生活大爆炸第一季第一集
生活大爆炸第一季第一集双语对照字幕
第 1 页共10 页如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane 如果有一个狭缝可以观测到with two slits in it and either slit is observed 那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits. 如果观测不到那它会通过If its unobservedit will. 但如果它是在离开平面后Howeverif its observed after its left the plane 在击中目标物之前被观测到But before it hits its target 那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it wont have gone through both slits. 没错你想说什么Agreed. whats your point 没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错Theres no pointI just think its a good idea for a t-shirt. -您好-稍等-excuse me. -hang on. 横1是quot爱琴海quot One across is quotaegean.quot 竖8是quot纳巴科夫quot1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家Eight down is quotnabokov.quot 横26quotMCMquot 26 across is quotmcm.quot 竖14是...你手挡住了... 14 down is... move your finger... 是quot门quot 生物分类所以说横十四是quot太子港quot海地首都quotphylumquot which makes 14 across quotport-au-princequot 你看quotPapa Docquot海地总统绰号提示了所以是quot太子港quot Seequotpapa docs capitol ideaquot thats quotport-au-prince.quot 在海地Haiti. -需要帮忙吗-是的-can I help you -yes. 这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank 如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to askmaybe you shouldnt be here. 我看就是这儿了I think this is the place. -把表格填了-谢谢-fill these out. -thank you. -马上就好-不急-well be right back. -take your time. 我正好把填字游戏做完Ill just finish my crossword puzzle. 等等Ohwait. 莱纳德我觉得我做不到LeonardI dont think I can do this. 开什么玩笑你都是quot半职业选手quot 了Whatare you kidding youre a semi-pro. 不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud. 我们的精子并不能保证Theres no guarantee that our sperm 将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring. 你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix 可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers. 谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldonthis was your idea. 这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get 在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment. 我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度I knowand I do yearn for faster downloads. 但那些可怜的女人们But theres some poor woman 会把希望寄托在我精子上的whos gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. 如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesnt know if he should use 该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve -我肯定她还是会爱他的-我不会-im sure shell still love him. -i wouldnt. 你现在想怎么样Wellwhat do you want to do 我想走了I want to leave. 第2 页共10 页该怎么跟她说呢Whats the protocol for leaving 我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I dont know... Ive never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. 我们就直接走吧Lets try just walking out. -再见-再见很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you. 你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank 没有No. 你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs 不太想Not really. 如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters -大多数人会被绊倒-跟我无关-most peoplewill trip. -i dont care. 两毫...那不太可能吧Two milli... that doesnt seem right. 不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验Noits trueI did a series of experiments when I was 12 我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle. 你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的Is that why they sent you to boarding school 不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers. 这是新邻居New neighbor 很明显Evidently. 比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor. 那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者200-pound transvestite with a skin condition 那是没错Yesshe is. -你好-你好-ohhi. -hi. 我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面We dont mean to interrupt. we live across the hall. 你们真好啊Ohthats nice.我们不是住在一起我是说... We dont live together. I mean... 我们是住在一起We live together 不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separateheterosexual bedrooms. 好的Okaywell... 看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess Im your new neighbor. penny. -我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿-你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi. 那么... Well... 欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building. 谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime. 很好啊Great. -那...再见-再见-well... bye. -bye. 我们要不要请她来吃午饭Should we have invited her for lunch 不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.Were gonna start season two of battlestar galactica. 第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.但评论音轨还没看Not with commentary. 我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors 请她作客让她觉得亲切And invite her overmake her feel welcome. 我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invitedlouie-slash-louise over. 那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us. 我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle. 我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle. 我的空间上有212个好友第3 页共10 页I have 212 friends on myspace. 不错可他们你一个也没见过Yesand youve never met one of them. 这正是其美妙之处Thats the beauty of it. 我要请她过来Im gonna invite her over. 我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天Well have a nice meal and... chat. 聊天我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat we dont chat. at least not offline. 这没什么难的Its not difficult.你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says 然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response. 那最后要干什么To what end 你好...又来了Hi... again. 你好Hi. 那个... Anyway... 我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food. 然后... And... 我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful 并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when Im undergoing stress 美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comforting effect. 还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Alsocurry is a natural laxativeand I dont have to tell you 你知道如果大肠通畅... Thatyou knowa clean colon is just... 那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about. 这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐Im no expertbut I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation 你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. 你们是在邀请我过去吃饭Youre inviting me over to eat 是的Yes. 你们真好我很乐意Ohthats so nice. Id love to. 太好了Great. 你们平时都玩些什么Sowhat do you guys do for fun around here 今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money. 好了就当在自己家一样Okaymake yourself at home. 谢谢Thank you. 不用谢Youre very welcome. 这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff. -莱纳德这是你写的-不这是我的-leonarddid you do this -actuallythats my work. 不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. wellits just some quantum mechanics 边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around the edges. 那部分是我开的玩笑That part therethats just a joke. 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似Its a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation. 这么说你就像是quot美丽心灵quot里那种天才一样So youre like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. 是吧Yeah. -真让人赞叹-我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board. 如果你喜欢板这块是我的If you like boardsthis is my board. 上帝啊Holy smokes. 如果你说quot上帝啊quot是想第 4 页共10 页If by quotholy smokesquotyou mean 再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff 男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any mens room at mitsure. -什么-得了吧-what -come on. 谁没看到那微分上面写着quot我打住了心碎了算不下去了quot Who hasnt seen this differential below quothere I sitbroken-heartedquot 至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At least I didnt have to invent 26 dimensions 去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out. 我没有创造发明他们本来就有I didnt invent them. theyre there. -哪个宇宙有-所有的都有...这就是我说的关键-in what universe -in all of them... that is the point. 你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start 佩妮... Penny... 这是我的座位Thats where l sit. 那你坐我旁边Sosit next to me. 不...我坐那里的No... I sit there. 有什么区别Whats the difference -什么区别-开始了-whats the difference -here we go. 