生活大爆炸第一季15英文剧本
生活大爆炸英文台词
Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 13 (s01e13)Title: The Bat Jar Conjecture---> Dialog only <---HOWARDOoh, more details about the newStar Trek film. There's going to bea scene depicting Spock's birth.RAJESHI'd be more interested in a scenedepicting Spock's conception.SHELDONOh, please. For Vulcans, mating,or, if you will, Pon farr... it'san extremely private matter.LEONARDStill, I'd like to know thedetails. His mother was human. Hisfather was Vulcan. They couldn'tjust conceive.HOWARDMaybe they had to go to a clinic.Can you imagine Spock's Dad in alittle room with a copy of PointyEars and Shapely Rears?RAJESHHow come on Star Trek everybody'sprivate parts are the same? Noalien lady ever told Captain Kirk,…Hey, get your thing out of mynose.“PENNYHi. Can you help me? I was writingan e-mail and the A key got stuck.Now it's just going, …Aaaah.“LEONARDWhat'd you spill on it?PENNYNothing. Diet Coke. And yogurt. And a little nail polish.LEONARDI'll take a look at it.HOWARDGentlemen, switching to local nerd news, Fishman, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team inthe university Physics Bowl this year.LEONARDYou're kidding. Why not?HOWARDThey formed a barbershop quartet and got a gig playing Knott's Berry Farm.PENNYWow. So, in your world, you're like the cool guys.HOWARDRecognize.LEONARDUh-ha-ha. This is our year. With those guys out, the entire Physics Bowl will kneel before Zod.PENNYZod?HOWARDKryptonian villain. Long story.RAJESHGood story.SHELDONCount me out.LEONARDWhat? Why?SHELDONYou want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?LEONARDCome on, you need a four-person team. We're four people.SHELDONBy that reasoning we should also play Bridge, hold up a huppah and enter the Olympic bobsled competition.PENNYHa-ha, Tickets to that, please.LEONARDSheldon, what? Do I need to quote Spock's dying words to you?SHELDONNo, don't.LEONARD…The needs of the many...“HOWARD…Outweigh the needs of the few...“SHELDON…Or the one.“ Damn it, I'll do it.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================RAJESHOkay, first order of Physics Bowl business. We need a truly kick-ass team name. Suggestions?HOWARDHow about the Perpetual Motion Squad? It's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.LEONARDThe ladies?HOWARDPerpetual Motion Squad... we can go all night.RAJESHI like it.SHELDONI don't. Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating one's opponent.RAJESHThen we could be the Bengal tigers.SHELDONPoor choice. Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relativefighting strength of the army ant.RAJESHMaybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.LEONARDLet's put it to a vote. All thosein favor...SHELDONPoint of order. I move that anyvote on team names must be unanimous. No man should be forced to emblazon his chest with a Bengal tiger when common sense dictates it should be an army ant.LEONARDWill the gentleman from the great State of denial yield for a question?SHELDONI will yield.LEONARDAfter we go through the exercise of an annoying series of votes, all of which the gentleman will lose, does he then intend to threaten to quit if he does not get his way?SHELDONHe does.LEONARDI move we are the Army Ants. All those in favor?PENNYGood afternoon and welcome totoday's Physics Bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad? Gentlemen, are you ready?LEONARDYes.SHELDONOf course.HOWARDFire away.PENNYYou know, it's none of my business, but isn't a guy who can't speak in front of women gonna hold you backa little?LEONARDOh, he'll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. He only has a problem when they're one-on-one and smell nice.PENNYOh, thanks, Raj. It's vanilla oil.LEONARDI was actually the one who noticed. Okay, let's just start.PENNYOkay, the first question is on the topic of optics.SHELDON…What is the shortest light pulse ever produced?“PENNYDr. Cooper.SHELDONAnd, of course, the answer is 130 attoseconds.PENNYThat is correct.LEONARDI knew that too.PENNYGood for you, sweetie. Okay, next question. …What is the quantum-mechanical effect used to encode data on hard-disk drives?“PENNYHoward.SHELDONAnd, of course, the answer is giant magnetoresistance.PENNYRight.HOWARDHey, I buzzed in.SHELDONAnd I answered. It's called teamwork.HOWARDDon't you think I should answer the engineering questions? I am an engineer.SHELDONBy that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.LEONARDJust ask another one.PENNYOkay.“What artificial satellite has seen glimpses of Einstein's predicted frame dragging?“SHELDONAnd, of course, it's Gravity Probe B.LEONARDSheldon, you have to let somebody else answer.SHELDONWhy?PENNYBecause it's polite.SHELDONWhat do manners have to do with it? This is war. Were the Romans polite when they salted the ground of Carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?PENNYLeonard, you said I only had to ask questions.SHELDONThe objective of the competion isto give correct answers. If I know them, why shouldn't I give them?HOWARDSome of us might have the correct answers too.SHELDONOh, please. You don't even have a Ph.D.HOWARDAll right, that's it.LEONARDHoward, sit down.HOWARDOkay.LEONARDMaybe we should take a little break.SHELDONGood idea. I need my wrist brace. All this button pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury.HOWARDI agree.PENNYWhat did he say?HOWARDHe compared Sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.PENNYYeah, and the bag it came in.SHELDONLeonard, excellent. I wanna