how are you中国式英语
纺织面料商务英语实用100句

1. Hi, hello. How are you (doing)? 嗨,你好吗?2. Let me introduce myself, my name is … . 让我介绍我自己,我叫… … .3. Let me introduce, this is our manager. 让我介绍一下,这位是我们经理。
俗称老板4. May I have your name, please? 请问贵姓?5. How to spell your name / your company name ?你的名字、公司名称怎么拼?6. Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你。
7. Where are you from? Which company are you from? 你来自哪里?哪家公司?8. How is your business? 你生意好吗?9. I have my own factory. 我拥有自己的工厂。
10. Are youanagent? 你是中间商吗?11. Do you have company here in China? 你在中国有公司吗?12. This is my business card. 这是我的名片。
13. Can I have yours (your business card)? 能给我你的(名片)吗?14. May I have your phone number? 能给我你的电话号码吗?15. Welcome toour company. 欢迎来到我们公司。
16. Come in and have a look. 请进来看看。
17. Have a seat, please. / Sit down, please. 请坐。
18. Somethingtodrink? Tea or Coffee? 喝点什么?茶,咖啡?19. Let’s get down to our business. 我们入主题。
超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语?1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who? ? 2. 白痴:White eat!? ? 3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban? ? 4. 班长:class long? ? 5. 彼此彼此:you me you me? ? 6. 表妹:watch sister? ? 7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me? ? 8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one? ? 9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose? ? 10. 不三不四:no three no four? ? 11. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun? ? 12. 车祸现场描述:one car come,one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die? ? 13. 呈现强烈的企图心:Demonstrate the strong attempt heart? ? 14. 吃白食:eat white food? ? 15. 春江水暖鸭先知:spring river water warm duck first know? ? 16. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake? ? 17. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you? ? 18. 电源线:power line? ? 19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see? ? 20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee? ? 21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll s how you some color? ? 22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face? ? 23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try? ? 24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born? ? 25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong? ? 26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die? ? 27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up? ? 28. 好久不见:long time no see? ?29. 红颜知己:red face know me? ? 30. 加油:add oil? ? 31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠:save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower? ? 32. 开水:open water? ? 33. 看不看:see no see?? ? 34. 抗日游行:resist sun swim go? ? 35. 课间操:lesson between fuck? ? 36. 老表:old watch? ? 37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞:dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole? ? 38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger? ? 39. 没脸见人:have no face see person? ? 40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough? ? 41. 面试:face try? ? 42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!? ? 43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!? ? 44. 你爱我吗:you love I?? ? 45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you? ? 46. 你给我等着:you give me wait? ? 47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out? ? 48. 你给我记住:you give me remember? ? 49. 你给我站住:you give me stop? ? 50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go? ? 51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where? ? 52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!? ? 53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?? ? 54. 你TMD:you he mother’s? ? 55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who? ? 56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!? ? 57. 你有两下子:you have two down son? ? 58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !? ?59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son? ? 60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see? ?? ? 61. 七上八下:seven up eight down? ? 62. 亲爱的王小姐:dear wang little girl? ? 63. 请别碰行李:Please no touch the move the lee? ? 