英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。
兜里还有钱吗？Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.赵本山：我还有400。
行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛：这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。
服务员！（小沈阳上）(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street .小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。
不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah ….小沈阳：是的是的。
Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。
Shenyang I’m not a miss ,I’m a man ,a real man from the inside out.小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。
Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。
Shenyang See, it's no skirt but Capri pants .it's men's wear in Scottish style.. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。
再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。
你看，是有腿的哦。
妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。
妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。
Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you' best.赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。
小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。
Shenyang No problem.小沈阳：呃，没问题。
Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱？Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.小沈阳：得一、两万的。
Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?赵本山：一、两万？啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？Shenyang Are you IOU?小沈阳：打白条儿啊？Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。
喏。
Shenyang What's it?小沈阳：啥意思？Uncle Zhao A tip for you.赵本山：小费。
Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。
Uncle Zhao that’ok . but you are not get it for nothing'. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。
我跟你说这不白给啊。
一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。
Shenyang Like how’s?小沈阳：咋兜呢？Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。
我要点贵菜...... Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."小沈阳：我就说没有呗。
Uncle Zhao You're smart. Come on boy ,赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。
来来来，拿点.（从衣服里又拿出钱）Shenyang Thank you小沈阳：谢谢。
Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.毛毛：爷爷，我有点饿了。
Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?赵本山：饿了？来碗面条。
Shenyang 78 yuan.小沈阳：呃，78一碗。
Uncle Zhao What noodles can be so expensive?赵本山：啥面？这么贵。
Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。
Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much?赵本山：是不是卤子贵？Shenyang It's free.小沈阳：卤不要钱。
Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack!赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。
快去，快去。
Shenyang It is no one to called before, sir.小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。
Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make change.赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。
去吧去吧。
Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's 星光大道comes, you must show your' best, OK?赵本山：来，站起来。
跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？Yadar:ok.毛毛：好吧。
Uncle zhao : It's the best opportunity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.赵本山：这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。
Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.毛毛：看我才多大呀？、Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。
英语情景剧剧本1~2
英语情景剧剧本1~2第一篇：英语情景剧剧本1~2A: rabbit B: wolf C: duck D: butterfly E: mouse F: elephant(第一场)起床（背景音乐）rabbit：（起床动作）wake up!B C D E F: I get up at XX o’clock.rabbit: I am very hungry.Let’s have breakfast.(动作：发现自己的胡萝卜)Look!Carrot is orange, it is good for me.(吃的动作)wolf：I want to eat fish, fish is for my breakfast.Fish lives in the river.(动作:到河边抓鱼)butterfly：The flowers are beautiful.They are red, yellow, pink and purple.(动作:闻花香和喝)mouse：mouse(小老鼠的动作和声音)elephant：Haha, I have many fruits.Banana is yellow and sweet, watermelon is red and juicy.wolf:I want to eat the rabbit!(大家一起说：No!Rabbit is our friend.做指责狼的动作)（狼做吃叶子的动作，然后呕吐。
）（大家一起说；I’m full, it’s time to go to school.）第二场上学A andB rabbit:I am a rabbit, nice to meet you!wolf:I am a wolf, nice to meet you too!rabbit: I’m lovely and pink, I like carrot best.wolf: I’m strong and fierce, I like rabbit best.rabbit:I go to school by bike.wolf:I go to school by motorcycleC andD duck: I’m a duck.I can swim.I swim to school.butterfly: I’m a butterfly.I am beautiful.I fly to school.E andF mouse: I’m a mouse, I’m small and clever!I go to school by car.elephant：I’m an elephant, I’m big.I have two big ears and long nose.I am afraid of mouse.I walk to school.2.英语情景剧剧本：拔萝卜characters: rabbit, dog, monkey, goat.角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。
搞笑英文话剧剧本
搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
英语幽默短剧剧本
英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
8人英语小品剧本
