生活大爆炸第一季第四集(thebigbangtheroys01e04)字幕中英文对照打印版
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.
他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
兄弟...?
总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。
-Leonard: Just classic.
真经典。
-Sheldon: I need a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.
哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?
-Missy: Oh, I don't think so.
我不这样想。
Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
otherhandsomephysicistssupercollideractuallyworksit?llcreateblackholeswallowupearthendinglifeweknow另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了会产生一个黑洞然后如我们所知的吞噬地球结束一切生命
生活大爆炸字幕 TBBT the big bang theory S01E13
100:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,380ew,more details about the new star trek film.200:00:03,730 --> 00:00:07,230there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.300:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,610i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.400:00:12,060 --> 00:00:16,430oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr500:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,310the extremely private matter.600:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,290still i'd like to know the details.700:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,440his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.800:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,730maybe they had to go to a clinic.900:00:26,070 --> 00:00:30,800imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.1000:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,290How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same1100:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,890no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.1200:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,940hi can you help me iwas writing an email1300:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,300and the a key got stuck1400:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,310now it's just going aaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530 --> 00:00:50,730what did you spill on it?1600:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,530diet coke1800:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,570and yoghurt1900:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,680a little nail polish2000:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,120i'll take a look at it2100:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,340gentlemen, switching to local nerd news2200:01:03,860 --> 00:01:08,230fishman chan...2300:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,660youre kidding, why not?2400:01:09,790 --> 00:01:14,490they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520wow, so in your world2600:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,110youre like the cool guys2700:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,630this is our year2900:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,380entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",3000:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,900- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story3200:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,310- count me out - what? why?3300:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,580you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 3400:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,290will you ask picasso to paint picturnary3500:01:48,830 --> 00:01:48,830will you ask noah webster to play boggle?3600:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,680will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?3700:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,280c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.3800:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,760by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.3900:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,800tickets to that plz.4000:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,450sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?4100:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,480no, dont.4200:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,050- the needs of the many4300:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,440outweigh the need of the few4400:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,410or the one4500:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,580damn it, i'll do it.4600:02:21,830 --> 00:02:26,020<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-proudly presents</font>4700:02:29,230 --> 00:02:35,330<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-sync:咔肉肉</font>4800:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,810<font color=#ffff00>the big bang theory season 1 episode 13</font>4900:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,040ok, first physics bowl business5000:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,960we need to truly kick-ass team name5100:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,280how about the perpetual motion squad?5300:02:57,230 --> 00:03:01,130it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.5400:03:02,050 --> 00:03:06,790- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.5500:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,360- i like it - i dont5600:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,540teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.5700:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,650then we could be the bengal tigers ?5800:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,540poor choice5900:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,260graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 6000:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,880maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass6100:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,390Let's put it to a vote.All those in favor...6200:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,300 point of order.6300:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,130I move that any vote onteam names must be unanimous. 6400:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,910No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger6500:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,490 when common sense dictatesit should be an army ant.6600:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,560Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?6700:03:46,570 --> 00:03:47,700I will yield.6800:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,820 After we go through the exerciseof an annoying series of votes,6900:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460all of which the gentleman will lose, 7000:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,910 does he then intend to threatento quit if he does not get his way?7100:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,490He does.7200:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,710I move we are the armyants. All those in favor?00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,920Good afternoon, and welcome totoday's physics bowl practice round.7400:04:03,930 --> 00:04:09,200I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 7500:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,550and isn't that just a little sad?7600:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,410Gentlemen, are you ready?7700:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,180- Yes- Of course7800:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430 --> 00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,740He'll be okay once the womenare mixed into the crowd.8100:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,210He only has a problem whenthey're one-on-one and smell nice.8200:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,170Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.8300:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,610I was actually the one whonoticed. Okay, let's just start.00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, the first questionis on the topic of optics.8500:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 "What is the shortestlight pulse ever produced?"8600:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,550 dr. Cooper.8700:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,340 And ofourse the answeris 130 attoseconds.8800:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,860 - That is correct.