六人行2-7The One Where Ross Finds Out
全十季《老友记》学习笔记
这是六个人的故事，从不服输而又有强烈控制欲的monica，未经世事的千金大小姐rachel，正直又专情的ross，幽默风趣的chandle，古怪迷人的phoebe，花心天真的joey——六个好友之间的情路坎坷，事业成败和生活中的喜怒哀乐，无时无刻不牵动着彼此的心，而正是正平凡的点点滴滴，却成为最令人感动与留恋的东西。
人物：1、瑞秋•格林(RACHEL GREENE)由珍妮佛•安妮斯顿(Jennifer Aniston)扮演瑞秋是莫妮卡的高中同学，在与牙医未婚夫的婚礼上脱逃至莫妮卡处。
2、罗斯•盖勒(Ross Geller)由大卫•修蒙(David Schwimmer)扮演罗斯为莫妮卡的哥哥，于高中时即暗恋妹妹的同学瑞秋，但始终不敢表白3、莫妮卡•盖勒(Monica Geller)由科妮寇•克斯(Courteney Cox Arquette)扮演莫妮卡是《六人行》的中心人物，其他五人可以说就是由她延伸出来的。
4、钱德•宾(Chandler Bing)由马修•派瑞(Matthew Perry)扮演钱德为罗斯的大学同学，因而与罗斯、莫妮卡结识甚久5、菲比•巴费(Phoebe Buffay)由丽莎•库卓(Lisa Kudrow)扮演菲比为莫妮卡的旧室友，后因受不了其洁癖而搬走6、乔伊•崔比昂尼(Joey Tribbiani)由麦特•雷布兰克(Matt Le Blanc)扮演乔伊与钱德为共租公寓的室友，自然也是莫妮卡和瑞秋的邻居《电影手册》评价：friends是一部彻底而纯粹的通俗剧的代表，它是一部具有十足纽约风格的情景喜剧。
它形成了一个自己的世界，围绕着同一个屋檐下的，6个30上下的男女拉开了故事帷幕。
他们在一起，倾听彼此的烦恼和快乐，一起成长和生活，而故事的平衡点，也是最常见不过——6个单身贵族最终将组成三对情侣（此点有错误），这一对称组合加强了全剧的轻松喜剧效果。
Friends为我们解析了每天的平淡生活，普通情侣的爱恋或友情体现了逐步系列剧的力量。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber. 崔克抱歉，安柏It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局I want you, Drake. 我要你，崔克I know you do. 这个我知道But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的What? 什么？There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术得了医学奖Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙…我找到了世界最大的翡翠...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …那真的很大But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒So cool! 好酷喔God, that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目God, that is good TV! The One Where Dr. Ramoray DiesGod, that is good TV! 六人行第2季第18集瑞摩瑞医生之死Pheebs, play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人串成一长条…...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过等他们踢完足球之后…我把小塑胶妞拿出来...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …大家都会非常开心的呀Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是多数的时间都关在房间里That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为你没有花时间去了解他Let's remedy that, shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救要啊，会很好玩的What was that? 什么事？I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒彼此了解一下会很有意思All right. 好呀Oh, good! Okay. 听起来不错Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了因为我还要赶去…绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是… “为什么不在火车上吃呢？”-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜好烂的藉口I know. 我知道Okay, talk to him. 你跟他谈So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手被开了多少罚单啊…？That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？大家都知道高棉的首都是…It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... 突然间她转过来她就说艾迪…我不想再跟你见面了... I don't wanna see you anymore." …It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里…... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 一个坏脾气老头说我尽量And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安Phoebe's got another job, right? 菲比有别的工作吧？Great set tonight, Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲I know. 我知道We should get going. 我想我们该走了We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了明天早上八点还有病人You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想我们老是在你那边过夜I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣You don't need them. 或许你不需要My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了我必须说几句话Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡交过的为数众多的男友当中…我最喜欢你了...I like you the best. …Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜You hear that? 听到了吗？She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我而且你显然阅人无数Not a lot. 没有啦Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在我叫钱德Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话还是…拿鱼缸呢？Thanks. 谢了Come on in. 请进I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子他一定跟你提过我了Yeah, your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段…令我惊心动魄的对话中曾经出现过了...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你艾迪是不是有一点…A little what? 有一点怎么样？有点乡村？...bit country? …Come on in, you roomie! 快进来呀，室友Hello, Tilly. 提莉Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖Well, okay then. 就这样了I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？Check it out, check it out! 菲菲，你看…我最喜欢的文摘之一Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” Page 42! Page 42! 42页…"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀“我们的日子”崔乔伊Cool picture! 好酷的照片Oh, I look good. 我好帅Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？很多台词都是你自己写的吗？Well, kind of, yeah. 可以这么说啦Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜亚历出了事那一集吗？The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是…我们不送这女人... "If we d on't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." …“去医院的话，她会死的”But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人不去医院就医的话…...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的Oh, okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧剧本总是送来我家But you know what? 但你知道吗？This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子也因为这样子，节目有面子…...which makes the writers look good. So how could they bemad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? 我们的日子Makes up most of his lines. 他编了自己大部份的台词Son of a.... 很好…Write this, jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我我是兰琪失散的儿子呀Right. 对Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？All right, I'm just gonna go. 我要走了Sorry. 很遗撼Well, it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到全世界有多少男人…...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的我只是…好奇罢了-Good night. -Good night, Richard. 晚安晚安，理查Good luck, Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前你先说你有过几个女人Two. 两个Two? Two? 两个？…How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？…... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？I mean, what can I say? 我能说什么呢？I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart.我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻我们在高中就认识了Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个Two it is. 那就两个吧Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了我要去刷牙了No, wait a minute now! 你先等一等Come on, it's your turn. 来啊，换你了Oh, come on! 快说呀You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目只要差不多就可以了Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡Tell me about it. 那还用说So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识两个你都认识Well, there's you. 有你Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得Barry. 贝利Paolo. 还有…保罗Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起这么快乐过-Really? -Oh, please! 真的？拜托That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. 那只能算是无意义的野兽的性关系Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪我没有跟你的前任女友上床That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人都会这么说This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？她只来了两分钟而已…丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样...dropped off a fish tank and left! …Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？Buddy? 巴迪？My fish, Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来里面没有任何东西This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼我的巴迪？I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊Look, Eddie 你听我说，艾迪…Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙给拿开…把它放到我的口袋先生里...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …Tangelo? 来个橘子吧That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？Well, that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为你有一“托拉库”的人You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？Oh, honey, I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系Okay, about that two. 对了，关于那两个…What? 什么？All right. 好吧What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔Right. 对呀Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望到处去采花吗？Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？天啊，我是花吗？Honey, you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道我猜我不是那一型的I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床Right. 对You know I love you too, right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？Now I do. 现在我知道了Ross, please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我我心中有爱，你会逗我笑If I make you laugh, here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来在床上野兽一下…而我就站在角落讲敲门的笑话...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！我跟保罗有的只是…野兽的性关系”？"Animal sex"? “So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗There's not even, like, a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？Not even, like... 甚至连…连像…花栗鼠性...chipmunk sex? …Try to hear me, okay? 拜托，你听我说I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好敲敲门But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密我们灵犀相通You know? I swear. 而且我发誓This is the best... 我从来没有过…像你这么棒的... I have ever had. …Until now. 直到现在Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我-Oh, my God! -I know! 天啊我知道Honey, that's great! 太棒了I know! 我知道-I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉-Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊对呀Found them! 找到了There's only one. 只有一个We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来我们…在决定事情-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good. 她们两个在决定事情好，很好So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子跟以前有不同吗？How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子-What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？胡子梳Thank you. 谢谢Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服I will, I will, I will.... 我会…我会…I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕放在哪里，这个我现在给你So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布没问题One, two, three. 一，二，三Yes! 太棒了Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是“越战猎鹿人”，没有腿Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友强沃特是…-Honey? -What? 亲爱的什么？Shall we? 进去吧It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做我们可以明天再做In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表可不可以先让我看看？So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候…发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …Why? 为什么？He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友而且还杀了他的鱼Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候你跟人上床之后…就必须要杀条鱼...you have to kill a fish. …Chandler, honey... 钱德，宝贝…... I'm sorry. …抱歉Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到He knows what happens. 他知道情节I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了Amber... 安柏…...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我…...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟Oh, Drake. 崔克Hard day, huh? 辛苦了First the medical award, now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个Some guys are just lucky, I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到Well, then... 那么…... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？何大夫？华大夫？They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊Oh, okay. All right. 好吧I love you. 我爱你，崔克Yeah, whatever. 是呀，随便啦Oh, no! 不…Drake, look out! 崔克，小心，崔克…-Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊不Now maybe. 好像真的Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊我们关心你-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你我们有些人真的很急呀I'm sorry, Joey. 抱歉，乔伊Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死真的很惨耶-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了你怎么不告诉我们呢？I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道我有点希望没有人会发现Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...他们说当找到我尸体的时候我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了…而唯一救得了我的人是我...that the only doctor who could've sav ed me was me. …It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的But Joey, you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了她会说句好听的啦I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉What? To me, that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛No, I don't. 不，我不知道It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求…...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候…永远不会像你想的一样好...it'll never be as good as you thought. …But this so was. 不过这个是啊It changed everything. 它改变了一切Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡…...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过I'm sorry, man. 很遗撼，老兄I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊我不知道这对你有没有意义…但我们总是会保送你过关... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的Yeah, all right. 对，好Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？Sure, why not? 当然了，有何不可？Listen, Eddie. 听我说，艾迪I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过我们目前住在一起的情况了Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜我买了条新鱼I named him... 我叫它…... Chandler, you know, after yo u. …钱德，以你为名Well, that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊No, that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶So what's your point, man? 你要说什么？Okay, good night. 晚安了You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man. 今天晚上好冷老兄。
