3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
英语三人短剧搞笑1
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B.Don'.worr.Si.it'.no.tha.hot.一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”.waite.bring.th.custome.th.stea.h.ordere.wit.hi.thum.ove.th.meat. A:Ar.yo.crazy?.yelle.th.custome.),wit.you.han.o.m.steak? (Wha.answer.th.waiter.Yo.wan.i.t.fal.o.th.floo.again.服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:.Te.o.coffe.gentlemen?A:I'l.hav.tea.C:(2n.customer:.M.to..an.b.sur.th.glas.i.clean!(Waite.exit.returns)B:(Waiter:.Tw.teas.Whic.on.aske.fo.th.clea.glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waite.what'.thi.fl.doin.i.m.soup?U.look.t.m.t.b.backstrok.sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waite.there'..fl.i.m.soup!B:Don'.worr.si.th.spide.o.th.breadrol.wil.ge.'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英文三人情景剧
Son: Good morning, Mom.Mom:Oh, good morning my dear. You gets up so early today. What will you do during this weekend?Son: Well, the TV programs were really boring, so I went to bed very early. I have no idea.Mon: What will you do during this weekend?Son: I have no idea.Mom:Why not go out for a walk? Your father suggested go out for a walk yesterday.Father: Darling, make me a cup of coffee, please.Mom:Sure.Father: Tom(the son),you gets up so early! What's your plan for this weekend? If you are free, let's go for a picnic.Mom: Pardon? A picnic? In the afternoon? Don't you say go out for a walk in the morning?Father: Yes,BTW(by the way),The Smiths told me they have a picnic in this afternoon,and they invites us to go.Son:Excellent!What about you,mom?Mom:But..I have lots of work to do.You know,I can't out of my desk(我很忙的意思)and...Son:Don't shilly-shally别犹豫了),mom!It's Saturday today,relax yourself! Father:Yeah,your son is right.Don't tight yourself.Mom:Well..ok..You are here: Experts > Movies > Independent Film > Independent Film > script writingIndependent Film - script writingExpert: DavideAndrew Papa - 5/1/2004QuestionI have this idea for a sitcom. It is a family sitcom that will be based upon actual things that happen in a family with a biblical solution on how to solve problems.The problem is I don't have any experience in writing a script. Can you give me any suggestions on how to get this idea off the ground and running?AnswerDear AdrianBig question...Lets see if I can help.(1)Time..! In this case time is an asset...It will take many months and even years before the works are finished..not because of how longs such works take to write and create...but because it will take a lot of time in revising the works after the rough idea has eventuated on paper..You have to give it your best shot the first time around otherwise it will fail to attract the people needed to participate the conversion from script to film or stage:Ensure that at least 4 episodes are written ...6 would be better...this will ensure that your Idea and story can continually be perpetuated for a long time..Remember 16/24 eposides are needed for screening of a sitcom for one year on television...hence you need to show that this can happen...Your very first episode has to be powerful..very powerful if not controversial...espeicially with the subject matter at hand...If you are spreading a message of hope based on the faith of a particular religion...remember that your audience are those who share a wider Doctrine...hence try and make your story to reflect the events everyday day life of every day poeple..(2)Concentrate of BAIT and HOOK from the onset...bait the sitcom throught...and ensure the hook is delivered near the end...eg:Nobody noticed as the one arm Man entered the room,as he sat in the corner ...is the Bait initiated at the start of an episode..Near the end of the episode the HOOK is delivered..As everyone turned to talk to the one arm stranger ...he was gone...Nobody had seen him leave,as they ran outside in search of him..etc..etc..This would be the case of a Film..in the situation of a sit com..ensure the bait and hooks along with delivery of such are initiated with perfect timing...and that many more such bait and hooks are applied through out..A "situation Comedy"is usually applicable to the subject matter in debuking the bible..hence if this is the road you are choosing..then also be attentative to the message you are implying and remember if you go about it wrong...you will also offend many people..eg:A long shot of Jesus is implied which looks like from the opposite end of a shoreline that he may indeed be walking on top of water..As the diciples come into the shot ...they yell out to him..to attract his attention...Jesus waves back from a distance,as the camera perspective is taken from a slow Pan...The shot is slowed down...and the theme from 2001space odyessy is heard as a slow running Jesus is heading for the group..As the camera moves in ..we all break out laughing when we all become aware that Jesus had been standing between 2 lakes...seperated by a thin strip of land..If the sit com was continual,as opposed to short segment shots...then you would continue to build on the above scenario..eg:Using todays "street talk method of delivery"-A puffed out Jesus finally meets with the diciples,as John greets him first.."Yo bro..Why .., I thought you were walking on the water.." As Jesus replies (still puffed out..)" I tried that once before...and it didn't work"-to which John replies "But we've all walked on water"-as he turns to the rest of the diciples who in a walla of response,(obviously all lying..)"Yeah".."sure"..."Right man,for sure man"..Jesus stops puffing looks at the mob and with some