叶开:赫拉巴尔与魔法舌
撒加经典语录

撒加经典语录篇一:经典电影台词[2017/07/30] 经典电影中的人生哲理什么是权力?当一个人犯了罪,法官依法判他死刑。
这不叫权力,这叫正义。
而当一个人同样犯了罪,皇帝可判他死也可以不判他死。
于是赦免了他。
这就叫权力。
——《辛德勒名单》要么忙着生存,要么赶着去死!人总是要做点什么的…… ——《肖申克的救赎》上帝会把我们身边最好的东西拿走,以提醒我们得到的太多。
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——《玻璃樽》汤姆李琼斯让威尔斯密斯考虑是否要加入MII B时说:辛德勒名单》要么忙着生存,要么赶着去死!人总是要做点什么的…… ——《肖申克的救赎》上帝会把我们身边最好的东西拿走,以提醒我们得到的太多。
——《四根羽毛》星星在哪里都很亮的,就看你有没有抬头去看它们。
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ナルト疾风伝221~222对白

はるのサクラ:ここじゃないわ。
うずまきナルト:ここでもねえってばよ。
サクラ:ここにもいないわ。
ナルト:一体、どこにいるんだよ。
サクラ:私たち、ようやくここまで来たのよ。
ナルト:どこだ。
サクラ:どこにいるの?ナルト:サスケ!サスケ:サクラか?サクラ:サ、ス、ケ、君。
ナルト:サスケ。
サスケ:ナルトか。
親も兄弟もねえてめえに、俺の何が分かるってんだよ。
始めから一人きりだったてめえに、俺の何が分かるってんだよ。
ああ?繋がりがあるからこそ苦しいんだ。
親を失うことがどんなもんか。
お前なんかに分かるか!ナルト:本当だ。
親子や兄弟なんて、確かにオレには分かんない。
それなら。
サスケ:なんでだ、ナルト。
なんでそこまでして俺なんかに。
ナルト:オレにとっちゃ、やっと出来た繋がりなんだ。
だからオレは、お前を止めるんだってばよ。
それなら、何であの時。
サスケ:だったら、その繋がりをオレは断ち切るまでだ。
ナルト:俺を殺さなかった。
それで断ち切ったつもりかよ。
サスケ!サスケ:簡単な理由だ。
お前との繋がりを断ち切れなかったんじゃない。
うちはイタチ:お前もオレと同じ万華鏡写輪眼を開眼しようものなら。
但し、それには条件がある。
最も親しい友を、殺すことだ。
サスケ:あいつに聞かされたやり方に従って力を手にするなら、しゃくだっただけだ。
お前の命はオレの気まぐれで助かっただけだということだ。
サクラ:いつも間に。
サスケ:そう言えお前には、火影になるって夢があるんじゃなかったのか。
オレを追い回す暇があったら、修行でもしてりゃよかったのに。
なあ、ナルト。
だから今度は、オレの気まぐれで、お前は命を落とすんだぜ。
ナルト:仲間一人救えねえ奴が、火影になんてなれるかよ。
そうだろ、サスケ。
サクラ:サスケ君。
九尾の妖狐:ナルトよ。
わしとお前の力を見せ付けてやれ。
どうした?何を躊躇している?わしの力が必要なんだろう?さあ、誰を殺したい。
分かっているはずだぞ。
お前は一人では何も出来ん。
Boy on a Dolphin《金童海豚(1957)》完整中英文对照剧本

(朱莉 ·伦敦演唱的《海豚上的男孩》)("Boy on a Dolphin" by Julie London playing)有一个故事他们讲♪ There's a tale that they tell ♪一只海豚和一个男孩的歌♥声♪ Of a dolphin and a boy ♪金子做的♪ Made of gold ♪歌♥词: With the shells and the pearls in the deep ♪ With the shells and the pearls in the deep ♪♪他已经睡了很多年了♪ He has lain many years fast asleep ♪他们是怎么说海豚上的男孩的♪ What they tell of the boy on a dolphin ♪谁能说这是真的♪ Who can say if it's true? ♪♪他会从海洋深处升起吗♪ Should he rise from the depths of the ocean ♪任何愿望都可以实现♪ Any wish that you wish may come true ♪你说他只是一尊雕像♪ You say he's only a statue ♪一尊雕像能做什么♪ And what can a statue achieve? ♪然而当我凝视你的时候♪ And yet while I'm gazing at you ♪我的心告诉我的头脑去相信♪ My heart tells my head to believe ♪如果那个被神施了魔法的男孩♪ If the boy whom the gods have enchanted ♪应该从睡眠中醒来♪ Should arise from sleep ♪我心中的愿望就能实现♪ And the wish of my heart could be granted ♪我希望♪ I would wish ♪你只爱我♪ That you loved only me ♪(喘气)(panting)嗨,瑞芙!Hey, Rhif!菲德拉,你为什么这么做?Phaedra, why you do that?因为你懒,我在工作。
阿兹卡班的囚徒

Harry potterAND THE PRISONER OF AZZABAN -Lumos Maxima第二章玛姬姨妈的大错误-Harry,open the door.-Marge.How lovely to see---Uncle Vernon,I need you to sign this form.-What is it?-Nothing .School stuff.-Later perhaps,if you behave.-I will if she does.-Oh,you`re still here,are you?-Yes.-Don`t say yes in that ungrateful way.-Damn good of my brother to keep you.-He`d have been straight to an orphanage if he`d been dumped on my doorstep.-Is that my Dudders?Is that my little neffy-pooh? -Give us a e on.Up,up.-Take Marge`s suitcase upstairs.-Okay.-Finish that off for Mommy.Good boy ,Rippy-pooh.-Can I tempt you,Marge?-Just a small one.-Excellent nosh,Petunia.-A bit more.-Usually just a fry-up for me,what with 12 dogs .-Just a bit more.That`s a boy.-You wanna try a little drop of brandy?-A little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh?-What are you smirking at?-Where did you send the boy,Vernon?-St.Brutus`.It`s a fine institution for hopeless cases.-Do they use a cane at St.Brutus`,boy?-Oh,yeah.-Yeah.I`ve been beaten loads of times.-Excellent.I won`t have this namby-pamby......wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it.-You mustn`t blame yourself about how this one turned out.-It`s all to do with blood.Bad blood will out.-What is it the boy`s father did,Petunia?-Nothing.He didn`t work.He was unemployed.-And a drunk too,no doubt?-That`s a lie.-What did you say?-My dad wasn`t a drunk.-Don`t worry.Don`t fuss,Petunia.I have a very firm grip.-I think it`s time you went to bed.-Quiet,Vernon.You,clean it up.-Actually,it`s nothing to do with the father.-It`s all to do with the mother.You see it all the time with dogs.-If something`s wrong with the bitch,then something`s wrong with the pup.-Shut up! Shut up!-Right.Let me tell you...-Vernon!Vernon,do something!-Stop!-I`ve got you,Marge.I`ve got you.-Hold on,hold on.-Get off.-Don`t you dare!-Sorry.-Oh,Vernon.-Oh,God.-Marge!-Please!-Come back!-You bring her back!You bring her back now.-You put her right!-No.She deserved what she got.-Keep away from me.-You can`t do magic outside school.-Yeah?Try me.-They won`t let you back now.You`ve nowhere to go. -I don`t care.Anywhere is better than here.第三章骑士公共汽车-Welcome to the Kningt Bus emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard.My name is Stan Shumpike,and I will be your conductor for this evening. -What you doing down there?-I fell over.-What you fell over for?-I didn`t do it on purpose.-Well,come on,then.-Let`s not wait for the grass to grow.-What you looking at?-Nothing.-Well,come on,then.In.-No,no,no.I`ll get this.You get in.-Come on.-Come on.Move on,move on.-Take her away ,Ern.-Yeah,take it away,Ernie.-It`s going to be a bumpy ride.-What did you say your name was?-I didn`t.-Whereabouts are you headed?-The Leaky Cauldron.That`s in London.-You hear that?The Leaky Cauldron.That`s in London. -The Leaky Cauldron.If you have pea soup make sure you eat it before it eats you.-But the Muggles.Can`t they see us?-Muggles?-They don`t see nothing,do they?-No,but if you jab them with a fork,they feel.-Ernie,little old lady at 12 o`clock!-Ten,nine,eight,seven,six,five,four,three,three and a half,two,one and three quarters.-Yes!-Who is that?That man.-Who is that?-Who is--?-That is Sirius Black,that is.-Don`t tell me you`ve never been hearing of Sirius Black.-H`e`s a murderer.Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.-How did he escape?-Well,that`s the question,is`t it?-He`s the first one that done it.-He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who.-I reckon you`re heard of him.-Yeah.Him I`ve heard of.-Ernie,two double-deckers at 12 o`click.-They`re getting closer,Ernie.-Ernie,they`re right on top of us!-Mind your head.-Hey,guys?Guys?-Why the long faces?-Yeah,yeah.Nearly there.Nearly there.-The Leaky Cauldron.-Next stop,Knockturn Alley.第四章破釜酒吧-Mr.Potter,at last.-Take it away,Ernie.-Yeah,take it away,Ernie!-Room 11.-Hedwig.-Right smart bird you got there,Mr.Potter.-He arrived here just five minutes before yourself.-As Minster for Magic,it is my duty to informyou,Mr.Potter earlier this evening your uncle`s sister was located a little south of Sheffield,circling a chimney stack.-The Accidental Magic Reversal Department was dispatched immediately.-She has been properly punctured and her memory modified.-She will have no recollection of the incident whatsoever.-So that`s that...and no harm done.-Pea soup?-No,thank you.-Minister?-Yes?-I don`t understand.-Understand?-I broke the law.Underage wizards can`t use magic at home.-Come now.The Ministry doesn`t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.-On the other hand,running away like that,given the state of things was very,very irresponsible.-“The stare of things,”sir?-We have a killer on the loose.-Sirius Black,you mean?-But what`s he got to do with me?-Nothing,of course.You`re safe.And that`s what matters.-And tomorrow you`ll be on your way back to Hogwarts.-These are your new schoolbooks.I took the liberty of having them brought here,Now Tom will show you to your room.-Hewig.-Oh,by the way,Harry.Whilst you`re here,it would be best if you didn`t wander.-Right! You gonna move that bus or what?-Housekeeping.-I`ll come back later.-I`m warning you,Herminoe.-Keep that beast away from Scabbers,or I`ll turn it into a tea cozy.-It`s a cat.Ronald.What do you expect?It`s in his nature.-A cat?Is that what they told you?Looks like a pig with hair.-That`s rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush.-Crookshanks,just ignore the mean little boy.-Harry.-Egypt.What`s it like?-Brilliant.Loads of old stuff like mummies,tombs,even Scabbers enjoyed himself.-Egyptians used to worship cats.Along with the dung beetle.-Not flashing that clipping again?I haven`t shown anyone.-No,not a soul.Not unless you count Tom.-The day maid.-Night maid.-Cook.-The bloke who fixed the toilet.-Harry.-Mrs.Weasley.-Good to see you,dear.-Good to see you.-Got everything?-Yes.-Yes?All your books?-It`s all upstairs.-Your clothes?-Everything.-Good boy.-Thank you.-Harry Potter.-Mr.Weasley.-Harry,wonder if I might have a word?-Yeah,sure.-Hermione.-Good morning,Mr. Weasley.-Looking forward to a new term?-Yeah.It should be great.-Harry,some within the Ministry would strongly discourage me from divulging what I`m about to reveal to you.-But I think that you need to know the facts.-You are in danger.-Grave danger.-Has this anything to do with Sirius Black,sir?-What do you know about Sirius Black,Harry?-Only that he`s escaped from Azkaban.-Do you know why?-Thirteen years ago,when you stopped...-Voldemort .-Don`t say his name.-Sorry.-When you stopped You-Know-Who,Black lost everything.-But to this day,he still remains a faithful servant.-And in his mind, you are the only thing that stands in the way of You-Know-Who returning to power.-And that is why he has escaped from Azkaban.-To find you.-And kill me.-Harry,swear to me that whatever you might hear you won`t go looking for Black.-Mr.Weasley why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?-Quick.Quick.-Ron,Ron!-Oh,for goodness` sake!-Don`t lose him!第五章摄魂怪-I didn`t mean to blow her up.I just---I lost control.-Brilliant.-Honestly,Ron,it`s not funny.Harry was lucky not to be expelled.-I was lucky not to be arrested.-I still think it was brilliant.-Come on.Everywhere else is full.-Who do you think that is?-Professor R.J.Lupin.-Do you know everything?-How is it she knows everything?-It`s on his suitcase,Ronald.-Oh.-Do you think he`s really asleep?-Seems to be.Why?-I gotta tell you something.-Let me get this straight.Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban to come after you?-Yeah.-But they`ll catch Black,won`t they?-I mean,everyone`s looking for him.-Sure.-Except no one`s ever broken out of Azkaban before and he`s a murderous,raving lunatic.-Thanks.Ron.-Why are we stopping?-We can`t be there yet.-What`s going on?-I don`t know.Maybe we`ve broken down.-Ouch,Ron.That was my foot.-There`s something moving out there.-I think someone`s coming aboard.-Bloody hell ! What`s happening?-Harry,are you all right?-Thank you.-Here,eat this.It`s help.-It`s all right.It`s chocolate.-What was that thing that came?-It was a dementor.One of the guards of Azkaban.It`s gone now.-It was searching the train for Sirius Black.-If you`ll excuse me,I need to have a little word with the driver.-Eat.You`ll feel better.-What happened to me?-Well,you sort of went rigid.-We thought maybe you were having a fit or something. -And did either of you two...you know...pass out?-No.-I felt weird,though.-Like I`d never be cheerful again.-But someone was screaming.-A woman.-No one was screaming,Harry.第六章猎鹰和茶-Welcome!Welcome to another year at Hogwarts.-Now,I`d like to say a few words before we all become too befuddled by our excellent feast.-First,I`m pleased to welcome Professor R.J.Lupin who`s kindly consented to fill the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.-Good luck,professor.-Of course.That`s why he knew to give you the chocolate,Harry.-Potter.Is it true you fainted?-I mean,you actually fainted?-Shove off,Malfoy.-How did he find out?-Just forget it.-Our Care of Magic Creatures teacher has decided to retire in order to spend more time with his remaining limbs.