老友记感恩节是哪一集
老友记感恩节是哪一集【篇一：老友记十位最著名的客串明星】作为美剧中的“大哥大”，《老友记》和其他美剧一样，拥有一个共同的特点，那就是剧中主要角色很少。
在《老友记》，可以称得上主要角色的只有monica，ross，joey，chandler，phoebe和rachel六人。
观众迷们每集都会看到这6张熟悉的面孔，为了保持新鲜感，导演和编剧们自然要在配角中下一些功夫。
这也让包括酒保gunther，joey的经纪人estelle，chandler的前女友janice等著名配角先后脱颖而出。
当然除此之外，《老友记》的配角还有很多。
而为了保持电视剧的收视率，很多美剧每年都会邀请一些知名演员来参加客串，《老友记》也同样不例外，该剧开播十年以来，邀请来的知名演员已经多得不可数。
本人一直很喜欢《老友记》，今天也抽出空闲，专门撰写一篇文章，来介绍一下10位最著名的《老友记》客串明星，希望大家喜欢。
1. brad pitt 布拉德.皮特出现时间：第8季第9集 the one with the rumor扮演角色：will当年《老友记》热播的时候，布拉德.皮特还是剧中女主演詹尼弗.安妮斯顿（饰演rachel）的丈夫。
在爱妻的怂恿下，布拉德.皮特终于在《老友记》第八季中友情出演，扮演monica在高中时代的“小胖哥”will，为了制造笑料，剧组也安排布拉德.皮特在剧中扮演爱妻的仇人，由于rachel当年在高中时代经常对will的体重发表无礼言论，气急败坏的will连同当初暗恋rachel的ross共同建立了“我恨rachel俱乐部”，还编造谣言说rachel是一个阴阳人，这个传闻连当时在另一学校就读的chandler都听说过。
在该集中，will收到monica的感恩节大餐邀请函，在餐桌上遇到“昔日仇人”rachel，却不知道当初的“盟友”ross已经和rachel有了一个女儿。
该集笑料不断，并被媒体称为“第八季中最精彩的一集”。
老友记第二季字幕
201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend [Scene:Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]PHOEBE:Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been? OPENING CREDITS[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)ROSS: Rache!RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.) ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened? RACHEL: What?ROSS: You're bleeding.RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie) ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.RACHEL: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country. JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.] CHANDLER:No way!MONICA: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?JOEY: Um, this?PHOEBE: Yes.MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut. CHANDLER:Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.PHOEBE: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.CHANDLER:Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! ROSS: That's all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?JOEY: What up?!ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!JULIE: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.ROSS: And bus.JULIE: Oh my god.ROSS:The screaming guy?JULIE:And the spitting?ROSS: You gotta hear this story.JULIE: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...ROSS: At least.JULIE: ...and this guy--RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?JULIE:Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.ROSS: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?MONICA: It's an expression.ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.JULIE: And then we've gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER:Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised. (Ross and Julie exit) RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries tosympathize with her.)[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?RACHEL: Yeah, sure.ROSS: Thank you.CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get--RACHEL: Did you talk to him?CHANDLER: Not yet.RACHEL: Then, no.(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? Imean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with,you know.ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this littlevoice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, moveon. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees afriend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know,we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I neverwould've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.RACHEL: Here's your lemonade.ROSS: I didn't order lemonade.RACHEL:Oh. Well then, you better go take that backbecause they're gonna charge you for that.ROSS: But--RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then,well, what did you find out?CHANDLER: He said, he said that they're having a greattime. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, isthat he made the decision all by himself without any outsidehelp whatsoever.RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.[Scene:Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang iswatching TV.]ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked lastin gym.[cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I'm thinking?PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've hadsex, you're wondering if they've changed it?MONICA: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?MONICA:Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guyssuch great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?PHOEBE: Ohh! No.MONICA: Why not?PHOEBE:Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and anunbelievable control freak.MONICA: No you're not.PHOEBE: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying tospare your feelings.(The phone rings.)JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold ona second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw onme with chalk.JOEY:Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's beengoin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. Nowait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, whenwas 1990?CHANDLER:You have to stop the Q-tip when there'sresistance!ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok,bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up.Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet)Well you didn't hang up either.RACHEL: She didn't hang up either!ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y--RACHEL:(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, Ithought you were talking to me.ROSS: Rachel! I'll just call her back.RACHEL: Okay!ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected...RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How didthis happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh,this really great guy that I can't have.MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.RACHEL: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'mjust gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julieon the phone.) I gotta get out of here.CHANDLER:Ok, I don't care what you guys say,something's bothering her.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.PHOEBE: I'm still on "no".RACHEL:(poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh,morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes forjust a sec?JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' forthat again.PHOEBE: What's goin' on?RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!PHOEBE: Ewww!COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Monica and Rachel's continued from earlier.]RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed,and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen?RACHEL: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him lastnight.PHOEBE: Where?RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice?JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped himbecause he hit on Phoebe?RACHEL: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.MONICA: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.CHANDLER:People do stupid things when they'reupset.MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wishI hadn't--but this is about your horrible mistake.ROSS: Hi. Sorry we're late but we were--well, therewas touching.PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross.ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?PAOLO: I do Raquel.ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.RACHEL: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?ROSS: No, not a problem.RACHEL: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.PHOEBE: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels andpalpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell himJoey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.CHANDLER: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crackthat code?MONICA: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo washere, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promisethat you will not be all like control-y and bossy andMonica about it.MONICA: I promise.PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut,and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you aregonna feel a thing.[Scene:Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing withher haircut.]PHOEBE: All right, that's it, I quit.MONICA: What? I didn't say anything.PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person whotrusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who,you know, doesn't trust a person.MONICA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a littleshorter than what we had discussed.PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing.This is how he wears it.MONICA: How who wears it?PHOEBE: Demi Moore.MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he.PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.MONICA: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it likeDemi Moore.PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god!MONICA: Oh my god!PHOEBE:I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's DemiMoore?MONICA:She's the act ress who was in Disclosure,Indecent Proposal, Ghost.PHOEBE: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.MONICA: I KNOW![Scene:Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting hispants altered.]FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makesa rather surprised face.)[Scene:Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recoveringfrom her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and iscoming in from the bedroom.]RACHEL: How is she?PHOEBE: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is agood sign.ROSS: How's the hair?PHOEBE: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't lookgood. I put a clip on one side, which seems to havestopped the curling.JOEY: Can we see her?PHOEBE:Your hair looks too good, I think it wouldupset her. Ross, you come on in. (They go into thebedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)JOEY: How're you doing?RACHEL: I'm ok.JOEY:Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense whenwomen are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of mygifts.RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her,I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's likethere's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.RACHEL:Come on. How can I just tell him? Whatabout Julie?JOEY: What about her? They've only been going outfor two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like10 years.RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know.JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I've been with my share ofwomen. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people'sshare of women. The point is, I've never felt aboutanyone the way Ross felt about you.CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talkto you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!JOEY: Frankie? What're you talking about?ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what's goin'on?CHANDLER: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.ROSS: What?JOEY: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam,and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite--ROSS: what?CHANDLER: Cupping.JOEY: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?JOEY: What? That's not? Oh my god. [Scene:Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused. CHANDLER:Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true. PHOEBE: Thank you.ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache. RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?ROSS: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!" RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony) JOEY:Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...CHANDLER: That's ok.[Out on the balcony]ROSS: What's goin' on?RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs) ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot? RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no.ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum.I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all? RACHEL: No, I think that was the whole all. [Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.CLOSING CREDITS[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell's new haircut? PHOEBE: You wanna do it right now?JULIE: Great! (Julie leaves)PHOEBE: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andy McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?RACHEL:No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You're welcome.202 The One With the Breast Milk [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]MONICA: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?SUSAN: Oh, is he hungry already?CAROL:I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.)CHANDLER:You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen) JOEY: (joins him) I gotta get one, too.ROSS: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?CHANDLER: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world. JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.(They go back into the living room) CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?CAROL: Sure.JOEY: Uh, does it hurt? CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore.JOEY: Chandler?CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it?CAROL: As much as he needs.JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, doesthe other one get bigger?OPENING TITLES[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?RACHEL: Yeah, I forget which ones.JULIE: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody elsewant one?ALL: No thanks.JULIE:Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it.There you go. (Ties it back up for her)RACHEL:(to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath toChandler) What a bitch.JULIE:Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend atBloomingdales who's quitting tomorrow and he wants toabuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me andtake advantage of it?PHOEBE: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to thevet.MONICA: Ok, um, I'll go with you.JULIE: Great.ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey.CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums.ROSS: Hello to the rest.ALL:Hi!JOEY:Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shoppingwith her? What about Rachel?MONICA: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?CHANDLER: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales withJulie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house ofworship.MONICA: But I'm--PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like adog in the street.ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shoppingtomorrow?MONICA: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.ROSS: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I reallyappreciate this.MONICA: You're welcome.PHOEBE: Woof, woof.[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men'scologne.]JOEY: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? HeyAnnabelle.ANNABELLE: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the newguy?JOEY: Who?ANNABELLE: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girlsjust call him the Hombre man.JOEY: What's he doin' in my section?ANNABELLE: I guess he doesn't know.JOEY: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? Hey,how ya doin'?TODD: Mornin'.JOEY: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understoodthat everything from Young Men's to the escalator is myterritory.TODD: Your territory, huh?JOEY: Yeah. Bijan for men?GUY: No thanks.TODD: Hombre?GUY: Yeah. All right.TODD: You were saying?[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we wereshopping all day.PHOEBE: What?MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch.PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have?MONICA: You had a salad.PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.RACHEL: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had asalad.RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.RACHEL: You went shopping for fur?PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh,so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest)uh, boobs.RACHEL: You bought boobs?PHOEBE: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! Webought bras! We bought bras.[Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell somecologne.]JOEY:Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I waswondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybegrab a cup of coffee.ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.TODD: Ready, Annabelle?ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time?JOEY: Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboyspraying cologne. Bijan for men?[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off forRoss to watch.]CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is onlyfor after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.ROSS: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We havea good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father andson.SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look sosurprised. I'm a lovely person.RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute.SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him.ROSS: My mommies love me. That's clever.MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok.Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew?MONICA:Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend,Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.PHOEBE: Ben, dinner!ROSS:Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn'tmicrowave that, did you, because it's breast milk, andyou're not supposed to do that.PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk.Ok.CHANDLER: What did you just do?PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what?ROSS: It's breast milk.PHOEBE: So?RACHEL:Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from aperson.JOEY: What is the big deal?CHANDLER: What did you just do?ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?PHOEBE: You won't even taste it?ROSS: No!PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?ROSS:Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of amissing child on it.MONICA: Hey, where is everybody?RACHEL:They took Ben to the park. Where've youbeen?MONICA:Just out. Had some lunch, just me, littlequality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by theway. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were atlunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?MONICA:You know what probably happened?Someone musta stolen my credit card.RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in yourpocketMONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. Thatis excellent.RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you havelunch with?MONICA: Judy.RACHEL: Who?MONICA: Julie.RACHEL: What?MONICA: Jody.RACHEL: You were with Julie?MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to benice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend.And then, one thing led to another and, before I knewit, we were...shopping.RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god.MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn'tmean anything to me.RACHEL: Yeah, right.MONICA:Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you thewhole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant foryou to find out.RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.MONICA: That is not true!RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave itin here?MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just bethat stupid?RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing.Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok,I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with youright now.MONICA:Hi, who's this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachelworking? It's Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing.Joanna, it's not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don'tcare what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.CAROL: How did we do?PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freakedout.ROSS: I did not freak out.CAROL: Why'd you freak out?ROSS: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.CAROL: My breast milk is gross?SUSAN: This should be fun.ROSS: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. Ijust don't think breast milk is for adults.CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal togrown-ups and kids alike.CAROL: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no bigdeal. Just taste it.ROSS: That would be no.PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.JOEY: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh--SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.JOEY: Exactly.ROSS: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.SUSAN: Uh huh.ROSS: Oh, you've tasted it.SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop beingtrue.ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.CHANDLER: Howdy.JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched meover to Hombre.CHANDLER:Well, maybe it's because of the wayyou're dressed.JOEY: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so goodthey wanna put more people on it. You should see thisguy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.CHANDLER: What do you care? You're an actor. Thisis your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything toyou.JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I likedbeing the best. I don't know. Maybe I should just getoutta the game. They need guys up in housewares toserve cheese.CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?JOEY: Yeah I guess you're right. CHANDLER:You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie. JOEY: I'm gonna do it.CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.MONICA: I don't know what else to say. RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do. RACHEL:Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?MONICA: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible? RACHEL: Yes.MONICA: It's that terrible?RACHEL:Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.MONICA:Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.RACHEL: I love you too.PHOEBE:You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that. MONICA: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me? RACHEL: I'd do anything for you, you know that. MONICA: I'd do anything for you.PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!JOEY: Mornin'. I said, mornin'.TODD: I heard ya.STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?TODD: Ready.JOEY: Yeah, I'm ready.CUSTOMER:You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?TODD: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.ANNABELLE: My god, what happened? JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? ANNABELLE: Sure.JULIE: So.RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. RACHEL: Really? Me?JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't. RACHEL: Well, you're not totally paranoid. JULIE: Oy.RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right. JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?RACHEL: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it. JULIE: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.RACHEL:All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.203 The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies CHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Joan?CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge. CHANDLER:I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.MONICA:How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.CHANDLER: You or me?ROSS:I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?ALL: Yeah.JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like,"whoa."PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with fora real reason.CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason.(knock)MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.MONICA: We're not doing anything.MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.RACHEL: You don't have birds.MR. HECKLES: I could have birds.MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinnerparty.RACHEL: All right, bye-bye.CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice.That wasn't about being picky.ROSS: We'll give you Janice.PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."RACHEL: "Oh, my, god."JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"MONICA: Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.RACHEL: We won. We won!MONICA: Mr. Heckles.RACHEL: How did this happen?MR. TREEGER:He musta been sweepin'. They found abroom in his hand.MONICA: That's terrible.MR. TREEGER:I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. Itcoulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. You never know.MR. TREEGER: You never know.PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in thebuilding. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!CHANDLER: Ok, Phoebe.PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That'sfine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of thingsthat I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're nottrue.JOEY: Such as?PHOEBE:Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, orevolution?ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don'tbelieve in evolution?PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?PHOEBE:I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys,Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's alittle too easy.ROSS: Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing onthis planet evolving over millions of years from single-celledorganisms, too easy?PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.ROSS:Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy,Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air webreathe, like gravity.PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don'tbelieve in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I getthe feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I ambeing pushed.(knock)CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, that's theother one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney.He'd like to talk to you.MONICA: What can we do for you?MR. BOYLE: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According tomy client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessionsto "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine".MONICA: Well, what about his family?MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.MR. BOYLE: All right, there was none. Let's talk signing.You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thoughthe hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you cantouch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would youlook at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!RACHEL: Have you ever seen so much crap?CHANDLER:Actually, I think this apartment sullies thegood name of crapJOEY: Check this out. Can I have this?ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life.Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over theworld that actually show the evolution of different species,ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.PHOEBE: Really? You can actually see it?ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.PHOEBE: See, I didn't know that.ROSS: Well, there you go.PHOEBE: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put thosefossils there, and why?CHANDLER:Hey, look at this. "My Big Book ofGrievances."JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italianguy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're inhere too.CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gayroommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that'sexcellent.RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky orwhat? We have to have this.MONICA: Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps.RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking forthis girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I alsothink is very cool.MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?MONICA: You don't have any stuff.RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don'tyou?MONICA: No.RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment,and I'm just somebody who rents a room.MONICA: Mmmmm.RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'mgonna go find a place for my new lamp.ROSS:Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these littletoys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, howdo you explain opposable thumbs?PHOEBE: Maybe the overlords needed them to steertheir spacecrafts.ROSS: Please tell me you're joking.PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe insomething, and I don't.ROSS: No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--PHOEBE:What is this obsessive need you have tomake everyone agree with you? No, what's that allabout? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Rossunder the microscope.ROSS: Is there blood coming out of my ears?JOEY: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high schoolyearbook.CHANDLER: Wow, he looks so normal.PHOEBE: He's even kind of cute.JOEY:"Heckles, you crack me up in science class.You're the funniest kid in school.CHANDLER: Funniest? Heckles?JOEY: That's what it says.CHANDLER:Wow, Heckles was voted class clown,and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?PHOEBE: I'd call that excessive.CHANDLER: Whoa!JOEY: What?CHANDLER:Heckles played clarinet in band, and Iplayed clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club,and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thoughtthey were cool.JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.CHANDLER: I just think it's weird, you know? Hecklesand me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles...Would youknock it off?JOEY: Have you been here all night?CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the womenthat Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote onthem. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, toosmart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me.This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like hedid.JOEY: Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.CHANDLER:Our trains are on the same track, ok?Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but thestops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. HermitJunction.JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gottaget you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast,let's go.CHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse,what if I've found her, but I dumped her because shepronounced it "supposably"?JOEY:Chandler, come on, you're gonna findsomebody.CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go offand get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will youpromise me something? When you're married, will youinvite me over for holidays?JOEY:Well, I don't know. I don't know what we'regonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks'place?CHANDLER: Yeah, I understand.JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl.Every year, all right?CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end uplike this. I'll see you man.JOEY: Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo?Supposably.CHANDLER: (on phone) Hi, it's me.JANICE: Oh, my, god.PHOEBE: Janice? You called Janice?CHANDLER: Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult foryou to comprehend?ROSS: You remember Janice, right?CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, andshe honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chanceto have somebody.JANICE: Helloo!!CHANDLER: Oh, my, god!JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.JANICE: Hey, it's everybody.CHANDLER: Janice, you're--JANICE: Yes, I am.CHANDLER: Is it--?JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. Youare looking at a married lady now.CHANDLER: Congratulations.JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.CHANDLER: You couldn't have told me about this onthe phone?JANICE:And what? Missed the expression on yourface? Janice likes to have her fun.MONICA:Hey, Rache. You know what we haven'tplayed in a while?。
