英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
英语短剧剧本适合5个人第一幕：Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B： Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B： That' s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G： You are so nice to me.女：我们分着吃吧。
G： Let us eat it together , ok?男：我吃过了。
（喂给女生吃了。
）B： Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G： It tastes so delicious. Let' s go to the library and read books.男：好的，走吧。
B： Ok, let' s go.第二幕：After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
最新搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie<Beautiful Life>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过<美丽人生>吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。
最新五人英语短剧剧本The-Lost-Youth(迷失的青春)与4人至6人英语话剧剧本Be-a-Good-Lover剧本
五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t bel ieve it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends wi th beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Ki ki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relax ing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs wil l destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourse lf. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。
英语搞笑短剧剧本 5。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Ba jie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have a ny idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,pl ease don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......(谢幕)。
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。
五人英语短剧剧本
五人英语短剧剧本场景1五人英语短剧剧本Cathy 秦Susan 桂Angel and Servant 孔Evil and Clerk 周Aside 傅SummaryCathy很苗条，Susan很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.Scene I(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?Susan: I’m not doing well.Cathy: Why not?Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen：['?bd?men]腹部 looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen：['?bd?men].)Cathy: But it is tender 柔软的and makes me feel content.Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)Why are you not me and I am not you?(Susan seems to intend doing something.)Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. T hat’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)Susan: We begin planning right away.Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.接着下一幕，尽请期待......。
搞笑英文多人剧本
Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。
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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
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英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》
演员:A—— ,B—— ,C—— ,D—— ,旁白——编剧: 摄影:
后期制作:
插曲:场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具:一份报纸，最好是英文癿，,三份试卷，白纸即可，,100元,64元找零,布娃娃，场景一:未定空地____5个人都到, 拍摄，
旁白:One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天,几个年轻人想叫外卖吃，直接录旁白,念完时候镜头落在四个人身上， A: let’s get takeout ,please?，旁白念完直接开始，
B:why not? I like it .，开心,满足，
C:It's up to you .(看着A，
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巳,卖关子，
A:go on ,please，请求语气，
D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制,这次找个人请客吧，扫一眼大家,继续卖关子，C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求，D:(笑，OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ! 我们每人讲一个笑话,如果不能把其他人逗笑,就买单哦。
，得意，A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手,异口同声，
A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling
her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧,题目是“我很高兴”。
一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴癿重要性。
现在,她说，切到场景二,到一个教室,或有椅子的地方,把笑话表演出来,, 拍，旁
白:Now, she said现在,她说
赵雪:children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？
王鹏:teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。
赵雪:Well done. Who was that?做得好,是谁呢？
王鹏:My granny.我奶奶。
赵雪:Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴癿。
王鹏:Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three
hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!是这样癿,老师。
我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。
然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。
’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’
，切回场景一,BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心,，
A:oh, i got it !我做到了，很开心，
B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑，A: I……，要解释,被B拦下，
B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specia
l occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉癿提醒。
(切换场景三,移至餐厅或有椅子的地方, 拍摄,，
B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念癿早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:，录旁白形式，
双:"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for
exactly 35 years?"“亲爱癿,你意识到我们在这两个相同癿座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我:
田:"So, you want to switch seats?"“因此,你想交换座位吗？”
，切回场景一,ACD哈哈大笑中,，
B:so, i got it,(对C，maybe you will like the man in the future (笑，it‘s your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑，,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈癿孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁癿女儿和她癿表妹在一起癿时候,总要招来大乱。
一个星期六,我开始抗议了。
，切至场景四,某空地, 拍摄，
: "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing,
tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。
” ，转身要走，,
双:“come on ,MengMeng,let's get dirty . "“来, ,我们来把自己弄脏吧。
” ，切回场景一,ABD哈哈笑，
B:OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D，only you left
D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一坑钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天,教授正在给学生们监考。
，切场景五,至教室, 拍摄，
D(旁白形式，:He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。
，轩演教授, 坐中间, 演学生,考试时, 左顾右盼很着急,交卷子时, 左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.，Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷。
教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票,还有一张纸条写着:“一分一坑钱。
”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ,said,第二堂课,教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。
走到那个旁, 田:”here are your test and $64 change“这是你癿试卷还有64坑钱癿找零。
，邱大囧，
(切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋)
D:well,my treat(很无奈)OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开) (ABC终于放声大笑，落幕)。