anger and replies.."Didn't we agreed boys".."I'm the only one walking on water..got it.." as the Mob again reply in walla (Yeah sure man..,.right..,o.k)-As they all begin to walk off - CUT:Adrian get the idea...either you continue with the whole Skit or you simply cut to another sketch. If the Sit com is on stage (Live) the same rules apply,obviously the water scene won't be used..instead compensate for lack of such a scene by ensuring that the scense aresimple and uncomplicated in delivering the "punch line"The character George Costanza in "Seinfeild" does this so well..Once a line is delivered,many times "George" simply gives a particular "look" without even giving a response..And the audience laugh..."Simpledelivery ,simple response" is crucial to such sitcom-and is much more difficult to achieve than if you were using the editing capability of Film;(3)(have Pleaty of paper a dictionary and Manila folders on hand ) or- to Getstarted,allocate a room where nobody else goes to..get yourself a good cheap computer eg:A cheap 10 year old Powermac is great;Allow nobody to use this computer:Make sure you have an old version of lets say "Clarisworks" 3.0 writing program:(4)Day One: Make a file mark it as "idea file"fill it with all your ideas..in short one line form-eg:look at the Middle or end of the situation Forget about the start,the start will come into effect when you have a clear middle orending-but if you are able to eventuate a start-then so be it:Picture everything in your mind-it must be clear in your mind the scenes you wish to deliver:eg:(a)Kid comes home-crying because of Bullying at school:(b)Dad got ripped off buying goods in a store:(c)Mum was seen talking with another man..and the neighbours started a rumour which got back to Dad.(d)The daughter bring her first boy friend home..Dad is not impressed:He's jewish-(e)Police brings the son home-He';s been charged with stealing-but it wasn't him-and he won't say who it was-etc..etc..you'll need at least 50 plus-short ideas for a stroy situation;ONCE you have made such a file close it -this becomes your reference file-try and fill it with as many situation you can..and keep on filling it as other ideas come your way-Pick any 6 situations-one at a time and start writing a 6 or 8 page story of the situation-keep on correcting and making the story until you are satisfied with the out come..then file it in another FILE named "complete story"You may end up working eventually on 6 or more story at the same time..as the creatrive idea's flow..you will be able to place such an idea into one of the six eventuating stories.. Think about the six stories all the time...it helps to generate the ideas need for completion..As time goes on...you'll find that you are actually completing whole stories....until all six are finished..NOBODY is to read your short stories once you have finished it-YOU WILL NOW COMMENCE WITH THE SCRIPTS-Open up single files denoting the episode:eg (a)above-First page:heading Name of sit com then episode title-"Turn the other cheek"On the front of page one ensure your name address and contract number is visible usually at bottom left side-Each episode is presented in seperate folders-Fade in-is your first Line: (just in case it goes to film)Give the Character their "names" start writing-At first concentrate on the theme as well as the story you have written..Four of five lines to discribe the scene-then dialogue-eg:Remeber if you write it as a sitcom-allow the idea that it could be applied on film instead-cover both sides:Here is an example:The number on the right are the spacing margins(5mm)Fade In(5mm)Capitals-(1)INTERIOR-AFTERNOON-HOME-FRONT DOORspace(all set at 1.5)(5mm)Young Tom,enters the room via the front door -Mr Jackson,Toms Dad, is sitting in a well furnished lounge room..reading the paper-Dad hears Tom enters,and stands to greet him...butTom's upset-and runs to another room,down the passage way-to his bedroom;Where Tom is laying face down crying on the bed..(5mm)(As Front door Opens,Tom enters as dad gets up to greet him)(25/30 mm)Capitals-DAD25/30mm) (in bracket parentheisis)-(happy,good mood..)(sapce)(15/20 mm) dialogue- Hi...son...how was your day..what...what's..(Leave 10 mm space to the end of page )(space)TOM(Teary,frown upset)(Tom stops momentarily looks at dad...drops his school bag...and runs into his room) (space)DAD(dumfounded,surpised follows his son)(space)son..but..hey...what's wrong..wait...son..(space)(10 mm from end of page) INTERCUT(Scene 2)INTERIOR-DAY-TOM'S ROOM(space) As Dad slowly enters Toms room...,he can sense something is wrong...as he see's his son crying face down on his bed...) The margins are close enough to acceptable e them to make your work presentable and professional looking..The above scenes came from the short story you wrote-which may have read something like as follows-The door opened quickly as young Tom,obviously upset...threw his bag down by his dad,who was sitting in his well furnished apartment-reading the daily paper-Mr jackson sprang to his feet in a desperate effort to console his son...who was clearly upset,about something.Mr Jackson..or "Jacko" as his friends call him...immediately went after Tom..who by now was in his ying face down,crying his eyes out-Get the idea Adrian..?Once your story is finished Visualise the scenes you wish todescribe-into script form..After many months-you will finish the required six scenes-you will personally become very familiar with the characters...and you will easily be able to continue the scenes with ease-Once your scripts are finished-sit on them for a few weeks-keep on revising and