-Fortunately,I`m delighted to announce that his place will be taken by none other than our own Rubes Hagrid.-Finally,on a more disquieting note at the request of the Ministry of Magic Hogwarts will,until further notice,play host to the dementors of Azkaban until such a time as Sirius Black is captured.-The dementors will be stationed at every entrance to the grounds.-Now whilst I`ve been assured that their presence will not disrupt our day-to-day activities ...a word of caution.-Dementors are vicious creatures,They`ll not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way.-Therefore,I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you.-It is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving.-But you know,happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.-Fortuna Major.-Here,listen,She just won`t let me in.-Fortuna Major.-No,no.Wait,wait.-Watch this.-Amazing.Just with my voice.-Fortuna Major.-Yes,all right.Go in.-Thank you.-Still doing that after three years.-She can`t even sing.-Exactly.-Hey,man.-Oh,God.-That`s awful.-Green.That`s a monkey.-What is that?-You call that a monkey?-Do not give him one again.-Hey,Neville,try an elephant.-Ron,catch.-I will.-I think we have a winner.-Oh,don`t try one of them.-Oh,no.-Look at him.His face.-Welcome,my children.-In this room, you shall explore the noble art of Divination.-In this room,you shall discover if you possess the Sight. -Hello.I am Professor Trelawney.-Together we shall cast ourselves into the future.-This term,we`ll focus on Tasseomancy,the art of reading tea leaves.-So please,take the cup of the person sitting opposite you.-What do you see?-The truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book,waiting to be read.-But first,you must broaden your minds.-First,you must look beyond.-What a load of rubbish.-Where did you come from?-Me?-I`ve been here all this time.-You,boy...-Is your grandmother quite well ?-I think so.-I wouldn`t be so sure of that.Give me the cup.-Pity.-Broaden your minds.-Your aura is pulsing,dear.Are you in the beyond?-I think you are.-Sure.-Look at the cup.Tell me what you see.-Yeah.-Harry`s got sort of a wonky cross.That`s trials and suffering.-And that there could be the sun and that`s happiness. -So...you`re gonna suffer,but you`re gonna be happy about it.-Give me the cup.-Oh,my dear boy.-My dear...you have the Grim.-The Grin?What`s the Grin?-Not the Grin,you idiot.The Grim.-“Taking form of a giant spectral dog.It`s among the darkest omens in our world.It`s an omen...of death.”-You don`t think that Grim thing`s got anything to do with Sirius Black?-Oh,honestly,Ron.If you ask me,Divination`s a woolly discipline.-Now,Ancient Runes,that`s a fascinating subject.-Ancient Runes?Exactly how many classes are you taking?-A fair few.-Hang on.That`s not possible.-Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination.-You have to be in two classes at once.-Don`t be silly.How could anyone be in two classes at once?-“Broaden your e your Inner Eye to see the future.”-That`s e on,e closer.Less talking,if you don`t mind.-I got a real treat for you today.-A great lesson.So follow me.-Right,you lot.Less chatting.Form a group over there. -And open your books to page 49.-Exactly how do we do that?-Just stroke the spine,of course.Goodness me.-Don`t be such a wimp,Longbottom.-I`m okay.Okay.-I think they`re funny.-Oh,yeah.Terribly funny.-Witty.God,this place has gone to the dogs.-Wait until Father hears Dumbledore`s got this oaf teaching classes.-Shut up,Malfoy.-Dementor!Dementor!-Just ignore him.-You`re supposed to stroke it.-Isn`t he beautiful?-Say hello to Buckbeak.-Hagrid,exactly what is that?-That,Ron,is a hippogriff.-First thing you wanna know is they`re very proud creatures.-Very easily offended.You do not want to insult a hippogriff.-It may be the last thing you ever do.-Now who`d like to come and say hello?-Well done,Harry.Well done.-Come on now.-Now you have to let him make the first move.It`s only polite.So step up.Give him a nice bow.-Then you wait and see if he bows back.-If he does,you can go and touch him.-If not--Well,we`ll get to that later.-Just make your bow.-Nice and low.-Back off,Harry.Back off.-Keep still.-Well done,Harry.Well done.Here,you big brute,you.-Right.I think you can go and pat him now.-Go on.Don`t be shy.-Nice and slow,now.Nice and slow.Slow.-Not so fast,Harry.-Slow down,Harry.That` it...-Nice and slow.Now let him come to you.-Slowly,now,slowly,slowly...-That`s it...-Yes!-Well down!Well done,Harry,well done!-Does he got to fly?-I think he may let you ride him now.-What?-Come on.-Hey,hey,hey!-Put you over here,just behind the wing joint.-Don`t pull out any of his feathers,because he won`t thank you for that.-Well done,Harry,and well done,Buckbeak.-That was wicked,Harry!-Oh,please.-Well done,well done.-How am I doing me first day?-Brilliant,professor.-You`re not dangerous at all,are you,you great ugly brute!-Malfoy,no...-Away,you silly creature...-It`s killed me!-Calm down.It`s just a scratch!-He has to be taken to the hospital.-I`m the teacher.I`ll do it.-You`re gonna regret this.-Class dismissed!-You and your bloody chicken!-Does it hurt terribly,Draco?-It comes and it goes.Still,I consider myself lucky.-Madam Pomfrey said another minute and I could`ve lost my arm.-I can`t do homework for weeks.-Listen to the idiot.-He`s really laying it on thick,isn`t he?-At least Hagrid didn`t get fired.-I hear Draco`s father`furious. We haven`t heard the end of this.-He`s been sighted!-Who?-Sirius Black!-Dufftown?That`s not far from here.-You don`t think he`d come to Hogwarts,do you?-With dementors at every entrance?-Dementors?-He slipped past them once.Who`s to say he won`t do it again?-That`s right.Black could be anywhere.It`s like trying to catch smoke.-Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.第七章衣柜里的博格特。
摩登家庭 -第3季第1集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语-打印-word版

We're beginning our initial descent to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Thank you for flying united.Reckon we'll be landing soon.Phil, honey, you promised not till we got there.Okay.This year we're going to a Dude Ranch.With the whole family.Mm-hmm the family.What if Dylan buys his own ticket?We'll sleeping in seperate cabins.What if Dylan and I share a horse?Mm, I hate landing.We'll get through this.What are you doing?I want my ears to pop.Try putting a little rouge on 'em.Nobody gets me.Wow. Isn't this beautiful, little cowgirl?You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you.No, I told you, it's fine,I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.So we haven't told the family yet,but we've decided to adopt a baby boy.From America this time.You might say we're "Buying domestic."In private. You might say that in private.Our adoption attorney told us it would be a good ideato make a photo book to show prospective moms.Yes, but he thought that Cam's version was a little too "artsy," So, we decided to take a few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out.I don't think it needs balancing out.Really?It's called "Production value."Horse.Look, Jay! So beautiful!Your ears haven't popped yet, huh?I'm like the Horse Whisperer.But something is taking this one skittish.Look at the mountains.They're amazing.I've never been this far from home beforenow I've never been this far.now I've never been this far.Where's a cliff when you need one?Look, kids! A real life cowboy.Oh. Come see. Come see.What's he doing?Oh, my.My name is Hank.Here at the Lost Creek Ranch,you're gonna ride, you're gonna rope and you're gonna shoot.You gonna see a sky so full of stars,It'll put your city lights to shame.And when it's all down, you maight just encounter a piece of yourselves you never knew was there. Are there any questions?Uh, do we book spa treatments through you or...I like you, kid.I'm gonna call you "Hollywood."That wasn't an answer.And who's this Cactus Flower?What?That's my wife Gloria.Well, She's "Cactus Flower" now, old-timer. These, uh, these nicknames-- are they set in stone? Okey-dokey.You ready, gunslinger?I hear word of trouble in these parts.Pull!That oughta fix it, eh, Jay?You got a piece of it.I been practicing like crazy.All my cowboy skills--Shootin', ropin' pancake eatin'.Why? Because sometimesI feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.It just when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law,"It sound like you're saying, "Phyllis, come up, my son-in-law." - That's ridiculous. - Okay, who's your son-in-law? Phyllis.I'm not asking for a hug.I just want to get that look a newfound respect.Like...Or...Or... mm.Yeah.Check it out.Two birds, one leg.Pull it!Not bad, eh, old-timer?Uh, see, Slappy only had three fingers.What?He only had three fingers.Who's next?Oh, me. Me.Oh, this is good. This is good.Tres macho.No smile. Don't smile. Good.You ready?Wait, do I say "pull"?Sorry, sorry.Mitchell, why don't you go find Manny have the spa. Wouldn't that be more fun?Yeah.I realized that if I was gonna raise a boy,I needed to butch up my life.You know, I wanted to be able to teach my sonall the things that my dad taught Claire.Hey, Hollywood.I don't love that.Wanna see something?Oh, my gosh. Is that a firecracker?Shh!Now I just need to find the perfect thing to blow up. Is that thing even legal?Not here. It's from Germany.If they had this during the war,right now we'd all be knee-deep in strudel.Watch it!What you doing, eh? You readin'?Trying to.I'm not so good at it either.- I'm not surprised. - That was a joke.I'm Jimmy Scrivano.You want to see me do a cannonball?I'd rather see you get hit by one, but...Ha. Good one, gorgeous.Jay! Is this like the lobster?!Do I get to pick one for dinner?Because this one looks very tender.Look alive, old-timer.One of your calves is getting away.Hey, something's wrong with my horse. She's veering left. When this happened, my uncle was at stroke.Oh there'nothing wrong with buttercup,you just got to let her know who's the boss.Beautiful form, cactus flower!Beautiful!You look like a dadgum conquistadora!She's deaf, but I can hear ya.Why are you riding that way?I'm afraid that cow over there might bite me.Oh, yes, he's gonna come up and bite youbecause your leg looks so desirable with those--Are those canvas?Okay, Phil, ease that one back over towards me.- Got it. - Ease him back this way.Hey! Piece of cake, huh, Jay?- Huh? - Ease that one over to Bossy.Which one's Bossy?That's my nickname for your wife.Hilarious.Go, mom! Whoo!Yeah, mom! You rock!Oh, I wish I had a rock.Hey. It wouldn't kill you to be nice to Dylan.It might.But, honey, I don't know why you always stick up for him. Haley can do so much better.Because I know what it's like to fall for a girlwhose dad thinks I'm not good enough.All right, you're right.I can make more of an effort.That's the woman I love.we taking a little break over here? Laying some pipe? No. Sorry. I was just talking to Bossy.- Phil! - I'm sorry.Jay, look! I got this one!I got this one!She's veering left again.When we get back, I'm gonna seeIf she can track a pencil with her eyes.Okay, Lily, I'm going to push you one more time.Now don't kick me, okay?Aah! Oh! Lily!I said don't kick me. Okay?You know it's your own fault that's happening.Why don't you try standing behind her?You are an idiot.Oh, really? I ain't the one getting kicked.Why are you following me?Why are you fighting me here, gorgeous?This works.I really, really don't appreciateyou calling me "Gorgeous."I just want to enjoy time with my family,So if you don't mind--mm!Not a problem. See you around, sunshine.You kissed a boy!No, the boy kissed me. Okay, Lily?The boy kissed me.