- I knew that, too.8900:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,770 Good for you, sweetie.9000:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 9100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,230 "used to encode dataon hard-disk drives?"9200:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,830 howard?9300:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,520 And of course the answeris giant magnetoresistance.9400:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,210 Right.9500:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,850Hey, I buzzed in.9600:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,030And I answered. It's called teamwork.9700:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,730Don't you think I should answerthe engineering questions?9800:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,160I am an engineer.9900:05:08,190 --> 00:05:12,780By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 10000:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,990- Just ask another one.- Okay.10100:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,230"What artificial satellite has seen glimpsesof einstein's predicted frame dragging?"10200:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,950and of course, it's gravity probe B.10300:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,830Sheldon, you have tolet somebody else answer.10400:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,860Why?10500:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,590Because it's polite.10600:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,810What do manners have to do with?10700:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,840Itthis is war.10800:05:35,850 --> 00:05:40,710Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 10900:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,590Leonard, you said I onlyhad to ask questions.11000:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,790The objective of the competitionis to give correct answers.11100:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,950If I know them, whyshouldn't I give them?11200:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680Some of us might havethe correct answers, too.11300:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,730Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.11400:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,690All right, that's it!11500:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,950- Howard, sit down.- Okay.11600:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,840Maybe we should take a little break.11700:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,660 Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 11800:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,090All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 11900:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,590I agree.12000:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,110 What did he say?12100:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,830He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product12200:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,910one might use on summer's eve. 12300:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,810 Yeah, and the bag it came in.12400:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,750 Leonard, excellent. Iwant to show you something.12500:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,270Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 12600:06:31,280 --> 00:06:31,980Just look.12700:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,600I've designed the perfectuniforms for our team.12800:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,360The colors are based on startrek: The original series.12900:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,720The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.13000:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,870Why do they say "aa"?13100:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,340Army ants.13200:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,590Isn't that confusing?13300:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,130 "Aa" might mean somethingelse to certain people.13400:06:52,140 --> 00:06:56,220Why would a physics bowl teambe called anodized aluminum?13500:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,310No, I meant... never mind.13600:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,880Hey, check it out, I gotyou a batman cookie jar.13700:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,660Oh, neat! What's the occasion?13800:07:08,670 --> 00:07:14,250Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 13900:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,600What?14000:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,720Howard, raj and I justhad a team meeting.14100:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,560No, you didn'T.14200:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,480Yes, we did. I just came from there.14300:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,420Okay, I don't knowwhere you just came from,14400:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,830but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 14500:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,580Ergo, the team did not meet.14600:07:31,590 --> 00:07:37,400Okay, let me try it this way: I was ata coffee klatch with a couple of friends,14700:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,100and one thing led to another, andit turns out you're off the team.14800:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,920Why?14900:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,480Because you're takingall the fun out of it.15000:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,400I'm sorry, is the winner of the physicsbowl the team that has the most fun?15100:07:49,420 --> 00:07:54,780Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 15200:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,570I see.15300:07:58,580 --> 00:08:04,930Well, at this point I should informyou that I intend to form my own team15400:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,480and destroy the molecular bondsthat bind your very matter together15500:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,490and reduce the resultingparticulate chaos to tears.15600:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,790Thanks for the heads-up.15700:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,110You're welcome.15800:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,900- One more thing.