【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第三集

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Hi, guys!

嘿菲比嗨

Hey, Pheebs! Hi!

嘿对了约会怎么样

Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?

不是很好他送我到地铁然后说

Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said "我们应该再来一次"

'We should do this again!'

怎么啦他说要再来一次那不是很好吗

What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right? 不他说我们应该再来一次

Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again'

代表你将无法再见到裸体的我

means 'You will never see me naked'.

什么时候这样子的

Since when?

一直都是这样这是约会用语

Since always. It's like dating language.

就像"不是你的问题"代表"就是你"

Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.

"你真的挺好的"代表

Or 'You're such a nice guy' means

"我要和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会"

'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics

然后再跟你抱怨他们"

and complaining about them to you

还有还有 "我们该试试别人"代表

Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means "哈哈我已和别人约会了"

'Ha, ha, I already am'.

-大家都懂 -对放轻松啦

- And everybody knows this? - Yeah. Cushions the blow.

没错就像你小时候

Yeah, it's like when you're a kid,

父母把你的狗狗送去安乐死

and your parents put your dog to sleep,

却对你说它跑到别人家农场去住了

and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.

真有意思不是我是说

That's funny, that, no, because,

我爸妈是真的把我家的狗

uh, our parents actually did, uh,

送别人农场去养了

send our dog off to live on a farm.

罗斯

Uh, Ross.

米尔纳家在康乃迪克州的农场

What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut?

米尔纳家

The Millners,

他们家的农场好棒

they had this unbelievable farm,

有马还有可供追逐的兔子

and horses, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- ..... 哦我的天芝芝

Oh, my God, Chi Chi!

"知道自己不久于人世有何感受"

"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"

"华顿我的痛苦将在五分钟内消失

"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.

而你要知道

But you'll have to live with the knowledge that

你让一位诚实的人丢掉了性命

you sent an honest man to die."

嘿表演得真好

Hey, that was really good!

是吗谢了咱们继续吧

Yeah? Thanks! Let's keep going.

好你要我怎么做呢达蒙

Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"

我只想回到我的牢房内

"I just wanna go back to my cell.

因为在那里我可以抽烟

'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."

抽去吧

"Smoke away."

我想这就是达蒙独自在牢房抽烟的原因

I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. -什么 -手放轻松手腕自然点

- What? - Relax your hand! Let your wrist go.

别太过火

Not so much!

好吸一口

Alright, now try taking a puff.

很好

Okay.

算了不对把烟给我

Okay. No. Give it to me.

你休想我不会给你烟的

No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.

没关系啦

It's fine, it's fine.

你到底想不想演这个角色拿来

Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.

很好现在

All right, now.

别把它当成是支烟

Don't think of it as a cigarette.

把它当成是你思念已久的东西

Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. 当你夹着它时感到自在感到满足

When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete. -你很想它吗 -没不怎么想

- Y'miss it? - Nah, not so much.

好现在抽一口

Alright, now we smoke.

哦爽死了

Oh..my..God.

不对不对他们说

No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance

跟从拇指尖到食指尖的距离相等

from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger. 这太荒谬了

That's ridiculous!

我可以用另一个拇指么

Can I use.. either thumb?

好吧别告诉我别告诉我

Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me!

无咖啡因卡布其诺是乔伊的

Decaf cappucino for Joey..

黑咖啡

Coffee black..

拿铁

Late..

和冰茶

and an iced tea.

-我进步神速 -是啊真厉害

- I'm getting pretty good at this! - Yeah. Yeah, excellent. 我真行

Good for me!

菲比你没事吧

Y'okay, Phoebe?

嗯不只是没啥

Yeah no- I'm just- it's, it's not even worth...

是我存钱的银行

It's my bank.

他们对你怎么了

What did they do to you?

也没怎么只是好吧

It's nothing, it's just- Okay.

我当时正在看信一打开他们的每月

I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly,

所谓的 "通知"

you know, STATEMENT-

别激动别激动

Easy, easy...

发现我户头里多了五百元

and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.

撤旦的爪牙又来祸害人间啦

Oh, Satan's minions at work again...

没错因为我得到银行找他们解决处理

Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them. 你脑子中风了吗自己留着呗

What are you talking about? Keep it!

