短篇英语故事
短篇英语故事
1：
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the
shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The
customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for
this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So
the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so
expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing
actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said,
“How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner
of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor
whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」
2. Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？
老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
3. Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is
the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three
minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few
minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that
he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so
many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big
woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
4. Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400
years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think
they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re
eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back
home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said,
“Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the
father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：
「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢？」爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！」
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said
yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am
trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your
boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars
for such work!”
“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the
office .”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to
contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?
John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started
英语幽默小故事(共8篇)
第 1 页 共 8 页 英语幽默小故事〔共8篇〕
篇1：英语幽默小故事 Don't Pick Up the Money on
the Ground
An economist professor and a student are walking
down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the
sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up
the money but his professor stops him and tells him
not to bother.
Why not?
If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone
would have picked it up already.
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
别捡地上的钱
一位经济学教授和一名学生正在大街上行走，这时他们看到前面的人行道上躺着一张20美元面值的钞票。学生走过去准备捡，教授制止了他，告诉他别自寻烦恼。
“为什么不捡?”
“假设那是一张真20美元钞票的话，早就有人捡走了。” 第 2 页 共 8 页 “该创造的都已经被创造出来了。”
篇2：英语幽默小故事 The Less You Know, the More
Money You Make
Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make
as much money as business executives.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains
why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
英语故事带翻译简短
1 英语故事带翻译简短
1.短篇英语小故事（要有翻译）
狐狸孵蛋狐狸肚子饿了，便到处找东西吃。
他在河边的草丛里东翻翻，西找找，竟然看到一个大鸭蛋！狐狸一个健步跳上去，把蛋抱住，迫不及待地把它放到嘴里。这时脑袋里却有个声音，说：“你想吃鸭蛋，还是肥嘟嘟的小鸭子呢？”狐狸决定把鸭子孵出来，在大吃一顿。
他一屁股坐在蛋上，但是立即就跳起来：“这样不是会把蛋给压破了么？”他想到一个好主意，便在地上掘起洞来。狐狸把蛋放在塞满干草的洞口，用前爪和后爪紧趴在洞的前后方，只有软软的肚子轻轻地覆在鸭蛋上。
这个主意想起来不错――蛋能饱暖，又不会被压破，可是这个姿势太像苦刑了，不到五分钟，狐狸的四肢便痛的受不了。狐狸又想到一个好主意。
他捡到一条长长的树皮。他正得意自己的杰作呢，没想到在追兔子的时候，树皮松落，差点把宝贝蛋给砸破了。
狐狸气的把蛋放在嘴里，想一口吃掉算了。哪知道这时候刚好蛋被孵出来了，生出一只健康活泼的小鸭子。
更没想到的是，小鸭子忽然朝着狐狸的鼻子尖冲过来：“妈妈！妈妈！”狐狸被吓呆了，结结巴巴地说：“我，我不是你妈妈，我，我是男的，只能做爸爸。”“爸爸！爸爸！”小鸭子爬上了狐狸的鼻子。 2 小鸭子吃的肚皮圆滚滚的，把头钻到狐狸的爪子底下，睡眼朦胧的说：“谢谢你，爸爸，我好爱你，爸爸。”狐狸又叹口气：“少了顿大餐，多了一个儿子，这就是我的命吧？”Thefoxsetoneggsthefoxbellytobehungry,theneverywherelookedforthethingtoeat.Heeastflipsintheriversidethickpatchofgrass,westlooks,seesunexpectedlytoabigduckegg!afoxrun-up,graspsvigorouslytheegg,putsimpatientlyitbetweenlips.Bynowintheheadactuallyhadasound,said:“youwanttoscoreagooseegg,fattoottootsmallduck?”thefoxdecidedthathatchestheduck,iseatinggreatly.Heuptoone'sasssitsontheegg,butjumpsimmediately:“willnotbelikethiswillgivetheeggtheimplosion?”hethoughtthatagreatidea,theningroundturnstopickthehole.ThefoxplacestheeggcrowdsthehayDongkou,liespronetightlybeforethefingernailandthelatterfingernailbeforeholereararea,onlythenthesoftbellyturnsroundgentlyontheduckegg.Thisideathoughtthegood-eggcanhaveplentyoffoodandclothing,notbytheimplosion,butthisposturetoolikelytorture,lessthanfiveminutes,fox'sfourlimbsthenpainfulbeingablebear.thefoxthinksofagreatidea.Hepickstoalongbark.Heself-satisfiedtheirmasterpiece,hadnotthoughtinpursuesrabbit'stime,thebarkpinefalls,almostfordestroyedthetreasureegg.thefoxismadplacestheeggbetweenlips,thoughtthatastutteringfallsconsidersasfinished.Whichknewatthistimejusttheeggishatched, 3 givesbirthahealthlivelysmallduck.Whathadnotthoughtthatthesmallduckbreaksthroughsuddenlytowardfox'snosepoint:“mother!Mother!”thefoxhasbeenscared,stuttersaid:“I,Iamnotyourmother,I,Iammale,canonlybedaddy.”“daddy!Daddy!”Thesmallduckclimbedupfox'snose.thesmallduckeatsthebellycyclic,drillstounderfox'sclaw,thesleepyeyessaiddimly:“thanksyou,daddy,Igoodlovesyou,daddy.”thefoxalsosighs:“hasbeenshortthewestern-stylefood,manysons,thiswasmylife?”。
短篇英语鬼故事
短篇英语鬼故事
您是否还在觉得中文的鬼故事已经不能满足你了，那就来看看英文的鬼故事吧。下面是店铺为大家准备的短篇英语鬼故事，希望大家喜欢!