- Yes?15900:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,030It's on, bitch.16000:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,040So who'd he get to be on his team?16100:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,200He won't say.16200:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,060He just smiles and eatsmacaroons out of his bat jar.16300:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,800He's using psychological warfare.16400:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,640We must reply in kind.16500:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,520I say we wait until helooks at us, then laugh like,16600:08:45,530 --> 00:08:49,950"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,"but we are also smart and strong,16700:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,430and we have a reasonablechance of defeating you."16800:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,210How exactly would that laugh go?16900:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,980that sounds more like,17000:09:02,990 --> 00:09:08,010"we are a tall, thin woman who wantsto make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 17100:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,350Guys, let's remember that sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.17200:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,160So?17300:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,040So nothing. Let's destroy him.17400:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,520 Gentlemen.17500:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,330 okay, we're going to need astrong fourth for our team.17600:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,310You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 17700:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,990She got a phd. Inneuroscience or something.17800:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,220Raj, we're not getting tv's blossomto join our physics bowl team.17900:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,860How about the girlfrom the wonder years?18000:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,490 Gentlemen, I believe I've foundthe solution to all our problems.18100:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,910We can't ask leslie winkle.18200:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,850 Why?18300:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,290Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 18400:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,910Yes.18500:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,340Sometimes you've got totake one for the team.18600:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,410Yeah, sack up, dude.18700:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,960Fine.18800:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,320Here I go, taking one for the team...18900:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,400in the sack.19000:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,070Hey, leslie.19100:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,120Hi, guys.19200:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,420So, leslie, I have a question foryou, and it might be a little awkward,19300:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,780you know, given that I...19400:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,240hit that thang. （=thing）19500:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,890Leonard, there's no reasonto feel uncomfortable just19600:10:38,900 --> 00:10:44,290because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.19700:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630There's not?19800:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,180Gee, 'cause it sure soundslike there should be.19900:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,270Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,20000:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,320your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 20100:10:59,330 --> 00:11:03,980Th's all very comforting, but if it'sokay, I'd like to get on to my question now.20200:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,090Proceed.20300:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,530We are entering the physics bowl,and we need a fourth for our team.20400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,480No, thanks. I'm really busy with mylike-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.20500:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,760Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.20600:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,930Sorry.20700:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,930Well, we tried.20800:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,450We'll just have to face sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano.20900:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,830Wait, you're going upagainst sheldon cooper?21000:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,670Yes.21100:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,810That arrogant, misogynistic,east texas doorknob21200:11:30,820 --> 00:11:36,540that told me I should abandon my work withhigh-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 21300:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,180She's in.21400:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,760so, how do you feel?21500:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,100Nice and loose? (严阵以待)Come toplay? (一鼓作气)Got your game face on?（士气如虹）21600:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,370- Are you ready?- Yeah.21700:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,260You know, you don't haveto stay for the whole thing.21800:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,750Oh, no, no. I want to.Sounds really interesting.21900:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,900 Gentlemen.22000:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,900- Sheldon.- Sheldon.22100:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,140 sheldon.22200:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,120I'm just gonna sit down.22300:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,100So, is that your team?22400:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,760 Actually, I don't need a team.22500:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,630I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.22600:12:26,650 --> 00:12:31,060So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 22700:12:31,070 --> 00:12:35,220and my spanish is not good--either her son or her butcher.22800:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,220And what about your team?22900:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,470What rat have you recruitedto the S.S.Sinking ship?23000:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,100 Leslie: Hello, sheldon.23100:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,470Leslie winkle.23200:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,100Yeah, leslie winkle.23300:12:48,110 --> 00:12:52,180The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 23400:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,350Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.23500:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,010So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 23600:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,450returns on its originaltrajectory and adheres to you.23700:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,490Okay, if everyone couldplease take your seats.23800:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360Here's your t-shirt.23900:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840Pms?