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绝望主妇第一季第十三集台词 Your fault

100:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,000previously on "desperate housewives"...200:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,600Were you with a woman?300:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,900He cheated on you.You said you were going to hate him forever.400:00:04,900 --> 00:00:07,600You shouldn't listen to a womanwho's just had her heart broken.500:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,300Sometimes ending a relationship...600:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,700I don't care what we call it.I just want to be with you.700:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,100I don't think that would be wise.800:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,500Can be very hard.900:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,800I'm the one who was sleeping with your son.1000:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,300But, Helen, it's over now.1100:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,500But keeping secrets...1200:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,003It's not even close to being over.1300:00:21,003 --> 00:00:22,400is even harder.1400:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,000I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.1500:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,300I killed my baby sister.1600:00:28,300 --> 00:00:30,300 1700:00:30,300 --> 00:00:33,700Okay,30 seconds is up now.I want you to put this --1800:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,700whoa, whoa, whoa! Back here, back here!1900:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,000Come back here! I want the toys picked up!2000:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,700How many times do I have to tell you, pick up your toys!2100:00:40,700 --> 00:00:44,000You want a spanking? Okay!00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,000There's a look that parents of well-behaved children give to the parents of the not-so-well-behaved.2300:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000Porter, don't you dare look at me like that.I will wipe that smirk off your face...2400:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,100It's a look that says,"you should learn to control your kids."2500:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,600We're just going to clean the yard...2600:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,800"After all, they're your responsibility."2700:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,600 2800:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,500Hey! I'm not fooling!2900:01:09,500 --> 00:01:15,400Of course, it was easy for Susan to feelsmug with a daughter like Julie.3000:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,700She always brought home straight A's.3100:01:17,700 --> 00:01:20,400Oh, you did it again!00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,000She was helpful around the house.3300:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 3400:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,900How you feeling?3500:01:25,900 --> 00:01:31,200She was bright, affectionate, and considerate of others.3600:01:31,200 --> 00:01:31,700 3700:01:31,700 --> 00:01:36,100To her mother's way of thinking,Julie was the perfect child.3800:01:36,100 --> 00:01:44,000Unfortunately, Susan was about to discoverthat no such creature existed.3900:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,300 4000:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,200Mom.4100:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,100What's going on here?W-were you just kissing my daughter?4200:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,700Uh, I -- a little.4300:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,400What are you thinking?4400:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,100Mom, calm down.4500:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,800She's only 14!4600:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,300Yeah, I should -- I should probably be going.4700:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,800You think?4800:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,800 4900:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,500Oh, just...5000:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,100See you Friday.5100:02:06,100 --> 00:02:09,500Well -- what is he talking about?What-- what's happening on Friday?5200:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,800He's taking me to the school dance.00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,100No, he's not.5400:02:13,100 --> 00:02:16,300Mom, I know you saw us kissing,but you've got to chill now.5500:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,400Well, don't tell me to chill.I have no intention of chilling.5600:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,800Whatever. I'm taking out the trash.5700:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,000You're not going anywhere.You're going to stay here and talk about this.5800:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,700I'm not going to talk to you while you're freaking out.5900:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,600Just so we're clear, you are notallowed to see him anymore.6000:02:27,600 --> 00:02:34,300There is also a look the parents of not-so-well-behaved children give to parents like Susan.6100:02:34,300 --> 00:02:39,200It says, "welcome to the club."6200:02:39,200 --> 00:03:15,000 6300:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,200Episode 13 : Your Fault6400:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,400 6500:03:20,400 --> 00:03:28,300Suburbia is a place filled with responsible people trying to live responsible lives.6600:03:28,300 --> 00:03:28,800 6700:03:28,800 --> 00:03:36,600Of course, even the most responsible amongus has mistakes in their past...6800:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,000 6900:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,200Mistakes they'd like to forget.7000:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,700 7100:03:44,700 --> 00:03:49,700Mistakes that sometimes come back to haunt them.7200:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,500I'm going to go get the mail.7300:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,900 7400:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,900Helen, uh, what are you doing here?7500:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,200Hello, Gabrielle.I don't believe you've met my husband Bob.7600:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,600Hi. So nice to meet you.7700:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,000 7800:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,700Um... we, uh, came to talk to you about our son.7900:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,400I haven't seen John in weeks.8000:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,600He's called and left messages,but I haven't returned any.8100:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,600It's over, I swear.8200:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,900We're not here about that.We need you to do something for us.8300:04:20,900 --> 00:04:22,000Oh. Okay.8400:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,300John surprised us last night when he announcedhe was turning down his college scholarship.8500:04:26,300 --> 00:04:32,200Instead, he's decided to expand his gardening business -- mow lawns full-time.8600:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,100Well, why -- uh, why would he do that?8700:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,900We don't know why.Do you think we'd be talking to you if we did?8800:04:38,900 --> 00:04:42,700You'll have to forgive my wife.She's still upset over the whole, um...8900:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,100Statutory rape thing.9000:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,800Helen.9100:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,400What do you want me to do?9200:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,000He's refusing to talk to us.9300:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,600If you could just convince himthat he's making a big mistake...9400:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,000John and I made a clean break.I think it's best that we just keep our distance.9500:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,900Please.9600:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,900Last week he turned 18 and moved out of the house.9700:05:03,900 --> 00:05:07,400We're stuck.9800:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,500I'm sorry.9900:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,100I'm -- I'm -- I'm so sorry.I just can't handle this right now.10000:05:12,100 --> 00:05:16,000I have my own personal things going on.My life is falling apart.10100:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,300I don't care.10200:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,600H elen.10300:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,800We haven't gone to the police about what you did.10400:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,800But that can easily change.10500:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,700 10600:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,500I'll see what I can do.10700:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,500 10800:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,500G ood.10900:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,800 11000:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,400So nice to meet you.11100:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,100Ahem.11200:05:40,100 --> 00:05:45,900 11300:05:45,900 --> 00:05:46,800You can do this, all right?11400:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,800Just -- just scooch down a-a few inches and --and I'll -- I'll grab you.11500:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800No, you'll drop me.11600:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,300I'm not going to drop you.11700:05:53,300 --> 00:05:58,900I might strangle you for climbing up here in the first place, but drop you, no. Come on.11800:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,000 11900:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,300Hey, okay, just wait, okay?12000:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,800- Grandpa!- Look at me. Don't come down.12100:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,700Look who I found wandering around the airport.12200:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,400Hey, Rodney!12300:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,100Is Parker back up on the roof?12400:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,100Yep.12500:06:09,100 --> 00:06:12,100Yeah. See if he can find that frisbee while he's up there.12600:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,100Yeah, I'm going to get right on that.12700:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,500Oh, how's my favorite girl?12800:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,600She's so happy to see you.It's such a shame that Allison couldn't make it.12900:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,600Oh, just another business tripfor the wandering salesman.13000:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,000She'd be bored to tears.13100:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,900Hey, Parker!Come on. Aren't you going to give me a hug?13200:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,100It's grandpa!13300:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,900Don't take it personally.He's scared to climb down.13400:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,200Oh. Can I give it a shot?13500:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,600Yeah, sure.Knock yourself out.13600:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,400Yeah.13700:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,000Be careful.13800:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,300Parker, I got a question for you.It's only one, but it's kind of an important question.13900:06:43,300 --> 00:06:46,100A character-defining question, actually. Want to hear it?14000:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,500Mm-hmm.14100:06:47,500 --> 00:06:52,800Only a little girl would be afraid to come down the ladder. Now, you're not a little girl, are you?14200:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,100 14300:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,900I'm not looking at a little girly-girl, am I?14400:06:56,900 --> 00:07:02,200 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,203Are you okay?14600:07:04,203 --> 00:07:04,900Come on.14700:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,400Wow, you got him down.How'd he do that?14800:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,800Sexism.14900:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,100 15000:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,500Let's start off by addressing the division of assets.15100:07:13,500 --> 00:07:17,200Well, we're not prepared to discuss either the primary residence or the retirement plans at this time.15200:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,300Are you prepared to discuss the cars, the antiques?15300:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,300I'd like to start by discussingthe country club membership.15400:07:22,300 --> 00:07:25,500Access to the facilities is integral toDr. Van De Kamp's medical practice.00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,700What are we doing here?15600:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,600 15700:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,700Uh, I'm sorry, Rex?15800:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,800I'm talking to my wife,15900:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,400surrounded by lawyers, dividing up our stuff.16000:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,700I don't want this. I thought I did, but I don't.16100:07:39,700 --> 00:07:43,700Maybe we should talk this over before it's too late.16200:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,700What do you say, Bree?16300:07:45,700 --> 00:07:49,200Should we send the vultures home?16400:07:49,200 --> 00:08:00,700 16500:08:00,700 --> 00:08:05,100I want to keep the club membership.Rex is terrible at tennis.16600:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,900And he hates buffets.16700:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,800Okay.16800:08:08,800 --> 00:08:14,200If you'll turn to page 2of the proposed settlement, you'll find our prioritized list.16900:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,600Right.17000:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,800They were kissing, huh?17100:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,200Right at my kitchen table.17200:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,200You must have shocked the hell out of them.17300:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,300Well, I'm glad you can laugh about this.17400:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,300They're just being kids.17500:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,700This is easy for you. You're the father of the boy.17600:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,000I'm the mother of the girl.You know, if things get out of hand --17700:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,500Yes, yes. I get it, Susan.17800:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,300Now...what is it you want from me?17900:08:34,300 --> 00:08:34,600 18000:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,900Well, I want to know that I am not the only onewho's worried about this,18100:08:38,900 --> 00:08:42,400and I want to know that if the two of the mare over here, that they are going to be supervised,18200:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,100and I really want you to stop looking at me like I'm crazy.18300:08:45,100 --> 00:08:49,400The only reason I'm smiling is becauseit's practically irrelevant.18400:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,000I've sold the house.18500:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000Really?18600:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,400Mm-hmm.We'll be moving at the end of the month.18700:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,200You sold the house?18800:08:57,200 --> 00:08:57,800Zach.18900:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,200Why didn't you tell me about this?19000:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,600I wanted to wait until it was official.19100:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,200You told me when I got back from Silver Crest that you'd reconsidered. You lied to me.19200:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200I think you need to take your medicine.19300:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,400What, you think pumping me full of drugsis going to keep me quiet?19400:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,500Upstairs now!19500:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,500Well, you don't care about me,and you didn't care about mom!19600:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,200You know what?19700:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,500I wish she'd shot you instead.19800:09:19,500 --> 00:09:26,400 19900:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,100So you're moving.20000:09:29,100 --> 00:09:29,300 20100:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,300We're all going to miss you.20200:09:31,300 --> 00:09:36,500In the future, checklists mean is it in the car,not, like, do you remember it, okay?20300:09:36,500 --> 00:09:41,600The next morning, before Parker Scavo's little league game had even begun...20400:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,500- hurry!- Hey! I'm not the one that forgot my mitt.20500:09:44,500 --> 00:09:49,500A major player was about to be tagged out.20600:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,500 20700:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,200Hi.20800:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,300 20900:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,300I, uh... I thought you guys were at -- at practice.21000:09:57,300 --> 00:10:02,000Oh, Parker, um, forgot his catcher's mitt.21100:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,900 21200:10:02,900 --> 00:10:06,300Uh, Lynette, this is Lois McDaniel.21300:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,300She's one of my major supplier sin the area.21400:10:09,300 --> 00:10:13,300She's in paper products manufacturing.21500:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,200 21600:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,800It's nice to meet you.21700:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,100Nice to meet you, too. You have a lovely home.21800:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,500Thank you.21900:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,800Just working out, uh, some of these new contracts.22000:10:23,800 --> 00:10:29,200You know, hammering out some of the little things, the minor details --overhead, the shipping costs.22100:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,900Mommy, look what I found.22200:10:31,900 --> 00:10:35,500 22300:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,300I'm sorry. These are mine.22400:10:38,300 --> 00:10:42,500Thank you.They must have fallen out of my purse.22500:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,000 22600:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,500Well, um, we don't want to be late for the game.22700:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,200Nice to meet you.228 22900:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,200Hey.23000:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,500I'm not speaking to you.23100:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,600Didn't like the settlement talks, huh?23200:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,200You only demanded the good chinabecause you know I love it.23300:11:10,200 --> 00:11:15,000You take our timeshare in aspen, and I'm vindictive? Come on. You'll hardly ever use that place.23400:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,400Hardly?23500:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,900- How about never?- All right, fine.23600:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,900When I move out, I'm going to useyour good china for takeout food.23700:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,900Yeah -- pizza, spare ribs...238Well, you know what? At our next settlement talks,I plan on asking for your golf clubs.23900:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,100 24000:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,100Isn't divorce fun?24100:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,000 24200:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000It's time for your heart medication.24300:11:37,000 --> 00:11:37,700 24400:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,000You know, I meant what I said at that meeting.24500:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,900I will fire my lawyer tomorrow. Just give me the word.24600:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,300Sweetie, I think it's too late.24700:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,000Why?24800:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,400Because you were unfaithful.24900:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,400But if you could find a way to forgive me,25000:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,300if we could find a way to be happy,wouldn't you want that?25100:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,800You know what I really, truly want?25200:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,500Revenge.25300:12:00,500 --> 00:12:00,900 25400:12:00,900 --> 00:12:07,000I mean, if somehow we could level the playing field, then, um, maybe I could find a way to come back.25500:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,500 25600:12:07,500 --> 00:12:12,000So what does that mean, you want to have an affair?25700:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,900 25800:12:13,900 --> 00:12:19,200Okay, uh... so who are we talking about here --your dopey pharmacist?259Would that hurt you, Rex, if I slept with another man?26000:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,900It would devastate me.26100:12:26,900 --> 00:12:29,200 26200:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,100Here you go.26300:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,400Bree, you --you can't possibly --26400:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,900Rex, time to take your medicine.26500:12:36,900 --> 00:12:55,100 26600:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,300I got it!26700:12:57,300 --> 00:13:10,200 26800:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,100She doesn't hate you. My mom just worries.26900:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,500She thinks I'm crazy.270No, she doesn't.27100:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,500Well, maybe a little.27200:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,300You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?27300:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,600About what happened to Dana?27400:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,000Zach, I can keep a secret.27500:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,000I promise I will never tell her.27600:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,300What's that noise?27700:13:33,300 --> 00:14:01,100 27800:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,800Hi. W-what are you doing here?27900:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,400I was walking outside, and I saw you in the window.28000:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,700I was surprised. I never thoughtof you as a diner person.28100:14:09,700 --> 00:14:13,600I'm not. The coffee's just dreadful, and --28200:14:13,600 --> 00:14:18,800Well, it's late, and I needed to get out of the house, and it was the only place still open.28300:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,800Yeah.28400:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,500 28500:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,700I didn't mean to interrupt.28600:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,000 28700:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,800George?28800:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800 28900:14:31,800 --> 00:14:36,900Would you like to join me for a dreadful cup of coffee?29000:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,300 29100:14:37,300 --> 00:14:44,600It was my first week in college, and I went to a meetingof the young republicans where Rex gave a speech,29200:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,800and I went up to him afterward and introduced myself29300:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,400and told him that I agreed withhis stance on the death penalty.29400:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,000He took me out to a diner, and, uh...29500:14:55,000 --> 00:15:05,600We stayed uptill 2:00 in the morning talking about big government, gun control... and illegal immigration.29600:15:05,600 --> 00:15:12,600Oh, it was just -- t was just such a magical night,29700:15:12,600 --> 00:15:20,800and I knew by the time he got me back to my dorm hat one day, I was going to be Mrs. Rex Van De Kamp.29800:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,700Wow.29900:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,300 30000:15:24,300 --> 00:15:31,200And even now, you know, after the betrayal, I --I know that we're supposed to be together, but...30100:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,900I don't know how I can be with someone I don't trust.30200:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,100So...what are you going to do?30300:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,100 30400:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,900That I don't know.30500:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,600What do you think I should do?30600:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,400You're asking me?30700:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,800Oh, I should not have done that. I'm --30800:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,600Oh, no, no. No, it's okay.30900:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,200No, George, it's not okay. It was insensitive.31000:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,000I know how you feel about me, and I --31100:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,400No, Bree, I --I want to help.31200:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,300 31300:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,600Thank you.31400:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,300 31500:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,000So...does he love you?31600:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,800 31700:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,300Yes.31800:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,000Is he a good person?31900:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,300Aside from the adultery, yes.32000:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,000Well, then it's easy.32100:16:22,000 --> 00:16:28,300If I could get a good person to love me, would find a way to forgive them.32200:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,200 32300:16:29,200 --> 00:16:33,800You are such a special man, George Williams.32400:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,300And you deserve such a special woman.32500:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,400I think so.32600:16:40,400 --> 00:17:30,800 32700:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,100Where are you going?32800:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,100I thought I'd just eat this in my room.32900:17:34,100 --> 00:17:39,500You know, the house isn't that big, Rodney. You're going to have to stop avoiding me.33000:17:39,500 --> 00:17:39,700 33100:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,600Okay, okay.33200:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,800Lois isn't a supplier.33300:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,700Really.。