fine tuning them..until you are very sure that you have created your best works..Make an appointment-get them protected under copyright(WGA) and present them to the required producers..if you've impressed a producer..you're in..if not get on trying,so long as YOU believe in your creation...Don't listen to the negative feedback as many will follow..At first Present Only 3 of the 6 works..make sure all Episodes are in seperate binders;A producer will be impressed if they ask for more episodes which can be submitted quickly..I hope it helps-good luckRegardsDavide PapaAdd to this Answer Ask a QuestionOUR BUDDYTHE FOOTBALL FOUL-UPFADE IN:INT. RYDER HOUSE -- EARLY EVENINGTHE HOME IS SIMPLE, YET STYLISH. A STAIRCASE FORMS THE UPSTAGE WALL OF THE LIVING ROOM THAT FEATURES A FIREPLACE ON THE STAGE LEFTWALL AND A PICTURE WINDOW ON THE STAGE RIGHT WALL. A COAT RACK STANDS JUST UPSTAGE OF THE STAGE LEFT DOOR. THE LIVING ROOM FEATURES A LARGE B&W TELEVISION, DOWNSTAGE RIGHT FACING A CENTER STAGE COUCH WITH COFFEE TABLE. A LARGE RECLINER AND ROCKING CHAIR ARE CENTER STAGE LEFT, ANGLED TOWARD THE TELEVISION. A TABLE AND LAMP SEPARATE THE TWO CHAIRS. PAINTINGS AND FAMILY PORTRAITS ADORN THE WALLS. AN UPSTAGE LEFT DOOR SWINGS INTO THE KITCHEN. DAN(ENTERING THROUGH FRONT DOOR, TAKING OFF HAT )Honey, I’m home.DAN(ENTERING THROUGH FRONT DOOR, TAKING OFF HAT )Honey, I’m home.AMY(ENTERING THROUGH KITCHEN DOOR, WIPING HANDS ONAPRON; TAKING DAN’S COAT, HANGING IT IN CLOSET)Hello, Darling, how was your day?DAN(SITTING IN RECLINER) Oh, same as always. Bill Johnson wasall up in arms about his son not playing in the big game last week.AMY(GIVING DAN A NEWSPAPER FROM THE TABLE) Oh, really?That doesn’t sound particular ly cheerful.DANWell, to be honest, it wasn’t. Bill seems to think our Tommy hadsomething to do with his son’s not playing.AMY(STANDING BESIDE THE RECLINER)Dan, you don’t thinkBill could be right do you?DANI’m not sure. Tommy has been acti ng a bit peculiar lately. Ifigured it was just from that pie Buddy helped you bake.AMYYou mean the one with the lollipop and mayonnaise meringue?DANThat’s the one.AMY(HOLDING STOMACH) I think we’ve all been suffering fromthat one.TOMMY AND BUDDY ENTER THROUGH DOORWAY. TOMMY HANGS UP HIS JACKET, WHILE BUDDY TOSSES HIS UP THE STAIRCASE. AMY(STERNLY) Buddy, what have I told you about throwing yourclothes up the stairs?BUDDY(MORE)BUDDY (CON’T)(APOLOGETICALLY) I know, Mom, but golly, you are always saying that I need to toss my clothes in the laundry hamper.I figured this was just good practice!AMY(GIVING UP) Alright, Buddy, just go upstairs and pick it up. Thenwash your hands. They are filthy. What have you two been doing? TOMMYOh, Buddy and I were just helping Mike Johnson with a flat tire onhis car. You should see it! It’s got really neat whitewalls and agreat big convertible top.DANSo, Tommy, you and Mike get along pretty well?TOMMYSure, Pop, we get along swell. Why do you ask?DANWell, I was just talking to Mike’s father today at the office and heseems to think (CUTS HIMSELF OFF) well, never mind. Wewere just chatting that’s all.TOMMY(MORE)TOMMY (CON’T)Okay, Pop. Can I go get cleaned up now? I’m starving! I borrowed fifty cents from Marty MacMaster just so I could buy two morelunches today at school!AMYGo ahead, Tommy. Dinner will be ready in aboutten minutes … if you have room for it.FADE OUT.。
英语三人话剧剧本
Section1:Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa. And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something. We three are penguins from New Y ork city and we came here to travel three years age. And now we are leaving. Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you little friends. You guys had been a great crowd. Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call. OK?Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much. You all will miss me too, right? No, I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly. Get in the plane. Get in. Get in quick. We must leave here. It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute! Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No! Oh, wait!Section 2:We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months. I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria:Struts. Checked.Fillets. Checked.Engine. Checked.Coffee mate. Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency,place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from. Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt?Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty. –Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis. - It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed toindicate something out of the ordinary. Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right. Gloria, manual. Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash! What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that?Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull. This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up! Deploy!Oh, no! I miss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet! No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3:After the plane crashedGloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world?What happened to the plane?Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK. I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no! we’re still in Africa!!。
英语三人短剧__搞笑
ot the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者崔凯等表演者赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。
毛毛：到了。
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛：我没拿包啊。
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。