月经前不快症状（Pre-Menstrual Syndrome）24000:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,110It's a couple days early...24100:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,740no. It stands for"perpetual motion squad."24200:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,870Oh, right, of course.What was I thinking?24300:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,590Good afternoon, everyone, andwelcome to this year's physics bowl!24400:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,920Today's preliminary matchfeatures two great teams.24500:13:45,930 --> 00:13:51,020Aa versus...pms.24600:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,950All night long, y'all!24700:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,630WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT24800:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,970Okay, well, let's jump right in.24900:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,880First question for ten points:25000:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,250"What is the iso-spin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?"派零介子的同重旋单重配合物是什么？25100:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,260pms?25200:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,080- The eta meson.埃塔介子- Corect.25300:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,440- Formal protest.- On what grounds?25400:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,480The velcro on my wrist(我袖口的维可牢-尼龙搭扣粘住我衣服了）brace caught on my shirt.25500:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,940Denied.25600:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,620All right, for ten points,25700:14:20,630 --> 00:14:26,220"what is the lightest element onearth with no stable isotope?" aa25800:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,440And of course, the answer is technetium.锝25900:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,520Terrific.next question:26000:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,280"What is the force between two unchargedplates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"由于量子真空波动造成两块无电荷板间产生的力是什么？26100:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,110Pms?26200:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,730Sheldon can suck on...the casimir effect.卡西米尔效应26300:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,510Correct.26400:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,710How does a quantum computer（量子电脑如何分解大数）factor large numbers? Pms?26500:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,930- Shor’s algorithm.肖式算法- Correct!26600:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,1904.1855 times ten to theseventh ergs per calorie.4.185乘以10的7次方尔格（功的单位）每卡路里26700:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440Prevost's theory of exchanges.普雷乌斯特交换定理26800:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,830Lambda equals one over pi r squared N.兰马达（入）等于派 R平方分之一26900:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840760 degrees celsius...27000:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,590the approximate temperature ofthe young lady in the front row.27100:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,250Mr. Wolowitz, this isyour second warning.27200:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,300A sigma particle.（西格玛粒子）27300:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 27400:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 Host: Correct.27500:15:27,220 --> 00:15:31,760 Ladies and gentlemen, I holdin my hand the final question.27600:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,090The score now stands:27700:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,640Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.27800:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,110So, for 100 points and the match, 27900:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,770 please turn your attentionto the formula on the screens.28000:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,750 Solve the equation.28100:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,930Holy crap.28200:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,020 What the hell is that?28300:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,790 Looks like something theyfound on the ship at roswell.28400:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,910 Come on. Think. Leslie?28500:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,640 Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 28600:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,690You are never gonnalet that go, are you?28700:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,390Ten seconds.28800:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,850 Pms?28900:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,620 Sorry, I panicked.29000:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,990Then guess.29100:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,260 eight.....29200:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,730.429300:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,160I'm sorry, that's incorrect.29400:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,520Aa, if you can answercorrectly, the match is yours.29500:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,140He doesn't have it.29600:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,840He's got squat.29700:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,770Aa, I need your answer.29800:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,350The answer is minus eight pi alpha.29900:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,450Hang on. Hang on a second.That's not our answer.30000:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,460What are you doing?30100:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,340Answering question.Winning physics bowl.30200:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,210How do you know anything about physics?30300:17:08,220 --> 00:17:13,410Here I am janitor. In formersoviet union, I am physicist.30400:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,010Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears.30500:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,470Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 306I answer the questions.30700:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270You didn't answer question.30800:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,670Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 30900:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,850but on this physics bowlteam, I rule with an iron fist.31000:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,670Aa, I need your official answer.31100:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840- Well, it's not what he said.- Then what is it?31200:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,010- I want a different question.- You can't have a different question. 31300:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,350- Formal protest.- Denied.31400:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,470- Informal protest.- Denied.31500:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,880I need your official answer.31600:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,650No. I decline to provide one.317Well, that's too bad because theanswer your teammate gave was correct.31800:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,590That's your opinion.31900:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,380- All right, the winner of the match is...- hang on.32000:18:03,390 --> 00:18:08,090Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important32100:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,990that you would rather lose byyourself than win as part of a team?32200:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,150I don't understand the question.32300:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,590Go ahead.32400:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,180The winner is pms.32500:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720* We are the champions, my friends *32600:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,910* and we'll keep onfighting till the end *32700:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,590* we are the champions *32800:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,470。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E16)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Leonard：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：Well, I love birthdays.