短篇英语鬼故事篇一
It was a foreign language schools in the women's dormitory,
there are a number of times at night often have a red woman's
clothes to sell door-to-door late at night, do not know how she
was downstairs escaped inspection.Every day, all night, a knock-room, if someone opened the door and asked; 'red clothes do
not want to /' As the girls were very angry after the quarrel, are
not big cried, a few days this night. One night, That woman came
again. Thunk! Thunk! When the door opened from the inside out
one of the girls she roared; "what the red dress? I want the whole.
How much does it cost?"
Woman smiled, turned away and did not give her a red dress,
and that night we all slept well, no one has come knocking at the
door. The next day, the dormitories were all up, only that the
一分钟英文幽默小故事(共8篇)
第 1 页 共 17 页 一分钟英文幽默小故事〔共8篇〕
篇1：一分钟英文幽默小故事 A hungry Fox found in
a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some
shepherds had placed there against their return.
Delighted with his find he slipped in through the
narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all.
But when he tried to get out again he found
himself so swollen after his big meal that he could
not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whining and
groaning over his misfortune.
一分钟英文幽默小故事2:The Beauty of a Shabby
Little Dandelion
Spring has e for the flowers and trees, in the
forest and fields. Spring has also e on the wild
flowers under the fence and on a small apple tree.
There were red bursting flower buds hanging on the
fresh apple tree branches.
The apple Tree Branch held up his head and looked
at many kinds of people who came in and out. They all 第 2 页 共 17 页 showed different reactions to the Apple Tree Branch.
10篇英语超短寓言故事
10篇英语超短寓言故事
本文是关于10篇英语超短寓言故事，仅供参考，希望对您有所帮助，感谢阅读。
英语超短寓言故事篇1：Fox is with the grape
Hungry of the fox see the grape to up hang the radiant and extremely
keen grape of a string, saliva direct current, and want to pick to eat,
but again
Can not take off.See in a short while, helplessly walked, and his side
walk the side oneself to comfort to by oneself say:" this grape have noes
familiar, affirmativeIs sour."
This is to say, and the some person's ability is small, and do to not
accomplish anything, borrow to say the opportune moment immaturity.
狐狸和葡萄
饥饿的狐狸看见葡萄架上挂着一串串晶莹剔透的葡萄,口水直流,想要摘下来吃,但又摘不到.看了一会儿,无可奈何地走了,他边走边自己安慰自己说：“这葡萄没有熟,肯定是酸的.”
这就是说,有些人能力小,做不成事,就借口说时机未成熟.
英语超短寓言故事篇2：Wolf and egret
The wolf mistake swallowed a piece of bone, very suffered, running about,
look for to visit the doctor everywhere.He met the egret, and talk to settle
《卖火柴的小女孩》英语故事短篇
《卖火柴的小女孩》英语故事短篇
英文回答：
The Little Match Girl, a story by Hans Christian
Andersen, is a classic tale of poverty and the consequences
of desperate living. It follows the journey of a young girl
who, on New Year's Eve, roams the streets of Copenhagen
selling matches to survive. Despite her difficult
circumstances, the girl remains hopeful, dreaming of a
better life.
As the night deepens and the cold intensifies, the girl
finds herself alone and hungry. She lights a match to warm
her hands, and in its flickering light, she sees visions of
a warm home, a delicious feast, and a loving family. The
images provide a temporary escape from her harsh reality,
but as the match burns out, so do her dreams.