*I rode a horse for the first time today*wasn't surprised when it went... neighHey, Dylan.Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.I was wondering if we could have a little chat.Oh. You want me to go home.No, no. It's the--the opposite of that.I want you to go home?No, I, um, I want you to know how glad I am that you're here. Really?'Cause sometimes I just get this vibe you don't like me. Oh. Dylan, no. I'm sorry.I-I like you.I-I like you a lot. I just...it's complicated because Haley's my daughter.Whoa. Whoa, whoa.You are totally a hot mom, but I can't do this.Oh, my god. Okay, we--there's--no, no.I merely meant that I'm sorry if I made you feel unwelcome. Whew! That would have been awkward.So awkward.You know, but for the record, Mrs. Dunphy...Yes?If Haley wasn't my girlfriend...and mr. Dunphy was out of the picture...I would be honored to share your bedAnd raise Luke, Alex, and Haley as my own.Okay.Good talk.*She'll be running down the mountain*She'll be running down the mountain when she comes The song ended two minutes ago.Well, I'll tell you what, she could play Evita.Well, I'll tell you what, she could play Evita.Really? You notice the crickets left?Anyone want more water?Oh, Dad, I'll take one.Heads up.Oh! Oh, my gosh.Oh. It was--it was dark. I-I couldn't see it. Thank you.So did you set off the firecracker yet?When I do, you won't have to ask.First, all the electronics will go out,Then comes the heat flash.Afterwards, the living will envy the dead.And yet I'm the one on the no-fly list.You know what? Maybe next time I'll just catch it,and then hand it to you.Oh, okay. Yeah, let's do that.You--you do everything, and I'll do nothing. Something on your mind?This isn't the right place to talk about it.Okay.I-I'm s--I'm not sure if we should have another baby.What? Are you serious?I think that we might be rushing into this.Rushing into-- we've been working--Everybody, it's me, Dylan.I just wanted to thank you all for bringing me on this trip, and making me feel like one of the family,especially bossy.So I can't think of a better timeto ask something of the woman that I love.Okay.No, no.Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,will you do me the honorsof being my lawfully wedded--No. No, no, no, no, no. No proposals.Not now. Not gonna happen.She's a child, so...- Mom! - You're still in high school!I meant after she graduates.Not then. Not now.Not ever.Seriously, what are you two gonna live off of? The--the--the royalties from the horsey song?- Put it back in your pocket. - Would you stop it? No, I won't. I won't.No, it's okay.I guess I'll just turn in.Just so you know, there's a fan in my cabinthat sounds like someone crying.Dylan, wait! I hate you!Oh, come on. Haley, get back here!Phil, anything?I think you said it all, Claire.You want me to rope her?I can, you know.For what it's worth,my second wife was in high school. Sweetie, here. Here we go.- One, two, three. - One, two, three.- Gone. - It's gone! It's over there!It's not back there.- We counted to three. - Yes.Where have you been?I-I slept on the couch in the lodge.I know you didn't want to have a big fight last night. Well, I'm ready now.Cam, I'm sorry.Look, what if I can't do the father-son stuff?The hunting, the--the sports,the Three Stooges?You know what happens in real lifewhen someone gets hit in the head with a ladder, they go to the hospital and they get an M.R.I. Never see that scene.I think you're overthinking this.You know, I love sports, I love the stooges.We've got this covered.No. No, you--you got it covered,but I'm just stuck on the sidelines,pretending to understand the rules, and...You know, my dad was a rough-and-tumble guy. And I just-- I could never relate to him.And I don't know. I just don't think I could handle disappointing... two generations.I think you're more masculineThan you give yourself credit for.Who puts a birdhouse next to a porch?Claire, I know that you're worriedthat Dylan is gonna break Haley's heart,but I see in his eyesthat he's gonna stick with her forever.No matter what, he's always going to be with her.On your deathbed--Okay. All right. I can't take this anymore.I'm gonna go find her.No. You push too hard, you chase her right into his arms. You'll end up with a boob for a son-in-law.Believe me, you don't want that.What's that supposed to mean?- What? - Hey, have you guys seen Dylan?No. No. Why?I'm not talking to you.He said he was going out for a walk last night,and no one's seen him since.Sweetheart, I'm sure he's fine.Maybe after last night, he just went home.Doubt it. He left his luggage.We have to do something.If he doesn't eat five times a day, he gets spacey.What would that even look like?We'll find him. Hank?We got a situation here!What seems to be the trouble?We need to talk.What?You stole my first kiss.What are you talkin' about?I had it all planned out.It was supposed to be special,someone with a high GPA And a bright future, not a Mario Brother.Fine. You know what? I don't even want your kiss. Here, you can have it back.There. Now we're even.Well, keep it. I don't -- I don't want it anymore. What am I doing?Okay, people.Looks like we have a walker.Right now he is facing treacherous terrain, sudden drops, mountain lions,hungry bears, oh, and wolverines.That is, if the hypothermia didn't already get him. Why did we come here again?So our best bet is to split up.You two are gonna take the North hiking trail.- Can I go with my dad instead? - Negative.I need buffalo phil and old-timerto check the Snake River.Buffalo Phil --worth the wait.Me and cactus flower will ride on up to Destiny Ridge. Maybe I should ride up there with her.Negatory. That trail is for advanced riders only.We don't need another dead body."Another"?Let's go! Move 'em out.Phil, help me saddle my horse, will ya?Well, look who's suddenly needed by his father-in-law. Phyllis.Phil --is.Hey, uncle Mitch. Whatcha doing?Oh, hey.Just -- just thinkin'.You know, I've been meaning to tell you,you're a super fun uncle.And I'm saying this as a boy.Uncle Cameron sent you over here, didn't he?What? That's hilarious.No, I love how you and me can joke like this.Okay, Luke, look, i don't know how much Cam told you, but I don't think this is a problemthat you can help me with. It's...Okay, good. I've got my own problem.What? What's that?Can you keep a secret?I kept a pretty big one for 22 years, so...I've got this new firecracker,and I can't decide what to blow up.Oh, Luke, that's dangerous.I know. That's what's fun about it.I don't get boys.What is so great about destroying things?It turns stuff into flying chunks of stuff.Okay, no. No, g-give it to me. Come on.fine.I take it back. You're not that fun.All right, hey, look, um,we'll do it together, all right?You just made the best decision of your life.Damn it!Buttercup! What the hell's wrong with this horse? Jay.I want to talk to you aboutthat son-in-law crack you made at breakfast.- Oh, I didn't mean anything by that. - I think you did.I get that I wasn't your first choice to marry Claire, but it's been 18 years, and there hasn't been a day when I wasn't a loyal husband to your daughterand a great dad to your grandkids.So if we've still got a problem, now it's your problem. Phil, wait up.Let me ask you something, man to man.Okay.You notice anything funny about the --Hank character and, uh...Gloria?Yeah, he's hitting on her. Why?I knew it.Where are you going?Destiny ridge.Buttercup, ha!Buttercup, hiya!Seriously?Okay. Okay, it's clear.After this, we're gonna have some angry birds. Yeah.It's gonna be "Bye Bye Birdie."It's a big musical from the '60s.No. Forget it. What you said.Okay.Okay, go.That's it?I'm sorry, buddy.I brought that thing all the way from...Cam, I did a boy thing! I blew up the birdhouse!You should have seen it. It was so awesome.That's great!Yeah. I think I can do this.I mean, maybe not everything and maybe not right away, - and not the Three Stooges... - No.I do. I want a son.I'm sorry I panicked.Oh, that's great.Now maybe we can go back to taking pictures for the book. Yes! Pictures of me blowing up stuff!Okay, I see we've overcorrected.I know you think I'm the mean momwho wouldn't let you marry your boyfriend,but someday you're gonna realize,I did what had to be done.No, you didn't. I was never gonna marry Dylan.I told him no.Oh, you did? Thank god.But it was my proposal to turn down.You know, you keep telling me to act like an adult,but then you don't even give me a chance.Oh. You sort of got me there.But, sweetheart, I don't expect you to understand this.I certainly didn't when I was your age.I look at you as my baby, and I always will.It's just what moms do.I'm not a baby anymore!Okay? And I am never gonna see Dylan again!Dylan!Dylan!What?!Where are you?!Wyoming!You're okay!I had the craziest night.When you rejected me, I felt lost and scared.And then I went out on a walk,and I felt a whole different kind of lost and scared.And then I fell asleep in the stable.And when I woke up, I met this woman named Jakewho's strong like a man.Then we had this long talk, and he/she hired me.Uh, what do you mean, she hired you?I work here now.So you're staying?- Yeah. - What about us?It could never work. We're from two different worlds.You're a high school student,and I'm a ranch hand.I'm just--I'm so glad you're okay. I really am.Thanks. But we're not supposed to fraternize with the guests.Okay.Dylan!Dylan!You got a voice like a meadowlark, don't ya?Dylan!Yeah, I sure am worried about that kid.Dylan!He ain't down there.Oh, come on now. You come up here for the cowboy experience. You're looking at him.Do I look like the kind of woman that would cheat on her husband? Yes.Really?Hey! I think you better move away from that woman.Only we touch our women when they don't want us to.Easy. Easy there, friend.I wasn't hitting on this filly.This is all part of the package.If I didn't play the bad guy,he wouldn't get to ride up and be the big hero.He doesn't need you to make him a hero.He's a hero every day.Why don't you do us all a favor? Get back on your horse,ride down to the lodge and tell 'em--Can you keep him still?- I'm trying to make a point. - I am.Okay. Okay, I'm gone.Ma'am.Wait. Wait.There's something I wanna say to you.I will only be checking "somewhat satisfied"- on our comment card. - Jeez.I mean, he was great with the kids.I looked it up.The distance between our houses is 2,443 miles. Yeah, but, you know, on some maps,it's like--pfft! this big.God, you're stupid.All in all, it was a great vacation.We may have lost a man...But out there on the range, under that great big sky, we found a part of ourselves we never knew was there, just like the horny cowboy said we would.No.Fine.。
幻异界黎祁攻略

