英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子

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所谓pun,通常是指利用一个单词的两个含义,或者利用两个特定的单词,达到“一语双关”的目的。

比如下面第一句话,其中的grave有两个含义,一个是“严肃的”(形容词),一个是“坟墓”(名词),因此这句话的意思是:他不是一个严肃的人,除非他躺到坟墓里,才能严肃起来。

再比如下面第二句话,其中的pray(祈祷)和prey(捕食),发音相同,外形相似,因此这句话的意思是:他们今天为你祈祷,明天就会加害于你。

这就是两个典型的pun。

①He is not a grave man until he is a grave man.②They pray for you today and prey on you tomorrow.刚才我去网上检索了一下,找到一个国外网站评选的2003年十大pun,我从中挑选了三个比较简单的,给各位介绍一下,如果您能看懂、听懂,肯定会觉得pun很有意思。

①He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.他违章超速驾驶,结果将昂贵的名车撞到树上,他终于看到他的奔驰车(Mercedes)是怎样撞弯(bends)的。

这句话的幽默之处是将Mercedes Benz(奔驰车)中的Benz,故意改写成bends。

②Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.这句话乍一看,好象是说:时光像箭一样飞逝,水果像香蕉一样飞逝。

其实这句话后半部分的真正意思是:果蝇喜欢吃香蕉,也就是fruit flies/like/a banana。

③A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.这句话的表面意思是:自行车自己站不起来,因为它只有两个轮胎(two-tyred)。

而这句话的另外一个意思是:这辆自行车被它的主人骑了很长时间,它现在太累了(too tired)。

英语中有趣的双关语

英语中有趣的双关语

英语中有趣的双关语所谓pun,通常是指利用一个单词的两个含义,或者利用两个特定的单词,达到“一语双关”的目的。

比如下面第一句话,其中的grave有两个含义,一个是“严肃的”(形容词),一个是“坟墓”(名词),因此这句话的意思是:他不是一个严肃的人,除非他躺到坟墓里,才能严肃起来。

再比如下面第二句话,其中的pray(祈祷)和prey(捕食),发音相同,外形相似,因此这句话的意思是:他们今天为你祈祷,明天就会加害于你。

这就是两个典型的pun。

①He is not a grave man until he is a grave man.②They pray for you today and prey on you tomorrow.国外一个网站评选的2003年十大pun,下面是其中的三个例子,如果您能看懂、听懂,肯定会觉得pun很有意思。

①He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.他违章超速驾驶,结果将昂贵的名车撞到树上,他终于看到他的奔驰车(Mercedes)是怎样撞弯(bends)的。

这句话的幽默之处是将Mercedes Benz(奔驰车)中的Benz,故意改写成bends。

②Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.这句话乍一看,好象是说:时光像箭一样飞逝,水果像香蕉一样飞逝。

其实这句话后半部分的真正意思是:果蝇喜欢吃香蕉,也就是fruit flies/like/a banana。

③A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.这句话的表面意思是:自行车自己站不起来,因为它只有两个轮胎(two-tyred)。