在冬天这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winterthat seat is close enough to the radiator 但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warmand yet not so close as to cause perspiration 在夏天通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summerits directly in the path of a cross-breeze 就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there. 看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle 不会太正从而影响跟别人说话That is neither directthus discouraging conversation 也不会太斜从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 我还能继续不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go onbut I think Ive made my point. 你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move 你就随便坐一下吧-well... -just sit somewhere else. 好的Fine. 谢尔顿坐下Sheldonsit 这样很好啊Wellthis is nice. 不太有人来我们这里作客的We dont have a lot of company over. 不是吧库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来Thats not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time. -是我知道但... -星期二晚上-yes i knowbut... -tuesday night 我们还玩quot克林贡拼字游戏quot玩到凌晨一点克林贡是外星人We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m. 是我记得YeahI remember. -不要说我们没有伙伴-对不起-dont say we dont have company. -sorry. -这是社交上很消极的暗示-我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i said Im sorry quot克林贡拼字游戏quot Klingon boggle 是的就是普通的拼字游戏只不过... Yeah. its like regular bogglebut... 是用克林贡语言Inklingon. 关于我们已经说得够多了说说你吧Thats probably enough about us. sotell us about you. 我好吧Me okay. 我是射手座的Im a sagittarius 第5 页共10 页就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you need to know. 没错我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion 就是指你出生时That the suns apparent position 相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth 可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality. 有什么来着Participate in the what 我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldons trying to say 我们可能不会第一个猜你是quot射手座quot的Is that sagittarius wouldnt have been our first guess. 是很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeaha lot of people think Im a water sign. 还有什么让我想想Okaylets seewhat else. 我是素食者但我吃鱼Im a vegetarian. except for fish. 偶尔吃牛排牛排真赞And the occasional steak. I love steak 真有趣Wellthats interesting. 莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard cant process corn. 你有什么工作吗Well... do you have some sort of a job 有我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. Im a waitress at the cheesecake factory. 我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake. 你不是不能吃乳糖嘛Youre lactose-intolerant. 我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错I dont eat it... I just think its a good idea. 还有我正在写一个剧本AnywaysIm also writing a screenplay. 讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶Its about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincolnnebraska 她本想当名演员最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory. 看来这是根据你的经历写的Soits based on your life. 不我是来自奥马哈NoIm from omaha. 如果真拍成了电影我会去看的If that was movieI would go see it. 我就说是不错吧I knowright 让我想想还有什么... Okaylets seewhat else... 大概就这些了Guess thats about it. 这就是佩妮的故事了Thats the story of penny. 真不错It sounds wonderful. 是不错It was. 直到我爱上了那混蛋Until I fell in love with a jerk 怎么回事Whats happening 上帝你知道吗我和他同居了4年Godyou know4 years I lived with him. 整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了4 years... thats like as long as high school. 你花了4年才读完高中It took you 4 years to get through high school 真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他It just (I)cant believe I trusted him. 我该说些什么吗我感觉我该说些什么Should I say something I feel like I should say something. 你算了你只会越帮越忙You noyoull only make it worse. 你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗You want to know the most pathetic part 即使我已经恨透了他的谎言他的不忠Even though I hate his lyingcheating guts... 我还是爱他I still love him. 我是不是疯了Is that crazy 是疯了Yes. 第6 页共10 页不不是的这只是... Noits not crazy. its a... 只是一种悖论Its a paradox. 自然界中到处都存在着悖论比如说光Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light. 按照惠更斯的理论光是一种波If you look at huygenslight is a wave 双缝实验证明了这一观点As confirmed by the double-slit experiments 不过后来有了爱因斯坦But then along comes albert einstein 他发现光原来也具有粒子性And discovers that light behaves like particlestoo. 我至少没越帮倒忙WellI didnt make it worse. 我真的很抱歉我真是一团糟Im so sorry. Im such a mess. 最糟的是我搬家都搬得恶心死了On top of everything elseIm all gross from moving 没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了And my stupid shower doesnt even work. 我们的可以用啊Our shower works. 真的如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意Really would it be totally weird if I used it -会-不会-yes. -no. -不会-不会-no. -no. 就在那边Its right down the hall. 谢谢Thanks. 你们真是太好了You guys are really sweet. 这番进步有意思啊Wellthis is an interesting development. 怎么How so 上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳It has been some time since weve had a woman 距离现在已经很久了Take her clothes off in our apartment. 不见得啊记得感恩节Thats not true. remember at thanksgiving 我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段My grandmother with alzheimers had that episode 明白了距离上次有女人Point taken. it has been some time 在我们这里轻解罗裳并且看了之后Since weve had a woman take her clothes off 我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的已经很久了After which we didnt want to rip our eyes out. 其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡The worst part was watching her carve that turkey. 你现在究竟是要干些什么呢So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here 你说什么Excuse me 那女人不会跟你上床的That woman is not going to have sex with you. 我没有想要跟她上床Im not trying to have sex with her. 那就好这样你就不会失望了Good. then you wont be disappointed. 你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了What makes you think she wouldnt have sex with me 我是男的她是女的Im a male and shes a female. 没错但不是同一物种Yesbut not of the same species. 我才不跟你讨论什么假设Im not going to engage in hypotheticals here. 我只想当个好邻居Im just trying to be a good neighbor. 是啊Of course. 那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系Thats not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop 我会袖手旁观That I wouldnt participate. 大致是这样However briefly. 当她发现你的卢克·天行者星球大战人物无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered 第7 页共10页你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了When she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo 那是达斯·维德另一星战人物牌洗发水Its darth vader shampoo. 卢克·天行者是护发素Luke skywalkers the conditioner. -先看这个-太强了难以置信-wait till you see this. -its fantasticunbelievable. 看什么See what 1974年史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲Its a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974. 现在不是时候This isnt a good time. 那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音Its before he became a creepy computer voice. -不错可你们现在必须得走-为什么-thats great. you guys have to go. -why 现在不是时候Its just not a good time. 莱纳德有女士来访Leonard has a lady over. 是的我明白了...你祖母又回城来了Yeahright... your grandmother back in town 不是她不是什么女士她是新来的邻居No. And shes not a lady. shes just a new neighbor. 等等这里真的有位女士Hang onthere really is a lady here 你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾And you want us out because youre anticipating coitus 我没有想要和她交媾Im not anticipating coitus. 那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾So shes available for coitus 我们可不可以不要说quot交媾quot这个词了Can we please just st.。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E13)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Penny：Hi. Can you help me I was writing an e-mail and the "A" key got stuck.
嗨，能帮帮我吗？我正在写电邮，结果"A"键弹不起来了。
Now it's just going "Aaa..."
我帮你看看吧。
-Howard：Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news—
先生们，切换到本地书呆子新闻—
FishMan, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.
就事论事，没有什么动物的相对攻击能力比行军蚁强了。
-Raj：Maybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
也许是这样，但是你不能用放大镜把一只孟加拉虎烧成灰。
-Leonard：Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor...
-Penny：Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
下午好，欢迎参加今天的物理竞赛热身赛。
I'mPenny, and I'll be your host.