交通路口进行整改措施交通路口是城市道路中最容易发生事故的位置之一，交通路口对于城市的交通运输具有重要作用。
然而，由于交通量大、车速快和交通行为不规范等多种因素，交通路口时常发生交通事故。
为保障交通安全，必须对交通路口进行整改措施。
一、交通路口整改的必要性交通路口为城市中最为繁忙、重要的区域之一，同时也是交通事故最频繁、最容易发生的区域之一。
交通路口的整改不仅可以提高交通安全水平，还可以改善道路交通状况，减少车辆消耗能量和排放的尾气污染，同时也提供更加舒适的交通环境。
二、交通路口整改的具体措施（一）规划合理的路口在进行交通路口的整改措施前，必须制定一个规划方案。
在规划过程中，应根据路口异形、交通量、交通行为等已有情况进行分析，制定出详细的规划方案。
合理的路口规划能够缓解交通拥堵，防止车辆堆积、交通事故发生，提高通行效率。
（二）设置交通指示标志在交通路口的繁忙区域，应该设置交通指示标志，包括交通信号灯、交通标志和交通指示牌等。
这些标志能够指示交通参与者行驶方向、交通行驶顺序等，提高交通安全水平。
（三）设置隔离设施对于比较繁忙的交通路口，应该设置隔离设施，包括道路隔离带、护栏等。
这些将交通路口划定清晰的行驶区域，防止车辆或人行道横穿马路，保障交通安全。
（四）修建天桥、地下通道对于那些繁忙的交通路口，在路口上方或下方修建天桥、地下通道，可以分离车辆和行人、自行车的行动。
天桥和地下通道不仅更安全，还可以提高繁忙的区域的容积率，扩大行车、行人和自行车的通行空间。
（五）安装视频监控设施为减少交通事故，在交通路口安装视频监控设施可以对交通行为进行监督和管理。
通过实时监控，能够记录下隐患，及时采取措施，保障交通安全。
三、总结交通路口整改措施是提高城市交通安全水平的重要方法之一。
通过规划合理的路口、设置交通指示标志、设置隔离设施、修建天桥、地下通道和安装视频监控设施等措施，可以减少因堆积、事故和污染带给城市带来的巨大损失，提升城市交通环境质量和生活质量，实现经济社会的快速发展。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语情景剧剧本
英语情景剧剧本Title: Lost and FoundCharacters:- Alice, a young woman who lost her wallet- Ben, a kind stranger who found Alice's wallet- Rachel, Alice's roommate- Emma, Alice's best friendScene 1: Alice Lost Her Wallet(Alice is walking down the street, searching through her bag.) Alice: (frustrated) Where is my wallet? I can't believe I lost it. (Ben notices Alice looking worried and approaches her.)Ben: Hi, are you okay? You look a little lost.Alice: Actually, I lost my wallet, and I don't know where it is. Ben: Oh no, that's not good. Do you need any help?Alice: Yes, please. Can you help me look for it?Ben: Sure, let's start by checking the area around here. What does your wallet look like?Alice: It's a black leather wallet with a silver clasp.(Ben and Alice search for the wallet but can't find it.)Ben: I'm sorry, we didn't have any luck finding it.Alice: (disappointed) Thanks for trying though. I'll have to cancel my cards and get a new ID.Scene 2: Ben Finds Alice's Wallet(Ben is walking down the street and notices something on the ground.)Ben: (picking up the wallet) Wait a minute, this looks like the wallet Alice described.(Ben opens the wallet to find a driver's license with Alice's name.) Ben: (determined) I have to find her and return it.Scene 3: Ben Returns Alice's Wallet(Ben knocks on Alice's door.)Rachel: (opening the door) Hi, can I help you?Ben: Hi, I found this wallet on the street, and I believe it belongs to your roommate, Alice.Rachel: (excitedly) Yes, that's hers! Thank you so much for finding it. She's been so worried.(Ben hands Rachel the wallet.)Ben: No problem. It's good to know it's back in the right hands. (Alice walks in.)Alice: (surprised) Oh, my wallet! Thank you so much, where did you find it?Ben: I found it on the street near where we met earlier.Alice: (gratefully) Thank you, I don't know how to thank you. Ben: (smiling) Just glad I could help. Have a great day!Scene 4: Alice Shares the Good News(Alice meets up with Emma at a coffee shop.)Emma: Hey, how are you doing? Did you find your wallet? Alice: (excitedly) Yes, I did! A kind stranger found it and returned it to me.Emma: (surprised) Wow, that's amazing. You never know, people can be so helpful sometimes.Alice: (agreeing) Yes, it was such a relief. I'm grateful there are still good people out there.Emma: (smiling) Well, I'm just happy everything worked out okay. What do you say, let's celebrate with some coffee?Alice: (laughing) Sounds great to me!(They both sit down and enjoy their coffee together, relieved that Alice's wallet is safe and sound.)。
英语情景剧8篇
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语情景剧8篇
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英文短剧(最新)
“额错咧,额 真滴错咧,额 从一开始就不 应该嫁过来 。 如果额没有嫁 过来，额现在 就不会 在这 个伤心地……
Liu Guanzhang and Zhu Geliang’s greeting
刘关张造访诸葛亮
These days,the borrower,is the god! 这年头儿，欠债的是大爷！
Oh,how unfortunate I am ! I‘m wrong .I’m really wrong . I’m wrong from the beginning . I should’t marry here, If I didn’t marry here,I’ll never in this heartbreaking place now ~~~~
Three visits
to the cottage
我们的剧本根据中国 Our script is based on the 历史上三顾茅庐的故 story ,San Gumaolu , 事改编而来，在本场 which is really famous in 演出中，我们融入了 Chinese history.In this 很多现代的搞笑元素， play,we add many modern and funny 也许对白中会出现一 elements.Maybe there are 些错误，但是我们小 some mistakes in our 组成员确实为之付出 dialogue,but this play is the result of painstaking 了辛勤的努力，希望 efforts of our group. Wish 大家能喜欢！敬请欣 you like it !Come on and enjoy yourself! 赏！
五人简短英语话剧
五人简短英语话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolorisit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinkthat'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:Ohthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!!!Getouthere!!!你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemaninthe world.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。