小品英语
喜剧小品英语作文
喜剧小品英语作文Comedy Skit。
Comedy skits are a popular form of entertainment that has been around for centuries. They are short, humorous performances that often involve exaggerated characters, funny situations, and quick-witted dialogue. Comedy skits can be performed on stage, on television, or even in a casual setting among friends. They are a great way to bring people together and make them laugh.One of the most famous comedy skits of all time is "Who's on First?" by Abbott and Costello. This skit features a hilarious misunderstanding between two characters, Abbott and Costello, as they try to figure out the names of baseball players. The skit is a classic example of quick, witty dialogue and perfect timing, and it never fails to make audiences laugh.Another popular comedy skit is "The Dinner Party" byMonty Python. In this skit, a group of friends gather for a dinner party, but things quickly spiral out of control as the guests become increasingly absurd and the situation becomes more and more chaotic. The skit is a perfect example of absurd humor and the power of physical comedy.Comedy skits are a great way to showcase talent and creativity. They often involve a lot of physical comedy, clever wordplay, and exaggerated characters. They can also be a great way to address serious topics in a lighthearted way, making them accessible to a wide audience.In addition to being entertaining, comedy skits can also be a valuable tool for teaching and learning. They can help students develop their acting skills, improve their timing and delivery, and learn how to engage an audience. They can also be a great way to explore different genres of comedy, from slapstick to satire to parody.In conclusion, comedy skits are a timeless form of entertainment that has the power to bring people together and make them laugh. Whether they are performed on stage,on television, or among friends, comedy skits are a great way to showcase talent, creativity, and humor. They are a valuable tool for teaching and learning, and they have the power to entertain and uplift audiences of all ages. So next time you're in need of a good laugh, consider watching or performing a comedy skit. You won't be disappointed!。
英语小品
黄锐： "anta, i feel flying in the sky."
安踏，飞一般Βιβλιοθήκη 感觉 李孟昕： "how do you feel wearing so many famous brand?"
你穿那么多名牌是什么感觉？
黄锐： "belide， wonderful every day!"
达先燊：One day ,teachers look two persons climbing the wall out of the school, but caught by the teachers.
一天，老师们看见两个人从墙爬进学校，但是被他们抓住了。
王琪譞：Why are you
怎么是你们？
美特斯邦威，不走寻常路
李孟昕： " how do you climb over such a high wall?"
那你是如何翻过这么高的墙的呢？
黄锐：" li ning, anything is possible."
李宁，一切皆有可能
李孟昕： "which feeling do you feel when you climb over the wall?"
王琪譞: it's yours!
是你的啦（害羞）
胡弘毅：mine？(repeat several times)
我的？（重复几次）
李孟昕: your yi da, your yi da, your families are all yi da! I know, she must have seen the green vegetables of yesterday on your teeth!
8人英语小品剧本
Buying MedicineCharacters:X ------Xiao FeiS ------ ShopkeeperD ----- Doctor LiO- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 ----- )Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 ----- )H ---- He zhenwu, a Japanese spyW ----- WomanJ ----- JapaneseScene1( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( T ogether) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)D:(Help s him up)Y our leg d iscloses yo u!L et m e hav e a lo ok.Ah,it’s go ing worse.Let me put somemedicine on y ou.W1:No,it isn’t necessary.There is li t t le m ed icine left.Go tolo ok after thatyoung man. He has a highfever. He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have no ne.Fe e d h imthe se last thre e p ills with warm w ater.What e lse can I d o?There’sno medicine left.W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down andhave a good rest.W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.( J ust then, Xiao Fei comes in.)X: Be quiet everybody. Y ou must have a good r est. This is o rder, you know.W1: But there’s no medicine left.X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money?X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who g ave up his life to the re volutio n a fe w d ays ag o.It m u stn’t g o to o the r p e o p le’shands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money?X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful!Scene2( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing awoman)W: Help! Help!H:You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me a m r r y yo u and m ake yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)X: Stop! D on’t bully Chinese woman!H:It’s non e o f yo ur b usine s s!Go away.X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. Theyb egin a fig ht.W pu ts on h is clothes W and beg ins to p ull H’s leg.X knocks Hdown)X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.X:L e t yo u g o?Y o u’ll co n tinue to kill and b ully Chine se!