英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒（5篇范例）
英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒（5篇范例）第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play----Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine.Let’s have a rest later.Look!There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。
老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。
（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
英语话剧《三打白骨精》剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE:But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S:Fat Pig!E:Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J:But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T:Em…….It is a problem.Wuk ong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走) T:Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enoug h.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T 头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......。
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。
英文版——大话西游剧本。
英文版——大话西游剧本。
第一篇：英文版——大话西游剧本。
人物：T唐僧S孙悟空Z猪八戒S沙僧B白骨精N哪吒第一幕（背景：三打白骨精后孙悟空爱上白骨精，但始终未将恋情公开，总是私下约会）（两人同时从舞台两边往中间走并说台词，背景音乐：上海滩）B：Monkey brother！（说三遍）S：Jing jing sister！（说三遍）S：What were you doing in Sanya？ B：T o see the snow！S：WOW!It must be very beautiful！！Do you make snow man for me？ B：Yes of course。
Because I love you。
Do you love me？S：Of course，too。
I love you forever。
B：Why not you tell your master the truth？S：Because I have no money no house no car and Bible。
Do you want to waiting for me？B: e……(孙手机响了，接电话时立刻抛到一边，音乐：金箍棒，电话里传来师傅的声音)T：What are you doing？（东北口气）I am hungry!Come back soon.S:haiyi（立刻绷直身子）B：What are you doing？ S：Sweetheart I must go now!B:If you want to go and never come back.Heng！(二人相视僵持一秒)（慢慢转身，但未舍得离开，白骨精见其转身伤心离去）（背景音乐：天空之城）第二幕（沙僧八戒唐僧把行李放在旁边席地而坐，悟空回来了）T：A mi tuo fo!Ba jie do you know where we are now? S:Ba jie map!(猪八戒逃出来递给孙悟空，孙悟空递给唐僧)Look!master.T：Ba jie how many times I have told you?Not bring these pictures of girls with you!(看了一眼照片)WOW！Such a beautiful girl!(横了一眼八戒)But！I told you many times!Color is nothing,nothing is color!Map!Z：(八戒递过去)We have arrived in White Tiger mountain.I amhungry I want eat something.S:(揪猪的耳朵)Yellow pig!T:(唐僧沙僧相识一眼，一起说)Actually,We are hungry too.Z：Look,master is hungry too.T:Don’t forget you eat all（语气拉长）my KFC.S:OK, I will go right now。
英语剧本
英语小品剧本-- 孙悟空vs猪八戒（2）作者：佚名来源：本站整理发布时间：2007-7-14 14:11:02减小字体增大字体小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。
Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？Darling. Why did you go up there?小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。
That's your fault.八戒：对不起，娘子。
对不起，娘子。
S orry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。
我们就休息一下吧！Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。
只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。
Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。
三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文
❖ 再说你怎么样？
❖ E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). ❖ 我帮你抓虱子。 ❖ S: Hm! ❖ 哼！ ❖ T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could
you go to get me some food? ❖ 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ ❖ E: You see , boss is hungry,too! ❖ 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！
idea?
❖ S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
❖ 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）
❖ J: This is…..?
❖ S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
❖ 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！
❖ E: But……
❖ 但是……
❖ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
❖ 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？
❖ E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
Three Times’ Beating Monster.