64. 青翠欲滴:It`s so green as will dropped? ? 65. 去你妈:go you mother? ? 66. 让世界充满爱:let's make love all over the world? ? 67. 人山人海:people mountain people sea? ? 68. 人之初,性本善:people first born, sex is kind? ? 69. 三人行,必有我师:three people go, one is my teacher ? ? 70. 三心二意:three heart two meaning? ? 71. 色狼:colour wolf? ? 72. 生日快乐:birthday happy? ? 73. 上网:up net? ? 74. 上学:up school? ? 75. 胜败乃家常便饭:win lost milk house long poopoo rice ? ? 76. 是不是:yes no yes? ? 77. 十全十美:ten all ten nice? ? 78. 十三点:ten three point? ? 79. 试试看:try try see? ? 80. 耍帅:play handsome? ? 81. 死猪不怕开水烫!:die pig not pa hot water tang!? ? 82. 谈朋友:talk friend? ? 83. 体壮如牛:body strong as a cow? ? 84. 万紫千红:ten thousand purple one thousand red??? ? 85. 王八:king eight? ? 86. 王八蛋:wang eight eggs? ? 87. 望穿秋水:look through autumn water? ? 88. 王老五:wang old five? ? 89. 唯小人与女人难养也:only small people and women hard to feed? ? 90. 我的天呀!:my sky !? ? 91. 我服了你!:I??follow??you!? ? 92. 我感到很难过:I feel difficult to pass? ? 93. 我叫李老大,今年25:I call Li old big. toyear 25? ? 94. 我容易么我?:am I easy I?? ?95. 我是大儿子:I am a big son? ? 96. 我是独一无二:I am olny one no two? ? 97. 我是流氓我怕谁:I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom? ? 98. 我是中国人:I am in China? ? 99. 我要给你点颜色看看:I will give you some color to see see (好像也被黑人群体最近所采用)? ?100. 五讲、四美、三热爱:five talk, four beauty, three lover? ? 101. 无钱无得:No money, no talk? ? 102. 笑里藏刀:A knife in the smile? ? 103. 心花怒放:heart flower angry open? ? 104. 眼看手勿动:look, see OK, no touch? ? 105. 要钱不给,要命有一条:want money no, want life one? ? 106. 要钱还是要命:money or life?? ? 107. 一分耕耘一分收获:EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE? ? 108. 一见钟情:One??look??clock??love? ? 109. 意思意思:meaning meaning? ? 110. 一言既出,驷马难追:one word is out, four horses cannot chase? ? 111. 一元复苏,万象更新:one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update? ? 112. 远水解不了近渴:Far??water??car??not??save??near??thirsty? ? 113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊:we brothers, who and who ah? ? 114. 怎么老是你:how old are you?? ? 115. 怎么是你:how are you?? ? 116. 朝三暮四:morning three night four (感谢台湾卡通,好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行)? ? 117. 这样也行?:this too good?? ? 118. 知之为知之,不知为不知:know is know,no know is no know? ? 119. 中国人民万岁:China people ten thousand year? ? 120. 猪狗不如:PIG DOG BLUE? ? 121. 猪肉面条:pig noodle? ? 122. 猪头三,去死吧:pig 3 head,go dead!? ? 123. 走过路过,不要错过:go past no mistake past? ? 124. 走着瞧:go and look!? ? 125. 钻石王老五:diamond wang old five。
How are you

How are you? 你好吗?—I’m fine, thanks.How are you? 我很好,谢谢。
你好吗?—I’m OK. 我很好。
3.英语中常见的问候语在英语中,见面时的问候语有很多常用的有:③ Nice to meet you! “很高兴见到你!”是两个初次见面、经介绍相识的人互相打招呼的用于。
回答时可以说Nice to meet you,too.或者Me, too.表示“见到你很高兴”④ How do you do? “你好!”用于初次见面,是非正式的打招呼用语。
对方应答语应是“How do you do?”Howare you? 表示问候How are you? 意为“你好吗?”,为询问对方身体状况的问候语,应答语一般是“I’m fine. Thankyou. / I’m very well. Thank you. / I’m OK. How are you? 的其他用法:习惯上回答完别人的问候后,常可反问对方的身体状况,此时可用How are you?也可用And you? “你呢?”3. 大写字母的用法:①在英语中,句子的第一个单词的第一个字母都应大写。
Sit down, please. 请坐。
②字母I作人称代词时,意为“我”,在句中任何位置都必须大写。
日常用语“OK”在句中任何位置都大写。
I’m a student. 我是一名学生。
Is everythingOK? 一切都好吗?③人名、地名、国名、某国人或某种语言等专有名词的第一个字母都必须大写。
Lucy 露西China 中国Beijing 北京 Chinese 中国人④表示月份、星期、重要节日的名词的第一个字母必须大写。
May 五月 Monday 星期一New Year’s Day 元旦⑤电影名、书名、报刊、文章的标题等中的每一个实词(如:名词、动词、形容词、副词、数词)的第一个字母一般大写。
English Weekly 《英语周报》Titanic 《泰坦尼克号真相》⑥某些缩略词的每一个字母都必须大写。
商务英语问候口语

最常用英语口语英语文化点滴之打招呼中国人较为熟悉的人见面问候时,一般说:"上哪去?"、"吃过了吗?"如果把这些问候语直译成英语(“Where are you going?”“Have you eaten yet?”)英美人可能会困惑,也可能引起误解。
不了解中国文化的外国人并不会认为这是一句问候语,比如问对方“Have you eaten yet?”对方可能会误认为你在邀请他。
又如“Where are you going?”很可能引起对方的不满,所以他对这一句话的反应极有可能是:“It's none of your business.”(关你什么事?)。
英美人的问候一般用“Good morning/afternoon /evening”(早上好、下午好、晚上好), “How do you do?”(您好!)“Nice to meet you.”(认识你很高兴)“How are you?”(你好吗?)。
在关系亲密者之间可用“Hello”或“Hi”。
英美人打招呼最频繁的话题是天气的状况或预测。
“It's fine, isn’t it?”或“It's raining hard,isn't it?”“Your dress is so nice!”等。
汉语里打招呼有时还表示对对方的关心。
如:“你今天气色不好,生病了?”“好久不见,你又长胖了。
”“你又瘦了,要注意身体啊。
”人们不会为此生气。
英美人如果听到你说:“You are fat.”或“You are so thin.”即使是很熟悉的朋友,也会感到尴尬,难以回答,因为这是不礼貌的。
注意:Excuse me.仅仅表示引起对方的注意,或者给对方带来些许不便。
Sorry 则表示给对方造成了伤害。