我喜欢过生日。
Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast,
在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，
wearingthe birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
我进门后听到很多人低声耳语，
and I could smell German chocolate cake,
我还闻到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，
whichis my favorite.
正是我最喜欢的那种。
-Penny：And?
然后?
-Leonard：It turns out my grandfather had died.
戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏...
-Penny：Yeah, see? That's what kids should have.
对了，瞧吧?孩子就该这么过生日。
-Howard：Actually, that was last year.
其实那是我去年的生日。
-Penny：So you really never had a birthday party?
我见到了所有的表亲还有蛋糕...
-Penny：That's thesadestthing I've ever heard.
这是我听到过最悲惨的事了。
-Howard：You think?
你这么认为么?
Goahead,tell her about your senior prom.
整理版 生活大爆炸 the big bang theory s1e3
第一季3集: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary-Howard：All right, just a few more feet. And...非常好，再前进几步...here we are, gentlemen, the gates of Elzebob. 准备好，先生们，Elzebob大门到了。
gentlemen: n. （gentleman的复数形式）绅士,先生gate：门-Sheldon：Good lord. 上帝啊。
lord:上帝-Leonard：Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about. 别慌，坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻。
panic：恐慌last：a. 最后的,末尾的,最近的,晚了，迟到了;v. 持续,支持,维持ad. 最后,后来-Howard：Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of Asaroth. 待着别动，一群装备武器的地妖精，正在门的另一边，守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃。
frosty：冷淡的 a horde of：一群armed：武装的goblin：恶魔，小妖精guard：保护，监护sword：剑-Leonard：Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands. 战士们，拔出你们的武器，法师们，举起你们的魔杖。
warriors：武士，战士unsheathe；抽出鞘，拔出weapons：武器magic：魔术的wielders：行使者raise：举起wands：棍，棒-Sheldon：Lock and load. 准备好了。
【Lock and load 这是一句常用的美国口语，荷枪实弹，准备好的意思】-Howard：Raj, blow the gates. Raj，推开大门。
《生活大爆炸第十一季TheBigBangTheory（2017）》第13-16集..
目录第13集 (2)第14集 (13)第15集 (23)第16集 (35)第13集Hey! Look what I got everybody. E013看看我给大家带什么来了Newspapers? 报纸吗Did you find a portal back to the 1990s? 你是找到回90年代的传送门了吗No. If he had that, he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC 不是如果他有这能耐早就回去阻止from breaking up. 超级男孩的解散了Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up. 拜托我很庆幸他们解散了Otherwise, Justin would never have brought sexy back. 不然成员贾斯丁就不会让"性感回归[作品]"了One thing you can't get on an iPad, 有一种平板电脑没有的东西the smell of ink and paper. 墨水和纸张的味道One more reason iPads are better. 又多了一个平板电脑更好的理由They reviewed my planetarium show. 他们评论了我的天文台节目Y eah. It's on page three of the Arts and Leisure section. 就在艺术与休闲版的第三页Oh, look, they still have Far Side. 看居然还有刊登知名讽刺漫画《远端》Oh, I don't get that one. 这个笑话我没懂Oh, he's pushing when he should be pulling. 他应该是要拉而不是推I don't think he belongs in that gifted school, then. 那我觉得他不应该去上那家天才学校- What are you doing? - Making a boat. -你在干嘛-折纸船When I was a kid, my dad showed me how. 我小时候我爸教我折的Boy, you'll do anything to avoid reading.天啊为了逃避阅读你真是花样百出Guys, it's under "Things to do this weekend." 各位是在"周末可做的活动"栏位里I can't find it. What does it say? 我找不到啊写了什么That it's a thing to do this weekend. 说值得周末去看一下That's great, Raj. Congratulations. 很棒啊拉杰恭喜你啊Y ou know, while we're bragging, 趁着在互相显摆The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine 《假体医学期刊》报道了我跟霍华德一起合作的项目呢just wrote up the project that Howard and I areworking on.Well, you didn't tell me that. 你没跟我说过啊Oh, it just came out. It's just a little blurb. 才刚出啦就一小段而已Oh, well, good for you. 恭喜你啊Y ou know, Bert and I have started isolating zircons 我跟伯特也开始了从陨石中from meteorites for our dark matter search. 孤立出皓石来进行暗物质的研究Oh. Well, how nice. 很棒啊Everyone's doing impressive work. 大家最近的工作都好棒棒啊What have you been working on these days? 那你最近都在做些什么研究呢Whoa, whoa. Where'd that come from? 哎哟喂这一枪是从哪打来的Where did what come from? 什么枪是哪里打来I try to be supportive, 我尽量地支持大家and you break out the hot lights and the rubber hose. 你却直接对我严刑逼供I just asked what you've been working on. 我只是问了你最近在研究什么Oh, my God, let it go. 要命了别问了好吗Do you believe this guy? 你看这人I did it! 我成功啦See? It's a... it's a boat. 看到没是一艘船It's also a hat. 还是一顶帽子呢Okay, how do you want to play this? 来吧你想怎么来Do you want to pretend like nothing's bothering you 是假装你没有任何烦心事and blow up later, or do you just want to be 然后之后突然爆发还是你干脆一点a maniac right now? 现在就开始发疯Nothing is bothering me. 我没有烦心事啊Fine. Be that way. 行那就这么着If you want to talk, I'll be flushing my sinuses. 但如果你想聊我就在旁边洗鼻子Wait. 等等I have a confession. 我有件事想坦白When I berated Leonard, 当我怒斥莱纳德时it was a clever ruse to conceal the fact 其实那是我巧妙地掩盖that I'm not working on anything. 我最近屁事儿都没干的烟幕弹Well, I think I speak for everyone 我觉得我的话能代表大家的心声when I say, "No!" 那就是"真的假的"The truth is I have nothing of interest to pursue. 其实我最近没有任何感兴趣的项目Well, maybe this is the perfect opportunity 或许现在是个很棒的机会to take some time for yourself and refocus. 来沉淀自己重新找到方向I'm sure you'll find something you're excited about. 我相信你一定能找到你感兴趣的研究方向Thank you, Amy. 谢谢你艾米I don't know what I'd do without you. 没有你我真不知道该怎么办Hey, can I stay here? Sheldon kicked me out. 我能待在这里吗谢尔顿把我踢出来了Well, is everything okay? 没事吧Y eah. He just wants some alone time to work. 没事啦他只是想独处做些工作Fine. Make yourself at home. 那好当自己家吧Y eah. We were just about to watch a little TV. 对啊我们正打算看点电视节目Y ou're welcome to join us. 欢迎你跟我们一起看啊Thanks. I'll be right with you. 谢谢我马上过来看I just have to, uh, do my neti pot. 等我先洗一下鼻子就行So what are you guys gonna watch? 你们打算看什么呢Okay. 好了你觉得我们开场应该用哪首歌Hey, uh, what do you think we should open our showwith?Uh, "Thor and Doctor Jones" "雷神索尔与博士琼斯"or "Let's Get Astrophysical"? 还是"更太空物理[亲密]点吧"I don't know. I think we should start with something 不知道了我觉得开场应该用that gets them up on their feet. 会让他们站起来的热血歌曲Maybe "Sherlock Around the Clock." 或许"马不停蹄夏洛克"吧Great, yeah. Uh, let's give it a try. 不错有道理来试试Halley's napping! Keep it down! 哈雷在午睡小声点Oh. Right. Sorry. 好对不起It's cool. We don't need volume to rock. 没事我们摇滚不靠大声Instead of blowing the roof off this place, 不用把屋顶嗨到掀飞we can gently lift it off 我们就温柔地举起屋顶and set it quietly down in the backyard. 再轻轻将它放到后院Okay. 好One, two, three, four. 一二三四♪Holmes said to Watson ♪♪福尔摩斯对华生说话♪♪On Baker Street ♪♪在他们贝克街♪♪Come on, Doctor ♪♪出发吧医生♪♪Time to move them feet ♪♪是时候该出发了♪Sing it with us. 跟我们一起唱♪Sherlock, Sherlock ♪♪夏洛克夏洛克♪♪Sherlock around the clock ♪♪马不停蹄夏洛克♪We can't hear you. 再唱大声点♪Sherlock, Sherlock ♪♪夏洛克夏洛克♪♪Sherlock around the clock ♪♪马不停蹄夏洛克♪Nice going. 干得漂亮啊Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her. 对不起抱歉我去哄她One sec. 稍等Y ou bought diapers, right? 你买尿布了对吧Be right back. 马上回来Rock and roll! 摇滚万岁Okay. Scratch paper, check. 好的草稿纸有了Whiteboard, check. 白板有了Chex Mix, check. 综合零嘴有了And here we go. 正式开始Oh, dang it. 靠Hello, Mother. 你好啊妈妈Hi there, Shelly. Y ou will never believe 你好啊谢利你绝对想不到who I ran into at the barbecue festival. 烧烤节上我遇见谁了I am right in the middle of some very important work. 我正忙着很重要的工作呢I don't have time for this right now. 我现在没空聊这些有的没的Then why did you answer the phone? 那你为什么接我电话Because you raised me to be polite.因为你教育我做人要有礼貌Now stop bothering me. 不要再干扰我了Hello again. 再次问好Who did you see at the barbecue festival? 你在烧烤节上遇到谁了Mr. Watkins. 沃特金斯先生Really? 不是吧Y ou called me and interrupted my work to tell me 你在我工作到一半的时候打电话干扰我that you ran into somebody you could plausibly run into? 就为了这个你本来就有可能遇到的人吗I'm sorry, Mother, I really need to focus here. 对不起妈我真的得专心工作了I will speak to you next week. 我下周再跟您联系Okay, sweetheart. I'll talk to you then. 好亲爱的我们下周聊I thought Mr. Watkins moved to Florida.沃特金斯先生不是搬去佛罗里达了吗He did. He was back visiting his son. 是啊他回来看他儿子Oh, gosh darn it, that is interesting. 要亲命了还真是有趣Was it Tommy or Joe? 是看汤米还是看乔I bet it was Joe, 'cause he and Tommy had a falling out 应该是看乔吧他跟汤米因为over that time-share. 分时度假的事闹了不愉快Y ou guys do anything fun after dinner? 你们昨天晚餐后有做什么好玩的事吗Well, actually Amy came back over and we hung out. 艾米后来又回我家我们一起玩了Did you know that we're both spelling bee champs? 