这钱不是我的不是我赚来的

It's not mine, I didn't earn it,

我留着就如同偷窃

if I kept it, it would be like stealing.

对可如果你把它花了就如同购物

Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

好吧就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋

Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.

你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗

Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took?

不是我的

'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.'

即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到

And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping-I'd hear

不是我的不是我的不是我的

'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'... 我们知道你的意思了

We're with you. We got it.

很好我只是没办法享受这些钱

Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it.

因为这就像是沉重的因果报应一样

It would be like this giant karmic debt.

钱德勒你在干什么

Chandler, what're you doing?

嘿你在干什么

hey,what are you doing?

哦我的天

Oh! Oh, God!

这是什么

What is this?!

我在抽烟我在抽烟在抽烟

I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.

我真不敢相信你

Oh, I can't believe you!

你一直以来都表现良好都三年了

You've been so good, for three years!

这是我的奖励

And this- is my reward!

等一下

Hold on a second, alright?

想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的

Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. 所以这一次我不再戒了

Okay, so this time I won't quit!

熄掉

Ohhh! Put it out!

好吧我熄掉就是熄掉了

All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out.

不是吧现在我没法喝

Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!

好了我去换衣服了有约会

Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.

又是艾伦进展如何

So is it Alan again? How's it goin'?

进展得还不错

'S'going pretty good, y'know?

感觉很好我们在一起很开心

It's nice, and, we're having fun.

我们何时能见到他

So when do we get to meet the guy?

对啊

Yeah!

我看看今天是星期一

Let's see, today's Monday...

永远别想

Never.

拜托别这样啦

Oh, come on! Come on!-

不史蒂夫那次之后就别想了

No. Not after what happened with Steve.

你在说什么我们都爱史蒂胡

What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! 史蒂胡很性感

Schhteve was schhexy!..

不好意思

Sorry.

我自己都还没清楚对他的感觉呢

Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. 给我一点时间想清楚

Just give me a chance to figure that out.

那么到时我们就可以见他了吗

Well, then can we meet him?

凭什么我得让他们见他啊

I mean, why should I let them meet him?

我带个人回家

I mean, I bring a guy home,

五分钟之内他们便会蜂拥而上

and within five minutes they're all over him.

他们就像丛林狼一样

I mean, they're like- coyotes,

专挑兽群中的弱者下手

picking off the weak members of the herd.

我说身为一位阅尽天下极品男的人

Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef,

我告诉你这事没什么大不了的

I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.

再说了他们毕竟是你的朋友

Come on now, they're your friends,

-他们只是关心你 -我知道

- they're just looking out after you. - I know.

我只是希望至少有那么一次

I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home

能带一个他们真正喜欢的男人回家

that they actually liked.

那么你应该很清楚如果不让他们见面

Well, you do realise that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer -这种几率就愈发渺茫

- if they never get to meet the guy.

别再想了罗斯

Let it go, Ross.

是啊你又不认识芝芝

Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.

你们都保证了吗

Do you all promise?

对我们保证

Yeah! We promise!

我们会很乖的

We'll be good!

钱德勒你保证会很乖吗

Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

你可以进来

You can come in,

但你的过滤嘴小朋友得呆在外面

but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!

嘿菲比

Hey, Pheebs.

亲爱的布菲小姐

'Dear Ms. Buffay.

谢谢你提醒我们的错误

Thank you for calling attention to our error.

我们已将五百元存入你的户头

We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

造成不便之处请多包涵

We're sorry for the inconvenience,

此橄榄球电话是免费赠品

and hope you'll accept this football phone...

敬请笑纳

as our free gift.'

你们相信吗

Do you believe this?!

现在我多了一千块和一个橄榄球电话

Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone! 这是哪家银行

What bank is this?

注意他来了

Hey. It's him.

-哪位 -我是艾伦

- Who is it? - It's Alan.

钱德勒他来了

Chandler! He's here!

拜托要乖千万要乖

Okay, please be good, please.

记得你们有多么爱我

Just remember how much you all like me.

嗨艾伦这是大家

Hi. Alan, this is everybody.

各位这是艾伦

Everybody, this is Alan.

嗨艾伦

Hi, Alan.