show you something.LEONARDCan it wait? I need to talk to you.SHELDONJust look. I've designed theperfect uniforms for our team. The colors are based on …Star Trek: The Original Series“. The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.LEONARDWhy do they say …AA“?SHELDONArmy Ants.LEONARDIsn't that confusing? AA might mean something else to certain people.SHELDONWhy would a Physics Bowl team be called Anodized Aluminum?LEONARDNo, I meant... Never mind. Hey, check it out, I got you a Batman cookie jar.SHELDONOh, neat. What's the occasion?LEONARDWell, you're a friend and you like Batman and cookies and you're off the team.SHELDONWhat?LEONARDHoward, Raj and I just had a team meeting.SHELDONNo, you didn't.LEONARDYes, we did. I just came from there.SHELDONOkay, I don't know where you just came from, but it could'nt have been a team meeting because Iwasn't there. Ergo, the team didnot meet.LEONARDOkay, let me try it this way. I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends, and one thing led to another, and it turns out you'reoff the team.SHELDONWhy?LEONARDBecause you're taking all the fun out of it.SHELDONI'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics Bowl the team that has the most fun?LEONARDOkay, let me try it this way.You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore.SHELDONI see. Well, at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.LEONARDThanks for the heads up.SHELDONYou're welcome. One more thing.LEONARDYes?SHELDONIt's on, bitch.HOWARDSo who did he get to be on histeam?LEONARDHe won't say. He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his Bat-Jar.RAJESHHe's using psychological warfare. We must reply in kind. I say wewait until he looks at us, then laugh like, …Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor, but we are also smart and strong, and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you.“LEONARDHow exactly would that laugh go?RAJESHHee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!HOWARDThat sounds more like: …We are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your Dalmatians.“LEONARDGuys, let's remember that Sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.HOWARDSo?LEONARDSo nothing. Let's destroy him.SHELDONGentlemen.RAJESHHee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!HOWARDOkay, we're gonna need a strong fourth for our team.RAJESHYou know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played TV's Blossom. She got a Ph.D. in neuroscience or something.LEONARDRaj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our Physics Bowl team.RAJESHHow about the girl from …The Wonder Years“?HOWARDGentlemen, I believe I've found thesolution to all our problems.LEONARDWe can't ask Leslie Winkle.RAJESHWhy? Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney?LEONARDYes.HOWARDSometimes you gotta take one forthe team.RAJESHYeah. Sack up, dude.LEONARDFine. Here I go, taking one for the team... in the sack. Hey, Leslie.LESLIEHi, guys.LEONARDSo, ahem. Leslie, I have a question for you, and it might be a little awkward, you know, given that I...HOWARDHit that thing.LESLIELeonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.LEONARDThere's not? Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be.LESLIERest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences, your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom.LEONARDThat's all very comforting, but if it's okay, I'd like to get on to my question now.LESLIEProceed.LEONARDWe are entering the Physics Bowl, and we need a fourth for our team.LESLIENo, thanks. I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.RAJESHDilepton, shmylepton. We need you.LESLIESorry.HOWARDWell, we tried. We'll just have to face Sheldon mano y mano y mano a mano.LESLIEWait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper?HOWARDYes.LESLIEThat arrogant, misogynistic, East Texas doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles for laundry and childbearing?LEONARDShe's in.PENNYSo, how do you feel? Nice and loose? Come to play? Got your game face on? Are you ready?LEONARDYeah. You know, you don't have to stay for the whole thing.PENNYOh, no, no. I want to. Soundsreally interesting.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONGentlemen.LEONARDSheldon.HOWARDSheldon.RAJESHHee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!PENNYSheldon. I'm just gonna sit down.LEONARDSo is that your team?SHELDONActually, I don't need a team. I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four. So may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, and my Spanish is not good, either her son or her butcher. And what about your team? What rat have you recruited to the S.S. Sinking Ship?LESLIEHello, Sheldon.SHELDONLeslie Winkle.LESLIEYeah, Leslie Winkle. The answer to the question: …Who made Sheldon Cooper cry like a little girl?“SHELDONYes. Well, I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive. So whatever verbal projectile you launch in mydirection is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.LESLIEOh, ouch!DR. GABLEHAUSEROkay, if everyone could please take your seats.LEONARDHere's your T-shirt.LESLIEPMS? It's a couple days early.LEONARDNo. It stands for Perpetual Motion Squad.LESLIEOh, right, of course. What was I thinking?DR. GABLEHAUSERGood afternoon, everyone, and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl. Today's preliminary match features two great teams: AAversus... PMS.HOWARDAll night long, y'all.DR. GABLEHAUSEROkay, well, let's jump right in. First question. For 10 points. …What is the isospin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?