幻异界黎祁攻略部门: xxx时间: xxx整理范文,仅供参考,可下载自行编辑游戏攻略游戏开始选人物商人这个没的说加1000根据以后的一些属性推断勇者加品德(品德+10>艺人恶搞 (恶搞+5>邪魔减道德(品德-10>===========================经测试医神蕃红花 2创世神太阳花 2死神复活水 2乐神欧蓓哈蛋糕 2=============================强大的力量敏捷的身手豪华的装备非凡的智慧加对应的5属性===============================游戏开始,一些恶搞的抱怨,打蜥蜴开宝箱得铸铁钳,出地图剧情看见红宝箱别急继续往上走出地图,一路拿宝箱(忆苦思甜土布衫+2>左下(魔法药水+2>,看公告牌南:大沙漠,进入,右方宝箱(解毒草+2>,一路直下进入下个场景,山洞开关在右下方过桥的草坪正中,按下,右上两个宝箱(黄泉豆腐>,(粗布头巾>. b5E2RGbCAP进入山洞1---继续进入山洞2(泉水可全体恢复>---进入山洞3(宝箱+300>从右上方出口出去开红宝箱(得臭老哥长矛,加隆习得幻胧魔皇拳>,原路返回到公告牌 p1EanqFDPw西:艾里镇进入都是直路其中宝箱(缨盔>经过两个场景来到第二个公告牌,右上有宝箱(风铃草>(恢复药水>,看公告牌北:艾里镇 ,进入发生剧情,要到绿洲岛找人,别急先到镇里转转,向上有看见一个会说话的蓝色狗出现选项 DXDiTa9E3d1得到1000金币2得到二份高级炼金材料冰雪岩兰草+23全体队员升一级4不需要奖励 - -!旁边婴儿可以了解游戏的一些知识,从现在开始遇到的动物除剧情外都可以选择,煮了它和喂养它,前者增加厨艺减品德,后者加品德(以后不在说明>上方池塘和诗人对话,我们对乱七八糟的"豆腐"有了一定的了解(开启任务>,旁边花丛得到百花蜜,然后进入旁边的屋子,找老太太接抓猫任务,屋子书架得“碧澄清玉”菜谱,右上桌子得(凌霄果>,出门下方有口井得50金钱找到白猫(其他略都在城里4只>完成任务得(鲜花露水>上方进不去的房间旁边花丛得(红浆果>,仓库下方岩石得(岩石种子>,进入酒馆会发生剧情 RTCrpUDGiT城镇左上有呈三角壮分布的三间民房,下面左边民房会得到书架(十全大补丸>,中间桌子(恢复药水>,厨房桌子(烂番茄臭鸡蛋>5PCzVD7HxA下面右边民房得到书架(定风丹>,宝箱金钱50上方民房书架(蜡烛> 右面房间柜子(魔法草>, 2楼盾牌(玄铁盾>PS:看样子作者喜欢,仙剑和金庸群侠传,提前说明完成某些任务(比如做好事等>肯定会加品德,后面做某些事情(比如,开某些门,拿某些宝箱会减品德>,自己取舍偶也不完全知道 . jLBHrnAILg 之后整理下装备来到绿洲岛,找左上奥里帕斯接任务,这里有三个宝箱得到(软底休闲鞋>,(青春之泉>(灵魂水晶>,右上方发生剧情,加罗加入,返回艾里镇,到镇长家2楼引发剧情得仓库钥匙,书架得(解毒草>,(凌霄果>,来到爱里镇最左上房间进入,左上箱子得(兴奋剂>内屋闪光(恢复药水>,下楼宝箱(鲜肉>最右下宝箱(番红花>,楼梯左边可见两个书架(恢复药水>(铁钉>左上宝箱(铁甲>,下方宝箱金钱200,下方旁边宝箱(解毒草+2>,下方钢琴宝箱(魔法草>(恢复药水>,左下方闪光书架(药草+2>,一路来到最最上水晶处全体恢复,对话开打得到(神秘钥匙>返回镇长家得800金钱,3楼左上镜台(黄泉豆腐>. xHAQX74J0X别着急走还记得那个打不开的房间吗.持有神秘钥匙可以进入,来到重水领域,接水神任务,来到北森林,发生剧情卡妙加入,在中间那条河下方木桥左上碰到一只鹿发生剧情,然后在最上方木桥找到地牢入口进入,左三个宝箱(金钱500>(黄金之泉>(烧饼盔>右宝箱(维酥威火山盾>,对话开打得钥匙,进入和加隆对话知道(螃蟹和它弟弟信息得真空包装的卡拉蒙的臭袜子>左右宝箱(鲜花露水2>(丝绒帽>,返回上方木桥,仍下100金钱得到三水蟹,返回水神处注意选项得(水镜石>,原路返回北森林最左上找到出口,进入剧情开打宝箱(兴奋剂>, LDAYtRyKfE一直向上走来到森林小镇....(未完待续去洗澡>接先不要睡觉,左边宝箱得(忍冬枝2>,右边井得(无香真水>,右上和蓝头发的提摩西尼对话,商店外左下方跟一个老人对话开启剧情,然后和下面拉莫斯大叔对话开启任务,去地图最右上两个并排民房左边民房和布丽吉特对话,旁边书架得(宝石捷驾驶认证>旁边柜子(铁钉>出来进右边的民房书架得(绝缘手套>(皇家警笛>左下柜子(铁甲>,出来返回大叔处得(精灵草2>,进正对大叔的民房书架得(创始纪第一部>右边柜子得(100金钱>门口柜子(香子兰>上2楼中间书架(80金钱>,下面蜡烛得(蜡烛>,出来旅店上方宝箱(贵公子风衣>,进入旅店下方民房桌子上得(长耳兔肉>厨房桌子(红浆果2>和中间小女孩对话开启找信任务,出来到森林小镇右下进入仓库,石桌找到书信上面箱子得(绝缘手套>(枫露牌雨衣>,入口右面鲜花得(灼炎草2>里面盾牌(维酥威火山盾>,出来返回小女孩出得(十字水晶锁>整理装备道具.旅店睡觉 Zzz6ZB2Ltk一章结束补充——第一章,在镇长家三楼书架可得《三丝豆腐羹》第一章里调查镇长家一楼的那幅画可得《神秘图1》补充一个,在森林小镇的时候,要先回旅馆交换完消息以后才能触发小女孩的送信任务说明,收集完情报4个人才可以,另以后财神那一章也是如此,4人一起才能触发教育小孩好好学习剧情,另感谢木木风补充dvzfvkwMI1另补充一点玩这个游戏战斗时一定要好好利用S键,大大便利了自己也节省了时间第二章南国之风开始和树神发生剧情,注意选项,进屋左上柜子(魔法草>,宝箱(恢复药水2>农田闪光植物(灼炎草>,宝箱(缨盔>,出地图闪光植物(疾风符>一路向下来到沼泽地绿色花得(解毒草>,和仙剑仙灵岛一样的移动方式,注意颜色不同的花朵和宝箱这里略,来到最左下角进入沼泽小屋 rqyn14ZNXI开关引用作者迷题答案:即使海枯石烂,我的心也不会改变;<石头开关关)风呼啸而过,吹开我心扉的窗户;<窗户开关开)盛夏里灌木疯长着,狂风暴雨也阻不住;<灌木开关开)翠色的草坪,踏过乡间的小路;<草坪机关踏下)时空变迁斗转星移,哦,逝去啦!美丽的你,那开满鲜花的坟前,我怎忍心踏过?<坟墓开关关)如果能够再续前缘,我一定与你归隐田园,带着劈好的柴火,走进我那温馨的小屋,那里,有你,有我。
《天生一对(1998)》电影完整中英文对照剧本
♪"L" is for the way ♪♪You look at me ♪♪"O" is for the only ♪♪One I see ♪♪"V" is very, very ♪♪Extraordinary ♪♪"E" is even more ♪天生一对♪Than anyone that you adore ♪♪And love is all that I can ♪♪Give to you ♪♪Love is more than ♪♪Just a game for two ♪♪Two in love can make it ♪♪Take my heart and please don't break it ♪♪Love was made for me and you ♪♪Love is all that I can ♪♪Give to you ♪♪Love is more than ♪♪Just a game for two ♪♪Two in love can make it ♪♪Take my heart and please don't break it ♪♪Love was made for me and you ♪♪"L" is for the way ♪♪You look at me ♪♪"O" is for the only ♪♪One I see ♪♪"V" is very, very ♪♪Extraordinary ♪♪"E" is even more than ♪♪Anyone that you adore ♪♪And love is all that ♪♪I can give to you ♪♪Love is more than just a game for two ♪拍张照留念吧How about a souvenir picture?♪Two in love can make it ♪♪Take my heart and please don't break it ♪请转过头互相凝望Can you turn towards each other?♪Love was made ♪♪For me and you ♪♪Love was made ♪♪For me and you ♪十一年又九个月后天啊这里收不到信♥号♥♥My God! My phone just does not work out here.那我们怎么活得下去Oh, my God! How are we ever gonna live?谢了Uh! Thanks.管♥理♥员♥在那哦抱歉There's a counselor. Oh, excuse me.请问拿瓦侯木屋在哪Um, can you tell me where the Navajo bunk is?-就在那儿-谢谢-It's right over there. -Thanks.欢迎来到华登夏令营Welcome to Camp Walden我是营长玛瓦I'm your camp counselor Marva.大家快找自己的行李Now, girls, let's find our duffles as quickly as we can.今天会很忙We have a big first day ahead of us.现在请我女儿小玛瓦接手I'm going to turn the bullhorn over now to my daughter...就站在我的右手边and right hand man, Marva, Jr.玛瓦请你宣布大家的木屋Marva, bunk assignments, if you please.好吧小姑娘们听好了All right, ladies, here we go. Listen up.我以为这是男孩子的夏令营Wait a minute. I thought this was a boys' camp.找到我的袋子了Okay, found my duffle.问题是要怎么拿出来Now the question is... how do I get it out?我办得到的不我办不到Okay, I can do it. Okay... no, I can't.-你一定是新来的-你怎么知道-You must be new. -How could you tell?你没抢在别的行李丢上来前先把袋子拿出来You didn't know how to grab your duffle... before the aides tossed it into the heap. -你需要帮忙吧-谢了-I would say you need some serious help. -Thanks.就是那个黄色的It's the big, yellow one.-哇哦-我最欣赏这种女强人-Whoa! -Now, that's my kinda woman.-女强人-嗯-Yo, tie dye girl! -Hmm?帮我拿袋子好吗那个黄色的Could you give me an hand with my duffle? It's the yellow one...-被压在下面的-好-buried way in there. -Sure.那个吗没问题Oh, that? No problem.你是从加州来的Hey, you're from California?-你住在好莱坞吗-邻居是不是明星-Do you, like, live in Hollywood? -Do you, like, live next door to a movie star?你们是狗仔队吗What are you two, Lucy and Ethel?我根本没去过好莱坞I've never even been to Hollywood.我住在北加州的拿帕旁边就是葡萄园I live in Napa. That's northern California. And I live next door to a vineyard. -什么园-葡萄园-A what yard? -A vineyard.种葡萄酿酒啊It's where you grow grapes to make wine.我和我爸拥有一片葡萄园That's what we do. Me and my dad, we own a vineyard.-荷莉·帕克-在这里-Parker, Hallie! -Right here.-亚拉帕禾木屋-跟我一样我也在那里-Arapaho. -Same as me. That's where I am.大伙来吧Yes! Come on, you guys.你们会玩扑克牌吗So, ah, either of you, by any chance, know how to play poker?-不会-没玩过-No. -Never played it before.没有真可怜啊No? Gee, what a shame.你们这个夏天身上带了多少钱So, ah, how much cash did you guys bring with you this summer?-多少-很多-How much? -A lot.那是谁啊Whoa! Who is in there?快我们走吧Come on. Let's go.我们到了Well, here we are.华登女子夏令营Camp Walden for Girls.大老远从伦敦来这鬼地方We traveled all the way from London for this?山明水秀你认为呢Well, it's rather picturesque. Don't you think?我可不会用这成语来形容Not exactly the term I think I would have used.核对一下你母亲列的清单吧All right. Shall we review your mother's list? Mm hmm.-我看看维他命-有-Now, let's see. Vitamins? -Check.-矿泉水-有-Minerals? -Check.-每天该吃的蔬果-有了有了-List of daily fruits and vegetables. -Check. Check.水果有蔬菜也有继续吧Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on.防晒油护唇膏杀虫剂Sun block, lip balm, insect repellant...文具邮票母亲和外公stationery, stamps, photograph of your mother, grandfather...跟我这好管家的照片and, of course, your trusty butler, me.-全都有了-哦对了-Got it all, I think. -Oh, and.还有你外公送你这东西Here's a little something from your grandfather.全新的扑克牌A spanking new deck of cards.也许有人能让你输的惨兮兮Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.不会的但是谢谢Well, I doubt it. But, thanks.谢谢你带我来马丁And thanks for bringing me here, Martin.记住如果你要我来接你Now, you remember, if you change your mind...你要我来的只要打通电♥话♥ 我就会来and want me to come here and collect you at the end of camp, I'm only a phone call away.谢了我不会有事的Thanks, but I'll be fine.真的八个礼拜后见老友Really. See you in eight weeks, Marty ol' pal.我开始想念你了我的心肝Missing you already, queen of my heart.好好地玩小乖乖我会的Have fun, old bean. I will.-再见-再见-Toodle loo. -Toodle loo.请到机场Airport, please.♪Such a feeling coming over me ♪好吧抓紧点Okay, hurry up.♪There is wonder in the things I see ♪♪Not a cloud in the sky got the sun in my eyes ♪她带着同伴She brought a date.♪And I won't be surprised if it's a dream ♪她没有She didn't.妈你在吗快接电♥话♥Mom! Mom! Are you there? Pick up! Mom!慢点谢谢Slow down. Thank you.♪Everything I want the world to be ♪你也来一点吧Have some too, okay?♪Is now coming true especially for me ♪-闻闻这是什么-闻起来很不错-It's something. -It smells good.-我去占位子安妮-好谢了-I'll save ya a seat, Annie. -Okay, thanks.♪And the reason is clear, it's because you are here ♪抱歉女孩们我要来点草莓Excuse me, girls. I've just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries.♪You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen ♪-你要吗-不行我会过敏-Would you care for some, dear? -Oh, no thanks. Can't I'm allergic.真可惜你呢来点草莓吧Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear? Strawberries?抱歉我是很想吃不过我会过敏Oh, sorry, wish I could, but I can't. I'm I'm allergic.对你会过敏Yes, allergic.你刚刚说过了你怎么会跑到这边You just... told me that. How did you get over there?第一天常会有点糊涂你们要原谅我这老女人Oh, well. First day of camp. You'll have to excuse the old girl.至少我没把盐放在糖罐At least I'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers.我是说把糖放在盐罐Ah, well, I mean, you know. Sugar in the salt shak.她跑到哪儿去了Now where did she go?一针见血Touche.非常好Good job.太好了孩子们All right! Excellent, kids.这位是来自加州拿帕的赢家The winner, and still undefeated champ from Napa, California... -荷莉·帕克小姐-好耶荷莉-Miss Hallie Parker. -Yeah, Hallie.有人要挑战吗Do we have any challengers?来吧不要等英雄救美哦Oh, come on. Ladies, let's not be damsels in distress here.让我试试看I'll take a whack at it.很好有位挑战者穿戴好Okay. We've got ourselves a chal len ger. Suit up.谢了Cool. Ooh, thanks.看我的了Here I go.谢了Thanks. You're welcome.加油安妮Go, Annie. Whoa!都准备好了吗Fencers ready?好了准备好了Ready. All set.预备开始En garde! Fence!有了Touche!接得好谢了Nice catch. Thanks.有了Touche!-抱歉我拉你一把-不让我拉你一把吧-Sorry, let me help you. -No, let me help you!-你干嘛拉我-是你先推我下水的-What'd ya do that for? -Me? You pushed me in.我才没有I did not.很好刚才很精彩Okay, that was quite a show.新的击剑冠军产生了来自英国伦敦的All right. I think we've got ourselves a new camp champ from London, England...安妮·詹姆斯小姐Miss Annie James.两位握手言和All right, girls. Shake hands.握手吧Come on, girls.她们在看什么Why's everyone staring?-你看不出来吗-什么-Don't you see it? -See what?-我们两有多像-你跟我很像-The resemblance between us. -Resemblance? Between you and me?我看看转过去Let me see. Turn sideways.好转到另一边Now the other way.你有点斗鸡眼Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine.招风耳你会习惯的Your ears, well, don't worry, you'll grow into them.也有点暴牙Your teeth are a little crooked.你的鼻子别担心靠整容都能矫正的Ah! And that nose! Well, don't worry, dear, those things can be fixed.-要我替你报仇吗-等等我还没讲完-Want me to deck her for ya? -Hold on. I'm not quite finished yet.知道我们最大的不同点在哪里吗You wanna know the real difference between us?我想想看我会剑术你不会Let me see. I know how to fence and you don't?还是我有气质你没有随你挑Or, I have class and you don't. Take your pick.-你给我小心-你们最好降降火气-Why, I oughta. -Ladies, it's time to break up this little lovefest.安妮荷莉我是说荷莉安妮Annie, Hallie. I mean, Hallie, Annie.抱歉我有两对你们输了Sorry, ladies. Two pair. Read 'em and weep.我不玩了Aah! I'm out.没人要玩了吗我什么都没了So that's it? No more takers? I have nothing left.让我试试看I'll take a whack at it.请坐帕克Take a seat, Parker.发牌Deal me in.♪Now, on the day I was born ♪♪The nurses all gathered around ♪♪And they gazed in a wide wonder ♪♪At the joy they had found ♪♪The head nurse spoke up ♪♪Said leave this one alone ♪♪She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone ♪♪Bad to the bone ♪这样吧告诉你我要做什么我跟你谈个条件Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal.谁输了就得跳进湖里Loser jumps into the lake after the game.很好而且要脱得精光Excellent. Butt naked.这样更好开始脱吧帕克Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker.顺子方块Straight. In diamonds.你很厉害You're good, James.不过没有我厉害But, you're just not good enough.你输了同花大顺In your honor, a royal flush.写♥真♥公主好身材Love the birthday suit. Looking good.把她的衣服拿走Grab her clothes.好很好Oh, right. Fine.你想玩我就奉陪到底If that's the way you want it, then let the games begin.听说你的分身一直在打喷嚏I swear I heard your evil clone sneaking all the way up toward the mess hall this morning.我好累我要上♥床♥睡到吃午饭I am so tired. I'm going back into bed and sleeping till lunch.看起来是不可能了That does not seem like a possibility, babe.-为什么-你自己看-Why not? -That's why not.不会吧No... way.安静我希望她们都睡着了Be quiet. Oh, I hope they're sleeping.来吧四下无人The coast is clear. Okay, let's go in.-准备报仇了-别吵醒她-Payback time. -Don't wake her.小心Careful.你完蛋了Got milk?啊啊啊Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!我的天Oh, my God.她没整到我She didn't get me.那个女孩子毫无疑问Ah! That girl is without a doubt...是地球上最卑鄙可恶的东西the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet!多谢夸奖Thank you. Thank you very much.-早安女孩们-早安玛瓦-Morning, girls. -Morning, Marvas.玛瓦Marvas!临时检查Surprise inspection.注意了Attention!拿瓦侯木屋Navajos.不不玛瓦别进去No, no, Marva. Do not go in there.昨晚有人吐里面一团糟One of the girls got sick last night, and it is a big, big mess.