英语文化点滴之感谢和答谢一般来说,中国人在家庭成员之间很少用“谢谢”。
如果用了,听起来会很怪,或相互关系上有了距离。
超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴:White eat!3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban4. 班长:class long5. 彼此彼此:you me you me6. 表妹:watch sister7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How manypople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up28. 好久不见:long time no see29. 红颜知己:red face know me30. 加油:add oil31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠:save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水:open water33. 看不看:see no see?34. 抗日游行:resist sun swim go35. 课间操:lesson between fuck36. 老表:old watch37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞:dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人:have no face see person40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough41. 面试:face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗:you love I?45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着:you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out48. 你给我记住:you give me remember49. 你给我站住:you give me stop50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD:you he mother’s55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子:you have two down son58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下:seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐:dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李:Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴:It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈:go you mother66. 让世界充满爱:let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海:people mountain people sea68. 人之初,性本善:people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行,必有我师:three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意:three heart two meaning71. 色狼:colour wolf72. 生日快乐:birthday happy73. 上网:up net74. 上学:up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭:win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是:yes no yes77. 十全十美:ten all ten nice78. 十三点:ten three point79. 试试看:try try see80. 耍帅:play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫!:die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友:talk friend83. 体壮如牛:body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红:ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八:king eight86. 王八蛋:wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水:look through autumn water88. 王老五:wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也:only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀!:my sky !91. 我服了你!:I follow you!92. 我感到很难过:I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大,今年25:I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我?:am I easy I?95. 我是大儿子:I am a big son96. 我是独一无二:I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁:I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人:I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看:I will give you some color to see see (好像也被黑人群体最近所采用)100. 五讲、四美、三热爱:five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得:No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀:A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放:heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动:look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给,要命有一条:want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命:money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获:EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情:One look clock love109. 意思意思:meaning meaning110. 一言既出,驷马难追:one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏,万象更新:one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴:Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊:we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你:how old are you?115. 怎么是你:how are you?116. 朝三暮四:morning three night four (感谢台湾卡通,好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行)117. 这样也行?:this too good?118. 知之为知之,不知为不知:know is know,no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁:China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如:PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条:pig noodle122. 猪头三,去死吧:pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过,不要错过:go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧:go and look!125. 钻石王老五:diamond wang old five。