(X p u ts his socks in to H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)Scene 3(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.X: Here you are!J1 & J2: ( After reading i t.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)S:Who’s it?X:It’s m e,a cust o m e r.S: (To O1) Gotoanswer the door.O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you?X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?X:We’ll send you the money in a few days’time.Quick,this is o rd e r. ( Shows him his g un.)S: All right! All right!S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicineO1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right. ( He closes it.)S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs himto s top. X rides towards himand knocks himout. J1 begins to s hort athim. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills themwith twoshots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)J3: Oh, here he is!js:(To g e ther)Do n’t m o ve!Ha nd s up!H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)H: Ouch! I belongto J apanese army.J5:Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put himin our car.L et’s g o.(They g odown.)X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets someJapanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: T hank you, everybody.。
英语小品剧本
《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。
Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。
Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。
Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。
Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。
迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。
Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。
Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。
汤姆，你继续。
Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。
你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。
Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。
其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。
英语小品
男生：嗨， Misy. Hi,Misy.男生：你在干什么呢？ What are you doing?女生：你好,Jack. Hello Jack.女生：我在绕口令。
I’m doing tongue twisters.男生：绕口令？我也喜欢啊。
你听听。
Robert? I also like then . You listen.A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.女生：真棒。
可是黑虫、黑熊太可怕了，你听我的。
Great. But black bug and bear are too terrible, you listen to me.How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?男生：Misy，女孩子就是女孩子，喜欢小露珠。
Misy, girls are girls, like small dew.男生：我们再来一首难点的，好吗？We come again with a difficult one, ok?女生：没问题，嗯，（思考）好，听我的。
well, Ok, listen to me.Bill had a billboard.Bill also had a board bill.The board bill bored Bill,So Bill sold his billboardAnd paid his board bill.Then the board billNo longer bored Bill,But though he had no board bill,Neither did he have his billboard!男生：（惊讶）哇，太了不起了！Wow, so wonderful!女生：轮到你了。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语小品
英语三人小品Linda:Good morning,What can I do for you?琳达：早上好，我们能为你们做什么呢？Jane:Good morning.My name is Jane Stewart .And this is my brother Alex Stewart 简：早上好.我的名字是简·斯图尔特。
这是我哥哥亚历克斯·斯图尔特。
Alex:Hi.Good morning.Yesterday we found a dog named lucky亚历克斯：早上好。
昨天我们发现这只叫lucky的狗。
Jane:We have thought many ways to find its host,but we don’t succeed ultimately. 简：我们认为很多方法来发现它的主人，但是我们最终不能成功。
Linda:Oh,wait a while.You know by rule, I must make a record .琳达：噢，等一会儿。
你知道我必须做一个记录。
Jane:No problem.简：没问题。
Linda:Ok. Miss.Stewart.Then,please tell me your address?琳达：好的Stewart 小姐。
那么，请告诉我你的地址？Jane:46 Linden Street,Riverdale.简：林登街46，Riverdale.Linda:Where did you find the dog?琳达：你在什么地方找到这条狗的？Alex:Speak exactly,not we found her.It’s she found us in our house.亚历克斯：讲到底，不是我们发现她，而是她在简的房子里发现我们的。
Linda:Have you tried calling the number on the collar?琳达：你试着打过领子上的号码吗？Jane:Yes,but the number is no longer in service.So we only ask you for help.简：是的，但是号码不再服务。
英文情景喜剧
英语小品剧本 -- 英文小短剧人物：A:衣衫褴褛Begger B:衣着光鲜Gentleman C: 小花 Flower D: 小草 G rass E: 椅子Chair F: 新闻记者Journalist（B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前）A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to d ie.B：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）B:get away,get away,dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）A：sir，sir！B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eit her.C：他真愚蠢啊C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）D:yes,yes.A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stup id.E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊D:yes,yes!!与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
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English Learning
第一部分
报幕员台词：
W: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Both: 大家晚上好。
W: With the opening up of China and the development of its tourism industry, English, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.