别进去看真的很恶心Save yourself the aggravation. It's really disgusting.若有人生病我就更应该进去Oh, well, if someone's sick, dear, then I must go in.-让开-不行别进去-Move aside, dear. -No, no, really. I insist.我不能让你进去会传染的I can't let you go in there. She's highly contagious.是真的Honest.其实我们都很好Actually, we're all quite fine in here...除非荷莉·帕克心里有鬼unless Hallie Parker knows something we don't know.真的你自己打开门看看Really. I insist. Open the door and come see for yourself, ma'am.让开荷莉Stand aside, Hallie.妈妈Mommy!不不No! No!不No!我说过里面是一团糟的她很清楚是她干的I told you it was a mess in here. She should know. She did it!你还有你You! And you!给我打包Pack your bags!好了女孩们其余的人Okay, girls. The rest of you...继续活动back to your activities.你们俩到隔离木屋去You two... the isolation cabin.天啊卡住了Oh, gosh, it's stuck.谢了不客气Thanks. You're welcome.讨厌Ah! Oh, man!-这是你的-小兔兔-Oh, here's your... -Cuppy.照片有没有湿Any of your pictures ruined?-只有大帅哥李奥纳多的湿了-谁-Only the beautiful Leo DiCaprio. -Who?你不知道李奥纳多You've never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?伦敦到底有多远啊How far away is London anyway?离这儿三千哩Well, from here it's 3,000 miles...不过有时好像更远but sometimes it seems much further.-你家住哪里-美国另一边的加州-How far away is your home? -Oh, California is way at the other end of the country.这是我家的照片Actually, here's a picture of my house.真漂亮It's beautiful.在我小的时候建造的我家有一个很好的阳台We built it when I was little. We've got this incredible porch...在那里能看到整个葡萄园that looks over the entire vineyard.-还有-那是谁-And then... -Who Who's that?我爸这是我偷♥拍♥的That's my dad. He didn't know I was taking the picture then...否则他会转身的or else he would have turned around.我们最好了什么都一起做He's kinda like my best friend. We do everything together.-怎么了-我只是有点冷-What's the matter? -Oh, it's chilly in here, that's all.-想吃吗-好我最爱吃奥利奥的饼干了-Want one? -Oh, sure, I love Oreos.我在家都沾花生酱吃At home I eat them with I eat them with peanut butter.真的好巧喔我也是You do? That is so weird. So do I.真的吗别人都觉得恶心You're kidding. Most people find that totally disgusting.是啊真是搞不懂I know. I don't get it.我也不懂Me either.你♥爸♥的人好不好What's your dad like?他会跟你谈心吗I mean, is he the kind of father you can talk to...或者老是在工作每次都说改天再聊or is he one of those workaholic types who says, "I'll talk to ya later, honey..."却从来不跟你聊but, you know, never really does?-我最讨厌这样-我没有父亲-I hate that. -I don't have a father, actually.我是说我本来是有父亲I mean, I had one once, I suppose.但他跟我妈离婚了But my parents divorced years ago.我妈从来不提他My mother never even mentions him.他好像凭空消失了It's like he evaporated into thin air or something.父母都不能永远在一起It's scary the way nobody stays together anymore.-说得没错-你今年几岁-Tell me about it. -How old are you?十月十一日满十二岁I'll be 12 on October 11.-我也是-你的生日是十月十一日-So will I. -Your birthday's on October 11?是啊好玄喔Yeah. How weird is that?太巧了Extremely.雨停了It stopped raining.想去吃冰棒吗You wanna go get a Popsicle or something?-怎么了-荷莉你妈人怎么样-What's the matter? -Hallie, what's your mother like?我没见过她当我还是婴儿时她就和我爸离婚了I never met her. She and my dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before.他从来都不谈她I'm not sure. He doesn't like to talk about her.不过我知道她很漂亮But I know she was really, really beautiful.你怎么知道How do you know that?我爸把她的照片藏在抽屉Well, because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer...我老是偷看于是他就把照片给我了and he caught me looking at it, like, all the time, so he gave it to me to keep.我好渴到餐厅喝柠檬汁吧Look, I'm I'm really thirsty. Sure you don't want to go to the mess hall and get a lemonade?这个时候你怎么还吃得下Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?-什么意思-你不明白吗-At a time like what? -Don't you realize what's happening?想想看吧I mean, think about it.我只有妈妈I only have a mother...你只有爸爸and you only have a father.你没见过你妈You've never seen your mom...我没见过我爸and I've never seen my dad.你有你♥妈♥的♥照片You have one old picture of your mom...我有我爸的照片and I have one old picture of my dad.至少你的照片还很完整But at least yours is probably a whole picture.我的又小又皱Mine is a pathetic little thing...还是从中间被撕开的all crinkled and ripped right down the middle and.你在找什么What are you rummaging in your trunk for?这个This.我妈的照片It's a picture of my mom...也是从中间被撕开的and it's ripped too.从中间撕开Right down the middle?从中间撕成两半Right down the middle.这真是太诡异了This is so... freaky.数到三就一起拿出来看On the count of three, we'll show them to each other, okay?好Okay.One...Two...Three...那是我爸那是我妈That's my dad. That's my mom.那是午餐铃That's the lunch bell.我不饿了I'm not so hungry anymore.如果你妈So if if your mom...就是我妈is my mom...我爸就是你♥爸♥and my dad is your dad...我们的生日都是十月十一日and we're both born on October 11...那么我们就是then you and I are like姐妹了like sisters.姐妹Sisters?荷莉我们是双胞胎Hallie, we're like twins.我说不出话来了I just don't know what to say.那是什么What's that you're holding?我出生时就有的锁片My locket. I got it when I was born.上面刻着"H"It has an "H" on it.我出生时也有个锁片I got mine when I was born, too...只是上面刻"A"except mine has an "A" on it.我都起鸡皮疙瘩了Ooh, now I've got goose bumps.我不是独生女My God, so I'm not an only child.我是双胞胎有两个我I'm a twin. I'm a twin there's two of me.两个我们I mean, two of us.-真是-不可思议-This is like... -Mind boggling.-真的是-完全是-Totally. -Completely.-我的天啊-我的天啊-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.跟我说说妈的事Tell me, what's Mom like?她设计婚纱Well, she designs wedding gowns.真的Really?她越来越有名气了She's becoming quite famous, actually.希腊公主刚订购她的婚纱A princess in Greece just bought one of her gowns.有意思的是You know what's interesting?我们的父母都没有再婚Neither one of our parents ever got married again.爸没想过再婚吗Has Dad ever been close to getting remarried?没有他总说我是他生命中唯一的女人Never. He always says I'm the only girl in his life.妈也没有再婚Yeah, Mom's never come close either.我有个超级棒的好点子I have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea.真的我真是天才I'm serious. I am a total genius.你想见到爸对吧You want to know what Dad is like, right?对Right.我也好想见到妈And I'm dying to know Mom.我在想别吓呆了So what I'm thinking is... Don't freak out, okay?我想我们应该交换身份I think we should switch places.夏令营结束后我回伦敦去当你When camp's over I'll go back to London as you...而你到加州去当我and you go back to California as me.-什么-安妮不会有问题的我们是双胞胎啊-What? -Annie, we can pull it off. We're twins, aren't we?荷莉我们根本就是百分之百彻底的不同Hallie, we're totally and completely 100 percent different. -那又怎样-我教你当我-So, what's the problem? -I'll teach you to be me...你教我当你啊and you teach me to be you.你瞧我已经会模仿你了Look, I can do you already.你知道我们有什么不同Yes, you want to know the difference between us?我有气质你没有I have class and you don't.拜托啦我得见到我妈Come on, Ann. I got to meet my ma.事实是要是我们交换身份The truth is, you know, if we switch...他们迟早得把我们换回来sooner or later they'll have to unswitch us.这样他们就得再见面了And when they do, they'll have to meet again...-面对面的-事隔这么多年后-face to face. -After all these years.谢谢我就说我是天才Thank you. I told you I'm brilliant.好这是外公Okay. This is grandfather.-他好可爱要怎么叫他-外公-He's so cute. What do we call him? -Grandfather.♪If you believe in magic, come along with me ♪我怎么没想到Why didn't I think of that?♪We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me ♪这是我们的管家马丁This is Martin, he's our butler.我们有管家We have a butler?♪And maybe, if the music is right ♪先是客厅然后是餐厅Okay. Living room's first. Then over here is the dining room.♪I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night ♪只有感恩节才用But we never eat in there except for Thanksgiving...♪Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul ♪当然还有圣诞节和十月十一日and Christmas and, of course, October 11.♪Believe in the magic that can set you free ♪♪Ahh hh hh ♪♪Talking about the magic ♪♪Do you believe in magic ♪♪Do you believe, believe ♪♪Do you believe in magic ♪好我准备好了Okay. I I'm ready.-别闭上眼睛-噢噢对-Don't shut your eyes! -Oh. Okay. Right.对不起我有点紧张Sorry. Just got a little nervous.你紧张你要剪的是我的头发耶You're nervous? An 11 year old is cutting my hair.你讲话跟我好像Hey, you sounded just like me.不是该这样吗快剪吧Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I? Go on, just do it.别抓狂你很美Don't panic. You look great.挺好的Looking good.太可怕了This is so... scary.亲爱的你真是美呆了Honey, you never looked better.糟糕Oh my God!怎么了What?我有穿耳洞I have pierced ears.不行想都别想No. No, no and no.门儿都没有Not happening.我不要I won't. I refuse.那头发都白剪了Then cutting your hair was a total waste...我不可能因为去了夏令营'cause, I mean, there's no way I can go to camp...耳洞就消失with pierced ears and come home without 'em.拜托实际一点I mean, come on. Get real.先消毒Needle sterilized.你到底会不会You sure you know what you're doing?别怕我跟朋友去穿过耳洞Relax. I've gone with all my friends to get their ears pierced.小意思闭上眼睛It's nothing. Just close your eyes...很快就好了and it will be over before you know it.耳环呢有Earring ready? Yes.好苹果给我Good. Hand me the apple.谢谢Thank you.放轻松真的不会痛Just relax. I'm telling you, this is not a big deal.数到三就拿开冰块On the count of three, remove the ice.1 2One... Two...Three.该说再见罗Girls, time to say your last good byes.巴士要出发了The busses are loading.我明年一定再来我保证I'll see you guys next summer, I promise.每天都打电♥话♥给我Okay, so call me every single day.别忘了写信给我喔All right. And write me. Don't forget.我不会的I won't.好该走了Okay. This is it.你负责查出爸妈怎么认识So remember, you're going to find out how Mom and Dad met.-你则要找出他们分手的原因-安妮·詹姆斯-And you're going to find out why they broke up. -Annie James...-你的车来了-那就是你了-your car is here. -That's you.这是你的机票和护照马丁会去机场接你的Here's your ticket and passport. Martin will pick you up at the airport tomorrow morning. -你几时走-过几个小时替我亲妈妈-What time do you leave? -Oh, not for a couple of hours. Give Mom a kiss for me.-替我亲爸爸-安妮快点来-Give Dad one for me. -Annie James, front and center.-拜-最后通知安妮·詹姆斯-Bye. -Last call, Annie James.-拜拜-拜-Bye bye. -Bye.祝你好运Good luck.终于到了Okay. This is it.希望她喜欢我God, I hope she likes me.要喜欢我拜托Please like me.拜托Please.-安妮-马丁-Annie! -Martin.我好想你Missed you. Missed you.-你的头发怎么了-剪短了喜欢吗-What have you done to your hair? -Cut it. Do you like it?喜欢新造型Love it. It's the new you.你也穿了耳洞And you've had your ears pierced.拍拍手我的老友Give me five, girlfriend.♪There she goes ♪♪There she goes again ♪♪Racing through my brain ♪♪And I just can't contain ♪♪This feeling that remains ♪♪There she goes ♪♪There she goes again ♪♪She calls my name ♪到家了谢谢Home again. Thank you.到了潘普道七号♥This is it. 7 Primbrook Lane.哈罗Hello.外公Grandfather?-我回家了-那是我的小外孙女吗-I'm home. -Is that my little girl?这又高又瘦的女孩That tall, gangly thing?对是我Yes, it's me.欢迎回家Oh, welcome home.-玩得开心吗小家伙-很开心-Did you have a good time, sweet pea? -Uh huh, great.你在干什么What are you doing?-在闻你-闻我-Just smelling. -Smelling?我要好好记住I'm making a memory.从现在起只到我长大Years from now, when I'm all grown up...我会永远记住我的外公I'll always remember my grandfather...你身上老是有and how he always smelt of...薄荷烟斗的味道peppermint and pipe tobacco.你回来真好Good to have you back.安妮Annie?安妮Annie?-母亲-你回来了-Mother. -You're back.-我不敢相信是你-我也不敢相信是你-I can't believe it's you. -And I can't believe it's you.头发短了谁替你剪的And with short hair. Who cut it for you?夏令营的朋友你不喜欢A girl I met at camp. Do you hate it?我很喜欢No, I absolutely love it.你也穿了耳洞You got your ears pierced?还有什么Well, are there any other surprises?肚脐环刺青Belly button rings, tattoos?亲爱的怎么了Ah, darling, what is it?对不起我只是I'm sorry. It's just只是好想你I've missed you so much.我知道I know.-就像是隔了一辈子没见-一点都不夸张-It seems like it's been forever. -You have no idea.告诉我你喜欢那里吗好玩吗So, come on. Tell me, did you like everyone? Was it fun? -马丁-你行李中有个偷渡客-Ah, Martin. -I found a stowaway in your suitcase.我的天小兔兔Oh, my God. Cuppy!-小兔兔-它是我朋友的-Cuppy? -He He belongs to my friend...就是那个我提到的the one I was, umm, telling you about.怎么会在我这儿I can't imagine how he got into my suitcase.既然不是你的我就把它丢了吧Well, since he's not our Cuppy, shall we dispose of the little creature?不我是说我会寄还给她No! I mean, no. I'll I'll mail him to her.她很爱这个玩具She loves this thing a lot a lot, a lot.晚上睡觉都少不了它And she's, like, slept with this thing her entire life...她要是没有它肯定不能离家半步And she could never be, like, say, in a foreign country without him.给我吧马丁谢谢No, no. I'll take care of it.那就好了马丁谢谢That will be all, Martin. Thank you.喂Hello.进行得如何Oh, hi. How's the photo shoot going?