而这句话的另外一个意思是:这辆自行车被它的主人骑了很长时间,它现在太累了(too tired)。

英式幽默句子成分

英式幽默句子成分

英式幽默句子成分1. 自嘲的幽默:我今天好像迷路了,就在我的身体上!2. 双关语幽默:为什么懒惰的人总是被遗忘?因为懒得记得他们的名字!3. 讽刺幽默:别害怕失败,失败是成功之母,只不过成功的爸爸太单身!4. 反向逻辑幽默:如果你不想去上学,就告诉妈妈你想上学,她就不会让你去了!5. 推理幽默:为什么月亮总是比太阳想要晚上出来?因为它怕被晒黑!6. 现实幽默:有一天我穿越时间回到过去,别人问我是时光机吗?我却说,不,我是时光机里的穿越者!7. 奇怪的逻辑幽默:我们为什么总是为了看清楚一些东西,把它拿到阳光下观察,而不是拿到夜晚的月光下?8. 夸张幽默:我腿上的肌肉太壮了,一只蚊子咬到了就被噎死了!9. 偷换概念幽默:钱确实买不到幸福,但是可以买到巧克力,而巧克力让我感到幸福!10. 牵强幽默:有一天我在干坏事的时候,一只猫突然叫了一声“喵”,吓得我差点没把玩具丢到天上去!11. 反讽幽默:你最好没有什么梦想,这样你就不会失望了!12. 对比幽默:有人说我什么都没做好,我只好对他说,至少我做得比你好,你连做什么都不会!13. 弱化幽默:我真羡慕那些不用破费脑细胞就能出错的人!14. 反问幽默:为什么月亮是圆的?因为如果是方的就会被带走用来砖头!15. 词语游戏幽默:猪说,明天会比今天好吗?我想摇下车窗对它说,不会,因为你是只猪!16. 剧情转折幽默:曾几何时,有一个人站在马桶边上大声地唱歌,可惜卫生棉的音质太差,没什么人能听到!17. 荒诞幽默:我去了一家鸡店,试着点一只雄鸡,结果服务员说,我们的鸡是没有性别的!18. 句子断裂幽默:我不是不高,只是没长到别人那么高……的水平!19. 模仿幽默:昨天我模仿一棵树,可没人认出我来,因为我是穿着皮质外套的那颗树!20. 情景幽默:我怕黑,所以每天都穿着眼镜睡觉,就算有人闯进来,只要他对我说:“你别动,我可以看到你!”我就能保持安静了!。

英语中有趣的双关语归纳

英语中有趣的双关语归纳

英语中有趣的双关语归纳【范文一】最近我在学习英语时,发现其中有一种形式的语言,叫做双关语。

双关语指的是一种以同音或近音词语,通过语言上或逻辑上的双重意义,产生幽默效果或增加语言语感的修辞技巧。

下面,让我们一起来了解一些有趣的双关语。

1. Why was the math book sad?It had too many problems.2. Why did the bicycle fall over?It was two tired.3. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they’re so good at it.4. Why was 10 afraid of 7?Because 7, 8, 9.5. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing.这些双关语虽然简短,却很有趣,让人忍不住会心一笑。

通过这些例子,我们可以看出双关语的特点:首先,双关语的意思具有多义性,能够产生幽默效果;其次,双关语依靠语音和语境上的差异达到双关的效果,增加了音韵和音乐性,让语言更富有节奏感。

因为双关语的特殊性,很多时候我们需要根据语境去理解双关语的双重含义。

这就要求我们不仅要有丰富的词汇知识,还需要在真实的语言交际中,不断地训练语感,理解语言的逻辑和情境,体会到语言所蕴含的文化和历史信息。

【要点分析】写作重点:本篇作文首先介绍了双关语的概念和特征,然后列举了一些有趣的例子,最后对双关语的理解提出了自己的见解。

整篇文章主要针对双关语进行简单的介绍和解释,对读者的英语阅读有启发作用。

用词分析:本文的词汇较为简单,适合初学者阅读,例如:介绍→ introduce,语言→ language,修辞→ rhetoric,多义性→ ambiguity等。

【范文二】在英语世界中,双关语常被用于口语和文字的表达中。

2019年英语语义双关的例子

2019年英语语义双关的例子

2019年英语语义双关的例子篇一:有趣的英语双关语PunsPuns例句:1.OnSundaytheyprayforyouandonMondaypreyonyou.星期天他们为你祈祷,星期一他们却向你榨取。

2.Sevendayswithoutwatermakesoneweak(week).七天不喝水,虚的拉不动腿。

Homonyms['h?m?nims]:Whyisanemptypursealwaysthesame?Becausethereisneveranychangeinit.钱包为什么老是瘪的?因为它里面从来就没有零钱。

Polysemy[,p?li'si:mi,p?'lis?mi,'p?lisi:mi]Weeatwhatwecanandwhatwecan’twecan.我们能吃的就吃,不能吃的就做成罐头。

Asteismus岐解双关(asteismus)即后者在回答前者的话时有意(无意)地曲解原意,造成不同理解,进而形成岐解双关。

1.Aprofessortappedonhisdeskandshouted:“Gentlemen,order!”Theentireclassyelled“Beer!”一位教授敲着桌子喊道:“先生们,安静!”全班同学异口同声地喊“啤酒”。

双关语的语义范围双关语为世界各国人民所喜爱和使用。

在汉语中,双关语的例证比比皆是。

双关语既可用于故事、笑话、谜语、儿歌等,又可以用于正式场合,表达严肃的思想和深邃的感情。

(一)广告GiveyourhairatouchofSpring.给你的头发洒满春色,让你的头发富有弹性。

(二)笑话What’sthedifferencebetweenasoldierandayounggirl?Onepowderstheface,theotherfacesthepowder.一个士兵和一个年轻姑娘的区别是什么?一个往脸上抹粉,一个面对火药。