三打白骨精
T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老
英语 舞台剧本 西游记 红孩儿 The Red Boy
孙悟空:盯着远方山看说到: A red cloud keeps appearing over those mountains, there must be a demon ahead.唐僧(紧张的说)：The road leads right into those mountains。
孙悟空点了点头：we must be careful. 他掏出他的金箍棒，沙和尚拿出他的。
八戒也拿出他的靶子，一群人拿出各自地武器小心翼翼的前行。
红孩儿坐在山顶上看着一群人逐渐接近红孩儿自言自语说到：The Tang Monk has finally arrived at my mountain. I’ve heard that eating just one bite of him will make me live forever他再次看了一下唐僧他们一群人。
说到：Oh--oh, the monk’s companions have theirs weapons out, they probably saw my red cloud, i will have to trick them with a disguise.红孩儿把自己打扮成一个受到惊吓的小孩。
然后沿着山下走去，坐在路边哭泣着等着。
不久之后师徒四人来到了红孩儿附近，唐僧看到小男孩便从马上下来。
悟空警告的说到。
孙悟空说到：Master, that’s a demon,唐僧对着悟空大声吼道：he is just a scared little boy，唐僧走到红孩儿面前，问道：what’s wrong?红孩儿：My family was attacked by robbers, please help me.孙悟空大声喊道：I know what you are。
You are a demon, i won’t let you eat the Tang Monk. 红孩儿：看上去害怕极了：唐僧：Wukong，you are scaring him.孙悟空悲伤的语气：master，you are being a fool again。
英语话剧 剧本 三打白骨精
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悟空：那里有妖精，师傅，不要去那里。我们走别的路吧。 S:The monster is there. Master, let’s take the other way. 唐僧：明明是一个老头，哪来的妖精 T:Be quiet!He’s really an old man, not a monster. 唐僧：老施主，我们是去往西天取经的和尚，经过此地，想在此歇息一阵，不知方便否？ T:Sir, we’re monks.We’ll go to the west. 老头：东土高僧前来，老朽自然高兴。只是今天早上我女儿外出送饭，至今未回，老伴出去寻找也不见踪影，不知 高僧一路上是否看到？ B: I’m glad to see you! Did you see my daughter and wife? 八戒：你看，你看，都说不是妖怪，都怪这猴哥，把他们全打死了。 Z:Look. I have told you that they were not monsters. It’s the monkey’s fault. 老头：什么？我的女儿和老伴都被这猴子打死了？ 还我的女儿和老伴来。这位师傅，你怎么有这样的徒弟？还敢去西天取经？ B:What? My daughter and wife were killed by the monkey? Bring them back to me. Sir, how can you be his master? How dare you go to the west? 唐僧：施主，你没事吧！ T：Sir, are you okay?
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• 唐僧：你这泼猴，怎么不问一问就打？即便是妖精，出家人也不应杀生，这 次教训一下你，如若再犯，定和你断绝师徒关系。 • T:We shouldn’t kill anybody even if it’s a monster. If you do it again. Don’t call me master any more. • 悟空：师傅，师傅 师傅。 • S:Master,master master! • 八戒：前面有户人家，我们去那里歇息吧。 • Z:There’s a house over there. Let’s go and have a rest.
三打白骨精根据网上改编英文剧本带翻译 5人
Beating A Monster for Three Times人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?阿弥陀佛，咱们这是在哪儿啊？孙悟空: Bajie, map!八戒，地图！猪八戒: (摸出，递给S)孙悟空: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）请看，师父~唐僧: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring th ese pictures!八戒！跟你说了你多少次了，别随身带着这些图片！猪八戒: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦，师父！原谅我、、、唐僧: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.这玩意儿到西天之前我都帮你收着。
猪八戒: But……但是、、、唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色。
地图？猪八戒: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.这儿呢。
恩、、、我们这是到了白虎山啦！哎呀，我肚子饿的走不动了。
孙悟空: Fat Pig!肥猪！猪八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will……….猴头！你要是敢再说这俩字，我就，我就、、、孙悟空: You will what(凶相)?你就干嘛？猪八戒: (软)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我就帮你抓虱子。
三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧
Monkey Subdues the White-bone DemonRoles:Monkey King(M) 猴哥Pig (P) 八戒Tangseng(T) 唐僧Shaseng(S) 沙僧White-bone Demon(W) 白骨精White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G) 年轻女孩Old Lady(L) 老妇人Fortune teller(F) 先知Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon. And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming. 师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。
（1桃花朵朵开）（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood! You look so well today!W: Aha, of cause! A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old! What a precious opportunity for me it is! I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area! (让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food! See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)P: hey, master! Have you got the smell of a beautyT: Absolutely! Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!G: How do you do, lovely monks My name is snow white. You must be hungry after such a long journey. Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl! Baby, I do hungry very much! Shall we eat the bread togetherS: I think she may be a demon! Be careful, pig!（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome. Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple G: yes, I’d love to!（音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。