绝望主妇第一季第十七集台词

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000Previously on "Desperate Housewives":200:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,200The police showed me your rap sheet!You killed the man!300:00:05,235 --> 00:00:06,700You don't know if it happened or not.400:00:06,735 --> 00:00:10,800It doesn't matter, because I will never believe anything you say.500:00:10,835 --> 00:00:13,200Sometimes unexpected visitors...600:00:13,235 --> 00:00:14,900Do you think she is cheating on you?700:00:14,935 --> 00:00:15,400Think so.800:00:15,435 --> 00:00:16,500I'll take care of it.900:00:16,535 --> 00:00:17,400Thank you, Mam?1000:00:17,435 --> 00:00:20,100lead to unexpected consequences.1100:00:20,135 --> 00:00:23,000Andrew, you almost killed another human being!1200:00:23,035 --> 00:00:24,800She's lived her life!1300:00:24,835 --> 00:00:27,100I have my whole life ahead of me,and now it might be screwed up!1400:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,400In the coma ward at Sacred Heart Hospital,1500:00:38,435 --> 00:00:42,000the dreams begin just after midnight.1600:00:42,035 --> 00:00:45,800The pitch black of night gives way to vivid images1700:00:45,835 --> 00:00:49,300that comfort the dreamer until the morning.1800:00:50,100 --> 00:00:55,900Gus, the custodian, dreamsof some day winning the lottery1900:00:55,935 --> 00:01:00,900and quitting his thankless job.2000:01:00,935 --> 00:01:06,400Howard, the security guard,envisions a luxurious retirement2100:01:06,435 --> 00:01:09,400in the tropics.00:01:09,435 --> 00:01:18,800Ruth Ann, the night nurse,fantasizes about leaving her husband.2300:01:18,835 --> 00:01:25,800But the most vivid dreams of allbelong to the patient in room 312.2400:01:25,835 --> 00:01:32,200Yes: Juanita Sol韘 had been dreaming steadily for 5 months.2500:01:32,235 --> 00:01:39,500Sometimes, of the shocking secret she had uncovered.2600:01:39,535 --> 00:01:47,000Other times, she dreamt of the accidentthat had put her in the hospital.2700:01:47,035 --> 00:01:50,500But her most common dream2800:01:50,535 --> 00:01:58,300was the one in which she finallytold her son the truth.2900:01:58,335 --> 00:02:04,700And then one night,Juanita Sol韘 decided it was time3000:02:04,735 --> 00:02:07,700to wake up.3100:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,700Hello!3200:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,100Is anybody here?3300:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,400Hello?3400:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,800I have to call my son!3500:03:03,700 --> 00:03:08,100Even though she knew she was about to die, Juanita didn't care.3600:03:08,135 --> 00:03:11,800The truth was finally going to come out.3700:03:11,835 --> 00:03:15,500Tell my sonhis wife is cheating on him.3800:03:15,535 --> 00:03:16,900Oh my god!3900:03:16,935 --> 00:03:22,800Sadly for Juanita, this was one dreamthat would never come true.4000:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,900episode 17There won't be trumpets4100:04:09,300 --> 00:04:12,800We all honour heroes for different reasons.4200:04:12,835 --> 00:04:15,600Sometimes for their bravery,4300:04:15,635 --> 00:04:17,500sometimes for their daring,4400:04:17,535 --> 00:04:22,200sonetimes for their goodness.4500:04:22,235 --> 00:04:25,100But mostly we honour heroes4600:04:25,135 --> 00:04:27,900because at one point or another4700:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,900we all dream of being rescued.4800:04:37,260 --> 00:04:40,200Susan, I know you're in there.We have to talk.4900:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,400This is crazy.5000:04:43,435 --> 00:04:45,000I know.5100:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,500Everything the cops said to you is true.I did kill somebody.5200:04:53,535 --> 00:04:58,400But there's one thing they didn't tell you.I killed for you, Susan.5300:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,900Susan -- if I can't have youno one else can.5400:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,000Shut up.5500:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,900Susan, are you home?5600:05:24,300 --> 00:05:28,700Susan? Your car is here,I know you're in there.5700:05:29,300 --> 00:05:34,900I was -- hoping we could talk for a minute.5800:05:41,800 --> 00:05:46,000Susan, maybe you should have waited till I left to do that.5900:05:46,035 --> 00:05:50,700OK, you don't want to see me now.But I owe you an explanation.6000:05:50,735 --> 00:05:51,900It's all in there. All of it.6100:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,400Everything you ever wanted to know6200:05:53,435 --> 00:05:56,100about my past,my reasons for doing what I did --6300:05:56,135 --> 00:05:59,400it's all there.6400:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,000Hey.6500:06:20,156 --> 00:06:21,788Guys, come on,what are you doing?6600:06:22,600 --> 00:06:28,600Uh -- you know, just bonding.Discussing current events.6700:06:28,635 --> 00:06:32,500Seriously. If you were parked across the street, I could've let you go.6800:06:32,535 --> 00:06:35,300Why don't you just pretend we did?6900:06:35,335 --> 00:06:39,200Get out of the car.7000:06:39,235 --> 00:06:45,000Get this.- Hey. Hey! Stop the car!7100:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,300I can't believe it.Two months from graduation he gets expelled!7200:06:51,335 --> 00:06:56,000You know, we are just lucky thatthat security guard did not press charges.7300:06:56,035 --> 00:06:57,300So what are we gonna do?7400:06:57,335 --> 00:07:01,200Well, I'm glad that you asked.7500:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,200What are these?7600:07:06,235 --> 00:07:10,200Brochures for Youth Detention Centers.7700:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,900How long have you had these?7800:07:12,935 --> 00:07:14,700They've been in the drawer for a few months.7900:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,600I had the feelingwe might be needing them.8000:07:16,635 --> 00:07:19,400Bree -- I don't know.8100:07:19,435 --> 00:07:21,400We have to admit that we need help.8200:07:21,435 --> 00:07:25,000If we can't get through to Andrew,we have to find someone who can.8300:07:25,035 --> 00:07:27,400You really want to send our son awayto some prison camp?8400:07:27,435 --> 00:07:31,100Don't be so dramatic.Some of these places actually look fun.8500:07:31,135 --> 00:07:33,600Look. Camp Hennessey.8600:07:33,635 --> 00:07:36,300"Camp Hennessey teaches kidsrespect for authority and boundaries8700:07:36,335 --> 00:07:38,500in a summercamp-like atmosphere."8800:07:38,535 --> 00:07:42,500"The perimeter is surrounded by an electrified fence."8900:07:42,535 --> 00:07:46,700You have to admit that's an efficient wayto teach respect for boundaries.9000:07:46,735 --> 00:07:49,600OK -- how about this one?It's perfect for Andrew.9100:07:49,635 --> 00:07:53,000It's a ranch in Montana.It has lots of fresh air,9200:07:53,035 --> 00:07:57,000plenty of open spacesand daily classes on anger management.9300:07:57,035 --> 00:07:58,200I'm not comfortable with this.9400:07:58,235 --> 00:08:00,000All right, how about this one.9500:08:00,035 --> 00:08:02,600It's in the desertand it's very reasonable.9600:08:02,635 --> 00:08:07,200Barracks are a little bit bleak,but that recidivism rate is to die for!9700:08:07,235 --> 00:08:11,000Bree, I'm not doing it!I'm not sending my son away!9800:08:11,035 --> 00:08:13,700It's easy for you, isn't it?9900:08:13,735 --> 00:08:14,900You're not the one he's openly rude to.10000:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,500You're not the one he challenges everyday. 10100:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,700You're not the one he hates.10200:08:19,735 --> 00:08:22,400I'll talk to him.All right?10300:08:22,435 --> 00:08:26,900I'll sit him down fora little old-fashioned heart-to-heart.10400:08:26,935 --> 00:08:29,100You talk to him all you want.10500:08:29,201 --> 00:08:34,501I might check out the place with the electrified fence.10600:08:35,300 --> 00:08:41,000"Listen my children and you shall hearOf the midnight ride of Paul Revere."10700:08:41,035 --> 00:08:47,000"Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry archOf the North Church tower."10800:08:47,035 --> 00:08:53,400"One if by land, and two if by sea;And I on the opposite shore will be."10900:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,900Hi. I wanted to introduce myselfto your Mom. I'm Lynette Scavo.11000:09:01,935 --> 00:09:04,200Hi, Lynette. I'm Alissa Stevens.11100:09:04,235 --> 00:09:07,500Oh, I'm sorry, I thought...- I read lips.11200:09:07,535 --> 00:09:08,700Oh.11300:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,000"But a lot of the time signing is just easier."11400:09:12,035 --> 00:09:16,100"I don't like to misunderstandor be misunderstood."11500:09:16,135 --> 00:09:17,300And I'm Lily.11600:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,800Oh. Hi, nice to meet you.- Hi mom.11700:09:19,835 --> 00:09:20,900That's my son Matt.11800:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,500My twins talk about Matt all the time.We should set up a play date.11900:09:24,535 --> 00:09:27,400That sounds great.Let's have dinner too.12000:09:27,435 --> 00:09:28,500I'd love to.12100:09:28,535 --> 00:09:33,200 The British are coming!- Get out! Get out!12200:09:33,235 --> 00:09:35,700 Even better,let's just keep it adults.12300:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,200 "Canine Hero Rescues Boy"12400:09:37,235 --> 00:09:40,200 Babe, they blinked!We got them by the short hairs.12500:09:40,235 --> 00:09:41,800 Who? Who blinked?12600:09:41,835 --> 00:09:43,100 The D.A.12700:09:43,135 --> 00:09:45,600 I just spoke with the lawyers. They offered a pley bargain.12800:09:45,635 --> 00:09:47,300 And that's -- good?`12900:09:47,335 --> 00:09:49,500 It means they knowthey got a weak case.13000:09:49,535 --> 00:09:52,900They don't think they can win.It's over.13100:09:52,935 --> 00:09:56,000Oh my god!That means we can keep the house!13200:09:56,035 --> 00:10:00,000No, we still have to sell the house.I gotta pay the lawyers.13300:10:00,035 --> 00:10:01,800But you saidthey offered a plea bargain.13400:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,900 Yeah, but we're not gonna take that!13500:10:04,935 --> 00:10:07,100Put me down.13600:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,200 Honey. It would meanme going to jail for 8 months.13700:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,300I think that's pretty reasonable considering you're guilty as sin.13800:10:13,335 --> 00:10:15,200You said that you're fine with selling the house.13900:10:15,235 --> 00:10:19,200That was before I knewwe could trade some months in prison to keep it!14000:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,600What?14100:10:21,635 --> 00:10:24,000No, this is her daughter-in-law.14200:10:24,035 --> 00:10:27,800Is it the hospital?Is it Mam?14300:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,100Uh -- thank you. Yes.14400:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,500Gabby?14500:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,700I'm sorry, Carlos.14600:10:54,700 --> 00:10:58,800Some believe people are judgedby the way they live life14700:10:58,835 --> 00:11:01,900and others, by the way they leave it.14800:11:01,935 --> 00:11:05,100I like the Lexington mahogany with gold leaf.14900:11:05,135 --> 00:11:08,000Comes with a pink flower-fitted interior and drapes.15000:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,400Plus it's hand-engraved,so in case of a flood or earthquake15100:11:11,435 --> 00:11:14,300they'll at least knowwhich one is ours.15200:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,200Don't you thinkthat's a little bit over the top?15300:11:16,235 --> 00:11:17,800Only the best for my Mom.15400:11:17,835 --> 00:11:22,500No, honey, these funeral homes make a fortune trying to convince people to overspend.15500:11:22,535 --> 00:11:25,700What are you saying?- Your mother was a sensible woman.15600:11:25,735 --> 00:11:28,600She wouldn't be comfortable withall these bells and whistles.15700:11:28,635 --> 00:11:31,600Maybe this one.Wood and veneer.15800:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,600What?15900:11:34,635 --> 00:11:36,400You never liked Mam?16000:11:36,435 --> 00:11:39,900Well, it's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts.16100:11:39,935 --> 00:11:42,700She always thought you married beneath you, and she let me know it.16200:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,700She loved you.- She treated me like trash!16300:11:45,735 --> 00:11:46,800God bless her soul.16400:11:46,835 --> 00:11:50,800We're putting my mother in the grave.Now is not the time to pinch pennies.16500:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,400Carlos, we're not exactlyflushed with cash right now.16600:11:54,435 --> 00:11:58,000Let her be true to her roots.She was born humble.16700:11:58,035 --> 00:11:59,900And barefoot.16800:11:59,935 --> 00:12:03,700She was a queen.16900:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,500So what did Mike saywhen he gave you the letter?17000:12:08,535 --> 00:12:10,400That it explains everything.17100:12:10,435 --> 00:12:11,400Well, does it?17200:12:11,435 --> 00:12:12,200I haven't read it.17300:12:12,235 --> 00:12:13,400Why the hell not?17400:12:13,535 --> 00:12:14,800I just can't.17500:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,300You're a better woman than me.I would've ripped that open with my teeth.17600:12:17,335 --> 00:12:19,400Aren't you dying to know what he wrote?17700:12:19,435 --> 00:12:22,800Yes. But what if it'sjust a bunch of far-fetched stories?17800:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,800Well, you should assume that it is.17900:12:24,835 --> 00:12:25,600Why?18000:12:25,635 --> 00:12:28,200Think about how goodmen are at lying on the spot.18100:12:28,235 --> 00:12:32,600God forbid you should give themtime and a pen.18200:12:34,100 --> 00:12:34,800Hey, Edie.18300:12:34,835 --> 00:12:37,400You mind stopping by the site later?I have blueprints of the master bath.18400:12:37,435 --> 00:12:40,100Oh!I'll see you in a few, Bill.18500:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,900My new contractor.We're sort of dating.18600:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,900Didn't you once sayyou never mix business with pleasure?18700:12:52,935 --> 00:12:57,500No, I saidnever mix pleasure with commitment.18800:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,700So, Susan, what are yougoing to do with the letter?18900:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,700For Pete's sake,open it up already!19000:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,900No. No, I won't.19100:13:06,935 --> 00:13:10,500I don't trust Mike anymore,and without trust --19200:13:10,535 --> 00:13:13,900No, I'll just go in andrip it up and throw it in the trash.19300:13:13,935 --> 00:13:16,600Why don't we just rip it up?- No, no, no. Uh, that's OK.19400:13:16,635 --> 00:13:20,200I don't want to --you know, litter.19500:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,400She is so opening that letter.19600:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,000While Carlos was making arrangements to bury his mother,19700:13:33,035 --> 00:13:37,100Gabrielle was making sureshe'd be taking her secret to the grave.19800:13:37,135 --> 00:13:41,400Hi. I'm Gabrielle Sol韘. You're nurse -- Heisel?19900:13:41,435 --> 00:13:44,600Yes. Hi.20000:13:44,635 --> 00:13:46,300When you called and said you're coming down,20100:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,100I collected all the -- personal things20200:13:48,135 --> 00:13:52,500that your husband brought induring Juanita's -- stay with us.20300:13:52,535 --> 00:13:55,300I assume that's whyyou're stopping by?20400:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,800That's so thoughtful of you.But actually, no.20500:13:59,835 --> 00:14:00,600No?20600:14:01,000 --> 00:14:07,900No. You see, my husband and I still don't havea clear account as to how Juanita passed.00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:09,100How?- Yes.20800:14:09,135 --> 00:14:13,400Did she -- die quietly, in her sleep...20900:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,400Oh, yeah, that's usually how it happens.21000:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,500I mean, I'm pretty surethat's what happened.21100:14:20,535 --> 00:14:21,900Pretty sure.21200:14:21,935 --> 00:14:26,000I mean, I don't know exactly,because I wasn't with her at that time.21300:14:26,035 --> 00:14:27,400Uh-huh.21400:14:27,435 --> 00:14:30,800Was -- anyone with her?21500:14:30,835 --> 00:14:35,900An orderly? Candy-striper?Anyone?21600:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,300No. She was alone.00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:49,200Thank you so much.That's all I needed to hear.21800:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,500Mrs. Sol韘!21900:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,300Oh, you can just toss that.22000:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,700Great. Just great.22100:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,600I think this is yours.22200:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,700Yeah, I've been looking for this one. Thanks.22300:15:25,735 --> 00:15:28,700I don't suppose you have any ideawhere I found it.22400:15:28,735 --> 00:15:32,000Well, these little suckers are drawn to bare fleeting car tires,22500:15:32,035 --> 00:15:36,300and since you're not limping or bleeding --22600:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,100This is only temporary.You need to get this tire fixed.22700:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,200Thanks. I will.22800:15:41,235 --> 00:15:44,800Seriously, it's not safe.You'll probably not get 20, 30 miles out of it.22900:15:44,835 --> 00:15:46,900All right, I promise.23000:15:46,935 --> 00:15:51,000Listen, I'm about to break for lunch.Would you like to join me?23100:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,200Lunch?23200:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,700Yeah, lunch.23300:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400Are you asking me out on a date?23400:15:57,435 --> 00:16:00,300That sounds kind of formal fora burrito and a can of soda,23500:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,800but -- yeah, I guess I am.23600:16:03,835 --> 00:16:05,300Aren't you dating Edie?00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:07,600We went out on a date.We're not dating.23800:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,400Oh.- So how about it?23900:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,600I'm buying.24000:16:10,635 --> 00:16:14,200I just got out of this relationshipwith this guy Mike, and24100:16:14,235 --> 00:16:16,200it's kind of complicated, and --24200:16:16,235 --> 00:16:19,000Anyway, I'm just not sure where I am right now,24300:16:19,035 --> 00:16:20,600I mean emotionally, I'm all jumbled up,24400:16:20,635 --> 00:16:24,600I don't think I could leap into someting relationship-wise, at the moment --24500:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,900Again: Just a burrito.24600:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400I'm sorry.00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:33,300OK. I understand.Sounds like you need time to reflect and heal.24800:16:33,335 --> 00:16:35,000I do. I really do.24900:16:35,035 --> 00:16:39,300OK. I'll check back with you tomorrow.25000:16:41,300 --> 00:16:46,500"This is so delicious!I don't know how you find the time, with 4 kids!"25100:16:46,535 --> 00:16:48,600Only for first-time guests.25200:16:48,635 --> 00:16:52,700Normally you'd be havingchicken fingers and maccaroni.25300:16:52,735 --> 00:16:53,500If that.25400:16:53,535 --> 00:16:55,700Hey, shut up.25500:16:55,735 --> 00:16:59,600Tom, you're in advertising, right?25600:16:59,635 --> 00:17:02,700I worked 5 years at Simon's and Scott.25700:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,300I started at Simon and Scott.25800:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,100I hated those guys.25900:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,400We have to talk.26000:17:13,435 --> 00:17:16,200Who do you know that...26100:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,000It's all over now.They'll be talking shop for the rest of the night.26200:17:20,035 --> 00:17:22,100Alissa loves talking about Alissa.26300:17:22,135 --> 00:17:25,400Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette, too.26400:17:25,435 --> 00:17:31,200I don't believe that for a second.You and your husband seem pretty solid.26500:17:31,235 --> 00:17:35,100We're going through some tough stuff.We're -- in counseling.26600:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,100Oh, really. More steak?26700:17:38,135 --> 00:17:42,300It's her idea.Not the most pleasant way to spend an hour.26800:17:42,335 --> 00:17:45,700Basically, I look at the clockand she blames me for everything.26900:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,600I don't think we should be talkingabout Alissa with her...27000:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,600so --27100:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,700It's OK. It's not like she can hear.27200:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,900Give me some more of thatpotato stuff.27300:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,400He actually said those thingswith her sitting right there?27400:18:04,435 --> 00:18:07,400It was really nasty.And he wouldn't shut up either.27500:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,500Can't believe you saidwe'd play tennis with them.27600:18:10,535 --> 00:18:12,200Honey, that was beforeI knew that he was a jerk!27700:18:12,235 --> 00:18:15,100She was great!Look what she taught me:27800:18:15,135 --> 00:18:19,500-- means "I love you".27900:18:19,535 --> 00:18:22,700Yeah, that's great.What am I gonna do?28000:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,000What do you mean?28100:18:25,035 --> 00:18:26,900 Obviously, she needs to be told.28200:18:26,935 --> 00:18:30,300No no no, she doesn't --This is between Dennis and Alissa.28300:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,500How can I ignore this?28400:18:31,535 --> 00:18:35,000And I quote:"It's not like she can hear".28500:18:35,035 --> 00:18:38,300Lynette, you're starting to ramp up into that whole meddling thing that you do.28600:18:38,335 --> 00:18:39,500Excuse me?28700:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,100Let me just handle it.It's a quarterback thing.28800:18:43,135 --> 00:18:44,500Are you saying I can't be tactful?28900:18:44,535 --> 00:18:48,000If he says something when we play tennis, I will take him aside, man to man,29000:18:48,035 --> 00:18:49,800and say, "That's not cool."29100:18:49,835 --> 00:18:51,200Are you saying I'm not tactful?29200:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000Ow. Ow ow...29300:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,100Andrew, I need you to take out the trash.29400:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,400Sure.29500:19:15,435 --> 00:19:17,900Now. Not 5 hours from now.29600:19:18,600 --> 00:19:23,200Going, going. God.29700:19:23,235 --> 00:19:27,800I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight, so -- I mean I need 40 bucks.29800:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,600No.29900:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,700What?30000:19:30,835 --> 00:19:33,500You no longer get an allowance.30100:19:34,100 --> 00:19:37,500Fine. I'm not taking out the trash.30200:19:37,535 --> 00:19:38,500Andrew?30300:19:38,535 --> 00:19:43,000What are you gonna do? Torture me?Go ahead, I can take it.30400:19:43,035 --> 00:19:46,600What I want, what I have always wanted,is for you to be happy.30500:19:46,635 --> 00:19:51,300And you're not.And I have no idea how to help you.30600:19:51,335 --> 00:19:53,600You can start bygetting out of the way.30700:19:53,635 --> 00:19:56,300I will not.We'll talk about this now.30800:19:56,335 --> 00:19:58,800I said, get out of the way.30900:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,600The next time you touch your mother like that, I'll throw you through this wall.31000:20:06,635 --> 00:20:08,500You understand me?31100:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,800Edie, wait up!I want to ask you something.31200:20:34,835 --> 00:20:37,200Can't stop.Got to keep my heart rate up.31300:20:37,235 --> 00:20:41,600I'm just wondering how you'd feelif I went out with Bill.31400:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,000What?31500:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,100Um -- Bill asked me out.316。