M: 随着中国的对外开放，旅游业的迅速发展，英语，作为国际语言，在我们的身边变得越来越重要。
W: The Government of the Baoji City calls on the whole city to learn English.
M: 宝鸡市委、市政府号召全市人民兴起了学习英语的新高潮。
W: Now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning English everywhere. M: 如今，在宝鸡，您随处可见男男女女、老老少少都在学英语。
我们金口才外国语学校里的学生都特别的爱学英语，这不，在我们的课余时间里两位同学就对英语学习进行了一番讨论。
Ok. Let's enjoy the performance, “English learning”.请欣赏我们的小品《学英语》。
第二部分
剧本台词：
（时间：星期一早晨地点：校园里）
Li Le: （出场）My name is Le le, I am a student of our training School. But I just came here yesterday, I know nothing about English.
SUN: My name is Le le。
LI: （乐乐上。
练读旅游英语300句）How do you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍）you（油）speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little（啊里头）. What can I do for you （我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国的发展这么快，人人都在学英语，我也要更加努力学好English….. 芳芳，芳芳！
SUN: 你好，乐乐。
LI: 你好，你再听我读一遍，看看还有什么地方读得不好。
（读旅游英语300句）How do you do (好赌有赌)? How do you do（好赌有赌）? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese.（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can you speak English(砍油死屁英国历史)? Yes（爷死）, a little（啊里头）.What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? （他边读边摇头晃脑，很自豪的样子）
Fang: 奶奶，什么“好赌有赌”，是“How do you do? ”。
不是“英国历史”，是"English"。
是" Chinese"，不是“踩你死”。
跟我读。
How do you do?(奶奶跟读)不行，How do you do?（奶
奶跟读）好，再读一遍，（奶奶读）好,很好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?（奶奶跟读）再来，I can't speak Chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的，再来。
（奶奶读）Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读) 好，再练一下。
A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。
Yeah. B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢！在干什么？英国老鼠,很时代感呀！
A：哎，不学也不行了。
往事不可提呀，太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。
B：这么惨，说来听听。
A：哎，有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.
B：guangzhou bus, wow，many people.
A：对了，人都快被挤成相片了。
那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊，一不小心——
B：撞死了。
A：你咋就不能说一句好话啊！撞死了谁做你的搭档啊！踩到后面人的脚了。
我回头一看，原来是一个身材魁梧，黄头发，蓝眼睛，白皮肤——
B：你说老外得了呗！
A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统，于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑，说：I’m sorry!
B:Oh,I’m sorry ,too!
A:我这心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two, Oh, I’m sorry three.
B:What are you sorry for?
A:哎呀！这老外是寸步不让啊，他都Sorry four了，不行，我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了，我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’m sorry five !
B:Sorry five? HA! HA! HA!
A:这老外还敢取笑我，气刹吾也！I’ll give you some colour to see see!
B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要给我一点颜色看看！
A：我一听，太伤自尊心了，于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。
听说您最近英语学得很有心得，是不是真的呢？
B：不敢，不敢，只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛，说不上一级棒！
A：那这样子好了，让我来考考您！
B：沒问题，尽管考～（一副很有自信的样子）
A：注意听了：I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什么意思？
B：apple,那还不容易吗？我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了，还考我：苹果啦。
eye:就是眼睛。
苹果眼睛，苹果怎么在眼睛呢？错了，肯定是句错句。
那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗？往你父母的眼睛放苹果？
A：Ｎo -No-No-------
B：Oh, please.（哀求狀）到底是什么了？
A:嘿嘿，不懂了吧。
你想想，我的爸爸妈妈最疼哪个呀？
B：当然是你啦。
A：对了，在他们的眼里，我是什么了？
B：小宝贝，小皇帝。
A：汝子可教，汝子可教呀。
那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说：
A/B：我是我父母的小宝贝，我父母的掌上明珠。
B：英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了，我一定要好好地学习。
A：对。
让我们天天read，天天listen,天天进步！yeah.。