“DR. GABLEHAUSERPMS?LEONARDThe eta meson.DR. GABLEHAUSERCorrect.SHELDONFormal protest.DR. GABLEHAUSEROn what grounds?SHELDONThe Velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt.DR. GABLEHAUSERDenied. All right, for 10 points. …What is the lightest element on Earth with no stable isotope?“ AA?SHELDONAnd, of course, the answer is technetium.DR. GABLEHAUSERTerrific. Next question. …What is the force between two uncharged plates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?“ PMS?RAJESHAnd Sheldon can suck on... the Casimir effect.DR. GABLEHAUSERCorrect. How does a quantum computer factor large numbers? PMS?LESLIEShor's algorithm.DR. GABLEHAUSERCorrect.SHELDONFoiur-point-one-eight-five-five times 10 to the seventh ergs per calorie.LEONARDPrévost's theory of exchanges.SHELDONLambda equals one over pi-R-squared N.HOWARDSeven hundred and sixty degrees Celsius. The approximatetemperature of the young lady inthe front row.DR. GABLEHAUSERMr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning.SHELDONA sigma particle.LESLIEYes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the Earth.DR. GABLEHAUSERCorrect. Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question. The score now stands. AA, 1150, PMS, 1175. So for 100 points andthe match, please turn yourattention to the formula on the screens. Solve the equation.RAJESHHoly crap.LEONARDWhat the hell is that?HOWARDLooks like something they found on the ship at Roswell.LEONARDCome on, think. Leslie?LESLIELeonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there.LEONARDYou're never gonna let that go, are you?DR. GABLEHAUSERTen seconds. PMS?LEONARDSorry, I panicked.HOWARDThen guess.LEONARDUm... Eight. Point four.DR. GABLEHAUSERI'm sorry, that's incorrect. AA, if you can answer correctly, the match is yours.HOWARDHe doesn't have it. He's got squat.DR. GABLEHAUSERAA, I need your answer.DMITRIThe answer is minus eight pi alpha.SHELDONHang on, hang on a second. That's not our answer. What are you doing?DMITRIAnswering question. Winning Physics Bowl.SHELDONHow do you know anything about physics?DMITRIHere I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist. Leningrad Politechnika. Go, Polar Bears.SHELDONWell, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything.I answer the questions.DMITRIYou didn't answer question.SHELDONHey, look. Now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved Russia, but on this Physics Bowl team, I rule with an iron fist. Ow!DR. GABLEHAUSERAA, I need your official answer.SHELDONWell, it's not what he said.DR. GABLEHAUSERThen what is it?SHELDONI want a different question.DR. GABLEHAUSERYou can't have a differentquestion.SHELDONFormal protest.DR. GABLEHAUSER Denied.SHELDONInformal protest.DR. GABLEHAUSER Denied. I need your official answer.SHELDONNo. I decline to provide one.DR. GABLEHAUSERWell, that's too bad because the answer your teammate gave was correct.SHELDONThat's your opinion.DR. GABLEHAUSERAll right, the winner of the match is...LEONARDHang on. Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team?SHELDONI don't understand the question.LEONARDGo ahead.DR. GABLEHAUSERThe winner is PMS.LEONARDSorry, somebody's sitting there.SHELDONWho?LEONARDMy Physics Bowl trophy.SHELDONThat trophy is meaningless. I forfeited, therefore you did not win.LEONARDI know someone who would disagree.SHELDONWho?LEONARDMy Physics Bowl trophy. …Leonard is so smart. Sheldon who?“SHELDONAll right, that is very immature.LEONARDYou're right. I'm sorry. …I'm not!“PENNYOkay, new contest.LEONARDWhat are you doing?PENNYI am settling once and for all who is the smartest around here. Okay? Are you ready?SHELDONAbsolutely.LEONARDBring it on.PENNYOkay. …Marsha, Jan and Cindy were the three daughters in what TV family?“ The Brady Bunch. Okay. …Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?“SHELDONThe Brady Bunch?PENNYVan Halen. All right. …Madonna was married to this Ridgemont High alum.“ Oh, my God. Sean Penn.LEONARDHow do you know these things? I go outside and I talk to people. Okay, here. …What actor holds the record for being named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?“SHELDONWilliam Shatner.LEONARDWait. I don't think it's Shatner.SHELDONThen it's got to be Patrick Stewart.PENNYNo.SHELDONFormal protest.PENNYAll right. …Singer who sang,'Oops!...I Did It Again'?“ Okay. …Tweety Bird tawt he taw a what?“SHELDONRomulan.PENNYYes. He tawt he taw a Romulan.THE ENDThe …Tweety Bird“ question:Tweety Bird (a Warner Bros. cartoon character) used to say, ...I thought I saw a pussycat“, but in his broken English it sounded like, (I)tawt I taw a putty tat.“ So Penny's question actually is, …Tweety Bird thought he saw a what?“ And the correct answer would be, …pussycat“ (or …putty tat“). But because Leonard and Sheldon apparently doesn't know Tweety Bird and his speech impediment, for them it sounds like the Romulan language (a language from the Star Trek Universe, that's what I call …thinking in geek“, LOL!) and they assume the question is which language is Penny speaking. Therefore Sheldon very confidently answers with …Romulan.“ And regarding to Penny's answer, …Yes. He tawt he taw a Romulan.“, Sheldon and Leonard actually believe their answer was correct.。
生活大爆炸第一季集剧本中英文台词
14 down is... move your finger...Phylum; which makes 14 across "Port-au-Prince"
竖14是……你手挡住了……是门;所以说横14是“太子港”
see; "Papa Doc's capital idea"; that's "Port-au-Prince".