你知道我们都曾是拼字比赛冠军吗We stayed up for hours trying to stump each other. 我们熬了好几个小时试图打败对方Who won? 谁赢了Oh, she thought she had me with "Appoggiatura," 她以为她能用花音[装饰音的一种]打败我but I shut that down expeditiously.但我以迅雷不及掩耳之势灭了她E-x-p-e-d-i-t-i-o-u-s-l-y. 卂辶雨田不及扌奄耳之执力Expeditiously. 迅雷不及掩耳之势I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes. 我猜你"威猛"的样子让佩妮宽衣解带Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early. 再换上睡衣早早睡觉去了吧At, like, 9:00. 对啊九点就去睡了Oh, are we still on for band practice this evening? 我们今晚还练团吗Oh, shoot. 我靠I promised I would take Halley over to Bernadette'sparents.我答应了带哈雷去我岳父岳母家- Dude, the gig is, like, next weekend. - I know. -兄弟表演就在这周末呢-我知道I'm sorry. I really want to do this, 对不起我真的很想好好演出but I just don't think I have the time. 但我好像真的没有时间Okay. I-I guess I'll have to cancel. 好吧那我可能只能取消演出了Toby Greenbaum will have to become a man without us. 托比·格林鲍姆不能在我们的加持下长大了Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs. 太可惜了你们可是成年礼之王啊And other events that people can't leave. 在其他观众不能随便走的活动也是一霸I don't want to be the one who breaks up the band. 我不想成为拆散乐队的人Y ou know, maybe you should... 但或许你应该...think about replacing me. 想想找谁来代替我- Okay. - I mean, -好啊-我意思是I know it'll be hard since we... 我知道这很难因为我们...Oh, I bet Bert could do it. He plays guitar.我觉得伯特能行他会弹吉他I'm gonna go ask him. 我去问问他I guess he forgot that I play the cello.我猜他忘了我会拉大提琴I-I don't think he did. 我觉得他并没有忘Okay, I think it's ready. 好了我觉得已经准备就绪Should we put on safety goggles? 我们要戴护目镜吗Well, the funnest fun is the safest fun, so yes. 最安全的乐子就是最有趣的乐子当然戴Oh, Amy, you're here... again. 艾米你又... 返场啦Y eah, Sheldon said he needed another night to work, 谢尔顿说他需要再多一晚独处工作so I said I'd give him some space. 所以我就说那我给他空间So what's all this? 这是在干嘛Well, Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects, 我跟艾米在聊以前做过的科学展览报告and how fun it would be to recreate them. 然后就想到重新做一次会多有意思We're making hot ice. 我们要做热冰It's pretty cool. 很酷[冷]Nice one. 好哏Turns out we both did this 我们发现我们两人as our science fair projects in ninth grade. 都为九年级的科学展览报告做了这个Do you remember any of your high school projects? 你还记得你高中时期做过什么吗Uh, well, I remember telling Jenny Runyon 我还记得跟珍妮·鲁尼恩说that I would teach her how to flirt with boys 我愿意教她怎么勾引男生if she put my name on her project. 只要她在科学报告上写我名字就行I got an "A," She got pregnant. 我喜获了"A" 她喜获麟儿Girls like you are why I had to come straight homeafter school.你这样的女孩害我放学得立刻回家Check this out. 看好了Look at that. 我看看Wow, that's amazing. 这好厉害啊The crystallization is an exothermic process, 它的结晶是一种放热过程so the ice is actually hot. 所以这个冰是热的- I won first place for this. - So did I. -这作品让我得了第一-我也是I threw Jenny's baby shower. 我为珍妮举办了迎婴派对Oh, hey, in seventh grade, 七年级的时候I built a cobra wave. Y ou want to do that? 我做了眼镜蛇波你想来做这个吗Oh, we can come up with a wave speed formula, 我们可以想出波速公式and see how accurately we can predict the amplitude. 看看我们能多精准地预测它的振幅Wow, I didn't think anything could top 哇我还以为昨晚的last night's spelling bee, but here comes math. 拼字大赛已经登峰造极但数学更高一筹啊I'm sorry, we-we don't have to do more experiments. 抱歉我们可以不继续做实验Let's do something we can all enjoy. 来做点我们大家都喜欢做的事吧Hey, uh, you want to watch that show you like 你想来看你喜欢的那个节目where people want to buy a house and then they do? 就是有人想买房子然后就去买了的节目吗No, no, you guys do your experiments. 不不不你们做实验吧I'll go pick up dinner. 我去带晚饭回来Are you sure? 你确定吗Y eah, you're having science fun, 对啊你们在享受科学and I don't want to interfere, or watch you. 我不想打扰你们也不想看Did I actually do it? 我真的算出来了吗I did. I did. 真的耶真的The answer is one in 18 million.答案是1800万分之一What is? 什么东西是The odds of you running into Mr. Watkins. 你遇见沃特金斯先生的几率啊Oh, Shelly. I have bad news. 谢利我有个坏消息Mr. Watkins passed this morning. 沃特金斯先生今早去世了Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. 我很遗憾I know. What are the odds of that? 是啊得什么几率才碰到这种事啊Call you back. 晚点打给你Now let's calculate the amplitude!现在我们来计算振幅吧All right! 好哒Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon? 谢尔顿谢尔顿谢尔顿It's annoying when you do it. 你学我这么敲时很烦人I brought pizza. 我给你带了披萨Oh, thank you. 谢谢I have been working pretty hard. 我一直在埋头苦干I-I could use a break. 也该休息一下了What's that? 那是什么Oh, yeah, that is an experiment 那个啊是一个实验to see how many parallelograms I could draw 看看我憋着气不呼吸时while holding my breath. 能画几个平行四边形Is that where you blacked out? 你是在那个地方昏过去的吗No, actually, 不其实that's where I blacked out. 那里才是我真正昏过去的地方And this? 这个呢That is a list 这是一张清单of all the different types of natural disasters. 上面列出了全部不同类型的自然灾害"Fire-quake"? "火震"I made that one up. 那个是我瞎编的Which I shouldn't have, because now I'm scared of it. 其实我不该这么做现在我害怕它真会发生Hey, I thought you were working on actual science. 我还以为你研究的是真正的科学呢I am. 是啊I'm trying to come up with a new approach to darkmatter,我试图想出研究暗物质的新思路but people keep distracting me. 但总有人让我分心First, my mother kept answering the phone when Icalled,首先是我妈我一打电话她就接even though she knew I was busy. 即便她知道我忙得不行And now you show up with my favorite shape of food-- 而现在你又带着我最喜欢的形状食物出现a circle made of triangles served in a square box. 由三角形组成的圆形被装进正方形的盒子里Maybe I'll just eat this in the laundry room. 要不我还是去洗衣房吃算了No, no. Wait. 别别等等Y ou don't have to go, 你不用走as long as you sit quietly and don't say anything. 你只要乖乖坐好别出声就行Fine. 好吧Good. 好吃Are you mocking me? 你是在模仿嘲讽我吗Hey, you want to hear one of my geology songs? 你想不想听我其中一首地质学歌So it's about rocks? 是关于岩石的吗Better. It's about a boulder. 比这厉害多了是关于巨石的Isn't that the same thing? 本质不都是石头吗Far from it. 远非如此A boulder has a diameter greater than 25.6 centimeters. 巨石的直径通常大于25.6厘米Is that fact in the song? 这知识也在那歌里吗No. 没有Y es. 有啦It's sung from the viewpoint of the boulder 歌词唱的是追赶that chases Indiana Jones. 印第安纳·琼斯的那块巨石{\an8\fn微软雅黑\fs18\b1\bord1\shad1\3c&H2F2F2F&}《夺宝奇兵1》中曾出现主角被巨石穷追不舍的经典桥段That's right up our alley. Let's hear it. 那正好符合我们的风格唱来听听吧♪Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru ♪♪秘鲁深处独守古庙♪♪A giant stone ball with nothing much to do ♪♪巨石如我无事可做♪♪But if you steal my idol ♪♪谁敢偷我神像♪♪I will roll right over you ♪♪直接把你压扁♪♪'Cause I'm six tons of granite and micaceous schist ♪♪因为我是六吨重的花岗岩和云母片岩♪♪Y eah, I'm six tons of granite and ♪♪没错六吨重的花岗岩♪♪Micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪♪Y eah, I'm six tons of granite and, uh, micaceous schist ♪♪因为我是六吨重的花岗岩和云母片岩♪♪Y eah, I'm six tons of granite ♪♪没错六吨重的花岗岩♪♪And, uh, micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪So, I think if we want to predict the height of the wave, 我觉得如果想预测起伏的高度we need to use elasticity theory 我们需要用到弹性理论and model the lattice 还要将格架作为as one continuous flexible piece. 一个连续柔性块的模型This is fun. 这真有意思Playing with Popsicle sticks, 一边玩冰棒棍exploring ways to store kinetic energy. 一边探索存储动能的方式It's like preschool all over again. 仿佛又回到了幼儿园Except now if I eat paste, it's because I want to, 除了现在如果我要吃浆糊是因为我想吃not because Craig Schultz is making me. 而不是因为克雷格·舒尔茨逼我Hey, can I ask you a question? 我能问你个问题吗Is it, "Where was the teacher?" 是要问"当时老师在哪儿"吗She was in the bathroom smoking, that's where. 她在洗手间抽烟呢就是那儿It wasn't, but I'm glad to see you've moved on. 不是啦不过我很高兴你走出阴霾了I was gonna ask if being married felt any different. 我本来是要问结婚不结婚有什么不一样Oh. Uh... not really. 好像...没什么不一样Sorry. That probably wasn't the answer you werelooking for.抱歉这可能不是你想听到的答案No, actually it is. 不恰恰就是I mean, Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now, 我的意思是我和谢尔顿现在的感情非常好and I just, I don't want anything to mess that up. 我不想让任何事情破坏它Y ou do remember you're here 你没忘记你之所以在这儿because he kicked you out of your apartment? 是因为他把你从你们家踢出来吧Y es. 没忘啊His work is important to him. 他的工作对他很重要It's one of the things I find 这正是我觉得他the sexiest about him. 性感的地方之一Well, that and... 这个还有......his butt. 他的小翘臀And then I was thinking about 那时我在考虑要不要inventing a new dark matter particle 创造一种新的暗物质粒子to evade the omega baryon constraints, 避开Ω粒子约束but that just seems like something anyone could come up with. 但那没难度感觉随便一个人都能想出来Agreed. 同意Y ou know what's blowing my mind? 你知道什么让我惊讶吗Somebody thought about putting cheese in this crust. 居然有人想出把芝士塞进披萨边里I just wish I could find something that excites me. 我就是希望我能找到能引起我兴趣的事物Y ou do understand that crust doesn't normally 你能理解通常披萨边里面come with cheese in it? 