美剧英文台词文本绝望主妇第1季第15集

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 1X15ORIGINAL AIRDATE : Mon, Feb. 20th, 2005 @ 10pm (ABC)WRITTEN BY TOM SPEZIALY & MARC CHERRYDIRECTED BY LARRY SHAW==========================TRANSCRIPT:==========================Bree’s HouseBree comes down the stairs with a basket of laundry."Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values. Things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of country. In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with those who didn't."As she sorts the laundry in front of the washer, she pulls out a condom from the basket. Moments later, she holds it up in front of Rex, who's paying bills at the dining room table. Rex: "It's not mine."Bree: "You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promised."Rex: "Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today."Bree: "I want you out of the house!"Rex: "Bree, look at me. It's not mine."Bree: "Well, then, whose is it? It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket."Rex: "Well, I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper."He gets up and walks through the kitchen. Bree follows him.Bree: "No."Rex: "Sorry."Bree: "Andrew is still a child."Rex: "He's sixteen. It's not unheard of."Bree: "Honey, you have to talk to him."Rex: "And tell him what?"Bree: "Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from - y'know."Rex: "I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, but I don't think it's gonna do any good."Bree: "Well, then the least we can do is go search his room and if we find any more of these, we'll confiscate them."Rex: "And that will accomplish what?"Bree: "Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe--"Rex: "He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis. He'd still try to have sex."Bree: "Well, we can't put it back in his room. I mean that would be like we're condoning him having pre-marital sex."Rex: "Bree, let me put this another way. Do you want to become a grandmother?"Cut to Bree leaving freshly-laundered clothes on Andrew's bed, then leaving his room, passing Andrew in the hallway. Andrew enters in his room."Yes, Bree believed in old-fashioned values, but she also believed it was better to be safethan sorry."Once in his room, Andrew sees the condom conspicuously left on his bed.CUT TO:CreditsCUT TO:"Each new morning in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies. Little white lies told not to hurt."A postman walks past a woman putting a bumper sticker on her car. The woman looks grumpy.Postman: "Morning Mrs. Cutchel. You look lovely today."The woman smiles after him."...but to make life more pleasant. They tell these lies to protect themselves and their reputations."The postman thumbs through the small stack of bills marked "Past Due" addressed to the Solis residence as he walks up to Carlos and Gabrielle's house. Carlos walks up the sidewalk to meet him and takes the mail.Carlos: "Oh, for God sakes, this is unbelievable. It's the last time I do my banking online." "Of course, every now and then, the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth."CUT TO:Bree's HouseSusan, Gabrielle, and Bree sit at the dining room table with coffee cups in front of them. Lynette stands in the corner.Gabrielle: "He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?"Susan: "He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident. Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen."Gabrielle: "We know that you want to trust Mike, but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage."Susan: "Now did he? We don't know that for sure. All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it."Bree: "So what are you saying, that the twins murdered Martha?"Lynette: "Well, I wouldn't put it past them."Susan: "I'm saying that is about as likely as Mike having done it. He's a good guy. I know him.I mean, he's, he's Mike."Lynette: "Honestly, I don't think Mike did it either, but if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence."Bree: "Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up." Gabrielle: "But, we will do whatever you want us to do."Susan: "Okay, call."Bree: "So should I just dial nine one one?"Gabrielle: "Well, it's not really an emergency."Lynette: "It was a murder."Bree: "Well, not recently, and I'd prefer not to tie up the line."Susan: "Will you just call?"Bree dials the phone.CUT TO:Susan's HouseThere's a knock on the door. Julie answers it. It was Zach.Zach: "Hey."Julie: "My mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you here."Zach: "Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party."Julie: "You know she doesn't want us to see each other."Zach: "Well, you gotta come. You're the reason I'm doing this."Julie: "I'll try to talk to my mom, okay? But you really gotta go."He turns and walks away.CUT TO:Outside Gabrielle's HouseGabrielle, returning home, is greeted by a young man leaning against his truck.Justin: "Hey, Mrs. Solis."Gabrielle: "I'm sorry. Do I know you?"Justin: "Yeah, I'm Justin. John's roommate? I've been waiting forever for you to show up." Gabrielle: "Really, why?"Justin: "I want to do you a favor."Gabrielle: "What kind of favor?"Justin: "Well, John says that you can't exactly afford a gardener right now, and I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free."Gabrielle: "You want to mow my lawn for free?"Justin: "Mow your lawn, water your flowers, trim your bushes. I could do everything John did for you."Gabrielle: "That's very generous of you, but I don't think so."Justin: "Why?"Gabrielle: "Because my husband is home quite a lot these days. If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it."Justin: "Well, this is a very beautiful yard. I'm sure it could use a little extra attention." Gabrielle: "I'm flattered but no thank you."She starts to walk past, and he grabs her arm, holding on.Justin: "Mrs. Solis, please."Gabrielle: "Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? He's under house arrest."Justin: "Oh?"Gabrielle: "He has a lot of anger toward the government right now and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on."He lets go of her arm and she walks briskly towards her front door.CUT TO:Lynette's HouseTom enters the house as the boys are playing hockey in the living room.Tom: "Hey guys, this isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?"Lynette: "How was your day?"Tom: "Hey. I didn't get the V.P. gig."Lynette: "Oh, Tom, I'm so sorry."Tom: "It just doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy, so how does Tim Doogan, the biggest blow-hard in the office get promoted to vice president over me?" Lynette: "I thought you liked Tim Doogan."Tom: "I do. I just, I just, I really wanted that promotion. Boys, can you please take the Stanley Cup Finals outside?"The boys ignore him.Lynette: "Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?"Tom: "I have worked at that firm for eight and a half years. Doogan's been there for less than two. I am not going to beg."Lynette: "I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time. You have to see your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet."Tom: "There is more than one, you know, leadership style. Mine is quiet but effective." Lynette (shouting at the boys): "Take that racket outside!" (to Tom) "Well, whatever works for ya."The boys immediately stop playing and head outside.CUT TO:Outside Susan's HouseSusan is taking groceries out of her car when Mike comes up from behind her.Mike: "Susan! Hey, sexy, where you been? I called you twice. You avoiding me?"Susan: "Don't be silly. Why would I do that? No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping." Mike: "For two days? You must be pretty well stocked."From behind Mike, police officers come out of unmarked cars and quickly and quietly draw their guns and walk hurriedly towards Mike. Susan notices them and looks worried.Mike: "How 'bout dinner tonight?"Susan: "Uh, dinner, tonight?"Mike: "You okay?"One of the cops motions with his hand for Susan to get down.Susan: "Can you hold these a sec?"She hands the groceries and dives to the ground. Immediately, the cops grab Mike and push him towards Susan's car, handcuff him, and start pulling him away while reading him his rights.Cop: "Up against the car! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law..."CUT TO:Bree's HouseAt the dinner table, the four Van De Kamps eat.Andrew: "So, get this. Zach Young is throwing a pool party Saturday night and he sent out a bunch of formal invitations complete with fancy lettering."Danielle: "I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with after shave."Bree: "What is wrong with nice invitations?"Andrew: "Mom, it's a pool party."Danielle: "Why couldn't he've just pass out fliers in the quad?"Andrew: "Because he's genetically incapable of being cool?"Rex: "So, uh, you going?"Andrew: "Maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim. We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's gonna be."Bree: "Is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?"Andrew: "Yeah."Bree: "You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?"Andrew: "I guess."Bree: "Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by eleven on Saturday."Andrew: "Eleven? Mom, it's not even a school night."Rex: "Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good."Bree: "You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility but I cannot." Andrew: "What, what's going on here? Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?"Bree: "As a matter of fact it does, and just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her."Andrew lets out an exasperated laugh.Bree: "Andrew, this is not funny."Andrew: "Mom, trust me. This is very funny, mostly because the condom wasn't mine."Bree stares accusingly at Rex, who in turn stares at Andrew like he knows he's lying. Andrew turns to Danielle, who, when she catches her father's eye, leans back in her chair and turns to Andrew.Danielle: "You suck, you know that?"Bree stares at Danielle, her mouth hanging open in shock.Later, Bree walks into the kitchen where Danielle is.Bree: "So obviously we need to talk."Danielle: "I'm still a virgin if that's what you want to know."Bree: "Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom?"Danielle: "Because I'm planning on having sex and I don't want to get pregnant."Bree: "Danielle, you are president of the Abstinence Club."Danielle: "I wasn't planning on running for a second term."Bree: "Who were you planning on having sex with?"Danielle: "John."Bree: "John Rowland? I thought you broke up with him."Danielle: "No, he broke up with me. And you want to know why? Because I wouldn't do it." Bree: "Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance."Danielle: "Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy. And besides, it's different with John. I love him."Bree: "Oh, sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return."Danielle: "So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex."Bree: "Honey, I am looking out for your happiness. Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges, but I waited until I got married, as did your father, and it was so much better."Danielle: "Daddy ended up cheating on you."Bree: "Yes. Well -"Danielle: "And every since he moved back in, you've been miserable."Bree: "Why would you say that?"Danielle: "The walls between our bedrooms are paper thin. I hear more stuff than I probably should."Bree: "Oh."Danielle: "Look, mom, I love you a lot but you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice about sex and happiness."She gives her mom a kiss on the cheek and walks out of the room.CUT TO:Gabrielle's HouseGabrielle picks up the stack of bills and tosses them in front of Carlos.Gabrielle: "Have you seen these? Five more past due notices."Carlos: "Don't worry. I'm handling it."Gabrielle: "How? How are you handling it?"Carlos: "Can I please finish my sandwich?"Gabrielle: "Have you seen our checking account lately? We're broke. And then we have the mortgage payment coming up. We have property taxes.."Carlos: "Gabby, it's going to be okay."Gabrielle: "No, it's not. We are seriously screwed, and I am freaking out that you're not freaking out."Carlos: "Look, things will turn around."Gabrielle: "When?"Carlos: "I don't know when, but we're lucky people, and we'll be lucky again."Gabrielle: "What is that?"Carlos: "It's the lawnmower. We got a new gardener today. It's not going to cost us a cent. The kid's a friend of John's."Gabrielle: "Carlos--"Carlos: "And he said that he'd do the lawn for free. Can you believe it? We are lucky people."Carlos goes back to his sandwich while Gabrielle stands in the doorway, glaring at Justin, who mows the lawn with his shirt off. He sends a triumphant smile her way.CUT TO:Baseball FieldA company softball game is in progress. In the dugout, a man walks to position to bat, while others call out his name and he waves to the crowd.Doogan: "Hey you guys, good to see you again."Tom sits on the bench, staring after him glumly. Lynette comes up to him and sits down. Lynette: "Hey! Don't look so glum. You're gonna get a hit."Tom: "It's not that. This is my hating Tim Doogan look." (in an announcer's voice) "Oh, Doogan connects. Look at the job-stealing bastard run. Doogan is really showing some of the glory-hounding, ass-kissing hustle that he is so well known for."Lynette: "I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter."Tom: "Oh look, he's stretched for extra bases, just like he stretched for extra territoryscrewing over unsung utility player Tom Scavo."Doogan trips and falls onto the ground.Tom: "Oh, down goes Doogan. Doogan goes down. That's gotta hurt. Oh, Lord Hound is tagged out and now he's gonna have to deal with some tough dirt stains, that Tim Doogan." Lynette: "Tom..."Several of the players roll Doogan over and begin administering CPR.Tom: "Oh, no, look. I'm sure he's just grandstanding."Lynette: "Oh my God."Tom: "Holy crap."He runs out onto the field.CUT TO:Susan's HouseSusan cleans up the dishes from dinner. Julie follows her into the kitchen.Julie: "It's only a pool party. Everyone's gonna be there."Susan: "I said no."Julie: "What are you gonna do? Keep a boy freeze zone around me until I'm eighteen?" Susan: "You can see boys in a couple years, just not that boy."Julie: "Why do you hate Zach?"Susan: "I don't hate Zach. I just think he's sort of crazy."Julie: "Mom, I've heard people call you sort of crazy."Susan: "Well, I'm adorable crazy, and he's rampage crazy."A knock at the door. Susan opens it.Detective Copeland: "Susan Mayer?"Susan: "Yeah."Detective Copeland: "I'm Detective Copeland. I'm investigating the murder of Martha Huber.I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino."Later, Susan and Julie sit on the couch while Detective Copeland puts on a pair of glasses and opens up a small notebook.Detective Copeland: "Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the seventh of last month?" Susan: "Is the seventh important?"Detective Copeland: "Well, we believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered. She was last seen at the grocery store around nine and then she didn't show up for her dentist appointment the next morning."Susan: "What day was that?"Detective Copeland: "It was a Sunday."Susan: "Oh. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, yes, I was with Mike that night."Detective Copeland: "You're sure?"Susan: "Yes, I was. It was a big night for us, relationship-wise. It was the first time that we..."Detective Copeland: "The first time you...?"Julie: "Did it. The first time they did it."Susan: "Julie!"Julie: "Well, it was."Susan: "How did you know?"Julie: "I'm not clueless. I found men's boxers in the clothes hamper."Susan: "Oh, don't write that down. Oh, but this is good. You can let Mike go. He's innocent." Detective Copeland: "Well, assuming everything you're telling me is true."Julie: "It's true. The next morning she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts. Seriously. Little hearts."Susan gives her a light slap on the leg.CUT TO:Gabrielle's BedroomGabrielle walks into her bedroom from the bathroom, tying a bathrobe around her. She turns around and gasps. Justin stands in the doorway.Gabrielle: "Justin, what are you doing up here?"Justin: "Uh, I finished the hedges. Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done?"Gabrielle: "I don't know. He's not here. He had a meeting with his lawyer."Justin: "So, I guess that means we're all alone."Gabrielle: "No, that means I'm all alone. You're leaving."Justin: "I'm not in a hurry. C'mon, maybe we could hang out for a little while."Gabrielle: "I don't think so."Justin: "C'mon, if you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun. All my friends say so."Gabrielle: "Well, I'm not interested in becoming one of your friends. Get out of my bedroom."Justin: "C'mon, Mrs. Solis, be nice."He grabs her and leans in for a kiss. She slaps him."Justin: "You shouldn't have done that."Gabrielle: "Do you know how easy it would be for me to call my husband and tell him what you just tried to do?"Justin: "Not as easy as it'd be for me to tell him what happened between you and John. I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis, but you're gonna have to be nice to me, at least once."She stares at him in confusion as he walks off.CUT TO:Outside Mike's HouseA police car drops him off and Susan runs to greet him.Susan: "Mike! Mike, are you okay?"Mike: "Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm a little bit embarrassed. Must be the talk of the neighborhood." Susan: "No, not really, no. So guess what? I'm your alibi. I told the police that we were together the night that Mrs. Huber was killed and that I could never forget that night." Mike: "So you don't think I killed Mrs. Huber?"Susan: "No, no, of course not. I could never think you killed anybody, even I wasn't your alibi, which I am."Mike: "Okay, I'm, um, I'm gonna go take a shower. Jail is kinda gross. I'll call you later, okay?"Susan: "Sure. When?"Mike: "Later, I've just got some stuff I've got to take care of, okay?"Susan: "Okay."CUT TO:John and Justin's ApartmentJohn opens his door. Bree is standing there.John: "Mrs. Van De Kamp."Bree: "Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?" John: "Sure. So, what can I do for you?"Bree: "Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it."CUT TO:Lynette's PlaceTom arrives home.Tom: "Hey."Lynette: "Hi. So, what's the word on Tim?"Tom: "He came through the triple bypass with flying colors."Lynette: "Thank god."Tom: "Course, it's not all coming up roses. He's not going to be able to come back to work for four, four and a half months."Lynette: "Oh."Tom sits down at the table with a beer, clearly very happy.Lynette: "What?"Tom: "The company still needs to expand, so I figure they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me to step up, take the ball."Lynette: "You're going after Tim Doogan's promotion?"Tom: "No. I already got it. You should've seen me. I walked straight into Peterson's office and I told him he would be a fool to hold Doogan's promotion."Lynette: "You called your boss a fool?"Tom: "I did. That was risky in retrospect, but you know what? Still, he gave me the job. Look at me. It's me, I'm the man, I got the whole west coast."Lynette: "Oh my -- what? What? The whole west coast? I thought you were going after an in-house position."Tom: "No, no, no. I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to L.A. I, I told you that." Lynette: "No. No, you didn't."Tom: "Okay, so it's gonna be a little bit more travel."Lynette: "More travel? Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is. Now you're going to have -- what, twice the work load?"Tom: "Honey? Please, don't ruin this."Lynette: "I'm sorry, but you should have consulted me."Tom: "I did. You told me to stop being a shrinking violet and to step up."Lynette: "I thought this was an in-house position."Tom: "Okay, I'm going to go shower."Lynette: "Look, wait, wait. I know what this means to you."Tom: "No, you don't. No, you don't. I am forty-one years old. If I don't make vice president now, it's never gonna happen. This is my career. It's, it's important to me."Lynette: "So was mine, but I'm here, aren't I?"Tom: "I'm gonna take the job."He goes upstairs.CUT TO:John and Justin's ApartmentBree and John sit facing each other in the living room.Bree: "She said that you broke up with her because she refused to have sex."John: "Wow. Um, okay, here's the deal. I said that, but it was just an excuse. The truth is, I wasn't that into her."Bree: "Really?"John: "And she was always so proud of never having done it, I figured, hey, this is my way out."Bree: "Well, she feels very passionately about you."John: "Well, don't get me wrong. She's nice, but the truth is, there's someone else." Bree: "Oh, are you going steady?"John: "Not exactly. We were seeing each other pretty regularly but this other lady - girl, she sorta dumped me."Bree: "Oh, I see."John: "Well, look. I'll talk to Danielle, and don't worry, I'll let her down gently."Bree: "Uh, actually, I would prefer if you didn't."John: "Huh?"Bree: "I know my daughter. She's very determined, and unless you're really firm with her, she's going to continue to think that there's hope."John: "Okay. I'll be firm."Bree: "Better still, be brutal."CUT TO:DinerMike enters and finds Mr. Shaw eating a big piece of chocolate cake. He sits down at the booth with Mr. ShawMike: "Decided to indulge your sweet tooth, huh?"Mr. Shaw: "I'll be dead inside a year. I got bigger things to worry about than my waistline. So, who's the woman they think you killed?"Mike: "Martha Huber, local busybody. I thought her murder was random."Mr. Shaw: "Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage. Did you kill her?" Mike: "No. Whoever set me up did a good job, though. The cops are all over me."Mr. Shaw: "You getting close to something?"Mike: "If I'm getting close, I don't see it."Mr. Shaw: "What I'm saying is, people leave trails. One of those trails could lead to Deirdre. Whoever set you up must know that."Mike: "Yeah, maybe. But I won't be much good to you locked up."Mr. Shaw: "I'm rich, Mike. One of the best things about being rich is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of any problem. I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass."CUT TO:John and Justin's ApartmentJustin opens the door. Gabrielle is on the other side.Justin: "Mrs. Solis!"Gabrielle: "Hello, Justin."Justin: "What are you doing here?"Gabrielle: "I am here to talk to your roommate."Justin: "John? I didn't think you guys talked anymore."Gabrielle: "Well, now we have something to talk about. You."Justin: "Me?"Gabrielle: "Yes, I'm gonna tell him how you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you.I wonder how he'll react."Justin: "Mrs. Solis --"Gabrielle: "Think he'll get violent?"Justin: "You can't talk to John about that."Gabrielle: "Oh, I can, and I will, you little worthless piece of crap."Justin: "Listen, Mrs. Solis. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't want to blackmail you."Gabrielle: "Then why did you?"Justin: "I really needed to sleep with you."Gabrielle: "Why?"Justin: "Because. I think I might be gay."Gabrielle: "Oh."CUT TO:Tom's OfficeThe boys come running in, followed by Lynette.Boys: "Daddy!"Tom: "What's up?"Lynette: "Oh, we went out for burgers and the boys knew you wouldn't be home till after, um, bedtime so we decided to pop in and visit the new V.P."Tom: "Yeah, well, check it out. I finally got an office with a window, huh?"Lynette: "Yep, it's all about the window."Tom: "Hey, guys, hey, who wants chair rides?"Boys: "Me!"Tom: "C'mon, out this way. Here we go."Tom and the boys run into the lounge area and begin playing. Lynette watches them from the other side of the glass.A woman walks into the office and grins at Lynette.Mrs. Peterson: "Checking out the new executive digs?"Lynette: "Oh, you know it."Mrs. Peterson: "Can I tell you a little secret?"Lynette: "Sure."Mrs. Peterson: "Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Doogan and I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom."Lynette: "Really?"Mrs. Peterson: "Uh-huh. Tom is such a workhorse and he wanted it so badly."Lynette: "Yeah, he certainly did."。