我是Penny你们的主持人。
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon,
生活大爆炸第一季(THE_BIG_BANG_THEROY_S01E07)字幕中英文对照打印版
THE BIG BANG THEORY S02E07 ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-Sheldon：-Leonard：-Howard：-Penny：-Raj：100:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,830时间到Time!200:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900好的克林贡迷们放下铅笔All right, Klingons, pencils down.300:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960好的我这有"pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]Okay, I have "pokh."400:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,630有了有了Have it. Got it.500:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,630"Potl""Potl."600:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,900有了有了Yup. Have it. Have it.700:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,900"Pukhpa""Pukhpa."800:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,230有了有了Have it. Got it. Y up.900:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,230我有"chorrr"I have "chorrr."有了Got it. Yup.1100:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,330-"Nekhmakh" -有了-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,760和"kreplach"And "kreplach."1300:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,160等等"Kreplach"吗Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"1400:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,990对Yeah.1500:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,380那不是克林贡语那是依地语意思是肉馅饺子That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.1600:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,430看来它也是克林贡语中的词语Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.1700:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,860真的吗给它下个定义Really? Define it.1800:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,600"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.1900:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,960裁判怎么裁决Judge's ruling?不予采纳Bilurrrbe.2100:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,630大伙我要看一下你们的电视Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.2200:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,800你的怎么了What's wrong with your TV?2300:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,960我也不知道刚刚没影了I don't know. It just died.2400:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,300里面全是雪花I'm getting a bunch of static.2500:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,460你付你的有线电视费了吗Did you pay your cable bill?2600:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,960你这口气跟有线电视公司一样Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.2700:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960好吧大家安静All right, so, shh!2800:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,730泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从全美超模大赛里踢人了Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.2900:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,460抱歉佩妮但我们要Excuse me, Penny, but we're...别别别告诉她No, no, don't tell her.3100:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,530正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏playing Klingon Boggle.3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,260哦Aw...3300:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,630 你"哦"什么What do you mean, "Aw"?3400:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,760难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗Like she didn't know we were nerds?3500:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,030好吧如果你一定要看的话All right, if you must watch,3600:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,560那就请你静音只看字幕then mute it with closed captions, please.3700:01:13,630 --> 00:01:14,900随你Fine.3800:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,960好了拼字斗士们开始吧All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!3900:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,300看看这些姑娘Look at those women.真是光彩照人啊They're gorgeous.4100:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,700"Worf" 不错名词当专有名词就太可惜了Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.4200:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,300看那位她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4300:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,300不对等等那位才是No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4400:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,700头上戴着With her head in the lap of...4500:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,560真是太巧了她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4600:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,430对她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.4700:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,060现任的沃罗威茨夫人The current Mrs. Wolowitz.4800:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200"qochbe'"是用嘴发音还是用喉咙发音Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?4900:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,860为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?那是阿娜伊斯That's Anais.5100:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,300房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她None of the other girls in the house like her.5200:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,260房子什么房子House? What house?5300:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,960她们都居住在同一所房子里They all live in a house together.5400:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,630房子在哪A house, where?5500:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,760我不知道洛杉矶的某个地方吧I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.5600:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,930等一下Wait a minute.5700:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,800你是说我只需开车就能到You're telling me that I'm within driving distance5800:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,760这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?5900:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,460对我想是的Yeah, I guess.她们住在一起一同沐浴还And they live together and shower together and...6100:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,800裸体枕头大战have naked pillow fights?6200:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,500你要去哪Hey, wh-where are you going?6300:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,460去付我的有线电视费To pay my cable bill.6400:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,760好的放下铅笔All right, pencils down!6500:02:50,830 --> 00:02:54,970我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."6600:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,510你们有吗Anybody got those?6700:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,260我错过什么了吗她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?6800:03:31,330 --> 00:03:36,200还没不过她在水下拍的照片真是丢死人了Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.6900:03:36,210 --> 00:03:40,660很不幸吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.对她来说是好事我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.7100:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,200谢尔顿食物买来了Sheldon, the food's here.7200:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,400到屋子了Ooh, there's the house.7300:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,800定格快定格Freeze frame, freeze frame.7400:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,460你们在干什么What are you doing?7500:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,700标记星辰位置和地理特征Marking the star positions and physical landmarks7600:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,300那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦so we can find the house of the supermodels.7700:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,460为什么Why?7800:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,130这不是明摆着吗Isn't it obvious?7900:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,260她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,让她自尊受损感觉在这里不受欢迎making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.8100:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,130也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.8200:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,130-我的中号汉堡好了吗-好了-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.8300:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,930-片状莳萝不甜的吗-对-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.8400:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,060-调味品是单独包装吗-对-Individual relish packets? -Yes.8500:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,560-有洋葱圈吗-有-Onion rings? -Yes.8600:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,730-还有额外的面包吗-我问了-Extra breading? -I asked.8700:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,660-他们怎么说-没有-你抗议了吗-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?8800:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,230-是的-吵架了吗-没-Yes. -V ociferously? -No.8900:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,530那你怎么现在才来Well, then what took you so long?你就吃吧Just eat.9100:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,600大伙我错过什么了吗Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?9200:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,900吉塞尔现在命悬一线Giselle's hanging by a thread.9300:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,160太好了我讨厌她Oh, good, I hate her.9400:04:40,230 --> 00:04:43,900那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了Then you're not invited to our wedding.9500:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,900给你Here you go.9600:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,060谢谢Thank you.9700:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,630咱们还要看Oh, do we have to suffer through this9800:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,330这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?9900:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,560对Yes.