是不会有芝士的吧Okay, all right, look.好吧好吧听着What got you excited about dark matter in the firstplace?暗物质一开始是哪点吸引了你的兴趣Well, I left string theory, 当时我放弃了弦理论which I'd been working on for a long time, 那个方向其实我已经研究了很长时间了and everyone was talking about how cool dark matterwas,人人都在谈论暗物质有多酷and I thought, "Well, sure, I'll give that a whirl" 于是我就想"行吧我来试试"So it's your rebound science? 所以它是你的备胎科学What's that? 什么意思Well, not the science you spend the rest of your life with, 意思就是暗物质不是你想共度余生的科学but the one you use to make yourself feel pretty again. 只是能让你重新自我感觉良好Well, if I'm being honest, 如果要我老实说I never forgot about string theory. 我这辈子都忘不了弦理论It's remarkable. 它太出色了It's the closest we've come to a theory of everything, 它是目前我们最接近能解释一切的一种理论something even Einstein couldn't figure out. 甚至连爱因斯坦都想不明白Well, if he couldn't figure it out, maybe it's just wrong. 如果他都想不明白或许其本身就是错的But it's so elegant. 但它那么优雅I mean, look, string theory posits 我是说听着弦理论假定that the fundamental particles we see in threedimensions我们在三维空间看见的基本粒子are actually strings embedded in multidimensionalspace-time.其实是嵌在多维时空的弦Interesting. 有意思So that would mean... 所以那就是说...that... 那个...Can't do this by myself, buddy. 该配合我的演出你视而不见What is happening? 你在搞什么鬼I was trying not to wake you. 我试着尽量不吵醒你Did it work? 成功了吗Sorry. 抱歉I just realized, 我刚意识到now that I'm not in the band, 现在我不组乐队了I can focus on my own music. 我可以专注搞我自己的音乐了Y ou know? Go solo. 就是单飞啊Y ou said you were taking a break from the band 你说你是暂别乐队to help with me and the baby. 好照顾我和宝宝Y es, and write an astronaut musical. 对啊还有写一出宇航员音乐剧Picture this. The curtain opens. 想象一下幕布拉开There's a lone astronaut floating 一位宇航员独自飘浮在in the inky blackness of space. 漆黑的太空Maybe wires, maybe fog. 或许有各种线或许有雾I'll let the director figure that out. 这交给导演去想吧♪I really don't know when ♪♪真不知道何时♪♪I'll run out of oxy... gen. ♪♪我会缺氧而...死♪Good news! I'm back in the band! 好消息我重回乐队了So, Bernadette doesn't mind? 伯纳黛特不介意了吗It was her idea! 是她提议让我回来的So it's sort of like a guitar string, 所以这有点像吉他弦but instead of making an actual sound, 但它不会发出真正的声音each vibration is a different particle. 每一次振动是一种不同的粒子Precisely. And when you express it in 11 dimensions, 完全正确当你在11维空间弹时Einstein's relativity equations pop out. 爱因斯坦的相对论方程会出现Does that sound like a coincidence? 那听起来像是巧合吗- It does not. - Y up. -不像-对That's what I think. 我就是这么想的So, so, did we do it? Did we just solve string theory? 所以我们成功了吗我们刚是解出了弦理论吗I appreciate your enthusiasm, 我不想打击你的热情but this is not the sort of thing 但这可不是我们we can figure out in a night. 一晚上就能想明白的事情People have been stuck on this for decades. 人们研究了好几十年都没有突破呢Well, decades? Really? 几十年太扯了吧It's-it's a string. How hard can it be? 不就是一根弦吗能有多难啊It's straight, it's in a loop, 它是直的循环的it gets knotted up with other strings. Uh... 跟其他弦打结系在一起Well, actually there are no knots 其实超过四维后in anything greater than four dimensions. 任何事物不可能存在结点Ooh, unless 除非...we get around that by considering them as sheets. 我们绕过这一点把结点看成片状Y ou know, topologically speaking, 拓扑地来说that has a lot of interesting possibilities. 那就有很多有趣的可能性了See? How long did that take me, like a minute? 瞧我花了多长时间有一分钟吗Thought you were getting us dinner. 我以为你去给我们带饭了呢Sorry. I had to stop at Sheldon's 抱歉我得去谢尔顿家and help him solve string theory. 帮他解决弦理论What? 什么Y eah, turns out the answer's knots. 是啊结果发现答案是结点That's cute, but you can't have knots 想法挺可爱但超过四维后in more than four dimensions. 不可能存在结点Mm, you can if you consider them sheets. 如果你将其看成片状就存在啊Good night. 晚安啦What up, my Hebrews and She-brews?! 各位好我的希伯来弟和希伯来妹We are Footprints on the Moon. 我们是月球足迹乐队Toby, today you are a man, 托比今天你成年了and you will face many obstacles in life. 今后你会在生活中面临很多障碍有一些障碍会让你觉得犹如巨石And some of those obstacles are gonna feel likeboulders.This first song is about the greatest boulder 第一首歌是关于电影史上in the history of cinema. 最伟大的巨石One, two, three. 一二三♪Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru ♪♪秘鲁深处独守古庙♪♪A giant stone ball with nothing much to do ♪♪巨石如我无事可做♪♪But if you steal my idol ♪♪谁敢偷我神像♪♪I will roll right over you ♪♪直接把你压扁♪♪'Cause I'm six tons of granite ♪♪因为我是六吨重的花岗岩♪♪And micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪♪Y eah, I'm six tons of granite and ♪♪没错六吨重的花岗岩♪♪Micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪♪I'm gonna crush you, I'm gonna mush you ♪♪我要压碎你我要碾扁你♪♪Y ou took my idol, I'm homicidal ♪♪你偷我神像你尸体已凉♪♪Gonna roll over you till your brains come out ♪♪我要把你碾得肝脑涂地♪♪压得你骨头粉碎血肉横飞♪♪And your bones will crunch and your blood willspout! ♪I'm not just a rock, baby, 我不仅仅是块石头宝贝I'm also a boulder. 我还是块巨石♪'Cause I'm six tons of granite ♪♪因为我是六吨重的花岗岩♪♪Micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪♪Y eah, I'm six tons of granite and ♪♪没错六吨重的花岗岩♪♪Micaceous schist ♪♪和云母片岩♪第14集Space is the mirror of the soul. E014宇宙是灵魂的镜子Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within? 我们是瞭望远方还是照进内心呢I'm looking at my shoes. 我是看向鞋子This is making me a little motion sick. 我都看得有点晕乎了When we gaze out at the immensities of space, 当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙we understand them because there are immensities 我们能了解到这是因为我们的内心within us as well. 也是无限大I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士and thank you for taking a walk with me... 感谢各位与我一起through the stars. 漫步群星之中That pause gets longer every show. 他收尾的停顿一次比一次长I believe... 我觉得...you're right. 你说得没错Hey. 你好Can I get a picture with you? 我能跟你合照一张吗Absolutely. 没问题And if you post it on social media,如果你要发到社交平台I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet." 我建议你加个话题#库萨诗里# Thank you. The show was great. 谢谢你节目很棒Well, I can't take all the credit. 这不全是我一个人的功劳I have pretty good co-stars. 我有一群很棒的明星配角The stars. 一群明"星"Do you say that to everyone? 你对每个人都说这套词吗Only to beautiful women. 只对美女And okay women. 还有还行的女孩说Okay. 行吧Uh, just to clarify: you're the first kind. 我澄清一下你是前一类人Okay. 行吧Thanks for coming. 谢谢你们来What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show? 两位帅哥对今晚的节目有何评价Uh, you can turn it off now. 你可以收功了It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can. 谢谢夸奖但我的魅力能放不能收Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath. 看看这张哈雷在泡澡的超萌照片A w, that's great. 拍得很赞啊Want me to send it to you? 要我发给你吗No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime. 别了在你手机是可爱在我手机上是犯罪I also have a pretty cute picture to share. 我也有一张很萌的照片分享What is that? 那是什么An equation. 一个方程式Isn't it perfect? 它是不是太完美了Sometimes I just stare at it, 有时候我就这么盯着它看and I think "I can't believe that came out of me." 心想"真想不到它是我想出来的" Well, since we're sharing pictures, 既然我们要分享照片I have one to contribute. 我也可以贡献一张Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub. 拜托别是你跟你狗一起泡澡的照片It's not. 并不是But don't swipe. 但别滑去看别张照片What are we looking at here? 这是什么Well, that's me and a beautiful woman 是我跟一个美女的合照and my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning. 而从我的手表可以看出是半夜两点半拍的So, state's exhibit "A"? 所以... 证物"A"吗No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago, 不是啦我前几天跟她在天文台认识的and she invited me out for a drink. 她后来邀请我出去喝一杯Oh, good for you. H-Hey, 那恭喜你啊w-what's the Hindi word for "Dog"? 印地语的"狗"怎么说- Kutta. - Y ou kutta. -库塔-你这只贱库塔Bow-bow. 咆咆That's Hindi for woof-woof. 这是印地语的汪汪I am seeing her again tonight. 我今晚跟她又有约Y ou know, I also have a date tonight. 我今晚也有约呢But don't worry, it's not another woman. 但别担心不是跟别的女人It's string theory. 是跟弦理论有约Bow-bow. 咆咆Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not. 抱歉但人家才是色库塔你不算- Hi. - ?Hello. -回来了-回来啦What you doing? 你在干嘛Oh, taking another picture with my baby. 跟我的宝宝合照Look how big he got. 你看它长多大了It's fun to see you this excited. 看到你这么兴奋挺有意思的A w, thank you, that's so... 谢谢啦你人...- Don't sit there! ?- What, what? -不许坐这里-啥怎么了I, uh-- sorry. 抱歉啦I-It's part of my organization system. 这是我组织系统的一部分That's-that's where those papers go. 那里是我放论文的地方Okay. Um, how about if I just... 好吧那不如我...slide this notebook... 把这笔记本推过去...Y ou know what, it's fine. 行吧没关系I'll just be in the bedroom. 我去卧室里待着No, no. Uh, this is your apartment, too. 不用别这里也是你的公寓。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E01)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
一个重200磅有皮肤病的变装癖?