绝望主妇第一季第六集台词

00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,300Previously on "desperate housewives"200:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,000I know why my mom killed herself.300:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,400Secrets were revealed.400:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,700This is getting really weird.500:00:05,700 --> 00:00:06,800I think we should go to the police.600:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,700Relationships got complicated.700:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,600Mama Solis. What are you doing here?800:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,900So you think she's cheating on you?900:00:11,900 --> 00:00:12,600I think so.1000:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,300I'll take care of it.1100:00:13,300 --> 00:00:15,700We got a call --something about a break-in.00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,400I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,but this is something else.1300:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,700And the mystery...1400:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,000Zach, why did you do this?1500:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,800I don't know.1600:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,800Deepened.1700:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,900Zach.1800:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,900Suburbia is a battle ground,1900:00:33,900 --> 00:00:37,500an arena for all forms of domestic combat.2000:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,500Husbands clash with wives,2100:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,900parents cross swords with children,2200:00:41,900 --> 00:00:45,600but the bloodiest battles often involve women2300:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,800and their mothers-in-law.2400:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,500The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed,2500:00:51,500 --> 00:00:56,000and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.2600:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,100From the prenuptial agreement,2700:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,100which she reluctantly signed...2800:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,600to the selection of wedding music she despised...2900:01:10,100 --> 00:01:13,400to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,3000:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,600Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another.3100:01:18,700 --> 00:01:23,200And now that Juanita suspected herdaughter-in-law of having an affair,3200:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,700it had become increasingly apparent in this war...3300:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,600Mrs. Solis? I'll be at the market.3400:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,900No prisoners would be taken.3500:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,800Thank you, Yao Lin.3600:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,700I don't see why you have her.3700:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,300It's a big house. I need help.3800:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,800It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.3900:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,700I supervise.4000:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,700You pay her $300 a week.4100:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,900Mm-hmm.4200:01:52,900 --> 00:01:56,000That's $15,000 a year.4300:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,700Carlos, you always say how you're notputting away enough for retirement.4400:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,400You know, baby, it would be a goodidea if we cut back on expenses.4500:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,400You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?4600:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,900Other women manage.4700:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,800Ahem.4800:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,500That's nice.4900:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,400You like that?5000:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,600Oh, yeah.5100:02:37,100 --> 00:02:39,400God, I'm going to miss this, Carlos.5200:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,200What do you mean?5300:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,900Well, since...5400:02:44,900 --> 00:02:47,600I'm going to have to be doing the cooking00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,000and the cleaning and all theshopping like the other wives...5600:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000mm-hmm.5700:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,900I'm going to be exhausted at night,5800:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,800just like all the other wives.5900:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,200Till I build up my stamina, of course.6000:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,100And that might take a couple years.6100:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,200Sadly for Juanita,6200:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,500she had ignored the first rule of war.6300:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,600Good morning, Carlos.6400:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,200The maid stays.6500:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,100Never underestimate your enemy.6600:04:01,800 --> 00:04:06,000Episode 6 : Running to Stand Still6700:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,600Of the many suburban rituals,6800:04:09,600 --> 00:04:14,400none is quite so cherishedas the neighborhood yard sale.6900:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,800The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know7000:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,000in hopes of finding bargainsthey don't really need,7100:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000each so determined to save a few pennies,7200:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,300they often miss hidden treasures.7300:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,800Hey, Paul.7400:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,700Hi, Susan.7500:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,200& nbsp;00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,600Got to say, I was a little surprisedto see Mary Alice's award for sale.7700:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,300She got it for doing charity workfrom the Chamber of Commerce.7800:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,500Zach and I are moving.7900:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,400We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary.8000:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,800That makes sense.8100:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,100Still, I just wanted to make sureyou didn't want to keep it for Zach,8200:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,500 something to remember his mother by.8300:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,100Zach doesn't need a piece of glassto remember his mother.8400:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,800I'm out of newspaper.8500:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,300Here.8600:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,200Let's call it 10 bucks for everything.8700:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,400Great.8800:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,200Speaking of Zach,8900:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,200haven't seen him around lately.9000:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,700He's been a bit depressed.9100:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,400I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.9200:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,200Oh. Which ones?9300:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,300You don't know them.9400:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,900So how'd you get the fat lip?9500:05:18,900 --> 00:05:22,000The usual way -- asking too many questions.9600:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,700Did you find out where Zach is?9700:05:30,700 --> 00:05:34,900No, but I can tell you this much --he's not staying with relatives.9800:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,500It's driving me crazy, mama.9900:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,800I mean, it could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.10000:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,100Don't worry about it.10100:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,200I'm not letting her out of my sight.10200:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,200Now who the hell is that?10300:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,396And look at the way she's touching him.10400:05:45,396 --> 00:05:47,000You think that's the guyshe's having the affair with?10500:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,300Carlos, don't be stupid.10600:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,910A guy she talks to in public10700:05:49,910 --> 00:05:52,000isn't someone you're going to worry about.10800:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,700So it's someone that she doesn't talk to.10900:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,100What do I have to do,11000:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,800beat up every guy in town?11100:05:58,801 --> 00:06:00,402Marriage takes work.11200:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,100I'm not surprised he'splaying it close to the vest.11300:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,300Paul knows we're on to him.11400:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,011Zach said Mary Alice killed herself11500:06:08,011 --> 00:06:10,700because of something thathe had done, something bad.11600:06:10,700 --> 00:06:13,000Is there anyone else who'd knowwhat he was talking about?11700:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,700No. That's why we have to find him.It's the only way we'll know the truth.11800:06:16,700 --> 00:06:17,700It just doesn't make any sense.11900:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,300Zach is such a sweet kid.12000:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,300I can't imagine himdoing anything that terrible.12100:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,100Well, he did break into your house.12200:06:23,100 --> 00:06:26,100I mean, the kid's obviously troubled in some way.12300:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,200Severe depression,12400:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,500borderline personality disorder --12500:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,200Zach is a deeply troubled young man.12600:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,800I'm aware of that.12700:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,300What are you giving him?12800:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,000Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.12900:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,200Good.13000:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,300I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy13100:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,600to help unearth any repressed memory.13200:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,800I don't think so.13300:06:52,800 --> 00:06:57,400Mr. Young, I can't justmedicate him indefinitely.13400:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,500Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.13500:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,400No new treatments without my permission.13600:07:06,500 --> 00:07:10,600I think this is going to be a greatversion of "Little Red Riding Hood,"13700:07:10,600 --> 00:07:16,200and it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliff Academy so special.13800:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,300Thank you.13900:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,900And now, I would liketo turn over the nextpart of our meeting to our parent coordinator14000:07:23,900 --> 00:07:26,300the amazing Maisy Gibbons.14100:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,900Thank you, Ms. Truesdale.14200:07:29,900 --> 00:07:35,400Now, before everyone leaves,we have new copies of the script up here.14300:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,400Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday,14400:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,300and we were a little troubled by the ending.14500:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,000Killing the wolf --14600:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,200it sends the wrong message to our kids,14700:07:46,200 --> 00:07:51,700and we believe that animals should onlybe euthanized as a last resort.14800:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,000Do you find something amusing?14900:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,400I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding.15000:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,900No.15100:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,800& nbsp;15200:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,000Oh, okay.15300:08:04,200 --> 00:08:09,200So in our version, the wolf is aggressivebecause he has a thorn in his paw,15400:08:09,200 --> 00:08:13,000and the woodsman will take out the thornand send Mr. Wolf on his way.15500:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,100I'm sorry. Aren't we doing "Little Red Riding Hood"?15600:08:16,100 --> 00:08:16,900Yes.15700:08:16,900 --> 00:08:19,200So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy.15800:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,100He eats Little Red's grandma.15900:08:21,100 --> 00:08:25,900If you let him go, he's just goingto chow down on other defenseless old ladies.16000:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,400I-I'm sorry. And you are...16100:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,500I'm Lynette Scavo.16200:08:29,500 --> 00:08:33,500My twins just joined.They're playing oak trees.16300:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,700Oh, of course. Lynette.16400:08:35,700 --> 00:08:40,900Uh, let's see. You are signed up to taketickets the night of the show. Is that right?16500:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,100Yeah.16600:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,100Well, with all due respect,16700:08:44,100 --> 00:08:50,000let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who've assumed the heavy lifting, shall we?16800:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,80016900:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,800 Whatever.17000:08:54,900 --> 00:08:58,600I must say, I'm jealous of howmuch time you two spend together.17100:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,200My mother-in-law would never wantto hang out with me all day.17200:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,600She sounds nice.17300:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,500Hey.17400:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,100Oh, hey there, you two.17500:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,600Hi, John.17600:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,000Hi, Mrs. Solis.17700:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,800I wasn't aware you two were friends.17800:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,900 Yeah. We go to the same school.00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,700Of course you do.18000:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,400Mom, if you need anything,we'll be upstairs in my room studying.18100:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,400Have fun.18200:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,600Doesn't it make you nervous --18300:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,800a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?18400:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,600Oh, no, I don't worry about John.18500:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,400Both he and Danielle are in the Abstinence Club.18600:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,000Coffee's a little hot.18700:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,800Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers.18800:09:57,300 --> 00:10:00,500She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach18900:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,100and hiding the truth.19000:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,200She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.19100:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,800To succeed,19200:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,700Susan would have to be evasive herself.19300:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,400Susan.19400:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,700Well, long time no see.19500:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,400Mrs. Greenberg.19600:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,900Do you remember those two eggsI let you borrow last Christmas?19700:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,500I need those back.19800:10:29,700 --> 00:10:33,500Well, gosh, honey, I'm fresh out,but if you want, I could run to the store.19900:10:33,500 --> 00:10:37,200Oh, forget about it. It's not that important.20000:10:37,700 --> 00:10:42,500But since I'm here, do you still havethat old hatch back sitting in your garage?20100:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,900Can I borrow it tomorrow?20200:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,900You want to borrow my car?20300:10:45,900 --> 00:10:46,900Just for a couple of hours.20400:10:46,900 --> 00:10:50,600Well, I'm not sure.Do you know how to drive a stick?20500:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,500Yes, I think so. I learned in college.20600:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,600It's like riding a bike, right?20700:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,400I'm not sure, dear.20800:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,800It's no big deal.20900:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,800It's just for a couple of hours.21000:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,500I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.21100:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,200First off, I'm very pleased with the workwe've done in our sessions thus far.21200:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,200We're making excellent progress.21300:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,500Thank you. I feel really good about it.21400:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,800But there are a few areas of yourmarriage we haven't covered yet.21500:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,000Oh, really? Like what?21600:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,000Um...21700:11:24,000 --> 00:11:30,100I've told Dr. Goldfine our privatesessions that I'm not happy with our sex life.21800:11:33,900 --> 00:11:38,200And Rex feels that when the twoof you have intercourse,21900:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,100you're not as connected as you could be.22000:11:41,100 --> 00:11:41,800Connected?22100:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,000Well, yeah.22200:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000It's like you're thinking about other things.22300:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,400Is your hair getting messed up,did you remember to buy the tooth paste?22400:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,900You're just not there.22500:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,800This kind of disconnect is oftena symptom of a deeper problem.22600:11:53,800 --> 00:11:58,300So we were talking, and the ideaof a sexual surrogate came up.22700:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,100This is a licensed professionalwho'd work with you as a couple22800:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,800on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having.22900:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,200I have an excellent referral.23000:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,100Hmm. And what would this sexual surrogate person do?23100:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,200Well, she would coach us.23200:12:13,200 --> 00:12:13,900She.23300:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,600She's very discreet.You'll hardly notice she's there.23400:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,000Oh.23500:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,700So she would be in the room with uswhile we make love?23600:12:22,700 --> 00:12:27,200Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.23700:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,900Hmm.23800:12:28,900 --> 00:12:31,200Do you have any questions?23900:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,900Just one.24000:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,100How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last? 24100:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,200Because it is really starting to tick me off.24200:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,100All right, everyone's down for a nap.24300:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,500We've got no more than an hour.24400:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,900Let's get cracking.24500:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,0005-card draw, nothing wild.24600:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,600So how is it going with Mike, Susan?24700:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,800It's going, finally.24800:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,400We have our first official date next week.24900:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,000I think he's taking me to see a play or something.25000:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,900Might I suggest the Barcliff Academyproduction of "Little Red Riding Hood"?25100:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,200Oh, that's right --the twins' stage debut.25200:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,300Are they having fun?25300:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,700Sure, they get to play oak trees.25400:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,000I'm the one that has to deal withall the drama behind the scenes.25500:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,900Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons.25600:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,800She's a total nightmare.25700:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,500I guess I shouldn't have challenged her.25800:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,100Oh, dear.25900:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,300Because now no one on the playcommittee even wants to talk to me.26000:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,300Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.26100:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,300It hasn't really changed since girl scouts.26200:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,100Girls smile at you to your face, and thenbehind your back, they make fun of you26300:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,700'cause you're the only one not shaving her legs yet.26400:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,900That would have never happened in boy scouts.26500:13:43,900 --> 00:13:47,100When I worked, mostly with men,I preferred the way they fought.26600:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,000A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face,26700:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,500and once he's won, he's top dog.26800:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,800It's primitive, but it's fair.26900:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,100And a lot less sneaky.27000:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,300Isn't is sexist of us to generalize like this?27100:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,500It's science, Gabrielle.Sociologists have documented this stuff.27200:14:02,500 --> 00:14:07,500Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?27300:14:08,900 --> 00:14:13,100Wow, this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick.27400:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,000I'm going to run to the little girls' room.27500:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000You guys go ahead.27600:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,800I might be a while.27700:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,200I hate playing 3-handed poker.Let's take a break.27800:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,500I'll play.27900:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,300You play poker?28000:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,800I used to play a little with my grandfather.28100:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,800Pull up a chair.28200:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,200Oh, I notice you're just playing for chips.28300:14:29,200 --> 00:14:33,000My grandfather used to sayit's always more fun to play for money.28400:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,200Why not? 50 cents a bet?28500:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,300Make it a buck. 3-raise limit, $20 buy-in.28600:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,400Mrs. Solis. What are you doing?28700:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,600Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?28800:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,100I've been busy.28900:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,300Yeah, I-I've seen who you've been busy with.29000:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,800Danielle? Come on. I mean, she's just a friend.29100:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,800Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you,29200:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,100I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.29300:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,900Well, a lot of good it does me, with yourmother-in-law following you around all the time.29400:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,300Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while.29500:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,300Oh, no, John, please don't say that.29600:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,800I have everything under control.29700:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,600Now give me a boost.29800:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,700Hey. So what did I miss?29900:15:47,700 --> 00:15:51,300Not much. Just a few friendly handsof poker with the girls.30000:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,000As I'm sure you have all heard,30100:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis,30200:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,600which means we are now in desperate needof someone to do the costumes.30300:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,300I'm keeping my fingers crossed here.Are there any volunteers?30400:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,000I'll do it.30500:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,600Really? That's a --do you know how to sew?30600:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,700Absolutely.30700:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,900Well, uh, great. Thank you, Lynette.30800:16:35,900 --> 00:16:40,300Okay, so now that I'm going to do some heavy lifting,30900:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,200I believe I have the right to talkabout the changes made to the script.31000:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,000Um...31100:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,300ladies31200:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,300We all grew up with "Little Red Riding Hood,"31300:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,300and we survived it, scary stuff and all,31400:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,100so I say to hell with political correctness.31500:17:00,100 --> 00:17:04,600Let our kids experience this classiclike it was meant to be enjoyed.31600:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,900Let's kill the damn wolf,and just put on the best show we can.31700:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,600Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech,31800:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,000but I believe that ship has sailed.31900:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,600No, it hasn't. We still have timeto change the ending back.32000:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000And, you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale.32100:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,900I don't think it will upset the children.32200:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,000Well, I think you're wrong.32300:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000Well, that's what so great about being in a democracy.32400:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,100Everyone's entitled to their opinion.32500:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,000Also, everyone has a right to vote,32600:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,500so all in favor of the woodsmangoing medieval on the big bad wolf's ass...32700:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,600Oh! Oh!32800:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,800Dr. Goldfine.32900:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,700Bree.33000:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,400You're dining alone?33100:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,400Actually, I am.33200:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,700Well, what a coincidence. So am I.33300:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,700Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I pull up a chair?33400:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,200Bree, it's nothing personal,but I never socialize with clients.33500:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,000。

绝望的主妇1-3季经典旁白

An odd thing happens when we die. Taste, touch, smell, and sound become a distant memory, but our sight --ah, our sight expands, and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly. Of course, most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they'd only take the time to look.我们死去以后就会有奇怪的事情发生，我们的感觉消失了，味觉、触觉和听觉都成为遥远的回忆，但是我们的视觉，它变得开阔了。

我们能突然把被我们扔在身后的这个世界看清楚。

当然，大多数死人能看见的世界，活着的人也能看清楚，只要他们愿意花时间去看。

102.As I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me: the beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But people so rarely stop to take a look, they just keep moving. It‟s a shame really, there‟s so much to see.当我回头看看身后这个世界时；我看的如此清晰。

有那么多有待发现的美丽；和那么多有待揭幕的神秘；但是人们很少会停下来看上一眼。

他们只是不停的往前走，这真的很遗憾。

有那么多值得一看的东西！103.Yes, I remember the world --every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was. What a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now -- there will always be those who face their fears... and there will always be those who run away.是的，我记得这个世界的每一个细节；而我记的最多的是我有多害怕；真是浪费。

纯英文台词绝望主妇 1集

My name is Mary Alice Y oung ,when you read this morning paper. Y ou may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there’s never anything newsworthy about my life. But that all changed last Thursday. Of course ,everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth , I spent the day as I spent every other day , quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleaned with perfection. That’s why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used. My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs, Martha Huber, Who ‘d been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation. She decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before. It’s my neighbor. I think she’s been shot. There’s blood everywhere. Y es, you’ve got to send an ambulance. Y ou’ve got to send one right now. and for a moment. Mrs Huber stood motionless in her kitchen. Grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But only for a moment. If there was one thing Mrs Huber was known for. It was her ability to look on the bright side.我叫玛丽爱丽丝杨。