咱俩有固定的电视节目表You and I have a standing TV schedule,10100:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,430那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.10200:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,830除非是插播新闻否则任何变更Any alterations except for breaking news10300:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,260都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.10400:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,700写在议程里吧Put it on the agenda.10500:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,460但你必须先提案才能写到议程里But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.10600:05:05,530 --> 00:05:08,300我可以提案呀但你不会喜欢的Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.10700:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,260好吧你就嘲笑议会程序吧Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.10800:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,360至少能把声音关掉吧At least put it on mute.10900:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,600吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.穿得是越来越清凉了啊It's totally going to be Summer.11100:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,860咋啦What?11200:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,830谢尔顿的洋葱圈快放回去Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!11300:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,530不过是个洋葱圈嘛It's one onion ring.11400:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,800在他发现前赶快放回去Just put it back before he comes!11500:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,330错错错No, no, no!11600:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,100我觉得原来不是放在那的No, I don't think that's where it was.11700:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160他来了大家不要承认啊Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, people.11800:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,260都别吭气Wall of silence.11900:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,630谁动了我的Who touched my...佩妮佩妮干的Penny! Penny did it.12100:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,460你为什么要这么对我Why would you do that?12200:05:45,530 --> 00:05:46,530不知道我饿了I don't know. I was hungry?12300:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,900有什么大不了的What's the big deal?12400:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,460没有人可以动我盘子里的食物The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.12500:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,330好吧我不知道对不起了All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.12600:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,830我也对不起了但你二振了Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.12700:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,500什么What?12800:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,930你有两振了You have two strikes.12900:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,730三振出局Three strikes and you're out.这是个体育方面的暗喻It's a sports metaphor.13100:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,330体育方面的暗喻A sports metaphor?13200:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,230是的棒球Yes, baseball.13300:06:13,860 --> 00:06:16,160好吧我加入All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.13400:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,300我什么时候一振的What was my first strike?13500:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,600三月十八号March 18th.13600:06:18,660 --> 00:06:22,260你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.13700:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,760我有吗I did?13800:06:23,830 --> 00:06:28,000那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?13900:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,960拜托每个人都喜欢搞笑猫Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."多可爱啊它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.14100:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,530我信任你才给你我的邮箱I trusted you with my email address,14200:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,260你发网络老古董给我这就背叛了我对你的信任and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:14300:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,600一振strike one.14400:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,330动了我的食物二振Touching my food: strike two.14500:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,460别担心只在你的档案里保存一年Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.14600:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,200你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉可就得去上他的课You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.14700:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,160拜托我就碰了一个洋葱圈Come on, I touched one onion ring.14800:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,560没错但你又把它放回来了Yeah, and then you put it back,14900:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,530从而污染了其它洋葱圈compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.亲爱的你以后还想不想搭我的车了Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?15100:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,730听着佩妮我也想对你宽容一些Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,15200:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,760但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,15300:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,100我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.15400:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,930恭喜了你正式成为我们中的一员Congratulations. You're officially one of us.15500:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,560新成员新成员One of us, one of us.15600:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,230太激动了Well, what a thrill.15700:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,400你坐在我的位子上了You're sitting in my spot.15800:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,530天呐别跟我开玩笑了Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.15900:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,660莱纳德她坐在我的位置上呢Leonard, she's in my spot.事情是这样的Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.16100:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,830你走了以后我还要和他住在一起After you leave, I still have to live with him.16200:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,930我不管我就坐这了I don't care. I'm taking a stand.16300:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,730这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场] Metaphorically.16400:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,900那好吧三振出局All right, that's it. Strike three.16500:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960噢三振Ooh, strike three.16600:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,860我被驱逐了I'm banished?16700:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,360什么东西啊What the hell kind of crap is that?16800:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100别担心我会和他谈谈的Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.16900:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,460没错你谈吧Yeah, you do that.弱弱地问一句你愿意来听他的课么Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?17100:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,060你可以在网上听You can do it online!17200:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,960根据我们的三角测量法So based on our triangulation,17300:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,030我们锁定了超模的所在地we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house17400:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,730在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.17500:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,900或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.17600:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,860我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么When we find it, you want to go with us?17700:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,830去做什么To do what?17800:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,660和漂亮姑娘开派对啊Party with the pretty girls, dude!17900:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,100你疯了么Are you insane?你可去不成You're not going to party with them.18100:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,560你连接近那个地方都做不到You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.18200:08:32,630 --> 00:08:36,760关于月球当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.18300:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,760没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.18400:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,760为了送一个人上月球The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure18500:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,230整个国家做出了十年的努力to put a man on the moon.18600:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730我亲爱的美国兄弟们不出今年Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,18700:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,760我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.18800:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,260之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过And a large number of people will believe it never happened.18900:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,100让我想想Okay, let me guess.莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.19100:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,500谢谢Thank you.19200:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,100不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds19300:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,860是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.19400:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,230给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,19500:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,900专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉the meatlover's pizza, no meat.19600:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,430马上就来Coming right up.19700:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,630等下Wait. Excuse me.19800:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,060你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,19900:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,530烤肉酱培根芝士单放barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.