兜里还有钱吗？毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。
三人英语小品话剧
大学生英语话剧剧本Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M：（reading book) rules for students the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ? S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota)-大学生英语话剧剧本Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M：（reading book) "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ?S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota) i'm dota ing...Oh,no..I lost again(中文说：队友不给力啊).what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any more..And Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本L: nothing,just watching video.M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right?L: Yeah,American .. of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.but this movie I'm watching is not that funny.Hey..guys,it's holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?S: Say..I remember there's a party tonight at E502.M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a good chance to make some friends..you know..L: with some beautiful girls,right?S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering party..pretty girls are everywhere..M & L :haha..we know what you mean.L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together.M: OK..but where is T-bag ？S: T-bag..T-bag 进来L: T-bag,where have you been?M: we have a good news .S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?T-bag: (装悲剧ing..)sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.L: come on ,man,what's wrong with you?T: oh,well it's about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.S、M、L: it's really a pity.3人将进入PARTY场地时：S: look at those four beautiful girls,as I say:pretty girls are everywhere!M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.L:不悦。
多人剧英语剧本 3人英文话剧剧本
S:(OK, way to go)One day ,I askedmy witch mirror made by Bonnie.”mirror ,mirror ,who is the most handsome vampire?”It said Enzo!Which Icannotaccept. I have been the one for a long timebeforeEnzo came here.
Stephan:(appears) He didn’t ,I turned him in.
C: Why? Just r 100 yuan ??
M: Woo, you are a chicken ,Stephan
S: No, it’s not the key .The reason is ,,is,,
C: Just come on ,I will help you kill the mirror, oh no Bonnie.
S: Really? Great. Let’s go.
M: Wait a second, you two are going to find Bonnie at‘1994 right?
Matt: Enzo is locked by Tripp ,and threathed to turn in other vampires.
Caroline: What ? Oh no ,I will kick his ass for his getting caught in the first place .You have any idea how heeven managed to get his hand on it?
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。
永：what's wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series "Bu Bu Jing Xin" ?永：ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫：me too.if you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song dynasty.I"d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so ridiculous.we won't have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian?xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it's impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ladies.i'm so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! "xiaoqian" why are you here ? i'm looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
多人剧英语剧本 英语三人话剧剧本
Flaps up! Deploy!
Oh, no! I miss my mum!
Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet! No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!
Struts. Checked.
Fillets. Checked.来自Engine. Checked.
Coffee mate. Checked.
Melmen: good bye and never see you again!
Melmen: This is your captain speaking.
In the event of a water emergency,
indicate something out of the ordinary. Like a malfunction.
Melmen:I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
Right. Gloria, manual. Oh, what’s this?
（把指示灯砸碎……）
Gloria: Oh, my goash! What are you doing!
Melmen: See, problem solved!
Marty:skipper, we may be out of fuel.
Melmen: What makes you think that?
Marty: We lost engine one.
Melmen: OK, guys, launch!
Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.
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3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。
永：what's wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series "Bu Bu Jing Xin" ?永：ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫：me too.if you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song dynasty.I"d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so ridiculous.we won't have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian?xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it's impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ladies.i'm so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! "xiaoqian" why are you here ? i'm looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
虫：do you know me ？I have no memory about you .男：what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ningcaichen.永永把我拉过去，和男的开始谈话永：are you kidding ?we have never see you . there must be something wrong with you.男：i'm pretty normal .xiaoqian ,look at me and talk to me. i can’t believe you've forgot me .even if you wear different clothing andeverything looks strange ,i still remember your face ,your beautiful smile.虫：gentleman ,listen to me carefully .i am not xiaoqian .my name is candy.and i do not know why you wear so different ,maybe you are playing a Time-travel TV series or it is just a program. now ,game is over.we have to go.男：no no.xiaoqian ,i do not know what you say.but i am not joking at you. 此时雷雨大作，闪电劈了下来，小倩记起来了。
未完待续。
篇二：英语三人短剧__搞笑顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。