我不去行吗Hmm. Well, can't you manage without me?安妮才刚到家呢I mean, Annie just got home from camp.♪Here comes the sun, do dum do do ♪♪Here comes the sun ♪♪And I say it's all right ♪♪Little darling, it's been a long, cold lonely winter ♪好等一下Okay. Hold on a moment.安妮你肯跟我去摄影棚吗Annie, would you hate very much running down to the studio with me?♪Little darling, It seems like years since its been here ♪好啊我喜欢去No, I'd love it.♪Here comes the sun, do dum do do ♪♪Here comes the sun ♪♪And I say it's all right ♪♪Little darling ♪♪That smile's returning ♪♪To their faces ♪♪Little darling it seems like years ♪♪Since it's been here ♪♪Here comes the sun. Do dum do do ♪♪Here comes the sun and I say ♪好美喔你设计的吗That's incredible. You designed that?你不在时我总得做点事吧Well, I had to do something while you were at camp.♪It's all right ♪-不会太那个吧-不会真的很漂亮-You don't think it's too... -No, it's gorgeous. I love it.你知道谁穿起来会很美吗You know who would look really beautiful in that gown?-我是说真的很漂亮-谁-I mean, like, really beautiful? -Who?-你-我-You. -Me?我看你是被时差弄糊涂了You know what? I think that time change has made you a little loopy.看看到底是出了状况Come on. Let's see what all the fuss is about.♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪我来了Okay. I'm here.得救了Ah, we're saved.♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪-嗨安杰拉-抱歉头纱有点问题-Hi, Angela. -Hi. Sorry, we don't know what to do with the veil.栽了会遮住后面不栽If she wears it, it covers the back of the dress, and if she doesn't...♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪-没有整体美-没错-the dress looks -Incomplete, you're right.♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪转过去抬起下巴Can you try turning sideways with your chin up?我知道了把头纱给我安妮Yeah, I see the problem. Can I have the veil? Annie, darling...♪I've been a waiting since I can't remember ♪到橱窗那里挑顶帽子给我pass me one of those hats on display in the window.♪I've been a waiting just to find somebody true ♪我是的Me? Yes.♪Somebody like you ♪-你喜欢哪一顶-白色的-Which one do you like? -The white one.♪Do you know ♪我也是Me too.♪I'll never let you go ♪这样试试看Try this.♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪把头纱翻过去Now, throw the veil straight back.♪Hey oh ma ma ma. Hey-ah ♪很好转过来让我看看后面That's it. Now spin around. I want to see the back of the dress.真美拍到了吗让它垂下来放那里That's beautiful. Did you get that? Just how it falls. Just down there.♪I'll never let you go ♪别管花球新娘子最大Don't worry about the bouquet. You're married now. You've got to learn to juggle.♪Hey oh ma ma ma ♪♪I'll never let you go ♪高兴点今天是婚礼Don't forget you look happy. It is your wedding day.我妈酷毙了My mom is too cool.♪I'll never let you go ♪♪Never, never gonna let you go ♪♪I'll never let you go ♪♪I'll never let you go ♪♪Never let you go ♪♪I'll never let you go ♪设计婚纱不会让你想结婚So, doesn't designing all these wedding gowns ever make you think about...或想到开头是"F"的词吗getting married again, or at least make you think about the "F" word."F"的词The "F" word?-我父亲-噢那个"F"的词-My father. Oh! Oh, that "F" word.不会其实Well, no, actually...我嫁给他的时候也没穿婚纱。
市丸银语录2篇
市丸银语录2篇1、“第一个搞定!” 出手把日世里两半,告诉蓝染“我是你这边的人”。
2、“才交手过一次就发现这件事,所以第二次就躲过吗?恐怖,恐怖!这孩子还会继续成长呢。
不过,还不够还不够啊!” 由衷地赞叹一护的潜力,随后用自己的方式打磨他。
3、“只是有点意外,没想到伊鹤真的生气了呢。
嗯,看他这么有精神,我也放心了。
” 吉良没有因自己叛离尸魂界一蹶不振,自然放心。
4、“将爱形容为美丽的是不了解爱的人将爱形容为丑陋的是自以为了解爱的人”5、“啊啊……太好了……!好坚定的眼神……如果是现在的你……我就能放心交付于你然后离开了……” 他恐怕是真的累了……参见鼬背负着叛徒骂名忍耐着弑亲之痛苦水无法对弟弟说,最后抑郁成疾一病不起的结局。
6、“我想成为对你来说特殊的那个人!”7、“完全不行呢!太不像话了!” 年少的市丸银干净利索地杀掉蓝染手下第三席官,天才之名从此诞生。
8、“如果爱,请深爱,千万不要松手;若不爱,请放开,千万不要回头。
”9、“感情吗?那种东西早就消失了。
我和蓝染队长第一次见面时不是说过了吗:我是蛇,肌肤冰凉,没有感情,舔着舌尖四处爬行,遇到有趣的猎物就将它完全吞噬。
我就是这样的人。
” 此语可见市丸银把自己弄成一副诡异笑脸,全是为了杀掉蓝染。
他也掉进了无间人士必扮坏蛋的老套路线。
10、“男人阿可是流血不流泪的哦。
你知道为什么吗?因为后悔和悲伤这些东西会随着眼泪一同流走的,而这些东西在紧急时刻可是能成为武器的,所以不能轻易流眼泪呢,在想哭的时候反而要去欢笑面对。
这就是男人,懂了吗?”11、是吗,既然这样,那能不能稍微跟我好好相处呢?露比小弟死掉之后我很寂寞呢,那孩子跟我还挺有话题聊的呢。
12、“原来如此,难怪他和我谈不来。
” 市丸银十分明白他这笑面虎脸在他人心中的印象,笑着自嘲了两句(在我的心里不是滋味……)13、“正确的道路错误的道路/无论走哪一边孤身一人都会觉得寂寞的!”14、“幸福是一个旅程而不是一个目的地!所以请像从未受过伤害一样恋爱,像不需要钱一样工作,像没有人在看一样跳舞………”15、将爱形容为美丽的,是不了解爱的人;将爱形容为丑陋的,是自以为了解爱的人。
摩登家庭 -第2季第20集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语-打印-word版
Want some coffee?Say yes. It's french press.I was doubtful, too,but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip.I'm so happy you don't live in a tough neighborhood anymore. We're so sorry for just dropping by like this.Are you kidding me?I'll take any chance to spend time with this little princess.I love her little hair, her little toes.and she loves her grandmother.I don't love "Grandmother."So, Cam and I have been revising our willto specify who should take care of Lilyif, god forbid, something happened to us.God forbid.I said "God for--"So, we've been dropping by unannouncedto, you know, casually assess our candidates.Not all of our candidates.No, t-that's true. We did not drop by Missour-ah.It's "Missouri."No one from Missouri would say "Missour-ah."I'm so sorr-ah.So, anyway, Claire and Phil were our first thought,so we dropped by their place last week.You win the award for worst mother ever!I will be sure to thank you in my speech!Phil, the frying pan's on fire!Son of Jor-el! Everybody stay calm!Dad, I'm gonna teach myself how to juggle.Good for you, buddy.Mom! No one heard me screaming?!I've been trapped in the garage for like 20 minutes!And yet still you didn't get the rat traps I sent you for.- Oh! - Thank you.Honey, it's doing it again!Come on, now! Every morning?!I hope the whole house burns down!Did we come at a bad time?Come back in seven years and five months,when they're all gone!So, mama, you're good for coal?!Okay, okay!Well, you bundle up!We don't want to lose you!Okay. Yeah, bye!They're in the middle of a terrible blizzard.So you shouted!Did they really lose two cows?Oh, yeah, frozen solid. Mama's gonna send pictures. Oh, yay, a reason to stop by the frame store.Manny, I got to get you down to that sporting-goods place.- Got to get him some stuff for his weekend outing. - Ready! - Did you pee? Not ready.- Jay, would you mind if we came? - Sure, why not?You know, I'd like to get mama some snowshoes --You know, to lift her spirits,what with all the frozen cows and all.So, cows freeze now? Are we all just accepting that?Oh, yeah, absolutely. Jay, this one time --We'll take two cars.If you want, I can stay with the little princess.Oh, that-- that's a great idea.Oh, yeah, I'll just -- I'll just go out and get her bag.Maybe I can take her to the mall,buy her a new outfit,get her some hair rings -- is that okay?Yes, yes, of course.Um, you know, Gloria, Cam and I were talkingabout what would happen to Lilyif anything were ever to happen to us,- and we were thinking - Oh, my god. Is it? I take her! Okay, well, that's very sweet,but you realize it would only happen --I can't wait!Okay, well, hopefully, it's a long shot.Ay, a little girl!There would have to be a very tragic accident.I know, I know.Nothing is going to happen.Oh.But if it did, we would be so happy!So, what do you say, pal? I got to swing by the office. You want to come along?Can't. We got some stuff to do.- What? - Just errands.I'm taking Luke to see a child psychologist.This is something that Phil would never agree to.He's doesn't want luke to feel...different.But Luke's grades aren't great,and he's having trouble concentrating in school.I just want to make sure that he's...normal.- Hey, mom, check it out. - What are you doing?If I move my head fast enough,It looks like the can is standing still.'cause sometimes I wonder.But all the girls at work love itwhen I bring luke by,especially that receptionist Heather, right, buddy? She smells amazing.Mm. Well, honey, you're gonna have tosmell daddy's receptionist some other time.Like peaches.If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?- One time, she gave me a woody. - Sweet je--She remembered he's my favorite character from "Toy story." She did.Uh...Haley, how are you getting to the mall?Uh, Gabby's picking me up.Okay, you're gonna dropyour sister off at her cello lesson first.No way. She plays lacrosse and takes cello lessons.Even my reputation can't handle that dork hit.Okay, well, then you don't needto go snowboarding with your friends on break.Fine, I'll take her.Just never look my friends in the eye,and only speak in emergencies.- Got it. - Ah! Already failed.Honey, after I go by the office,- maybe we can grab some lunch. - Oh, I can't.I got to pick up all that stuff for the school trip.But you know what? I'll see you tonight at dad and Gloria's. - Okay. - Smell Heather for me.I always do...not.Ms. Dunphy?Hi, Dr. Klausner.I am so sorry we're late.We just got a little bit caught up in --Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay.It gave me a chance to chat with your husband. Hello, Claire.So, Luke, come on in with me.Mom and dad, we'll let you know when we need you. Go get 'em, pal.- How did you -- - How did I what?Know you were someplace you left no trace of except for a tiny notation in your calendar?It was quite simple, really.I noticed a tiny nota--Shoot.That's weird. My cello teacher's car isn't here.I wonder if she's not home.Okay, so go knock on the door, Alan Einstein.- Don't leave. And it's "Albert."- I know.Alan's his dorky brother who played the cello. Good one.I should probably not be telling you this.- What? - Nothing. It's really bad.Tell me.When you and Dylan were broken up,Rachel told him you were a skankand got all up on him.No! But she's so nice to me.To your face. That's how she plays.Well, now she's gonna see how we play.What are we gonna do?She's not there. You're just gonna have to take me home.We don't have time. We have stuff to do.Then I'm just gonna have to come with you.Can't we just drop her offat a coffee shop or something?What, so she gets kidnappedand I get in trouble?No, thank you.Okay, fine, you can come with us,But you have to keep your mouth shut about anything you see. - What's she gonna see? - Just drive!Ooh, maybe I should also get a gift for my aunt Pat.Have I ever told you about her?Total gun nut, lives completely off the grid.Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily?Oh, Pat is hilarious.I don't think she's paid taxes in 20 years,but very hospitable.Always has a deer in the freezer.Would you listen to me?I think that Gloria and my dadcould be Lily's guardians.Look, you know I love Jay,and they're still in the mix,but I just don't know about him raising a child.Well, Cam, he raised me.Well, now you've put me in an awkward position. Oh, look at that. That's adorable.Let's see if we can get you some snow pants.I just wish I felt better.I think I'm coming down with flu-like symptoms. Couple of hours before your camping trip, huh?I want to go.It's just, if I'm sick,I might get the chaperones sick,And without chaperones, it's anarchy.Manny, listen to me.The buddy system falls apart,The principle of "Last in, first out" is ignored.- It's butterflies. - Where?You're just nervous becausethere's gonna be a lot of physical activity,which is not exactly your strong suit.It is a little daunting out there.D-don't use the word "daunting" in nature, okay? You just need a little self-confidence.Look at this. They got one of these rock walls here. Why don't you hop up on that?Why?Why? To prove that you can do it.If you can do that, you can do anything.Really? Can I fly? Can I speak Chinese?No, but you can sleep in the house tonight.Ace? Want to wire my boy up, here? Go ahead.I'm sorry I went behind your back.But you get so defensive wheneverwe talk about Luke's issues.He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier.Like when you thought he was never gonna talk.He was 2, and all he could do was bark!