我没告诉你么Oh, I didn't tell you?20100:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,430你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.20200:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,830为什么Why?20300:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,060因为你三振了呀Well, you have three strikes.20400:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,900进门一振坐下二振One: coming in. Two: sitting down.20500:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,500三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度And three: I don't like your attitude.20600:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,060你不能这么做You can't do that.20700:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,360这不仅违反了加州法律Not only is it a violation of California state law,20800:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,400而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.20900:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,030不会现在有新的规定了Yeah, no, there's a new policy:日本人与谢尔顿不准进入No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.21100:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,830我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.21200:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,830佩妮我能和你说句话么Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?21300:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400事情是这样的Well, here's the thing.21400:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,260我和谢尔顿谈过了他也觉得自己过分Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible21500:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,100他也认为他有点不可理喻有点过火了and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.21600:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,700真的吗那太好了Really? Well, that's great.21700:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,760是的跟他道个歉好吗Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?21800:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,600什么我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.21900:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,900别这样其实很简单Oh, come on. It's easy.他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉He'll even tell you what to say.22100:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,300莱纳德你还没开窍吗Leard, don't you get it?22200:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,200如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮If you guys keep going along with his insanity,22300:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,510会助长他的气焰you're just encouraging him.22400:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,770才没有我们是卑躬屈膝We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.22500:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,940我喜欢和你们一起Look, I like hanging out with you guys,22600:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.22700:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,670事实上严格来说你真的有做Well, actually, technically, you did do it.22800:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100那是一振莱纳德That's strike one, Leonard.22900:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,770这是你的油炸玉米粉饼There you go: quesadilla.Salad.23100:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,940还有你的披萨There's your pizza.23200:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion23300:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970热烈讨论后with my manager23400:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,570一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,23500:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,300烤肉芝士汉堡送上barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.23600:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,700谢谢Thank you.23700:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,340别客气尽情吃Go ahead. Eat it.23800:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,450有种就吃I dare you23900:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,200就是这里找到了我找到了全美超模That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!Are you sure?24100:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,400看啊房顶上Look, on the roof.24200:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,970阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.24300:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,340还是欧式的European-style.24400:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640单从google的卫星地图你就能把她们认出吗You can recognize people on Google Earth?24500:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140当然不是Of course not.24600:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,140一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.24700:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,740北美防空联合司令部你还动用了军用飞机NORAD? You're using military aircraft?24800:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,900它被设定任务去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.24900:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,140我也最多借来用一个小时I took it an hour out of its way, tops.好了他在哪Okay, where is he?25100:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,700谢尔顿吗我载他去了漫画店怎么了Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?25200:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,970这试试上网Here. Try and go online.25300:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,670-无线上网有问题吗-你试试啊Problem with the WiFi? Just try.25400:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,700你好乱抓汉堡的人Greetings, hamburger toucher.25500:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,770或许你在讶异You are probably wondering25600:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,270为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下why you cannot IM with your little friends25700:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,040你的生活是多么如此这般美妙about how much you "heart" various things.25800:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,800这段录像是在警告你This recorded message is alerting you25900:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,340你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子that I am putting an end已经一去不复返to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.26100:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,000如果你想补救现状If you want to remedy the situation,26200:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,070你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司you can contact the phone company,26300:12:16,140 --> 00:12:21,640自己开个无线账号自己付钱或者你可以跟我道歉set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.26400:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970看Well?26500:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240早说了卑躬屈膝I reiterate: knuckle under.26600:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,300不不不我要宣战了No, no, no, no, no. It is on.26700:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,100我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.26800:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,170佩妮没人想要跟谢尔顿对着干Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.26900:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,900这人是从超级恶人实验室事故里逃出来的The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.我不管我以前还是牛仔呢I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.27100:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,600不用一分钟我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.27200:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000别这样对一个书呆子嘛No need to neuter the nerd.27300:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,640我能帮你上网I can get you back online.27400:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100看问题解决了There, see? Problem solved.27500:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,240好啦[依地语犹太人使用的国际语]V oil?27600:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,140你好啊小虫子SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.27700:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,500作为和我对着干的惩罚As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,27800:13:02,570 --> 00:13:06,440你们每人都额外增加一振everyone is awarded one additional strike.27900:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,440多亏你啊霍华德Thanks a lot, Howard.你在哪里啰嗦什么What are you complaining about?28100:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,370我还要去接受他的教育I'm the one who has to take the class again.28200:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040你好Hello.28300:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,170要去洗衣服吗Time to do your laundry, huh?28400:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,170周六晚嘛It's Saturday night.28500:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,140周六是洗衣之夜Saturday is laundry night.28600:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,970我知道I know.28700:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,740每个周六的8点15分Every Saturday at 8:15.28800:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040老少咸宜Easy to anticipate.28900:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,270你这是什么意思What are you implying?我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.29100:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,070如果因为某些事周六晚上8点15分And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry29200:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,640不能洗衣服on Saturday at 8:15,29300:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,000你会觉得you might find it...29400:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,400不爽unpleasant.29500:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,840甘拜下风吧Knuckle under? My ass.29600:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,700不是吧所有的机器都有人用Oh, no, are all the machines taken?29700:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,600你该怎么办呢What are you gonna do?29800:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,740没问题No problem.29900:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440换一个晚上再洗好了I'll just do my laundry another night.换一个晚上Another night?30100:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,670好吧尽管试试Well, I guess you can try,30200:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,400但你内心深处but deep inside your heart,30300:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,570你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.30400:14:38,770 --> 00:14:42,640女人你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.30500:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,900让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.30600:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,170谢尔顿谢尔顿Sheldon. Sheldon!30700:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,840谢尔顿Sheldon.30800:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,600怎么啦Yes?30900:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,200我的衣服都去哪儿了Where are my clothes?。
