英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王

英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles:太子丹;XXX;XXX妻;谋士XXX;莫愁;旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country,in this crazy country there were some crazy people。

trying to show thecrazy history by crazy ways。

Mr Jingke was the most XXX kill king of Qing。

“Yingzheng”。

But finally he failed。

Doyou want to know what happened at that time。

Okay。

next show will XXX.Action IXXX(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状):Mirror。

mirror。

tell me。

who isthe most pretty man in the world。

(画外音:It’s you。

Prince Dan。

太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror。

(面对观众) I’m Prince Dan。

the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world。

But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy。

I feel hewill kill me if mirror told him the truth。

I amso scared。

So what can I do。

(向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?XXX(毕恭毕敬) : Honey。

I am coming.t old you again and again that you should call me “mymost beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!have a good idea。

We can find a hero to killYingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~。

What is the most XXX。

XXX!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才～这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) Good idea。

But who is the right candidate?screening I have two promising persons on hand。

One isMiss LiMoChou。

the other is Mr JinKe。

Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1killer of the world.太子:Well。

show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?.Action II (《十面埋伏》中XXX&XXX决斗时的音乐)you Li mochou?.Jingke。

you know。

I will let you know I am the XXX’ world.you challenging me?course。

(耸耸肩透露表现赞成)on!(音乐起)两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

”XXX倒地，XXX大笑XXX痛楚状:What happened。

Why aren’t you h urt?XXX: We don't need any reason to win a person。

Don't we。

Do we。

(赢一小我需求理由么，不需要么，需要么,)always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates。

Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get." I got it。

Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?荆柯:Fine。

thank you。

and you?XXX:Oh my God。

Could you give me an XXX “Howare you”?!are you?荆柯:Fine。

thank you。

and your wife?XXX晕倒kidding!kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card,please?XXX从兜里取出一卷纸，上面写着: “To be or not to be。

that's aquestion.”need your help.XXX:I am busy now!can get a lot of money.XXX:I am very busy now!card?XXX:I am very very busy now!XXX(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look。

She is the most beautiful girlin the world。

If you say O.K。

she is yours.XXX(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl,but TCM is my only love!the TCM?荆柯。

Hey。

guy。

You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM。

Anyof them can give you the answer.me。

What’s the TCM?观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM。

XXX:I must show you the trump card。

Ladies and gentlemen。

this XXX。

It is a brand new product of Unilever China.XXX(激动):Slimming tea。

I have dreamed of XXX to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.XXX:Do you want to be a real hore。

If you kill yingzheng。

you canbe a real one.荆轲: sorry。

sorry。

sorry………XXX: we have nobody but you!《no body》响起，XXX与XXX开跳，末了双手指XXX.XXX(恳切状) Just tell me what should I do。

I will do XXX 与XXX(撞胯，击掌)Yeah!Action ШXXX挽着老婆，XXX,XXX在后.have already XXX River.stop here。

please。

Farewell。

my friendsXXX:I will miss you。

baby.(XXX，XXX三下。

停顿。

《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，XXX与妻子做XXX和XXX在船头的典范外型，突然XXX看到一个玉人——此时一其中国古典玉人颠末，向XXX抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。

XXX高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。

)XXX(仓卒收敛):Darling。

I love you.妻子:I love you。

You mean more to me than XXX!(《XXX 的救赎》)XXX(堕泪) :I love you more。

In spite of you and me and the wholesilly world going to pieces around us。

I love you。

(哪怕是天下末日我都市爱着你，选自《飘》)老婆:Well。

Be a man。

just do it。

I will be right here waiting foryou.荆珂(欲走还留，执子之手又曰):Sweetheart。

You must do me thishonor。

promise meyou will survive。

that you will never give up。

no XXXXXX。

promise me now。

and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时，XXX对Rose的倾诉).妻子:"I promise."XXX:"Never let go。

“妻子:"I promise。

I will never let go。

Jack。

I'll never let go." (XXX的发音和XXX很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。

)老婆勉力挤出几滴眼泪。

XXX上船，逐步远去老婆:It’s a good day to die。

Never come back。

Never…… Never……老婆(取出拨号，阿三接): Thank you very much。

As soon as Iget the life assurance $1000.000.I will transfer half of it。

$500,000to your account.阿三:Okay okay!。