经典幽默英语故事(30个)(1)
11 经典幽默英语故事（50个）
要求：
1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。
2、在阅读故事的过程中，遇到不认识的单词，先不要查字典。阅读完小故事后，可以查一查文章里的词汇，并做一些笔记。
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第一篇
My First and My Last
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to
fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of
tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take
Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane
several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all
kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and
he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you
very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
故事大意：
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第二篇
First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about
air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own
small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his
friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr.
Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and
the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane,
and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants,
don't they"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
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第三篇
A Nail Or A Fly？
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a
33 bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail.
So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over
the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy
for him and decided to do him a favour.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered
a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the
accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked
to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the
kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there
sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!
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第四篇
I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside
the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
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第五篇
Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This
is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
幽默英语故事
幽默英语故事
"A Hilarious English Story"
Once upon a time, I had a really funny experience at my English class.
There was this new teacher, Mr. Thompson, who was super enthusiastic
about teaching us English. He had this big bushy mustache that wiggled
whenever he talked, and his glasses were always sliding down his nose.
One day, we were learning about idioms. Mr. Thompson was trying to
explain the idiom "raining cats and dogs". He said, "Now, kids, 'raining cats
and dogs' doesn't mean that actual cats and dogs are falling from the sky.
It just means it's raining really hard." But my friend Jack, who was always a
bit of a joker, raised his hand and said, "Sir, if it rained cats and dogs,
would they land on their feet like normal?" Mr. Thompson looked at him
for a moment, pushed his glasses back up his nose, and then said, "Well,
英语幽默小故事带翻译
英语幽默小故事带翻译
故事对人们来说,有着天然的吸引力。人们创作故事时,就期待着读者能够与之产生共鸣,得到愉悦的体验、得到情绪的释放。店铺整理了英语幽默小故事带翻译，欢迎阅读!
英语幽默小故事带翻译篇一
做好事
On a street near my workplace，I noticed a meter maid
happily writing tickets for a whole line of cars parked at expired
meters. As she deposited $10 tickets on one windshield after
another，I felt called to do a good deed. I deposited a quarter in
the last meter in the row，thus saving a fellow driver the price of
a ticket.
一次，在我工作地点附近的一条街上，我看到一个检查路旁计时器的小姐高兴地给一排汽车逐辆地开着超时罚款单。当她一张接一张地往汽车雨刷下的玻璃上塞罚单时，我觉得这时该我做点好事了。于是，我往这一排最后一台自动计时器里扔了25美分。这样，这辆汽车的司机就可以省下罚款钱了。
Feeling rather pleased with myself，I headed for my office.I
couldn't resist turning back in hopes of seeing the meter maid's
reaction when she saw that the red flag was no longer showing
on that meter. When she reached the last car in the line，she
儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译
儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译
这个世界上有成千上万不可计数的英文故事，它们的风格多样，千变万化，诡异万千，有幽默类型的，有推理类型的也有灵异类型的。今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?
儿童英文幽默小故事(一)
It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large.
Several millions people can live there.”
And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s
a crescent moon.”
一定很拥挤
一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。”
一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”
儿童英文幽默小故事(二)
I can’t Cook It
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the
fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says
happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big
the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and
goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you
set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook
小学生英语幽默故事(超全版,中英双语)
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how
many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother asks.
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach.
Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
故事2 十块糖
妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”
“10块。”吉姆说。
“10块？”妈妈问。
“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”
小学生英语故事
包括：幽默故事（1-7页）、普通小故事（7-40页）。激发小朋友们学英语的兴趣，帮助他们提高成绩。最好每天背一篇，会有不错的效果的 O(∩_∩)O
英文幽默故事：
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the
shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The
customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for
this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So
the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so
英语幽默小故事
英语幽默小故事：
认错 It’s Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
“John!” Teacher says angrily.
“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher
says.
“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is
satisfied with it.
英语幽默小故事：女士优先Lady First
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in
the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only
one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned
first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
英语幽默小故事带翻译 2
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英语幽默小故事带翻译
故事教学的意义在小学英语教学尤其是小学高年级的英语教学中采用故事进行教学具有十分重要的意义。《 整理了英语幽默小故事带翻译_，欢迎阅读!
英语幽默小故事带翻译篇一father: oh, jack, you have slept
away the whole morning. don't you know you are
wasting time?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven'
i?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?
英语幽默小故事带翻译篇二after being away on business,
tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics
clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with 2
a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00
20个英语笑话爆笑超短 [有关英语笑话故事带翻译]
20个英语笑话爆笑超短 [有关英语笑话故事带翻译]
英语笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing
their husbands' faults.
"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after
dinner my husband always complains about the food."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"
"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his
own cooking?"
现代生活
两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。
“我们结婚十五年了，”一个妇女说道，“每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。”
“真可恶!”另一个惊呼道。“难道你不烦吗?”
“我烦什么?”她的朋友答道。“他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。”
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The
conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his
stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
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英语笑话故事搞笑
英语笑话故事搞笑
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who loved telling jokes.
He was known for his wit and humor, and his friends would always gather
around him to listen to his latest jokes and funny stories. Today, I will share
with you some hilarious English jokes that will surely put a smile on your
face.
1. The Clever Dog
Once, there was a dog who could speak English. One day, he walked
into a hardware store and asked the storekeeper, "Do you have any jobs for
me?" The storekeeper, astonished by the talking dog, replied, "Well, we
don't typically hire dogs, but I can give you a trial. Can you paint this porch
for me?" The dog eagerly agreed and started working.
The next day, the storekeeper came to check on the progress and was
amazed. The porch looked perfect, with no smudges or mistakes. He asked
英语幽默小故事10篇
英语幽默小故事10篇
【引言】
学习英语的过程中，阅读幽默小故事不仅能够提高我们的语言能力，还能让我们在轻松愉快的氛围中领略到英语文化的魅力。下面，就让我们一起来欣赏10篇英语幽默小故事，并在快乐中学习吧！
【故事1】
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who had a peculiar
habit of always forgetting his keys.One day, he locked himself out of his
house again.Instead of calling a locksmith, he decided to break into his
own house through the window.As he was climbing in, he suddenly
realized that he had left his keys inside the house!
幽默点：Jack忘记带钥匙的习惯以及他试图通过窗户进入自己家的荒谬行为让人捧腹大笑。
【故事2】
Mike was a terrible cook.One day, he decided to make dinner for his
girlfriend.He spent hours in the kitchen, and when he finally served the
meal, it was completely inedible.His girlfriend asked him, "What did you
make?" Mike replied, "Well, it"s not quite soup, and it"s not quite stew,
but you can call it "soupstew"!"
幽默点：Mike的创新菜名“soupstew”让人忍俊不禁，体现了他的幽默感。 【故事3】