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如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane 如果有一个狭缝可以观测到with two slits in it and either slit is observed,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits.如果观测不到那它会通过If it's unobserved,it will.但如果它是在离开平面后However,if it's observed after it's left the plane在击中目标物之前被观测到But before it hits its target,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it won't have gone through both slits.没错你想说什么Agreed. what's your point?没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.-您好 -稍等-excuse me. -hang on.横1是"爱琴海"One across is "aegean."竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家) Eight down is "nabokov."横26"MCM"26 across is "mcm."竖14是...你手挡住了...14 down is... move your finger... 是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港"See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."在海地Haiti.-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here. 我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.-马上就好 -不急-we'll be right back. -take your time.我正好把填字游戏做完I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.等等Oh,wait.莱纳德我觉得我做不到Leonard,I don't think I can do this.开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.我们的精子并不能保证There's no guarantee that our sperm将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldon,this was your idea.这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads. 但那些可怜的女人们But there's some poor woman会把希望寄托在我精子上的who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't. 你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?我想走了I want to leave.该怎么跟她说呢What's the protocol for leaving?我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我们就直接走吧Let's try just walking out.-再见 -再见很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?没有No.你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?不太想Not really.如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i don't care.两毫...那不太可能吧Two milli... that doesn't seem right.不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?Is that why they sent you to boarding school? 不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers. 这是新邻居?New neighbor?很明显Evidently.比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor. 那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? 那是没错Yes,she is.-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.你们真好啊Oh,that's nice.我们不是住在一起我是说...We don't live together. I mean...我们是住在一起We live together,不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.好的Okay,well...看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.那么...Well...欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime. 很好啊Great.-那...再见 -再见-well... bye. -bye.我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.但评论音轨还没看Not with commentary.我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors请她作客让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle.我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.我的空间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.不错可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and you've never met one of them.这正是其美妙之处That's the beauty of it.我要请她过来I'm gonna invite her over.我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天We'll have a nice meal and... chat.聊天? 我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.这没什么难的It's not difficult.你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.那最后要干什么?To what end?你好...又来了Hi... again.你好Hi.那个...Anyway...我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.然后...And...我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when I'm undergoing stress, 美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comforting effect.还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you你知道如果大肠通畅...That,you know,a clean colon is just...那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about.这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, 你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?You're inviting me over to eat?是的Yes.你们真好我很乐意Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.太好了Great.你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here? 今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.好了就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourself at home.谢谢Thank you.不用谢You're very welcome.这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff.-莱纳德这是你写的? -不这是我的-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics 边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around the edges.那部分是我开的玩笑That part there,that's just a joke.讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.这么说你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.是吧Yeah.-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board. 如果你喜欢板这块是我的If you like boards,this is my board.上帝啊Holy smokes.如果你说"上帝啊"是想If by "holy smokes",you mean再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff 男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.-什么? -得了吧-what? -come on.谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了心碎了算不下去了"Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions 去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out.我没有创造发明他们本来就有I didn't invent them. they're there.-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有...这就是我说的关键-in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start?佩妮...Penny...这是我的座位That's where l sit.那你坐我旁边So,sit next to me.不...我坐那里的No... I sit there.有什么区别What's the difference?-什么区别? -开始了-what's the difference? -here we go.在冬天这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration在夏天通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there. 看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle 不会太正从而影响跟别人说话That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,也不会太斜从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.我还能继续不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go on,but I think I've made my point. 你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move?你就随便坐一下吧-well... -just sit somewhere else.好的Fine.谢尔顿坐下!Sheldon,sit!这样很好啊Well,this is nice.不太有人来我们这里作客的We don't have a lot of company over.不是吧库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.-是我知道但... -星期二晚上-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.是我记得Yeah,I remember.-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!"克林贡拼字游戏"?Klingon boggle?是的就是普通的拼字游戏只不过...Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...是用克林贡语言In klingon.关于我们已经说得够多了说说你吧That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.我? 好吧Me? okay.我是射手座的I'm a sagittarius,就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.没错我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion就是指你出生时That the sun's apparent position相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality.有什么来着?Participate in the what?我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldon's trying to say我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.是很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign. 还有什么让我想想Okay,let's see,what else.我是素食者但我吃鱼I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.偶尔吃牛排牛排真赞!And the occasional steak. I love steak!真有趣Well,that's interesting.莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard can't process corn.你有什么工作吗Well... do you have some sort of a job?有我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory. 我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake.你不是不能吃乳糖嘛You're lactose-intolerant.我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea. 还有我正在写一个剧本Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska, 她本想当名演员最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.看来这是根据你的经历写的So,it's based on your life.不我是来自奥马哈No,I'm from omaha.如果真拍成了电影我会去看的If that was movie,I would go see it.我就说是不错吧?I know,right?让我想想还有什么...Okay,let's see,what else...大概就这些了Guess that's about it.这就是佩妮的故事了That's the story of penny.真不错It sounds wonderful.是不错It was.直到我爱上了那混蛋!Until I fell in love with a jerk!怎么回事?What's happening?上帝你知道吗我和他同居了4年God,you know,4 years I lived with him.整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了4 years... that's like as long as high school. 你花了4年才读完高中?It took you 4 years to get through high school? 真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他It just... I can't believe I trusted him.我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.你? 算了你只会越帮越忙You? no,you'll only make it worse.你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗You want to know the most pathetic part?即使我已经恨透了他的谎言他的不忠Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts... 我还是爱他I still love him.我是不是疯了?Is that crazy?是疯了Yes.不不是的这只是...No,it's not crazy. it's a...只是一种悖论It's a paradox.自然界中到处都存在着悖论比如说光Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.按照惠更斯的理论光是一种波If you look at huygens,light is a wave,双缝实验证明了这一观点As confirmed by the double-slit experiments, 不过后来有了爱因斯坦But then along comes albert einstein他发现光原来也具有粒子性And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.我至少没越帮倒忙Well,I didn't make it worse.我真的很抱歉我真是一团糟I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.最糟的是我搬家都搬得恶心死了On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了And my stupid shower doesn't even work.我们的可以用啊Our shower works.真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意? Really? would it be totally weird if I used it? -会 -不会-yes. -no.-不会 -不会-no. -no.就在那边It's right down the hall.谢谢Thanks.你们真是太好了You guys are really sweet.这番进步有意思啊Well,this is an interesting development.怎么?How so?上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳It has been some time since we've had a woman 距离现在已经很久了Take her clothes off in our apartment.不见得啊记得感恩节That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?