- I understood him. - Phil!Look, he starts coming here,the other kids find out, he becomes a target,like that limping gazelle at the watering holethat the alligator knows to eat.They're crocodiles, not alligators.There are no alligators in Africa.How about at the zoo?Bam! Who needs a shrink now?- Mr. And mrs. Dunphy? - Yes?Hi.Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay? Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever.A couple of puzzles, no shots.I didn't even have to take my pants off.Found that one out a little late.I've been there, buddy.Well, luke's a terrific kid.I have a few thoughts, but, honestly,I don't see anything that's cause for alarm. Awesome. Thanks so much for your time.We -- we would love to hear your thoughts. Well...he's a bright and curious boy,But he gets distracted.I see it all the time with above-average kids.Phil, honey, I want you to hear this.They're a little overstimulatedbecause there are so many things they're interested in. They never seem to focus.Makes me crazy.Too crazy.Well, they usually do outgrow it.- What if they don't? - He will.Well, there's -- there's medication,but why don't we cross that bridge if we come to it? Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether? You know, maybe there's diet or --or focusing exercises or something?Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about? Get comfortable.I'm worried he's turning into you, Phil.I knew the minute I opened my mouththat I was in the wrong,but, honestly, sometimes I wonder about him.- Hey, mom, check it out. - What are you doing?If I move my head fast enough,it looks like the can is standing still.He's totally right!I just find it interesting that you blame Jayfor everything from your night terrors to your shy bladder, And now he's the perfect guardian for Lily.No, not perfect, and -- andI never said anything about my shy bladder.O-oh. Then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom O-oh. Then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom at Pepper's three faces of new year's eve party?Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go!It's scary.You're 2 feet off the ground.I've seen vines climb walls faster than that.Move your butt!Oh, well, there's your esteem-building parent right there. Wait, wait, I think I hear future Lilysending us a message from her stripper pole --"Thanks, gay dead dads.This dance is for you."Excuse me, Jay?I'm getting down.Not till you touch the top! What is it?Well, maybe if we didn't bully Manny so much,but, rather, showed him,he wouldn't be so afraid.Excuse me, Sherpa, can you assist me with the harness? Oh, no. Which one of these is my driving machine? Phil, I already apologized.It just -- it came out wrong.Funny, I thought that was my problem --I came out wrong.Hold on.Oh, good, I can walk again.Honey, you know, sometimes you can act a little bit -- Oh, no! Where did everyone go?!Oh, just a blink.Phil,when you are ready to talk to me like an adult,why don't you let me know?Fine. Okay, okay.The adults are the big ones, right?Hey, how do you think that got up there?Now, I know it seems daunting,Manny, but it's very simple.I'm securely hitched to a rope,which means I'm not going to fall.You know, dad, you're really making- my life difficult right now.- How?By barking at Manny like a drill sergeantwhen I'm trying to convince Camthat you'd be a great guardian for lily.- Guardian? - Yeah.You're kidding.Jay!Yeah, never mind.That really hurt!This is a mistake.Why does she keep saying that?Because they're the first words she ever heard. Here, you go first.This will teach that Skank a lesson.Shaving cream in her locker?Just stand over there and yell if someone's coming. She might have homework assignments in there she hasn't handed in yet.Haley!- Someone's coming! - Run!- This way, this way! - Okay, okay, okay!- Where are we? - Boys' locker room.It smells like feet.That's not feet. Okay. Come here.I'm so scared.Just go to your happy place.We just broke into my happy place.Go, go, run, run!Not so loud! Run! Run!So, how you doing?Oh, not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that.Yeah, and in terms of talking about it,Are we looking at weeks, months?Do not minimize it, you,who I had to rush to the emergency roomthat time you fell out of your clogs.There's your bubbly water with lemon.Thank you, Jay.How you doin'?Oh, it's hard to tell.You know, anytime you havea catastrophic injury to your lumbar area --I could use a little piece of lumbar myself right now. Well, I hope you're comfortable nowmaking my family Lily's guardians.HOLA, HOLA!You're forgetting about Gloria.Even you have to admit how amazing she is with Lily. Mm! Look who's so pretty!Oh, my god!Gloria, what did you do?You pierced her ears?!What I said --I was going to make her pretty with earrings.I thought you said "Hair rings."What are hair rings?Yes, Mitchell, what are hair rings?Something that you would tie your hair back -- she said it!I didn't say "Hair rings." I said "Earrings."You don't like?Of course not. You punctured our daughter!But did you see both sides?I didn't just do the gay ear.Look.Oh, my god.Oh, my God.I actually -- I think we're good.Let's just wait in here for Gabby, okay?Oh, my god! I can't believe we just did that.Can you believe we just did that?Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Let's not geek it up. Wait. What if I have a taste for it now?Am I gonna start doing stuff like that all the time? Calm down. You just did one bad thing.Two.I skipped my cello lesson today.That wasn't even where my teacher lives.You ditched a class?Well, I-I didn't have time to practiceBecause of lacrosse and debate team and --Do you even like playing the cello?Yeah.Alex?I hate it.So quit.I've never quit anything.You've never broke into a school before.Just did that.No offense, but the family's hopes and dreamsare kind of pinned on me.I'm just saying that no one would blame youif you stopped being so perfect.It actually would take a lot of pressure off of me.I did something bad, too...Something that nobody knows.- What? - Come here.I can't say it too loud, okay?What did you do?Phil, I'm just not sure you understandwhy I said what I said.There are qualities about me you wish you could change,but you can't 'cause I'm all grown up,but it's not too late for Luke.Okay.Honey, there are a hundred things about lukethat he gets from you that I absolutely love.It's just this -- this one tiny partthat I'm sure if I could just get in there and just...ee! Claire... he's a great kid.He's gonna be fine.I know.I think I know.I feel terrible that we fought in front of him.Did he say anything about that on the drive here? How would I know? He rode with you.He didn't drive with me. He drove with you.Just admit it --you want lily raised by anyone but my family.It's just so far away from everything she knows. And then there's the crazy aunts and the frozen cows. Oh, please, in the last hour,your father publicly shamed Manny,dropped me from the sky,while his wife drilled holes in our baby's head. Which is why I thinkwe should revisit claire and phil.Where are my keys?We left Luke alone in a parking garage!We don't know the whole story.Don't we?- Whose car are we taking? - Mine.Then I'm driving!Hey, mom.- Buddy! - Luke?- Buddy! - Lukey?- Thank you so much. - Honey, get out of there. Thank you!I'm so sorry. We are so sorry.- Oh, buddy, you must've been so scared.- No. - Oh, god. - Well, what happened?Well, I knew you'd come back.Then you didn't.So I had to go find a phone.That's when I saw a stray dogand I played with him for a while.Then I thought I saw mrs. Morgan,my first-grade teacher, going into a church.It wasn't her,but there was a wedding there.That's where I met the Litvaks.Oh, thank you! Thank you so much. Congratul-- tov.Mwah! Oh, baby.- Can I go get a drink? - Yes, you can.Yes, you can! You can drink whatever you want!There's tons of soda in there.What an amazing kid!I can't believe I ever worried about him out in the world. That's what I do, though, isn't it? I worry.I worry -- I think about a tiny, little thing,and then I obsess on it, until, suddenly,it's the only thing I can think about.God, please don't let me screw up our son.You know why else he's gonna be okay?No.Because somewhere out there is a worried little girlwho's making lists and labeling bins,and he's gonna find her.Cam?I know you're kind of down on jay being lily's guardian. Now, that's not anything you need to worry about, Manny.I just think you're being too hard on him.We had a little chat in the car.I'm sorry I let you down, Jay.I'm starting to think if I couldn't even get up that wall,- Then why am I even going on this - Knock it off, Manny. We both know you could get up that wall.Now, why are you trying to get out of this trip?I'm not. I'm excited to go --Manny...Okay.I have some concerns about the shower situation.Oh. Because?- Well, I'm pretty much at my target weight. - That's good. But the thing is, I haven't quite reached my target height. Got it.All right, first of all, you don't have to go.I'll write you a note.We'll plan on doing something fun this weekend.- Really? - You bet.And you're not mad at me?Look, if you were a different kid, I'd give you the speech -- You know, "We all have insecurities.You've got to be brave here."But let's face it --You're already about the bravest kid I know.- I am? - Come on.You wear blazers to school. You play the pan flute.You -- you read poetry to girls.I couldn't even talk to girls when I was your age.The shower thing's nothing compared to all that.So, whatever you decide, I'm behind you.No, I got that set up just right.I told you about that before.Jay said that?Yeah, and he wasn't drinking or anything.So, what are you gonna do?I think I'm gonna go.I mean, if Reuben can go with that extra nipple...I'm proud of you, Manny.You're doing the right thing, trust me.I mean, what were you thinking, Gloria?Ay, Mitch, I said I was sorry.But I had them since I was 2 -- huge ones.What is she --Earrings, Phil. Earrings.Mitch, I just wanted to tell you how really touched I was You'd want me to be lily's guardian.Oh, you're welcome. And you're out.Excuse me.I have a very important announcement to make.Oh. Sorry. Sorry, so rude.Totally inexcusable. Yello!Mitchell and I have decided that if, god forbid, Anything should happen to us --- You don't have to do this right now. - No.We would like to Jay and Gloria to be Lily's guardians. - Cam? - It's the right decision.That is great news!Lily, when something horrible happens,You're going to be all mine!It really is an "If" Situation.All mine!I don't mean to ruin this really beautiful moment, But were Phil and I even considered for the position? Claire?I mean, we are the parentsOf three healthy, well-adjusted children who -- Honey, we need to go down to the police station. Our daughters just vandalized the school.This is not over.Let's go see your new room, Liliana.No, that's not her name.Oh, hey, what are you doing home?Oh, I bailed on yoga.Oh, yeah, yeah.Oh, oh, could you go to the mailbox and get me -- No, why can't I just come in?- You can. I just - - Cameron?- What? - Look at me.- I am. - What did you do?I am home alone for a lot of hours.Carmen Miranda?I just wanted a couple before the holes closed up. Oh, cameron.All right, just get one with me really quick.All right. Hey! One for daddy!。
5分钟,让您轻松了解希腊神话复杂的人物关系!