噢;好的;看来我是新邻居了..Penny..
-Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Leonard Sheldon..
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Sheldon: hi.
嗨
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: Well; uh... oh; uh; welcome to the building.
你看;“Papa Doc提示了;所以是太子港..
-Woman: Can I help you
需要我帮忙嘛
-Leonard: Yes. Um... is this the high-IQ sperm bank
是的..这里是高智商精子库嘛
-Woman: If you have to ask; maybe you shouldn't be here.
-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank
你还在为精子库的事生气吗
-Leonard: No.
没..
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs
生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照1-13
第一季13集The Bat Jar Conjecture----(Bat Jar 猜想)-Howard：Mody tells about the new Star Trek film. 这儿有关于新一部星舰迷航电影的消息。
There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth. 将会有一幕拍摄Spock出生的情景。
(“星舰迷航”主人公之一是Vulcan族)-Raj：I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock'sconception.我对Spock受精时的情景更感兴趣。
-Sheldon：Oh, please. 得了吧。
For Vulcans, mating—or if you will, Pon Fahr-- 对于瓦肯人来说，交配-- 或者你想说 PonFahr--It's an extremely private matter. 这都是极端隐私的。
-Leonard：Still, I'd like to know the details. 不过我还是想知道细节。
His mother was human. His father was Vulcan. 她妈妈是人类他爸爸是瓦肯人。
They couldn't just conceive. 他们两个不可能就简简单单的受孕了。
-Howard：Maybe they had to go to a clinic. 也许他们只好去诊所，Can you imagine Spock's dad in a little room with a copy of Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears. 你能想象Spock的爸爸一对尖尖的耳朵和匀称的臀部，在一个小房间里...-Raj：How comes on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same 为什么"星舰迷航"里每个人的私处都大同小异呢No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, Hey, get your thing out of my nose. 从没一个外星女士对Kirk舰长说过，嘿，把你那玩意儿从我鼻子里抽出来。
生活大爆炸
第一季第1集Pilot (试播集):帮Penny拿电视事件。
第一季第2集The Big Bran Hypothesis (宅女假说): Sheldon帮Penny整理房间事件。
第一季第3集The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (模糊靴推论):Leonard想和Leslie发展感情失败，抑郁，后和Penny约会事件。
第一季第4集The Luminous Fish Effect (发光鱼效应):Sheldon被炒事件。
炒鸡蛋夜光鱼，织布，以及被妈妈带去道歉，然后拿回工作。
（luminous fish）第一季第5集The Hamburger Postulate(汉堡公设): Leonard和Leslie ONS，Sheldon不知所措事件。
第一季第6集The Middle Earth Paradigm(中土范式): 万圣节舞会事件。
（多普勒效应）第一季第7集The Dumpling Paradox(饺子佯谬): Penny朋友和Howard。
penny玩《光环》（XBOX游戏）。
中餐馆点菜事件。
（Raj相亲/Howard 第一季第8集The Grasshopper Experiment(小人物实验): 鸡尾酒事件。
学Raj印度口音）第一季第9集The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization(Cooper-Hofstadter 极化): 物理发表会事件。
（意念爆头、远程灯控及四川男生）第一季第10集The Loobenfeld Decay(Loobenfeld衰变): Penny唱歌引起的Leonard撒谎事件。
（Sheldon的“堂弟”Leo）第一季第11集The Pancake Batter Anomaly(面糊异常): Sheldon感冒事件。
第一季第12集The Jerusalem Duality(耶路撒冷对偶): Sheldon嫉妒来自朝鲜的15岁天才事件。
生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集台词
生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集台词第一季第1集My father broke his clavicle. -Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school? -Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers. -Leonard: New neighbor? -Sheldon: Evidently. -Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor. -Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. -Penny: Oh, hi. -Leonard: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Penny: Hi? -Leonard: We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. -Penny: Oh, that's nice. -Leonard: Oh, no, uh, we don't live together. I mean, we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. -Penny: Oh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. -Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon. -Penny: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Penny: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Leonard: Well, uh... oh, uh, welcome to the building. -Penny: Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. -Leonard: Oh, great. -Penny: great. -Sheldon: great. -Leonard: great. -Leonard: Well, uh, Bye. -Penny: Bye. -Sheldon: Bye. -Leonard: Bye. Should we have invited her for lunch? -Sheldon: No. We're going to start Season 2 of Battlestar Galactica. -Leonard: We already watched the season 2 DVDs. -Sheldon: Not with commentary. -Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome. -Sheldon: We never invited Louie/Louiseover. -Leonard: Well... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. -Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on “myspace". -Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them. -Sheldon: That's the beauty of it. -Leonard: I'm going to invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. -Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline. -Leonard: Well, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response. -Sheldon: To what end? -Leonard: Hi. Again. -Penny: Hi. -Sheldon: Hi. -Leonard: Hi. Anyway, um... we brought home Indian food. I know that moving can be stressful, and, and, I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you, that, you know, a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.我爸把锁骨都摔断了。
生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照
超人突然下降，用钢铁般的手臂接住她。
Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour,
除非超人赶上她的速度并减速。
-Sheldon: In what space, sir In what space
哪还有时间，先生 哪有时间
She's two feet above the ground.