我对各位已经如雷贯耳了

I've heard schho much about all you guyschh! 谢谢我明天再打电话给你

Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow.

好了开始艾伦批斗大会吧

Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. 谁先第一个发动啊

Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?

来嘛

C'mon!

我先来

...I'll go.

我们先从他一直都很

Let's start with the way he kept picking at-

抱歉我办不到不行

You know, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do it. 我们很喜欢他

We loved him.

爱死他了他太棒了

Loved him! Yeah! He's great!

等一下我们谈的确定是

Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that

我现在约会的对象吗

I'm going out with?-

是啊

Yeah!

你们都有注意到

And did you notice...?

知道他什么最棒吗

Know what was great?

他笑起来有点歪

The way his smile was kinda crooked.

对就像是鞋中人一样

Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!

鞋什么

...What shoe?

是童谣里的

From the nursery rhyme.

有一个歪歪男笑起来歪歪的

'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, 他住在鞋子里然后

Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'

我认为艾伦

...So I think Alan

将成为衡量

will become the yardstick against which

未来所有男友的准绳

all future boyfriends will be measured.

什么未来男友

What future boyfriends?

不我觉得就是他了

No, no, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.-

真的呀

Really!

仅凭他学戴维·哈塞霍夫的样子

Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his

连我自己都想嫁给他

David Hasselhof impression alone.

我以后在派对上也要表演这个

You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? 知道我最喜欢他哪一点吗

You know what I like most about him, though?

哪一点

What?

他让我重拾了自信

The way he makes me feel about myself.

比赛结果如何

How was the game?

Well..

我们赢啦谢谢太棒啦

WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!

太好了我有一个问题

That's fantastic! I have one question:

这怎么可能呢

How is that possible?

是艾伦他真是太不可思议了

Alan.He was unbelievable.

他就像兔巴哥动画片中

He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon

一人包揽所有位置的兔巴哥一样

where Bugs is playing all the positions, right,

只不过取而代之的是

but instead of Bugs it was

一垒手艾伦二垒艾伦三垒

first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...

这就像是他让我们团结一心

I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team. 对我们让那些犹太教的珠宝商

Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers

领教了什么叫垒球

a thing or two about softball..

Nice!

能问你们一个问题吗

Can I ask you guys a question?

你是否曾感觉艾伦可能有时

D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..

怎样

What?

我说不上来有点太艾伦了

...I dunno, a little too Alan?

不不可能

Well, no. That's impossible.

他不可能太过于艾伦

You can never be too Alan.

没错我们欣赏的就是那内在的艾伦感

Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore. 我一个人就可以喝下一加仑的艾伦

I personally could have a gallon of Alan.

-嘿莉琪 -嘿怪女孩

- Hey, Lizzie. - Hey, Weird Girl.

我给你带了字母汤

I brought you alphabet soup.

元音字母都挑出去了吗

Did you pick out the vowels?

对但我把"Y"留下来了

Yes. But I left in the Ys.

因为 Y是半元音嘛

'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y".

我还带了其他东西给你

Uh, I also have something else for you.

咸饼干吗

Saltines?

不但你想要一千块钱和一个橄榄球电话吗

No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone? 什么天哪天哪这里真的有钱

What? Oh, my God, Oh, my God, there's really money in here. 我知道

I know.

怪女孩你在干嘛啊

Weird Girl, what are you doing?

别我要送给你我不想要

No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.

不我得送点东西给你

No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.

不没关系你不用

No, that's fine, you don't..

你要我的锡纸帽吗

Would you like my tin-foil hat?

不你需要它

No. 'Cause you need that.

不用了谢谢

No, it's okay, thanks.

求你了让我表示一下吧

Please, let me do something.

好这样吧

Okay, alright, I'll tell you what,

你请我喝汽水我们就扯平了好吗

you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay? -好吧 -很好

- Okay. - Okay.

不用找了

Keep the change.

谢谢你莉琪

Thanks, Lizzie.

你真的不要椒盐卷饼吗

Sure you don't wanna pretzel?

-不不用了谢谢 -回见

- No, I'm fine.Thanks. - See ya.

大拇指

A thumb?!

我知道我知道

I know! I know,