明白了距离上次有女人Point taken. it has been some time在我们这里轻解罗裳并且看了之后Since we've had a woman take her clothes off, 我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的已经很久了After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out. 其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.你现在究竟是要干些什么呢So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?你说什么?Excuse me?那女人不会跟你上床的That woman is not going to have sex with you. 我没有想要跟她上床I'm not trying to have sex with her.那就好这样你就不会失望了Good. then you won't be disappointed.你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?我是男的她是女的I'm a male and she's a female.没错但不是同一物种Yes,but not of the same species.我才不跟你讨论什么假设I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here. 我只想当个好邻居I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.是啊Of course.那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop,我会袖手旁观That I wouldn't participate.大致是这样However briefly.当她发现你的卢克·天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了When she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?那是达斯·维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水It's darth vader shampoo.卢克·天行者是护发素Luke skywalker's the conditioner.-先看这个 -太强了难以置信-wait till you see this. -it's fantastic,unbelievable.看什么?See what?1974年史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974. 现在不是时候This isn't a good time.那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音It's before he became a creepy computer voice. -不错可你们现在必须得走 -为什么-that's great. you guys have to go. -why?现在不是时候It's just not a good time.莱纳德有女士来访Leonard has a lady over.是的我明白了...你祖母又回城来了?Yeah,right... your grandmother back in town? 不是她不是什么女士她是新来的邻居No. And she's not a lady. she's just a new neighbor.等等这里真的有位女士?Hang on,there really is a lady here?你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?我没有想要和她交媾I'm not anticipating coitus.那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?So she's available for coitus?我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?更精确的说法应该是"体外射精"Technically,that would be"coitus interruptus. "是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?不好意思大家好Hi. sorry. hello. 很高兴认识您女士Enchant? mademoiselle.我是霍华德·沃尔维茨加州工学院应用物理系学生Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了You may be familiar with some of my work.它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon 拍摄高分辨率的数码照片Taking high-resolution digital photographs. 我是佩妮我在乳酪蛋糕店工作Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.我带你去弄那旋关吧I'll show you the trick with the shower. "Bonne douche"Bonne douche.你说什么?I'm sorry?是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思It's french for "good shower. "是一句祝词我能用六种语言来说It's a sentiment I can express in six languages. 还是留着博客上说吧霍华德Save it for your blog,howard.好了没问题了是卡住了不好意思All right,there it goes. it sticks. I'm sorry. -好的谢谢 -不用谢-okay,thanks. -you're welcome.你只要站在... 好吧我...You're just gonna to step right... okay,I'll... -等等莱纳德 -洗头的那些东西都是谢尔顿的-hey,leonard? -the hair products are sheldon's.我能让你帮个忙吗Can I ask you a favor?帮个忙?A favor?当然你可以让我帮你忙我可以帮你个忙Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.你如果不愿意也没关系It's okay if you say no.我应该会愿意的I'll probably say yes.一般你刚认识某个人不会请求一件这样的事It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guyyou just met.我真的觉得我们该好好想想这里面的因果关系了I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.-有必要吗 -事件一-must we? -event a...我们那淋浴器下站着个裸体美女A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. 事件二我们开车穿过半个城市到上述那位女性的Event b... we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set前男友住处取回一台电视机From the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. 提问在哪个层面上Query... on what plane of existence这两个事件哪怕是有半点合理的联系Is there even a semi-rational link between these events?她请求我帮她个忙谢尔顿She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.是啊这可能是我们这趟旅途最近似的原因了Yes,well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey,但其只存在于更高层次原因的对比之下But we both know it only exists in contradistinction这点我们都清楚To the higher level distal cause.-是什么 -你在用下半身在思考-which is? -you think with your penis.从生理上说这是不可能的还有你可以不用跟来啊That's a biological impossibility. and you didn't have to come.不错我可以留在那儿看着沃尔维茨勾引佩妮Right,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny用俄语阿拉伯语波斯语In russian,arabic and farsi.为什么她自己不去取回电视机Why can't she get her own tv?得了你知道分手是怎么回事Come on,you know how it is with breakups.我不知道... 你也不知道No,I don't... and neither do you.我以前跟乔伊斯·金分手过I broke up with joyce kim.你没有和乔伊斯·金分手是她投奔回朝鲜了You did not break up with joyce kim. she defected to north korea.去缝补她破碎的心啊To mend her broken heart.现在这情况远没那么复杂This situation is much less complicated.就谁该得到这台电视的拥有权There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend佩妮和她前男友有过争吵As to who gets custody of the tv.她只是不想和他再大吵大闹She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.-所以我们去和他大吵大闹 -不我们不用和他去吵的-so we get to have a scene with him? -no,there's not going to be a scene.我们两个人他才一个There's two of us and one of him.莱纳德我们两个甚至搬不动一台电视Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv. 这么说你们和莱纳德还有谢尔顿一起在大学里共事?So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university?抱歉你会说英语吗I'm sorry,do you speak english?他会说英语他只是不会同女人说话He speaks english. he just can't speak to women. 真的? 为什么?Really? why?他是个怪才吧He's kind of a nerd.喝果汁?Juice box?我来说话I'll do the talking.-谁? -你好我是莱纳德这是谢尔顿-yeah? -hi,I'm leonard,this is sheldon.-你好 -我刚说...-hello. -what did I just---我们是来拿佩妮的电视机的 -你们走吧-we're here to pick up penny's tv. -get lost. 好的抱歉打扰了Okay,thanks for you time.我们不能就这样放弃了We're not going to give up just like that.莱纳德电视机在楼上Leonard,the tv's in the building.我们已经被阻止进入大楼了因此我们没戏了We've been denied access to the building,ergo,we are done.我很抱歉如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话Excuse me. if I were to give up on the first little hitch,我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory成功验证弦理论了In the aftermath of the big bang.我道歉你准备怎么做?My apologies. what's your plan?能目睹你动脑实在很荣幸It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.不会吧我们的智商加起来有360呢Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.我们应该有办法想出如何进那该死的楼We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.你认为她们的智商加起来有多少?What do you think their combined iq is?快把门抵住Just grab the door!就这里了This is it.我来说话I'll do the talking.想得不错我来当打手Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.什么事Yeah?我是莱纳德这是谢尔顿I'm leonard,this is sheldon.刚对讲机里的From the intercom.你们到底是怎么进来的?How the hell did you get in the building?我们是科学家We're scientists.告诉他我们的智商Tell him about our iq.-莱纳德 -怎么?-leonard... -what?-那裤子是我妈买给我的 -对不起-my mom bought me those pants. -i'm sorry.你得打电话跟她说一下You're going to have to call her.谢尔顿拖你下水了真的很抱歉Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this.没关系这不是我的第一条裤子也不会是最后一条It's okay. it wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.关于我的动机你说得没错And you were right about my motives.我是指望和佩妮能建立关系I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny或许有一天可以和她上床That might have someday led to sex.你倒是脱下了我的裤子Well,you got me out of my pants.好了反正我买到教训了Anyway,I've learned my lesson.她和我不是一类人我跟她玩完了She's out of my league,I'm done with her.我有工作要干有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖Got my work,one day I'll win the nobel prize 然后孤单地死去And then I'll die alone.不要这么想你不会孤单地死去的Don't think like that. you're not going to die alone.谢谢谢尔顿你真是好朋友Thank you,sheldon. you're a good friend.而且你肯定不会拿诺贝尔奖的And you're certainly not going to win a nobel prize.这是我搜寻猎物后最喜欢的交付地之一This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.这里的麦酒太棒了They have a great house ale.好酷的老虎Cool tiger.是的我从第十级开始就有了Yeah,I've had him since level ten.他叫扣扣His name is buttons.如果你有自己的游戏人物Anyway,if you had your own game character也许我们可以一起出去搜寻猎物We could hang out,maybe go on a quest.听上去很有意思That sounds interesting.你会考虑一下?You'll think about it?我没办法不去想它I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.很成功啊Smooth.我们回来了We're home.上帝啊发生什么事了My god,what happened?你前男友要我们代他问好Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards其他我想已经可以一目了然了And I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.真对不起我真的以为如果你们替我过去I'm so sorry. I really thought if you guys went instead of me他不会这么混蛋的He wouldn't be such an ass.不你这样假设是有道理的No,it was a valid hypothesis.有道理的? 你怎么回事?That was a valid...? what is happening to you? 真的你们这么努力这么帮忙真是太谢谢了Really,thank you so much for going and trying,you're just...你们真的太好了真的You're so terrific. really.你们去把衣服穿好Why don't you put some clothes on,我去拿我的包晚饭我请好吗?I'll get my purse,and dinner is on me,okay? -真的? 好啊 -谢谢-really? great. -thank you.你跟她还没玩完是吗?You're not done with her,are you?我们的孩子会既聪明又美丽Are babies will be smart and beautiful.想象力更是不言而喻Not to mention imaginary.-佩妮你觉得泰国菜如何 -可以啊-is thai food okay with you,penny? -sure. 我们不能去吃泰国菜We can't have thai food,-中午我们吃了印度菜 -又怎样呢-we had indian for lunch. -so?-他们都是用咖喱烹饪的 -又怎样呢-they're both curry-based cuisines. -so?从烹饪学角度来说这是过剩的It would be gastronomically redundant.我估计以后无论什么我们都需要跟这个女孩解释一下I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.你觉得呢拉杰?Any ideas,raj?到林克街左转直接去科罗拉多Turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.我知道一个寿司吧那里还有卡拉OKI know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.听上去挺有意思That sounds like fun.宝贝别被我迷住了baby don't get hook up on me宝贝别被我迷住了baby don't get hook up on me我不知道在整个世界范围内你的成功概率有多少I don't know what your odds are in the world asa whole,不过就这辆车子里的人来说你还是很有希望的But as far as the population of this car goes,。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.
真是一群惜命鬼。
No guts, no glory, man.
不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。
-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.
-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
-Missy: It's nice to meet you.
见到你很高兴。
-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.
我也是，也是，也是。
-Howard: Yeah.
对了。
-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?
那么你们俩是怎么认识的?
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
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-Agreed.
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-Thank you.
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I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix
who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
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-Leonard：Oh, right, right, right, right.
噢，对，对。
-Howard：Stealing snail mail- - very old school. I like it.