Yes, she is.
是的，没错。
-Penny: Oh, hi.
噢，嗨。
-Leonard: hi.
嗨。
-Sheldon: hi.
嗨。
如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道，她会怎么想？
-Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
我肯定她还是会爱他的。
-Sheldon: I wouldn't.
我不会。
-Leonard: Well, what do you want to do?
所以他们才送你去上了寄宿学校？
-Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
不是，是我研究激光之后才送我去的。
-Leonard: New neighbor?
新邻居?
-Sheldon: Evidently.
显然是的。
-Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
你还在为精子库的事生气吗？
-Leonard: No.
没。
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
你想听有关楼梯好玩的事吗？
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16)字幕中英文对照打印版
他们一看到我来就喊"啊不吃花生的男孩!"。
-Sheldon：Hello,Penny.Leonardjust left.
你好Penny，Leonard刚出去。
-Penny：I know. I want to talk to you.
我喜欢过生日。
Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast,
在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，
wearingthe birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏...
Leonard非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派对。
-Howard：Did someone say..."party"?
有人提到... "派对"?
-Penny：He just doesn't know he wants one 'cause he's never had one.
他只是不知道他想要，因为从来没人为他举办过。
Leonard成长为一名实验物理学家。
Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas,
如果他母亲取消了他的圣诞节，
he'dbe a little better at it.
他可能还会做得更好。
-Leonard：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：Well, I love birthdays.
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E13)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Leonard：What'd you spill on it
你往上面倒什么了
-Penny：Nothing.
没什么。
Diet Coke.
健怡可乐，
And yogurt.
还有酸奶，
And a little nail polish.
还有一点点指甲油。
-Leonard：I'll take a look at it.
-Penny：Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
下午好，欢迎参加今天的物理竞赛热身赛。
I'mPenny, and I'll be your host.
我是Penny你们的主持人。
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon,
whatartificialsatellitehasseenglimpseseinstein?spredictedframedragging哪一颗人造卫星见证了爱因斯坦预言的引力框架拖曳理论致密天体例如黑洞与中子星它们的自转能吸引附近的空间与时间围绕它们一同转sheldon
-Howard：New more detailsabout the new Star Trek film.
这儿有关于新一部星舰迷航电影的消息。
There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
将会有一幕拍摄Spock出生的情景。(“星舰迷航”主人公之一是Vulcan族)
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through the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.
以及它对口感的影响。
-Leonard：Sounds yummy.
听起来真开胃。
I look forward to your work with bacon.
可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。
-Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches
怎样，科学怪人们
May I introduce my special lady friend Summer
这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer。
-Woman：Howard, I told you touching is extra.
"每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完" (就是厕所读物)
Mahalo.
Mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)。
-Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch.
Mahalo是不错的修饰。
-Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language
这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人会称之为巧合的事件之一了。
-Penny：I'm sorry
你说什么
-Sheldon: I need eggs.
我要蛋。
Four dozen should suffice.
4打就够了。
-Penny：Four dozen
4打
-Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.
Howard我说了碰我要加钱的。
-Howard：Right. Sorry.
好，抱歉。
-Leonard：Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
我们的新老板来了，礼貌点。
-boss：Hi, fellas.
大家好。
Eric Gablehauser.
我是Eric Gablehauser。
您真幸运，学校雇用了您，
despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years,
尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究，
"and instead have written a series of popular books "
今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃
-Sheldon: This isn't breakfast, it's an experiment.
这不是早餐，这是试验。
-Leonard：'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.
但看起来很像早餐。
-Sheldon: I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules
嗨，我正要去超市。
Do you guys need anything
你们要带什么吗
-Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
-Leonard：Sounds like a breakthrough.
听起来像是个大突破。
Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover
要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗
-Sheldon: It's time travel,Leonard; I will have already done that.
-Howard：HowardWolowitz.
我是HowardWolowitz。
-boss：Howard, nice to meet you. And you are
Howard，见到你很高兴。你是
-Sheldon: An actual real scientist.
一个真正的科学家。
How was that
什么
-Sheldon: Nothing.
什么也没有。
-Leonard：Well, then we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new department head,
那我们躲开他，我们会见到新的系主任。
congratulate him, shake his hand and go.
thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.
省得要自己发明它。
-Leonard：Interesting.
有趣。
-Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
是啊，让我减压不少。
-Sheldon: Not just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-Leonard：And we all thank you.
我们都感激你。
-Sheldon: Use new eggs.
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
-Penny：hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
暂时先不说那个。
Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,
我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器，
I would just go into the past and give it to myself,
我会回到过去把它送给自己，
恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。
-Sheldon: How's this
这样如何
Pleased to meet you,Dr. Gablehauser.
见到你很高兴，Gablehauser博士。
"How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you,"
你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗
-Leonard：Interesting. You should lead with that.
有趣，你就这么做开场白吧。
-Raj：Oh, god, look at this buffet.
瞧瞧这自助餐。
I love America.
我爱美国。
-Leonard：You don't have buffets in India
-Sheldon: I don't want my job back.
我不想回去工作。
I've spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.
过去三年半时间我都在瞪着写满方程式的板子上。
Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis.
在那之前我花了四年时间写论文。
Before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade.
在那之前我在上大学，而在大学之前我在上5年级。
这个开场白怎样
I can't believe he fired me.
我不敢相信他开除我了。
-Leonard：Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher
你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。
whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
我最近一直在想着时光旅行。
-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility
为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了
-Sheldon: Put it on the back burner.
印度没自助餐吗
-Raj：Of course, but it's all Indian food.
有，但都是印度菜。
You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.
在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈。
Smear me.
给我涂点酱。
-Sheldon: Well, here's an interesting turn of events.
You know, I am not going to enjoy this party.
我肯定在派对上不会开心的。
-Leonard：I know, I'm familiar wi The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.