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六人行各集中英文标题第1 季《六人行》第1 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate 试播1994-09-2202 The One With the Sonogram at the End 参加助产训练班1994-09-2903 The One With the Thumb 飞来横财1994-10-0604 The One With George Stephanopoulos 乔治·史特喷那彼拉斯先生1994-10-1305 The One With the East German LaundryDetergent洗衣服1994-10-2006 The One With the Butt 屁股秀1994-10-2707 The One With the Blackout 停电1994-11-0308 The One Where Nana Dies Twice 娜娜死了两回1994-11-1009 The One Where Underdog Gets Away 气球飞了1994-11-1710 The One With the Monkey 猴子1994-12-1511 The One With Mrs Bing 宾太太1995-01-0512 The One With the Dozen Lasagnes 十二碗面条1995-01-1213 The One With the Boobies 看胸脯1995-01-1914 The One With the Candy Hearts 情人节糖果1995-02-0915 The One With the Stoned Guy 大麻客1995-02-1616 &17The One With Two Parts 双胞胎两部曲1995-02-2318 The One With All The Poker 玩扑克1995-03-0219 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away 猴子被送走1995-03-0920 The One With the Evil Orthodontist 风流牙医1995-04-0621 The One With The Fake Monica 假莫妮卡1995-04-2722 The One With the Ick Factor 倒人胃口的约会1995-05-0423 The One With the Birth 本出世1995-05-1124 The One Where Rachel Finds Out 瑞秋恍然大悟1995-05-18第2 季《六人行》第2 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend 罗斯的新女友1995-09-2102 The One With the Breast Milk 母乳1995-09-2803 The One Where Mr Heckles Dies 海先生之死1995-10-0504 The One With Phoebe's Husband 菲比的丈夫1995-10-1205 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant 五块牛排和一根茄子1995-10-1906 The One With the Baby on the Bus 宝宝落在巴士上了 1995-11-02 07 The One Where Ross Finds Out 罗斯发现瑞秋对他有意思 1995-11-0908 The One With the List 清单 1995-11-16 09 The One With Phoebe's Dad 菲比的爸爸 1995-12-14 10 The One With Russ罗斯的翻版 1996-01-04 11 The One With the Lesbian Wedding 同志婚礼 1996-01-18 12 & 13 The One After the Superbowl超级杯 1996-01-28 14 The One With the Prom Video 高中舞会录影带 1996-02-01 15 The One Where Rachel and Ross.. You Know 罗斯和瑞秋……你知道的 1996-02-0816 One Where Joey Moves Out 乔伊搬走了 1996-02-15 17 The One Where Eddie Moves In 艾迪搬入 1996-02-22 18 The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies 拉莫瑞医生之死 1996-03-21 19 The One Where Eddie Won't Go 艾迪赖着不走 1996-03-28 20 The One Where Old Yeller Dies 猎狗之死 1996-04-04 21 The One With the Two Bullies 两个小流氓 1996-04-25 22 The One With the Two Parties 一个头两个大 1996-05-02 23 The One With the Chicken Pox出水痘1996-05-09 24The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding巴利和明蒂大喜之日1996-05-16第 3 季《六人行》 第 3 季 （共 25 集） 集 标题（英文）标题（中文） 播放日期 01 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy 莉亚公主 1996-09-19 02 The One Where No-one's Ready 没人准备好 1996-09-26 03 The One With the Jam果酱1996-10-03 04 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel 战胜自我，不再害怕承诺 1996-10-10 05 The One With Frank Jr 菲比的弟弟小福兰克 1996-10-17 06 The One With The Flashback 时光倒转，昔日重现 1996-10-31 07 The One With the Race Car Bed 赛车床 1996-11-07 08 The One With The Giant Poking Device 戳他一下 1996-11-14 09 The One With The Football 六人橄榄球比赛 1996-11-21 10 The One Where Rachel Quits瑞秋辞职1996-12-1211 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 钱德想不起勾搭了乔伊的哪个妹妹 1997-01-09 12 The One With All The Jealousy 嫉妒 1997-01-16 13 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Friends 莫妮卡和里查德只做朋友1997-01-30 14 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner菲比的旧搭档 1997-02-06 15 The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break 罗斯和瑞秋分手 1997-03-13 16 The One The Morning After 次日清晨 1997-02-20 17 The One Without The Ski Trip滑雪之旅1997-030618 The One WithThe Tape 催眠录音带1997-03-1319 The One With The Tiny T-shirt 小小T恤1997-03-2720 The One With The Dollhouse 玩偶屋1997-04-1021 The One With A Chick And A Duck 小鸡和小鸭1997-04-1722 The One With The Screamer 尖叫的汤米1997-04-2423 The One With Ross's Thing 罗斯长了怪东西1997-05-0124 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 终极搏击比赛1997-05-0825 The One At The Beach 在海滩1997-05-15第4 季《六人行》第4 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One With The Jellyfish 水母惊情1997-09-2502 The One With The Cat 转世灵猫1997-10-0203 The One With The Cuffs 手铐游戏1997-10-0904 The One With The Ballroom Dancing 社交舞1997-10-1605 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 乔伊的新女友1997-10-3006 The One With The Dirty Girl 灰姑娘1997-11-0607 The One Where Chandler Crosses a Line 钱德横刀夺爱1997-11-1308 The One With Chandler in a Box 钱德到箱子里过节 1997-11-2009 The One Where They’re Gonna PARTY参加派对1997-12-1110 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 帕基普希来的姑娘 1997-12-1811 The One With Phoebe’s Uterus菲比被“借鸡生蛋” 1998-01-0812 The One With The Embryos 受精卵1998-01-1513 The One With Rachel’s Crush瑞秋坠入情网1998-01-2914 The One With Joey’s Dirty Day乔伊臭臭的一天1998-02-0515 The One With All The Rugby 橄榄球1998-02-2616 The One With The Fake Party 假派对1998-03-1917 The One With The Free Porn 免费成人电影1998-03-2618 The One With Rachel’s New Dress瑞秋的新装1998-04-0219 The One With All The Haste 忙中出错1998-04-0920 The One With All the Wedding Dresses 婚纱1998-04-1621 The One With The Invitation 邀请1998-04-2322 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 史上最不称职伴郎 1998-04-3023 & 24 The One With Ross's Wedding 罗斯的婚礼1998-05-07第5 季《六人行》第5 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One After Ross Says Rachel 罗斯说漏嘴以后1998-09-2402 The One With All The Kissing 来吻别吧1998-10-0103 The One Hundredth 三胞胎1998-10-0804 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS 菲比讨厌PBS 1998-10-1505 Kip The One With All the Kips 我不想当1998-10-2906 The One With The Yeti 雪男1998-11-0507 The One Where Ross Moves In 罗斯入伙1998-11-1208 The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 感恩节大回顾1998-11-1909 The One With Ross's Sandwich 罗斯的三明治1998-12-1010 The One With The Inappropriate Sister 兄妹“情”1998-12-1711 The One With All The Resolutions 新年新气象1999-01-0712 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 钱德例行公事的假笑 1999-01-2113 The One With Joey's Bag 乔伊背包包1999-02-0414 The One Where Everyone Finds Out 恍然大悟1999-02-1115 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 敲打乔伊的女孩1999-02-1816 The One With A Cop 警察来了1998-02-2517 The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 瑞秋的无心之吻1999-03-1818 The One Where Rachel Smokes 瑞秋开始吸烟1999-04-0819 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 罗斯不会放电1999-04-2220 The One With The Ride Along 一起去巡逻1999-04-2921 The One With The Ball 掷球游戏1999-05-0622 The One With Joey's Big Break 乔伊的大好机会来了 1999-05-1323 & 24 The One In Vegas 拉斯维加斯之旅1999-05-20第6 季《六人行》第6 季（共25 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One After Vegas 离开拉斯维加斯1999-09-2302 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 罗斯拥抱瑞秋1999-09-3003 The One With Ross’s Denial罗斯死不认帐1999-10-0704 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 乔伊没买保险1999-10-1405 The One With Joey’s Porsche乔伊的保时捷1999-10-2106 The One The Last Night 他们的最后一夜1999-11-0407 The One Where Phoebe Runs 菲比跑步1999-11-1108 The One With Ross’s Teeth罗斯洗牙1999-11-1809 The One Where Ross Got High 罗斯兴奋起来1999-11-2510 The One With The Routinue 乱舞1999-12-1611 The One With The Apothecary Table 一张桌子2000-01-0612 The One With The Joke 笑话2000-01-1313 The One With Rachel’s瑞秋的妹妹2000-02-0314 The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry钱德哭不出来2000-02-1015 & 16 The One That Could Have Been 如果……2000-02-1717 The One With The Unagi 临危不惧，处变不惊 2000-02-2418 The One Where Ross Dates A Student 罗斯约会学生2000-03-0919 The One With Joey’s Fridge乔伊的冰箱2000-03-2320 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E 《麦克和奇思》2000-04-1321 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad罗斯和未来岳父会面 2000-04-2722 The One Where Paul’s The Man Paul的故事2000-05-0423 The One With The Ring 订婚戒指2000-05-1124 & 25 The One With The Proposal 求婚2000-05-18第7 季《六人行》第7 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One With Monica’s Thunder莫妮卡的风头被抢了2000-10-1202 The One With Rachel’s Book瑞秋的书2000-10-1203 The One Wi th Phoebe’s Cookies菲比的饼干配方2000-10-1904 The One With Rachel’s Assistant瑞秋请助理2000-10-2605 The One With The Engagement Picture 订婚照2000-11-0206 The One With The Nap Partners 小睡的伙伴2000-11-0907 The One With Ross’s Book罗斯在图书馆2000-11-1608 The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs钱德不喜欢狗2000-11-2309 The One With All The Candy 糖果2000-12-0710 The One With the Holiday Armadillo 节日犰狳2001-12-1411 The One With All The Cheesecakes 酪饼2001-01-0412 The One Where They’re Up All Night一夜未眠2001-01-1113 The One Where Rosita Dies Rosita 之死2001-02-0114 The One Where They All Turn Thirty 三十岁2001-02-0815 The One With Joey’s New Brain乔伊换脑2001-02-1516 The One With The Truth About London 我知道你在伦敦干了什么 2001-02-2217 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress 婚纱大减价2001-03-1518 The One With Joey’s Award乔伊获提名2001-03-2919 The One With Ross and Monica’s Cousin罗斯和莫妮卡的表亲2001-04-1920 The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss瑞秋的同性之吻2001-04-2621 The One With The V ows 宣誓2001-05-0322 The One With Chandler’s Da d 钱德之父2001-05-1023 & 24 The One With Chandler and Monica’s Wedding莫妮卡与钱德的大喜日子 2001-05-17 第8 季《六人行》第8 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One After "I Do" 婚礼之后2001-09-2702 The One With The Red Sweater 红色毛衣2001-10-0403 The One Where Ra chel Tells…告知罗斯2001-10-1104 The One With The Videotape 录影带风波2001-10-1805 The One With Rachel’s Date瑞秋的男友2001-10-2506 The One With The Halloween Party 万圣节派对2001-11-0107 The One With The Stain 有污点的那个2001-11-0808 The One With The Stripper 脱衣舞娘2001-11-1509 The One With The Rumor 谣言2001-11-2210 The One With Monica’s Boots摩妮卡的靴子2001-12-0611 The One With Ross’ Big Step Forward罗斯迈步向前行 2001-12-1312 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 乔伊跟瑞秋约会 2002-01-1013 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 钱德泡澡记2002-01-1714 The One With The Secret Closet 秘密衣柜2002-01-3115 The One With The Birthing Video 生产录影带2002-02-0716 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 乔依告诉瑞秋2002-02-2817 The One With The Tea Leaves 茶叶算命法2002-03-0718 The One In Massapequa 马沙皮卡市2002-03-2819 The One With Joey’s Interview专访乔伊2002-04-0420 The One With The Baby Shower 宝宝欢迎会2002-04-2521 The One With The Cooking Class 烹饪课程2002-05-0222 The One Where Rachel Is Late 迟来的宝宝2002-05-0923 & 24 The One Where Rachel Has A Baby 瑞秋生产记2002-05-16第9 季《六人行》第9 季（共24 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One Where No One Proposes 无人求婚2002-09-2602 The One Where Emma Cries 爱玛哭不停2002-10-0303 The One With The Pediatrician 儿科医生2002-10-1004 The One With The Sharks 鲨鱼2002-10-1705 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 菲比的生日宴2002-10-3106 The One With The Male Nanny 男保姆2002-11-0707 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 罗斯的成人歌2002-11-1408 The One With Rachel's Other Sister 瑞秋的另外的妹妹2002-11-2109 The One With Rachel's Phone Number 他要走了瑞秋的电话号码 2002-12-0510 The One With Christmas In Tulsa 在Tulsa过圣诞节2002-12-1211 The One Where Rachael Goes Back to Work 瑞秋复工2003-01-0912 The One With Phoebe's Rats 菲比的老鼠2003-01-1613 The One Where Monica Sings Monica 飙歌2003-01-3014 The One With The Blind Dates 相亲记2003-02-0615 The One With The Mugging 打劫2003-02-1316 The One With The Boob Job 隆胸2003-02-2017 The One With The Memorial Service 葬礼2003-03-1318 The One With The Lottery 彩票2003-04-0319 The One With Rachel's Dream 瑞秋的梦2003-04-1720 The One With The Soap Opera Party 肥皂剧派对2003-04-2421 The One At The Fertility Clinic 生育能力检查2003-05-0122 The One With The Donor 精子捐献人2003-05-0823 & 24 The One In Barbados 巴巴多斯岛之行2003-05-15第10 季《六人行》第10 季（共18 集）集标题（英文）标题（中文）播放日期01 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss 乔伊亲了瑞秋之后 2003-09-2502 The One Where Ross Is Fine 罗斯不难过2003-10-0203 The One With Ross's Tan 罗斯日光浴2003-10-0904 The One With The Cake 爱玛的生日蛋糕2003-10-2305 The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysits 瑞秋的妹妹带孩子 2003-10-3006 The One With Ross's Grant 罗斯的科研经费2003-11-0607 The One With The Home Study 家访2003-11-1308 The One With The Late Thanksgiving 迟到的感恩节2003-11-2009 The One With The Birth Mother 宝宝的亲生母亲2004-01-0810 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 钱德的风流事2004-01-1511 The One Where The Stripper Cries 脱衣舞男之泪2004-02-0512 The One With Phoebe's Wedding 菲比的婚礼2004-02-1213 The One Where Joey Speaks French 乔伊说法语2004-02-1914 The One With Princess Consuela 康斯韦拉公主2004-02-2615 The One Where Estelle Dies 埃斯特拉之死2004-04-2216 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 瑞秋的欢送派对2004-04-2917 & 18 The Last One 大结局2004-05-06 Special No. The One With All the Other Ones 特别篇2004-05-06。
老友记第二季第7集的主要内容