The girl lights another match, and this time, she sees
a beautiful Christmas tree covered in ornaments and gifts. Overjoyed, she reaches out to touch the tree, but as the
英语小故事带翻译精选5篇
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英语小故事带翻译精选5篇
英语故事是许多小挚友们培育英语学习爱好的一个开端。下面我给大家介绍关于英语小故事带翻译，便利大家学习。
英语小故事带翻译1
小鸭子得救了
一只活泼可爱的小鸭子去游泳。可是，到了5261河4102边，他东瞧瞧，西望望，一不1653当心掉在一个又大又深的坑里。
他舍命地喊：“救命啊!救命啊......”小猴正好路过，听到喊声连忙跑过来说：“小鸭子，别焦急,我想方法救你上来。”他拿来一根长竹竿伸进坑里，让小鸭子叼住。可竹竿太滑，小鸭子叼不住。小后边去叫小熊哥哥。
小熊哥哥抓紧提来一桶水，说“小鸭子，别焦急，我把水倒进坑里，你就浮现来了。”说着，把水往坑里一倒。可坑里的图很松散，没等其次桶水提来，水早渗到地下了，小猴只好找大象伯伯。
大象伯伯跑来说：“不怕，我用鼻子卷你上来!”可是行不通，大象鼻子有点短。
这时，小猴子拍拍脑子说：“我们一倒水，小鸭子就可以浮现来了~”大家一起拿了水，泼向坑里，最终小鸭子浮了上来，得救了~!
小鸭子感谢了全部人，一起在快乐的歌声与阳光下一起做嬉戏，一起回到了家。 2 / 5
翻译： Little duck was saved
A lively lovable duck swimming. But, by the river, he looked at east,
west, carelessly fall in a big and deep pit.
He desperately to shout: help! Help!... Little monkey just passing by,
heard shouts hurried said, little duck, dont worry, I tried to deliver you
鬼故事英语版简短
鬼故事英语版简短
【引言】
鬼故事是一种具有悠久历史的文学形式，它以神秘、恐怖和悬念为主题，引人入胜。在英语中，鬼故事同样具有极高的文学价值和娱乐性。本文将介绍几篇简短的英语鬼故事，并探讨如何在英语中表达恐怖和悬疑元素，以提高大家的英语阅读和写作技巧。
【英语版简短鬼故事实例一：The Haunted House】
Once upon a time, there was a small town where an old house
stood at the edge of the forest.Locals claimed that the house was
haunted by the ghost of a woman who had been murdered there
decades earlier.One day, a young couple decided to explore the
haunted house, unaware of the evil presence that awaited them inside.
【英语版简短鬼故事实例二：The Ghost in the Graveyard】
A group of friends decided to spend the night in a graveyard,
hoping to experience the supernatural.They brought along a Ouija
board to communicate with the spirits.As the night progressed, they
began to sense a ghostly presence among them.Were they about to
uncover the truth behind the haunted graveyard, or had they unleashed
中国故事英语版简单
中国故事英语版简单
1、凿壁偷光
Kuang Heng was born in a poor family. He liked reading books
very much. He needed to work at daytime, so he had to read books
during night. But he was too poor to buy a candle.
One day, he found his neighbour had candles, but the light
couldn’t go through his room. So he dug a small hole on the
wall so that he could use the light to read books. From that
day, he read books every night until the light went out.
However, he finished reading all his books and there were
no books for him to read. Then he went to a rich man’s house
and worked for him without payment. The rich man asked: “ Why
don’t you want the money?” Kuang Heng said: “ Because I only
want to borrow your books.” The rich man agreed. Kuang Heng
read the books one by one.
Finally, he became a great scholar.
匡衡勤奋好学，但家中没有蜡烛。邻家有蜡烛，但光亮照不到他家，匡衡就在墙壁上凿了洞引来邻家的光亮，让光亮照在书上读书。
优秀英语短篇小说集 10 篇,不看后悔哦~
优秀英语短篇小说集 10 篇，不看后悔哦~
以下是一份包含10篇优秀英语短篇小说的精选集。每个故事都引人入胜，希望你会喜欢！
1. "The Secret Room"
故事简介：一个年轻的探险家发现了一间隐藏的密室，里面隐藏着惊人的秘密。
2. "The Unexpected Journey"
故事简介：一位幸运的旅行者在一次意外中发现了一条通往神秘世界的道路。
3. "Lost in the Woods"
故事简介：一群朋友在森林迷路了，他们必须齐心合力才能找到回家的路。
4. "The Haunted House"
故事简介：一对夫妇决定住进一座传说中闹鬼的房子，他们面临着各种令人毛骨悚然的事件。
5. "The Magical Necklace"
故事简介：一个普通女孩意外发现了一条神奇的项链，她从此踏上了一段令人难以置信的冒险之旅。
6. "The Mysterious Stranger"
故事简介：一个神秘的陌生人来到小镇，他的出现改变了所有人的生活。
7. "The Forgotten Diary"
故事简介：一个年轻女孩在祖母的旧日记中发现了一个关于家族秘密的惊人发现。
8. "The Lost Treasure"
故事简介：一群年轻人决定寻找传说中失落的宝藏，他们将面对许多挑战与危险。
9. "The Enchanted Garden"
故事简介：一位女孩探索了她祖母的神奇花园，她发现了一个隐藏的世界。
10. "The Mirror of Truth"
故事简介：一面魔镜能够揭示出真相，一位英勇的年轻人利用它来拯救他的国家。
以上是《优秀英语短篇小说集》中的10篇故事简介。希望你会对这些故事充满兴趣，尽情享受阅读的乐趣！