英语小品2
英语小品剧本
剧本一：四人表演剧本甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here. 甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to findan excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to yourprogress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!剧本二：海的女儿DAUGHTER OF THE SEA Character :小人鱼、王子、巫婆、龙王、龙母、公主、牧师、人鱼姐姐（5人）旁白、群众演员（舞）故事内容：旁白：Deep in the sea ,there lived the sea king ,who had been a widower formany years and his aged mother kept house for him and took care of his six daughters ,who were very happy and pretty .She always told them something :龙母：The flowers of the land are beautiful ,and trees of the forest aregreen ,and birds can sing so sweetly女儿们：When can we rise up out of the sea ?龙母: when you have reached your fifteenth year !You can see the rocks in the moon light ,while the great slips are sailing by; and then you will see both forests and towns.女儿们：oh how wonderful !旁白：How time flies ! Five of these daughters had reached out of the sea , and saw many beautiful things.大女儿：oh , what a beautiful day !I can hear the music ,I can play with ship .I see the big animals on the shore. That’s horse !二女儿：wa ho …The sun looks like a flower .The color of the sun is red .Who painted the wonderful sun ?三女儿：where is it? Oh I rise up .I see the children playing on shore .I want to play with them.四女儿：oh ,I arrive another world .It is different from my home .But I’m afraid of whales.五女儿：What a surprise! All the world is white .In the deep sea, there aremany kinds of flowers .but why there are many white flowers. Oh, no! It’s snow.大女儿：Although the scene is wonderful .But our home is the best .女儿们：Yes…We must go home !(五个女儿退场，小人鱼上场)旁白：Today ,the youngest daughter was fifteen, too.小人鱼：Oh, I can rise out of the sea .What’s that ?Maybe it is an interesting thing ? Oh, on ! It’s a man .But why he lies on the shore .Wake up! Wake up…王子：Where am I ? What’s wrong ?小人鱼：You met a storm .So I brought you here !王子：so you have saved me ?小人鱼：yes !王子：what’s your name ?小人鱼：my name is summary.旁白：they have been together for several days and now they fall in love with each other .but they have to part.王子：I must go home .the people need me ! I want to take you with me!小人鱼：(crying)no, I ’m just a fish. If I have a chance .I ‘be a human being . Remember me!（王子退场，龙王龙母上场）小人鱼：dear father and grandmother I have fallen in love with a human being .I want to be with him !龙王：no way ! You are a fish .he is a human being !If you go with him .you will not be happy .龙母：that’s right ,my dear !It is not possible!小人鱼：（crying）dad , grandmother I beg you ! I beg you !龙王：(angry)no,no.（龙王龙母下场。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语搞笑小品剧本
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), C a n d y(C),P o l i c e m a n(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t k now why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
英语小品剧本
《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。
Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。
Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。
Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。
Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。
迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。
Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。
Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。
汤姆，你继续。
Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。
你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。
Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。
其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语小品
武松打虎Part One: drinking wine! Action!武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! （加进舞蹈）The girl is dangerous.潘金莲：You just mistake me. I am the most beautiful and pretty women in the street!(pretty women音乐响起）,your brother is gone. I will go back to my hometown to spend my life. Good night, ladies and gentlemen!(潘金莲退场）武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。
武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough.小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.武松：Anything to eat?小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?武松：Ten pizzas, please.小二: Here you are!武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒武松喝了，却是不再倒了）武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me?服务员！怎么不倒酒了？小二：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。
英语小品
《Psychology sharing》角色分配：Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4正文对白（无旁白）D1、D2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang University.D1: We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you meet. D2: Study, emotion, love, whatever in your daily life.D1、D2: And we will provide as much as we can to help you overcome the peak in your mind.Section1:D1: You look so down, poor boy.P1: I can’t believe that. (低声默念)D1: Pardon me please. I will try to catchit this time.P1: I can’t believe that! （大声嚷出）D1: Got it.（低声无奈）But, what’s the matter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you thought. P1: But it really is. I have never imagined this shamed<羞耻的> thing occurs to me and I have no dignity<尊严> to face everyone surrounding me. I’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop from4.9 to 4.8 this term.（双手抱头作绝望状）D1: Oh, my goodness! I have to take back my words; you are not a poor boy…（低声无奈）You know, I have only got once 4.0, while, in a math-class dream.（难为情）P1: What a poor boy! （捂脸作无奈状）D1: However, I still lead a happy life. One thing you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and there must exist<存在> something more meaningful. Put down those endless exercises and go outside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of college.P1: I’ll take a risk. Thank you.D1: Good luck to you. You need a new life.Section2:D1: What’s your problem?P2: I find myself useless.D1: What happened? Maybe I can give you a favor.P2: I noticed her at the first sight. I tried to know everything about her, her major; her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默状）D1: You mean your hidden love? Because you never talk to her!P2: Sorry, I can’t make it.