一句话英文笑话

一句话英文笑话

一句话英文笑话1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!为什么科学家不信任原子?因为它们构成了一切!("make up everything" 既可以理解为构成一切,也可以理解为编造一切)解释:这是一种双关语,"make up everything" 既指构成物质,也暗指编造谎言。

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.我告诉我的妻子她应该接受自己的错误。

她给了我一个拥抱。

解释:这是一种双关语,"embrace her mistakes" 既可以理解为接受错误,也可以理解为拥抱错误。

3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!自行车为什么会倒下?因为它太累了!("two-tired" 有两重意思,一是两个轮胎,二是累了)解释:这是一种双关语,"two-tired" 既指两个轮胎,也指疲劳。

4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.我正在读一本关于反重力的书。

放不下。

("uplifting" 有两重意思,一是振奋人心,二是上升)解释:这是一种双关语,"uplifting" 既指令人振奋,也指向上升。

5. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.你听说过有幽闭恐惧症的宇航员吗?他只是需要一点空间。

英语笑话-妙趣横生的双关语

英语笑话-妙趣横生的双关语

英语笑话
妙趣横生的双关语
英语中的双关语随处可见,尤其在广告语中的更常见,使广告更加俏皮、幽默、生动形象,从而增强广告的说服力,使产品形象深入人心。

如:
美国有一家眼镜公司的产品牌子是OIC,读作Oh, I see.
这则广告生动地运用了谐音双关,这三个大写字母形状像眼镜,同时,这个广告语又表达了视力不佳的人戴上这个品牌的眼镜后看见清晰的世界的喜悦之情,真是一则富有感染力的广告。

再比如一则海滨浴场的广告语:
More sun and air for your son and your heir .
我们这里有充足的阳光,清新的空气,这对您的儿子——您事业和财产的继承人——大有裨益。