她离地面只有两英尺。
Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement.
-Howard：And you don't have a problem with that How does he fly at night
你没发现问题吗 那他在夜里怎么飞行
-Sheldon: Oh, a combination of the moon's solar reflection
哦，结合月球的日光反射，
你得习惯这个。
-Penny：Yeah. I probably won't.
呃，我可能很难习惯。
Hey，Sheldon. Hi
嘿 Sheldon 。 嗨
Hey, Raj.
嘿 Raj。
Still not talking to me, huh
还是不理我，嗯
-Sheldon: Don't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.
生活大爆炸台词 第一季 01集
生活大爆炸第一季01[Leonard]: Agreed. What’s your point?[Sheldon]: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a t-shirt.[Leonard]: Excuse me.[Lady]: Hang on.[Leonard]: One across is “Aegean”. Eight down is “Nabokov”. 26across is “MCM”. 14down is…move your finger…”phylum” which makes 14 across port-au-prince”. See, “papa doc’s capital idea,” that’s “port-au-prince.” Haiti. [Lady]: Can I help you？[Leonard]: Yes. Is this the high-iq sperm bank?[Lady]: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.[Sheldon]: I think this is the place.[Lady]: Fill these out.[Leonard]: Thank you. We’ll be right back.[Lady]: Take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait.[Sheldon]: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.[Leonard]: What, are you kidding? You are a semi–pro.[Sheldon]: No. we are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that, I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. [Leonard]: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment. [Sheldon]: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But some poor woman who’s going to pin her hopes on my sperm...[Leonard]: I’m sure she’ll still love him.[Sheldon]: I wouldn’t.[Leonard]: Well, what do you want to do?[Sheldon]: I want to leave. What’s the protocol for leaving?[Leonard]: I don’t know…I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.[Sheldon]: Let’s try just walking out.[Sheldon]: Are you still mad about the sperm bank? You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?[Leonard]: Not really.[Sheldon]: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.[Leonard]: I don’t care.Two millimeters…?That doesn’t seem right.[Sheldon]: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12, my father broke his clavicle.[Leonard]: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?[Sheldon]: No, that was a result of my work with lasers.[Leonard]: New neighbor?[Sheldon]: Evidently.[Leonard]: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.[Sheldon]: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.[Leonard]: We don’t mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.[Penny]: Oh, that’s nice.[Leonard]: We don’t live together, I mean…we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.[Penny]: Well. Guess I’m your new neighbor. Penny.[Leonard]: Well, welcome to the building.[Penny]: Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.[Leonard]: Should we have invited her for lunch?[Sheldon]: No, we’re gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.[Leonard]: We already watched the season two DVDs.[Sheldon]: Not with commentary.[Leonard]: I think we should be good neighbors. And invite her over, make her feel welcome.[Sheldon]: We never invited that person over.[Leonard]: And that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.[Sheldon]: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on my space.[Leonard]: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.[Sheldon]: That’s the beauty of it.[Leonard]: I’m gonna invite her over. We’ll have a nice meal and…chat.[Sheldon]: Chat? We don’t chat. At least not offline.[Leonard]: It’s not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appr opriate in response. [Sheldon]: To what end?[Leonard]: Anyway…we brought home Indian food. And I know that moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just…one less thing to worry about. [Sheldon]: I’m no expert, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.[Penny]: You’re inviting me over to eat? Oh, that’s so nice. I’d love to. So, what do you guys do for fun around here? [Sheldon]: Today we tried masturbating for money.[Leonard]: Ok, make yourself at home.[Penny]: This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?[Sheldon]: Actually, that’s my work. Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that’s just a joke.[Penny]: So you’re like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. This is really impressive.[Leonard]: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.[Penny]: Holy smokes.[Sheldon]: If by “holy smokes”, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at M.I.T, sure.[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: Come on. Who hasn’t seen this differential below “here I sit, broken-hearted”?[Leonard]: At least I didn’t have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.[Sheldon]: I didn’t invent them. They’re there.[Leonard]: In what universe?[Sheldon]: In all of them… that is the point.[Penny]: Do you guys mind if I start?[Sheldon]: Penny…that’s where I sit.[Penny]: So, sit next to me.[Sheldon]: No… I sit there.[Penny]: What’s the difference?[Sheldon]: Wha t’s the difference?[Leonard]: Here we go.[Sheldon]: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I can go on, but I think I’ve made my point.[Penny]: Do you want me to move?