（惭愧状）You know, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one year except my mother on the phone!D1: Well…（无奈状）You really need more practice. Now try to imagine me as your dreaming girl.P2: If she looks like the same as you, I guess I’ll never talk to her.D1: （自取其辱状）I mean, just imagine and try.P2: Imagine…（假想陶醉状）Darling! Do you know how I love you! I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charming<迷人的> smile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in hand.Believe me, I’m your future. I will devote whatever I have in loving you. Give me a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉状）（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1吓得神魂错乱，起身逃离现场，P2紧追不舍并保持陶醉状）Section3:P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈绝望状）D2: Hey, man, cheer up! What’s the matter?P3: I joined the Student Union of our school and I was set in a working group including a pretty girl. We stay connection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the assignment.And I always consider her just as a companion at work. But my girlfriend doesn’t believe that.D2: What a pity! Have your girlfriend evercome cross you two together?P3: Never...（作犹豫状）Except for yesterday...D2: Then what happened?P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜状）D2: Do you love her now? （此句及下句要说清，下段有铺垫，重音一定要加强）P3: Of course the answer is yes, that is why I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.D2: Perhaps it was all caused by her compulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her words.P3: …. （默许点头，轻轻离座，坐在离主表演台较近的地方不要离开）Section4:P4: （哭泣状，声音哽咽）I should have given him the chance to explain. I was so annoyed and compulsive that time, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gave to me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experience with him. It was my fault but I can't own him anymore.D2: Do you love him now?P4: Of course the answer is yes, that is why I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.D2: Oh, what the hell! You are definitely<显然的> the couple. Then follow me, quickly, he can’t be so far from here. （推门而出，发现P3就坐在外面）P3: I heard what you had said in. I love you, honey.P4: I will never let it go.（P3与P4相拥许久，D1用手机播放My heart will go on最好多几个手机不然声音太小）全体: Welcome to share your problem.my fault but I can’t own him anymore.。
英语小品剧本3篇
英语小品剧本3篇英语小品剧本3一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了许多惊奇的事情。
烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。
CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I〞m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there〞s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you〞re going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, I〞m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You〞re probably not married since you〞re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Um...miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don〞t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What...what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I〞ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You〞re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must bevery tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. It〞s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: We〞re almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Aren〞t you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It〞s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right... well, the total is one hundred twentydollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: Hey...Hey. Be careful, there〞s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Hum...your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh.. .. e on, don〞t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don〞t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: .... I don〞t want to do this ...really... but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail...I really have no choice.Tommy: Don〞t be so sad.... Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!Tommy: But...but...but....Robber: Just hand it to me or I〞ll become a really bad guy!!Tommy: I don〞t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and....Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But...sir....I got a robber in my back....Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But...Police officer: Here〞s your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn〞t drive fast enough, she〞d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over....what!! She〞s gone; she was here just now....Police officer: See....your lie is stupid... Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: I〞m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone〞s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um...can you say it more clearly? I don〞t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um... it〞s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. It〞s very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! You〞ve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: That〞s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don〞t see any houses around. By the way, it〞s so dark here.Ghost student: Don〞t be so surprised. We〞re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: Um...The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That〞s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um... What〞s this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!...This is...ghost money...(screaming)。
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