搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie
陈:大家好，你们看过<美丽人生>吗是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。最近我要导演一部新的电影。今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director.
杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.
陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...
杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。。。
陈:Stop, stop! Time is limited, just begin.
陈:停下，快停下，时间有限，快点开始吧。
杨:OK! I'll sing my first song to conquer you --my heart will go on. Just enjoy it. Music(音乐响起). 杨:好的，我将演唱我的成名曲来征服你----我心永恒。请欣赏。(音乐响起)
near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.（唱跑调）
陈:OK, that’s enough, I was wondering how could you get so many awards
陈:可以了，够了！我真的好奇你唱的这么难听，是怎么拿到这么多奖的
杨:Dear director, you don’t appreciate my style, I’m sure you will regret. (骄傲的离开)
杨:我亲爱的导演，你不懂欣赏我的风格，我保证你会后悔的。(骄傲的离开)
陈:Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise. Next one!
陈:天啊，我要受不了，希望下一个会带给我惊喜。下一个！
杜:To be, or not to be, It's a question!(走到陈面前),I'm glad to see you, my dear princess.
杜:生存还是死亡这是个问题。(走到陈面前)很荣幸见到您，我的公主。
陈(高兴状):oh, it's really a big surprise, so what's your name
陈(高兴状):天啊，实在是太惊喜了，你叫什么
杜:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(陈摇头:no), it's ok, how about Robin Meade(陈摇头:no), eh... you must know Beyonce Giselle, right(陈继续摇头:no) (杜情绪激动)What do you know You know nothing! How could you sit here
杜:我的名字哦~等一下。你知道特里什·里根吗(陈摇头:不知道)，没关系，那你知道罗宾·米德吗(陈摇头:不知道)eh…那你一定知道碧昂丝·吉赛尔(陈摇头:不知道),(杜,情绪激动)，你知道什么你什么都不知道，有什么资格坐在这里。
陈(气愤状):you, you, how dare you!
陈(气愤状):你你你，你怎么敢!
杜:ok, relax, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, they’re just my guests, you just need to know me, the most famous talk show host and the greatest poet--Oprah!
杜:好的，没关系，你不需要认识这些人，他们都曾是我的嘉宾，你只需要认识我，这世上最著名的脱口秀主持人和最棒的诗人--奥普拉！
陈:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
陈:我不在乎你是谁，快开始你的表演。
杜:Well, listen to my original p oem. Once, I had found my best love, but I didn’t cherish her. Until I lost her, I felt regret. It is the most painful thing in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her. That is-- ‘I love you’!
杜:好，下面请大家欣赏我的原创诗。曾经有一份真挚的爱情摆在我面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到失去后才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此，如果老天可以再给我一次机会的话，我会对那个女孩说三个字--“我爱你”。
陈(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, leave me alone！
陈(起鸡皮疙瘩状):天啊，我受不了啦，请离我远一点！
杜(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it will be (回头,对陈)10 thousand years.
杜(转身离开,继续台词):如果要在这三个字上加一个期限的话，我希望是(回头,对陈)一万年。
陈:Next one!
陈:下一个！
程:(男扮女装,风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh, honey, dear, sweet, darling director, the most beautiful, charming, sexy girl is coming, everybody knows me, right Yeah, I'm Hello Kitty, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指，在这里突然一改妩媚的样子开始打b-box). (鞠躬,向观众谢幕) thank you.(面向导演) honey, is it a wonderful performance
程:(男扮女装，风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):哦，我的甜心，亲爱的导演，最漂亮，有魅力，性感的女孩登场了，大家都认识我对吧，没错，我就是Kitty猫，睁大你们的双眼，屏住你们的呼吸，我将要带来一场独特而美好的表演，我相信大家都会为我的表演疯狂的，(打个响指，在这里突然一改妩媚的样子开始打b-box). (鞠躬,向观众谢幕),谢谢大家。(面向导演) 甜心，我的表演完美吗
陈:(作目瞪口呆状)…
程:(在陈眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok
程:(在陈眼前晃手),哦，亲爱的，你没事吧。
陈:eh...my god, I need a beautiful actress, but you are a little... Get out.
陈:嗯…上帝啊，我需要一个美丽的女演员，但是你看起来有一点…出去!
程:oh no! Sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
程:哦，不！甜心，你伤了我的心…(掩面离去)
陈:oh, it's really a terrible day! Why it is so difficult to find excellent actors. You three, come here!陈:天啊，今天实在是太糟糕了！为什么找个完美的演员就这么难。你们三个过来吧。
三人跑进来, 程:(妩媚状):Honey, you prefer my performance, right
三人跑进来, 程:(妩媚状):甜心，你更喜欢我的表演，对吗
杨:Director, you prefer my singing, right
杨:导演，你更喜欢我的歌对吗
杜:Princess, you prefer my poem, right
杜:公主，你更喜欢我的诗对吗
三人抢着说:I passed, right(然后同时定住)
三人抢着说:我通过面试了，对吗(然后同时定住)
陈:God. I want three good actors,(叹气) but there are only three idiots.(电话声响，接电话) What We will change the movie into
陈:天呐。我本想找三个好演员，(叹气) 怎么却遇到三个奇葩。(电话声响，接电话) 什么我们要改拍电影<三傻大闹宝莱坞>。等等，三傻那不是正好吗。我想我有好主意了！(挂电话,拍手唤醒那仨)我有个好消息告诉你们，你们三个，都通过了！
三人同时: Yeah! We make it, we’re superstars!
三人同时:耶，我们做到了，我们是超级巨星！
程(甜蜜状):That's very sweet of you, I love you so much!(飞个吻)
程(甜蜜状):你真的是太好了，我好爱你!(飞个吻)
陈:You know, you've got the right character. I'm looking forward to your fantastic performance. Are you ready
陈:你们知道的，你们都有了合适的角色，我希望看到你们精彩的演出。你们准备好了吗
三人齐答:Yes, we are!
三人齐答:我们准备好了！
全部一起:Fighting! Fighting! Fighting!
全部一起:加油！加油！加油！
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改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
英文短剧剧本
英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.
英语三人短剧--搞笑(1)
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《xx抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 （小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英语小话剧,英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。 Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. 亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
英语短剧剧本
英语短剧 Mon.： Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for sa ving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) D: Will you buy my hair? M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times ' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S :孙悟空E:猪八戒 J ：沙僧 B:白骨精（何平）B1: B变成的村姑B2 : B变成的太婆B3 : B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: （摸出，递给S） S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（?「S 一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don 't bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T:（缩手）1 ' II keep it for you until we reach the west E: But （（ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E:（递）Here.Em ........ we have arrived in White Tiger Moun ta in !Ah I can more!（坐）My stomach doesn ' t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will S: You will what（凶相）? E:（软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）. S: Hm!
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
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