[Leonard]: Just sit somewhere else. Well, this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over.[Sheldon]: That’s not true, Koothrappali and Wolowizt come over all the time.[Leonard]: Yes. I know, but…[Sheldon]: So don’t say we don’t have company.[Leonard]: Sorry.[Sheldon]: That is negative social implications.[Leonard]: I said I’m sorry![Penny]: So…klingon boggle?[Leonard]: Yeah. It’s like regular boggle, but… in klingon.That’s probably enough about us. So, tell us about you. [Penny]: Me? Ok. I’m a Sagittarius, w hich probably tells you way more than you need to know.[Sheldon]: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion tha t the sun’s apparent position……somehow affects your personality.[Penny]: Participate in the what?[Leonard]: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn’t have been our first guess.[Penny]: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I’m a water sign. Ok, let’s see, what else. Oh, I’m a vegetarian, expect for fish.And the occasional steak. I love steak.[Sheldon]: Well, that’s interesting. Leonard can’t process corn.[Leonard]: Well…do you have some sort of a job?[Penny]: Yeah, I’m a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: Oh~ I love cheesecake.[Sheldon]: You’re lactose-intolerant.[Leonard]: I don’t eat it…I just think it’s a good idea.[Penny]: Anyways, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: So, it’s based on your life.[Penny]: No, I’m from Omaha.[Leonard]: If that was a movie, I would go see it.[Penny]: I know, right? Ok, let’s see what else…guess that’s about it. That’s the story of Penny.[Leonard]: It sounds wonderful.[Penny]: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.[Sheldon]: What’s happening?[Penny]: God, you know, 4 years I lived with him. 4 years…that’s like as long as high school.[Sheldon]: It took you 4 years to get through high school?[Penny]: It just… I can’t believe I trusted him.[Leonard]: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.[Sheldon]: You? No, you’ll only make it worse.[Penny]: You want to know the pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts…I still love him. Is that crazy? [Leonard]: No, it’s not crazy. It’s a…paradox. Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments. But then along comes Albert Einstein, and discovers that light behaves like particles, too. Well, I didn’t make it worse.[Penny]: I’m so sorry. I’m such a mess. On top of everything else, I’m all gross from moving. And my stupid shower doesn’t even work.[Leonard]: Our shower works.[Penny]: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?[Leonard]: It’s right down the hall.[Penny]: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.[Sheldon]: Well, this is an interesting development.[Leonard]: How so?[Sheldon]: It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.[Leonard]: That’s not true, remember at thanksgiving, my grandmother with Alzhei mer’s had that episode? [Sheldon]: Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.[Leonard]: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.[Sheldon]: So what exactly are you going to accomplish here?[Leonard]: Excuse me?[Sheldon]: That woman is not going to have sex with you.[Leonard]: I’m not trying to have sex with her.[Sheldon]: Oh, good, then you won’t be disappointed.[Leonard]: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she is a female.[Sheldon]: Yes, but not of the same species.[Leonard]: I’m not going to engage in hypotheticals here. I’m just trying to be a good neighbor.[Sheldon]: Oh, of course.[Leonard]: That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, that I wouldn’t participate. However briefly. [Wolowitz]: Wait till you see this.[Koothrappali]: It’s fantastic, unbelievable.[Leonard]: See what?[Wolowitz]: It’s a Stephen hawking lecture from M.I.T in 1974.[Leonard]: This isn’t a good time.[Wolowitz]: It’s before he became a creepy computer voice.[Leonard]: That’s great. You guys have to go.[Koothrappali]: Why?[Leonard]: It’s just not a good time.[Sheldon]: Leonard has a lady over.[Wolowitz]: Yeah, right…your grandmother back in town?[Leonard]: No, and she is not a lady, she is just a new neighbor.[Wolowitz]: Hang on, there really is a lady here? And you want us out because you’re anticipating co itus? [Leonard]: I’m not anticipating coitus.[Wolowitz]: So she’s available for coitus?[Leonard]: Can we please just stop saying ”coitus”?[Penny]: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower…?[Wolowitz]: Howard Wolowitz, Caltech department of applied physics. You may be familiar with some of my work. It’s currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.[Penny]: Penny, I work at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: I’ll show you the trick with the shower.[Wolowitz]: “Bonne douche”[Penny]: I’m sorry?[Wolowitz]: It’s French for “good shower.” It’s a sentiment, I can express in six languages.[Leonard]: Save it for your blog, Howard.[Leonard]: All right, there it goes. It sticks. I’m sorry.[Penny]: Hey, Leonard?[Sheldon]: The hair products are Sheldon’s.[Penny]: Can I ask you a favor?[Leonard]: A favor? Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.[Penny]: It’s ok if you say no.[Leonard]: I’ll probably say yes.