偷窃信箱，很老套的方法，我喜欢。
-Leonard：Penny, the mailman, did it again... he... oh, sorry.
该死，我们快不行了!
-Sheldon：Good - bye, peasants!
再见了，土人们!
-Leonard：The bastard teleported!
那混蛋走了!
-Raj：He's selling the sword of Asaroth on ebay.
他在ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃。
-Leonard：Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
战士们，拔出你们的武器，法师们，举起你们的魔杖。
-Sheldon：Lock and load.
准备好了。
-Howard：Raj, blow the gates.
Raj，推开大门。
-Raj：Blowing the gates.
推开大门。
Control, shift... b!
Control，Shift...B!
Oh, my god, so many goblins!
天啊，那么多地精!
-Howard：Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move!
生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集台词
生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集台词第一季第1集My father broke his clavicle. -Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school? -Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers. -Leonard: New neighbor? -Sheldon: Evidently. -Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor. -Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. -Penny: Oh, hi. -Leonard: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Penny: Hi? -Leonard: We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. -Penny: Oh, that's nice. -Leonard: Oh, no, uh, we don't live together. I mean, we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. -Penny: Oh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. -Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon. -Penny: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Penny: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Leonard: Well, uh... oh, uh, welcome to the building. -Penny: Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. -Leonard: Oh, great. -Penny: great. -Sheldon: great. -Leonard: great. -Leonard: Well, uh, Bye. -Penny: Bye. -Sheldon: Bye. -Leonard: Bye. Should we have invited her for lunch? -Sheldon: No. We're going to start Season 2 of Battlestar Galactica. -Leonard: We already watched the season 2 DVDs. -Sheldon: Not with commentary. -Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome. -Sheldon: We never invited Louie/Louiseover. -Leonard: Well... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. -Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on “myspace". -Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them. -Sheldon: That's the beauty of it. -Leonard: I'm going to invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. -Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline. -Leonard: Well, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response. -Sheldon: To what end? -Leonard: Hi. Again. -Penny: Hi. -Sheldon: Hi. -Leonard: Hi. Anyway, um... we brought home Indian food. I know that moving can be stressful, and, and, I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you, that, you know, a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.我爸把锁骨都摔断了。
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生活大爆炸第一季（第一集）So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit i sobserved, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will.如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面；如果有一个狭缝可以观测到；那它没有同时通过两个狭缝。
如果没被观测到，那就会。
However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, itwill not have gone though both slits.总之，如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前，它就不会穿过那两个隙缝。
Agreed. What's your point?没错。
但你为什么要说这个？There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.我只是觉得这个主意。
可以用于设计T恤衫。
Excuse me. Hang on.请问。
等等。
Uh, one across is "aegean.", Eight down is "nabokov. " 26 across is "mcm.", 14 down is ... move your finger ..."phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince" see,"papa doc's capitol id ea, " that's "port-au-prince." Haiti.横1是Aegean（爱情海），竖8是Nabokov（小说洛丽塔的作者。
横26是MCM，竖14是……手指挪开点，Phylum（生物门类）这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince（太子港）瞧，提示是"Papa doc的首都"（海地前首都），所以是太子港，海地的。
Can I help you? Yes.能为你效劳吗？是的。
Um ... is this the high-iq sperm bank?这里是高智商精子库吗？If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.如果你这么问，也许你不该来这。
I think this is the place.我想就是这没错了。
Fill these out. Thank you. We'll be right back.把这个填一填。
谢谢。
我们马上好。
Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait.慢慢来，我还要玩填字游戏。
噢，慢着。
Leonard, I don't think I can do this.Leonard我办不到。
What, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.开玩笑？你可是半职业人士。
No. We are committing genetic fraud.不。
我们这样是诈骗。
There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspri ng. Think about that.我们没法保证生出来的一定是高智商小孩。
I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at fuddruckers. 我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因，她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生。
Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandw ith inthe apartment.Sheldon这可是你的主意啊，一点额外的钱让我们在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽。
I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.我知道，我确实很渴望高速下载。
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.但一些可怜的女人会把希望寄托在我的精子上。
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an int egral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算都搞不清楚的小孩怎么办？I'm sure she'll still love him. I wouldn't.我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的。
我不会。
Well, what do you wanna to do?你想要怎样？I want to leave. Okay.我想要走。
好吧。
What's the protocol for leaving?离开时要怎么说呢？I don't know- I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我不知道，我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求。
Let's try just walking out. Okay.我们就直接走出去吧。
好。
Bye. Bye. Nice meeting you.再见。
再见。
很高兴认识你。
Are you still mad about the sperm bank? No.你还在为精子银行的事生气吗？没有？没有。
You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗？Not really.不是很想。
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters most peopl ewill trip.如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米，大部分人都会绊倒。
I don't care. Two milli ... that doesn't seem right.不关我事。
2毫米？不会吧！No, it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke hisclavicle.是真的，我12岁时做了一系列的实验，我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨。
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?所以他们把你送去寄宿学校？No. That was a result of my work with lasers.不。
那是因为我研究激光惹的事。
new neighbor? Evidently.新邻居？显然是。
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.比上老邻居有了明显可观的改善。
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖？噢，绝对是。
Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi?嗨。
嗨。
嗨。
嗨。
嗨。
嗨？We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.我们不想打扰你，我们是住对面的邻居。
Oh, that's nice.啊，太好了。
Oh, no, uh, we don't live together. I mean, we live together, but in separat e, heterosexual bedrooms.噢不，我们不是同居，我是说，虽然住在一起，但是在不同的……直男（异性爱）房间里。
Oh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.那好吧。
我是你们的新邻居，Penny。
Oh. Leonard. Sheldon.我是Leonard，他是Sheldon。
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.嗨。
嗨。
嗨。
嗨。
Well, uh ... oh, uh, welcome to the building.欢迎你搬来。
Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.谢谢，有空一起喝个咖啡吧。
Oh, great. Great. Great. Great.噢，好啊。
好啊。
好啊。
好啊。
Well, uh, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.那么，再见啦。
再见。
再见。
再见。
Should we've invited her for lunch?我们应该邀请她共进午餐吗？No. We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.不，我们要看Battlestar Galactica第二季。
We already watched the season two DVDs. Not with commentary.我们已经看过第二季的DVD了，那时候没带评论音轨啊。
I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welc ome.我们应该做好邻居，请她过来，让她感受到我们对她的欢迎。
We never invited louie-slash-louise over.我们从来没请那个路易或是路易丝过来啊。
Well ... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.那是我们不对，我们要扩大社交圈。
I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.我的社交圈很广，我在MySpace上有212个朋友。