汉语式英语笑话

1. we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿2.how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我,我也不鸟你4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!5. hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏,无事退朝6.what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具!7. You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住!8. know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之,不知为不知…9. WATCH SISTER表妹10. IMU3.0 both can do what??? IMU3.0都能做什么???11. American Chinese not enough美中不足13. heart flower angry open心花怒放14. go past no mistake past走过路过,不要错过15.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有,要命一条17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大,今年25。
中考英语翻译单选题50题

中考英语翻译单选题50题1. “How are you?” 的正确翻译是:A. 什么是你?B. 你好吗?C. 怎么是你?D. 你怎么样?答案:B。
A 选项“什么是你?”翻译错误。
C 选项“怎么是你?”不符合日常用语的表达。
D 选项“你怎么样?”虽然意思相近,但“你好吗?”更常用且更符合英语的习惯表达。
2. “Nice to meet you.” 意思是:A. 很高兴见到你。
B. 见到你真好。
C. 很高兴遇见了你。
D. 遇见你很高兴。
答案:A。
B 选项“见到你真好。
”表述不够自然。
C 选项“很高兴遇见了你。
”语序不太符合常用表达。
D 选项“遇见你很高兴。
”虽然意思对,但不如A 选项常用和规范。
3. “Thank you very much.” 可以翻译成:A. 非常感谢你。
B. 谢谢你非常。
C. 感谢你很。
D. 很感谢你。
答案:A。
B 选项语序错误。
C 选项表述不完整。
D 选项缺少“非常”,程度表达不准确。
4. “Good morning!” 常见的翻译是:A. 好早上!B. 早上好!C. 早上棒!D. 好的早上!答案:B。
A 选项“好早上!”不符合正常的汉语表达。
C 选项“早上棒!”意思不清晰。
D 选项“好的早上!”逻辑不通。
5. “See you later.” 应译为:A. 看你之后。
B. 稍后见。
C. 见你稍后。
D. 看你稍后。
答案:B。
A 选项“看你之后。
”意思错误。
C 选项“见你稍后。
”语序不当。
D 选项“看你稍后。
”不符合常用表达。
6. 他每天早上六点起床。
A. He gets up at six o'clock every morning.B. He gets up in six o'clock every morning.C. He gets up on six o'clock every morning.D. He gets up for six o'clock every morning.答案:A。
超强的中国英语(Chinglish)

超强的中国英语(Chinglish)001 Wetwoandtwo?咱俩谁跟谁啊.002 Howareyou?Howoldareyou?怎么是你?怎么老是你?003 Youdonnotbirdme,Idonnotbirdyou.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你.004 Youhaveseed,Iwillgiveyousomecolourtoseesee.Brothers,togetherup!你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.兄弟们,一起上!005 Helloeverybody!Ifyouhavesomethingtosaythensay!Ifyouhavenothingtosaythengohome!有事起奏无事退朝.006 Youme,youme.彼此彼此.007 Yougivemestop!你给我站住!008 Knowisknow,noknowisnoknow.知之为知之,不知为不知......009 Watchsister.表妹!010 Dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mouses'soncanmakehole.龙生龙,凤生风,老鼠的儿子回达洞!011 AmericanChinesenotenough.美中不足.012 Onecarcome,onecargo,twocarspengpeng,peoledie.车祸现场描述. 013 Heartflowerangryopen.心花怒放.014 Gopastnomistakepast.走过路过,不要错过.015 U.R.Americangirl.你是美女.016 Eight seven four! ~~~~~~八七四017 Give you some colour to see see.给你点颜色看看。
018 Go and look!走着瞧!019 Good bra!好凶020 Good good study,day day up.好好学习,天天向上。
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hello everybody! if you have something to say ,then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
• • • • •
小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too! 小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for? 小明:I am sorry five!
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一 起上!
as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!!!!
know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知…
I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face给你脸你不Fra bibliotek脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
one car come one car go ,two car peng peng, people die If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I haveone!
• I think I should introduce myself to you.I call Li old big,toyear 25,My home four mouth people papa,mama,I and DD。I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand,I even act as black guest,I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you,please come to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life • your LI old big
• Dear wang litte girl: • From see you one eye, I shit love you, your eyes close, I die;your eyes open, I come back to live;your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again。Maybe you do not know me, no matter. one see clock emotion is pop。