[Penny]: It’s ju st not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.[Sheldon]: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.[Leonard]: Must we?[Sheldon]: Event A: a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the afore mentioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query…on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?[Leonard]: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.[Sheldon]: Oh, yes, well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey. But we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.[Leonard]: Which is?[Sheldon]: You think with your penis.[Leonard]: That’s a biological impossibility. And you didn’t have to come.[Sheldon]: Oh, right, I could have stayed behind and watch Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi.Why can’t she get her own TV?[Leonard]: Come on, you know how it is with breakups.[Sheldon]: No I don’t…and neither do you.[Leonard]: I broke up with Joyce Kim.[Sheldon]: You did not break up with Joyce Kim, she defected to north Korea.[Leonard]: To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated. There’s some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.[Sheldon]: So we get to have a scene with him?[Leonard]: No, there’s not going to be a scene. There’s two of us and one of him.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the two of us can’t even carry a TV.[Penny]: So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university? I’m sorry, do you speak English? [Wolowitz]: He speaks English, he just can’t speak to women. He’s kind of nerd.[Leonard]: I’ll do the talking.We’re here to pick up Penny’s TV.[Man]: Get lost.[Sheldon]: Ok, thanks for your time.[Leonard]: We’re not going to give up just like that.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the TV’s in the building. We’ve been denied access to the building, ergo, we are done. [Leonard]: Excuse me. If I were to give up on the first little hitch, I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.[Sheldon]: My apologies. What’s your plan? It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.[Leonard]: Come on, we have a combined iq of 360. We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building. [Sheldon]: What do you think their combined iq is?[Leonard]: Just grab the door! This is it. I’ll do the talking.[Sheldon]: Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle.[Man]: How the hell did you get in the building?[Leonard]: We are scientists.[Sheldon]: Tell him about our iq.[Sheldon]: Leonard…[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: My mom bought me those pants.[Leonard]: I’m sorry.[Sheldon]: You’re going to have to call her.[Leonard]: Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you though this.[Sheldon]: It’s ok. It wasn’t my first pants and it won’t be my last.[Leonard]: And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.[Sheldon]: Well, you got me out of my pants.[Leonard]: Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. She’s out of my league, I’m done with her. Got my work, one day, I’ll win the Nobel prize and I’ll die alone.[Sheldon]: Don’t think like that. You’re not going to die alo ne.[Leonard]: Thank you, Sheldon, you’re a good friend.[Sheldon]: And you’re certainly not going to win a Nobel prize.[Wolowitz]: This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale. Yeah, I’ve had him since level ten. His name is buttons. Anyway, if you had your own game character, we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.[Penny]: That sounds interesting.[Wolowitz]: You’ll think about it?[Penny]: I don’t think I’ll be able to stop thinking about it.[Koothrappali]: Smooth~[Leonard]: We’re home.[Penny]: Oh, my god, what happened?[Leonard]: Well, you ex-boyfriend sends his regards, and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.[Penny]: I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn’t be such an ass.[Leonard]: No, it was a valid hypothesis.[Sheldon]: That was a valid…? What is happening to you?[Penny]: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you’re just…you’re so terrific, really. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my p urse, and dinner is on me, ok?[Sheldon]: You’re not done with her, are you?[Leonard]: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.[Sheldon]: Not to mention imaginary.[Leonard]: Is that food okay with you, Penny?[Sheldon]: We can’t have Thai food, we had In dian for lunch.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: They’re both curry-based cuisines.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: It would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we’re going to have to spell out everything for this girl [Penny]: Any ideas, Raj?[Wolowitz]: I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.[Penny]: That sounds like fun.[Wolowitz]: Baby, baby don’t get hook up on me……[Sheldon]: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the p opulation of this car goes, you're a veritable Mac daddy.------------- THE END -------------。
生活大爆炸s1e05双语剧本
L:No, no, no. Orcs are magic.Superman is vulnerable to magic.Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
半兽人是魔法部队 超人最怕魔法,更别提,哥斯拉早已被伊利诺伊骑兵和绿巨人消灭
是啊，靠胸进去，靠脑子留下.碰见你太好了,物理系弦乐四重奏还缺一个大提琴
L:What happened to Elliot Wong?