希腊神话在《神谱》中第一位出现的神是混沌·卡俄斯,英语中的chaos一词就由他而来。
随后出现了地母·盖亚,地母·盖亚在接下来的三代神界政权交替中起了举足轻重的作用。
地母之后出生的是深渊·塔尔塔罗斯,爱神·厄洛斯,黑暗之神·厄瑞波斯,夜神·尼克斯。
除去混沌,其余五神就是创世五神。
地母盖亚单性繁殖了天神·乌兰诺斯,海神·蓬托斯,山神·乌瑞亚,3个独眼巨人。
其中天神·乌兰诺斯成为了地母盖亚的丈夫,生出了十二泰坦神、3个百臂巨人。
乌兰诺斯就是第一代神王。
三个百臂巨人生出来之后,天神·乌兰诺斯很生气,想想看你真和你老婆做爱,旁边有300只眼睛滴溜溜地看,多影响兴致啊!,就又把百臂巨人都塞回了盖亚的肚子里并为自己邪恶的做法洋洋得意。
《神谱》中原文如下:“该亚和乌兰诺斯还生有另外三个魁伟、强劲得无法形容的儿子,他们是科托斯、布里阿瑞俄斯和古埃斯——三个目空一切的孩子。
他们户膀上长出一百只无法战胜的臂膀,每人的户上和强壮的肢体上都还长有五十个脑袋。
他们身材魁伟、力大无穷、不可征服。
在天神和地神生的所有子女中,这些人最可怕,他们一开始就受到父亲的憎恨,刚一落地就被其父藏到大地的一个隐秘处,不能见到阳光。
天神十分欣赏自己的这种罪恶行为”。
这盖亚生气了,老娘好不容易生出来你又塞回去,干你娘!于是盖亚就策划了一个“阉夫”计划,首先她创造了一种燧石,打造成了一把镰刀;然后鼓动儿子们造老子的反。
十二泰坦中最小的时间之神·克洛诺斯接过了镰刀藏了起来。
这一天,乌兰诺斯又来做那日复一日的事儿:“广大的天空之神·乌兰诺斯来了,带来夜幕,他渴求爱情,拥抱大地盖亚,展开肢体整个地覆盖了大地。
”当然,他万万想不到这是他最后一次做爱了....黑暗中,小儿子克洛诺斯突然冲出来,左手捉鸡鸡,右手挥镰刀,神王·乌兰诺斯从此变成了吴应熊。
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赫拉巴尔与魔法舌 叶开
照片与姿势 在打下这篇文章的题目之后,我脑子一片空白。我闭上眼睛,试图从各种资料和线索中寻找到进入赫拉巴尔世界的密道。赫拉巴尔不是一个封闭的世界,他是一个总是试图敞开自己的人,是“第四种人”。是工、农、知识分子之外的普通百姓。然而我还是对赫拉巴尔缺乏明晰的概念,脑海里浮现的仅仅是赫拉巴尔的图像,这些图像来自于《赫拉巴尔文集》的封面和插页。 在一个图像占了绝对主导形态的世界里,照片是我们认识人与事的最为简捷的方式。同样,这些照片也在误导和阻碍着我们对这些对象的进一步理解。我总是这样跟自己说,你在电影、电视和照片上看到的那些明星们,他们呈现出来的并非自己的本质,而是一种社会的属性。社会的道德伦理要求明星们具有优美的体形,优雅的谈吐,内在的涵养,彬彬的举止和高超的能力,于是,他们有了。他们通过这些媒介告诉观众们,他们是这样的人。然而,对这些图像加以深入分析,我们会发现,他们呈现的这些图片不过是一种POSE(而已),而POSE的背后,是意识形态。 赫拉巴尔的照片同样体现了某种价值观。在照片里,赫拉巴尔凝视,沉思,散步,眺望。赫拉巴尔的这些POSE(姿势)试图告诉读者,他是某一类人,比如知识分子。然而,要靠着几张照片来了解一名作家,是非常可疑的事情。对于我们来说,所有照片都意味着一个“POSE”。按照昆德拉的说法,一个姿势比它的主人更加长久。赫拉巴尔的这些照片正在引我走入歧途——在照片里,赫拉巴尔的姿势,其实是在阐述一种“智者”的形象。这种形象,符合一般人对于作家的理解。很显然,这也符合摄影师的理解。摄影师总是按照自己对人物的分类来捕捉镜头前的人物影像:作家,也许应该是忧郁的、沉思的、睿智的、先知的。因此,作家要摆出这些姿势。 浮现在我脑海里的这些照片,正是摄影师理解的“赫拉巴尔”。它们跟我从赫拉巴尔的文字里看到的“赫拉巴尔”格格不入。赫拉巴尔一身所致力于消除的,恰恰是自己身上的那种“知识分子”的趣味和态度。赫拉巴尔的笔下反映的是“第四种人”,是他所钟爱的那些小人物,而不是当时在捷克占主流地位的工、农和知识分子形象。在生活中,赫拉巴尔也努力地让自己偏离那些主流的趣味。赫拉巴尔通过妻子的视角,诙谐地把自己跟知识分子和文化界脱离的关系。他说她妻子“始终感到惊异,不明白怎么会有人如此缺乏教育,竟然把我看作一个受过教育的人„„” 在这里,赫拉巴尔略带嘲讽地把自己跟知识界撇清了。这位前法学博士,愿意让自己显得更加像一个大老粗。一个喝啤酒的大老粗。他在钢铁厂当临时工,在废品回收站当打包工,他还给舞台当布景工,他是一个货真价实的大老粗——跟照片显示的正好相反。 或者可以宽厚地说,摄影师了解的是赫拉巴尔的一个方面。每个人都有着自己的双面性乃至多面性,赫拉巴尔也不例外。赫拉巴尔的身上,糅合了复杂的特质。他说:“我实际上是一个乐观的悲观主义者和悲观的乐观主义者,我是个两栖类和合用一堵墙的两间房。拉伯雷式的笑,赫拉克利特式的哭,或者相反。” 按照我的理解来给赫拉巴尔拍摄一幅照片的话,我会建议把环境放在布拉格的小酒馆里,然后让赫拉巴尔端起一杯啤酒。他可以在说话,也可以在倾听,还可以是在凝视,或者眺望。人一喝酒话就多,而且是“不顾危险地话多” ,对于赫拉巴尔来说,没有什么能够比啤酒和小酒馆更能激发他的倾诉欲望了。日常生活中的赫拉巴尔,一有空就给自己来一杯啤酒,然后坐在布拉格某个我所不熟知的小酒馆里,静静地听别人说话,或者滔滔不绝地给别人讲点趣闻轶事。 赫拉巴尔热爱啤酒和小酒馆,缺乏这种背景的照片,我感到非常空洞。 日常生活中的赫拉巴尔还是一个快活的人,一个略微有些醉醺醺的人,一个喜欢高谈阔论的人。沉思是他的本质的一个部分,他更多的是在“生活、生活、再生活” 。 仅仅向他致敬 赫拉巴尔在中国是一个被忽略的名字。 在中国青年出版社出版他的文集之前,我记得似乎只在1993年第2期的《世界文学》上出现过,是杨乐云先生翻译的一个“捷克作家博·赫拉巴尔作品小辑”。小辑收有中篇小说《过于喧嚣的孤独》和短篇小说《中魔的人们》、《露倩卡和巴芙琳娜》,外加一部分为译者所编的《谈创作》。我碰巧在华东师范大学的后门枣阳路的旧书摊上买到了这期杂志,又偶然地读了这个“小辑”。 赫拉巴尔的短篇小说《中魔的人们》我至今印象深刻。 水泥厂飘灰的空气里,生活着一帮快活的人,他们坚信这里的空气包治百病,他们热爱那些我们或许感到烦躁的声响。布尔甘先生用镰刀驱赶蜜蜂,然后一刀砍在脑袋上,就像长出了一个牛角。他不让人拔镰刀,说,“等等吧,没准我们家的小子想把它画下来哩。” 布尔甘先生开摩托车就像开F1赛车,一头扎进荆棘丛里。他的儿子布尔卡“先找来一把剪羊毛的剪子,之后又找来收拾园子的剪刀,把灌木丛好一阵修剪,一个小时之后把我爹修剪出来了。” 在这些“中魔的人们”欢快的生活中,没有什么能够阻挡他们奋勇前进。“中魔的人们”,按照赫拉巴尔自己的说法,“是这样一种人,他们富有灵感,他们说出的话被那些理智的人看作是不合情理的,做的事情是体面人不会去做的。因此,中魔竭力追求的是禁止的事物,以及同布拉格的相联系的事物。”而且,“一个中魔的人可以在无人可以交谈时,便同自己交谈以自娱。他提供一些消息,讲了一些事情,这些事情的意义是夸大的,似是而非,次序颠倒,因为中魔的人用灵感的钻石孔眼把现实进行了过滤。一个中魔的人对看得见的世界充满赞叹,汪洋大海般的美丽幻影使他无法入眠。” 实际上,就像自己笔下中魔的人一样,赫拉巴尔自己也是一个中魔的人。他的老师之一,布拉格的游侠、写出《好兵帅克》的哈谢克,也是一个中魔的人,连“帅克”,都是一个中魔的人。中魔的人对自己和自己面对的世界都充满了惊羡之情和赞美的愿望。 赫拉巴尔的出身其实不赖,他的继父是一个啤酒厂的老板,对他很不错。他的母亲,则是那种热爱艺术的上流妇女。然而,赫拉巴尔本人,从小学三年级开始,成绩却总是不及格。 赫拉巴尔出生于1914年,他的生父正好赶上第一次世界大战的爆发,从此一去不返。他在1935年进入查理大学读法律,1939年,德国纳粹侵占捷克,关闭了所有的高等学府。二战之后,干过很多种活的赫拉巴尔才有机会返回学校,最后获得法律博士学位。跟我们现在对“博士”学位趋之若鹜正好相反,赫拉巴尔对“博士学位”可谓是弃如敝履。他从生活优越的家中搬出来,住进了布拉格的贫民区。在此前和此后,他干过各种各样的活:公证处职员、商业学校行政人员、仓库管理员、铁路工人、列车调度员、保险公司职员、商品推销员、钢铁厂临时工、废品收购站打包工、剧院布景工和跑龙套演员等等。1963年,赫拉巴尔的第一部短篇小说集《底层的珍珠》出版时,他已经49岁了。按照我们现在“成名要早”的追求,有些少年19岁就已经成名立万,出书好几本。相比之下,赫拉巴尔该同志的成名实在是太晚了。 很显然,赫拉巴尔已经“中魔”了。他有自己的理想和追求,他说要向美国的作家学习,这些美国人“先从事可能从事的任何工作而唯独不当作家”,所以,对于赫拉巴尔来说,“最重要的是生活、生活、生活,观察人们的生活,参与无论哪样的生活,不惜任何代价。” 赫拉巴尔像他的那一代理想澎湃的作家一样,海绵一般贪婪地生活,汲取生活的养料,然后再写作。实际上,他的生活,就是写作的一种,写作则是生活的延伸。你不能把赫拉巴尔的写作和他的生活分开。对于赫拉巴尔来说,“写不出东西来的时候却是我感觉最好的时候”。 按照他的出身,赫拉巴尔完全可以过上小资、中资乃至大资的生活,然而他自我删除了,自己选择了一种贫民的生存模式。他需要干这些粗活,喝啤酒,到小酒馆聊天。他一点都不着急。他住在一个破房子里,却悠然自得,撅着屁股用草根刷子刷地板。 跟我们现在的生活模式相比,赫拉巴尔这类作家已经绝种了——至少在我们国家属于珍稀物种。我们现在的创作,跟赫拉巴尔的模式恰恰相反。我们喜欢喝咖啡,然后坐在房间里胡编乱造。 我自己也是这类人,且自问无法像赫拉巴尔那样干。 因此,在这一章里,我除了向他致敬之外,无能为力。我希望大家都能尽快忘记他,他的存在,只能让我们感到惭愧。 赫拉巴尔像他的那一代了不起的作家,对人类和世界都充满了激情和理想,他们为理想和激情而活着,我们则仅仅为金钱和对金钱的期盼而蝇营狗苟。 都有一个贝宾大伯 然而,我在斗室里闭门造车时,找到了跟赫拉巴尔的一致之处。 在讲故事这方面,赫拉巴尔的贝宾大伯有着惊人的天赋。很显然,贝宾大伯那些精妙绝伦的故事打开赫拉巴尔的天窗。在《我曾伺候过英国国王》里,赫拉巴尔专门采用了一种类似说书的形式来讲故事。这个故事滔滔不绝,新奇独特,显然是他敬献给贝宾大伯的最好的礼物。 赫拉巴尔的贝宾大伯令我联想起我的父亲。 我的父亲也是一个讲故事的好手。我的老家在祖国大陆最南端的“小鸡鸡”半岛的头上,属于亚热带气候,电闪雷鸣和暴风骤雨交替出现,蚊子虫蝎络绎不绝。我父亲就在自己亲手栽种的五棵番石榴树的阴翳下,生起一根大腿粗的稻草棒,浓烟滚滚地一边驱逐蚊虫,一边吸着水烟筒,一边讲述那些既真又假、且虚且实的故事。我父亲读过几本故事书,但是已经忘得差不多了。他就着记忆里残剩的点滴豆渣,生编硬造地给我们讲。在他的故事里,薛仁贵、薛平贵和薛丁山这些主人公全都被搞混了,唯一没有搞混的是樊梨花。在他的故事里,征西的薛平贵想方设法地要征服蛮女樊梨花。他到处拜师学艺,甚至都请教了印度来的神僧,可是,每次他雄心勃勃地跟樊梨花交手时,都是不过三招就被樊梨花一枪挑下马来,败得屁滚尿流„„最后,薛平贵不得不采取了军师徐茂公的建议,卑躬屈膝地向樊梨花求婚„„这就是我父亲讲故事的精髓所在。他只需要一个提纲,几个人物,最后的结局,就可以无限延拓地给我们讲故事,借以打发一个接一个沉闷无聊的、既没有电更没有电视的童年时代的夜晚。他可以往这个故事的麻袋里无限地塞进去各种鸡毛蒜皮犄角旮旯的内容。凡是想到的都能塞,即便是相互抵触,自相矛盾的,也可以往里面塞。作为听众,有时候我们关心的仅仅是讲述本身,谁还能完整无缺地复述前一个晚上讲过的内容呢? 我不由自主地从贝宾大伯联想到我的父亲,因为我感到讲故事的人都是一样的,不管他是在中国还是在捷克。我还觉得,贝宾大伯把赫拉巴尔和我联系了起来,共同点是我们都对他们讲述的那些近乎“胡说八道”的故事充满兴趣。赫拉巴尔说贝宾大伯是一位“天才的诗人”,他总是“善于本能地将一些风马牛不相及的事件安排在一起,善于将闪光的钻石与污浊的性病同时并列”。赫拉巴尔还说,“贝宾大伯只有一个”,“贝宾大伯比收音机和电视还棒”。在文学同类项上,赫拉巴尔的贝宾大伯,可以用马尔克斯的奶奶来比较。实际上,每个作家的背后,几乎都有这样一个故事能手。 这种互联联系和对比,让我感到幸福。