In the 7th episode of Friends Season 2, titled "The One Where Ross Finds Out," the main focus is on Ross as he deals with the aftermath of his ex-wife Carol's pregnancy and his growing feelings for Rachel.The episode begins with Ross discovering that Carol is pregnant with his child, causing him to go through a range of emotions. He confides in Chandler, who encourages him to confront his feelings head-on and tell Rachel how he feels about her.Meanwhile, Rachel starts dating an Italian guy named Paolo, which makes Ross jealous. Ross tries to sabotage their relationship by talking to Paolo in Italian and coaxing him into making a mistake. However, his plan backfires when Rachel finds out about his scheme and becomes upset with him.Eventually, Ross decides to take Chandler's advice and confess his love for Rachel. He goes to her apartment to tell her how he feels, but she is still upset and rejects him. However, as Ross is leaving, Rachel realizes her own feelings for him and runs down to the street to kiss him.The episode ends on a hopeful note, with Ross and Rachel finally admitting their feelings for each other. It showcases the complexity of romantic relationships, the importance of honest communication, and the impact of jealousy and envy on people's behaviors."The One Where Ross Finds Out" explores the emotional journey of Ross as he deals with his ex-wife's pregnancy and his love for Rachel, and highlights the ups and downs of pursuing romantic relationships. It features hilarious moments of Ross's jealousy and Chandler's witty humor, making it a fan favorite among Friends fans.。
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老友记 六人行 第二季第十八集经典笔记
The One Where Dr. Remore Dies Originally written by ???.Transcribed by Josh Hodge.218 瑞摩瑞医生之死钱德的室友艾迪最近常常表现反常：他迷恋旧女友，疑神疑鬼乱指钱德和她睡觉，还说钱德杀了他养的鱼。
理查因为菲比说莫妮卡曾有“很多”男友而向莫妮卡打听具体数字。
罗斯也为类似问题向瑞秋穷追不舍。
当天夜里，两对情侣都尽释前嫌并打算趁热打铁——然而公寓里只翻出一只避孕套。
乔伊在《肥皂剧文摘》里乱盖说，很多台词都是他自己写的，得罪了编剧，所以他的角色被写死了：瑞摩瑞医生从电梯间掉进了万丈深渊，摔得稀巴烂——唯一能救他性命的，只有医术高明的，瑞摩瑞医生。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]AMBER: Oh Drake.DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.have the last word在争论中硬要说出最后一句话,强辩到底[Ross enters]ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end.AMBER: I want you Drake.DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.AMBER: What?DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half-brother.half-brother n.同母异父[同父异母]兄弟/There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother: a brother related through one parent only[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]RACHEL: So what happens next?JOEY: Well,I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins.Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.Siamese twins n.连体婴儿/Venezuela n.委内瑞拉(南美洲北部国家)/emerald n.绿宝石/curse v.诅咒/ Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed: siamese twins means one of a pair of identical twins born with their bodies joined at some point; emerald means a rich green variety of beryl( n.绿柱石)prized as a gemstone(n.经雕琢的宝石)CHANDLER: God that is good TV.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]CHANDLER: Phoebs, play with meeee.PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar20个手无寸铁的男人被一根铁棒在腰间串在一起, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.grotesque adj.奇形怪状的,奇异的/armless adj.手无寸铁的/human-rights violation侵犯人权/No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation: BIZARRE(adj.稀奇古怪的)CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.break out取出PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?remedy vt.补救CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.PHOEBE: Oh yeah, it'll be fun. [throws a tennis ball at Eddie's bedroom door]EDDIE: What was that什么事?PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.EDDIE: Yeah alright, that sounds alright.PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.ham n.火腿/Green Eggs and Ham:菲比说自己要去参加的讨论小组叫做《绿蛋和火腿》，这是瑟斯博土最畅销的儿童小说之一。
老友记全十季目录
第14集：The One Where Everybody Finds Out(终见天日)
第15集：The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey(Joey的小蛮女友)
第24集：The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding(Barry和Mindy的婚礼)
第三季: 1996-1997
第01集：The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy(关于Leia公主的幻想)
第02集：The One Where No One's Ready(没人准备好)
第05集：The One with the East German Laundry Detergent(东德洗衣粉)
第06集：The One with the Butt(Joey终于出镜了)
第07集：The One with the Blackout(停电了)
第08集：The One Where Nana Dies Twice(祖母去世2次)
第01集：The Pilot(试播)
第02集：The One with the Sonogram at the End(Carol要做超声波检查)
第03集：The One with the Thumb(大拇指事件)
第04集：The One with George Stephanopoulos(偷窥George Stephanopoulos)
第05集：The One with the Kips(Ross的抉择)
第06集：The One with the Yeti(野人)
老友记 六人行 第八季第十九集经典笔记
The One With Joey’s InterviewWritten by: Doty AbramsTranscribed by: Eric AasenEpisodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.819 乔伊接受采访肥皂剧杂志要采访乔伊，他怕又说错话，想拒绝。
众人说会坐在临桌帮他听着以免犯错。
根据记者的问题乔伊回忆过去。
8.19 The One With Joey's InterviewJoey's interview with Soap Opera Digest is punctuated(vt.不时打断) with flashbacks of Joey's previous acting experiences, spare time, activities, eating habits, sexuality, romances, and his friends, who hover(vi.徘徊停留) nearby to make sure he doesn't say anything stupid.[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]Rachel: Hi!Ross: Hey!Monica: Hey!Rachel:So, I’m in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who is the clue for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)crossword puzzle n.纵横字谜/Soap Opera Digest is a magazine chronicling the stories airing on American soap operas and the off-screen(adj.实际生活的) lives of the actors appearing on them. The magazine first debuted in November 1975, with John Aniston, Ron Tomme, Audrey Peters, Birgitta Tolksdorf, Jerry Lacy and Tudi Wiggins of Love of Life gracing(v.使优美使增光) the cover. Currently, the magazine boasts a subscription base of 500,000, as well as more than a million more issues purchased at newsstands and supermarkets each week. In the early 1990s, the magazine had up to 1.4+ million subscribers(n.订阅者).The magazine, originally published monthly, moved to biweekly(n.半月刊) issues in 1979, and started publishing weekly in 1997. The current editor-in-chief(n.总编辑) is Lynn Leahey.The magazine holds an awards show annually to promote excellence in the genre, as decided by the fans who read the magazine. The Soap Opera Digest Awards (formerly the Soapies) has been held every year since 1977.This magazine coined "soap speak," in which show names are abbreviated to save space. Nowadays, with the advent[n.(尤指不寻常的人或事)出现] of chat rooms and message boards, these shortened names for the shows have become very popular, and a use has been made of them outside of the magazine.Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That’s me!! I’m blank!!Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)Joey: Yeah you are baby.Monica:Three down knows I’m married, what’s three down doin’?Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this?Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.profile <美>传略人物简介概况[eg: a television profile of Ernest Hemingway]Ross:Why’d you say no?Joey:Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers gotmad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.elevator shaft n.电梯竖井Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview，you can mention,oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?in check adv.在控制中/publicity n.宣传宣扬[eg: The company has launched a campaign of publicity for a new car]/gal pal n.女性好友Chandler: Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?Rachel:Okay, don’t listen to him. Please?Joey:Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid.Ross: Just then or-or all the time,‘cause we-we have jobs y’know.Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.Joey: Yeah.Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there for his interview and everyonebut Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]The Interviewer:I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.[Cut to the rest of the gang sitting low on the couch and craning their necks to watch the interview.]crane vt.伸(颈)[eg: The audience at the back craned their necks to see the puppet show]Monica:(To Chandler) You think we’re being obvious?Chandler:No, we’re just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)[Cut to the interview.]The Interviewer:(To Joey) Y’know I think it’s great you wanted to meet here. Y’know when most people hear the magazine is paying forit they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.Joey:(laughs) Actually, I didn’t know the magazine was paying. Wouldn’t have mattered, I’m doing this for the fans, not for the free food.Gunther:Can I get you anything?The Interviewer:Umm, I’ll have a cup of coffee.Joey:And I’ll have all the muffins.[Cut to the gang.]Phoebe: (entering) Hey!Ross:Shhh! We’re not talki ng.Phoebe: Oh. Finally! Oh. (Sits back in relief.)[Cut to the interview.]The Interviewer:So, according to your bio, you’ve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything you’re particularly proud of?bio n.(尤其供公开发表的)个人简历(=biography)[This starts a series of flashbacks; the first one is from Episode 106: The One With The Butt, Joey is in a play called Freud!.]Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)number n.韵律All you want is a dingle,What you envy's a schwang,A thing through which you can tinkle,Or play with, or simply let hang..dingle n.峡谷/schwang<俚>a slang form of the word penis/tinkle v.<俚>what little kids say when they have to pee[The next one is from Episode 304: The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, Joey is on Amazing Discoveries.]Host:Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.darn<婉>damnJoey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!Mike: And there is Kevin.[Cut forward.]Mike:This is the first time he’s ever used this product, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.spout n.喷流/jab vt.猛刺milk cartonJoey: (finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.(The crowd ahhs.)[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, it’s the end of Joey’s play.]Lauren: So this is it? Victor?Joey: Yeah, I guess i t is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years f rom now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her.alternative fuel n.代用燃料/age vt.使变老/look up v.拜访(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7.)retract v.缩回[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebe’s Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do…so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.copier n.复印机paper trayChandler:Nice work my friend.Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…[Cut to the interview.]Joey:Well, there are so many things, it’s hard to pick just one.[Cut to the gang.]Phoebe:I’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?Rachel:Oh yeah, I’d actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.chamomile n.(=canomile)甘菊黄春菊blueberry muffinchamomile teaRoss: Uh, double latte, extra foam.double latte n.加厚拿铁/foam n.泡沫Chandler:And a bagel with only…Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite!polite adj.客气的客套的[Cut to the interview.]The Interviewer: Okay, how about when you’re not working. What do you do in your spare time?[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joey’s hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebe’s Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]Joey:(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?clown n.粗鲁愚蠢的人/take up v.占据/get out of the way v.闪开/anyway adv.非得/coast guard<美>海岸巡逻队Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)[The next one is from Episode 603: The On e With Ross’s Denial, Joey is amazing Phoebe and Monica by holding his breath.]amaze v.使大为惊奇使惊愕[eg:Your letter amazed me]/hold one’s breath v.屏吸Chandler: (entering) Hey!Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)puff up v.肿胀/nonchalantly adv.漠不关心地/pinch vt.捏Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?![The next one is from Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In.][Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]Chandler: Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?productive adj.多产的丰饶的[eg: Is rice the most productive food-bearingplant?]/be a little much <口>有点过头Ross: (popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on,it's fun!Indian adj.印地安人的Chandler: All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?bonnet n.无边女帽Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!(Chandler does so.)[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn’t want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]lament v.痛惜悔恨Chandler:Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn.Joey:I think you’re right.(Goes over and picks up the remote.)Chandler: All right, ready?Joey: One.Chandler: Two.Both: Three.(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)Joey: Tha t’s kinda nice.Chandler:Yeah, that’s kinda a relief.Joey: Yeah.(Pause.)Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?Joey: Yeah.(Chandler turns on the TV and…)Chandler: FREE PORN!!!Joey: Yeah!!Chandler: We have free porn here!!![Cut to the interview.]Joey:In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.)mentor n.导师良师益友<希神>门特(Odysseus的忠实朋友又为其子的良师)/Mentos is a popular brand of candy sold in many markets across the world by the Perfetti Van Melle Corporation. Mentos was first produced in the Netherlands during the 1950s. The candies are small oblate spheroids(n.扁球), with a slightly hard exterior(n.外型) and a soft, chewy(adj.耐嚼的) interior. They are sold in rolls which typically contain 14 candies, although the new "Sour Mix" flavour contains only 11. Certain flavours are sold in boxes in the United States, and the rolls in three and six-packs. The slogan of Mentos is "the freshmaker". Most Mentos packages describe the candy as "chewy dragées".[Mentos简称为Mento]The Interviewer: A mento?Joey:Y’know a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)role model n.行为榜样The Interviewer: A mento…Joey: Right.The Interviewer: Like the candy?Joey: As a Matter of fact, I do.as a matter of fact adv.事实上(发音时把as a 吃掉了)(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him.)The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?regime n.饮食起居制度养生法(=regimen)[eg:The baby's regime included two naps a day]/fitness regime n.身材保持之道Joey: Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?Ross: Are you serious?!Joey: Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.jinx vt. 使倒霉Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this!Joey: Yeah!Ross: Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose![The next one is from Episode 604: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.][Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]fetus n.胎儿Chandler:What’s wrong with you?Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’tbeen able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious.blinding a.使人眩目的/lift weight v.举哑铃Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!hernia <医>疝气Joey: No way!‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!work out v.健身[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High,Rachel is describing her dessert to Joey and Ross.]Rachel:It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wron g.] then a little more custard…trifle n.蛋糕/ladyfinger n.松脆饼/custard n.奶油蛋羹/raspberry n.树莓/Sautéeing isa method of cooking food using a small amount of fat in a shallow pan overrelatively high heat[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachel’s disaster.]Ross:It tastes like feet!Joey: I like it.Ross: Are you kidding?Joey:What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.[The next one is from Episode 619: The One With Joey’s Fridge.][Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to findJoey bingeing on the food fr om the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.]binge on v.胡吃Chandler: Well, you don't look good, Joe.Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?cold cuts n.冷盘Chandler:That’s still in there?!Joey: Not anymore.[The next one is from Episode 711: The One With All the Cheesecakes.][Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees withforks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]be on one’s knees 跪着/salvage v.抢救Rachel:Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor onit!Chandler: Stick to your side!Rachel: Hey, come on now!(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin’? (Starts digging in.)[Cut to the interview.]Joey:Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.in moderation adv.适中地Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)Joey:I’ll take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?kill off v.消灭Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said. But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.The Interviewer:Understood. So, what’d you say back then?understood <口>了解Joey: We ll, I said that I… (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)Commercial Break[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]Joey:You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends…Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! I’m gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want th e dirt, I’m the one you come to. This might be Joey’s baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? I’m just kidding—Seriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.dire <口>八卦丑闻(=gossip)Ross: (leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respectof her unborn child.lose the respect of sb让…丢了脸The Interviewer:Umm, I’m gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her coffee mug up to the counter.)warm up v.重新煮热coffee mugJoey: Okay.Monica:Joey! You’re doing great!Ross: Yeah, so far nothing stupid.Chandler: Mento?Joey: No thanks.The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joey’s friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?Ross: Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.Rachel:(scoffs at him) Yeah, that’s gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest. Well I…(leans into the microphone again)…I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.scoff at v.嘲笑藐视/enrich vt.使丰富[eg: Music can enrich your life]/Rachel在玩punPhoebe:Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so sweet.The Interviewer:Oh! I like that. What’s your name?Phoebe: Umm, Phoebe Buffay.The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.Phoebe:Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australianaccent)‘Ello there mate!The Interviewer: Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you.Ross: Yeah, you too.Rachel: You too!Chandler: Thanks.Monica: Bye. (They resume their previous positions.)The Interviewer: So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say is your best friend?[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]bracelet n.手镯Joey: How come you have two?Chandler: Well this one's for you.Joey:Get out.Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds.bud<俚>buddyJoey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.Chandler: That's what they'll call us.[The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.][Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]Rachel: Oh, Joey! Sorry!Joey: No that’s all right.Don’t worry about it.Rachel:Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!Joey:Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!Rachel: Really?Joey: Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)Rachel: I’ve never lived like this before.Joey: I know.(Rachel throws some of hers down.)Joey:All right, don’t waste it, I mean it’s still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindy’s Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.][Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachelis a very lucky girl.a hell of a int.(用来加重语气)使人受不了的[The next one is from Episode 512: The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh, Joey and Phoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck.]Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)isolation booth n.隔离棚Phoebe:Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!Joey:Judge rules, no violation.Phoebe: Ohhh.Joey: And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!Nutter-ButterPhoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!wonton n.馄饨Joey: Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.Phoebe: Ohh, tough call.touch call<俚>艰难的决定Joey: Yeah.[The next one is from Episode 401: The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and Chandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach.]relate vt.讲叙述[eg: To him we related our troubles, asking his advice]Joey:I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!Monica:You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!!Joey:That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had to, I’d pee on anyone of you![Cut to the interview.]Joey: Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?fan base n.粉丝群Joey:Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people![Cut to the gang.]Chandler: It hurts me. It physically hurts me.[Cut to the interview.]The Interviewer:Now, off the record, you’re not…off the record〈口>私底下非正式的[eg: Off the record, the policeman doubted the mayor's story]/for the record adv.郑重声明地为正式记录在案的[eg:Just for the record, I think the President is a fool][Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joey’s Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!Ross: Your make-up![The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where They’re Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.Joey: I think face to face.Ross: I would say that.Joey: Face to face, yeah!Ross: Okay, here I come.Joey: All right.(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest.)Joey:(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s torso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch.)torso n.躯干Joey:Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.[The next one is from Episode 722: The One With Chandler’s Dad.][Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]strut vi. 高视阔步;趾高气扬地走[eg: Eddie turned around and strutted back to them]Joey: Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her.)Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that he’s got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!Phoebe: Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Ross’s Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]Chandler:You’re turning into a woman.Joey:No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mea n.Chandler:Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?Joey:It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it… Oh My God, I’m a woman!!![The next one is from Episode 706: The One With The Nap Partners.][Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]Joey: Great nap.Ross: It really was.(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)[Cut to the interview.]Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)The Interviewer:So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413: The One With Rachel’s Crush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women.]Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, what I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"Phoebe: Oh, please!Joey:(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin’?(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles shyly and looks away.)[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.][Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]Joey:Hey! How you doin’?Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!Joey:I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)[The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachel’s Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]Woman:Hi, is Rachel here? I’m her sister.Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!(They run and hug each other.)Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)Jill: Hi!Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!Ross: Hi Jill.Rachel:And that’s Phoebe (points), and that’s Joey.Joey: Hey, (in the Joey vo ice) how you doin’?Rachel:Don’t!! (Joey backs away frightened.)[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janine and sees it’s not working to his liking so he’s confronting her about the sexual tension.]to one’s liking adv.投某人所好Janine: I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.。