美剧英文台词文本绝望主妇第1季第17集

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 1X17ORIGINAL AIRDATE : Mon, Apr. 3rd, 2005 @ 10pm (ABC)WRITTEN BY JOHN PARDEE & JOEY MURPHYDIRECTED BY JEFF MELMAN==========================TRANSCRIPT:==========================Sacred Heart Hospital - Nighttime"In the Coma Ward at Sacred Heart Hospital, the dreams begin just after midnight. The pitch black of night gives way to vivid images that comfort the dreamer until the morning."A janitor stops cleaning the floor and stretches."Gus, the custodian, dreams of someday winning the lottery and quitting his thankless job." He removes a piece of paper from his shirt pocket, kisses it, picks up his thermos, and walks off.A security guard, sitting in a chair, pulls out a neck pillow to place on his neck. "Howard, the security guard, envisions a luxurious retirement in the tropics."He kicks off his shoes and closes his eyes.A night nurse sits at a desk, looking bored. She spins something on the desk and watches it. "Ruth Ann, the night nurse, fantasizes about leaving her husband."As it spins, she checks her watch, picks up a pack of cigarettes and stands up to leave, leaving her wedding ring spinning on the desk."But the most vivid dreams of all belong to the patient in Room 312."Inside room 312, Juanita Solis lies still in her hospital bed."Yes, Juanita Solis had been dreaming steadily for five months. Sometimes of the shocking secret she had uncovered."Flashback to her taking a picture of Gabrielle and John caught in bed.."Other times, she dreamt of the accident that had put her in the hospital."Flashback to her running out of the Solis house and getting hit by a car."But her most common dream was the one in which she finally told her son the truth." Carlos sits next to Juanita’s bedside holding her hands. Juanita leans over and begins whispering to Carlos.Juanita: "Carlos. Gabrielle...""And then one night...Juanita Solis decided it was time to wake up."Juanita's eyes open suddenly and she sits up in bed.A few minutes later, Juanita leaves her hospital room, holding onto her pole with IV fluids. She looks up and down the empty hallway.Juanita: "Hello? Is anybody here?"Juanita goes down the hallway, looking back and forth.Juanita: "Hello!"Juanita reaches the empty nurse's station and bangs on the counter.Juanita: "I have to call my son!"Juanita continues to run down the hallway in her stocking feet. She runs past the hallwayand doesn’t see the sleeping guard. She continues running and see a phone on the wall at the end of a hallway. She pulls out the intravenous tube and runs down the hallway toward the phone.As she heads towards it, she slips on the wet floor left by the janitor. She slides straight into a stairwell, where she falls down the stairs, right near the feet of the nurse taking her cigarette break. Ruth Ann, turns, shocked."Even though she knew she was about to die, Juanita didn’t care. The truth was finally going to come out."Ruth Ann puts out her cigarette and runs toward Juanita. Ruth Ann kneels down and holds Juanita’s head.Juanita: "Tell my son his wife is cheating on him."Ruth Ann: "Oh my God!"Juanita dies."Sadly for Juanita, this was one dream that would never come true."Ruth Ann pulls earphones from her ears. Music is blasting from the earphones.CUT TO:CreditsCUT TO:Susan's HouseAt Susan's kitchen table, there are illustrated drawings knights and dragons."We all honor heroes for different reasons. Sometimes for their bravery, sometimes for their daring, sometimes for their goodness, but mostly we honor heroes because at one point or another we all dream of being rescued."Susan goes to the coffeemaker by the sink and pours herself a cup. She looks through the kitchen window and sees Mike walking up to the door.He knocks on the door.Mike: "Susan, I know you’re in there. We have to talk."Susan opens door and faces Mike.Mike: "This is crazy."Susan: "I know."Mike grabs Susan and they kiss.Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming.Susan again opens the door and faces Mike.Mike: "Everything the cop said to you is true. I did kill someone. But there’s one thing they didn’t tell you. I killed for you, Susan."Susan grabs Mike and kisses him.Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming.Susan opens the door and faces Mike. He pulls out a gun and aims at her.Mike: "Susan, if I can’t have you, no one else can."Susan knocks the gun out of Mike’s hand.Susan: "Shut up."Susan grabs Mike and kisses him. The coffee cup she is holding falls and breaks.Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming. She looks down at the unbroken cup in her hand. She sees Mike walking toward the door, and then he knocks.Susan drops to the floor and crawls to the door.Mike: "Susan, are you home? Susan, your car is here. I know you’re in there. I was hoping we could talk for a minute."Susan whimpers and leans against the door. Mike slides a letter under the door. Susan pulls it in.Mike: "Susan, maybe you should have waited until I left to do that. All right, look, I know you don’t want to see me right now, but I owe you an explanation and it’s all in there, all of it. Everything you ever wanted to know about my past, about my reasons for doing what I did. It’s all there."Susan stands up and looks out the door in time to watch Mike walk away.CUT TO:School Parking LotA car sits in the parking lot. Its interior is filled with smoke. A school security guard knocks on window. A window rolls down and smoke pours out.Andrew: "Hey!"Security Guard: "Guys come on. What are you doing?"Andrew: "Ah, you know, just bonding. Discussing current events."Security Guard: "Hey, seriously, listen, if you guys would have just parked across the street I could have let you go."Andrew: "Why don’t you pretend like we did?"Andrew's friends laugh.Security Guard: "Get out of the car."Instead, Andrew starts pulling away.Security Guard: "Hey, hey, hey! Stop the car!"He holds onto the window and as the car speeds up, he trips and rolls on the ground as the car leaves.CUT TO:Bree's HouseRex: "I can’t believe it. Two months from graduation and he gets expelled."Bree: "You know we are just lucky that that security guard did not press charges."Rex: "So what are we gonna do?"Bree: "Well, glad that you asked."Bree pulls out some pamphlets from a drawer and lays them out.Rex: "What are these?"Bree: "They’re brochures for youth detention centers."Rex: "How long have you had these?"Bree: "They’ve been in the drawer for a few months. I had a feeling we might be needing them."Rex: "Bree, I don’t know."Bree: "We have to admit that we need help. If we can’t get through to Andrew then we have to find someone who can."Rex: "You really want to send our son away to some prison camp?"Bree: "Oh come on, don’t be so dramatic. Some of these places actually look fun. Look. Camp Hennessey." (reading) "Camp Hennessey teaches kids respect for authority andboundaries in a summer camp-like atmosphere."Bree holds up the brochure for Rex to see. Rex grabs the brochure.Rex: "The perimeter is surrounded by an electrified fence."Bree: "Well, you have to admit that’s an efficient way to teach respect for boundaries. Okay, how about this one. It’s perfect for Andrew. It’s a ranch in Montana. It has lots of fresh air and plenty of open spaces and daily classes in anger management."Rex: "I’m, I’m not comfortable with this."Bree: "All right, what about this one. It’s in the desert and it’s very reasonable. Barracks are a little bit bleak, but that recidivism rate is to die for!"Rex: "Bree, I’m not doing it. I’m not sending my son away."Bree: "It’s easy for you, isn’t it? You’re not the one he’s openly rude to. You’re not the one he challenges every day. You’re not the one he hates."Rex: "I’ll talk to him, all right? I’ll sit him down for a little old-fashioned heart to heart." Bree: "You talk to him all you want. I’m gonna check out the place with the electrified fence."CUT TO:Barcliff AcademyFive children, including Porter and Preston, dressed in colonial costume, stand on a small stage, reciting lines.Twin: "Listen, my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere."Lynette proudly smiles as she watches her sons recite. She turns to see, in the audience, a mother and young daughter signing to each other.Twin: "In the lantern is turned off in the belfry arch of the North church tower. One if by land, two if by sea, and I on the opposite shore will be."The parents applaud. Lynette smiles proudly as she applauds.Lynette, pushing a stroller, approaches the little girl and woman who had been signing. Lynette: "Um, hi. I, I wanted to introduce myself to your Mom. I’m Lynette Scavo."Alisa Stevens: "Have we met? I’m Alisa Stevens."Lynette: "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought..."Alisa: "I read lips."Lynette: "Oh."Alisa starts signing and her daughter begins translating for her.Lily (translating): "But a lot of the time, signing is much easier. I don’t like to misunderstand or be misunderstood."Lily turns toward Lynette and offers her hand.Lily: "And I’m Lily."Lynette: "Oh hi. Nice to meet you, Lily."A young boy in a horse costume runs by.Matt: "Hi, mom."Alisa: "That’s my son, Matt."Lynette: "My twins talk about Matt all the time. We should set up a play date."Alisa: "That sounds great. Let’s have dinner, too."Lynette: "I’d love to."Lynette turns toward her boys as she hears them yelling. They are holding Matt’s horse’stale, whipping it and yelling. Matt is trying to run away.Twins: "The British are coming! The British are coming. Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up." Matt:"No, no, no."Lynette turns back toward Alisa.Lynette: "Even better, let’s just keep it adults."CUT TO:Gabrielle’s House.Gabrielle is sitting on the couch reading the paper. Carlos comes in the front door. Carlos: "Babe, they blinked! We got 'em by the short hairs!"Carlos grabs Gabrielle’s hand and pulls her up.Gabrielle: "Who? Who blinked?"Carlos picks Gabrielle up and she shrieks.Carlos: "I just spoke to the lawyers. They offered a plea bargain."Gabrielle: "And that’s - good?"Carlos: "It means they know they got a weak case. They don’t think they can win. It’s over." Gabrielle: "Oh my god! Honey, that means we can keep the house!"Carlos: "No. We still have to sell the house. I gotta pay the lawyers."Gabrielle: "But I thought you said they offered a plea bargain."Carlos: "Yeah, but we’re not gonna take that."Gabrielle: "Put me down."Carlos puts Gabrielle down.Carlos: "Honey, it would mean me going to jail for eight months."Gabrielle: "I think that’s pretty reasonable considering you're guilty as sin!"Carlos: "You said that you were fine with selling the house."Gabrielle: "That was before I knew we could trade a couple months in prison to keep it!" The phone rings. Gabrielle goes over to answer it.Gabrielle: "What? No, this is her daughter-in-law."Carlos: "Is it the hospital? Is it Mama?"Gabrielle turns away from Carlos.Gabrielle: "Ah, thank you, yes."She hangs up.Carlos: "Gabby?"Gabrielle: "I'm sorry, Carlos."She puts her arms around him and hugs him close. As she holds him, she smiles.CUT TO:Gabrielle's HousePamphlets for crypts, caskets, and flowers are spread all over the coffee table."Some believe people are judged by the way they live life, and others by the way they leave it."Carlos: "I like the Lexington mahogany with gold leaf. It comes with a pink velvet interior and drapes. Plus it’s hand-engraved so in case of a flood or earthquake, they’ll at least be able to know which one is hers."Gabrielle: "Don’t you think that’s a little over the top?"Carlos: "I want the best for Mama."Gabrielle: "No, honey, these funeral homes make a fortune trying to convince people to overspend."Carlos: "What are you saying?"Gabrielle: "Well, I’m saying your mother was a sensible woman. She wouldn’t be comfortable with all these bells and whistles. Maybe this one. Wood veneer!"Carlos closes his eyes and shakes his head.Gabrielle: "What?"Carlos: "You never liked Mama."Gabrielle: "Well, it’s awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts. She always thought you married beneath you and she let me know it."Carlos: "She loved you."Gabrielle: "She treated me like trash!" (crosses herself) "God rest her soul."Carlos: "I’m putting my mother in the grave. Now is not the time to pinch pennies." Gabrielle: "Carlos, we’re not exactly flush with cash right now. Let her be true to her roots. She was born humble and barefoot."Carlos: "She was a queen."He walks away.CUT TO:Susan's House - OutsideSusan holds the sealed letter marked "Susan" that Mike had put under her door. Sitting around her are Lynette, Edie, and Bree.Lynette: "So what did Mike say when he gave you the letter?"Susan: "That it explains everything."Bree: "Well, does it?"Susan: "I haven’t read it."Edie: "Well, why the hell not?"Susan: "I just can’t."Lynette: "You’re a better woman than me. I would have ripped that open with my teeth. Aren’t you dying to know what he wrote?"Susan: "Yes. What if it just a bunch of far-fetched stories."Bree: "Well, you should assume that it is."Lynette: "Why?"Bree: "Well, think about how good men are at lying on the spot. I mean, God forbid, you should give them time and a pen!"Lynette and Edie laugh.A car drives up on the street behind them and honks. The sign on the door of the car reads "General Contractors." A handsome man calls out to Edie.Bill: "Hey Edie, you mind stopping by the site later? I have blueprints of the master bath." Edie: "Oh. I’ll see you in a few, Bill."Susan turns and looks at Bill. Bill nods and smiles at Susan as he drives away.Edie: "That’s my new contractor. We’re sort of dating."Lynette: "Didn’t you once say you never mix business with pleasure?"Edie: "No, I said never mix pleasure with commitment."Lynette (laughing): "Right."Bree: "So, Susan, what are you gonna do with the letter?"Edie: "And for pete’s sake, would you open it up already?"Susan begins to open the letter, then stops.Susan: "No, no, I won't. I don’t trust Mike anymore. And without trust...no, no. I’m just gonna go in and rip it up and throw it in the trash."Susan begins walking toward her house. Lynette grabs the letter and acts like she's going to rip it up.Lynette: "Why wait, why don’t we just rip it up now."Susan grabs the letter back.Susan: "No, no no. That’s okay, I don’t wanna, you know, litter."She runs inside her house. The other women watch her go.Lynette: "She is so opening that letter."CUT TO:Sacred Heart HospitalGabrielle walks down the hallway."While Carlos was making arrangements to bury his mother, Gabrielle was making sure she’d be taking her secret to the grave."Gabrielle reaches the nurse's station. As she looks at the nurse behind the counter, a man in a business suit walks up to a room behind Gabrielle, and enters it, but makes sure to keep the door cracked open so he can eavesdrop.Gabrielle: "Hi, I’m Gabrielle Solis. You're Nurse Heissel?"Nurse Ruth Ann Heissel: "Yes, Hi. Um, when you called and said you were coming down I collected all the personal things that your husband brought in during Juanita’s stay with us."Nurse Heissel puts a cardboard box on the counter.Nurse Heissel: "I assume that that’s why you were stopping by."Gabrielle: "Oh, that’s so thoughtful of you, but actually no."Nurse Heissel: "No?"The man behind the door continues to watch.Gabrielle: "No, you see my husband and I still don’t have a clear account as to how Juanita passed."Nurse Heissel: "How?"Gabrielle: "Yes, did she die quietly in her sleep?"Nurse Heissel and the man in the doorway nod as if agreeing with what Gabrielle is saying. Nurse Heissel: "Oh yeah, that’s usually how it happens. I mean, I’m pretty sure that that’s how it happened."Gabrielle: "Pretty sure?"Nurse Heissel: "I mean, I don’t know exactly cause I wasn’t with her at that time." Gabrielle: "Uh huh. Was anyone with her? An orderly, candy striper, anyone?"The man still watches them.Nurse Heissel: "No. She was alone."The man closes his eyes and bows his head.Gabrielle: "Thank you so much. That’s all I needed to hear."Gabrielle walks away. As she passes by the room the man is in, he quickly closes the door.Nurse Heissel picks up the cardboard box.Nurse Heissel: "Mrs. Solis!"Gabrielle: "Oh, you can just toss that!"CUT TO:Susan's House - OutsideSusan comes out with purse and keys. She looks at her car and sees that she has a flat tire. Susan: "Great, just great!"She stoops down to look at the tire and pulls out a long nail. She hears construction work going on at Edie’s house and looks that way.Susan walks over to the construction lot. She sees the man, Bill, who had been in the general contractors truck and walks up to him, nail in hand.Susan: "I think this is yours."She hands Bill the nail.Bill: "Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been looking for this one. Thanks."Susan: "I don’t suppose you have any idea where I found it?"Bill: "Well, these little suckers are drawn to bare feet and car tires and since you’re not limping or bleeding..."They smile at each other.At Susan’s car, Bill has a compressor filling Susan’s tire.Bill: "This is only temporary. You’re going to need to take this tire in to get it fixed." Susan: "Thanks, I will."Bill: "Seriously. It’s not safe. You’re probably only going to get 20, 30 miles out of it." Susan: "All right, I promise."Bill: "Hey listen, I’m about to break for lunch. How would you like to join me?"Susan: "Lunch?"Bill: "Yeah. Lunch."Susan: "Are you asking me out on a date?"Bill: "That sounds kind of formal for a burrito and a can of soda but, yeah, I guess I am." Susan: "Aren’t you dating Edie?"Bill: "We went out on a date, we’re not dating."Susan: "Oh."Bill: "So how about it? I’m buying."Susan: "Yeah. I just got out of this relationship with this guy, Mike, and it’s kind of complicated. Anyway, I’m just not even sure where I am right now emotionally, I’m just all jumbled up and I don’t think I could leap right into something new, relationship wise, you know, at the moment."Bill: "Again. Just a burrito."Susan: "Sorry."Bill: "Okay, I understand. Sounds like you need a little time to reflect and heal."Susan: "I do. I really do."Bill: "Okay. I’ll check back with you again tomorrow."CUT TO:Lynette's HouseTom, Lynette, Alisa and her husband, Dennis, are having dinner. Alisa is signing and herhusband it translating.Dennis (translating Alisa’s signing): "This is so delicious. I don’t know how you find the time with four kids."Lynette: "Only for first time guests. Normally you’d be having, um, chicken fingers and cartoon shaped macaroni."Tom: "If that."Lynette: "Hey. Shut up."Alisa: "Tom, you’re in advertising, right?"Tom: "Uh hm."Alisa: "I worked five years at Simon and Scott."Tom: "Well, I started at Simon and Scott. I hated those guys."Everyone laughs.Alisa: "But we have to talk."Tom: "Yes. Who do you know? Do you know who’s there now?"Tom scoots his chair closer to Alisa's and Dennis turns to Lynette.Dennis: "Well, it's all over now. They’ll be talking shop for the rest of the night. Alisa loves talking about Alisa."Lynette: "Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette, too."Dennis: "Oh I don’t believe that for a second. You and your husband seem pretty solid." Tom and Alisa can be seen and heard talking in the background.Dennis: "We’re going through some tough stuff. We’re in counseling."Tom (in the background): "They’re nice people."Lynette (uncomfortably): "Oh really? More steak?"Dennis: "It was her idea. It’s not the most pleasant way to spend an hour. Basically, I look at the clock and she blames me for everything."Lynette: "I don’t think we should be talking about Alisa with her, so..."She gestures over at Alisa.Dennis: "It’s okay, it’s not like she can hear. Maybe I’ll have some more of that potato stuff."A shocked Lynette stares at Dennis.Later, Tom and Lynette clear the dishes.Tom: "He actually said those things with her just sitting right there?"Lynette: "It was really nasty and he wouldn’t shut up either."Tom (disgusted): "Ahhh."Lynette: "I can’t believe you said we’d play tennis with them."Tom: "Honey that was before I knew that he was a jerk. She was great. Look what she taught me."Tom signs "I Love You."Tom: "Means I love you."Lynette: "Yeah, that’s great. What am I gonna do?"Tom: "What do you mean?"Lynette: "Well, obviously she needs to be told."Tom: "Wha-no, no, no, she doesn’t. This is between Dennis and Alisa."Lynette: "How can I ignore this? And I quote, 'It’s not like she can hear.'"Tom: "Lynette you’re starting to ring up into that whole meddling thing that you do." Lynette: "Excuse me!"Tom: "Let me just handle it. Let’s avoid a big thing."Lynette: "Are you saying I can’t be tactful?"Tom: "No. If he says something when we play tennis, I will take him aside man to man and say that’s not cool."Lynette: "Are you saying I’m not tactful?"Tom looks as though he does not know what to say so instead he signs "I love you" to Lynette. She grabs his finger and pushes him back.Tom: "Ow, ow, ow, owww."CUT TO:Bree's HouseAndrew lies on his bed watching TV. Bree walks in with a laundry basket.Bree: "Andrew, I need you to take out the trash."Andrew: "Sure."Bree: "Now, not five hours from now."With a long-suffering sigh, he sits up.Andrew: "I’m going, I’m going. God! Um, I’m meeting Justin at the mall tonight so I’m gonna need forty bucks."Bree: "No!"Andrew: "What?"Bree: "You no longer get an allowance."Andrew: "Fine. I’m not taking out the trash."Bree (exasperated): "Andrew."Andrew: "What are you gonna do, torture me? Go ahead, I can take it."Bree approaches Andrew who is sitting on the bed.Bree: "What I want, what I have always wanted is for you to be happy. And you're not. And I have no idea how to help you."Rex walking by the room, stops in the doorway.Andrew: "Well, you can start by getting out of the way."Bree: "I will not. We’re gonna talk about this now."Andrew: "I said get out of the way!"He kicks at her, pushing her with his leg. Bree stumbles, almost falling. Rex runs into the room and grabs Andrew by the arms and pulls him up and slams him against the wall. Rex: "The next time you touch your mother like that, I’m gonna throw you through this wall! You understand me?"Andrew has a frightened look on his face. Rex leaves the room glancing at Bree to make sure she is okay. Bree grabs the laundry basket and walks to the door. She turns to look at Andrew who looks like he's about to start crying. Bree turns away and walks out.CUT TO:Susan's HouseSusan sits on the bench in her front yard, drawing. Edie jogs by.Susan: "Oh, Edie. Wait up, I, I want to ask you something."Edie continues to run, so Susan follows her.Edie: "Can’t stop, gotta keep my heart rate up."Susan: "I was just wondering how you’d feel if I went out with Bill."Edie stops running.Edie: "What?"Susan: "Um. Bill asked me out."Edie: "Bill? My Bill?"Susan: "Well see that’s the thing, he doesn’t think of himself as "your Bill" cause he said that date was just a one time thing. Which I know because when he asked me out, I told him I thought you guys were involved."Edie: "So, you haven’t agreed to go out with him?"Susan: "No. No, I wanted to check with you first."Edie: "Wow. That was nice of you."Susan: "So can I?"Edie: "No."Edie takes off jogging again. Susan runs after her.Susan: "Edie! Edie, why can’t I go out with him?"Edie stops jogging again.Edie: "Because I saw him first."Susan: "Come on, that’s a really 3rd-grade thing to say."Edie: "Look, you asked my permission, I said no. That should be the end of it!"Edie takes off jogging again. Susan yells after her.Susan: "Well, you know, technically, I don’t need your permission!"Edie stops jogging and turns to face Susan.Edie: "You know, I so much want to like you but you just won’t let me."Susan: "Edie."Edie: "Susan, you know I try. I try to look past your flaws, your klutziness, that, that faux vulnerability, your hair, but you look for ways to push my buttons."Susan: "He just wants to buy me a burrito."Edie: "Susan, please. Let me like you."Susan: "Okay, I won’t go out with him. I mean obviously you have feeling for him."Edie: "No, I don’t. I really don’t."Susan: "So what then? If you can’t have him, nobody can?"Edie: "See? Now you’re thinking like a friend."Edie turns and jogs away leaving Susan with a dumbfounded look on her face.CUT TO:CemetaryA singer in black, holding a single rose, sings Ave Maria as she leads a procession of black-clad mourners for Juanita Solis.Lynette walks with Bree.Lynette: "What a voice."Bree: "You have to hand it to Gabby and Carlos. They do grieve better than anyone."A white horse pulling a carriage containing Juanita Solis’ casket is leading the procession. Carlos and Gabrielle are near the front of the group.Gabrielle: "So, how much did that horse and buggy set us back?"。