Elliot Wong怎么啦?
Leslie：He switched over to high-energy radiation research had a little mishap,and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.So are you in?
P:Because you're not at Big Boy!
因为你不在大胖汉堡店!
S:Fine,I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
好吧 那我要烧烤汉堡
L:Make it two.
我也要这个
S:Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
稍等 宝贝.湿婆和格涅沙,印度教之神? 对抗整个北部联军?
L:And orcs.
还有半兽人
P:I'll be back.
我稍候再来
R:Excuse me.Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles and Shiva is the Destroyer.When the smoke clears,Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
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看生活大爆炸学英语 The Big Bang Theory 第1季 15集: The Pork Chop Indeterminacy pork chop: 猪排 indeterminacy: 不确定-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.on the other hand: 另一方面 concern: 于…有关 supercollider: 超对撞机swallow up: 吞下去另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。
-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.a bunch of: 许多 crybaby: 爱哭的人真是一群惜命鬼。
No guts, no glory, man.No guts, no glory: 不入虎穴，焉得虎子不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。
-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers. pharmacology: 药理学 look for: 寻找嘿，你看。
药理学院在招募志愿者。
-Rajesh: We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."social anxiety: 社会焦虑 panic: 惊恐 attack: 攻击 agoraphobia: 广场恐怖症obsessive compulsive disorder: 强迫症我们在试验一种治疗，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药Why would they be looking for test subjects here?subject: 被试者他们为何会在这找试验对象?-Leonard: I don't know, Raj.我不知道，Raj。
Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.comic book: 连环漫画册 bulletin board: 告示牌也许漫画店没有公告栏。
What's going on?怎么了?-Howard: Shh, shh, hot girl in Sheldon's office.嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。
-Leonard: Sheldon's office?Sheldon的办公室?Is she lost?她迷路了么？-Howard: I don't think so.我觉得不是。
I followed her here from the parking lot.parking lot: 停车场我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。
-Leonard: Maybe she's his lawyer.也许她是他的律师。
-Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.brief: 短内裤她可以免费检查我的内裤。
-Leonard: HowardHoward。
-Howard: I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished... by her.disgusting: 令人厌恶的我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。
Oh, look, I did it again.噢，瞧啊，我又来了。
-Missy: That should do it.这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.come by: 来窜门谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...buddy: 朋友，好伙伴嘿，兄弟...-Sheldon: Buddy...?兄弟...?-Howard: Sorry I'm late. I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.space shuttle: 航天飞机对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。
-Sheldon: How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.expect: 预期你怎么可能会来晚? 我根本没在等你啊。
-Howard: Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and...从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...Bam! Howard Wolowitz.嘭! Howard Wolowitz。
-Leonard: Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?-Sheldon: Oh, all right. Uh, this is Missy. Missy, this is Leonard and Rajesh, and you've already met Howard.好吧，这位是Missy Missy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。
-Missy: It's nice to meet you.见到你很高兴。
-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.我也是，也是，也是。
-Howard: Yeah.对了。
-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?那么你们俩是怎么认识的?-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head. wrap around: 卷绕的曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。
-Leonard: Excuse me?什么?-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.frankly: 坦白地他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。
-Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly. measurable: 可测量的 sense of humor: 幽默感那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。
-Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?幽默感到底是怎么测量的?A humormometer?humormometer: 【用于测量幽默感的机器】幽默计?-Howard: Well, I think you're delightfully droll.delightfully: 非常 droll: 好笑的我觉得你是个非常有趣的人。
Or, as the French say,trs drale.或者像法国人说的très drole。
-Missy: Okay, so let me see if I got this.好吧，看我记住了没有。
Leonard, Howard and...Leonard Howard 还有...I'm sorry, what was your name again?不好意思你叫什么名字来着?-Sheldon: Rajesh.Rajesh。
-Leonard: So, Missy what brings you out away from Texas?那么Missy是什么风把你从田纳西吹来了?-Howard: Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.destiny: 命运也许这是命运? 我想这就是命运。
-Missy: My friend's getting married at Disneyland tomorrow night.我的朋友明晚要在迪斯尼乐园举行婚礼-Howard: Destiny, thy name is Anaheim.Anaheim: 【阿纳海姆，迪斯尼乐园的所在地】命运啊他的名字叫阿纳海姆。
-Missy: And I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate. estate: 房产而且不得不顺便带过来一些我父亲的地产文件给Shelly签字。
-Sheldon: The papers could've been mailed.文件可以寄过来的。
Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?Spy: 侦探妈妈让你过来监视我的，是不是?-Missy: I guess that's why they call you a genius.genius: 天才我想这就是为何他们叫你天才。
-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements. bowel movement: 肠运动告诉妈妈我现在体重165磅，还有我排便运动很规律。
Enjoy the wedding. Good-bye.祝你参加婚礼玩得开心。