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六人行2-7The One Where Ross Finds Out[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]Chandler: Okay, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellent. . . about me?Rachel: So, how was the party?Chandler: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. Okay, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything.Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?Phoebe: No, not weight... y'know, more like insulation.Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.Monica: Please.All: C'mon. Let her. Yeah.Chandler: All right, Okay, all right. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. (hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back) Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....Opening Credits[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Monica is there.]Chandler: Okay, let's do it. (Monica looks at him funny) What?Monica: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.Chandler: And we're changing. (jogs back in his apartment)[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind][Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is doing sit-ups.]Monica: C'mon give me five more. Five more.Chandler: (weakly) No.Monica: Five more and I'll flash you.Chandler: One. . . two. . . two and a half. Okay, just show me one of them.[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Rachel is working.]Chandler: (slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (slowly sets the cup back down) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him). She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.(Phoebe enters.)Rachel: Hey Pheebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice.Joey: The guy still won't put out, huh?Phoebe: Nope. Zilch, nothin', uh-uh.All: Sorry Pheebs.Phoebe: look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up?Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.Phoebe: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.Joey: Maybe he's. . . gay.Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.(Monica enters.)Monica: (to Chandler) Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.Chandler: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.Rachel: What? (looks, feigns indifference) C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.Joey: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?Rachel: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.Joey: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .Rachel: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.Chandler: So you really Okay about all this?Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.(Ross and Julie enter.)Ross: Hi guys.All: Hey.Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay?Monica: Only if you say his full name.Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.Monica: All right.Joey: (to Ross) You're getting a cat?Ross: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.Rachel: Together?Ross: Uh huh.Rachel: Both of you?Ross: Yep.Rachel: Together.Julie: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.Rachel: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.Ross: Hopefully.Rachel: Well. (looks at watch) Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, Okay, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. (she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in) Okay, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date with Michael.]Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.Rachel: (distracted) How long do cats live?Michael: (confused) I'm sorry?Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?Michael: Um, maybe 15, 16 years.Rachel: That's just great. (she picks up her champagne and starts drinking)Michael: Um, cheers.Rachel: Oh, right, clink. (downs her glass)Michael: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.Michael: Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.Rachel: I mean he just started going out with her.Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?Rachel: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. Okay, Michael, let's talk about you.Michael: All right.Rachel: Okay, Okay. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]Phoebe: So, I figured it out.Joey: What?Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.Phoebe: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. (they hug)(Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start pushing and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.)[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.]Rachel: (obviously drunk) I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? (belligerently) What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?Michael: Fruit flies?Rachel: Yes! Thank you.(The waiter comes to the table.)Waiter: So, would you like any dessert?Michael: No! No dessert, just a check, please.Rachel: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?Michael: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?Michael: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.Rachel: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."Rachel: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. (she Looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone) Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel?woo (she almost falls out of her chair)Guy: Hang on.Rachel: Hello, excuse me.Guy: What.Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.Guy: I'm talkin'!Rachel: I can see that. I?just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. (man is still reluctant) Okay, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.Guy: All right, fine. (on the phone) I'll call you back. (hands the phone to her)Rachel: Thank you. Okay. (dials) (to Michael) Machine. Just waiting for the beep.Michael: Good.Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you.I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket)Commercial Break[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is answering the door in his robe.]Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no (opens door to Monica) No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.Monica: Why not?Chandler: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop.Chandler: Okay, stop.Monica: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo (Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica) Woo.[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Rachel is taking aspirin.]Ross: (entering) Hey Rach.Rachel: Ahhhh.Ross: Oh. And how was the date?Rachel: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . .(Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.)Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that?Rachel: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember.Ross: Okay. Oh, oh, oh. (runs over and picks up the cat toy)Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night.Rachel: Huh.Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?Rachel: Oh yeah, go ahead. (Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.)Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. (pauses) Who's Michael?(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)Ross: You're over me?Rachel: Ohhhhhhhh God. (climbs off his back)Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?Rachel: Ohh, ohh.Ross: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?Rachel: Ohh, Okay, Okay, Okay, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.Ross: You've had feelings for me?Rachel: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.Ross: Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?Rachel: Chandler told me.Ross: Chandler. When did he... when did he... when did he?Rachel: When you were in China.Ross: China.Rachel: Meeting Julie.Ross: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. Okay, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. Okay so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?Rachel: Are you over me?(A moment of silence.)Ross: (doorbell buzzes) That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. (talks on intercom) Hi Julie.Julie: (over intercom) Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.Ross: (perky) I'll be right down.Rachel: Wait, so, you're going?Ross: Well, Okay, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.Rachel: Okay, Okay.Ross: Cat. (leaves)[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV.]Phoebe: (entering) Hey Joey.Joey: Hey Pheebs.Phoebe: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?Joey: I can't find the remote. (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you.Phoebe: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.Joey: And?Phoebe: And we did.Joey: All right Pheebs, way to go.Phoebe: Yay me.Joey: So, so how did it happen?Phoebe: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.Joey: And what did he say?Phoebe: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.Joey: Wow.Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "Okay, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.Phoebe: Um-hum.Joey: This man is my God.[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in.]Rachel: Hi.Ross: I didn't get a cat.Rachel: Oh, that's um, interesting.Ross: No, no it's not interesting. Okay, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite ofinteresting.Rachel: All right, I got it Ross.Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.Rachel: (hurt) What?Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?Ross: Then you should have said something before I met her.Rachel: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.Ross: There was never a good time.Rachel: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.Ross: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fianc? or, or, or Italian guys.Rachel: Hey, there was one Italian guy, Okay, and do you even have a point?Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, Okay. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.Rachel: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?Ross: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it.Rachel: All right, fine, you go ahead and you do that, all right Ross.Ross: Fine.Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.Ross: Good.Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)(Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.)Rachel: And ya know what, now I've got closure.(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back。