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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 1X08Original Airdate (ABC): 28/NOV/2004==========================TRANSCRIPT:==========================SCENE: Focus in on a Bible being opened. Mary Alice begins speaking.MARY ALICE: There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. Of course, not everyone who reads this book feels guilt over the bad things that they do.Pull out to see that Bree opened the Bible and is reading from it.MARY ALICE: But Bree Van de Kamp did. In fact, Bree had spent most of her life, feeling guilty.Flashbacks showing the images of what Mary Alice is speaking of.MARY ALICE: As a child, she felt guilty about not getting straight A’s. As a teenager, she felt guilty about letting her boyfriend go to second base. As a newlywed, she felt guilty about taking three weeks to get out her thank you cards she knew the transgressions of her past were nothing compared with the sin she was about to commit.SCENE: The Van de Kamp family is all in the living room. Danielle and Rex are seated while Andrew paces, and Bree looks through the Bible.DANIELLE: Couldn't we just go to the police and tell them it was an accident?REX: This wasn't some simple DUI. Not only was your brother drinking, Andrew left the scene of the crime. That makes it a hit and run.ANDREW: Maybe I could go to Canada, you know, until the statute of limitations is up. DANIELLE: Do you really think mom and dad are going to foot the bill while you go moose hunting for seven years?REX: If Carlos’ mother dies, there is no statute of limitations..DANIELLE: Right. Because then it’s murder.ANDREW: Shut up!DANIELLE: You shut up!ANDREW: How could it be murder, it was an accident!(pause)BREE: We have to get rid of the car. But we can't sell it. The police might find it, and there could be DNA. We take the car to a bad part of town. We'll leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked. If the police don't find it, we'll get the insurance money, and if they do, it wasn't in our possession. Anyone could have hit Mrs. Solis.ANDREW: That sounds good!REX: Bree, are you sure?BREE: Our son could spent the rest of his life in jail. I won't allow that.Bree stands up and puts the Bible away.MARY ALICE: Bree knew what she was about to do was wrong, but like most sinners, she would worry about her guilt tomorrow.BREE: Well everybody should, uh, go wash up. We're having pancakes for breakfast.MARY ALICE: Not since my own suicide had violence intruded upon the serenity of life on Wisteria Lane in such a conspicuous fashion. And needless to say, my friends attacked the problem head on.Lynette, Susan, and Bree are all in the middle of the street, trying to clean off the skid marks on the road. Lynette brought the broom. Susan brought the trash bags. And Bree brought the industrial strength solvent.LYNETTE: Woo. That stuff is strong!BREE: It has to be, I don't want Gabrielle and Carlos coming home to this ugly reminder in front of their house.LYNETTE: So, has anyone been over there?SUSAN: Julie and I went over this morning.BREE: How is Juanita doing?SUSAN: She’s been in a coma ever since she came out of ER. Nobody knows when or even if she'll wake up.LYNETTE: This is awful. Carlos must be just devastated.SUSAN: I hope she wakes soon. Maybe she can tell us who was driving that car.BREE: We can only hope.A red car zips around the corner and speeds past the women.Lynette stands up, shouting after the car.LYNETTE: Slow down, you jerk, this is a residential neighborhood.She throws her sponge at the car and it bounces off of the car's hood.SUSAN: Wow, that’s quite a pitching arm you've got there.LYNETTE: It pisses me off. I've got four kids, you know. I was up all night reading statistics online. One out of every four traffic accidents happens on residential streets. I hope whoever hit Juanita gets put away for life.BREE: don't you think that’s a little bit extreme?LYNETTE: An innocent woman gets hit by a car and the driver just takes off? I don't think it’s extreme.SCENE: Carlos and Gabrielle are in Mama Solis's hospital room. Carlos sits by the bed and Gabrielle checks her nails as she sits on the dresser.GABRIELLE: You should go home and get some rest, eat something. You have a ton of messages from work--Tanaka called; said it was urgent. Carlos, I can stay here with your mother.CARLOS: I need to be here if she wakes up.GABRIELLE: You can't go on like this. You have to take care of yourself.CARLOS: And what if she dies? People slip into comas all the time and never come out. GABRIELLE: Don't say that! We need to stay positive.The door opens and John sticks his head in.JOHN: Mr. and Mrs. Solis?GABRIELLE: John!JOHN: Is it okay if I come in?CARLOS: Of course.JOHN: Mr. Solis, I'm so sorry this happened.CARLOS: It means a lot that you came.They embrace.CARLOS: Look, I think I'm gonna to go down to the chapel and pray. You want to come? GABRIELLE: Um, no, I think I will stay here with mama.JOHN: Is it all right if I come?CARLOS: Of course, we need all the prayers we can get.John leaves the flowers he had brought for Mama Solis on the table by her bed, then leaves with Carlos. Gabrielle is annoyed. A nurse comes in with a bucket of water.NURSE: Mrs. Solis, it’s time for her sponge bath.GABRIELLE: Come again?NURSE: Sometimes family members prefer to administer sponge baths themselves. GABRIELLE: I think I'll pass.SCENE: Mrs. Huber is neatly packing luggage on the kitchen table when her front door opens and Edie comes in.EDIE: Martha. Where’s your purse?MARTHA: Over there, why?Edie walks over to the purse without saying a word and opens it.MARTHA: What are you doing?"EDIE: I am taking back the $40 that you stole out of my purse.MARTHA: Edie!EDIE: We both know you did it, now hand it over!MARTHA: I have taken nothing from your purse, and if you're missing money, I'd ask one of those strange men you parade through here at all hours.She grabs the purse from Edie and walks away.EDIE: I am not going to apologize for having a healthy sex life!MARTHA: Healthy? I'm going to have to burn every sheet you've touched.EDIE: I want my money.MARTHA: And I want those non-fat peach yogurts. They didn't just walk out of that fridge by themselves.EDIE: Well you can deduct it from the $40 that you're going to give me, now!MARTHA: You're my best friend, why would I steal from you?EDIE: It’s no secret that you've been having financial problems. I hear you bitching on the phone to your bank.MARTHA: That’s it! I can put up with your debauchery and your food theft, but I will not tolerate spying. I want you out.EDIE: You don't mean that.MARTHA: Yes I do. I'm leaving tomorrow to visit my sister for a few days. I want you gone by the time I get back.EDIE: I'll do one better. I will leave today.She takes her purse and leaves. Once she's gone, Mrs. Huber reaches into her blouse and removes some money, which she then puts into her purse.SCENE: Lynette is lying on a table while Dr. Chang, an acupuncturist, places needles intoher forehead.LYNETTE: I hope this works. My sleep cycle is totally out of whack. I'm up all night, I'm dozing off during the day.DR. CHANG: Trust me, this will do the trick. In fact, you should be feeling more relaxed already.LYNETTE: You know, you're right.Faintly, from outside of the room, calls and shouts from Lynette's kids can be heard. LYNETTE: Boys, I can hear you out there. Now be quiet. Just sit there and color.DR. CHANG: Now is not a good time to be moving.LYNETTE: Oh, yeah. Sorry.DR. CHANG: Just block everything out, and let it go. Imagine that you're in a forest. There’s a babbling brook nearby, and the wind is just coming through the trees...Parker comes through the door, dragging a plastic tree.PARKER: Mommy.LYNETTE: Parker! I don't know --ow!--what you think that you're doing, but put that back where it belongs!LYNETTE: I'm sorry. You were saying something about wind?DR. CHANG: I was just creating a soothing image.LYNETTE: Oh, for the love of God!She gets off the table and opens up the door to where her boys are waiting.LYNETTE: Knock it off, you little monsters.DR. CHANG: Mrs. Scavo, please lie down. we need to finish this.LYNETTE: Look, I'm on my last nerves, so I'm going to level with you. I've screwed up my entire system by taking my system by taking my kids’ ADD medication. Yeah, that’s right, you heard me. I plan to stop, but right now I need to sleep, and I need more than a few, crappy, needles, so whattya got?DR. CHANG: I'm not licensed to write prescriptions.LYNETTE: I know you're not.The acupuncturist goes to her cabinet and removes a small bag of herbs. She turns to Lynette.DR. CHANG: This will put you right to sleep. It’s a very powerful herbal remedy. Now promise me you're going to use it judiciously?LYNETTE: Sure. Whatever.SCENE: Susan knocks on Mike's screen door.SUSAN: Knock, knock!MIKE: Hey! Come on in!SUSAN: You're a mess.MIKE: Ah, yeah, I'm tearing out these leaky pipes in the upstairs bathroom. Wall to wall rotten wood.SUSAN: Sounds like a job. So, Julie said that you came by before?MIKE: Um.. Yeah. Uh... yeah, I was thinking about driving up to the Girmany vineyard tomorrow for this wine tasting, and, um..SUSAN: What time do you want me to be ready?MIKE: How about six?SUSAN: Six is good.MIKE: All right. I thought maybe afterwards, we could have a little dinner, maybe some dancing.SUSAN: Sounds great. Um, you do know that it’s like a two-hour drive up there. And isn't that kind of late to be coming back?MIKE: I thought if, you know, worse came to worse, we could grab a room...SUSAN: Oh? Like a hotel room?MIKE: Yeah, as a last resort.SUSAN: Of course, of course, yes. So, maybe we should make reservations, you know, just in case.MIKE: Yeah, I found some hotels online. Let me get a printout.She laughs and he goes upstairs. Bongo, who had been off in the corner, comes towards Susan.SUSAN: Hey, Bongo, come here. You want a treat? Hey Mike, where do you keep the dog biscuits?MIKE: I'm sorry, what?SUSAN: Oh, never mind! We'll just find them ourselves. We'll go find them ourselves.She opens up one of Mike's cabinets and, in plain view, are stacks of money and a gun. Susan takes out a couple of stacks of money and looks at them.Mike comes down the stairs.MIKE: I'm sorry Susan. I couldn't hear you. What did you say?SUSAN: Nothing. It’s not important.She quickly puts the money back and closes the cabinet. The phone rings.MIKE: It’s my tile guy. Here, see what looks good.He hands her the printout of hotels and answers the phone.MIKE: Hey Phil. Um, no. No. Tomorrow morning I'm making a lumber run. It’s no good. Uh, no, I'll be gone tomorrow night, too.SUSAN: I could let him in.MIKE: No, that’s okay.SUSAN: No, it’s fine, just give me the key. I'll be around all day.MIKE: All right. Thanks. Phil, I'll give the key to my neighbor. She'll be here to let you in.SCENE: A car drives down the street of an old, worn-out neighborhood.MARYALICE: Like every city, Fairview had a neighborhood that was less than desirable. It was an accepted fact: anyone who lingered there after midnight was usually up to no good. Rex and Bree Van de Kamp were no exception.The car stops and Bree gets out. In a nonchalant manner, she walks around the car and heads towards Rex, who's parked in his own car in a darkened alleyway, with a perfect view of the car Bree had driven.She gets into the car with Rex.REX: You really think this is gonna work?BREE: This is the most impoverished neighborhood in the city. Trust me, somebody will steal the car.REX: How can you be so sure?BREE: Because I have faith in the poor.SCENE: On the television is a home video of Mary Alice wearing a party hat. As the video plays, Paul watches it as he talks.PAUL: She’s so beautiful. I shot this last year on her birthday. How you going to do it?MR. SHAW: I made contact with her at a bar. She thinks I'm a real estate developer. PAUL: Is she going to suffer?MR. SHAW: No. Edie Britt will disappear, and you'll go back to your life.PAUL: Before you do it, do you think you should ask her why she sent this note to my wife? MR. SHAW: You can't think like that, Mr. Young. You can't give in to your curiosity. Curiosity leads to guilt. Guilt leads to talking. You still have questions?Paul sighs and shakes his head no.MR. SHAW: I want to be clear about something. When I walk away with this cash, it’s done. No refunds. No buyer's remorse.PAUL: I get it.MR. SHAW: We won't talk again so I'll ask one more time: are you sure you want this? PAUL: My wife is dead because of Edie Britt. I absolutely want this.He touches her face on the TV screen.SCENE: Rex and Bree sit relaxed in the car, watching the car Bree left behind.REX: You've been awfully quiet.BREE: I had just been...thinking about the kids. They sure grew up quickly, didn't they? REX: They sure did.BREE: I remember telling them when they were babies that they weren't allowed to get any bigger because they were so adorable. And we were so happy.REX: Yeah, well...BREE: They sure didn't turn out like we expected them to.REX: No, they didn't.BREE: We could have been better parents.REX: We weren't that bad.BREE: We still have so much to teach them. For starters, we need to get across to Andrew the enormity of what he’s done.REX: I don't - I suppose we could punish them.BREE: All right, then what’s the appropriate punishment for a child who drives over a woman?REX: I...I don't know.BREE: You know, no matter how the kids turn out, I still love them.REX: Of course, you do.BREE: But I'll never forgive them for growing up so quickly.REX: Hey, look.A man stands by the car on the street, looks around, then quickly gets into the car and drives away.SCENE: Susan packs as she talks with Julie.SUSAN: And then I opened the cabinet and there was all this money in it. I mean, there waswads of it.JULIE: That’s why you're freaking out? A few stacks of cash? Come on."SUSAN: Well what? Realistically, I've known this guy a few weeks. I mean, he could be a hit man for the mob!JULIE: If you really think that, why are going on a trip with him?SUSAN: I never get out of the house.JULIE: Mom, if you really need something to freak out about, just remember that you're going to spend the night with Mike in a hotel. No man has seen you naked in years, except your doctor.SUSAN: Yeah, and he retired. I try not to take that personally.She puts on a sweater.JULIE: You look old in that.SUSAN: Maybe I am being silly, but going to a hotel with a man is a big deal to me. What if Mike is hiding something?JULIE: Like what?SUSAN: I don't know.A horn honks outside.JULIE: That’s Dad. I gotta go. Now, listen to me. No more freaking out. I need this weekend to go well.SUSAN: Why do you care so much?JULIE: Because I'm gonna have a husband of my own someday, and I really don't want you living with us.SCENE: The four Van de Kamps are visiting Carlos and Gabrielle.BREE: Are the lady fingers okay?GABRIELLE: Oh, they're terrific. We just appreciate you all stopping by.BREE: We just want you to know how much we care.REX: So, have the police come up with any leads?GABRIELLE: Not really. They'll be able to determine the make and model of the car, but without any eye witnesses, no one seems very optimistic.BREE: Well, more importantly, is there any good news about Juanita?GABRIELLE: No change. All we can do is wait and hope for the best.DANIELLE: We put her on our prayer list at church.GABRIELLE: Oh, that’s very sweet, Danielle, thank you.CARLOS: It must really help during times like these--having kids.REX: Yeah, they're a blessing.CARLOS: Children make everything worthwhile. You guys are the future. Legacy. ANDREW: Thanks.CARLOS: After we're all dead, you'll be the only ones left to carry on. Gabrielle and I are about to start a family.REX: Oh, hey, that--that’s great.BREE: Well, when did you decide this?GABRIELLE: It’s a fairly recent development.She stares pointedly at Carlos, who bows his head in slight acknowledgement.BREE: I see.GABRIELLE: We'll talk about this later.CARLOS: Face it. We're shallow people. I mean, can our lives have any meaning if all we ever do is buy stuff?GABRIELLE: That depends on what we buy.CARLOS: I want a child.GABRIELLE: In case you've forgotten, before we got married, we made a deal. No kids. CARLOS: Yeah, well, deals were meant to be renegotiated.GABRIELLE: Well, we're not negotiating my uterus.BREE: We should probably be going.REX: Yeah.BREE: Thank you so much.The Van de Kamps leave the Solis's house and walk back to their house.DANIELLE: That was weird.BREE: I feel awful for Carlos. That talk about children was obviously coming from his grief. ANDREW: Whatever. I'm off the hook.He and Danielle touch fists and walk off. Bree stops walking and stares after him. SCENE: Lynette lies down on the couch and covers herself up with blankets when the doorbell rings.MARY ALICE: A weary Lynette drank her potent tea in hopes of finally finding the sleep that had eluded her. Unfortunately for Lynette, there would be no rest for the weary. LYNETTE: Go to hell.The doorbell rings several more times.LYNETTE: Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell.She stomps to the door and opens it. A stream of boy scouts with a scout mother rush inside. SCOUT MOTHER: Sorry we're late, Kenny Lipman couldn't find his handkerchief. Come on guys!LYNETTE: The scout meeting is today?The boys run all over the house, being noisy, as Lynette stares at them. Later, the boys are separate into groups, with the other scout mother monitoring the boys at the table and Lynette on the floor with her three boys and one other boy. They have books on rope tying in front of them. Lynette leans against the couch, sleeping sitting up.PARKER: Mommy!LYNETTE: What? Oh...right! Okay, boys. This knot is called the bowline. It is a remarkably useful knot. Now, pick up your ropes. Okay. First we cross this end over here, and then we make a loop, and then another loop, and then you sort of pull it through, I'm guessing, and then, ready? Yank it taut.She pulls her rope taut and it's a straight piece of rope.TWIN: Mommy, that doesn't look like the picture.LYNETTE: You're never going to be a sailor, what do you care? Okay everybody, let’s just take a break!She gets up.LYNETTE: Thanks!She walks away and the boys on the floor start hitting each other with the rope. Lynette goes to the bathroom and takes out some pills, which she swallows. She pauses, thenswallows some more.SCENE: Susan is getting a package from the door.PHIL: Okay, it’s all up there. Can I get a signature?SUSAN: Oh, of course.PHIL: Thank you very much.SUSAN: Here you go. Have a nice weekend.PHIL: You too, lady.She closes the door behind him, then heads for the kitchen, where she removes all of the money and the gun. Later, she sits on the living room couch, counting out the money. She hears a car door slam and when she looks out the window, see Phil getting out of his truck. Quickly, she gathers up all of the money and the gun and rushes up the stairs.PHIL: Hey ma'am, you still here? I forgot to give you a receipt! Ma'am?Susan heads into Mike's bathroom and dumps everything into the sink. She climbs on the toilet to look out the window and sees Phil driving away. She lets out a sigh of relief. She then jumps down, falling through the floor, where she stays there, trapped.SUSAN: Hello! I need help, I'm up here, I'm trapped in the floor, hello?!Bongo comes running in to stare at her.SUSAN: If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave!Bongo looks behind him to the door.SUSAN: Wait! Wait! No! Wait, don't, don't go! Wait, I have an idea. Here! Here! Here! Here, grab the towel, Bongo! Come on, grab the other end! Come on, boy! That’s it! Get the other end! Come on, Bongo! Pull the other end! Come on, Bongo! What are you doing? Bongo, over here!He goes over and starts drinking out of the toilet.SUSAN: Bongo? Oh, oh! don't do that! Bongo!She grimaces.SCENE: Gabrielle walks up the path to John's house, past John, himself, who's working on the yard.MARY ALICE: While Susan was hopelessly stuck, Gabrielle was moving to confront the issue of her young lover’s restless conscience.JOHN: Nobody’s home.GABRIELLE: I know, I've been watching. I came to talk to you.She turns slightly and sees that he's stopped working.MARY ALICE: Although she would need to be discrete.GABRIELLE: Keep working! What were you thinking, showing up at the hospital?JOHN: I had to see if she was okay.GABRIELLE: You need to keep a low profile right now.JOHN: Look, you and I are finished. From now on, I'm sticking with Danielle. GABRIELLE: Why would you say that?Gabrielle rings the doorbell again.JOHN: I hate myself for what we did! Okay? I can't sleep at night! I've got to make a clean break.GABRIELLE: We weren't driving the car. We didn't chase Juanita into the street!JOHN: Well, she wouldn't have been there if we weren't having an affair.Gabrielle turns away from the door to face John.GABRIELLE: Oh, for God’s sakes, between you and Carlos! Listen to me carefully, you didn't do anything wrong.She rings the doorbell again.JOHN: That’s not what Father Crowley thinks.GABRIELLE: What?JOHN: I went to confessionGabrielle turns around and walks over to him.GABRIELLE: Have you lost your mind? What did you tell him?She leans over to smell the rose.JOHN: Everything.GABRIELLE: Including in the alley? Behind the truck stop?JOHN: Everything.GABRIELLE: Damn you!She storms off.SCENE: Bongo comes into the bathroom again where Susan is still stuck.SUSAN: What is wrong with you? Lassie would have had a fire truck here by now! Stupid dog. Bongo turns and rushes off.SUSAN: Good boy, Bongo! Run, Bongo, run, go get help!Bongo returns and drops a dead crow in front of her.SUSAN: Ooooeeewwwoooohhh...SCENE: Bree and Andrew are both in the kitchen.BREE: Andrew, um, I know the last few days have been stressful, and, uh, you know, if you ever need to talk to anybody...ANDREW: I know, I know. You and Dad are here for me.BREE: Actually, I was thinking we could arrange for you to talk to a professional. ANDREW: A shrink? You think I'm crazy?BREE: Of course not. It’s just that the accident probably stirred up a lot of emotions, and it would be normal for you to be feeling confused or depressed or ashamed...ANDREW: I'm cool, mom. Really.BREE: Honey, you put a woman into a coma. Surely that arouses some kind of emotion! ANDREW: Yeah, well, it doesn't. Now if you'll excuse me...BREE: No, I won't, not until you tell me.ANDREW: Why do you care?BREE: Because I need to know that you're not a monster!ANDREW: You want to know how I feel?BREE: Yeah.ANDREW: Okay, here it goes. I feel bad that she got hurt. But I also feel bad that my car got dinged because somebody didn't have enough sense to look both ways before she crossed the street. And I also feel bad that now I'm gonna have to ride my bike to school.BREE: Andrew, you almost killed another human being.ANDREW: She’s an old lady. Okay? She’s lived her life. I have my whole life ahead of me, and now it might be screwed up! That’s what you should be worried about!BREE: What I'm worried about, Andrew, is that you don't seem to have a soul. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police!ANDREW: Because I'm your son. That would make you the monster.He walks out.SCENE: Mike opens up the front door and Bongo comes rushing down the stairs to greet him. MIKE: Hey, buddy!He goes into the kitchen and sees the remains of the bathroom floor scattered on the kitchen. He looks up and sees Susan's legs dangling from the ceiling.MIKE: Susan, is that you?SUSAN: Mike? I'm upstairs. Sorta.MIKE: Hang on, I'll be right up.When he gets to the bathroom, he stops, and leans against the door frame.MIKE: What happened?SUSAN: Well, you see, this bird, um, flew in your bathroom window, and, I, tried to save it, but, uh, it died.MIKE: I don't think that’s what happened.SUSAN: I don't think so, either.MIKE: Come on...He lifts her out and puts her to the side.SUSAN: Thank you, oh, you have no idea what that was like...Mike looks in the sink and notices the money and gun Susan left there.MIKE: You went through my cabinets.SUSAN: What? Oh, I can explain.MIKE: Get out of my house.SUSAN: Mike...MIKE: Get out!She leaves.SCENE: Mr. Shaw gets out of his car and goes to the trunk. He opens it. Inside are shovels. He takes out a gun and hides it in the back of his paints, underneath his jacket. Edie pulls up in her car and gets out. Mr. Shaw closes the trunk.EDIE: Hello there!MR. SHAW: Good afternoon.EDIE: Ooh, well isn't this just as pretty as a picture book!MR. SHAW: Well, the plan is to put in a small condo.EDIE: You want to make some money, or you want to pussyfoot around?MR. SHAW: What do you suggest?EDIE: I'm thinking strip mall. I've run some numbers.She pulls out a sheet of the purple stationary with numbers written on it and hands it to him.MR. SHAW: Nice stationary.EDIE: Oh, it’s stolen.MR. SHAW: What do you mean?EDIE: After my house burned down, I was staying with this neighbor, Martha Huber. That is, until the old troll threw me out. Anyway, I'd steal her stuff, she'd steal mine. Circle of life.MR. SHAW: So this paper is hersEDIE: Oh, God, yes.SCENE: Parker plays with the radio, switching stations and turning it louder. The twins bang on pots, The house is a mess, with food and toys everywhere. Lynette comes into the kitchen, talking on the phone.LYNETTE: No, Tom, you can't do this to me. Because, I need you at home. Boys, stop it, I am on the phone. Well, yeah, I realize it’s not your fault that the meeting got postponed, but you promised you'd be back tonight. I, I, I gotta go. The kids are... Yeah, I know... you're sorry, just, will you try to get back as soon as you can? Okay, bye.She hangs up the phone.SCENE: The boys are listening to the radio whilst Lynette does not seem pleased with this at all.LYNETTE: Boys, would you please, please, stop it. Really, really, mommy’s got a headache. Okay? Just, uh...RADIO: ...and drowsy and ready to sleep, let the morning time drop all its petals on me... life I love you, all is groovy...LYNETTE: "Turn that damn thing off.Lynette starts screaming at the boys as everything happens in slow motion. She throws pans on the floor and throws a can through the window. Facing the window, she sees Mary Alice appear. Mary Alice smiles, looks down at her hands, and then hands Lynette a gun. Slowly, Lynette takes the gun, looks at it, and then holds it up to her own head. She closes her eyes.A loud crash wakes up Lynette, who had been sleeping with her head on the kitchen table. She looks at her boys, who are ignoring her, doing their own thing, and she sighs. SCENE: Susan rings Mike's doorbell. He answers the door, unfriendly.MIKE: What?SUSAN: I just came over to say I'm sorry, and I'll pay for all the damage.MIKE: don't worry about it.He starts to close the door.SUSAN: Well, so, in your mind, is the date off?MIKE: Well, you snooped around my house, and went through my stuff. Uh, yeah, in my book, that’s pretty much a deal breaker.Susan opens the screens and enters the house.SUSAN: Hold on a minute, now. I started snooping around because I found all that money by accident. And, and then, I found a gun. Are you a drug dealer or something?MIKE: Is that what you think?SUSAN: Well, I wouldn't know because you never let me in. You know, there’s this whole part of your life that you keep completely walled off.MIKE: I have a gun for protection, I keep cash for emergencies. I'm a good guy, Susan, and you should know that. I'm, I'm not obligated to share every little detail of my life with you. SUSAN: Well, every little detail is one thing. You know, weird creepy secrets, that’s another.MIKE: You know what, I don't want to be with someone who doesn't trust me.SUSAN: Well, maybe we shouldn't be dating.MIKE: Maybe we shouldn't.。

