Sexual Life
51. 车祸现场描述 one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
52. 心花怒放 heart flower angry open
53. 走过路过，不要错过 go past no mistake past
54. 回锅肉 Twice—cooked Pork
55. 要钱没有，要命一If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
56. 我叫李老大，今年25。
I call Li old big. toyear 25。
57. 你有两下子。
you have two down son
58. 好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day day up!
59. 开门见山 Open the door see mountain
60. 五花八门 five flowers eight doors
61. 顶不住了 Un-ding-able
62. 你去看看 You go see see
63. 甘多人死吾见你死 so many people die, no see you die。
64. 死开 die away
65. 加油站 Oil gate
66. 营业中 To run business
67. 二锅头 Small two pots of heads
68. 残疾人电梯 Disabled Elevators
69. 夜猫子 a night cat
70. 萝卜青菜，各有所爱 Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage
71. 他一向嘴硬，从不认错 He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault。
72. 老师很喜欢这个嘴甜的小姑娘。
The teacher likes this
sweet-mouthed little girl very much
73. 鄙视你 pen see you
74. 人都是这山望着那山高，对自己的现状没有满意的时候。
Almost all people think that the other mountain is higher than the one he's standing on. They never feel saisfied with what they've already got。
75. 转战南北 fight south and north
76. 这个教授教得很烂。
The professor teaches badly.
77. 四喜丸子 four happy dumplines
78. 别听他们胡说八道 Don't listen to their babbling
79. 在家里她可是父亲的掌上明珠。
she is the pearl on her father's hand at home。
80. 懒虫 lazy worm。