海绵宝宝第72集英文台词

72*Wishing You Well*

蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!

Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.

蟹老板：Yeah Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the... This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.

Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.

Harold: All my wishes have already come true.

Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)

蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing

Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.

Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.

蟹老板：And then what

Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.

Lady Fish: It's fun!

蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun That's the greatest gag ever.

Harold: Can we have our quarter back now (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)

章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready

海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.

章鱼哥： I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.

海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.

章鱼哥： Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.

蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.

海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here Wow!

章鱼哥： Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday

蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic

海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic (walks off)

章鱼哥： No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.

海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for

章鱼哥： To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.

海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited This is really gonna help people. Music: "Down The Well"