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关于绝望主妇第一季各集经典旁白绝望夫妇是一部值得看的电影，不知道大家有没有看过，以下是小编给大家整理的《绝望主妇》第一季各集经典旁白，希望可以帮到大家Season 1 第1集Life was suddenly full of possibilities.Not to mention a few unexpected surprises.生命突然充满了无限的可能，更有一些意料之外的惊喜。

An odd thing happens when we die. Taste,touch, smell, and sound become a distant memory,but our sight --ah, our sight expands,and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly.Of course, most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living,if they'd only take the time to look.人死后会有奇怪的事发生。

味觉、触觉、嗅觉和听觉都成为遥远的回忆，但视觉却变开阔了，突然能把这个身后的世界看得如此清楚。

当然，大多数死人能看见的世界，活着的人也能看清楚，只要他们愿意花时间去看。

Season 1 第2集As I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me:the beauty that waits to be unveiled,the mysteries that long to be uncovered.But people so rarely stop to take a look,they just keep moving.It’s a shame really, there’s so much to see.当我回头看这个身后的世界，它如此清晰。

有那么多等待发现的美丽;和那么多等待揭示的神秘。

但是人们很少会驻足留意，他们只是不停的往前走。

这真是很遗憾……有那么多值得一看的东西。

Season 1 第3集Yes, I remember the world --every detail.And what I remember most is how afraid I was. What a waste.You see, to live in fear is not to live at all.I wish I could tell this to those I left behind,but would it do any good? Probably not.I understand now -- there will always be those whoface their fears,and there will always be those who run away.是的，我记得这个世界，丝丝入微。

最深刻的印象莫过于恐惧，真是虚度了时光!你知道，生活在恐惧里就不是真正的生活。

我希望能把这个道理说给身后人听，但是会有用吗?可能并不会。

现在我明白了，总会有人面对他们的恐惧，也总会有人逃避。

Season 1 第4集When I was alive, I maintained many different identities –lover, wife, and ultimately, victim.Yes, labels are important to the living.They dictate how people see themselves,so we always gave up almost everything to assume a new label.当我活着的时候，我拥有很多不同的身份——恋人、妻子、最终是受害者。

是的，形形色色的标签对于活着的人们来说是很重要的，因为它指示了人们如何看待自己。

于是，我们几乎放弃所有，只为呈现一个新的标签。

Season 1 第5集People, by their very nature, are always on the lookout for intruders, trying to prevent those on the outside from getting in. But there will always be those who force their way into our lives, just as there will be those we invite in. But the most troubling of all will be the ones who stand on the outside looking in, the ones we never truly get to know.人本能的都在寻找入侵者，阻止别人从外面闯入。

可是总有些人强行闯入我们的生活，正如那些被邀请加入我们生活圈子的人一样。

最令人头疼的是，那些站在外面向里面偷窥的人，那些你根本无法了解的人。

Season 1 第6集The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children,we're taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil. But as we get older, we realize that nothing is ever that simple. Traces of evil always remain.权力的追逐始于年少之时。

儿时便被告知：邪不能胜正。

然而随着年龄的增长，我们开始明白，世事没那么单纯，邪恶总是如影随行。

Season 1 第7集Competition. It means different things to different people, but whether it's a friendly rivalry or a fight to the death? The end result is the same. There will be winners, and there will be losers. Of course, the trick is to know which battles to fight. You see, no victory comes without a price.竞争的涵义因人而异，不管是良性竞争还是生死决斗，结果都是一样的。

有赢家就有输家。

当然，诀窍是懂得什么仗是应该打的。

你知道，胜利总是要付出代价的。

Season 1 第8集There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner.Of course, not everyone feels guilt over the bad things they do.In contrast, there are those who assume more than their share of the blame.There are others who soothe their consciences with small acts of kindness,or by telling themselves their sins were justified.Finally, there are the ones who simply vow to do better next time and pray for forgiveness.Sometimes their prayers are answered.有一本很流行的书说，我们每个人都有罪。

当然了，不是每个人都对他们所做的坏事感到愧疚。

相反，有些人认为那比应受的谴责更多。

有人会做点小善事来安抚他们的良心，或者告诉自己这些罪行是正当的。

最后, 他们发誓下一次会做的好些，并祈求饶恕，有时他们的祈祷真的灵验了。

Season 1 第9集People are complicated creatures. On the one hand, able to perform great acts of charity. On the other, capable of the most underhanded forms of betrayal. It's a constant battle that rages within all of usbetween the better angels of our nature and the temptation of our inner demons. And sometimes, the only way to ward off the darkness, is to shine the light of compassion.人是复杂的动物。

一方面乐善好施，另一方面，却实施着最卑劣的背叛。

无时不刻，每个人的内心都进行着善恶交织的激战。

有时候，摆脱黑暗的唯一办法，就是闪耀悲悯的光辉。

Season 1 第10集Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course, the truth is we never know who we can trust. Those we're closest to can betray us. And total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves.It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned.信任是脆弱的东西。

一旦赢得，可给予我们巨大的空间，而一旦失去，就不可能再重建。