这则广告巧妙地利用sun,son和air,heir这两组同音异义词,使广告读起来朗朗上口,从而吸引。

英语双关语笑话23篇 English Puns

英语双关语笑话23篇 English Puns

英语双关语笑话23篇English PunsThree tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him --(STAMPS on the ground)-- and says:catch up.There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).Submitted by David TriminghamA man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?" The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."Submitted by Aleksander EriksenI was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.Submitted by Carcelli's familyA woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly.A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"Submitted by: Britt Bolving HansenTwo friends meet and one of them says:"I've taught my dog how to speak English!""That's impossible", says the other man."Dogs don't speak!""It's true! I'll show you." He turns to his dog, "How's the situation in England?"The dog answers: "Rough, rough."Submitted by: Alexandra PedroOne day an English grammar teacher was looking ill.A student asked, "What's the matter?""Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt.The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter... ?"Submitted by: FredricTeacher:Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!Rumiko:Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.Teacher:How can you get more money?Rumiko:The weather report said we would have some change in our weather! Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse"Boyfriend:What is your favorite music group?Girlfriend:I love U2!Boyfriend:I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?Submitted by PhyllisA horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So what's with the long face?" Submitted by Joe Cohen Sped TeacherI hear this new cemetry is very popular. People are just dying to get in. Submitted by Glen AshOne day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb.When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper.The men asked:"What are you doing with all of your great works of music?" Mozart repied, "I'm decomposing!".Submitted by Marcia VillasanaThere is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish to ask the fairy to return and give him three more wishes.The fairy complies and says: "You can call me whenever you want.""How can I call you. Please tell me your name." the man says."My name is Nuff," says the fairy."Well", says the man "That is an odd name. I have never heard of it before."The fairy replies, "Surely you will have heard of Fairy Nuff." (fair enough)Submitted by: Uli (Paderborn, Germany)[This one works best when spoken aloud.]Once upon a time a mother skunk had two children named "In" and "Out". They were very active children and whenever In was in, Out was out. When Out was in, In was out.One day when Out was in and In was out, the mother skunk said "Out, go out and find In and tell In to come in." Out went out to find In to bring In back in. Within a minute, Out came back in from going out and Out brought In right back in.Amazed, the mother skunk said, "Out, you just went out to find In and brought In right back in! How did you do it?"To this, Out replied "Instinct!" [In stinked]Submitted by Walter LoweWhat's the difference between white socks and red socks?(Students will most likely answer the color)Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another:The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!Submitted by:Rolando SilvaIn London, one man to another:A:"You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"B:"Oh, really?"A:"No, O'Reilly"Submitted by:Scalmo (Italy)A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half pint for Tiny, his lizard.The barman looks a little taken aback but serves him and Tiny. Finally, curiosity gets the better of him;Barman: Why do you call him Tiny?Man: Because he's my newt.It pays to be prepared to teach newt, lizard and minute afterwards, but expect a few groans as the penny drops!Submitted by Andy Harvey, Solihull College, UK.A useful one on homophones :Once upon a time, somewhere in Europe, a family with three sons lived on a farm. As the farm was too small to support all of them, and the parents were not yet ready to retire, the sons decided to emigrate to South America, where they bought a ranch and raised beef cattle.Question: So what did they call their ranch?Answer: They called it "Focus", because that's where the sun's rays meet (sons raise meat).Submitted by: Jacky AmarThis is the same joke as above, but an earlier submission and worded differently.Three brothers started a cattle ranch out west. They were very successfull, but could not agree what to call their ranch. They finally agreed to wire their father back east and abide by his decision. He replied at once they should call it "focus". They did so, but now argued endlessly about why he had given them that name. They sent him another wire to ask why that name. He replied, "Simple, because focus is where the sun's rays meet (son's raise meat)."Submitted by Don HolzworthA:How do you like your new job at the cemetery?B:I quit after a week. I found the work too frustrating.A:What happened?B:No matter what I said to the customers, they were always dead right! Submitted by Bob Burgel, VancouverThere were two spies escaping from the enemy over the Alps into neutral Switzerland during the war. As they began to feel safe, one spy starts to tell the other what he found out in enemy territory. The other tells him to speak quietly. "Why?", asks his friend a little perplexed. "There's nobody around for miles. I could scream and not a soul would hear us up here.....!""Ah," replied the other,"haven't you heard? There are mountain ears?" (mountaineers)Submitted by Paddy Greenleaf, teacher IH Viseu, PortugalLynn:Tom's always running into cars in front of him at traffic lights making dents.Max:Is he really? A wreckless type, huh? What does he do for a living? Lynn:He is a dent-ist.(If the student can also speak Japanese, then continue the joke.)Max: I suppose he's had to pay a lot in damages.Lynn: No. He usually says "sorry" and gets away with it.Max: Don't they complain?Lynn: It may be strange, but they don't.Max: What are they afraid of?Lynn: They're afraid of shikaeshi from the dentist!(For those of you who don't speak Japanese, "shikaeshi" means revenge or getting back at someone while "shikaishi," which sounds similar, refers to a dentist.)Submitted by Seiichi Nakada, Pu.D (a doctor of punology)A:Did you hear about the guy with the corduroy pillow?B:No, I didn't.A:Really? It made headlines!Submitted by Dale Ehrlich; Seoul, Korea。

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英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子,现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型,以供参考,据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。

1. Money is not everything. Ther e's Mastercar d and Visa.
钞票不是万能的,毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They ar e so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, ther e is a woman. And behind every unsucc essful man, ther e ar e two or mor e.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they bec ome otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a r elative ter m. It brings so many r elatives.
成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the wor k till tomorrow what you c an put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in bac kseats c ause c hildr en.
后座上的小孩会生出意外,后座上的意外会生出小孩。

12. "Your future depends on your dr eams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以,还是再睡一会吧。

13. Ther e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

14. Har d wor k never killed any body.But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢?
15. “Wor k fascinates me.“ I c an look at it for hour s!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

16. God made relatives; Thank God we c an c hoose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17. When two’s c ompany, thr ee’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18. A dr ess is like a barbed fence. It pr otects the pr emises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19. The mor e you learn, the mor e you know, The mor e you know, the mor e you for get.The mor e you for get, the less you know. So why bother to lear n.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

Joke of Today
Press bell
Passing an offic e building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She
did so, and after sever al m inutes she heard the watchman clomping (踏着重步)down the stairs. The unifor med men pr oc eeded to unloc k first one gate, then another, shut down the alar m system, and finally made his way through the r evolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you c an't ring it yourself."。

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